text:  So you're pretty good at that, aren't you? Yeah, there's some new wise sayings I just made up. Wise sayings? I call them wise sayings. What can I do for you? Well, I got this petition here I've been circulating around the neighborhood. Kind of thought you'd like to sign it. It's called the Declaration of Independence. Yeah, I heard about that. Sounds a little suspect, if you ask me. What do you mean, suspect? Well, you're advocating the overthrow of the British government by force and violence, aren't you?