text:  What's this, Bertie? This is the 4th of July, and that's Independence Day. It ain't April Fool's Day. No, Bertie. The judge don't get to speak, and Leroy lost his pants. But that don't make it April Fool's Day. This is Independence Day, and you don't fool around with Independence. All right. Mr. Gildersleeve, you know why you don't play April Fool jokes on the 4th of July? Yes, Bertie. That's right, because it's Independence Day, and you don't fool around with Independence. Good old Bertie. She takes Independence Day pretty seriously.