text:  Where were you, Jill? We went to the forest. It's not that far away. Ask your parents to take you and your friends to the forest this week. It's closer than you think. Check out discovertheforest.org. Brought to you by the U.S. Forest Service and the Ad Council. I'm probably okay to have one more drink before I drive home. I'm probably okay. I opened the window to stay alert. Probably okay. I just brought some gum in my mouth. Step out of the car, please. I probably made a mistake.