text:  And by the way, you know I use the term goober, and that's a term of endearment. It was funny last night because as I was talking to the New York cop, I used the term goober, and the New Yorker didn't know what a goober was. And I had to explain that goober is... You know, when I was growing up, a goober was a derogatory term because a goober was kind of a doofus. A goober was kind of a nitwit. And so, again...