text:  Oh, spoiler! There's people out there who haven't caught up on the whole Rocky franchise. You just ruined it for them. Please, there's a statute of limitations. There's an eight-year-old sitting with his mom and dad right now, riding around in the car, not old enough to see Rocky right now, and you just ruined the whole thing for him. You're going to tell them who Darth Vader's dad is? I understand you're trying to divert attention from Kevin's astute analysis of what the superior montage is, but I'm just saying the people have spoken.