text:  Now, I do want to share with you something you probably do own, and that's bad breath. And that's no fun. It's no fun if someone's breathing on you. I mean, that's the worst of it. If you breathe on other people, eh, you know, it's still uncomfortable. So let me suggest a package or two or five packages of Zellman's Minty Mouth Mints. That's mine right there.