text:  Isn't that wonderful? Now you know why I want to be in radio. Ah, son, it takes years of training. Did you ever hear of the Stravinsky School of Microphone Technique? Never heard of it. Well, I went to school there. Ever hear of the McGillicuddy Hall of Enunciation? Nope. I went to school there. You never heard of anything, did you? I'll bet you never even heard of Rita Hayworth. Yes, I did, brother, but you never went to that school there.