text:  On the one hand, we all know that Biden couldn't get hired for any other job, period, full stop. Any job. You said not even Walmart Greeter. We talked about that. I'm like, no, he couldn't be a Walmart Greeter. He couldn't stand up long enough to be a Walmart Greeter. And no shade to Walmart Greeters. They're very nice people. I've met them. But I'm just saying, he couldn't do that job.