text:  Denmark, I believe, is about to become the first country to actually tax cow fart. They're going to tax it. Now, is there an estimate that they do on the average flatulate of a cow, or are they actually going to hook a device up into the cow so that way they can measure the cow's fartability score and tax you on the fartability score? I don't know. I didn't read the article. I just saw the headline.