text:  Ed, what is that bizarre contraption? It's my latest Jimmy John's online ordering enhancement, sir. Really? Yes, sir. You know our popular Jimmy John's online ordering service? Yes, click order eat. This is the perfect time-saving companion. How perfect, Ed? Presenting the Jimmy John's F4000 three-dimensional sandwich printer. Oh, boy. See, we put one of these babies in the home of every Jimmy John's customer. Uh-huh. They order the sandwich online. Uh-huh. And we send a signal to the F4000 to make their sandwich. Ed, how much does one of these babies cost? With the quantity discount, $50,000, sir. And how long does it take to print a sandwich? About eight hours, sir. Do you see where I'm going with this? So back to the drawing board? No, stay away from the drawing board, Ed.