text:  Does a tattoo hurt when they etch it into you? You know, it really didn't hurt when I had it done. Actually, when I read the book, they had one tattoo on the back of my neck that I had to tell my mother and father was magic marker. And then after I wrote the book, I got more tattoos. You know, nicely placed. I'm too old for a sleeve. If I was younger, I'd probably get one. But it never really hurt, if anything, because...