text:  This is Bob. Now, what now that we're in charge of the public works, we'll fix it up so the public really gets the works. Stack, telling you that a funny thing happened to me on the way to the Capitol. You know, a fat lady stopped me and said, I call my girdle a campaign contributor. Now, I said, why do you call your girdle a campaign contributor? She said, because it's got a lot of pull. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.