text:  So as a married guy, the only time I ever buy dryer sheets is when it's on the list that my wife texted me. Right. But as a divorced guy, I'd probably never buy dryer sheets. So if I had this gift registry as a newly divorced guy, I would put down dryer sheets because I would never think to buy that for myself. See, there it is. Somebody could stock you up, though. Yeah, I'd be like, hey, not only am I divorced, I have static cling. For you.