text:  And missed the back of his head by, I mean, like inches. Oh, man. I'm like, dude. I was like, you don't even know how close you were to dying. That would have been bad. Oh, absolutely. A Shaq swing. I don't care if you're a big dude. That is not a guy you want to get cracked with. Well, I mean, he was called the Diesel for a reason. Is that because Diesel's better than fuel? Call it what you want. I mean, that dude was...