text:  You make me sound so shallow. Well, yes, I'm going to impress jewelry creations today. I'm so excited. My diamond studs are ready for pickup. I'm so excited because I think I've mentioned here before. I've never had real diamonds, not in the sense like not in a wedding engagement ring because that hasn't happened. But also like in my ears, I've never had real diamonds. I've had fake ones. So I said, darn it.