text:  What is it, Captain? This man coming towards us is a special investigator hired by the consulate in New York. A terrible nuisance, really. Permit me to introduce myself, sir. I am Jose Cacahuate. My car. South American agent for North American van lines. From Tucumcari to Tallahassee, Chattanooga to Cucamonga, we haul anything, anywhere, anywhere. All right, Pagan, take off that phony beard and come up for air. I can't take it off.