text:  I'm short pants romance, learn to dance, get dressed, get flipped, try to be a success, please her, please him, buy gifts, don't steal, don't lift, 20 years of schooling and they put you on the day shift, look out kids, they keep it all hid, better jump down the manhole, lock yourself a candle, don't wear sandals, try to avoid the scandal, don't wanna be a bum, you better chew gum, the pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle.