text:  I don't buy water because I drink water from the tap. So do I, but it's nice to have something to travel with. I have a reusable water bottle, you trash monster. Listen, I am a trash monster. I've tried. I have the reusable bottles, but I lose them, and it's just easy to grab a plastic bottle. I recycle. Yeah, I'll recycle the plastic. We all know recycling is a joke. What are you talking about?