text:  There are like five people there. And half of them are media. Online is not real life. Online is not real life. Honest to God, I could go to a local restaurant in my area and I would draw a bigger crowd than this without any notice. Look at this nutjob waving her arms like a crazy person in front of a crowd of seven people. My goodness. Again, online, not real life. And it turns out that it's not real life for pretty much anybody. Punchbowl News points out that actually...