text:  Nobody would have student loans. That'd be an awesome thing. And the universities would probably lower tuition because nobody's going to be getting it. I promise you they would because people couldn't afford to pay it. The demands. And people would wake up and go, wait a minute, this is like real money in my hand that I earned. I'm going to make better value choices about what I study. I'm not going to study left-handed puppetry and pay somebody $85,000 a semester for that and call it an Ivy League education. And I'm furthering my thought patterns. Oh, bull crap.