text:  I, the other day I was working on something. I didn't feel like messing with the fridge. I didn't feel like messing with lunch. And I knew we had some amazing little Totino's party pizzas that I'd picked up behind my wife's back and stashed them in the freezer. And I wanted one of those Totino's party pizzas. You know, they're like a dollar 25 still. That's how you know they're good. And I didn't want to go to the trouble of making it just because I didn't want to stop doing what I was doing. So I texted my son. I said, hey, you want to make an easy five bucks?