text:  I give Fred rough greens for every meal because it's real nutrition. It's a natural nutritional supplement that is going to extend his life. I love the side benefits I get from it. Fred used to have digestive issues after every meal. He never does anymore. His breath is better. He used to have terrible breath. But really, I give it to Fred because it's going to make him live longer. And we love that big fluffy idiot. We do.