text:  You look a little better this morning, Aunt. You don't look so worried and wrinkled. Leroy, I'm not wrinkled. And I do feel better this morning. I don't get it. You meet a new girl, and the first time you take her out, you get yourself in a big hassle. Yeah, I'm not in a hassle. I figured the whole thing out. Yeah? Judge Hooker doesn't want to make the Fourth of July speech anyway. All I have to do is offer to make it for him. He'll be delighted. Then he can go to Virginia Lakes and see Miss Matterhorn. You'd rather look at Miss Matterhorn than make a speech? Well, there's no accounting for tastes.