text:  Here's number one. I don't want an app or create an account to order something or access information from your company website. If you make me do that, I'll just buy from somewhere else. Yes. Yes. On behalf of Generation X, yes. Just let me order my crap. Don't put me on another email list, you low-life bastard. Leave me alone. This is the correct response, ladies and gentlemen. A truism. Yes.