text:  And thanks to all of you for coming tonight. Well, we've got a lot of orders we're going to try to fill tonight, and... Oh, wait a minute. Don. Yes, Celeste? Jack Benny's been lying to us. You're not really fat. Oh, of course I'm not fat, Celeste. Why don't you stand closer to me? How could I get closer, Don? Wherever I go, your tummy's right beside me. Oh, now, that's...