text:  Back now to Jim Birkeland, who is in fact a retired California geologist, actually was employed by a county in California. He'll tell you all about it in a moment because I'm going to read him the facts. Many nice facts, but I will choose this one just to bring Jim out. Jim Birkeland is a blowhard, signed a real geologist. No name, but signed a real geologist. You are a real geologist, aren't you, Jim?