text:  Well, Judge, don't ask silly questions. Just take advantage of my generous offer and hit the road. Gilday, why are you so anxious to get me out of town? You must have a reason. I'm only thinking of you and Miss Matterhorn. You know you want to be with her, and she wants to be with you. Well, yes, she does. I had a card from her this morning saying, having wonderful time, wish you were here. You see, Judge, now get going and forget about the speech. Just hand it to me.