text:  No, I'm not going to go. Well, Chris asked if I'm going to go to Turkey. We've discussed it before. They have apparently incredible hair transplant stuff in Turkey. I would only ever go to Turkey for a gag, meaning I would only ever do that if I could come with the sickest mullet you've ever seen in your life or this huge afro. How funny would it be? I'm 6'8". If I got this enormous afro like Julius Irving. What, Chris?