text:  And he's really desperately looking for a new nickname for him at the rally the other day. He was going, should I go with Crooked Joe, Sleepy Joe? He already had Crooked Hillary, to be honest with you. So he said this morning that maybe he should start calling him Lion Joe. For a while now, I've had a perfect name, I think. Pinocchio Joe. It rhymes. And he's so funny. I think it would be hilarious when he's mentioning the laptop at the debate tomorrow.