text:  It's Alec Baldwin. Well, it's Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden loves Alec Baldwin stories because it's the only story I think that eclipses a Hunter Biden story. Everybody's like, ooh, a superstar in trouble? Let's listen, as opposed to the President's son. Well, they both have something in common that neither one of them know how to properly handle a fire. Exactly right, handle a fire. I think that Hunter Biden...