text:  Miss Matterhorn is vacationing at Virginia Lakes, and I plan to go up there for the fourth. Judge, I don't envy you reading somebody else's speech. Well, if I don't like what the congressman has written, I can always preface it by saying the views expressed in the speech do not necessarily represent the views of the speaker. Step aside, Judge. What? Here comes Miss McKinley. Oh, I'll open the door. Judge, let me open it. It's already open. Busybody.