text:  I love that my existence prompts you to write some 500-word email with a bunch of cuss words and screaming at me. I love these. We love them. We laugh and laugh and laugh at you. And then corporate, whenever I talk to them, the suits, they laugh at you too. And my sponsors, they laugh at you too. Everybody's laughing at you. In fact, it's probably been that way for most of your life, I would imagine. That's probably why you are the way you are. Now let's move on and talk about something different.