text:  Bertie, how's my new suit? I'm going to need it. It's pressing in the closet. Are you making a speech? You bet. The judge is on his way to Virginia Lakes. Yes, sir. You should have seen him trying to squeeze into Leroy's pants. Yes, sir. Where's Leroy's suit now? Well, I'll have to buy him a new one. But it was worth it. I sure tricked the old judge. Yes, sir, but this ain't April Fool's Day, you know.