text:  The astrology, I think I got my first. It was Parker's Astrology. I got that when I was about almost 16, and I used to do astrology charts and type them out on an old typewriter, pages and pages and pages, and I think I used to charge like $7 way back. What's a typewriter? I'm sorry, a typewriter, right? Nobody knows what a landline is either. It's been so long before I used a typewriter. I'm the only person in the neighborhood with a landline.