text:  They just didn't happen to have any of these vintage life preservers. We have some in our storage in our prop room. And I said, I'll be out your way on Monday. Let's make a meeting point. Plus, I'll be writing a story about that. It'll be in the Post Tribune and ChicagoTribune.com. So that's hence the life preservers here next to me. Hold on. I want to see that. Can you grab behind you? I love this thing. Phil, we do it up in style.