text:  Two, three-hour patrol. Get yourself some water. Get yourself some ammo. You'll be back by dinnertime. I'd probably pick an AK, to be honest with you. Depending on the circumstances, I'd probably pick an AK. I like a heavier round. All right. Let's talk about Americans cutting back on spending. And my dad. And John Kerry's evil. You know what? We'll lead with the John Kerry thing. Let's also talk about chalk. If you're going to hump any amount of weight.