text:  And I'm worried that I would have a lumpy head and people would be able to see it. And you know how mean everyone is to me, even though I'm nice. Then the listeners, they're going to be emailing in really mean things and asking me to draw things on the various lumps on my head. You know what people are like. I can't do it. Dear fellow devil dog and body wash aficionado. I hate you guys.