text:  Seen people eat it with a fork and knife. You know, understand them. You don't want to get your hands dirty. I'm a fold person. You know, I put my thumb in the middle, fold it over, and then boom. Eat it like that, like a little pizza sandwich. Right? Seen some people eat it the other way, like crust forward. You know? Oh, God. Like crust first into the mouth? Crust first. But today I saw first. Today I saw something I've never seen before, and I don't think I'll ever see again. Our producer...