text:  In Waterloo, a barber cannot heat onions between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. Hey, that's a good law. That's a good law. That's not a bad idea. In Provincetown, Massachusetts, you cannot sell suntan oil afternoon on Sunday. And who does need to use that afternoon on Sunday? Nobody. Nobody. That's right. In Juliet, Illinois, a woman cannot try on more than six dresses in one store. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take that, Tori. Oh, wow. There you have it.