text:  I'm going to light the fuse on this question and chuck it into the fray. If an armed society is a polite society, why are blue cities war zones? I know you have the wisdom and tact to answer this quandary. Well, I don't know why that would be a, I don't understand why that question would be offensive. It's not offensive at all, and it's not complicated. Big cities aren't armed. Only the criminals are frigging armed. Only the criminals are armed.