text:  Thank you. Hiya, gang. Glad to see you, Jerry. Well, I'm glad to be doing the show for the armed forces, Celeste. You know, I come from a military family. My grandfather was the general that coined that famous phrase, an army travels on its stomach. Really? Where's your grandfather now? Oh, he lives down in the Florida swamps with his wife and three adopted alligators. I see. I'm going to send him a book I just finished. It's called How to Feed Baby Alligators by Hand. Who wrote it? Oh, some guy named Three-Fingered Pete. Oh.