text:  changing. They keep moving the goalposts. And so you don't know what you can get away with now. Seinfeld, who is remarkably clean, has come out a few times. He wrote a New York Times op-ed saying that he doesn't want to work at colleges anymore. And he doesn't have to because he's Seinfeld. He goes home and sleeps on a mountain of cash. But the rest of us, we have to do those gigs. And those kids show up waiting for you to utter that one thing that's going to trigger them. And then they run to a safe space and they get online and they