text:  I don't have to make this speech. I'm not trying to impress anybody. Oh, that's right. She ran out on you, didn't she? Leroy. Mr. Gilsney, aren't you putting on your new suit? Oh, I don't know, Bertie. It's getting late. I see people heading for Craft Park. I'm going to parade with the Boy Scouts, Unc. Good for you, my boy. I just saw a man in a uniform pass here with a bass drum. There's going to be big doings today. Great. Leroy, I think I'll let you take the speech down and...