text:  Judge! Judge, do you mind if I interrupt? Oh, hello, Gilday. I was just rehearsing the opening of my Fourth of July address. Well, Judge, you can forget the speech. What? I know your heart isn't in it. You'd rather go up and join Miss Matterhorn. Well, the speech is knocking me out of the trip. It doesn't have to. I've come to do you a big favor, old friend. Oh? I've decided to make the speech for you. You have? Why? Why?