text:  There's a guy I kind of know. Know a guy who knows a guy. We'll put it that way. Who was with Barack Obama's Harvard graduating class. He was part of Barack Obama's Harvard graduating class. And as you can imagine, not that I'll ever know, when you're graduating from some place like Harvard, you'll find yourself on a Friday night with a pitcher of beer or Zinfandel, whatever those dorks drink. And you'll be...