text:  They said they spent a week resting him and preparing him. I think he spent a week in Vegas with Charlie Sheen. I think Joe Biden spent a week doing jello shots. What in the world? And then to top it all off, we're going to talk about the ugly, right? This is the bad part where we could just kind of laugh about the whole thing. There's plenty of ugly. There's a lot of ugly out there. But then to top it all off, the closing statement just murdered me. And remember...