text:  I'm incredibly casual. I failed on air earlier this week to name five Panthers players. I choked. I dropped the ball, and I was an embarrassment to diehards like my friend here, Brendan King. BK, with my apology to you and Panthers fans everywhere, you got about a minute or so, if you can, to put a bow on a lifetime achievement for you as a Panthers fan to see them hoist Lord Stanley. How cool was that, my man?