text:  And then he told her to sell the dog and sell the horse and sell the house and get a job. Actually, Jay did offer that up. Maybe we need to rehome the dog. Because it was costing her $200 a month for the dog expenses. So, okay. Let's get Papa Dave's take. It's a lot of fun to make fun of y'all. But truthfully, here's the situation, okay? I mean, the poor lady...