text:  So I'm trying to get to 17, just because I'm competitive with myself. So I'm just trying to get to 17,000. So if you could follow me on Twitter today, everybody that follows me today will send you a check for $5,000. The check will be in the mail. It'll get there someday. Maybe not this week, and maybe not next week, and maybe not ever. But we'll pretend to send you a check for $5,000. It's at MichaelBrownUSA.