text:  And more on that coming up in a bit, because there's another clip from ABC we've got to get to about the debate tonight that will make you laugh. But biggest story today, David? Biggest story of the day. Both candidates getting ready. Joe Biden, I'm hearing the blood transfusions have gone well. He's getting smelling salts. Hanging upside down with gravity boots right now somewhere. Did he get some new hair plugs? Maybe.