text:  I don't know why we're doing the trifecta again. It's my bad, man. Oh, okay. That whole thing honestly threw me. I hit the wrong button. That was on me. That's not monkey button, Robbins. It certainly did raise my heart rate. When the going gets tough. Damn it, this is too hard. The dumb get dumber. All right, Dan. It's Nimrods in the News on the Martley, Van Camp, and Robbins Show. I love the poorly educated. This is also a weird one you didn't see coming. Nimrods in the News, we start with...