text:  Well, you knew that someone was going to call her. I knew it. You know what? Here's the thing. I don't know why, but for some reason I envisioned Father Michael, who was probably my favorite theology teacher. He's also a great history teacher. I imagine him listening online because he has on occasion and busted my chops from Cleveland. He had a nose larger than mine, but it was sharper. He looked like the Muppet newscaster.