text:  You know what I would have told them? I would have said, first off, let me in the most professional way possible. How about you plant a big wet one on my ass? How does that sound? Okay, right here. Here's my ass. You can kiss it. Okay, we done it. Now let's get this here. You're not coming in with guns. You got a search warrant? Send it to the DHS secretary and we'll hash this thing out. But your guys, if they want to come in, can surrender their firearms. It's a protected compound. We'll address it with the president.