text:  You never get on your phone right away in the morning. I don't, but this morning I had to because your brain's not ready for it yet. The dopamine hit. But I roll over and the dust is still in my eyes. And the first tweet that comes up is by Gutfeld. And it must have been serendipitous because he said exactly what my brain was thinking, but he just said it better. He's like, I went to sleep last night, slept on this, and then woke up in the morning thinking, I didn't see what I just saw. Like, there's no way...