text:  Can you define what a woman is? A woman is a person who says she is. And let me just tell you one story about this, because when I was a child... No, no, you're not going to tell me a story. We're not doing that right now. It's not story time. Yeah, it is story time, because when I was a child, I was called a boy. No, it's not. I'm going to reclaim my time. Be quiet. I'm going to reclaim my time right now.