text:  How about this? How about there's a cage around the ring locked behind you. Tyson's got to wear 20-ounce gloves. Before the match, he's given Xanax and sedatives. You're given a chainsaw, three ninja-style katanas, a couple 9-millimeter pistols, and a baseball bat. Do you have a chance? All of a sudden, you could beat Mike Tyson, right? You see how the rules matter?