text:  You know, the ham and the roast and the funeral potatoes are always a staple. And that's, I think, in the USA, roast turkey, ham, and in Utah, funeral potatoes, which I love. Absolutely. I don't have to wait for a funeral. Here's some favorite Christmas foods around the world. In Germany, roast goose with stuffing and applesauce. Love it. Sounds good. I love it when I get goosed. No, it's...