text:  And I remember when that went down because I had been dispatched to Guam because the chubby little nut job, Kim Jong-un, was threatening to blow up Guam. And my boss said, let's send Van Camp there. So I go there, and that story was breaking while I was on the way to Guam, while I'm on this 20-hour flight. And so I land, and I'm trying to piece together what happened and what Trump said.