text:  Everybody that follows me today will send you a check for $5,000. The check will be in the mail. It'll get there someday. Maybe not this week, and maybe not next week, and maybe not ever. But we'll pretend to send you a check for $5,000. It's at MichaelBrownUSA. So, at MichaelBrownUSA. Go follow me right now. I want you to think about something. Seriously think about something for a moment.