text:  Because you guys jump my rear end all the time and say, Shellman, you're too much of a stick in the mud. People should be able to enjoy. People should be able to celebrate Independence. People should be able to celebrate Fourth of July. They should be able to celebrate. Fine. Fine. And by the way, I don't call the cops. Somebody lights off a firework at 2 o'clock in the morning, I want to.