text:  When I met Paula, when they asked her out, I don't even think she drank. I was like, you want like a Corona? I used to drink a lot of Coronas. She was like, no, I don't drink. You want to try crack? She's like, no, no, I don't want to do that. I heard it's bad. They're weird. At gyms, we're definitely like, how do they let us on the air? How does that even happen? How do we still have a show? How? How?