text:  And he said, it's actually pretty good. You'd be surprised by how good. No, I wouldn't be surprised, but it's awful. I know for a fact there is a 0% chance that a movie with that character can be good. All right. And I didn't even know how bad it was. I just learned. We'll be right back with more after a quick break to hear from our sponsors. You can host the best backyard barbecue.