text:  OK, here's John Kerry, the patron, current patron saint of climate change. Al Gore made his money. He's doing lectures. Don't get me wrong. It's still telling us we're all going to die. But, you know, Al Gore said we had to the end of that first decade of the aughts before climate change was going to wipe us all out. OK, here is John Kerry in 2009, in 2009.