text:  My nephew just came to our town to play a soccer tournament. He's from Indianapolis, Indiana. He came here to play in the President's Cup soccer. I was like, you're coming where? Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Sioux Falls for a game. I'm like, really? Yeah, me and thousands and thousands of other people. They expect him to drive across country and go, or, well, you just don't get to go.