text:  What if I told you you could wake up a few weeks from now and potentially be out of that pain that you're living in or greatly reduced? If you're like I used to be, you're probably thinking, yeah, thanks, Mr. Snake Oil Salesman, but, you know, I gave it the office. Notice I said like I used to be because that's exactly what I thought. I thought this is, you know, it's all natural and it's just a game and it's, you know, ibuprofen doesn't work for me, you know.