text:  A homeowner caught a 74-year-old woman pooping on the side of his house. Not once, but twice. First time, last month, he saw her on his lawn and later realized that she had left him, well, she said, well, it was like this gift. He adjusted his surveillance cameras to that spot. A few weeks later, she came back and did it again and caught on camera in broad daylight. So he took it to the cops.