text:  Yes, I'm confessing right now. To my father, heavens no. Heavens no. Anyway, but my very first trip was in 1966, and I went surfing for a week. Did you get your first Hawaiian shirt on that trip? I think I did. It looks like... If you look at my wardrobe now, I probably have 15. I love Aloha shirts. I know. Because as I get fat...