text:  Oh my gosh, the corned beef. I know you don't lie about food, but I also know that any story worth telling is worth exaggerating, right? And I think the same applies to food. You were not exaggerating. Some of the best corned beef I've ever had. The best corned beef I've ever had. None of us are getting paid to talk about the harp, right? We don't get paid to endorse the harp.