text:  I thought, hmm, he had a little baggie in his hand, so you could tell he was picking up the other stuff. He pulls off his belt a squirt bottle with neutralizing stuff in it and sprays the lantern down with the dog pee. And I thought, see, you can be a good dog owner, a responsible dog owner. So I thought at one point, well, maybe I'll set up my game camera and just start turning people into the cops for pooping in my yard.