text:  If you do the four-step lawn program, your lawn is going to be so green it makes Kermit look pink. I don't even know what that means. Why would he go pink? They don't even share the color wheel. Well, I know. I know what I'm saying. I know. But it is so much greener than Kermit the Frog. Hi-ho. Anyway, you're going to have a great lawn, houseplants, shrubs, trees, all the supplies that you need for your lawn and garden.