text:  And my wife said, maybe we'll change that around a little bit. Why don't we just put a sign in our yard that says, please have your dogs poop in our yard so everybody else can have a nice yard. Your wife is very wise, right? She's a very wise. What a kind way. We'll take it. You come poop in our yard. We already have the burnt spots all the time in our front yard, right? The grass grows faster than the other places. And then it's got burnt spots. I don't even have a dog. But it's just amazing how people feel like because they own a dog, I'm entitled to have my dog poop in your yard.