text:  And also probably her hair and everything else. And then she whips the pan back around, spraying hot flaming oil all over the kitchen like some kind of fiery sprinkler and sets it back on the stove without turning the burner off. Then she leaves the flame and the stove that's still on and just starts randomly shouting help out her front door. It's a master class in what not to do when you have a grease fire in your kitchen. So here's what you should do for the record.