text:  You ever, like, you play in Bar League softball growing up. It was a big thing in Queens. And you've got that one guy who, by inning four or five, is always loaded. The guy's had, like, 600 beers. And even his own team, as he's complaining about getting thrown out at third base, he tried to stretch a single into a triple. No, not a single. And it just didn't work. And everybody's like, Tony! Tony, enough! Enough! Come into the dugout, Tony! And no one, Tony! Tony! Come on in, man! That's...