text:  Dan, thanks so much for having me on. Before we start, can I give a shout out to my childhood friend? Her nickname is Bumble. She's a huge, huge fan of yours. She texted me this morning wanting to know if I was going to be on. Her real name is Kathleen, but I'm not giving it out so the feds don't track her down. But hey, Bum, we've been friends since sixth grade.