text:  But yeah, I was thinking, man, if I could just drink another 17 of these in the next hour and 10 minutes, I might get a buzz. You might get a slight buzz. Maybe. Maybe. But anyway, they're having this big fight in D.C. Ted Cruz, you want to hear his quote? Okay, go for it. Ted, if they want us to drink two beers a week, frankly, they can kiss my ass.