text:  I'm sorry. I'm going to do it right now. I'm quoting Bono from Band-Aid. Tonight, thank God it's them instead of you. That's why God developed two TVs for one for each of you. Yeah. Well, just watch the jars, all right? Okay, I'll watch that. She said every time she'd have to open a new jar of something. She couldn't get it open. She had a neighbor come help, and there were some that he couldn't get open.