text:  I'd like to use the S word here, you know, whale feces. I got so much crap to talk about. I don't really know where to start. And now that the program started, I'm really not quite sure where to start. So instead, I think what I want to do is I want to give you an overall view of the chaos that's in the world right now. And then we'll get to some very specific stories. So that's the roadmap for today. Now, you know the rules of engagement. You know, because I'm a benevolent dictator, we have to have rules of engagement on the program.