text:  I turned the presidential library into my workshop. Jenny's lesbian workshop. I love that. All the wood carvings. They're like, wow, they replaced all the busts with wood carvings. That would be great. Lincoln could live in the actual Lincoln bedroom. Wouldn't that be funny? Oh, that would be so funny. How do we not call his room in our house the Lincoln bedroom? Probably because he slept in ours the first 15 years. The cat slept in his room more than he did. That's a true story. Love you, sweet potato. I'll talk to you.