text:  No, actually, your last resort in that situation is to get out of the house and call 911. So you didn't think you'd get fire safety tips on the Matt Wall show today, but that's where the conversation took us. And all this leads me to a deeper point that I think needs to be made here. The comedy of errors that we just witnessed is a very small microcosm of a much bigger problem afflicting our society. A huge number of Americans do not possess even the most basic life skills, like how to put out a kitchen fire,