text:  Imagine you're sitting in a pew in church, and it's Christmas Eve, and you're paying your respects, and you're sitting there, and everybody's dressed up nice, and they're about ready to hand out the Eucharist, and they're going over everything, and all of a sudden, some guy rips off a foghorn with chili and IPA mixed in as the aroma, and then looks at you and goes, yeah, that's a real thing.