text:  Keep warm, short pants, romance Learn to dance, get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success, please her, please him Buy gifts, don't steal, don't live 20 years of schooling and they put you on a day shift Look out, kids, they keep it all hid Better jump down the manhole, light yourself a candle Don't wear sandals, try to avoid the scandal Don't wanna be a bum, you better chew gum The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle