text:  greatest fry you've ever eaten why is stolen food always better you know what i mean by stolen food like it's you really shouldn't eat it my wife when she's preparing a meal cuts everything up in the little portions here's the carrots here's the onions here's and then when she's not looking i take things don't take that now i take it even more i don't know why there's something exciting i got it and she didn't see it i'm eating the forbidden carrot right now