text:  It's a conspiracy, Peter. Well, let's get to the recommendations of the eater experts. They include huevos con salchicha, which is scrambled eggs, and hot dogs. This is a common breakfast in Mexico, and you can spice it up with peppers. Then in Thailand, there's a dish called American fried rice. It's ketchup fried rice with chopped hot dogs. I say just rip up the buns in anger and put them out for the birds. That's what I would do.