text:  So you have this new book, it's called Swirl Days, and the first thing you say in the book is that you say you have to write a book because you're starring in a TV show, and that's what TV stars do. Yes, it's just a matter of course. It's a matter of course. I wanted to make it clear that I was trying to write a very good book. I hope you like it. It is true. All the great books, like Moby Dick, begins, call me Ishmael, I'm sorry, but I was contracted to do this.