text:  Share your answers with us, the government said. We need payment, the yogurt said. What would you like, the government asked. Ohio, the yogurt said. We can't do that, the government said. That's fine, the yogurt said. We'll just go to China. They'll give us the whole Shanxi province. Within a year, the yogurt had a century-long lease on Ohio with the promise that it would respect the human and constitutional rights of those who lived within its borders and that it would let the U.S. handle its foreign affairs.