text:  I look to see if the box has a lid or something I missed, but it appears to be one perfectly sealed cube. You can't even see any miters. Like, it's an impossible thing. I grab the sledgehammer from the garage to smash it open. This does not produce satisfying results. It produces no results. The box of clouds accepts the blow as though it were made of jello, returning immediately to its solid form, clouds still swirling. Freakin' unicorn!