text:  So this week I was introduced to my friend's baby. Now this was expected, both the baby and our meeting. And I'd taken time to prepare, you know, things like wearing clothes that I didn't mind getting sick on or finding out whether nine month olds can eat sweets. Spoiler, they can't. However, when it came time to hold the child, my brain froze. This was a literal baby that my friends had made and it was in my hands. I was terrified. So of course I reverted to muscle memory.