text:  It's 2 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon on the island of Kauai. Sorry I cheated you out of some of the gotta go. I just had to hear the part about rubbing the hidey-ho. And this is Mark Johns, and you're listening to KKCR Honolulu, KQA Kilauea, broadcasting all over the world at KKCR.org. And the KKCR app, and over the airwaves, and...