text:  Now, I noticed looking down the charlatan list, you've got a number of songs there, including one that we hear later, which is How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away. That was actually the first song I wrote, but the title was suggested to me. Somebody asked me, hey, why don't you write a song called How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? So I still have that song today, and I've played it about 17 billion times now.