text:  No radio, no newspapers, no television, nothing. There was this MetLife want ad that said that they would train you to be an insurance salesperson and that you didn't need a college degree. Of course, I know nothing about insurance. I have no idea what that even is. I don't know what mutual funds or annuities are. And I'm also in a shade all covered head to toe in my wig. Anyway, so I go to MetLife and I convince them to hire me.