text:  So Zoe opens her laptop and gives it a try. Starts typing the alphabet backwards with her pinkies. She's not great, but she's improving rapidly. And live texting Eliza as she gets better. And she said, if you keep practicing, I bet you can get it. And I said, I think I could too, but I would feel like an ass. LOL. She said, they have the same one for alphabet forwards. The record is 5.7 seconds. And I said, with pinkies, that would be kind of sick if I got forwards and you got backwards.