text:  And I said, yes, I do. And why did she think that? And I'm thinking to myself, had she asked it any other time, she would have been right. But I really did have a hot date. And it was because I'm old. And old people are grandmas. They don't have hot dates. But then she recovered, and I heard her saying to her assistant, Junie, get Rhonda a lot more towels and make sure she looks gorgeous when she leaves. She has somewhere to go. And I felt better.