text:  What is a debutante? Yeah, explain, please, exactly, for those who don't know. They're people who talk to squirrels in their yards and stuff. I don't know if debutante society is bigger in... As I said, I'm from St. Louis, so that's the Midwest, but I feel like it's bigger in the South, and it's essentially a... Oh, gosh, how is there a way to make this sound palatable? It's where young women are introduced to society. Oh, it's horrible.