text:  Yesterday, I bought a giant donut way overloaded with sprinkles. I'm old enough to know now that when I eat such a donut, I will begin to feel like garbage before I've even finished eating the donut. So I stopped eating donuts long ago because I don't like to feel like garbage anymore. I mean, no one would probably ever say they like feeling like garbage. I'm just saying that these days I work to head it off at the pass.