text:  Going back to the Tony Awards, what's the process of writing for a show like that? Were you writing during the show? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Grammys, the Tonys, you are in a room underneath the stage and the host comes running back every now and then. And you have to respond to stuff happening in real time on the stage. If something crazy happens, you need to be able to comment on it or else your host is going to look oblivious and completely out of touch. So it's usually...