text:  What my job was is I made yard signs. But you never run for office? No, never. You've just been the kingmaker. Well, I don't know about that, but no, I never have run. What do you do for a living? Believe it or not, I'm a toilet paper salesman. Really? Yes, sir. Two o'clock? Two o'clock, wiping up, yeah. I've been there 40 years. Is that right? I just wondered, how in the world did you wind up in Columbus, Georgia? Did you take a wrong turn?