text:  What's interesting about... Is this true? We were trying to piece this together. Were you, in fact, a debutante back in St. Louis? I am mortified that you were trying to piece anything together. I'm living a nightmare right now. Yes, I was a debutante. You should know that if you don't want people to ask you embarrassing questions about your past, you should probably not write a memoir. You're not joking. I was a squirrel-loving debutante, and that's the truth.