text:  And my first 40 days where I went on a diet and I lost 20 pounds. And I was so proud. I was 320 pounds. So I lost 20 pounds. I was at 300 on Easter Sunday. And I bragged to the wrong person. Of course, friends will always be crazy. And they'll tell you how it is. And my friend was so witty and so funny. I bragged to him. I said, hey, you notice something different about me? And he said, no.