text:  But when it comes time, I would just like to go crawl into a cave and lay down and do that. I don't want anybody to put me in some nylon-lined aluminum box and do all this crappy stuff. I just want to go dust to dust, all that. How can I do that? That's a darn good question because I have the exact same question. For me, I want to be catapulted either into the volcano or into the ocean. And it doesn't make any sense to me why I can't do that.