text:  We turned the TV on and we sat there in the den. And I turned to channel two just to see if it was true. And all they said was film at 10. So I switched to channel four just to find a little more. But they didn't pass the test. And channel nine just blew my mind. They were wasting all my time talking about some bean harvest. I was switching it around. I was feeling really down. I was ready to call it a day when I turned to the Japanese TV station. And I heard the newscaster say, he say. All the sushi bar girls say. All the cameramen, they say.