text:  to coaching the very worst. We have a territory, an enclave, called American Samoa, and they're looking for some help. So I said to a buddy of mine, I said, where's American Samoa? And he says, it's very close to Fiji. So I go, yeah, I'm in. So I Google, obviously, the FIFA rankings, and they are last. They're the worst team in the world. A joyous tale of football and redemption after the latest news.