text:  Then I'd like to text my friends to see if they would laugh at any of my stupid jokes. So I couldn't be away from my phone. And when Siri asked why I had hidden her, I said I needed to be alone, but just for that one minute. I'm here, the most common phrase she'd like to shout, especially at night when I got up to pee. I'm here. How can I help? Do you need to see a urologist?