text:  kind of like owning my sexuality and being like, I'm big boned and what, you know? And then like one of the first jokes I wrote was, oh my God, rides at Disneyland remind me of my ex-boyfriend, three hours of waiting for a two minute ride. I think it was pretty good, okay? And then the other joke was just like, people always ask me how I got so light and I'm like, hello, it's called colonialism.