text:  I can only walk one at a time, so which one is it? Wait, hold, what you got? Wait a minute, wait a minute. And then, through the slow but eventual good grace of the state of Louisiana, I got my hands on a very precious document. Okay. Drum roll. We've got all the anticipation. My grandfather's birth certificate. We're hoping that this envelope is giving us something. If anything is going to tell us who his actual parents are...