text:  But I'm like, okay, no, no, it's cool. And then the house lights go down, and the stage is lit, and this little girl walks on the stage, followed by another, and another, and another. So there's like 150 children on this stage, and we both know what's happening, and we don't want to say it, and they immediately break out into the most uncoordinated, nightmarish rendition of Scarborough Fair.