text:  If I couldn't fall asleep this very second, then tomorrow my mind would be a complete fog. If my mind was a complete fog, then I wouldn't be able to work and my freelance income would drop. What could take the place of toilet paper? I hated canned beans. Because I was mulling aloud, Siri suggested that I start at 100 and count my way back to zero. Do not think of zero as a number, said Siri.