text:  The corner of my eye caught this huge jar of peanuts. Oh, man, I knew the devil was lurking around. I tried not to look at the peanuts. I told her another joke. While she was laughing, I looked at the peanuts. I kept looking at the peanuts. After a while, she says, Dilima, you like peanuts. Help yourself. I said, I can't. I gave it up for Lent. You're Catholic. You should know that.