text:  LOL. Gotta throw the LOL in there to soften it, as always. Zoe, right then and there, decided that she would go for trying to beat the record for typing the alphabet with her pinkies forward. Like she's not dethroning her sister and taking her record. Because, to me, that was like a way to just ever so slightly sidestep the idea of coming for her gig. And did you think, like, did you think that was going to work? Did you think that was believable?