text:  And so again, if you're disappointed, I'm sorry. Next week, we will definitely be yucking it up and having a lot of fun. And towards the end of the show, you're going to get me making myself cry with some inspirational speech or some poem. Because I'm a sentimentalist. I'm an artist at heart. And really, the most difficult part about putting this particular show or allowing for this show to happen, other than the comedy that I do, was because it is at my deepest core. It is truly...