text:  Won this week, by the way, by a Chicagoan, Patrick Bertoletti, who won the men's contest, proving if you put celery salt on the hot dogs, they go down easier. But in any event, you reported a very touching story this week for ESPN that might bring a tear to our eyes. I don't mean from the relish. Yeah, well, Scott, when you think about the Nathan's hot dog eating contest, you think about romance, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.