text:  This ride is a sunny corner slide. Say aloha to my tutu, wahine. What's up to my family? Inopihi hale. Moving on to the valley aisle. Road to Hana may be rough, but the people make it worth the while. Next stop is Lanai, where they like to party. Just a short ride away from Molokai, where everybody has a heart of gold. Then to Kaho'olawe just to cleanse my soul. Then it's off to Kauai, where it's all my kai, where even the good girls like to get drunk.