text:  And I had one hand on the doorknob and the other one with the portfolio under my arm. And they said, well, wait a minute, this is for real. This is for MGM, you know, the lion that roars. And this is Robert Altman, who just did the movie called MASH, which opens today. Would you like ten free tickets? And they said, I took the tickets, by the way. And they said, well, wait a minute, just give us a telephone number where we can reach you and let us take a Polaroid picture. So the Polaroid is, of course, with me with one hand on the doorknob ready to leave and