 Hey, boss, look. Have you seen this ad here for that do-it-yourself home security system? No, but I'm on board with anything that puts more of those things out there. Well, you'll love this. It says your do-it-yourself system is so simple you can install it in just minutes. What they don't tell you is we crooks can bypass it in seconds. Don't folks know they can have a professionally installed SafeTouch system in less time than those cheap do-it-yourself systems? Don't even say that out loud.