 VA, FHA, USDA, bank statement loans for you self-employed people that want to buy a home and you don't show any income on your tax returns. I don't care. Leave your tax returns at home. I got a great bank statement program. Bridge loans. Wait till you hear about this. Listen to this. We came up with a program that is better than a bridge loan, and I'm going to tell you how it works. So first of all, let me just explain to you how your typical...