 Do we want to play the game? We can do it very quickly. It's time to play America's favorite game, What Did Fingers Eat Today? Here is how we play our game. Fingers Malloy will tell us what he ate today. It will probably be something horrific from a gas station or a vending machine. We then will ask the question that has plagued and vexed man since the beginning of time. Fingers Malloy, how are you still alive? Fingers Malloy.