 But according to this poll I was reading as I was investigating the crimes of Julian Assange, or the so-called crimes of Julian Assange, the average person commits around seven crimes per week. And you say to yourself, well, are you kidding me? I don't break the law. But when was the last time you exceeded the speed limit? That's breaking the law. Do you text while you're driving? That's breaking the law. Do you talk on your phone when you're driving? Some places it's against the law.