 Let me answer the, do you think it'll work question by telling you about some real warning labels I've seen. How about, warning, do not hold the wrong end of the chainsaw. On a Vidal Sassoon hair dryer, warning, do not use while sleeping. On a dozen eggs, warning, this product may contain eggs. On a razor scooter, warning, this product moves when used. Last Christmas, warning, this Christmas lights are for inside or outside use only. And my favorite, on a washing machine.