 Well, sir... Well, sir, now the stage darkens, and we do a flashback scene. We flashback to the Duke student days at the University of Humperdinck. We see a bunch of happy students. On their faces, they bear the scars which they got in the traditional ancient manner, shaving with their father's razors. They all sing a rousing drinking song, and then, as they laughingly break up into small crap games...