 The Hoff, David Hasselhoff, 72 years old today. I know. I know. The hair still in the exact same position it was 40 years ago. Yeah. It's a true fact. Actually hasn't even moved a little bit. From the Hooters, bassist Fran Smith Jr., 72 years old. No, this is Baywatch. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to move me along.