 Here's the thing, and I don't know if you guys feel this way, but I'm just going to throw this theory out here for a second. While I, of course, mock them relentlessly for these crazy theories, and honestly, some people on the right are coming up with crazy theories, and I mock them a little bit as well. I just feel like everybody comes up with crazy theories. At least that's how I would normally react in this situation. This particular story, though, is so bonkers. It's so hard to believe that...