 We'll tell you the fate of the President of the United States in 60 seconds. Well, you know, maybe next time you're thinking about what to watch on TV, you just flip on a show, a cooking show for dogs, and they can just pop the crappy dog food that everybody seems to feed their dog, and it's that brown, dead food, and turn it all the way up in the oven and burn it, and then the dog will just leave and look for human food. Or...