 You can pay $1,000 for a pair of shoes. I've never paid $1,000 for a pair of shoes. I'll never pay $1,000 for a pair of shoes. I am a bargain shopper. That's a fact. Last night, somebody left their sunglasses at job one. If you're listening, I'm not going to give you the make and the model of the sunglasses, but they were good-looking sunglasses.