 In Southern California on Camp Pendleton, my father-in-law, Colonel Willie, was a retired United States Marine Corps colonel, so we were married at the Ranch House Chapel. I love to tell people, he's a great father-in-law. My mother-in-law was a great mother-in-law. I arrived at the Ranch Chapel, though, on the morning of my wedding, and the colonel didn't say, welcome to the family, didn't say you look good, he didn't say take care of my daughter. He said, and I quote,