 I may register as a Democrat. I may register as a Democrat. Now, here's why. It's purely for self-promotion purposes. It will give those of you that hate me something to complain about. I hate the words that I say. You don't really know me, but you don't like the words that I say because words hurt you because you're sensitive. It'll give you a reason to hate me all the more because I'm a lousy Democrat.