 All right, so did we decide it would be too weird for me just to say, hey, Jonathan Turley, I want to be your friend? I mean, it would be a little weird. Uncomfortable? Yes. Although it seems to me that it's not necessarily friendship you're looking for. It's more like you want to talk to him off the air so you can steal his ideas and look smart on the air. That's what it sounds like to me. That is so offensive.