 Now, let's see. We'll need two witnesses. I'll be a witness. And I'll be the other one. Oh, but you are the bride. You cannot witness your own wedding. Who can't? Wait till you see me catch the bridal bouquet I throw. This is all highly irregular, but in view of the circumstances, I guess we can waive the other witnesses. Now, let's take up our positions in front of this window and begin. Ah, there we are. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman...