 If you're an AARP member, you're nowhere near being an AARP member. I'm an AARP member. You can join the AARP when you're 18 years old. That's not true. It's true. That's not true. Ask Jeeves right now. I'm telling you, at 18 years old, you can join the AARP. Is that right? Yes. Wait, are you an AARP member? Yes, I am.