 Again, that's M-A-R-C-S-A-L-T-Z-M-A-N. I love this Starbucks meme that people keep sending me. It's of a Starbucks cup where someone gave their name and the barista wrote C-A-R-K and the caption underneath says, I told her my name was Mark with a C. C-A-R-K, that's something you gotta see. And of course my friend sent it to me because I am Mark with a C.