 Ma'am, how may I help you? Yes, Sonny, I'm looking for some gloves and beans. Um, we don't sell food. But I heard on the radio you sell gloves and beans. No, ma'am, we sell gloves and jeans. You know, top-quality name brands like Pendleton, Columbia, Woolrich, Extra Tough Boots, Carhartts, and, of course, Fox River Shocks. Hey, I could use a new set of them for my rig. I mean, socks. Hey, all your top-quality name brand merchandise is available right here seven days a week, just a quarter mile from the Y in Soldotna. Well...