 I don't know if we can call it a convention. I think if you listen to the words of Sergeant William Peckrell, it is the mission to save America, which isn't just a country. It's the greatest country known to man, and it is a home. I've never been to a convention. I'm here as the bodyguard chauffeur driver to my wife, who is the chairwoman of the GOP for the biggest county in Virginia, Katie, my muse. She's never been to one of these before.