 I did it all alone. But tonight we're trying something new. We're going to do it with a cast of actors. Miss Mary Jane Croft and Mr. Hans Conrad. I'm doing the operetta with these two people because, well, they're wonderful people and because they're tremendously talented and because, why should I have to take the rap by myself? The story of our operetta concerns the dashing and handsome Rudolf Funanzu Mittelchuk, 4th Duke of Dittendorten.