 I love Tijuana. The chips ain't bad. The margaritas aren't bad. The salsa's not bad. I'll spare fans three and four. If they're listening, they know the story that I would tell, but I won't tell it. The first time that I ever took them to Mexico. It's great fun. It's great fun. It's a short walk across the border. Last year, while I was on a road trip from Columbus...