 Paid for by Advantage Gold. Performance may vary. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Always consult your financial and tax professional. So, did you miss me? It's me again, your radio. I just bumped into weird Bruce the DJ again. You know, with Bruce, the antenna doesn't quite pick up all the channels, if you know what I mean. Let me put it this way. The difference between Bruce and, say, a savings bond is one of them will eventually mature and earn money. Spoiler alert, it ain't Bruce.