 Dearest Mother, I am writing you from the warm and inviting atmosphere of my home away from home, Brewster's. I'm sure I have noted that the half-pound burgers at Brewster's are truly the finest in all the land. They are always fresh, handcrafted, and grilled at 800 degrees. I am perplexed as to why not everyone creates their burgers like this. I've also recently become fond of their blissful smoked porter burger. I am certain you would appreciate the culinary delights and the welcoming environment of Brewster's. Your beloved son, Henry.