 I would. I couldn't do that. You ever watch those guys? They soak them in water and they just pound the whole hot dog down and they put the bun down. I can't do it. Patrick Bertoletti won the men's division in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. We don't know exactly who he is, but let me give you the information. He ate 58 hot dogs and buns in the contest. And the competition was open. Nobody knew who was going to win because Joey Chestnut blew it.