 You know, it ain't easy to be a Phil Harris. If you're looking for sympathy, you've come to the wrong person. I didn't mean it that way. Philip, why do you want me to pretend I'm you? Oh, ignore him, Willie. He's just trying to get out of jury duty. He's trying to find someone to go in his place. Philip, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's a despicable thing to do. You're completely incorrigible, and it's about time somebody pounded some sense into you, and I'm... Oh, stop slapping my wrist.