 All right. Mr. Gildersleeve, you know why you don't play April Fool jokes on the 4th of July? Yes, Bertie. That's right, because it's Independence Day and you don't fool around with Independence. Good old Bertie. She takes Independence Day pretty seriously. Well, I do too. That's why I want to be with Miss McKinley. She seems to like big shots, and by George, that's exactly what I am. I'll mesmerize her with my speech and then take her to the hot dog stand.