 You should have seen him trying to squeeze into Leroy's pants. Yes. Where's Leroy's suit now? Well, I'll have to buy him a new one. But it was worth it. I sure tricked the old judge. Yes, but this ain't April Fool's Day, you know. What's this, Bertie? This is the 4th of July, and that's Independence Day. It ain't April Fool's Day. No, Bertie. The judge don't get to speak, and Leroy lost his pants. But that don't make it April Fool's Day. This is Independence Day. You don't fool around with independents.