 You're listening to Mike Gallagher on Alaska's fastest-growing news talk station, KVNT, 1020 AM and 92.5 FM. I've done a lot of cruises over my life, and every time I go on a cruise, I kind of dread the way I'm going to eat because I know, oh my gosh, it's going to be a mess. I'm going to add five pounds. I'm going to go to the midnight buffet. But see, now I know what to do.