More like L-I-N-Gay ♪ ♪ Man, you should've been aborted ♪ ♪ Just like the Jersey Shore ♪ ♪ It's a damn lie you told about Zelda ♪ ♪ 'Cause she loves my Master Sword ♪ ♪ It's a shame your whole life's been a waste ♪ ♪ Trying to rule Hyrule ♪ ♪ 'Cause today will be the day known as ♪ ♪ The day you got schooled ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪ ♪ Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say ♪ ♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪ ♪ And he ain't gon' stop till the world is free of evil ♪ (Ian) To see behind-the-scenes footage and bloopers, click the link in the description below! 