love him he'll caress him he'll make him watch episodes of glee with him in bed on a wet sunday afternoon hungover eating percy pigs and monster munch stopping intermittently between episodes to have lazy sex for the first season of sesame street oscars mouth is controled by carol spinney's left hand even though carol spinney is right handed because of a limitation in the design of the set in sesame street for the second season of sesame street this is resolved but for the first season of sesame street oscars mouth is controled by carol spinney's left hand bu the left hand is evil oscars mouth is evil nuns used to beat his mother in school for useing his left hand to write with but then again the boyscouts shake hands with the left hand because the left hand is closest to the heart oscar hates himself hes an anxious and paranoid mess the only time he feels ok is when he realizes hes sad when he realizes hes content when he realizes this but when he realizes hes content he becomes angry because its his nature to be grouchy he can never stay steady settled down hes a hes a mess of conflicting neurosis and desires but he's ultimately motivated by love a rusty trombone for the first season of sesame street oscars fur is orange but because orange is hard to read on a black and white tv screen they turn him green for the first season of sesame street oscars fur is orange but because of years of damp habitation and poor hygine a layer of green mold grows all over his body green mold is what penicillin products are made out of unprocessed though its still kinda poisonous its not as bad as the dreaded black mold but it can still cause respiratory issues its found in damp places in the house like the back of the bin the bottom of the fridge the attic he says rubbish juice is usually found at the bottom trailing through the hall from a rip in the bottom of a cheap binbag putrid brown orange he says in landfills its called letchate highly contaminated with hydro carbons heavy metals other chemicals ugh ugh ugh ugh he sees him get sick into the river and to the left of him is a thin goodlooking him arguing with himself in a long camel coat and long brunet hair died blond at the ends he realizes immidiately who it is freaks out runs in the other direction cursing vomit vomit caught in the wind off the river the miasma 