"the sandwich isles" to australia because she she figured that they would be nicer, so she goes to Australia and um, she gets there and she sees all these people who seem like, really cool so they say to her oh hey we dont see pineapples that often what kinda pineapple are you? and youre like im a brittany pineapple! well, brittany the pineapple was like im a brittany pineapple umm, so then, umm, they said oh okay nice to meet you! and she lived a happy life in australia where people accepted her and she knew that if anyone came to her telling her they were another type of whatever they were that she would accept them, what are you doing im nodding my head yeah, so, thats the story of brittany the pinapple guys yeah okay okay, uhhhhmmm. my story, is-a-going to start any second now yeah 