Nowhere to go I can't wake up late, Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate, Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment, Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?, I like to pretend I'm speed reading, Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing, Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge, Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day, And I recycle I sniff my own farts, I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts, I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey, Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby, Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime, Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time, Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest, Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch. 