Lincoln's beard? ♪ ♪ Were you dressed by a child? ♪ ♪ You're a ginger with no soul ♪ ♪ And you look like a f--king troll! ♪ ♪ Isn't kidnapping helpless girls ♪ ♪ Getting a little bit old? ♪ ♪ You think Zelda's stupid enough ♪ ♪ To get kidnapped so often? ♪ ♪ She runs off to my castle, into my room ♪ ♪ And begs to get locked in ♪ ♪ Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts ♪ ♪ And your girly fairy face ♪ ♪ L-I-N-K? 