I'm called the bushwhacker ♪ ♪ And my bank account's maxed out ♪ ♪ Got 999 rupees ♪ ♪ And my leather wallet's packed now ♪ ♪ Can't back down, can't slack now ♪ ♪ The world needs me to attack now ♪ ♪ Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass ♪ ♪ For these bombs in Castle Town ♪ ♪ Just give me some heart containers ♪ ♪ And let me spit on my Ocarina ♪ ♪ So I can kick that dumbass, Ganon ♪ ♪ All the way to Argentina ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪ ♪ Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say ♪ ♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪ ♪ And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil ♪ ♪ (dramatic interlude) ♪ 