♪ Yo, you low-life elf ♪ ♪ Need a ride up to the North Pole? ♪ ♪ Santa's got a thing for elves ♪ ♪ Gettin' his marriage annulled ♪ ♪ You really think saving the princess ♪ ♪ Will convince me you're straight? ♪ ♪ Ha-ha! 