The grand old duke of york He had 10, 000 men He marched them up to the top of the hill And he marched them down again And when they're up they're up And when they're down they're down And when they're only halfway up They're neither up nor down The grand old duke of york he had 10, 000 men [maori] he marched them up to the top of the hill And he marched them down again [panting]