Er, two legendary folklore characters in Birmingham, and Enoch's, er, fishing by the canal and his mate Ely comes up and says, er, [with Birmingham accent throughout] "Have you caught anything?" He says, "I caught a whale." He said, "Where is it?" He said, "I threw it back." He said, "You caught a whale and you threw it back, why?" "Hadn't got any spokes in it... "