And I tried to fix it to the door  and it wouldn't, I tried to do it up with Blu-Tack and would have none of it, I tried to do it with Sellotape and wouldn't do it  the Sellotape kept on coming away  something in the varnish I think that resisted that  so then I thought, right I'll  I'll tie the thing up in someway, I forget how, and blew away  went down the drive!