Bloke come and bought a Teletext with his friend, come all the way from Falmouth, he pulled on the front, paid me his money, saw the telly working, put the remote in his pocket, my son carried the telly down, put it in the back of the car  the bloke shut the boot, he drove off the front, I picked up the phone  he er and he just swung round off the front, the boot come open  out come the telly!