I'm coming Bryony, I think she's shouting now, don't come downstairs with your trousers round your ankles  ooh  oh what a clever girl, stand still while I wipe your bot, ooh  come here, bendy over, touch your toes, clever girl, down you go, that's it, what a clever girl, right just hold on a minute, wait a minute, let me put some water in here and then, oh dear 