<P> A regular feature on the programme , preceding the game Mornington Crescent , is a fictional letters section which begins with the chairman 's comments ( `` I notice from the sheer weight of this week 's postbag , we 've received a little over no letters '' and `` I see from the number of letters raining down on us this week that the Scrabble factory has exploded again '' ) . The invariably single letter each week is from `` A Mrs Trellis of North Wales '' , one of the many prompts for a cheer from the audience , whose incoherent letters usually mistake the chairman for another Radio 4 presenter or media personality . `` Dear Libby '' ( she writes ) , `` why oh why ... very nearly spells YOYO '' , or `` Dear Mr Titchmarsh , never let them tell you that size is n't important . My aunt told me that , but then all my new wallpaper fell off . '' </P>
<P> A regular feature on the programme , preceding the game Mornington Crescent , is a fictional letters section which begins with the chairman 's comments ( `` I notice from the sheer weight of this week 's postbag , we 've received a little over no letters '' and `` I see from the number of letters raining down on us this week that the Scrabble factory has exploded again '' ) . The invariably single letter each week is from `` A Mrs Trellis of North Wales '' , one of the many prompts for a cheer from the audience , whose incoherent letters usually mistake the chairman for another Radio 4 presenter or media personality . `` Dear Libby '' ( she writes ) , `` why oh why ... very nearly spells YOYO '' , or `` Dear Mr Titchmarsh , never let them tell you that size is n't important . My aunt told me that , but then all my new wallpaper fell off . '' </P>
i 'm sorry i have n 't a clue correspondent from north wales
i 'm sorry i have n 't a clue correspondent from north wales
Mrs Trellis
Mrs Trellis