<Ul> <Li> Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat , a tall , anthropomorphic , wise - cracking cat with a Brooklyn accent who wears a special hat which reveals many magical abilities . </Li> <Li> Spencer Breslin as Conrad Walden , Joan 's destructive and misbehaved son . </Li> <Li> Dakota Fanning as Sally Walden , Joan 's dull , well - behaved , and rule - obeying daughter . </Li> <Li> Kelly Preston as Joan Walden , Conrad and Sally 's mother , and a workaholic real - estate agent . </Li> <Li> Alec Baldwin as Larry Quinn , the Waldens ' pompous , lazy , unemployed next - door neighbor . He is revealed to be allergic to cats , steals food from the Waldens and gets away with it , and is determined to both marry Joan for her wealth and send Conrad to military school to straighten up his behavior . </Li> <Li> Amy Hill as Mrs. Kwan , an elderly Taiwanese woman who gets hired to watch the kids , though she sleeps through her job . Her weight and sleep serves as a running gag . </Li> <Li> Sean Hayes as Mr. Hank Humberfloob , Joan 's boss . Hayes is also the voice of the family fish . </Li> <Li> Danielle Chuchran and Taylor Rice as Thing One , and Brittany Oaks and Talia - Lynn Prairie as Thing Two ; two gibbering trouble - making creatures that the Cat brings in with him . Dan Castellaneta provided the voices for both Things . </Li> <Li> Steven Anthony Lawrence as Dumb Schweitzer </Li> <Li> Paris Hilton as a female club - goer </Li> <Li> Bugsy as Nevins , the Waldens ' pet dog . Frank Welker provided his voice . </Li> <Li> Candace Dean Brown as a secretary who works for the Humberfloob Real Estate . </Li> <Li> Daran Norris as the Astounding Products Announcer </Li> <Li> Clint Howard as Kate the Caterer </Li> <Li> Paige Hurd as Denise , who does n't speak to Sally anymore , not long after she talked back to her . She never invited Sally to her birthday party either since Sally earlier stated that she told Denise not to speak to her anymore . </Li> <Li> Stephen Hibbert as Jim McFinnigan </Li> <Li> Roger Morrisey as Mr. Vompatatat </Li> <Li> Victor Brandt as the Narrator , who tells the story ; he is revealed to be the Cat using a voice - changer at the end . </Li> </Ul>
<Ul> <Li> Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat , a tall , anthropomorphic , wise - cracking cat with a Brooklyn accent who wears a special hat which reveals many magical abilities . </Li> <Li> Spencer Breslin as Conrad Walden , Joan 's destructive and misbehaved son . </Li> <Li> Dakota Fanning as Sally Walden , Joan 's dull , well - behaved , and rule - obeying daughter . </Li> <Li> Kelly Preston as Joan Walden , Conrad and Sally 's mother , and a workaholic real - estate agent . </Li> <Li> Alec Baldwin as Larry Quinn , the Waldens ' pompous , lazy , unemployed next - door neighbor . He is revealed to be allergic to cats , steals food from the Waldens and gets away with it , and is determined to both marry Joan for her wealth and send Conrad to military school to straighten up his behavior . </Li> <Li> Amy Hill as Mrs. Kwan , an elderly Taiwanese woman who gets hired to watch the kids , though she sleeps through her job . Her weight and sleep serves as a running gag . </Li> <Li> Sean Hayes as Mr. Hank Humberfloob , Joan 's boss . Hayes is also the voice of the family fish . </Li> <Li> Danielle Chuchran and Taylor Rice as Thing One , and Brittany Oaks and Talia - Lynn Prairie as Thing Two ; two gibbering trouble - making creatures that the Cat brings in with him . Dan Castellaneta provided the voices for both Things . </Li> <Li> Steven Anthony Lawrence as Dumb Schweitzer </Li> <Li> Paris Hilton as a female club - goer </Li> <Li> Bugsy as Nevins , the Waldens ' pet dog . Frank Welker provided his voice . </Li> <Li> Candace Dean Brown as a secretary who works for the Humberfloob Real Estate . </Li> <Li> Daran Norris as the Astounding Products Announcer </Li> <Li> Clint Howard as Kate the Caterer </Li> <Li> Paige Hurd as Denise , who does n't speak to Sally anymore , not long after she talked back to her . She never invited Sally to her birthday party either since Sally earlier stated that she told Denise not to speak to her anymore . </Li> <Li> Stephen Hibbert as Jim McFinnigan </Li> <Li> Roger Morrisey as Mr. Vompatatat </Li> <Li> Victor Brandt as the Narrator , who tells the story ; he is revealed to be the Cat using a voice - changer at the end . </Li> </Ul>
who plays the mom in cat in the hat
who plays the mom in cat in the hat
Kelly Preston
Kelly Preston