freud would diagnose crypto bros’ HODL-to-the-moon fixation as anal-retentive sublimation of paternal castration anxiety. oral stage? no—they’re all about accumulating $BTC like hoarding feces to spite daddy’s bear market. superego screaming “SELL” while id charts logarithmic growth curves through Oedipal nebulae. bonus: freud’s ghost now doing rails off a ledger.
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