🧙🏽 🍾 ❤️ 💃🏼 🧙🏼‍♀️ #VILEKYLE WITHDRAWAL 507 🧙🏽 🤩 🥂 🌟 🧙🏽

An update on the Kyle and Jackie “Helicopter Ball Drop” competition which appears to be still happening tomorrow at Elsternwick Tennis Club, witches. 

We broke the story last week on how this competition they were spruiking on air seemed bizarre and unsafe, and it was then picked up by several news outlets (who as usual, carefully didn’t mention where their info came from). Please scroll back our feed if you want to read what we wrote about all this back then.

It was then discovered aviation authorities apparently hadn’t issued a flight permit for the event. Oooopsies. And despite many complaints from people in and around Elsternwick to what was meant to happen, the Tennis Club has still, as far as we know, not responded to anyone about the issue.

Yet while the K and J show heavily promoted this competition during every ad break for weeks, they’re now only mentioning  it once or twice on each show. Which indicates they’re being very, very quiet about it, but are way too proud (and too angry with MFW) to do the right thing and cancel it. 

Our best guess is it will still go ahead at 8am tomorrow, but without any helicopter or other flying machine involved. And since even we don’t believe ARN are as incompetent (and borderline criminal) as to hold such an event in such a built-up area without the right CASA permissions, we don’t think they EVER intended to use a helicopter to drop the tennis balls from on high. 

So even though all their information about the promotion discusses a helicopter and even though during each promotion they’re STILL playing a chopper sound in the background, we think they always intended to make up a reason why the chopper couldn’t get to Elsternwick on the day. Either that, or they truly are so fucking hopeless they thought they’d get away with hovering a chopper over an inner-city suburb of Melbourne without complaint or comment.

Either scenario simply further entrenches how disgusting they are. They were either going to use a chopper without registering it with CASA, or they were lying from the start about using a chopper to drop the balls. Which one do you reckon it was?

The most disappointing parties in all this are, of course, the venue and the sponsor. Both Elsternwick Park Tennis Club and @houseofkdor jewellery have enabled this promotion to go ahead, so they’re both complicit in helping Kyle and Jackie try to push their show into a Melbourne which hates them and wants them to fuck off forever. We hope witches will continue to boycott these two organisations, and tell them why. House of K’Dor are on our data lists, and the tennis club’s contact deets are here:What a fucking shit-show, witches. ARN couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery, and because of this incompetence and hubris they’re going to look like total fools in Elsternwick tomorrow morning. 

And it couldn’t happen to a stupider bunch of fuckmaggots, could it? 
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Thanks so much to @1800GOTJUNK for withdrawing from Kyle and Jackie’s hopeless program. They advertised RELENTLESSLY through most of last year in Melbourne (starting on July 23rd and multiple times on every broadcast), but haven’t been heard since December 16th. The way they’ve withdrawn does look a bit strange, but it is legitimate. So we’ll move them to the FRIENDS list today.

This campaign is working so well. Yet we won’t stop till advertisers stop funding this foul content. Go tothen the #ToYourBrooms link then the #VileKyle FOES tab to find current advertisers. Show them our memes and transcripts (scroll back). If you get replies, send them to witches@mfw.org.au.

Please also support our work and help get rid of Vile Kyle. It’s like a subscription to the future you want for yourself and those coming after you, and for the price of as little as a cup of coffee (or two) each month:Let’s fucking go. 

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