person A: A while back_comma_ we got a new guy at our office_comma_ and of course he always picks my counter to sit at.
person B: Oh really! Any ideas why?
person A: I don't know_comma_ but I even have pictures of my cat and some Funko Pops at that desk_comma_ and the one next to me is never used.
person B: Maybe they like you?
person A: No way_comma_ he already has two wives (seriously)_comma_ and he's definitely not into guys.