person A: I am so irritated.  My dog keeps trying to eat up my shoes no matter where I put them!
person B: Haha_comma_ sounds like my pupper_comma_ is she still young?
person A: Yeah she's only about six months.  Despite all her chew toys its still my shoes she craves...
person B: Right!? It's weird_comma_ you buy them all the toys in the world_comma_ but they still go after your stuff.