person A: I think my cat likes my new girlfriend more than he likes me now.
person B: I've had that happen before. My cat is definitely more my wife's cat now. Does he still cuddle up with you?
person A: Yea he loves to sit on my lap while i work_comma_ but prefers her side of the bed now when he sleeps. 
person B: Haha_comma_ same for me. It's like as soon as my wife is available to sit or lay with_comma_ I'm chopped liver.