person A: I attended a bachelor party this summer. Things got a little out of hand.
person B: Oh no! How so?
person A: One of my friends hired some entertainment that my girlfriend would not approve of.
person B: A stripper_comma_ I see. Well what she does not know will not hurt her.
person A: That is just it! I was so proud of myself I did not do anything with the entertainment that she would not have approved of.