person A: So I was walking my dogs today and I tripped over Boomer's feet! As if that wasn't bad enough I was in front of the school and everyone saw me fall that was dropping off their kids
person B: Oh no! Did anyone come over to help or did you try to get out of there asap?
person A: LOL you know I was up and gone in a flash. I wanted to melt into the concrete lol
person B: One thing I've learned is that it might be embarrassing for a couple minutes but most of the time_comma_ an hour later_comma_ nobody will remember what happened.
person A: true that