person A: I borrowed a book from the library the other day but I left it outside
person B: That's a dang shame. Did it get rained on?
person A: Yes it did_comma_ unfortunately 
person B: That's too bad. Well_comma_ on the bright side_comma_ maybe a hobo will find it_comma_ read it_comma_ enlighten himself_comma_ and get a job at McDonalds.