person A: I've been calling my coworker the wrong name for the past three months. They finally decided to say something about it today. The worst part is I wasn't even close with the name I had been calling them. They're so nice and I felt so bad
person B: Haha I"m terrible with names too.  But for me there are only 2 types of people: ones that are memorable and ones that are boring and if you're boring I definitely won't remember who the hell you are
person A: That's a funny way to put it. Yeah the problem was I just got introduced to so many people at once_comma_ and it was my first day_comma_ so I was nervous and wasn't really paying attention. Eventually learned them all again over time_comma_ but I guess that one got lost in translation somehow. They were cool about it though
person B: That's good.  Don't be so hard on yourself.  People should be begging for your attention. Not the other way around ;)