person A: Went to trim my beard today. Trimmed a little too much on one side_comma_ had to even it out on the other. Did that like four times on accident_comma_ and now I trimmed my beard so much more than I wanted to_comma_ and I look dumb.
person B: You may need to go to the barber shop!
person A: Yeah_comma_ I guess I should stop trying to do it on my own. I hate spending money on that stuff though. If I could give myself a haircut_comma_ I would_comma_ so I didn't have to spend money on that either. But that probably wouldn't be a good idea..
person B: The barber shop is totally worth it. They do such a good job.