person A: we went for a doctor visit because she was 
person B: Because she was what?
person A: sorry lol. because she was "late". but she told me the result was negative_comma_ not pregnant. so then we went to a furniture store just to browse
person B: I think that is a good news for you both since you are not married
person A: well here's the thing. We are married. Been together 5 years. So as I'm walking around looking at stuff in this store_comma_ I notice a bookmark hanging off the ear of a wooden rocking horse!