person A: I'm SO afraid of my neighbors new pit bull ! Every morning our neighbor lets out the dog - he immediately heads towards MY driveway to get MY newspaper_comma_ runs off and tears it to shreds !
person B: Oh wow_comma_ letting the dog roam free even when it's so new to the neighborhood? That seems like recipe for disaster. Your poor newspaper..
person A: I'm so glad it was the newspaper and not ME ! I used to go for early morning walks. But not anymore.
person B: Maybe an airhorn or something would spook him off. Dogs tend not to like loud sounds_comma_ after all. 