person A: My 3 year old got into some oil that I had sitting down on the counter just for one minute. He dumped it all over the couch and living room floor. It took everything I had not to explode.
person B: I'm impressed you didn't explode!  My wife would've gone insane.  She hates that kind of stuff.  How long did it take to clean up?
person A: I was too!  I held it in and just started crying.  It took forever to clean up and honestly_comma_ I can't even salvage the couch.  I have no money to get another one!  I just want to throw it out the door.
person B: What I've found is everything is salvageable if you really want/need to.  I recommend looking on YouTube to see how to remove the oil from the fabric.  Keep your head up_comma_ you'll be alright!
person A: That is such a good idea!  I don't really venture on there but I'm desperate!  You really think there would be a video about taking oil off of couch cushions?!!  Thanks_comma_ you've given me hope!
person B: I know there will be something on there!  YouTube has taught me more about life than my parents.  In 20 minutes you will know how to clean your couch and take the engine out of your car.