person A: You wanna know why I'm not worried about nuclear armageddon? Because I bought a school desk at one of the district auctions_comma_ and all I have to do is duck and cover and nuclear fire won't touch me.
person B: lol! I remember those drills when I was a kid!
person A: Ahh_comma_ then you know exactly what I mean. I don't see a single thing wrong with my plan. I'm not sure why everyone is so worried about North Korea or Iran or Russia or something when it's just like...get a school desk. It's not hard_comma_ people.
person B: And your largest hardback book will protect you from a tornado as long as you put it over your head and sit in the hall!!
person A: Actually a genius_comma_ I love it. Parents and teachers tried to tell us that going to school would prepare us for the world. We just didn't know how right they were_comma_ did we?