person A: Have you ever invited someone over for dinner that you liked a whole lot? Well I have and it didn't go to well.
person B: Oh_comma_ no! What happened?
person A: Well I made them dinner fixed their plate gave it to them and a folded napkin. When they unfolded the napkin a big fat and I mean fat cock roach fell out and ran across the table at about 50 miles a hour.
person B: Oh wow! That's like the worst nightmare! I'm so sorry that happened to you!!