person A: I let out the noisiest_comma_ moistest_comma_ and smelliest fart in front of all my co-workers the other day.
person B: Wow_comma_ did that bother your co-workers?
person A: Oh_comma_ it sure did. Two scampered away in disgust_comma_ three fainted_comma_ and one was sent to the ER. I was so mortified and I don't think I will ever live it down...
person B: You might want to find a new job