person A: I applied for a job recently. It was a federal job that took me months to apply and train for. After I gave my 2 week notice to my current employer_comma_ the federal organization pulled their job offer. 
person B: Oh wow! what did you do?
person A: I had to go back to my current company and ask for my job back. They had already posted my position_comma_ so it caused some issues_comma_ but they were glad to keep me. 
person B: Thank goodness for that! 
person A: I know. I felt lucky. And get this_comma_ a few days after they pulled my job offer_comma_ they called me back and said they had changed their minds!
person B: So then what did you do?
person A: I told them_comma_ professionally of course_comma_ that they could shove that job in their rump!
person B: Yeah that's pretty crappy for sure!