person A: The other day I was late for work_comma_ so when I saw my bus coming_comma_ I ran for it. I felt a rip_comma_ and when I got on the bus I noticed that my pants had ripped right at the back!
person B: Oh no! I hope you were wearing clean full coverage underwear that day!
person A: Lol_comma_ I was. But that didn't help me much when I walked into work with torn pants. They had to send me home after all that!
person B: You couldn't tie a sweater around your waist?