person A: I have been eating a lot of sugar free candy recently and it made my bowels loose if you know what I mean. 
person B: Haha I know exactly what you mean! My uncle pranked his coworker once with a bag of sugar free candy. I feel for you_comma_ seriously.
person A: It all hit me while I was walking out of an Eddie Bauer store at the mall.  I had to waddle to the bathroom and throw away my underwear.
person B: Oh man that is really bad. I feel sorry for laughing. 
person A: Don't_comma_ it was several years ago now and I use it as great story at parties.  People love it.