person A: I paid $1000 for one of those mystery boxes on eBay. It said it would be filled with all sorts of fun and expensive items.
person B: Please tell me it was not full of Oriental Trading Company rubber ducks and cheap tchotchkes.
person A: I would've happily taken that! Instead_comma_ it was filled with literal garbage_comma_ like a bunch of those empty 99 Bananas bottles and candy wrappers.
person B: Oh man! I feel bad for laughing but "literal garbage" is pretty funny. That sucks_comma_ can you report them to eBay?