person A: My elephant pooped on the rug last night.
person B: Oh no! I bet it was a huge poop! What did you do with it?
person A: I left it to fester. There is no way I'm going all Jurassic Park and moving all that dung! I harvested his tusks and sent them to the black market because I was so mad!
person B: Well that's what he gets for pooping on the rug! He knew better!