person A: Someone stole one of my pigs.
person B: You too? One of mine died from food poisoning recently. What are you going to do?
person A: Nothing_comma_ I use them to get rid of evidence.  I am so upset about it.
person B: You know what they say_comma_ don't you? "You can always buy a new pig - just don't_comma_ under any circumstances_comma_ involve the cops"