person A: I took out the trash today and the bag burst all over me. I knew I shouldn't have kept 50 pounds of ramen sitting in the fridge for 2 months.
person B: Why put ramen in the fridge?
person A: I am a poor college student and needed to eat the leftovers. Thought it would stay good for all eternity. Guess it doesn't when it's cooked.
person B: How are you  doing in college? because that is ridiculous lol