person A: i am currently waiting for my nephew to be born
person B: oh nice! first one?
person A: Yes! i cant wait to spoil the lil guy. 
person B: I bet. Do you have any children of your own?
person A: yes_comma_ but they are old. i want a baby..lol
person B: so that means extra spoilage :P
person A: yes and i can return him after i spoil him
person B: by spoil do you mean mountain dew?