person A: I really hate my printer
person B: Is it acting crazy or just not working?
person A: That stupid thing is always acting up.  
person B: You could name it Bob Marley since it's always "jammin" lol I couldn't resist
person A: HAHA.  That's hilarious!  I might do that before I take it out to the field with a baseball bat!
person B: Record it and have a "Office Space" moment with it lol
person A: Haha.  Feels good to be a gangsta!