person A: So i came home yesterday and my lovely dogs greeted me all happy.
person B: Aww_comma_ that's sweet. I love animals! They love you unconditionally.
person A: Yeah but sadly it was all a mask. Went into the living room to find a torn up couch.
person B: Uh oh_comma_ someone's in trouble! It's funny how smart dogs can be sometimes. They were trying to butter you up before you saw what they did!