person A: oh boy....I just screwed my whole life up and I want to die
person B: That's terrible. Hopefully things right themselves for you soon.
person A: ugh I just want to crawl into a hole. my whole school knows too
person B: The plus side about schools is that someone else will do something that everyone will focus on soon enough.
person A: well unless someone ELSE farts right in their crush's cute face while her mouth was open