person A: A few weeks ago I was drinking with some friends at a park and I sliced my hand open while trying to rip a beer can in two.
person B: oh that sucks_comma_ i hope it has healed since then
person A: It has! The cut was so deep and I was bleeding so much I was scared of passing out from blood loss.
person B: ouch_comma_ that sounds awful
person A: Moral of the story: don't rip open cans with your hands!