person A: just heard a thump upstairs in a house I'm house sitting all alone at. Really don't want to go check it out
person B: Don't go check it out. That never turns out well in horror movies. Bring a gun then or another person.
person A: I don't have a gun! Or another person! Ah man... Guess I'll just sleep in the bathroom with the door locked
person B: I would do that! Or call a friend over- Get a weapon too.