person A: It was a nice day so I decided to walk to work recently. I was feeling great until I heard a loud squishy noise.
person B: Don't tell me you stepped in dog poop.
person A: How did you guess? I looked down and saw I nailed a fresh steaming pile of dog wonder. Well let's just say my mood quickly turned very foul!
person B: C'mon man_comma_ I just finished eating. I hope you took a shower and bought some new shoes.