person A: I checked the mail box one day and had a letter from a University I wanted to go to. 
person B: hey that's awesome! You won't have to steal money like me. Which University was it?
person A: Texas Christian University TCU. But the stealing thing is going catch up to you. 
person B: Oh a Christian University that is nice. Well I needed my drugs
person A: The only thing christian about TCU is the name. I'm on scholarship. 
person B: oh okay that's good. I should apply because of my diabetes insulin is expensive. 