person A: Roommate just walked in on me while I was... trying to... "feel good" if you know what I mean. So awkward. My door doesn't have a lock_comma_ either. I told him to not come in_comma_ and he just kept coming in!
person B: I not sure what do you mean_comma_ but can use my imagination_comma_  it sounds like something really embarrassing.
person A: Yes_comma_ I was... self-pleasuring_comma_ if you can understand that. It was definitely an awkward and embarrassing position to be in. I just went out there and tried to have a normal conversation afterwards so that we could move on as quickly as possible. But I was mortified.
person B: Yes what I thought_comma_  I guess your roommate must have been more embarrassed.