person A: I used the bathroom at a grocery store and had to poop really bad. I commenced pooping and starting humming a song and didn't realize there was a person 2 stalls down from me.
person B: Ha_comma_ that sounds comical.
person A: Yeah_comma_ it was very embarrassing. I swear to god_comma_ I thought I was the only one there!
person B: You could just think that maybe you were alone.