person A: I came home and i noticed the door was unlocked when my wife was supposed to be at work. So i go upstairs and there they were having sex.
person B: oh gosh_comma_ that's horrible. i can't imagine how you feel. i would be so heartbroken
person A: It wasnt that big of a deal i guess. I guess i had it coming all these years. It just sucks that the love of your life doesnt love you anymore!
person B: you don't deserve it! nobody deserves it