person A: There's this tree outside of my apartment bedroom window_comma_ and sometimes when the wind blows just right_comma_ it taps against the window and startles me.
person B: Have you thought about cutting it down?
person A: It's not my tree to cut down_comma_ unfortunately. I'd at least like to prunce it a bit; the silouette it makes at night looks a lot like a person outside my window.
person B: Sounds pretty creepy