person A: In the middle of the night I heard some weird noises coming from my basement. I grabbed my flashlight and baseball bat and tip-toed down there.
person B: Should have grabbed the gun.
person A: To my utter shock I saw the biggest rat I ever seen. I swear it was two feet long. I shrieked like a banshee and bolted outside.
person B: I would have shot that thing dead and then burned it. Then ate it for dinner.