person A: i walked into a church one day and there was a private baptism going on. i was so ashamed. 
person B: Oh no. Was there no sign posted or anything?
person A: no. the door was unlocked so i thought it was safe to go in. boy was i wrong.
person B: Well I am sure they won't hold it against you. Honest mistake.
person A: i know but i turned beet red and couldn't fumble out of there fast enough. haha