person A: so i saw a snake outside my apartment today_comma_ i hate snakes_comma_ so disgusting eww
person B: I would have went running like forest gump - what did you do? 
person A: went back inside the house and called animal control. it looked like a copperhead so i'm not messing with them
person B: Going to have to burn the whole house down now_comma_ and move... LOL just joking! 
person A: i totally would. lol i hate snakes and bugs and spiders