person A: So as I've gotten older over the last 10 years. I gained 30 pounds. My wife has me on a diet but every night when she goes to bed I have a bowl of ice cream. 
person B: Don't even tlak about diets.I miss the times i was young and could eat all i wanted
person A: yea but those times are behind us. Tonight for dinner was a Kale salad. It was gross but I've gotten a dish or rocky road with my name on it later. I do feel bad for lying to her but I need it.
person B: Ugh.So boring.What wrong with being fat.At least they are all happy.
person A: I think I'm average. I'm 5'11" 190. It could be worse. I still exercise a lot. Perhaps I need to enjoy the ice cream more and try to feel less guilty.  