person A: I had a job interview a while back_comma_ and on the bus ride over_comma_ I sat on some gum.
person B: Omg_comma_ that had to be embarrassing and a mess to get up.
person A: Those slacks were ruined.  I didn't even know I had sat in until the interview was over and the guy pointed it out.
person B: Oh no_comma_ even worse. Hope you got the job :)
person A: He said_comma_ "luckily you be making enough now so you won't need to ride the bus anymore."  I took that as a sign that I got it.