person A: It took me 26 hours to go from Colorado to Tennessee via gps the other day.
person B: Oh no! Why do long? Did you walk?
person A: No_comma_ Maps put me on a road that made me drive an old cattle line across Kansas without me knowing.
person B: That stinks_comma_ but I am sure you got to see a lot of nice scenery. 
person A: Flat and cows for all of creation.