person A: One time I went to my friends 16th birthday party.  When I was walking in her house I ran smack into their glass door.  It was so clean that I didn't see it.
person B: Did you hurt yourself? 
person A: LOL..just my pride.  I was mortified and the funny part is that later on I won the door prize
person B: Hahahah! Im dying! Im glad you werent hurt.