person A: I woke this morning to my cat literally on top of me with his face right in my face staring at me like he wanted something. I got up and saw that I did indeed forget to feed him last night. Little bugger thought he would catch me off guard.
person B: Haha. That would have scared me so much.
person A: Yeah I was like whoa bro_comma_ what did I do? What you want?? Maybe he's mad that I named him Kitty instead of a manly cat name_comma_ Idk. Lol
person B: You never know with those cats. They are very sly.