person A: My duck is getting on my nerves a bit. He is a big fat guy and screams all the time if he feels he hasn't had enough food.
person B: You have a pet duck? That's nuts!
person A: Not at all! They are lovely critters. But he is just a bit of a fatty boy and likes his food. He is lovely and so sweet! I protect all animals :)
person B: What sort of things do you feed him?
person A: He has duck food and also greens- veggies and fruit. He just likes his food a little too much