person A: I stripped in front of the cute barista at the coffee shop. I dont think I can return. 
person B: Oh yeah why is that? Did the cops drag you out? 
person A: Whoops!!! I mean I tripped. What an inconvenient typo!!! I must be so frazzled. 
person B: hahah stripped sounded so much better but okay tripped! I gotcha 
person A: Im not that crazy but I do feel kind of dumb. I tripped over my shoestring and spilled coffee everywhere. What a moron. 