person A: I'm going to cut to the chase here. Just blurt it on. My DRESS blew up in front of parents and children the other day when it was windy.
person B: That must have been a very windy day!
person A: I wanted to run and hide.  I haven't' worn a dress since.  
person B: I bet It will teach you.
person A: Oh it did.  I learned my lesson.