person A: This parrot can hold full conversations. Only problem is it keeps calling its owner fat while he's eating
person B: I'm sorry_comma_ that made me laugh. Never really seen a parrot speak that well before. Thought it as just something you see in movies. Does it say anything else fun?
person A: It flirts with girls. I guess it depends on the owner. I think this dude told his parrot to shame him_comma_ so he'll lose weight.
person B: That's... a really interesting strategy. Wonder what will happen once he actually does lose weight and doesn't want to be called fat anymore! Well_comma_ I guess to each their own.