person A: I remember the first I got pooped on while changing my kids diapers.
person B: It must have been an overwhelming experience_comma_ how old are the kids now?
person A: They are 14 and 12.  It was pretty gross_comma_ but you have to deal with a lot of gross things when they are babies and just remember that you can take a shower to wash it off.  Luckily they have cute little faces to help you forget about the gross things.
person B: Sweet_comma_ we all miss those memories of them growing back. Mine are adults now