person A: turns out my best bro has a crush on MY crush. and guess what? she like him back_comma_ and they're going on a date tonight
person B: well you should be happy for them!
person A: oh_comma_ you too? does everyone get to have nice things except me?
person B: no _comma_ but if you really liked her _comma_ you should be happy that she found someone she like.
person A: how about he thinks about ME sometimes and how about she learns to like guys who are actually cool??