person A: Late last night I swore I heard some footsteps coming from my kitchen. I live alone and was convinced someone was in the house.
person B: It could've been a ghost or maybe a robber?
person A: I grabbed my mace and tip-toed downstairs. I jumped in the kitchen and realized I had left my TV on. Oops!
person B: That's awesome that you have a mace. Are you king arthur by any chance?