person A: In the 6th grade_comma_ a bird pooped on my back during lunchtime.
person B: Indoors?
person A: Nah we were having a barbecue outdoors. 
person B: In the 6th grade? Where is this school?
person A: In Quebec. All schools have a budget for extra-curricular activities and events. We had a barbecue once every year in June with free food.
person B: Makes sense. I live in the states. We have no money for such things.
person A: That sounds awful_comma_ all schools need a budget for activities for the students. Anyways I had no replacement shirt and I had to rinse it out and wear it for the rest of the day; I felt sick.
person B: How big a bird was this. I dont remember anything from the 6th grade.