person A: I blamed my oldest son for losing my headphones but I found out later I was the one that lost them.
person B: Was he using it or something? Why did you think it was him_comma_ and how did you find out it was you?
person A: Because he loses everything! And I figured out it was me because I stuck them in my secret spot.
person B: You have a secret spot for your headphones. Are they super expensive? 
person A: I have a secret spot for stuff I don't want my kids to find and break lol
person B: I have zero kids. I break stuff all the time. 
person A: Ha Ha you're kind of like a kid then lol
person B: No just ridiculously careless.