person A: I let out a moist_comma_ hot_comma_ smelly_comma_ loud fart in front of all my co-workers today. I don't think I can ever show my face again.
person B: That's awful. I hope you can find a new job.
person A: Me too_comma_ considering I am bound to get fired_comma_ since two of my co-workers were rushed to the ER. I thought I was going to die myself.
person B: That a fart can hospitalize anyone is pretty impressive.  Did your story make the local news?