person A: I had to fart in a meeting room and it ended up being really loud.... and there was a lul in the conversation so everyone heard it
person B: Oh my gosh!  I would be mortified!  Did your face turn red?
person A: Yep
person B: Wow!  That had to be so embarrassing!  I would probably quit my job!
person A: Everyone laughed it off... I guess I'll live.