person A: I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt.
person B: Ugh_comma_ that's the worst!  Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up_comma_ right?
person A: No_comma_ my garbage can is 2 miles away. The smell was so strong that a herd of possums jumped me on the way back.
person B: *blinks*  One_comma_ I didn't know possums travelled in herds and two_comma_ I am only hoping your day didn't get worse from there?
person A: Oh_comma_ but it did. When I was almost there...ALMOST...a gaggle of ravenous hobos shanked me. I'm not sure why_comma_ but it happened_comma_ I swear.
person B: Bless it!  And you survived all of that to tell the tale!  And all of this over a busted garbage bag!  We gotta get you a better brand of garbage bags_comma_ friend.  :)