person A: I got out of the slammer last month after being there for 50 years. Hoping the remainder of my life is spent on a beach like at the end of Shawshank Redemption.
person B: Oh_comma_ wow.  That's a long time.  How old were you when you first went in?
person A: I was five years old. Went in for burgling a candy store.
person B: Ha ha.  Now I know you're kidding me.  50 years?  I think you served your time for that offense_comma_ wiouldn't you say?