person A: I store my chocolate in the fridge to make sure that it stays cold and solid. I was storing my last piece in there
person B: Always sucks when you forget to save it and wake up to a melted blob of brown.
person A: Last night I wasn't in a great mood and wanted that last piece to help cheer me up a bit and it was gone! 
person B: Oh wow! I HATE when you get the urge to eat something and then you get to the fridge only to realize it's gone. Do you know who ate it?