person A: I had to go to the ER when I cut my hand. I was very concerned about the course of the treatment while waiting to see the Doctor.
person B: How did you cut your hand?
person A: Not being careful enough when cutting vegetables. I was talking and cutting at the same time. Big mistake.
person B: Did you lose any fingers?
person A: LOL....I put them in the soup. Just kidding_comma_ I still have all of them and they are attached.