person A: I came home from work to discover that my cat had knocked down the TV
person B: Oh no!  Cats can be devious things when we are not home - and sometimes when we are.  Did it break the TV?
person A: Yes_comma_ yes he did. And of course he didn't care. He was taking a nap next to it when I got back
person B: Aren't they just the most cute_comma_ and insanely calculating animals!  