person A: So_comma_ went to the bar last night and woke up missing my underpants. I had no idea what happened to them_comma_
person B: Oh no_comma_ are you okay
person A: Yes_comma_ I am okay. I was pretty thankful_comma_ since the bartender returned them to me. Apparently_comma_ I was so drunk that I was wearing them on my head.
person B: I hate being that drunk