person A: Kids in my neighborhood put dog poop on my front stoop_comma_ how nasty.
person B: Eww. That is disgusting
person A: It's so gross!
person B: How did they "put" it there? nevermind. Its just too much
person A: I don't want to know either but I did wish I had a camera doorbell so I could see just who did it and speak to their parents!
person B: You should still get one.