person A: Last night I turned 8 shades of red.  I was blushing so bad
person B: What made you blush so hard?
person A: I went for a run and had to go to the bathroom.  I went to hide behind some bushes and someone caught me peeing.  I couldnt believe it
person B: Hey you have got to do what you have got to do. Hopefully next time you're closer to home when you need to go.