person A: My pet alligator bit me today. Never been so irritated in my life!
person B: Pet alligator! Why do you have him as a pet_comma_ is he a rescue?
person A: Nope! I got him 20 years ago at a Turkish Bazaar. Little tyke bit my hand clean off.
person B: Well_comma_ I'm not sure about that or how are you typing?! 