person A: Have you ever lost control of your bowels as an adult?
person B: Oh_comma_ all the time. I've got to change my Depens three times a day.
person A: Phew! I'm glad I am not the only one. Although for me_comma_ it happened in the middle of dinner at a small Vietnamese restaurant_comma_ and an employee walked in on me cleaning my pants in the sink!
person B: Oh wow. I just would've blamed it on whoever I was with.