person A: I was walking down the street the other day and I felt something hit my head. I realized a bird had pooped on me! I was so shocked.
person B: Now that is one of the most unfortunate things I've heard all week. How did you get it out of your hair? Eeww
person A: Not as unfortunate as what I just heard but thanks. I had to run home and take a shower right away. Now I walk around with an umbrella!
person B: That_comma_ I think_comma_ is a pretty justifiable response honestly_comma_ lol. Now at the very least all you'll have to do is clean the umbrella!