person A: On my way home from work_comma_ a massive bat chased me!
person B: holy Moses! I hate them things. Flying rats is what they are.
person A: I know! This one was absolutely huge_comma_ almost human sized. Chased me for a whole hour. The more I think about it_comma_ it might have been the batman! I shouldn't have stolen those diamonds!
person B: lol. don't do the crime if can't face the Bat ;)