person A: Don't you hate it when you swimming with someone who's got a big bugger hanging out of their nose?
person B: Yes that's the worst. And I laughed when I read that. 
person A: once in my early twenties I remember going to a party and everyone was in the pool. I got in the pool and splashed around and didn't realize I had a huge green bugger coming out of my nose. A really cute guy pointed that out for me
person B: That had to be traumatic. 
person A: Omg. my face was so red it was purple!