person A: Last night I went into my kitchen and ate all of my kids cookies.
person B: I do that all of time.
person A: Well my wife confronted me this morning and I blamed it on our dog Max.
person B: Lol. Poor Max. I bet sometimes dogs wished the spoke English for that very reason.
person A: Yeah my wife had been kinda cold torwards him since. I feel bad for him..
person B: Shame on you. I'm telling