person A: Someone lit a bag of poop on fire on my neighbors sidewalk last halloween.  The smell of it is something I won't soon forget.
person B: lol hey at least it was your neighbors sidewalk and not yours
person A: I know.  I didn't even know that was something people really did_comma_ I thought it was just in the movies...Gross!
person B: Maybe you should find out who did it and go throw toilet paper all over their yard!!