person A: Honestly? I have a pretty special nephew. He just solved the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness Millenium Prize problem.
person B: Holy moses_comma_ he must be as smart as me. I solved that thing in five minutes last week. Child's play.
person A: Child's play is right_comma_ the kid is only 6 years old. And you couldn't have_comma_ because the Clay Institute says the million dollar prize is still at large_comma_ which I'm sure he will be blowing immediately on Tropical Sprite and cocaine.
person B: Yeah_comma_ that's what they tell everyone because_comma_ in reality_comma_ they blew all the prize money on the very same thing themselves. I was pretty peeved that I couldn't even get a dime bag and the sleeziest of hookers.