person A: I came home from a business trip and found food rotting in the fridge with mold growing on everything and fruit flies swarming around. bleh.
person B: oh just wait.. that's nothing. How long were you gone for?
person A: About 8 days. Why?  Did you have something more gross? I have to hear this! ha ha.
person B: It rotted in 8 days? I'm pretty embarrassed. 