person A: A group of pigeons was stalking me the other day.
person B: Oh geez_comma_ that is certainly cause for alarm. Did you summon the stoop kid?
person A: We don't have one_comma_ I was so terrified.
person B: Ah_comma_ there is your problem right there. 99.9% of the time a stoop kid will chase away nasty pigeons_comma_ no problem.