person A: I have been looking for a mate for such a long time. I want to find a single mother with an empty nest.
person B: Sometimes it's hard to find that certain someone! Have you tried a dating app?
person A: It sure is tough. Every time I find someone online it turns out there is something weird about them. I guess I will be lonely for the rest of my life.
person B: Keep your chin up! That special person will come along when you're least expecting it!