person A: A skunk was in my yard the other night...At first I was scared and froze
person B: Dang_comma_ those things are creepy! Did it go away?
person A: Oh..I think they are wonderful! I LOVE wildlife..I just didn't want to get sprayed or my dog..Or for the skunk to get hurt by my dog! He was SO cute! Everything was fine- Dog came back in quick and the skunk waddled away- I think I surprised him! He was probably eating the bird seed :)
person B: Yeah_comma_ they tend to be very timid creatures. I'm glad you didn't freak out and hit him with a shovel!
person A: Never..lol. That type of person should be put in jail. Skunks are wonderful. So freaking cute- Just can't get too close.