person A: Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at.
person B: That's odd. Were they laughing about you?
person A: Later my supervisor called me in his office and explained I had a giant rip in the seat of my pants. I could have died!
person B: Oh wow. You always have to be on the look out for the rogue rip in the pants! That's what got my uncle late in life. RIP in peace.