person A: I finished my kids birthday candy tonight after they went to bed. I know there going to be mad in the morning and I feel bad about it.
person B: That's funny. I'd tell them the tooth fairy stole it. 
person A: Hahahaha.  That's pretty good.  The problem is this candy is very special.  One of their friends sent it over from Europe_comma_ so I can't just run down to 7-11 to buy some more.
person B: You better come up with something.