person A: I ordered pizza and it should be here any moment. I keep looking out the window to check_comma_ and I can feel my brain slowly turning into a caveman brain I'm so hungry.
person B: Yum that sounds delicious. You're making me hungry.
person A: Aha_comma_ I'm sorry! If it makes you any less hungry it's a vegetarian pizza because the wife doesn't eat meat.
person B: You should just get a half vegetarian. No need to punish your self like that.