person A: Last weekend I was on a date with a wonderful guy but right after dinner I got bad gas.
person B: Did you fart?
person A: It sounded like trumpets were filling the room. He looked like he wanted to puke each and ever time. 
person B: Did they smell?
person A: Have you ever drove past a cow farm or garage dump? Yes_comma_ well those smell better then I did that night. 