person A: I was walking down my street and a big fly flew into my mouth. I tried to spit it out but it wouldn't leave. It tasted so nasty.
person B: Did you wind up eating it?
person A: Yeah it was a bit crunchy but I wasn't going to let it live rent-free in my mouth. At least I got my protein for the day!
person B: lol_comma_ you are such a nice person. I would have definately kicked that guy out!