person A: I mean_comma_ let's be honest. I'm the Major League Eating world champion. When I saw that my next closest competition had only ever maxed 40 hot dogs_comma_ I knew I had that thing in the bag.
person B: Dang_comma_ that's a lot of dogs. Cleaned out the pound_comma_ you did. But that doesn't hold a candle to the 100 I ate yesterday.
person A: Ah_comma_ I see you are a man of culture as well. I would relish the opportunity to eat alongside you one day at the troughs of battle. Be warned_comma_ however: only those with the strongest of stomachs have ever dared to challenge me!
person B: How dare you question my intestinal fortitude?!? I would watch out_comma_ friend. I may just slip some cyanide in your relish if I ever have the chance to challenge you!
person A: Hmph. Well_comma_ you should check the by-laws. Major League Eating Official Rulebook page 42_comma_ section 4.2.b strictly forbids the usage of cyanide as a food enhancement. You must eat the food as is. So I'm afraid I'll have to report you to the governing board and get you disqualified.