person A: There was one piece of pie left in the fridge. Instead of sharing it_comma_ I ate it. I kind of feel bad.
person B: oopsy. I hope it was worth it. 
person A: It might not be when my wife returns and sees it gone. I look super guilty right now.
person B: LOL! Can  you run out and get another pie before she gets home?
person A: I could_comma_ I might have to buy her some of her favorite chocolate. 