person A: Hi friend_comma_ did you ever have an experience like mine? One where you have stepped into the dog poo?
person B: Yes_comma_ It feels disgusting and you want to throw your shoe away afterwards. 
person A: Yea_comma_ did you ever do it in the barefooting. This is how I did it recently.
person B: No_comma_ never barefoot. I hope you took a long shower. Smelling like dog poo wont get you any ladies.
person A: That is very true_comma_ but I have seen a couple ladies that like that sort of thing.