person A: I ate five whole pizzas yesterday. Felt moderately ashamed of myself.
person B: Damn you are the MVP. I have only eaten two in a day. I am jealous.
person A: Oh_comma_ believe me_comma_ you don't want to do it. Felt so bad for the starving children in Antarctica.
person B: Well maybe they should think about emigrating south. I heard the charter schools there are subpar.