person A: On the way home on my bike_comma_ I couldn't hold it in any longer and I... went to the bathroom on myself. #2. It was horrible. I had another mile to go before I got back to my house. So much to clean up. I felt so mortified!
person B: Oh god_comma_ I've been through that. At least_comma_ a bike is easy to clean?
person A: Yeah_comma_ the bike was easy to clean_comma_ for sure. Took like two minutes. Myself on the other hand... Not so much. And the clothes_comma_ I almost wanted to throw them away but the jeans are my favorite_comma_ so I decided against it. They might not be my favorite anymore though...
person B: Oh man. Sorry that happened.