person A: Did I ever tell you about the time I "got taken hostage"?
person B: oh my  are you really serious?
person A: As a heart attack. It was me and Big C at the World's Largest Pistachio. All of the sudden we hear gunshots_comma_ and DiDi's still in the car. We ran in the building_comma_ and he comes flying in after us. He never pointed the gun at us_comma_ and we ended up running away when he was distracted. It's too crazy - I can't make this up. Just glad to be alive!
person B: I am very glad it has a happy ending. Sounds a bit scary