person A: My one year old just learned how to take off her diaper and she smeared poop all over my leg the other day.
person B: Oh my god_comma_ I bet you were grossed out but laughing at the same time.
person A: It was so gross! She had been eating a chocolate granola bar so I thought it was just chocolate. It is funny now_comma_ but I was mortified then!
person B: I really hope that is the last time it happens.
person A: You and me both!