person A: My girlfriend's leg was bitten off by a bull shark last summer.
person B: Oh my! Is she ok_comma_ and was it while surfing?
person A: She's fine now. I spent a month in the hospital with her_comma_ then was with her every day for three months while she was in rehab. She was out spreading sacrificial lamb's blood in the water on a fishing trip. Gotta love her.
person B: Did you recover the leg? And I once almost got my finger bit off by a snapping turtle_comma_ it wasn't a pleasant experience so I couldn't imagine hers. You are great for staying there.
person A: It was swallowed whole_comma_ unfortunately. I just hope the shark seasoned it properly. I won't stand for underprepared human thigh meat. Gordon Ramsay wouldn't have it_comma_ and neither will I.