person A: One time I was in walmart and peed on myself
person B: why did you do that? wasn't there a toilet or something?
person A: Yeah!  I was going there but it was busy during black friday.  I just couldn't hold it anymore!  Everyone saw my wet pants!!!
person B: that must've been embarrassing. you should've went to the toilet.
person A: I was trying.  There was a line.  I should have just peed outside. LOL