person A: I was at home waiting patiently because my boyfriend said he had gotten something for  me. He came home with a small puppy and a bouquet of flowers and I was not expecting that!
person B: That is so sweet. I want a puppy. and a boyfriend.
person A: oh it's pretty alright we broke up but it was such a nice treat!
person B: Why did you break up?
person A: the dog was very crazy_comma_ not what I expected