person A: Right before going into work_comma_ I spilled my drink all over my pants. Looks like I peed!
person B: Oh man I hate when that happens...did you dry it off or change to a new pair?
person A: I didn't have a new pair on me_comma_ so I had to work the first few hours and do my best to hide it!
person B: Dang that sucks.  You should check out the brand Mizzen and Main_comma_ I heard it on a Tim Ferriss podcast once...dress shirts and pants that wick away moisture like underarmour
person A: Oh wow_comma_ I didn't even know those existed! I need them due to how clumsy I am!