person A: I am all one in the house this weekend.
person B: All one? I prefer to be all two in my house.
person A: lol. I'm alone. I don't like it. Its too quiet
person B: Yeah_comma_ being alone a big ole house is often times more spooky than not. I almost got nabbed by a ghost the last time I was alone.
person A: That's why Im scared I was kidnapped by a ghost before. No one saw it coming