person A: So I was coming home last night kinda late and It was really dark outside my house.. 
person B: There are some apps that allow a friend to follow your progress as you home. Will that make you feel safer?
person A: well what happened is i was putting my key in the door and this duck scared me half to death
person B: Ducks are scary_comma_ but they are more scared of you than you are of them. 