person A: My friend just got a brand new house.. and I feel like a loser because I am still in an apartment.
person B: It is nice to have your own place. Think about just being able to do whatever you want. You can just punch your walls if you want.
person A: I can't though I live in a 1 bedroom apartment.  Cries...
person B: It's ok just think about it this way. You don't have to pay property taxes or even be worried about your lawn.