person A: I had a rather unnerving experience this past winter. Being unable to sleep at 4am_comma_ I went outside for a cigarette (I live in an apartment complex). Suddenly_comma_ out of the darkness_comma_ appeared a tall bulky figure dressed in black. They were coming straight at me!
person B: What did they or the person do to you?
person A: Well_comma_ I'm in a wheelchair_comma_ so can't move too quickly. I just sat looking at them_comma_ trying to figure out whether I could reach the broom at the corner of the porch.
person B: Broom would be a good choice_comma_ hit them in the crotch_comma_ that will stop them.
person A: Well_comma_ that would have been an option. The person came right up to my porch and said "Good morning. Can't sleep either?" It was my friend and neighbor walking her dog and I didn't recognize her with all her winter gear on. Scared the daylights out of me!