person A: A few weeks ago_comma_ I was walking through my hallway_comma_ minding my own business_comma_ when all of a sudden a hand reached out from under a table and grabbed my ankle. I was so suprised. I thought i was got. Turns out_comma_ it was my son. 
person B: That's funny_comma_ hope he didn't give you a heart attack.
person A: I may have let out a scream that will have him question my manhood for the rest of our lives_comma_ lol. 
person B: I would probably scream also.