person A: I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. Never felt so bad for all the college kids that gazed on in envy and horror.
person B: Can they not afford ramen?
person A: Nope! Well_comma_ I suppose they can_comma_ but not as much as I. I am the Ramen King and impose a stiff ramen tax for every ramen meal consumed by all poor college students.
person B: I'd vote you class president!