person A: Someone at work keeps stealing my lunch from the fridge! So infuriating!
person B: Could you get with your HR department to see if they can assist?
person A: I might give that a try. But whoever did it had probably better hope that I don't find out who they are!
person B: What would you do to them?
person A: Well nothing too serious_comma_ but I'd definitely have a word or two with them!