person A: So when adults don't clean up after themselves in a business environment -- what is that ?! Why do they think a "mommy" will come along to clean up after them?!
person B: LOL! This is perfect timing because I had the " You are an adult not a child" conversation with my girlfriend not too long ago. I had left popsicle wrapper on the night stand and it got sticky. I argued if you are willing to date someone who likes to eat Popsicles in bed_comma_ then you have to deal with the consequences. 
person A: LOL! Okay_comma_ y'all are a sitcom. I have to ask what flavor. (And yes_comma_ I side with your girlfriend. If for no other reason: ANTS. You do NOT want ants marching into your bed toward any potentially sensitive regions. Okuuurrrrrr?)
person B: Okay_comma_ it wasn't just one_comma_ it was three: One cherry_comma_ and two grape. How anyone can eat just one at a time? Oh_comma_ the number of wrappers was also brought up. Like_comma_ I don't care if yuo bought them for the kids_comma_ I am part of this household as well. I tried to make it a teaching moment about how if you don't get the popsicles first someone else would_comma_ but I think my arguments have been falling on deaf ears for awhile now_comma_ lol