Achalasia is an esophageal motility disorder that presents with dysphagia to solids and liquids and regurgitation of undigested food. Cardiac troponin (cTn) is a sensitive biomarker for myocardial injury, and elevated levels suggest an increased risk of mortality from acute coronary syndrome (ACS). Non-cardiac gastrointestinal (GI) causes of troponin elevation are rare and have generally been described in cases of critical illness (e.g., significant gastrointestinal bleeding (GIB) or acute liver failure). We report a rare case of type II achalasia presenting with markedly elevated troponins. This case illustrates an important GI-related mimic of ACS that should be considered by frontline providers and gastroenterologists.