Chylous ascites is a milky-appearing, triglyceride-rich fluid within the abdominal cavity. It is a rare finding that arises from the disruption of the lymphatic system and can be caused by a wide variety of pathologies. Here, we present a diagnostically challenging case of chylous ascites. In this article, we discuss the pathophysiology and various etiologies of chylous ascites, explore the diagnostic tools available, and highlight the management strategies implemented in this rare finding.