Failure to thrive in the setting of profound hypotonia and multiple electrolyte derangements is a challenging constellation of findings that offers a broad differential diagnosis for providers to consider. Initial management should focus on the stabilization of the patient and correction of potential life-threatening electrolyte derangements. Once completed, the diagnosis should be sought, and in this case, many were considered and ultimately ruled out with thorough history and physical examination. Laboratory abnormalities revealed the final diagnosis of pseudohypoaldosteronism and connected the case. With proper treatment, our patient had a resolution of laboratory anomalies along with improved growth and tone.