title: The Driver - Stories Behind Closed Car Doors
author:  Anonymous 
description: "I use UBER and LYFT, so I can relate to this book. I laughed so hard. The author is a brilliant writer and the whole book rocks." -Raymond Scott.
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  ## Chapter 1
  
  
  
  
  
  Apparently, the insurance commercials were wrong. I had parked under a
  streetlight and hadn’t left any valuables out in plain sight, but there were
  still six suspicious guys leaning on the car when I walked out of the grocery
  store. True, Temi’s sleek silver Jaguar did invite one to touch it, but there
  was a little too much admiration in the group’s eyes as they chatted, pointed,
  and fondled the car.
  
  
  
  
  
  I shouldn’t have left the top down, but I had only been running in for five
  minutes. One guy leaned in, eyeing the steering column, while a second one
  kept stroking the door. He looked like he wanted to hop in and make love to
  the car.
  
  
  
  
  
  I paused at the edge of the sidewalk in front of the store entrance, canvas
  grocery bags dangling from my wrists. It was after nin