title: Parrots For Dummies
author:  Nikki Moustaki 
description: <b>Covers feeding, training, and housing parrots</b>
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  ## Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  [Parrot Girl](snapped_ch01.html#ch01)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Swag](snapped_ch02.html#ch02)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Mecca](snapped_ch03.html#ch03)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Birthday](snapped_ch04.html#ch04)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Overshare](snapped_ch05.html#ch05)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Mignonne](snapped_ch06.html#ch06)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Icon](snapped_ch07.html#ch07)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Whore](snapped_ch08.html#ch08)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Snap](snapped_ch09.html#ch09)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Movie](snapped_ch10.html#ch10)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Lila](snapped_ch11.html#ch11)
  
  
  
  
  
  [One](snapped_ch12.html#ch12)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Open](snapped_ch13.html#ch13)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Satin Rules](snapped_ch14.html#ch14)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## SNAPPED
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## SNAPPED
  
  
  ## PAMELA KLAFFKE
  
  
  ![image](Images/logo.jpg)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Parrot Girl
  
  
  
  
  
  I hate the girl with the parrot on her shoulder. I don’t want to but I do.
  She’s nineteen, maybe twenty, smoking as she waits in line at the restaurant.
  There’s always a line now for Sunday brunch and I know it’s my fault.
  Sometimes I should just keep these things to myself. But the Par