title: Vegan Vampire Vaginas
author:  Wol-vriey 
description: Wol-vriey is Nigerian, and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions. Wol-vriey is the author of Vegan Zombie Apocalypse, Boston Posh, and "Vegan Vampire Vaginas" published by Burning Bulb Publishing and The Bizarro Story of I, Alices Adventures in Steamland: The Clockwork Goddess, Chainsaw Cop Corpse, Meat Suitcase, and Guiltessa Dolores published by other imprints. His short story Forever Ago Sunshine appears in The Big Book of Bizarro and his novella Big Trouble In Little Ass appears in Westward Hoes, also by Burning Bulb Publishing.
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  # The Vegan Vamp
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## S.E. Babin
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  ### Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  [Chapter 1](part0005.html#4OIQ0-959426025eed4067b3358b342f5e5fe6)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 2](part0006.html#5N3C0-959426025eed4067b3358b342f5e5fe6)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 3](part0007.html#6LJU0-959426025eed4067b3358b342f5e5fe6)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 4](part0008.html#7K4G0-959426025eed4067b3358b342f5e5fe6)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 5](part0009.ht