title: Days of Derangement: Sidesplitting Stories from a Loopy Life
author:  Jackie Papandrew 
description: Award-winning writer Jackie Papandrew is the author of several best-selling humor books, including Days of Derangement and The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some. Her humor writing has been featured inthe Chicken Soup for the Soul series, as well as in newspapers such as The Cleveland Plain Dealer, The Oklahoman and The Tampa Tribune. She was a nationally syndicated humor columnist for several years. Visit JackiePapandrew.com for more information.
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  Copyright © 2019 A.S. Green
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are
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  ### Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 1](part0003.html#2RHM0-28ae4b08c3704bd198bf6e7c95b2e533)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 2](part0004.html#3Q280-28ae4b08c3704bd198bf6e7c95b2e533)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 3](part0005.html#4OIQ0-28ae4b08c3704bd19