title: The Parent Trap Columns: Humorous Child-Raising Advice  in a Baby Boomer World (Volume 1)
author:  Michael A. Battey 
description: Michael A. Battey, D.P.M. was born and raised in Rhode Island. He re-ceived degrees from the University of Rhode Island, and the Temple University School of Podiatric Medicine. He maintains a private prac-tice in foot and ankle care with a specialty in hospital based residency training, and is a faculty member at the Brown University Alpert Medi-cal School. He was the author of The Parent Trap column, published from 2005  2012 in the East Greenwich Pendulum and sister newspapers I the southern Rhode Island newspaper group. His interests include local education, squash racquets, and time at the beach with family and friends.
zlib_text: **Growing Pains 101 Pilot**
  
  第一集 出师受挫
  
  Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula . or you're scrambled
  
  Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.
  
  Jason: Show me more
  
  Maggie: Oh Jason, the kids.
  
  Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that
  two career couples should really make a special effort to always
  remain...frisky .
  
  Maggie: At breakfast?
  
  Jason: At all meals.
  
  Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?
  
  Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that.
  
  Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist .
  
  Jason: Could be an accident.
  
  Carol: Could be a dream come true.
  
  Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo?
  
  Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous.
  
  Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?
  
  Carol: I rest my case .
  
  Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben?
  
  Ben: That Phyllis George, she's screwed up again.
  
  Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading abo