title: How to be an Alien: Level 3 (Penguin Readers (Graded Readers))
author: mikes-george
description: Paperback. Pub Date :2008-02-21 Pages: 56 Language: English Publisher: Pearson This is the funniest book that you will read about English people Why are the English different from Europeans George Mikes book describes the strange things the English do and! say. And the English dont get angry when they read the book. They love it! You will too!
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  ### Spacer Tales
  
  
    
  
  
    
  
  
  ### The Alien Monks
  
  
    
  
  
    
  
  
  ### S J MacDonald
  
  
    
  
  
    
  
  
  Published by S J
  
  
  MacDonald
  
  
    
  
  
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  Copyright 2011 S J
  
  
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  Acknowledgement
  
  
  Thanks to Pen for
  
  
  patient listening and proofreading beyond the call of
  
  
  friendship.
  
  
    
  
  
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  ### The Alien Monks
  
  
  The five little
  
  
  men walked into Kluskey’s bar in single file. They were fine boned
  
  
  and as athletic as gymnasts. They were all wearing expensive
  
  
  business suits with their pale hair cut in