title: Giggle Fit: Hilarious Halloween Jokes
author:  Alison Grambs 
description: Kindergarten-Grade 3Nothing is scary or horrible about this delightful collection. There are ghosts, witches, and werewolves, but the jokes are sweet and gently funny. "What do old spirits do when they retire? They move to a ghost town." "Why do skeletons make great stand-up comedians? Because they've got real funny bones." Goofy color cartoons on every page portray adorable, innocent-looking monsters, vampires, bats, etc. Children will love this book.<i>Cynde Suite, Bartow County Library System, Adairsville, GA</i> <br />Copyright  Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
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  # THE BLOB THAT  
  
  
  ATE EVERYONE
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Goosebumps - 55
  
  
  ## R.L. Stine
  
  
  ## (An Undead Scan v1.5)
  
  
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  ### 1
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  “I used to believe in monsters,” Alex said. She pushed her glasses up on her
  
  
  nose. Her nose twitched. With her pink face and round cheeks, she looked like
  a
  
  
  tall, blonde bunny rabbit.
  
  
  “When I was little, I thought that a monster lived in my sock drawer,” Alex
  
  
  told me. “You won’t believe this, Zackie. But I never opened that drawer. I
  used
  
  
  to wear my sneakers without socks. Sometimes I tried to go barefoot to
  
  
  kindergarten. I was too scared to open that drawer. I knew the sock monster
  
  
  would bite my hand off!”
  
  
  She laughed. Alex has the strangest laugh. It sounds more like a whistle than
  
  
  a laugh. _“Wheeeeeeh! Wheeeeeh!”_
  
  
  She shook her head, and her blonde ponytail shook with her. “Now that I’m
  
  
  twelve, I’m a lot smarter,” she said. “Now I know that there is no such thing
  as
  
  
  monsters.”
  
  
  That’s what Alex said to me _two seconds_ before we we