title: Why Kitty Hates Epic Adventures: A Haiku Tale
author: Bobby Bergner
description: kitty, poo, humor, children's, art, weird, animals, outsider art, poop, cat, epic, haiku, Bobby Bergner
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  [Title Page](title-page.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [Copyright](copyright.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [Dedication](dedication.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [Table of Contents](table-of-contents.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [1\. Crossing Over to the Other Side](chapter-001.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [2\. Magical Land of Commerce](chapter-002.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [3\. Eating Alone at a Table for Four](chapter-003.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [4\. Nightly Habits](chapter-004.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [5\. Hotel Misery](chapter-005.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [6\. Coming to Blows](chapter-006.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [7\. Road Trip](chapter-007.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [8\. Stina’s New Pet](chapter-008.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [9\. Foss’s New Personality](chapter-009.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [10\. Crazy Town](chapter-010.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [11\. Flight, Not Fight](chapter-011.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [12\. Stealing Moments and Cars](chapter-012.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [13\. The Circus](chapter-013.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [14\. Bits of Normal](chapter-014.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
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  [15\. First Date](chapter-015.xhtml)