title: Weddiculous: An Unfiltered Guide to Being a Bride
author:  Jamie Lee 
description: &#8220;I wish I had this book when I got married because it&#8217;s not one of THOSE bridal books. I mean it&#8217;s A bridal book but not one of THOSE bridal books. You know what I mean?&#8221; (Rachel Bloom, Golden Globe-awarded actress, star of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend")<br /><br />&#8220;Single? Read this book. Engaged? Read this book. Your wedding&#8217;s next week? Read this book. Getting married in an hour? Read half of this book.&#8221; (James Cordon, host of The Late Late Show)<br /><br />&#8220;I guarantee you that Weddiculous is the funniest, most honest book about wedding planning anyone has ever written. I devoured this book even though no one wants to marry me!&#8221; (Nikki Glaser, stand-up comedian, podcast host, and star of the television series Not Safe with Nikki Glaser)<br /><br />&#8220;A helpful guide for soon-to-be brides&#8230;practical and hilarious.&#8221; (Splitsider)<br /><br />&#8220;The book is less must-do, more do-what-you-want, with advice about skipping the stress of color schemes and facing the fact that your big day will not be the best day ever&#8212;probably...a helpful hand-up that reads like it&#8217;s been written by your funniest friend.&#8221; (The Phoenix New Times)<br /><br />&#8220;Every bride should read comedian Jamie Lee&#8217;s uproarious and relatable wedding guide, <b>WEDDICULOUS</b>. Filled with practical advice about wedding planning and plenty of personal wit and humor, this unconventional handbook will put the big day in perspective for even the most stressed out bride.&#8221; (Bustle)
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  The
  
  
  Bastard’s
  
  
  Bride
  
  
    
  
  
  By E.L Beth
  
  
  ## Chapter 1
  
  
    
  
  
  ### Gemma stared at her and
  
  
  her brother in absolute shock. “You will be his bride and that is
  
  
  all there is to it.” Her uncle was a heartless man.
  
  
    
  
  
  ### “You cannot force me to
  
  
  marry him… I don’t know him, I know nothing about his culture…” She
  
  
  looked at her brother pleading with him.
  
  
    
  
  
  ### “You will get to know
  
  
  him, and you will be his wife. And you will do it without any
  
  
  dramas. He is the key to our success. Do you understand that?” He
  
  
  uncle was relentless.
  
  
    
  
  
  “Why? Why must
  
  
  I marry him?”  
    
  
  
  ### “Gemma, once the deal is done I
  
  
  will get you back.” Her brother said now. “I will never leave you
  
  
  there for long. Let the deal go through and I’ll get you back
  
  
  home.”
  
  
    
  
  
  ### “But why must I wed him?” She
  
  
  was finding this hard to swallow.
  
  
    
  
  
  ### “It’s a promise that we will
  
  
  deliver our part of the deal. You marry him and we will 