title: You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up (The Real World of Emergency Medical Services) (Volume 1)
author: Craig G Danforth
description: Craig Danforth is the father of two wonderful children, Cassie and Caleb, as well, a grandfather to his amazing little angel, Aubrey. Husband of twenty-two years to his beautiful wife Julie, and with over twenty years of EMS experience, Craig has seen some of the most bizarre, sad and unbelievable aspects of emergency medical calls. Not even the wildest of imaginations could bring to life this unique, yet gratifying profession. Craig has decided to share some of these calls based on first-hand account, with the hope of educating as much as entertaining you with these incredible true stories in the field of Emergency Medicine.
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  # Table Of Contents
  
  
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  [Aphra Behn](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_002.html#filepos2536)  
  
  
  [ACT the First. ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_003.html#filepos3624)
  
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  [SCENE I. ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_003.html#filepos3696)  
  
  
  [ACT II. ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_004.html#filepos45137)
  
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  [SCENE I. ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_004.html#filepos45202)  
  
  
  [ACT III. ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_005.html#filepos94970)
  
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  [SCENE I. ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_005.html#filepos95036)  
  [SCENE II. ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_005.html#filepos101573)  
  [SCENE III ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_split_005.html#filepos107601)  
  
  
  [ACT IV ](Sir%20Patient%20Fancy_spl