title: More Stupid Jokes for Kids
author: Michael Kilgarriff
description: eats spinach?&lt;br&gt;Popeye the tailorman.&lt;br&gt;Which dogs lie in the road when it's been raining?&lt;br&gt;Poodles!&lt;br&gt;What do you call a man who leaves everything to his friends?&lt;br&gt;Will.&lt;br&gt;And hundreds more!
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  Good Old Secret Seven
  
    
    
  
  A meeting is called
  
    
    
  
  One morning after school, Peter went to find his sister Janet. 'Hey, Janet!'
  he said. 'I'm calling a Secret Seven meeting for tomorrow morning. Jack's
  uncle has given him a lovely present, and he wants all the Seven to share it.'
  
    
  
  'What is it?' asked Janet. 'A game of some sort?'
  
    
  
  'No. You'll have to wait and see,' said Peter. 'It's Jack's surprise, not
  mine. Will you write out a few notes and tell the others to come — 10 o'clock
  sharp. Thank goodness it's Saturday tomorrow.'
  
    
  
  'Wuff,' said Scamper the spaniel. He loved Saturdays too. He knew he would
  have Peter and Janet all day long then. 'Yes, you shall come to the meeting as
  well,' said Janet, patting his soft golden coat. 'But do you know the
  password, Scamper?'
  
    
  
  'Wuff-wuff!' said Scamper at once, and the children laughed.
  
    
  
  'Quite right — the password is "wuff-wuff",' said Peter. 'What a good memory
  you have, Scamper!' Scamper wagged his tail, a