title: How to Be a Kickass Goddess: Twelve Steps to Owning Your Life
author:  Teri Barnett 
description: Teri Barnett is an award winning artist, designer, writer, Sacred Shamanic Priestess Journey Facilitator, Reiki Master Teacher, and Hatha Yoga and Let Your Yoga Dance instructor. She is available for workshops, consultations, or simply a cup of coffee and conversation. You can find her, along with her schedule, other publications and artwork, online at www.teribarnett.com.
zlib_text: **Table of Contents**
  
  One Hella Lucky Goddess (The Midlife Goddess)
  
  One Hella Lucky Goddess
  
  In Which We Have Another Recap Masquerading as a Prologue
  
  Chapter One
  
  Chapter Two
  
  Chapter Three
  
  Chapter Four
  
  Chapter Five
  
  Chapter Six
  
  Chapter Seven
  
  Chapter Eight
  
  Chapter Nine
  
  Chapter Ten
  
  Chapter Eleven
  
  Author's Note
  
  Mr. Hell, Meet Ms. Haunted
  
  Olympus Bewitched
  
   **Welcome to another day in the life of a not-so-young and oh-so-stressed
  goddess.**
  
  Just when I thought I could go on a honeymoon with the ever gorgeous Lord of
  the Underworld, I find out I'm being sued by his ex-wife, _aka_ the world's
  pettiest woman.
  
  Pettiest, you hear?
  
  Not prettiest.
  
  And no, I'm not being petty myself.
  
  Imagine being sued just because someone thinks you're not goddess material.
  
  Petty, right?
  
  But because Persephone has taken her case all the way to the Olympian High
  Court, I now have only under twenty-four hours to find myself a divine
  dominion to claim and rule...or risk losing my title as LOTU