title: Fangs a Lot: Final Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire
author:  Tim Collins 
description: Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.
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  # I Wanna Suck Your…
  
  
  ## An Almost Human Vampire Romance
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Gemma Cates
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  # Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [About I Wanna Suck
  Your](part0002.html#1T140-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 1](part0003.html#2RHM0-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 2](part0004.html#3Q280-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 3](part0005.html#4OIQ0-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 4](part0006.html#5N3C0-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 5](part0007.html#6LJU0-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 6](part0008.html#7K4G0-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 7](part0009.html#8IL20-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 8](part0010.html#9H5K0-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 9](part0011.html#AFM60-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 10](part0012.html#BE6O0-6e4a48f14e2a4c9ba80dc2b3d45baa37)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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