title: The Shameless Liar's Guide
author:  Duke Christoffersen 
description: ?Youre going to lie anyway, might as well get good at it!<br />?Lets face it, youre going to lie. Now, for the first time, theres a book to help you get good at it. (If youre saying youre going to stop lying, then youre just lying to yourself.)<br /> <br />This hilarious manual takes you through all the steps:<br />?H The five laws of lying well (Law #1, Dont feel bad about lying, feel bad about the bad things you do that you have to lie about) <br />--How to prepare your conscience in advance <br />--The ABCDEs of lying <br />--The importance of knowing when to lie (even more important than knowing how to lie) <br />--How to know when someone is lying to you<br />and much more...?
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  # An Unpardonable Liar
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ### Gilbert Parker
  
  
  This page formatted 2005 Munsey's.
  
  
  http://www.munseys.com
  
  CHAPTER I. AN ECHO.
  
  
  CHAPTER II. THE MEETING.
  
  
  CHAPTER III. NO OTHER WAY.
  
  
  
  
  
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  E-text prepared by Robert Cicconetti, Melissa Er-Raqabi, and the
  
  
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  AN UNPARDONABLE LIAR
  
  
  by
  
  
  GILBERT PARKER
  
  
  Author of _Seats of the Mighty_ , _The Battle of the Strong_ , etc.
  
  
  Chicago Charles H. Sergel Company
  
  
  1900
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ### CHAPTER I. AN ECHO.
  
  
  
  
  
    
  “O de worl am roun an de worl am wide—
  
  
    
  O Lord, remember your chillun in de mornin!
  
  
    
  It's a mighty long way up de mountain side,
  
  
    
  An day aint no place whar de sinners kin hide,
  
  
    
  When de Lord comes in de mornin.”
  
  
    
  With a plaintive quirk of the voice the singer paused, gayly flicked
  
  