title: Prison Break: Vanquish the Victim, Own Your Obstacles, and Lead Your Life
author:  Jason Goldberg 
description: What does an award-winning entrepreneur, a TEDx speaker, a baconatarian <i>(that's a vegetarian who still eats bacon)</i>, a former rapper <i>(who opened for the Wu-Tang Clan --YES, really!)</i>, and previously 332-pound man <i>(who has since lost over 130 pounds despite his affinity for bacon)</i> have in common?
zlib_text: STRANDED WITH THE PSYCHO
  by
  ANNABELLE WINTERS
  
  1
  SLAY
  “That’s Slay. He’s a psycho.”
  “Aren’t they all?”
  “Not like him.” Johnson, self-proclaimed Head of the Prison Guards and sadist motherfucker who’s
  killed more inmates than some of the murderers in here, slams his nightstick against the white-pained
  iron bars of my cage. I don’t even open my eyes. My breathing stays so steady my chest barely moves.
  “Slay’s the only one in X Block who gets his own cell on account of his nasty habit of killing his
  roommates.”
  My dry lips twist into a smile, and I lick them with my python of a tongue. I don’t eat my victims,
  but the rumors about my methods have me doing all kinds of sick shit. I welcome the rumors—the
  worse the better. The more they fear me, the more powerful I become.
  “Didn’t kill that last guy.” My eyes stay closed, my voice deep and lazy in a way I know will get
  Johnson’s little curlies all prickly. He’s an asshole, and if I were already on Death Row, I’d have
  broken his neck and worn