title: How to Be a Zombie: The Essential Guide for Anyone Who Craves Brains
author:  Serena Valentino 
description: Using the tone of a self-help manual, this impressively designed book offers a guide to getting the most out of the zombie lifestylewhether youre an undead yourself or just a fan. As the introduction points out, Zombification is just the first step in a superfun and exciting adventure. Indeed! The chapter headings say it all: Roam Alone or in Packs? Put Your Best (Most Horrific) Face Forward. Dcor for the Decaying. Lend Me a Hand: Fun with Prosthetics. Broken down in easy-to-digest chunks, the tips leave no gravestone unturned, though some of the jokes are groaners (moaners?): for example, to battle rigor mortis, consider taking up yoga. More impressive, actually, is the books nonfiction component, which offers up well-researched lists of movies, books, music, comics, board games, video games, and events for zombie fanatics. Theres also makeup tips (use pieces of rice for maggots) and evensteel yourselfrecipes. The grungy and bloody layout, which incorporates movie stills but is mostly original photography and digital collage, gives a first-rate sheen to an overall to-die-for package. Grades 7-10. --Daniel Kraus
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  Kiss Me, I'm Undead
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Tasha L. Driver
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Published by Wolf's Crossing Press, 2019.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are
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  KISS ME, I'M UNDEAD
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  **First edition. October 28, 2019.**
  
  
  Copyright © 2019 Tasha L. Driver.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Written by Tasha L. Driver.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  # Table of Contents
  
  
  [Title Page](part0000.html#0-c30fa6f9af424dcb985f28f071439f3e)
  
  
  [Copyright Page](part0001.html#UGI0-c30fa6f9af424dcb985f28f071439f3e)
  
  
  [Dedication](part0003.html#2RHM0-c30fa6f9af424dcb985f28f071439f3e)
  
  
  [Smart Girls Take the Long Way
  Home.](part0004_split_000.html#3Q280-c30fa6f9af424dcb985f28f071439f3e)
  
  
  [Amnesia and Hunger Don't
  Mix.](part0005_split_000.html#4OIQ0-c30fa6f9af424dcb985f28f071439f3e)
  
  
  [Psycho Circadian
  Rhythm](part0006_split_000.html#5N3C0-c30fa6f9af424dcb985f28f071439f3e)
  
  
  [Meet My Hot New Shithead
  Neighbo