title: An Idiot Girl's Christmas: True Tales from the Top of the Naughty List
author:  Laurie Notaro 
description: Like her other titles, Laurie Notaro's <i>An Idiot Girl's Christmas</i> is a bon bon of a book--one that is so honestly observed that, if you are at work, you will find yourself sneaking in time to read it at your desk in the middle of the day, snorting with laughter. There are few writers who can nail the particular humiliation of, say, buying a box of tampons in a crowded store while a small cadre of punks makes unfortunate jokes behind you. Or who can let loose the funny fury of wrong-headed Christmas gifts, such as her mother's peculiar affinity for food-scented candles:
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  ## The Naughty List
  
  
  ## The Night Before Christmas
  
  
  ## Yule Be Mine
  
  
  
  
  
  ## DONNA KAUFFMAN  
  CYNTHIA EDEN  
  SUSAN FOX
  
  
  ## Lori Foster
  
  
  
  
  
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  ## Table of Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  [The Naughty List](naughtylistthe_tp01.html#tp01)
  
  
  
  
  
  [The Night Before Christmas](nightbeforechristmasthe_tp02.html#tp02)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Yule Be Mine](yulebemine_tp03.html#tp03)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## The Naughty List
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## The Naughty List
  
  
  ## DONNA KAUFFMAN  
  CYNTHIA EDEN  
  SUSAN FOX
  
  
  ![image](Images/logo.jpg)
  
  
  KENSINGTON PUBLISHING CORP.  
  [www.kensingtonbooks.com](http://www.kensingtonbooks.com)
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  [NAUGHTY BUT NICE  
  by Donna Kauffman](naughtylistthe_pt01.html#ph01)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 1](naughtylistthe_ch01.html#ch01)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 2](naughtylistthe_ch02.html#ch02)
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 3](naughtylist