title: What if a Fork was a Spoon
author:  Jennifer R. Christopher 
description: I am a thirty two year old Mom from New Jersey. Since a child I loved to write. As we all know there are many children's books today and an author must strive to be different from the rest. Unbelievably so, my five year old son became the inventor of this idea. In order to keep his mind active and give him a challenge now and again I set out to ask him "What if" questions. It started very simple but then became a remarkable game between us. From there I have written "What if a Fork was a spoon".
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  ZERO FORKS
  
  
  An Opposites Attract Rom Com
  
  
    
  
  
  CAT JOHNSON
  
  
  _New York Times_ & _USA Today_ Bestselling Author
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  BOONE
  
  
  I know a BS excuse when I hear one. And my new boss has thrown half a dozen at
  me about why we can't be together. I only have one thing to say to all of
  that. The number of f—uh—forks I give about what other people think about us
  is zero. A big fat goose egg.
  
  
  See! I've even learned to watch my language around her and the kid. I'm that
  serious about proving to this woman she needs to give me—give us—a chance.
  That it doesn't matter if she is a little older than me, or that I work for
  her, or that the Mudville gossip mill will definitely choose us as the topic
  du jour.
  
  
  All that matters is that I can prove to her that life, especially life in a
  small town, is so much better when you don't give a f—um, I mean—fork.
  
  
  Darn it, that swear jar is going to bankrupt me.
  
  
  SARAH
  
  
  I’ve sworn off men. It took me thirty-nine years and two huge 