title: The Married Kama Sutra: The World's Least Erotic Sex Manual
author:  Simon Rich 
description: <br />"A hilarious look at conjugal bliss amidst life with the kids, the dishwasher, and other post-nuptial trappings." -- <i>The San Antonio Express-News</i><br /><br /><br /><br />"Simon Rich and Farley Katz capture several vignettes in this perfect-as-a-stocking-stuffer gift for your favorite couple." --- <em>The New York Times</em><br /><br />"The long married...may find more satisfaction in this not-so-sexy but quite hilarious volume." - <i>More</i><br /><br />"We could go on and on about the stratospherically accomplished, Brooklyn-based funnymen behind a new, illustrated ode to modern love, <i>The Married Kama Sutra</i> (Little, Brown). It's a too-true-to-life parody of sex after marriage, with witty depictions of the behaviors couples fall into that render the phrase 'long-term romance' oxymoronic." -- Elyse Moody, <em>Elle</em><br /><br />Praise for WHAT IN GOD'S NAME:<br /><br />"Divinely funny."<b>Elissa Schapell</b>, <b><i><i>Vanity Fair</i></i></b>
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  # Broken by Desire
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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