title: Beautiful Surprise: Gay Romance Erotica
author:  Dick Parker 
description: Dick Parker is an outdoorsman and has lived in the mid-west all of his life. His favorite activities are fishing, hunting and sex with other guys. He found out at a young age that he was gay and has had many outdoor adventures with friends that turned into more than just a fishing trip.<br /> <br /> He began writing outdoor stories for sporting magazines and then delved into erotic stories. A lot of the situations in the stories are from personal experiences. He writes full time and is always willing to do research for a new story idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Feel free to keep in touch with him at<b>dick_parker@awesomeauthors.org</b>
zlib_text: Fondled and Gobbled:
  Going Back for Seconds
  Sasha Devlin, Cristal Ryder, A.M. Griffin, Amy Ruttan
   
  The virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way romance novels told
  her it would. A busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of
  male strippers. A not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life-mate, and the
  Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. A cursed, mute shapeshifter who needs to pop his
  cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate…
  If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine—this isn’t it! This
  series of spoofs, parodies and just-for-fun take-offs is for every longtime, hard-core romance readers
  able to laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our
  beloved favorite genre.
   
  You can read even more erotic spoofs and goofs in Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do
  It.
  An Exotika ® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave
  