title: The Penis Book: An Owner's Manual
author: Margaret Gore
description: You would think that the mythology of male sexuality is a thing of the past, that most men know that from time to time their penises won't achieve or sustain erections, and that guys have just as much right as women to occasionally not be in the mood. But images of hyperdrive masculinity still exist in popular culture, and as long as guys take them to heart, they'll continue to freak out over the smallest malfunctions. Thus, <i>The Penis Book</i> is a comfort object, a small and easily concealable guide to how the penis works and why it occasionally doesn't, how men can effectively prevent impregnating their partners, and how to deal with the real problems that occur, including STDs.
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  JACK HAMMER
  
  
  Copyright © 2015 by Tabatha Vargo
  
  
  All Rights Reserved. Printed in the United States of America.
  
  
  No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever
  without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in
  critical articles and reviews.
  
  
  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events or real
  people are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, and incidents are
  products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or
  persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
  
  
  JACK HAMMER/Tabatha Vargo/Melissa Andrea
  
  
  Cover Art by Romantic Book Affairs
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  PROLOGUE
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  HIS PENIS WAS IN MY FACE.
  
  
  I say penis loosely because even though I wasn’t the type of girl to use the
  word, it was more of a cock than a penis.
  
  
  Let me explain the difference.
  
  
  A penis is a male reproductive organ—one used f