title: Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
author:  Adam Rex 
description: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=1000522331"><strong>Amazon   Best Books of the Month, July 2010</strong></a>: Both fans and foes of the ever-expanding genre of vampire novels will get sucked into this hysterical send-up of those angst-filled, vampire-meets-girl high school dramas. Doug "Meatball" Lee is no Edward, he's just a 15-year-old dork trying to land a date with a real live girl, any girl. But when you're a weight-challenged, newbie vampire, finding a Bella to call your very own presents some real challenges. The multi-talented author Adam Rex uses offbeat humor and outrageous scenarios to position this underdog for paranormal greatness.  <em> --Lauren Nemroff</em> <br /><br />
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  Oberon is a vampire living in the frozen Tundra with a pack of wolves that
  have treated him better than anyone ever before in his life, including his own
  family, but the move has been causing chaos, not only with his feedings and
  his sleep, but with his desires. Living with a pack of wolves who embrace
  their dominant and submissive sides is hard on a man who, deep down, craves
  submission, but is always forced to be the one on top.
  
  
  While Oberon tries to deal with a dark past filled with torture, pain, and
  rejection, he has a hard time ignoring his dark desires when the sexy beta,
  Legion, is near. Legion does things to him that make Oberon feel ashamed, but
  the man pushes every button for him, causing Oberon to have to fight his
  cravings even harder.
  
  
  Legion knows there is another out there for him and his boys, Taavi and Sauli,
  and he promises to do everything in his power to find him. When he meets the
  large, sexy vampire, something about Oberon calls to Legi