title: Christmas Trees and Monkeys: Collected Horror Stories, Volume 1
author:  Daniel G. Keohane 
description: This is an old edition only being sold by third parties. The most up-to-date edition can be found under the same title, under my author name G. Daniel Gunn!
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  # A Boyfriend for Christmas
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Jay Northcote
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ![Jaybird Press](../images/00003.jpeg)
  
  
  ![Jaybird Press](../images/00002.jpeg)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ### Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Blurb](part0003.html#2RHM0-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 1](part0004.html#3Q280-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 2](part0005.html#4OIQ0-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 3](part0006.html#5N3C0-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 4](part0007.html#6LJU0-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 5](part0008.html#7K4G0-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 6](part0009.html#8IL20-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 7](part0010.html#9H5K0-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 8](part0011.html#AFM60-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 9](part0012.html#BE6O0-8bc5bca94e304be1894e103930b61cf0)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 10](part0013.