title: The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook: A Guide to Surviving Zombies . . . Probably
author:  Matthew Collins 
description: Matthew and Geoffrey Collins are originally from the zombie-free state of Missouri. Matthew lives in a well-armed bunker in St. Louis, Missouri, where he develops software in order to pay for ammo and tequila. Geoffrey works undercover as a salesman. This is their first book.
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  Demon Butchers Zombie Horde
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  by Dawn Harshaw
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  Copyright © 2012  
  All rights reserved.
  
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  Demon Butchers Zombie Horde
  
  Don't put off being who you want to be, not another second!
  
  Due to a sense of finality and the inability of most to see beyond it, death
  is the object of much fear. However, losing sight of yourself is worse than
  death, and there are oh-so-many ways to do it.
  
  \- Dreamer's Handbook
  
  With a single powerful strike, Jor tore the fence apart and smashed the head
  off the unfortunate zombie who happened to be standing on the other side of
  it.
  
  The fence barely slowed Jor strike - its purpose was obviously not to keep
  intruders out, but to keep the zombies from wandering away. The zombie's head
  wasn't simply 