title: The Secret Of A Bounce: A Formula For Recovery When You Fall
author: Douglas C. Klinedinst
description: A minister for over 25 years, Rev. Klinedinst actively travels worldwide encouraging and mentoring in conferences, crusades, and seminars. He is married and has two sons. Currently, Rev. Klinedinst is traveling weekly as an evangelist.
zlib_text: **A MILLION YEARS AND COUNTING** by RAJNAR VAJRA
  
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  _Illustrated by John Allemand_
  
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  The tendency to forget why you came into a room may increase with age, but few
  have experienced it quite like this!
  
  I was walking across Lincoln Center’s Josie Robertson Plaza the first time my
  head fell off.
  
  Something inside my neck clicked, my body froze in place, the world and sky
  circled each other, and my cranium clanged against hard tiles. Twice. The
  second due to a minor bounce.
  
  Strange.
  
  If my head were as spherical as it had been when I’d been found, and no one
  was thoughtful enough to put out a blocking foot, it might’ve rolled all the
  way to 9th Avenue—surely a world record of some kind. Instead, my extruded
  nose, chin, ears, and imitation cheekbones insured a wobbling course, which
  made it tricky to calculate where my head would come to rest.
  
  The resulting estimate was worrisome. My need had summoned protocols for
  handling such a cris