title: How to Look After Your Human: A Dog's Guide
author: Maggie Mayhem
description: Maggie Mayhem lives in the English countryside with her brother and two humans. She has been training humans since puppyhood. When she's not dispensing valuable life advice to her thousands of adoring fans on Twitter, Maggie likes to pick fights and chase things. How to Look After Your Human is her first book.Kim Sears lives in Surrey with her husband and two dogs. When she's not working on a painting or chasing a tearaway terrier through the woods, she enjoys Classic FM, chocolate cookies, and copious amounts of Jilly Cooper. How To Look After Your Human is the first book a dog has ever asked her to type up.Helen Hancocks is a cat person. Her best-selling debut Penguin in Peril was about cats, despite the title; her subsequent two picture books WILLIAM AND THE MISSING MASTERPIECE and WILLIAM HEADS TO HOLLYWOOD are also about cats. This is her first book not about cats - any cats found in the pages of How To Look After Your Human were certainly not hidden there by her.
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  Aisling Grey
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Book 4
  
  
  ### Holy Smokes
  
  
  by
  
  
  Katie MacAlister
  
  
  Copyright Š Marthe Arends, 2007 All rights reserved
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## 1
  
  
  Im gettin married in the morning! Ding-dong, the bells are gonna
  riiiiiiiing!
  
  
  Will you stop that! I whapped Jim on its furry black shoulder, sending a
  quick glance across the small room to make sure no one had heard my demon in
  doggy form singing. So help me god, Jim, if you let anyone catch you
  talking
  
  
  What was that, dear? Paula, my stepmother, turned from where she was
  chatting to the others. Where can he be? Did you need something? Oh, Aisling,
  no, sweetheart, a bride doesnt sit on her wedding day. Lean against the wall
  if youre tired. Does your dog need to go out to do its business? David, can
  you take the dog out? Although why you insist on having a dog as part of the
  ceremony
  
  
  dog hair is impossible to clean up, everyone knows that. Oh, where can he be?
  Its half-past already!
  
  
  My stepfather, the per