title: When God Writes Your Love Story (Expanded Edition): The Ultimate Guide to Guy/Girl Relationships
author:  Eric Ludy 
description: <b>Eric Ludy</b><br /><br />As full-time speakers, writers, and musicians, Eric and Leslie Ludy challenge and encourage young adults and singles around the world to pursue holiness in every aspect of their lives. The Ludys live in Windsor, Colorado.<br /><br /><b>Leslie Ludy</b><br /><br />As full-time speakers, writers, and musicians, Eric and Leslie Ludy challenge and encourage young adults and singles around the world to pursue holiness in every aspect of their lives. The Ludys live in Windsor, Colorado.
zlib_text: # The Girlfriend’s Guide to Gods
  
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  Gods won’t save you. Gods will break you. Nevertheless, you will persist, and
  become anew.
  
  
  
  
  
  This is the first myth: that your boyfriend from when you were fifteen will
  come and get you out of hell. He might come, but he won’t get you. You will
  never have an interesting conversation with him, though his haircut will
  suggest that he should be interesting. He’ll buy you a book of poetry called
  _Love is a Dog from Hell,_ and this will convince you temporarily that he
  understands your transgressive nature. Later, you’ll parse that title. You’ll
  wait for him to become what he is destined to become, which means you’ll sit
  around for a year on couches in basements, watching his band get stoned. He
  will know two chords, then three. He will know nothing about laundry, nor
  birth control. All his songs will be abou