title: Days of Derangement: Sidesplitting Stories from a Loopy Life
author:  Jackie Papandrew 
description: Award-winning writer Jackie Papandrew is the author of several best-selling humor books, including Days of Derangement and The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some. Her humor writing has been featured inthe Chicken Soup for the Soul series, as well as in newspapers such as The Cleveland Plain Dealer, The Oklahoman and The Tampa Tribune. She was a nationally syndicated humor columnist for several years. Visit JackiePapandrew.com for more information.
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  Copyright © 2018 by Krista Street
  
  All rights reserved.
  
  ISBN-13: 978-1-946884-17-6
  
  All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, scanned,
  transmitted or distributed in any printed or electronic form, or stored in a
  database or retrieval system for any commercial or non-commercial use, without
  the author’s written permission.
  
  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and plot are either
  products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to
  any person, living or dead, or any places, business establishments, events or
  occurrences, are purely coincidental.
  
  Cover art by Deranged Doctor Design.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  > TABLE OF CONTENTS
  
  TABLE OF CONTENTS
  
  [PREFACE](index_split_003.html#filepos3610)
  
  [CHAPTER ONE](index_split_004.html#filepos4940)
  
  [CHAPTER TWO](index_split_005.html#filepos17605)
  
  [CHAPTER THREE](index_split_006.html#filepos32998)
  
  [CHAPTER FOUR](index_split_007.html#file