title: The Alien in My E-Mail and Other Stories
author:  Wolfgang Niesielski 
description: Wolfgang Niesielski has illustrated books and produced cartoons for the San Jose Mercury News. He was a humor columnist for the Contra Costa Times; he is also the author of Touched by Choi and A Parallel Universe. He lives in the San Francisco Bay
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  The Alien in my Kitchen ISBN # 978-0-85715-954-0 © Copyright Jan Irving 2012
  Cover Art by Posh Gosh © Copyright April 2012 Edited by Laura Hulley  
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  This is a work of fiction. All characters, places and events are from the
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