title: You're Not the Only One Who's Anatomically Correct 'Round These Parts: Tales of Phallocentrism (NOT FOR KIDS - Fairy Tales for Misanthropes) (Volume 1)
author:  James L. Manchester 
description: James L. Manchester resides in frigid New England, though he dreams of giving it all up for drizzly London. Mr. Manchester's academic background is in psychology and philosophy, and he therefore lacks a real job. James is far too young to be this cynical, yet far too old to still be playing with stuffed animals.
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  ## Table of Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  * [The Boy Who Was Mistaken for a Fairy King](TheBoyWhoWas_epub_split_001.html#calibre_toc_2)
  
  
  * [About the Author](TheBoyWhoWas_epub_split_002.html#calibre_toc_3)
  
  
  * [About the Publisher](TheBoyWhoWas_epub_split_003.html#calibre_toc_4)
  
  
  * [Other Titles from Annorlunda Books](TheBoyWhoWas_epub_split_004.html#calibre_toc_5)
  
  
  * [Copyright](TheBoyWhoWas_epub_split_005.html#calibre_toc_6)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  The Boy Who Was Mistaken for a Fairy King
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  The Boy Who Was Mistaken for a Fairy King
  
  
  
  
  
  The day the King boy was born, crocuses popped from the wintry ground (it was
  late December in New York’s Catskills) and spread their purple petals wide.
  People remarked upon it, but no one—not even the nurse who snugged the tiny
  blue hat over the newborn’s bald egg of a head and was the first to startle at
  the raised ridges along his cranium (like two arched brows of bone above where
  the babe’s hairline would eve