title: Silly Rhymes For Belligerent Children book
author: Trace Beaulieu
description: You certainly don't need to be a belligerent child to appreciate these silly rhymes by Mystery Science Theater 3000's and Cinematic Titanic's Trace Beaulieu - but you may learn a thing or two about handling infected pets or living dangerously through sledding. While the subject matter may make you a bit queasy, you'll delight in the perfect storytelling encapsulated in each poem. Each selection is a dark and distasteful delight - a fascinating collection of raw honesty, cool understatement and looming tragedy, all brought to life by the whimsical illustrations by Len Peralta. Silly Rhymes for Belligerent Children isn't the book you'll keep on the bookcase for decades. It's the book you'll keep under your bed within easy reach so you can page through it long after you've committed all the poems to memory. [The book is softcover, perfect bound.]
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  # Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, November 10, 1920
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ### Various
  
  
  This page formatted 2007 Blackmask Online.
  
  
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  * [CHARIVARIA.](pung_split_2.html#1_0_2)
  
  
  * [BEFORE THE CENOTAPH.](pung_split_3.html#1_0_3)
  
  
  * [OUR INVINCIBLE NAVY.](pung_split_4.html#1_0_4)
  
  
  * [Commercial Candour.](pung_split_5.html#1_0_5)
  
  
  * [UNAUTHENTIC IMPRESSIONS.](pung_split_6.html#1_0_6)
  
  
  * [Our Patient Fishermen.](pung_split_7.html#1_0_7)
  
  
  * [NEW RHYMES FOR OLD CHILDREN.](pung_split_8.html#1_0_8)
  
  
  * [THE LIGHT FANTASTIC.](pung_split_9.html#1_0_9)
  
  
  * [MANNERS AND MODES.]](pung_split_10.html#1_0_10)
  
  
  * [GENF AND THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS.](pung_split_11.html#1_0_11)
  
  
  * [FOR THE CHILDREN.](pung_split_12.html#1_0_12)
  
  
  * [ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.](pung_split_13.html#1_0_13)
  
  
  * [THE MOTHER-IN-LAW MYSTERY.](pung_split_14.html#1_0_14)
  
  
  * [MY APOLOGIA.](pung_split_15.html#1_0_15)
  
  
  * [NOMEN, OMEN.](pung_split_16.html#