title: An Idiot Girl's Christmas: True Tales from the Top of the Naughty List
author:  Laurie Notaro 
description: Like her other titles, Laurie Notaro's <i>An Idiot Girl's Christmas</i> is a bon bon of a book--one that is so honestly observed that, if you are at work, you will find yourself sneaking in time to read it at your desk in the middle of the day, snorting with laughter. There are few writers who can nail the particular humiliation of, say, buying a box of tampons in a crowded store while a small cadre of punks makes unfortunate jokes behind you. Or who can let loose the funny fury of wrong-headed Christmas gifts, such as her mother's peculiar affinity for food-scented candles:
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  # We Wish You A Naughty Christmas
  
  
  ### A Christmas Collection
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Skye Warren
  
  
  ## Krista Lakes
  
  
  ## Penny Wylder
  
  
  ## Willow Winters
  
  
  ## LJ Shen
  
  
  ## M Never
  
  
  ## Jo Raven
  
  
  ## Frankie Love
  
  
  ## Jade West
  
  
  ## Caitlin Daire
  
  
  ## Ashleigh Zavarelli
  
  
  ## BB Hamel
  
  
  ## Bella Love-Wins
  
  
  ## Isabella Starling
  
  
  ## Amelia Wilde
  
  
  ## Wren Williams
  
  
  ## Charleigh Rose
  
  
  ## Annika Martin
  
  
  ## Melinda Minx
  
  
  ## Tessa Thorne
  
  
  ## Penelope Bloom
  
  
  ## Kara Hart
  
  
  ## Linnea May
  
  
  ## Kylie Walker
  
  
  ## Jay S Wilder
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ### Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Mafia Cinderella by Skye
  Warren](part0003_split_000.html#2RHM0-21be0edf72e447cfa6a8a5fd9811b324)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Mafia Cinderella](part0004.html#3Q280-21be0edf72e447cfa6a8a5fd9811b324)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Mistletoe Kisses by Krista
  Lakes](part0005_split_000.html#4OIQ0-21be0edf72e447cfa6a8a5fd9811b324)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 1](part0006.html#5N3C0-21be0edf72e447cfa6a8a5fd9811b324)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 2](part0007.html#6LJU0-21be0