title: How To Lose Your Ass and Regain Your Life: Reluctant Confessions of a Big-Butted Star
author:  Kirstie Alley 
description: The increasing girth of Kirstie Alley's rear end has figured prominently (pun intended) on many a tabloid cover in recent years. At the peak of her career ("Cheers"), of course, her butt was indeed at its smallest. It's no surprise that she therefore sums up her life philosophy this way: one's level of happiness tends to be inversely proportional to the size of one's posterior.
zlib_text: THREE FOR THE ROAD
  MEN OF THE VAULT #10
  
  ARIA GRACE
  
  1
  MATT
  “HEY, KRISTY,” I CALL OUT TO THE FRONT DESK RECEPTIONIST AS I WALK THROUGH THE FRONT DOORS
  of the rehabilitation clinic.
  “Hey, there.” She gives me a once over. “Is that what you’re wearing today?”
  I know she’s teasing, and I shouldn’t be surprised she’s calling me out for wearing the same
  clothes she saw me leave in yesterday. “Nah, I’ve got my scrubs in the bag.” I hold up my duffle,
  wishing I’d changed before leaving the bathhouse last night.
  I should have just gone to the Vault to get my fix like I’d originally planned, but I didn’t feel like
  making the trek from my apartment to the other side of the strip. So, I decided to just stay in and watch
  something on TV.
  But my raging hard-on had other ideas.
  It was midnight by the time I strayed out to my favorite men’s only club. Unfortunately, I regretted
  my decision as soon as I walked inside because there were only a few guys wandering around.
  So, my hard-on and I sat back on