title: Giggle Fit: Hilarious Halloween Jokes
author:  Alison Grambs 
description: Kindergarten-Grade 3Nothing is scary or horrible about this delightful collection. There are ghosts, witches, and werewolves, but the jokes are sweet and gently funny. "What do old spirits do when they retire? They move to a ghost town." "Why do skeletons make great stand-up comedians? Because they've got real funny bones." Goofy color cartoons on every page portray adorable, innocent-looking monsters, vampires, bats, etc. Children will love this book.<i>Cynde Suite, Bartow County Library System, Adairsville, GA</i> <br />Copyright  Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
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  # NIGHT OF THE  
  
  
  LIVING DUMMY
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Goosebumps - 07
  
  
  ## R.L. Stine
  
  
  ## (An Undead Scan v1.5)
  
  
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  ### 1
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  “Mmmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm!”
  
  
  Kris Powell struggled to get her twin sister’s attention.
  
  
  Lindy Powell glanced up from the book she was reading to see what the problem
  
  
  was. Instead of her sister’s pretty face, Lindy saw a round, pink bubble
  nearly
  
  
  the size of Kris’ head.
  
  
  “Nice one,” Lindy said without much enthusiasm. With a sudden move, she poked
  
  
  the bubble and popped it.
  
  
  “Hey!” Kris cried as the pink bubble gum exploded onto her cheeks and chin.
  
  
  Lindy laughed. “Gotcha.”
  
  
  Kris angrily grabbed Lindy’s paperback and slammed it shut. “Whoops—lost
  
  
  your place!” she exclaimed. She knew her sister hated to lose her place in a
  
  
  book.
  
  
  Lindy grabbed the book back with a scowl. Kris struggled to pull the pink gum
  
  
  off her face.
  
  
  “That was the biggest bubble I ever blew,” she said angrily. The gum wasn’t
  coming off her chin.
  
  
  “I’ve blown much bigger than t