title: Drive Like Hell: NASCAR's Best Quotes and Quips
author:  Eric Zweig 
description: More than 400 jabs, jibes, retorts and other remarks from Jeff Gordon, Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt and other NASCAR stars create a crisp, colorful cross-section of observations on jinxes, fans, family, money, stereotypes and other aspects of their fast-lane lives. (Neil Pond <i>American Profile</i> 2008-06-25)
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  ## Contents
  
  
  
  
  
    [1\. Good Morning! You’re Going to
  Die](../Text/0007.html#4OIQ0-cd5f11fd94804dd5bb5b22d16ad85d04)
  
  
  
  
  
    [2\. The Man with the Metal
  Bra](../Text/0009.html#5N3C0-cd5f11fd94804dd5bb5b22d16ad85d04)
  
  
  
  
  
    [3\. Don’t Accept Rides from Strange
  Relatives](../Text/0011.html#6LJU0-cd5f11fd94804dd5bb5b22d16ad85d04)
  
  
  
  
  
    [4\. Seriously, the Dude Cannot
  Drive](../Text/0013.html#7K4G0-cd5f11fd94804dd5bb5b22d16ad85d04)
  
  
  
  
  
    [5\. I’ve Always Wanted to Destroy a
  Bridge](../Text/0015.html#8IL20-cd5f11fd94804dd5bb5b22d16ad85d04)
  
  
  
  
  
    [6\. Make Way for Ducklings, or They Will Smack You Upside the
  Head](../Text/0017.html#9H5K0-cd5f11fd94804dd5bb5b22d16ad85d04)
  
  
  
  
  
    [7\. You Look Great Without a Nose,
  Really](../Text/0019.html#AFM60-cd5f11fd94804dd5bb5b22d16ad85d04)
  
  