title: Cute Kidbits: Funny Conversations Kids Share With Their Pediatrician
author: M.D., Jay Rabinowitz
description: Jay Rabinowitz is the Senior Pediatrician at Parker Pediatrics and Adolescents in Parker, CO. He is originally from Wilkes Barre, PA. He graduated college at the University of Pennsylvania, attended medical school at the University of Pittsburgh, and performed his residency at the University of Colorado. A Clinical Professor in Pediatrics at the University of Colorado Medical School, Dr. Rabinowitz served as the first President of the Medical Staff at Parker Adventist Hospital.
zlib_text: # The Ambulance
  
  
  ### Gordon Korman
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Rob Nevin looked from his friend to the
  
  
  Application form on the table between them and back to his friend
  
  
  again.
  
  
  “You’re kidding.”
  
  
  Dennis Leaver grinned broadly. “No. It’s
  
  
  a great idea.” From his pocket he produced a colourful brochure
  
  
  and placed it in front of Rob. “Here, look at this.”
  
  
  Rob frowned. “ _Juniortours: Fun,
  
  
  Education and Adventure wrapped up in an exciting trip your youngster
  
  
  will never forget_. Come on! You want us to be counsellors on
  
  
  this thing?”
  
  
  Dennis pointed to a picture of two stalwart
  
  
  counsellors standing behind six bright-eyed young boys, all of them
  
  
  framed by the Grand Canyon and an immaculately blue sky. “That’s
  
  
  us in a few weeks.”
  
  
  “But, Dennis, we’ll have kids to take
  
  
  care of. We don’t know anything about kids.”
  
  
  Dennis shrugged. “What’s to know? You
  
  
  just drive them around and make sure they don’t get themselves
  
  
  killed. That’s all there is to it. And we get an
  
  
  all-expense-paid t