title: Eclectic Madness: Second Edition
author: Janice Maud
description: Jamaican born Janice Maud is an established romance writer, and a member of the International Society of Poets. She has always had a passion for poetry. Her love for education and children drew her to write many of the poems in this book. Her passion for peace, charity, and equality for women is told in the pages of this book.
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  > **Contents**
  
  * * *
  
  > >  _Title Page_
  
  > >  _Contents_
  
  > >  _Copyright_
  
  > >  _Epigraph_
  
  > >  _Author’s Note_
  
  >  **Part One**
  
  > > Idiots
  
  > > If the Queen Had Balls
  
  > > The Space of a Step
  
  > > The Smart One or the Hot One
  
  > > Namast’ay in Bed
  
  > > Finding Wendell
  
  > > The Beginning of Knowing
  
  > > Rosie
  
  > > Snapshots of Ourselves
  
  > > The Future Is Also the Present
  
  > > Goodbye, Hollywood
  
  > > Welcome to Holland
  
  > > How Kids Deal with Grief
  
  > > Harold and Maude
  
  > > Hold the Mayo
  
  > > The Whole Package
  
  > > Without Memory or Desire
  
  >  **Part Two**
  
  > > Fridays at Four
  
  > > What We Dream Of
  
  > > The First Confession
  
  > > Therapy with a Condom On
  
  > > Jail
  
  > > Trader Joe’s
  
  > > Hello, Family
  
  > > The UPS Guy
  
  > > Embarrassing Public Encounters
  
  > > Wendell’s Mother
  
  > > Addicted
  
  > > The Rapist
  
  > > On the Clock
  
  >  **Part Three**
  
  > > My Wandering Uterus
  
  > > Emergency Session
  
  > > Karma
  
  > > Just Be
  
  > > Would You