title: Somewhere to Turn: stories
author:  Linda Courtland 
description: A collection of flashy fiction featuring telemarketing dolphins, voyeuristic cell phones, a potentially amorous GPS unit, and a blow-up doll with a troubled past. These 37 very short stories provide a quick fiction fix for today's busy reader.
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  TAKE IT OFF THE MENU
  
  CHRISTINA HOVLAND
  
  Contents
  Praise for Christina Hovland
  Chapter One
  Chapter Two
  Chapter Three
  Chapter Four
  Chapter Five
  Chapter Six
  Chapter Seven
  Chapter Eight
  Chapter Nine
  Chapter Ten
  Chapter Eleven
  Chapter Twelve
  Chapter Thirteen
  Chapter Fourteen
  Chapter Fifteen
  Chapter Sixteen
  Chapter Seventeen
  Chapter Eighteen
  Chapter Nineteen
  Chapter Twenty
  Chapter Twenty-One
  Chapter Twenty-Two
  Chapter Twenty-Three
  Chapter Twenty-Four
  Epilogue
  Acknowledgments
  Also by Christina Hovland
  About the Author
  Going Down on One Knee, Chapter One
  
  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the
  author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons,
  living or dead, is coincidental.
  Copyright 2019 by Christina Hovland. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce,
  distribute, or transmit in any form or by any means.
  For rights information, please contact:
  Prospect Agency
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