title: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
author:  Jenna Jameson 
description: With its wit (the book is dedicated to Onan), its victim narrative (multiple sexual assaults), its celebrity dish (Howard Stern is actually well endowed), and its frank, one-fisted prose style ("After three hours of sweaty, psychotic sex, she handed me a huge black strap-on"), the queen of porn's autobiography is destined to become a lowbrow classic. Jameson's career began at 16, when she fell for Jack, a tattoo artist. At a party, Jack's neo-Nazi uncle raped Jameson. Unable to face her father, a Las Vegas cop, she moved in with Jack. Within a year, she went from high school cheerleader to stripper to nude model to porn actress, with a stop along the way to become a crack addict. Jameson's life wasn't so much a downward spiral as a freefall into darkness. But, as the porn world would have it, the harder she fell, the more everyone wanted her, and she quickly became a top nude model and porn star, and the country's highest-paid feature dancer, all while leaving a path of carnage worthy of several rock bands. Beneath Jameson's monstrous diva exterior, however, was a girl who just wanted to become a loving mother and wife. After many failures, she finally succeeded, and her X-rated book ends on an uplifting family-values note. Jameson's life was a mess, and with its multiple formats (interview transcripts, movie scripts, advice sidebars, diary entries, cartoon strips), so is this book. But it's a remarkably appealing and honest mess, and should earn Jameson some of the mainstream acceptance she so clearly desires. Photos. <br />Copyright  Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
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  As I stared at my phone, I couldn't really believe what I was seeing. She'd
  replied back. I felt a rush of adrenaline flash across my body. It was stupid
  to get excited about such things. It was just a single line of text. Still, I
  couldn't stop staring at it.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  "Thanks, that's sweet of you."
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  What could I write back? What would be a good line? Why did I think this was
  anything other than a simple canned response to potential stalkers?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  How do you impress a pornstar through instant messaging?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Granted, she's just a girl in the end, a regular woman with feelings that can
  be hurt and who finds joy in the little things and just like every one of us,
  would like to find someone who cares.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  It's easy to forget that pornstars have feelings too. When you see them get
  reamed by a huge cock from behind while they're jerking off two other dicks
  and catching a cumshot on her face, they take on a sort of inhuman quality.