title: The Mammoth Book of Jokes : Over 6, 000 Shaggy Dog Stories, Limericks, Puns and Put-Downs for All Occasions
author: Geoff Tibballs
description: Containing over 6000 entries, arranged by topic and fully indexed by subject this book represents a great store of jokes, toasts, after dinner stories and quotations.
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  Contents
  
  > > The Power of Poets
  
  > > The Reader of This Poem
  
  > > Bad Jokes
  
  > > Apostrophe
  
  > > In Case of Fire
  
  > > Cautionary Tale
  
  > > The Colour Collector
  
  > > I’m a Grown Man Now
  
  > > The Perfect Present
  
  > > Sky in the Pie!
  
  > > Mrs Moon
  
  > > Snuggles
  
  > > Pillow Talk
  
  > > The Hair Fairy
  
  > > Wouldn’t It Be Funny If You Didn’t Have a Nose?
  
  > > Reward and Punishment
  
  > > Take a Bow, Cow
  
  > > Love a Duck
  
  > > Jellyfish Pie
  
  > > Stop, Thief!
  
  > > Pull the Other One
  
  > > Seagulls
  
  > > Aquarium
  
  > > Teapet
  
  > > The Tofu-Eating Tiger
  
  > > The Kleptomaniac
  
  > > The All-Purpose Children’s Poem
  
  > > Bookworms
  
  > > How to End a Poem
  
  > > Lost and Found
  
  > > The Feather Boa Constrictor
  
  > > Didgeridoo
  
  > > Fruit Bats
  
  > > The Brushbaby
  
  > > An Ass
  
  > > 5 Ways to Stop Grizzly Bears from Spoiling Your Picnic
  
  > > Ostrich
  
  > > Beware the Allivator
  
  > > A Domesticated Donkey
  
  > > The Snowman
  
  > > The Kitten’s First Spring
  
  > > A Meerk