title: Here's the Deal: Don't Touch Me
author:  Howie Mandel 
description: A frank and funny memoir.<br /><i>New York Post<br /></i><br /><br /><br /><i>From the Trade Paperback edition.</i>
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  Copyright © 2009 by Alevy Productions, Inc.
  
  
  All rights reserved.
  
  
  Published in the United States by Bantam Books,  
  an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group,  
  a division of Random House, Inc., New York.
  
  
  BANTAM BOOKS and the rooster colophon are registered trademarks of Random
  House, Inc.
  
  
  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
  
  
  Mandel, Howie.  
  Here’s the deal : don’t touch me / Howie Mandel with Josh Young.  
  p. cm.  
  eISBN: 978-0-553-90724-7  
  1\. Mandel, Howie. 2. Comedians—United States—Biography.  
  3\. Actors—United States—Biography. 4. Television personalities—  
  United States—Biography. 5. Obsessive-compulsive disorder—  
  Patients—United States—Biography. I. Young, Josh. II. Title.  
  PN2287.M265A3 2009  
  792\. 702′8092—dc22
  
  
  [B] 2009034572
  
  
  [www.bantamdell.com](http://www.bantamdell.com)
  
  
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  # CONTENTS
  
  
  [Cover](Mand_9780553907247_epub_cvi_r1.htm)
  
  
  [Title Page](