title: Lizz Free or Die: Essays
author:  Lizz Winstead 
description: &ldquo;Sharply witty and iconoclastic.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Elle&#160;<br><br></i>&ldquo;Searching and lively &hellip; and moving. &hellip; Ms. Winstead writes with a feel for the sound of words.&rdquo; &ndash; <i>The New York Times<br><br></i>&ldquo;Engaging&hellip;Winstead proves that she&rsquo;s got a writer&rsquo;s touch.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Minneapolis Star Tribune <br><br></i>&ldquo;Charming&hellip; with insight and understated humor.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Mother Jones<br><br></i>&ldquo;[An] indelible, hilarious, often poignant romp.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>American Way <br><br></i>&ldquo;Political satirist and stand-up comedian Winstead&hellip; [is] shrewdly observant, linguistically adept, bravely soul-baring, and caustically smart.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Booklist <br><br></i>&ldquo;Funny, thoughtful&hellip; recommended.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Library Journal <br><br></i>&ldquo;With this book, Lizz Winstead takes us on a hilarious, honest, moving and insightful journey. It is the journey of a funny, fearless woman as she finds her voice and shares it with the world.&rdquo;<br>&mdash;Arianna Huffington <br><br>&ldquo;Reading Lizz Winstead's hilarious collection of very personal essays somehow leaves you changed.&#160; You laugh, and yet there are nutrients in her words.&rdquo;<br>&mdash;Sarah Silverman<br><br>&ldquo;Lizz Winstead has written a fantastically readable collection. I really did laugh, and then, I really did cry. &#160;Most important, though, I found someone I can leave my dogs with, should I have to flee the country.&rdquo; <br>&ndash; Julie Klam<br><br>&quot;<i><i>Lizz Free or Die </i></i>is brilliantly funny&#160;and&#160;razor sharp. Lizz Winstead observes our times with candor, hope and a gimlet eye. She is a national treasure.&quot; <br>--Adriana&#160;Trigiani<br><br>&quot;Reading Winstead is like hanging out with Winstead: invigorating, infuriating,&#160;and hilarious.&quot;&#160;<br>-- Patton Oswalt
zlib_text: LIZZY
  
  KRYSTAL SHANNAN
  
  CONTENTS
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  Chapter 1
  Chapter 2
  Chapter 3
  Chapter 4
  Chapter 5
  Chapter 6
  Chapter 7
  Epilogue
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  About the Author
  
  Lizzy
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