title: How to Dump a Guy: A Coward's Manual
author:  Kate Fillion 
description: Narrator Laura Hamilton plays the part of a wise but somewhat catty girlfriend in this thoroughly modern guide to ending a relationship. A refreshing departure from traditional self-help titles, this is a typical offering from Listen &amp; Live Audio, a company that describes itself as "the lighter side of personal growth." The authors, who have "a combined 30 years' experience slithering out of relationships," offer a well-organized plan of attack including how to know when to ditch, scheduling the ditch, methods of ditching, exit lines, and spin control. The importance of honesty and ending a relationship face-to-face are emphasized. Recommended sites for "expiration dates" include the airport, the park, and his place, where he will "at least have the satisfaction of throwing you out." This unique title is recommended for popular collections.ABeth Farrell, Portage Cty. Dist. Lib., OH <br />Copyright 1999 Reed Business Information, Inc.
zlib_text: Dedication
   
   
   
  This book is dedicated to S., K. and C.
   
  With many thanks to Rosie and Paula.
   
  
  Chapter One
   
  Wednesday
   
  I WAS juggling two heavy bags when Nigel’s voice surprised me. “Need any help, Kit?”
  I refrained from rolling my eyes. How did he always find me after I had gone grocery shopping?
  Probably because I had—still have—some very predictable daily patterns. Most people who were
  close to me, or tried to be close to me, got to know my weekly schedule rather quickly.
  Politely I replied, “Nope, thanks.”
  I gasped when he pressed up against my back, his crotch right against my ass. I felt the hard line
  of his erection pushing against my cleft as he fumbled in my front pocket for my key. I was squashed
  between him and my car, and sweat broke out on my forehead. The familiarity of this situation terrified
  me. I was surprised at how steady my voice sounded when I protested, “Nigel, get your hands off me.
  Now!”
  “I’m just helping you out, sweetheart.”
  Nausea welled up in me and a