title: Haiku Horror Stories
author:  Carey Burns 
description: Carey Burns has been called weird on more than one occasion and is okay with it. When she isnt waxing poetic she is busy writing dark fiction or making jewelry. You can find her short stories in the following anthologies: Through the Eyes of the Undead, Horrorology, The Zombist, Letters from the Dead, The Scroll of Anubis, Alienology: Tales from the Void, Zombidays, and Baconology. Her poetry appears in Putried Poetry and Sickening Sketches and Collabthology: Kindle of the Dead. You can follow her on Twitter @justcareyburns or stop by her blog careyburns.blogspot.com.
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  CONTENTS
  
  [1 – Get Over It, a Lot of People Are Dead](index_split_003.html#filepos5132)
  
  [2 – The Last Poop](index_split_004.html#filepos26107)
  
  [4 – Red and White and Dead All Over](index_split_005.html#filepos56340)
  
  [5 – The Emperor of San Francisco](index_split_006.html#filepos77745)
  
  [6 – Do Animals Get the Blues?](index_split_007.html#filepos98433)
  
  [7 – The List](index_split_008.html#filepos132525)
  
  [8 – She Walks in Beauty](index_split_009.html#filepos172659)
  
  [9 – It’s Like Time Travel, Only, You Know,
  Slower…](index_split_010.html#filepos207598)
  
  [10 – Red, White, and Blue, Not Necessarily in That
  Order](index_split_011.html#filepos212889)
  
  [11 – Then, When They Woke Up](index_split_012.html#filepos245834)
  
  [12 – Blood, Coffee, Sex, Magic-Not Necessarily in That
  Order](index_split_012.html#filepos246498)
  
  [13 – Moving Day](index_split_013.html#filepos273253)
  
  [14 – Powers f