title: Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure
author:  Michael G. Munz 
description: "<i>Zeus Is Dead</i> is full of laugh-out-loud moments, lashings of sly wit,moan-worthy puns, and a complex, fast-paced storyline. There aren't very many humorous fantasy murder mysteries out there, especially not asintricately constructed as this one. Michael G. Munz takes a 'What if,'and runs with it like a toddler with Mom's smart phone. The guffaw-worthy throwawaybits (stay tuned for the battle sundae) will remind you of DouglasAdams. A very enjoyable read."<br /><b><i>-</i>Jody Lynn Nye, author of <i>View from the Imperium</i> and co-author of the <i>Myth Adventures of Aahz and Skeeve</i></b><br /><br />"Delivering us from a sea of endlessly morose and self-importantsupernatural fiction, Z<i>eus Is Dead</i> understands that Greek mythology ismore than a little bit insane and--rather than ignore the unseemlyaspects--embraces them with the appropriate level of snark and style.Munz's tale echoes the bureaucratic insanity of Douglas Adams'screations, the banter of Grant and Naylor's <i>Red Dwarf</i>, and the cynicismof Ben Croshaw in order to bring us a clever, hilarious tale ofadventure and grudging heroism."<br /><b>-Jonathan Charles Bruce, author of <i>Project Northwoods </i></b><br /><br />"A hilarious mythological tale of god-like proportions. Munz has crafted a tale of bizarro comic fantasy that sits comfortably among the ilk ofGaiman and Pratchett."<br /><b>-Andrew Buckley, author of <i>Death, the Devil, and the Goldfish</i></b><br /><br />"I have not enjoyed a tongue-in-cheek comedy book this much in a long, long time."<br />-<i><b>Abyss &amp; Apex Magazine</b></i><b></b>
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  [Conquering Zeus](part0001.html)
  
  
  [Copyright](part0002.html)
  
  
  [Dedication](part0003.html)
  
  
  [PRAISE FOR AUTHOR](part0004.html)
  
  
  [Chapter One](part0005.html)
  
  
  [Chapter Two](part0006.html)
  
  
  [Chapter Three](part0007.html)
  
  
  [Chapter Four](part0008.html)
  
  
  [Epilogue](part0009.html)
  
  
  [About the Author](part0010.html)
  
  
  [Also Available](part0011.html)
  
  
  [Thank you for purchasing this Wild Rose Press, Inc.
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  Conquering Zeus
  
  
  by
  
  
  Cerise DeLand
  
  
  SEALs On Fire
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either
  the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any
  resemblance to actual persons living or dead, business establishments, events,
  or locales, is entirely coincidental.
  
  
  Conquering Zeus
  
  
  COPYRIGHT © 2012 by Cerise DeLand
  
  
  All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any
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