title: 2000 Years of Dick Fiction: Selected Stories from Two Millennia
author:  Dick Ward 
description: Dick Ward is a retardedsorry, retiredteacher and advertising executive, and this is his first collection of short stories. They took him 2000 years to write. The sixteen very different stories in this collection were written by Ward over the past two millennia, including eleven stories from the previous, or old, or "last" millennium (sometimes called the used millennium) and five stories from the new millennium (or new millennium), which is on-going so far and has just barely started really. Indeed, we will see how far it goes. Ward was born in Los Angeles in 1944, eldest son of Oran William (Bus) Ward and Dr. Natalie Joy Ward. He earned a B.A. in English from UCSB and an M.A. in English from USC. In 1966, he married Pennsylvania beauty Mary Patricia (Patty) Coppersmith, and the couple remain married, still like one another, and have produced two admirable sons, Keef and Kelly, now loose in America. Dick Ward and his wife Patty currently live in Fallbrook, California, the friendly unincorporated city, where the couple have many good unincorporated friends, especially she does.
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  Copyright © 2020 by Mya Oh
  
  
  
  
  
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  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events,
  locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or
  used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or
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  CHAPTER 1
  
  
  The Dick Cake Guy
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Cue: Darude – Sandstorm.
  
  
  Wait. 99 Luftballons. That's a much better