title: Help Me, Mr. Mutt!: Expert Answers for Dogs with People Problems
author:  Janet Stevens 
description: Grade 2&ndash;4&mdash;With tongue firmly in cheek, the dynamic Stevens sisters have crafted a multilayered story that looks at various situations in the life of an average dog. Through a series of letters to Mr. Mutt, a doggie version of Dear Abby, the text invites readers to learn about the tribulations of "Underplayed in Utah" or "Famished in Florida" and the encouragement they garner from their correspondences. Each letter has its own distinctive style depending on the complaint and the writer's personality but all end with a postscript that refers to the treatment or behavior of cats in the household. Mr. Mutt ends each reply with his own postscript that refers to the cat that shares his home. Here, the book rises to another level of humor with the inclusion of additional commentary from "The Queen," the supremely superior feline who keeps Mr. Mutt in his place. The tension between them builds throughout the letters until a physical confrontation occurs near the end of the story. Mr. Mutt's replies to the dogs in distress include many sketches of "illustrated tips" as well as a variety of graphs to substantiate the advice. While the story will find fans in the primary grades, its most appreciative audience will be among more sophisticated readers who will recognize the amount of effort that went into this creative venture. It's a great read just for fun, and teachers will find a wealth of ways to incorporate it into lessons on letter writing, newspapers, and presenting information through graphs.&mdash;<I>Maura Bresnahan, High Plain Elementary School, Andover, MA</I> <BR>Copyright &copy; Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
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  TABLE OF CONTENTS
  
  THE CONSUMER (1993- 1994)
  
  EMPATHY
  
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  THE DOG
  
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  THE CONSUMER, ROTTING PIG
  
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  1) My Prescription For Happiness, By The Rotting P ig 2) How I Learned To
  Speak, By R.P.
  
  3) Notes On Coitus, By R.