title: The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
author:  Cameron Tuttle 
description: Deep down, every woman wants to be a Bad Girl. But after living a life of sweetness and light, it's sometimes difficult to stray from the path. Cameron Tuttle (author of the riotously funny <i><a href="/exec/obidos/ASIN/0811821706/${0}">Bad Girl's Guide to the Open Road</a></i>) points the way in <i>The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want</i>. Tuttle offers up tips to help even the saintliest soul find her inner Bad Girl--and then use that power to get better dates (date yourself for a while first, until you're ready to dive in the dating pool); a better job (don't just settle for job satisfaction, aim for "job jubilation, job nirvana, job titillation"); and better parking (pray to Gladys, the universal parking goddess). With its sassy, iced-lavender cover--just the right size to slip into your purse--the <i>Guide</i> is jam-packed with practical and not-so-practical-but-funny advice, including excellent answers to one of life's most pressing questions: What do you do with old bridesmaid dresses? "Drench with ketchup and dress up as Carrie for Halloween"; "Sew into board bags for your snowboard and surfboard"; and, best of all, "Make your bridesmaids wear them in your wedding." Remember: it's great to be a girl, but it's even better to be a Bad Girl. <i>--Sunny "Bad Girl" Delaney</i>
zlib_text: His Wants
  By Jordan Silver
  Copyright © 2013 Alison Jordan
  All Rights Reserved
  She has no idea what she’s doing; that’s what I kept telling myself as I watched her. If only
  she knew what she inspired in me she’d run for parts unknown. Those sly little girl flirtatious
  looks; that infectious girlish grin, I wonder if she knew just what they did to a red-blooded
  man? She’s young yet so I’m sure she’s more used to high school boys who barely knew
  how to find their dicks much less how to use them.
  That’s what’s so wrong about this little foreplay we’ve got going on here, that and the
  fact that I’m engaged to her sister; well her sister is still operating under the delusion that
  we’re engaged but things have come to light lately that have caused me to change my plans
  on that score but that’s for another time. Right now I’m battling my conscience over the
  decision I’ve just made, the decision to take her consequences be damned.
   
  I didn't really have anything to lose, I'd almost walked into a