title: Amelia's Middle School Survival Guide: Amelia's Most Unforgettable Embarrassing Moments, Amelia's Guide to Gossip
author:  Marissa Moss 
description: Marissa Moss is the bestselling creator of the perennially popular Amelia series as well as the Daphnes Daily Disasters series. She lives in Berkeley, California. Visit her at MarissaMoss.com and at AmeliaBooks.com.
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  JULIAQUINN
  
  
  In loving memory
  
  Mildred Block Cantor
  
  1920–2008
  
  Everyone should have an Aunt Millie.
  
  And also for Paul,
  
  but I think I’ll keep you all to myself . . .
  
  Contents
  
  
  Chapter 1
  
  It was a crime that Amelia Willoughby was not married.
  
  1
  
  Chapter 2
  
  Amelia knew what he was trying to do. It was… 18
  
  Chapter 3
  
  The kiss, of course, had been intended to get her…
  
  36
  
  Chapter 4
  
  The most irritating part of it,
  
  Amelia thought as she…
  
  52
  
  Chapter 5
  
  No!” Amelia exclaimed, jumping back a step.
  
  70
  
  Chapter 6
  
  Later that day, Thomas was sitting in his study, reflecting…
  
  88
  
  Chapter 7
  
  Your eye’s gone black.”
  
  108
  
  Chapter 8
  
  Isn’t that Wyndham over there?”
  
  121
  
  Chapter 9
  
  It was probably a good thing that he’d still had… 137
  
  Chapter 10
  
  
  Thomas stared at her for longer than was strictly necessary,…
  
  160
  
  Chapter 11
  
  
  An hour later, after pulling fourteen atlases from the shelves…
  
  177
  
  Chapter 12
  
  
  Aside from Harry