title: Last-Minute Survival Secrets: 128 Ingenious Tips to Endure the Coming Apocalypse and Other Minor Inconveniences
author:  Joey Green 
description: "<span>Written by humorist Joey Green,</span><span>it's p</span>acked with quirky DIY tips for coping with everything from a power outage to the total collapse of life as we know it. . . . It's good to know that I can now, if necessary, create a functioning emergency toilet from trash bags and Kitty Litter." <i>--Huffington Post</i><br /><br /><span>"What a fantastic little book Green, author of about a skajillion books,...</span><span>has written!</span><span>It's all here: Repel mosquitoes with mouthwash. Start a dead car battery with aspirin. Use an iron to cook food. Green's tongue-in-cheek humor is spot-on." --<i>Library Journal</i>, 9/3/2015</span><br /><br />"At first glance [the book] is just a funny take on survival techniques that readers might never imagine needing--creating secret weapons, such as fireballs made with flour, for example. But a closer look reveals many extremely useful, if improbable, techniques involving simple household items." <i>--Library Journal</i>
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  # Outpost
  
  
  ### A Post-Apocalyptic Survival Thriller
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Kellee L. Greene
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ### Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Books By Kellee L.
  Greene](part0003.html#2RHM0-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 1](part0004.html#3Q280-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 2](part0005.html#4OIQ0-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 3](part0006.html#5N3C0-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 4](part0007.html#6LJU0-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 5](part0008.html#7K4G0-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 6](part0009.html#8IL20-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 7](part0010.html#9H5K0-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 8](part0011.html#AFM60-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 9](part0012.html#BE6O0-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  [Chapter 10](part0013.html#CCNA0-7305a20dad784418871f671d08a2d485)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  