title: The Empress' New Clothes
author:  Jaid Black 
description: "A combination of romance, erotica, futuristic fantasy, science fiction, a bit of mystery, and a LOT of humor." -- <i>Bookaholics, Sensual Romance BB</i><br /><br />"Highly imaginative with captivating dialogue and a fast pace...I recommend The Empress' New Clothes highly." -- <i>Terrie Figueroa, Romance Reviews Today</i>
zlib_text: The Empress' New Clothes
  Jaid Black
  
  Chapter 1
  Sand City on Planet Tryston, Trek Mi Q’an Galaxy,
  Seventh Dimension, 6023 Y.Y. (Yessat Years)
   
  Zor Q’an Tal, High King of Tryston, Emperor of Trek Mi Q’an galaxy,
  Guardian of the Sacred Sands, and the most feared man in six hundred
  galaxies and seven dimensions, popped a cheesy doodle into his mouth. He
  munched thoughtfully for a moment as the cheesy concoction turned into a
  paste-like substance before slithering down his royal throat.
  ‘Twas nigh unto disgusting, he quickly decided.
  Frowning at the Chief Priestess, he telekinetically summoned a bejeweled
  flask of matpow from the royal high table to wash the hellish paste down
  with. The Chief Priestess watched His Majesty grasp the flat bottle out of the
  air and drink from it, the muscles in his throat working in time with his
  swallows. As he drank, two naked Kefa slave girls massaged his massive
  shoulders from behind.
  The Chief Priestess’s lips curled wryly. Were she but a few hundred yea