title: Dumped: A Guide to Getting Over a Breakup and Your Ex in Record Time!
author:  Maryjane Fahey 
description: "...A new bawdy breakup bible offers sassy and sexy advice..." (Dec. 2012) -- The NY Daily News "...(DUMPED is)...a quippy, sharp, and occasionally crass guide to getting over what's-his-name." (Nov. 2012) -- The Boston Globe "...DUMPED...will make you laugh even if laughing is the last thing you feel like doing.""...No b.s. advice for getting over an ex..." (Sept. 2012) -- Self Magazine "...A comedic pick-me-up..." (Sept. 2012) -- New York Post "...Bawdy and comical..." "...Fahey and Rosenthal are great company...""...The bearers of genuine wisdom...""...This book will provide some much-needed smiles for readers..." (Sept. 2012) -- Publishers Weekly "...Two sassy authors..." "...Empowering messages..." "...Tons of laughs (Sept. 2012) -- Prevention Magazine "A Joyous raucous pick-me-up..." (Sept. 2012) -- Chicago Tribune "...(DUMPED is) an intentionally quick and easy read at 144 pages." (Nov. 2012)  Florida Times Union
zlib_text: FULFILLING HIS RESOLUTION
  
  AUTUM REMINGTON
  
  Contents
  Prologue
  Chapter 1
  Chapter 2
  Chapter 3
  Chapter 4
  Chapter 5
  Chapter 6
  Epilogue
  
  Prologue
  
  Caleb
  “I’M about ready to leave man.” I try and yell over the loud music of the bar.
  “Oh Come on Caleb, we haven't even been here for an hour and it’s New Years Eve. At Least
  wait for the ball to drop.” Mike whines while still making eyes at a girl across the bar.
  “I didn't even want to come out but you guilted me into this shit. I thought you were heartbroken
  over your last fling with, what was her name, Kelly?” I ask knowing I’m probably thinking of the
  wrong one.
  “It was Christy and I am heartbroken. Can’t you tell? I’m on the verge of tears here. But there's no
  better way of getting over one breakup than an easy hookup.” He says wiggling his eyebrows at me.
  “You're a pig, you know that?” I say wondering how in the hell we’re even friends.
  “Dude, you’ve been a fucking saint since college, focsuing on school and getting your degree.
  Now you hav