title: Animal Crackers: A pun-y/word play companion  to Alphabet Soup for Adults (Volume 1)
author: Tammara Wright
description: Tammara Wright is the brains and brawn behind TJW Artistic Creations. She is inspired daily by her 2 boys and loving supportive hubby of almost 20 years. Tammara has been lucky enough to have had a multitude of creative outlets including being a self taught quilter, she draws, she paints and she was a florist for a number of years. These days you can find her at the front of a classroom for a large telecommunications company but she spends her evenings bringing pun-ny, whimsical and silly creatures to life! Her titles include "Alphabet Soup for Adults"- "A is for..." has been rebranded to this book "Animal Crackers" "Animal Crackers Too" "Christmas Crackers" (including a Travel Size version) "Botanical Beasts and Friends" (With many more being created in her head all the time!) If you want to see more of her work or keep updated to what is new please join her facebook page at www.facebook.com/TJWArtisticCreations
zlib_text: ## Contents
  
  
  [Chapter One – “Eat Me”](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-1)
  
  
  [Chapter Two – Veal](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-2)
  
  
  [Chapter Three – Roast Lamb](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-3)
  
  
  [Chapter Four – The Road to Gundagai](EatMe_split_003.htm#_RWTOC-4)
  
  
  [Chapter Five – The Fifth Scarf](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-5)
  
  
  [Chapter Six – Alchemy](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-6)
  
  
  [Chapter Seven – Multiple Choice](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-7)
  
  
  [Chapter Eight – Peking Duck](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-8)
  
  
  [Chapter Nine – Fireworks](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-9)
  
  
  [Chapter Ten – Googy Egg on Toast](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-10)
  
  
  [Chapter Eleven – Ergonomic](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-11)
  
  
  [Chapter Twelve – Eat Me](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-12)
  
  
  [Chapter Thirteen – Just Desserts](EatMe_split_000.htm#_RWTOC-13)
  
  
  [About Eat Me](about.htm#_RWTOC-1)
  
  
  [Copyright Notice](copyright.htm#_RWTOC-1)
  
  
  [eBook Version Notes](version.htm#_RWTOC-1)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ### Chapter One –  
  “Eat Me”
  
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