title: The Best Ever Book of Nurse Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
author: Mark Geoffrey Young
description: Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Youngs Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes.
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  **Full Scoop**
  
   _ **Janet Evanovich**_
  
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   **Contents**
  
  > Chapter One  
  > Chapter Two  
  > Chapter Three  
  > Chapter Four  
  > Chapter Five  
  > Chapter Six  
  > Chapter Seven  
  > Chapter Eight  
  > Chapter Nine  
  > Chapter Ten  
  > Chapter Eleven  
  > Chapter Twelve  
  > Chapter Thirteen  
  > Chapter Fourteen  
  > Chapter Fifteen  
  > Epilogue  
  >  
  > Copyright  
  >
  
    
    
  
   **Chapter One**
  
  "Maggie, what in the world are you doing up there!"
  
  Standing on her swivel desk chair, Dr. Maggie Davenport jumped at the sound of
  her nurse's voice. The chair pivoted, swung to the right in a half circle.
  Maggie said, _"Eek!,"_ and grabbed one of the shelves of the built-in
  bookcase, knocking off several medical books, including _Gray's Anatomy._ The
  tome bounced off her head. "Ugh!" Maggie winced as tiny dots blinked back at
  her like fireflies. The chair rolled several inches.
  
  Nurse Queenie Cloud stood motionless, her mouth forming a 