title: Please Don't Kill the Freshman: A Memoir
author:  Zoe Trope 
description: Zoe Trope exists. She was born in 1986 and graduated from high school with the class of 2003 in Oregon.
zlib_text: What does it mean when your school is voted the most
  dangerous in America?
  It’s time to kick some hellion butt...
  After not really surviving her junior year (does “undead”
  count as survival?), Kaylee Cavanaugh has vowed to take
  back her school from the hellions causing all the trouble.
  She’s going to find a way to turn the incarnations of
  Avarice, Envy and Vanity against one another in order to
  protect her friends and finish this war, once and forever.
  But then she meets Wrath and understands that she’s
  closer to the edge than she’s ever been. And when one
  more person close to her is taken, Kaylee realizes she
  can’t save everyone she loves without risking everything
  she has.…
  
  Praise for the Soul Screamers series by New York
  Times bestselling author
  “Twilight fans will love it.”
  —Kirkus Reviews
  “The story rocks (for teens and adults, I might add).”
  —Book Bitch
  “Fans of those vampires will enjoy this new crop of
  otherworldly beings.”
  —Booklist
  “I’m so excited about this series.”
  —The Ec