title: Pongwiffy and the Goblins' Revenge
author:  Kaye Umansky 
description: <b>Kaye Umansky</b>was born in Plymouth in Devon, England. She went to Teacher's Training College, after which she taught in London primary schools for twelve years, specializing in music and drama. In her spare time, she sang and played keyboards with a semiprofessional soul band. She now writes full time and has written more than twenty-five books of fantasy, fiction, and poetry for children. She draws on traditional folktales and modern urban myths for her inspiration and has a sense of humor that is popular with children of all ages, from five to one hundred and five. She lives in London with her family. Among her most popular books are her hilarious Pongwiffy titles.<i>Pongwiffy, Pongwiffy and the Goblins' Revenge,</i>and<i>Pongwiffy and the Spell of the Year,</i>which won the Nottinghamshire Book Award, are available from Minstrel Books.
zlib_text: > > Kang hoisted himself out of the grass. He looked across the glade. A
  > hundred goblins had crossed out of the wood line and were no more than
  > twenty-five yards distant. The other draconians of his command squad, hidden
  > in the grass, stared up at Kang in glittering-eyed expectation, hands
  > clutching their weapons, fangs bared, tails twitching.
  
  > > Notoriously shortsighted, the squint-eyed goblins were slow to notice the
  > seven-foot bozak draconian that had just risen in front of them. They kept
  > marching. Then one of the goblins turned its piss-yellow face in Kang’s
  > direction. He saw its squinty eyes widen in terror, its mouth open.
  
  > > “Regiment … charge!” Kang shouted.
  
  > > ![](Images/image00208.jpeg)
  
  > >  **Margaret Weis and Don Perrin**
  
  > >  **THE DOOM BRIGADE**
  
  > >  **BROTHERS IN ARMS**
  
  > >  **DRACONIAN MEASURES**  
  >  
  >
  
  > >  **by Margaret Weis**
  
  > >  **THE SOULFORGE**
  
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  **DRACONIAN MEASURES**  
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