title: Men with Balls: The Professional Athlete's Handbook
author:  Drew Magary 
description: "Profane, beyond naughty, and, I have to say, just damn funny."<b><i>Buzz Bissinger, author of Friday Night Lights, A Prayer for the City, and Three Nights in August</i></b><br /><br />"<em>Men with Balls</em> is funny, completely uninformative, and horrifyingly profane. In short: the perfect book."<b><i>Michael Schur, cofounder of FireJoeMorgan.com and Co-Executive Producer of The Office</i></b><br /><br />"Extremely funny. And I'm not just saying that because Drew gives me free mustache rides every Thursday."<b><i>Jay Chandrasekhar, founder of Broken Lizard and cowriter and director of Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest</i></b><br /><br />"Drew Magary possesses a keen insight into pro sports' unyielding loads of crap. <i>Men with Balls</i> oozes with, well, balls."<b><i>Jeff Pearlman, author of Boys Will Be Boys and The Bad Guys Won!</i></b><br /><br />"I hope to one day write a book that is even comparable to <i>Men with Balls</i>. It is definitely a must-read."<b><i>Chris Cooley, Pro Bowl tight end, Washington Redskins</i></b><br /><br />"<em>Men with Balls</em> is a terrifyingly astute takedown of pro sports masquerading as brilliant satire."<b><i>Stefan Fatsis, author of A Few Seconds of Panic and Word Freak</i></b><br /><br />"One of the funniest books I've ever read--the product of a meticulously demented mind. Required reading for anyone who loves sports, and any athlete who knows how to read."<b><i>Will Leitch, author of God Save the Fan and founder of Deadspin</i></b>
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  Book Excerpt
  The men flipped me onto my side. A footballer was at my face with his dick in
  hand, ready to cram it down my mouth. I opened wide for him. One player
  knelt on the couch pushing his dick into my ass. At the same time, another
  player balanced on the edge of the couch, pressing his dick between my pussy
  lips.
  The men thrust their cocks into me as another group of their teammates
  crowded around me watching. So many mouths and hands licked and pinched
  my tits and slapped my ass.
  As soon as one teammate was done, another took his place. Substitution after
  substitution with no limit to the changes in the line up. A teammate would
  cum, pulling out of me and shooting his cream onto me or into my mouth.
  
  Chapter 1
  I was a person that never won anything. Raffles. Giveaways. Lotteries. I'd
  never won a contest in my life. Luck wasn't in my veins, which if 