title: The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School
author:  Ken Derby 
description: "Nonstop wacky action." -School Library Journal<br /><br />"A quick, fun read that will appeal to would-be show-offs everywhere." -Booklist<br /><br />"This very funny, very silly book is filled with kids, teachers and parents who will make you laugh - when you're not chuckling about Tony's latest antics." -The Washington Post
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  ### Table of Contents
  
  
  
  
  
  [Jock Row](part0001.xhtml)
  
  
  [Dedication](part0002.xhtml)
  
  
  [FIRST FRIDAY](part0003.xhtml)
  
  
  [SECOND FRIDAY](part0004.xhtml)
  
  
  [THIRD FRIDAY](part0005.xhtml)
  
  
  [FOURTH FRIDAY](part0006.xhtml)
  
  
  [FIFTH FRIDAY](part0007.xhtml)
  
  
  [SIXTH FRIDAY](part0008.xhtml)
  
  
  [A MONDAY](part0009.xhtml)
  
  
  [SEVENTH FRIDAY](part0010.xhtml)
  
  
  [EIGHTH FRIDAY](part0011.xhtml)
  
  
  [NINTH FRIDAY](part0012.xhtml)
  
  
  [SATURDAY](part0013.xhtml)
  
  
  [SUNDAY](part0014.xhtml)
  
  
  [MONDAY](part0015.xhtml)
  
  
  [TENTH FRIDAY](part0016.xhtml)
  
  
  [113th FRIDAY](part0017.xhtml)
  
  
  [JOCK RULE](part0018.xhtml)
  
  
  [Acknowledgements](part0019.xhtml)
  
  
  [Other Titles by Sara Ney](part0020.xhtml)
  
  
  [About Sara Ney](part0021.xhtml)
  
  
  [Excerpt from Love, Sincerely, Yours](part0022.xhtml)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  Jock Row
  
  
  A Jock Hard Novel
  
  
  Copyright © 2018 by Sara Ney
  
  
  Cover Design by [Okay Creations](https://www.okaycreations.com/)
  
  
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