title: The Shameless Liar's Guide
author:  Duke Christoffersen 
description: ?Youre going to lie anyway, might as well get good at it!<br />?Lets face it, youre going to lie. Now, for the first time, theres a book to help you get good at it. (If youre saying youre going to stop lying, then youre just lying to yourself.)<br /> <br />This hilarious manual takes you through all the steps:<br />?H The five laws of lying well (Law #1, Dont feel bad about lying, feel bad about the bad things you do that you have to lie about) <br />--How to prepare your conscience in advance <br />--The ABCDEs of lying <br />--The importance of knowing when to lie (even more important than knowing how to lie) <br />--How to know when someone is lying to you<br />and much more...?
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  LITTLE LIAR
  
  
  
  
  
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  CONTENTS
  
  
  > [Author’s Copyright](index_split_002.html#filepos7895)
  
  > [Preface](index_split_003.html#filepos9073)
  
  > [Chapter 1](index_split_005.html#filepos11691)
  
  > [Chapter 2](index_split_007.html#filepos24463)
  
  > [Chapter 3](index_split_009.html#filepos34269)
  
  > [Chapter 4](index_split_011.html#filepos44163)
  
  > [Chapter 5](index_split_013.html#filepos54327)
  
  > [Chapter 6](index_split_015.html#filepos73434)
  
  > [Chapter 7](index_split_017.html#filepos85373)
  
  
  
  
  
  > [Chapter 8](index_split_019.html#filepos99736)
  
  > [Chapter 9](index_split_021.html#filepos108833)
  
  > [Chapter 10](index_split_023.html#filepos118513)
  
  > [Chapter 11](index_split_025.html#filepos133031)
  
  > [Chapter 12](index_split_027.html#filepos156271)
  
  > [Chapter 13](index_split_029.html#filepos165862)
  
  > [Chapter 14](index_split_031.html#filepos178273)
  
  > [Chapter 15](index_split_033.html#filepos192365)
  
  > [Chapter 16](index_split_035.html#filepos202379)
  
  > [Chapter 17](index_spl