title: Wallbanger (The Cocktail Series)
author:  Alice Clayton 
description: Aiming for silly, sarcastic, witty, and hot, Clayton's clumsy contemporary, inexplicably popular in its 2012 digital edition, misses the mark and comes off as ridiculous, immature, and irritating. Caroline's first night in her new apartment is interrupted in the early hours by the moaning and thumping coming from the other side of the wall. Caroline has a great job as a designer; two best friends who are caricatures of disempowered, desperate young women obsessed with sex and drinking; and a KitchenAid mixer. Her only problem in life? O, her missing orgasm (she named it, as she nicknames just about everything else, including her neighbor Wallbanger and his girlfriends, Spanx, Purina, and Giggler). Her quest for O involves endless attempted witticisms, text message transcriptions, and behavior so juvenile and beyond ridiculous that even the characters admit they sound like fourth graders. Agent: Pamela Harty, Knight Agency. (Aug.)
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  Wallbanger
  
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  Alice Clayton
  
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  Omnific Publishing
  
  Dallas
  
  
  
  
  
  Praise for Wallbanger:
  
  “Wallbanger is an instant classic, with plenty of laugh out loud moments and
  riveting characters—highly recommended!”
  
  ~NYT and USA Today Bestselling Author Jennifer Probst
  
  “Hilarious, romantic, and compulsively readable, Wallbanger delivers the
  perfect blend of sex, romance, and baked goods.”
  
  ~Ruthie Knox, best-selling author of About Last Night
  
  “Alice Clayton strikes again, seducing me with her real woman sex appeal,
  unparalleled wit and addicting snark; leaving me laughing, blushing, and
  craving knock all the paintings off the wall sex of my very own.”
  
  ~Brittany Gibbons, brittanyherself.com
  
  “Caroline Reynolds. Finally a woman who knows her way around a man and a
  KitchenAid Mixer. She had us at zucchini bread!”
  
  ~Curvy Girl Guide
  
  
  
  
  
  Copyright Information
  
  Wallbanger, Copyright © 2012 by Alice Clayton
  
  All Rights Reserved. Except as p