title: The Housewife Assassin's Handbook (The Housewife Assassin Series) (Volume 1)
author:  Josie Brown 
description: "This is a super sex and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" - Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews "It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." - Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea "The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire... A healthy dose of humor and ridiculousness in a book that won't be put down - so go pick it up now!" - Cat's Thoughts
zlib_text: # The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
  
  ## Murder. Suspense. Sex. And some handy household tips.
  
  ##  Josie Brown
  
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  # Contents
  
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  1. [ Please Read and Follow Directions Carefully… ](text00003.html#chapter-1)
  
  2. [ Spring Cleaning ](text00004.html#chapter-2)
  
  3. [ Carpool Etiquette ](text00005.html#chapter-3)
  
  4. [ Recycling ](text00006.html#chapter-4)
  
  5. [ Divvying Up Household Chores ](text00007.html#chapter-5)
  
  6. [ Father’s Day ](text00008.html#chapter-6)
  
  7. [ Be the Life of the Party ](text00009.html#chapter-7)
  
  8. [ Starve a Fever, Feed a Cold ](text00010.html#chapter-8)
  
  9. [ Dressed to Kill ](text00011.html#chapter-9)
  
  10. [ On the Town ](text00012.html#chapter-10)
  
  11. [ Mattress Testing Tips ](text00013.html#chapter-11)
  
  12. [ Can She Make a Cherry Pie? ](text00014.html#chapter-12)
  
  13. [ Children Shouldn’t Play with 