title: These Things Ain't Gonna Smoke Themselves: A Love/Hate/Love/Hate/Love Letter to a Very Bad Habit
author:  Emily Flake 
description: Lulu's sneaky little revelations cause shivers of black-hearted joy and spasms of caustic hilarity. Madam Flake is diabolical. <i>Kate Christensen, author of In the Drink and The Epicure's Lament on Lulu Eightball</i>
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  > Blowin’
  
  Smoke
  
    
  
    
  
  Blowin’
  
  Smoke
  
  S. M. Boren
  
    
  
  Copyright * 2019 by Stacie Boren
  
  Cover designed by Beetiful Book Covers
  
  All Rights Reserved in all media. No part of this book may be used or
  reproduced without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations
  used in critical articles and reviews.
  
  This is a work of fiction. Names, incidents, and places are used fictitiously
  and are the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to events,
  locales, businesses, or persons is entirely coincidental.
  
  Published in The United States 2019
  
    
  
  To Jason
  
  Thank you for supporting me even when it was harder than we wanted it to be.
  
  I will always love you.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  > Contents
  
  [Title Page](index_split_000.html#filepos101)
  
  [Prologue](index_split_002.html#filepos3430)
  
  [Anastasia Chewlewsky](index_split_003.html#filepos5951)
  
  [Officer Tanya Bradshaw](index_split_004.html#filepos15316)
  
  [Brandon Jones](index_split_005.html#filepos27147)
  
  [Anastas