title: The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
author:  Etienne Guerin DeForest 
description: Some say Etienne is the baddest mothertrucker on the planet, while most others say he is kind of puny and has poorly concealed homosexual tendencies. Etienne was raised in a military compound deep in the Rhodesian jungle by a single father. His dad commanded a squadron of mercenaries, specialized in suppressing the frequent zombie outbreaks in remote jungle villages. When he was 14, the boy was awakened one night by the frantic retreat of soldiers fleeing a fight gone horrifically awry. Only after hours of agonizing pleas for an answer to where his Papa was did the soldiers of fortune tell him. His father was claimed by the undead. Drunk with blood lust Etienne slipped away from the compound and went to the village where his father was slain. Rampant with zombies and flame, E.T., as he was lovingly called by the soldiers, arrived coldly into the village. He belted screams of African curses from the depths of his intestines and tirelessly laid waste to the ghost like creatures with the power of agony, gunpowder and steel. All but one of the undead where left when the child ran out of ammo and angst. As the last of the flesh eaters approached, he recognized the monster to be his, his father. With tears of agony cascading from his eyes he exclaimed, "Daddy, why did you abandon me!" and proceeded to collapse what was once his fathers skull into a paste with the butt of his shotgun. The boy that arrived in the village that evening to avenge his father's death died piece by piece with each creature he relentlessly executed. When the soldiers returned to avenge their comrades they found only bludgeoned corpses and the silent shell that was once a beloved child. All of his innocence lost, what emerged from the jungle after that night was not the same creature that entered. All that remained was a beast so full of hate that it consumed raw meat, and cooked it with the burning anger inside.
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  THE RISE
  
  
  Book 2 in the Lazarus Strain chronicles
  
  
  
  
  
  Sean Deville
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  “My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in
  the very first wave.”
  
  
  
  
  
  Graham Parker
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  From:
  
  Field Marshall McKenzie, Chief of the Defence Staff
  
  
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  Attention!
  
  
  
  
  
  By order of her Majesty Elizabeth II, Queen of Great Britain and the
  Commonwealth, I am hereby authorised to implement a nationwide curfew
  effective immediately.
  
  
  
  
  
  No person shall be allowed travel between the hours of 8PM and 8AM.
  
  
  
  
  
  Stay in your homes unless instructed by the Military or Civilian Authorities.
  
  
  Food distribution centres will be set up. Stay tuned to terrestrial television
  and radio networks for more information on their locations.
  
  
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