title: Scary Dead Things: The Tome of Bill: Part 2
author:  Rick Gualtieri 
description: Book 2 of my Tome of Bill comedy / horror series.<br /><br />This series is my attempt to bring the vampire genre back from the dark brooding place it's been the last several years and make it fun again. Think of any current vampire drama and replace the leading "hunk" with a wise-cracking, sharp-tongued geek who just can't take things too seriously and you have the story of Bill Ryder. <br /><br />Writing these books puts a huge smile on my face. I sincerely hope you have as much fun reading them.<br /><br />The Tome of Bill currently includes:<br />Bill the Vampire (book 1)<br />Scary Dead Things (book 2)<br />The Mourning Woods (book 3)
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  > THE LAST COVEN
  
  > The Tome of Bill
  
  > Part 8
  
  > Rick Gualtieri
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  > CONTENTS
  
  [Title Page](index_split_000.html#filepos123)
  
  [PART 1](index_split_006.html#filepos12035)
  
  [GIVING TO THOSE IN NEED](index_split_007.html#filepos12162)
  
  [DICKHEADS ANONYMOUS](index_split_008.html#filepos24691)
  
  [BACK TO THE BIG APPLE](index_split_009.html#filepos35243)
  
  [HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN](index_split_010.html#filepos53895)
  
  [DID SOMEONE LEAVE THE OVEN ON?](index_split_011.html#filepos61641)
  
  [DOWN TIME IN THE DUMPS](index_split_012.html#filepos73759)
  
  [A SUNNY DISPOSITION](index_split_013.html#filepos83427)
  
  [IMPISH INTERROGATION](index_split_014.html#filepos94803)
  
  [RISE OF THE DAY SPAWN](index_split_015.html#filepos105265)
  
  [PINT-SIZED PROBLEMS](index_split_016.html#filepos116905)
  
  [YOU ONLY HURT THE ONES...](index_split_017.html#filepos129183)
  
  [TWAT WAFFLES](index_split_018.html#filepos140280)
  
  [TWO MULES FOR SISTER SHEILA](index_split_019.html#filepos158486)
  
  [OF FISTS 