title: Highly Inappropriate Tales for Young People
author:  Douglas Coupland 
description: <b>"No matter if you are old or young...this collection of cruel fables will undoubtedly charm. If you've been waiting for the gleeful pleasure of seeing cartoon characters getting to beat up the unsuspecting, or mock the foreign, or make small children puke, then this book is for you." Sonnet L'Abb, <i>The Globe and Mail</i></b><br />"Disturbing and hilarious." <i>Edmonton Journal</i><br /><b>"Seven short tales of intense irony and weirdness...accompanied by marvellous and moody sketches and drawings.... A lovely, quirky book." <i>Toronto Star</i></b>
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  Thing
  
  
  Bailiwick
  
  
  
  
  
  A Collection of horror
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  fawn bonning
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
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  Copyright © 2015 by Fawn Bonning
  
  
  
  
  
  All rights reserved.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Printed in the United States of America
  
  
  ISBN-13: 978-1517166342
  
  
  ISBN-10: 1517166349
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to real people, events,
  establishments, organizations, or locales are intended solely to provide a
  sense of authenticity and are used fictitiously. All other characters,
  incidents, and dialogue are drawn from the author’s imagination and are not to
  be construed as real.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Cover design by Donediditmyself Graphics
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
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  Many of the following stories contain sensitive subject matter, language, and
  mature sexual situations unsuitable for younger readers. Intended for adults
  18 and older.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
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  Dedication
  
  
  
  
  
  For my sons Bo, Dakota, Colt, and Blue,