title: Top Gear: Epic Failures: 50 Great Motoring Cock-Ups
author:  Richard Porter 
description: <div><B>Richard Porter </B>is the script editor for BBC&#39;s <I>Top Gear </I>and a contributing editor for <I>Top Gear</I> magazine. He has written more than 10<I> Top Gear </I>titles, including <I>Ambitious but Rubbish </I>and <I>How to Parachute into a Moving Car</I>.</div>
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  **THE DEVIL’S HAND  
  
  
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  **Knights of the Lost Highway MC**
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  **Alice May Ball**
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  _For Gat, my rock._
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  _Without you, it wouldn’t mean a thing_
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  Larry was a massive cock on legs. I saw it the first time our eyelines
  crossed. Fine legs, attached to a smoking bod, it has to be said. But even the
  steel balls of his hard, rolling ass are nothing but a delivery system, a
  means of propulsion for that rock of a cock.
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  Larry is driven by one thing only. To pump that m