title: You Hate Me Because I'm Pregnant: a survival guide for expectant dads
author:  JD Mader 
description: <span>"</span><span>JD Mader shoots and scores with this raw, honest, and hysterically funny book of essays designed to prepare expectant fathers for not only the nine months of pregnancy but for the humbling occupation of fatherhood. Now, I am not nor have I ever been pregnant, nor have I been a father, but those who reproduce would be well served to take Mader's experience and advice to heart. Some of these essays, written while his wife was pregnant with their first child, even made me tear up a bit.</span><span>" - Laurie Boris, Author of <i>Sliding Past Verticle </i>and <i>Drawing Breath</i></span><span></span>
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  ![Pregnant By The Alpha](images/sl-pregnant-by-the-alpha.jpg)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  # Pregnant By The Alpha
  
  
  ## A Forbidden Romance
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## S.E. Law
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  # Also by S.E. Law
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ![](images/break-section-side-screen.png)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  _Forbidden Fantasies_
  
  
  My Fiance’s Dad
  
  
  [Trailer Park Daddy](http://www.selawromance.com/products/trailer-park-daddy)
  
  
  While He Watches
  
  
  Her Secret Baby
  
  
  The Clients
  
  
  Hunger
  
  
  [My Dad’s Best Friend](http://www.selawromance.com/products/my-dads-best-
  friend)
  
  
  [My Best Friend’s Dad](htt