title: Chicken Poop for the Soul: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit
author:  David Fisher 
description: When you take the road less traveled, do you get lost? When bad things happen to other people, do you feel good? Do self-help books make you feel selfish and helpless? Congratulations, you're one of us. Here is the story of "Step-Mother Teresa", who turned an orphanage in Calcutta into a sweatshop...and "The True Meaning of Love", romance as seen from a stalker's point of view. Explore the positive side of feeling bad in "The Joys of Depression". Learn the code of the urban teacher who vows "I will never respond to a student's demands, no matter how outrageous, with the phrase 'Over my dead body.'" Read the multimillion-dollar government study that discovered that the primary cause of anxiety in America is government studies. And, finally, learn the true secret of happiness.
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  Copyright 2019 © Rich Amooi
  
  
  <http://www.richamooi.com>
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Edited by Meg Stinson
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  You are a rare bird, so don’t let this story ruffle your beautiful feathers.
  This book is a work of fiction, remember? Seriously. References to real
  people, monster wedgies, bagels, companies, dead people, restaurants, sushi,
  events, products, stress, services, karma, businesses, corporations, panties
  in bunches, near-death experiences, drones, organizations, or locations are
  intended only to provide a sense of authenticity and are used fictitiously.
  Characters, names, story, locations, incidents, and dialogue come from the
  author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. WARNING: Reading
  this book may lead to an abundance of positive feelings and oxytocin in your
  body. Please consult a professional to find out if you are too happy for your
  own good.
  
  
  
  
  
  No part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, recorded, eaten, or
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