title: I Shaved My Legs For This?!: Memoir of a Serial Dater
author: Sunny Kay Hill
description: I love this book! For anyone feeling down and blue, read this book. It will bring a smile. I guarantee it. - Jo Jewell author, The Old Man and the Watch
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  Thursday, June 5
  
  
  
  
  
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  8:10 P.M.
  
  
  Great. So much for my summer. I should have known. School’s not even out yet,
  and Operation Girlfriend is already in tatters. Amber, Hero, and I were going
  to be glorious; armed with big sunglasses and supersized iced mochas, we were
  supposed to take this crazy, tourist-trap, sun- and wine-soaked town by storm.
  I could see us so clearly, laughing happily as sunlight doused our brown
  shoulders and pooled in our bouncy, naturally highlighted hair. We were
  supposed to spend lazy afternoons lounging in bikinis on Hero’s deck, and
  long, giggly nights painting our toenails in sorbet hues. But what are we
  doing instead? Enduring awkward pauses and thinly veiled snarkiness.
  
  
  Fabu. Just what I had in mind.
  
  
  Tomorrow, after a mercifully brief half day, school’s officially out. When
  that final bell rings and we’re released en masse from those stifling, fish-
  stick-scented halls, I should be the happiest girl on Earth. I mean, come on,
  this is my sixteent