title: Please Don't Kill the Freshman: A Memoir
author:  Zoe Trope 
description: Zoe Trope exists. She was born in 1986 and graduated from high school with the class of 2003 in Oregon.
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  Natalie Greco loves being a law professor, even though she can't keep her
  students from cruising sex.com during class and secretly feels like Faculty
  Comic Relief. She loves her family, too, but as a bookworm, doesn't quite fit
  into the cult of Greco football, headed by her father, the team captain. The
  one person she feels most connected to is her colleague, Angus Holt, a guy
  with a brilliant mind, a great sense of humor, a gorgeous facade, and a
  penchant for helping those less fortunate. When he talks Nat into teaching a
  class at a local prison, her comfortably imperfect world turns upside down.A
  violent prison riot breaks out during the class, and in the chaos, Nat rushes
  to help a grievously injured prison guard. Before he dies, he asks her to
  deliver a cryptic message with his last words: "Tell my wife it's under the
  floor."The dying declaration plunges Nat into a nightmare. Suddenly, the girl
  who has always followed the letter of the law finds herself suspected of a
  brutal 