title: HOW TO KILL YOUR HUSBAND (AND OTHER HANDY HOUSEHOLD HINTS)
author:  Kathy Lette 
description: Kathy Lette is the bestselling author of seven novels, including Foetal Attraction, Mad Cows and - most recently - Nip 'n' Tuck. Mad Cows was also made into a motion picture starring Joanna Lumley and Anna Friel. Kathy lives in Hampstead, London, with her husband and two children.
  						    	
  						        	--This text refers to the <a href="/dp/1743191049/ref=dp_bookdescription?_encoding=UTF8&amp;n=283155">Audio CD</a> edition.
zlib_text: The Housewife Assassin’s
  
  Relationship Survival Guide
  
  A Novel
  
  Josie Brown
  
  © 2013 Josie Brown. All rights reserved.
  
  Published by Signal Press
  
  San Francisco, CA 94123
  
  info@SignalEditorial.com
  
  
  
  
  
  Chapter 1
  
  Dumping Mr. Wrong
  
  Before you find Mr. Right, you must disentangle yourself from any relationship
  holding you back.
  
  This is not always easy to do. Despite his lies and cheating, he’s grown
  accustomed to your face.
  
  Not to mention your place, your cooking, and that thing you do with your
  tongue, which proves you can tie a knot in a cherry stem, no problem.
  
  So, what hints should you give him that it’s time to move on?
  
  Start by tossing his stuff out the door.
  
  If he’s clueless after that, change the locks and get a restraining order.
  
  If by some off chance he still doesn’t get it, invite him into your bedroom.
  But don’t do that thing with your tongue. Instead, just bite down.
  
  Hard.
  
  After he ices down, he’ll take the hint and leave. Slowly and hobbling, but
  certainly it’s “Adi