title: How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt: The Perfect Husband Handbook Featuring Over 50 Foolproof Ways to Win, Woo & Wow Your Wife
author:  Craig Boreth 
description: PERFECT HUSBANDS ARE MADE, NOT BORN <br />LADIES: At long last, a practical guide to help your man become the perfect husband. "How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your salvation, with simple, easy-for-a-guy-to-follow instructions on those little things you can never get him to do, such as: <br />- How to Put the Toilet Seat Down<br />- How to Stop Snoring <br />- How to Ask for Directions<br />- Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Dance at a Wedding) <br />It's a must-have guide that will finally convince him it's in his best interest to make you happy, no matter what it takes. <br />GUYS: Don't panic. It's not how perfect you are, it's how perfect she thinks you are. "How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your key to the castle. Imagine what she'll let you get away with if you master a few skills, such as: <br />- How to Appear Calm While She's Driving<br />- How to Apologize Convincingly<br />- How to Enjoy a Chick Flick<br />- Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Hide Your Porn) <br />"How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt includes countless tips and tricks for keeping you sane, keeping her happy, and keeping you both laughing.
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  # An American in Duke’s Clothing
  
  
  ## Unlikely Match Series
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## Mindy Burbidge Strunk
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Copyright © 2019 by Mindy Burbidge Strunk
  
  
  All rights reserved.
  
  
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  # Acknowledgments
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  This book has been a work of love for almost seven years. It is the first
  story I ever put to paper and has undergone many transformations over the
  years. I would be remiss if I did not thank my amazing husband. He has
  supported me all the way. When I’ve thrown up my hands in defeat, he was there
  to encourage me to continue. He cheered for me every time I’ve sa