title: The Big Book of Sick Christmas Haiku
author: Sick Christmas Haiku Project
description: The Sick Christmas Haiku Project was born over a decade ago when three corporate lawyers in tedious, soul-destroying jobs sought to numb the existential horror that comes with actually working for a living after close to a decade of post-secondary education. Avoiding obvious solutions such as alcohol, drugs, religion or a duffle bag full of guns smuggled into the office the night before that big M&amp;A deal is supposed to close, they began exchanging sick haiku via email. Because the brain-sucking zombification wrought by corporate law is particularly intense right before the holiday season (not only do investment bankers want their deals to close before the end of the year, they want them to be ready before they jet off to St. Maarten), the focus quickly became dark, depraved, sick Christmas haiku. The rest is history. For reasons that will be glaringly obvious after reading a portion of this book, the members of The Sick Christmas Haiku Project wish to remain anonymous.
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  Good Indian
  
  
    
    
  CHAPTER I. PEACEFUL HART RANCH  
    
  CHAPTER II. GOOD INDIAN  
    
  CHAPTER III. OLD WIVES TALES  
    
  CHAPTER IV. THE CHRISTMAS ANGEL  
    
  CHAPTER V. "I DON'T CARE MUCH ABOUT GIRLS"  
    
  CHAPTER VI. THE CHRISTMAS ANGEL PLAYS GHOST  
    
  CHAPTER VII. MISS GEORGIE HOWARD, OPERATOR  
    
  CHAPTER VIII. THE AMIABLE ANGLER  
    
  CHAPTER IX. PEPPAJEE JIM "HEAP SABES"  
    
  CHAPTER X. MIDNIGHT PROWLERS  
    
  CHAPTER XI. "YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH ME"  
    
  CHAPTER XII. "THEM DAMN SNAKE"  
    
  [CHAPTER XIII. CLOUD-SIGN VERSUS CUPID  
    
  ](Good%20Indian_split_001.html#filepos212298)[CHAPTER XIV. THE CLAIM-JUMPERS  
    
  ](Good%20Indian_split_001.html#filepos232479)[CHAPTER XV. SQUAW-TALK-FAR-OFF
  HEAP SMART  
    
  ](Good%20Indian_split_001.html#filepos258820)[CHAPTER XVI. "DON'T GET
  EXCITED!"  
    
  ](Good%20Indian_split_001.html#filepos287644)[CHAPTER XVII. A LITTLE TARGET-
  PRACTICE  
    
  ](Good%20Indian_split_001.html#filepos313407)[CHAPTER XVIII. A SHOT FROM T