title: A Very Klingon Khristmas (Star Trek)
author:  Paul Ruditis 
description: <b>Paul Ruditis</b> is the author of many licensed fiction and nonfiction companion books, from <i>Charmed</i> and <i>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</i> to <i>Star Trek</i> and <i>Bones,</i> among others. He lives in Burbank, California.
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  **DON’T GO TO**  
   **SLEEP!**
  
    
  
   **Goosebumps - 54**
  
   **R.L. Stine**
  
   **(An Undead Scan v1.5)**
  
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  **1**
  
    
    
  
   _Klonk!_ “Ow! The Klingon got me!”
  
  I rubbed my head and kicked my life-sized photo of a Klingon—one of those
  warlike aliens on _Star Trek_ —out of the way. I’d been reaching for one of my
  favorite books, _Ant Attack on Pluto,_ when the big hunk of cardboard fell off
  the top shelf and klonked me on the head.
  
  I kicked the Klingon again. “Take that, you evil piece of cardboard!”
  
  I was fed up. My stuff kept attacking me.
  
  My room was packed with junk. Things were always leaping off the walls and
  whacking me on the head. This wasn’t the first time.
  
  “Uhn!” I gave the Klingon another kick for good measure.
  
  “Matthew Amsterdam, twelve-year-old geek.” My older brother, Greg, stood in my
  bedroom doorway, murmuring into a tape recorder.
  
  “Get out of my room!” I grumbled.
  
  Greg totally ignored me. He always does.
  
  “Matt is skinny, small for his age, with a round,