title: Stop Waiting for Prince Charming! He's Already Married to Bob.: The Odds of Getting Married and Other Nonsense
author:  Anita Reinsma 
description: At age ten, Anita Reinsma vividly remembers transforming the family's basement into a theater. It became the entertainment capital of the world for her and the neighborhood. All of the kids collaborated on plays and musicals. The only time the theater was ever dark was when the Mickey Mouse Club was on! She was twelve when there was talk of moving from Chicago to California. What an adventure! The family (dad, mom, older brother Bert, Anita) packed up the Chevy station wagon and traveled Route 66 to the Golden State. Anita's pursued journalism and photography in high school and college. Her first professional job was in advertising--writing and producing commercials. Next came writing and producing videos for movie studios, corporations and rock concerts. She has stumped the band on the Tonight Show, performed as a circus clown and looks forward to winning the Nobel Prize or Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes. Her first book is Stop Waiting for Prince Charming! Hes Already Married to Bob. The Odds of Getting Married and Other Nonsense. When two men marry each other, a females odds of finding Prince Charming decrease. This book is a witty collection of essays taking a creative look at our world today. Its a crazy, funny read! The book can be ordered with the red/green cover or the wedding cake cover due to author indecision! Some essays are hilariously reenacted on You Tube! Anita lives in Southern California with her daughter, Christina, three cats and a yellow lab. She is working on an autobiography and hopes Lady Gaga will play her in the movie adaptation. Until then..."Tot ziens!"
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  Disgraced by His Grace!
  
  Frederick, Duke of Falconwood, has vowed never to marry, instead dedicating
  himself to protecting his country. But when he’s caught in a very compromising
  position with a coquettish debutante, Freddy does the only thing that will
  salvage her reputation—he proposes marriage!
  
  Even though Minette Rideau craves the stoic duke’s touch, she knows she can’t
  become his wife. For giving in to her desires will reveal a shameful secret,
  putting much more than her virtue in jeopardy...
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Freddy broke their kiss and pulled Minette close.
  
  Breathing rapidly, she rested her cheek on his chest and he bent to kiss her
  crown, his own breathing none too steady.
  
  “It wouldn’t do to be caught out again,” he said gently.
  
  “No,” she agreed, much to his body’s painful disappointment.
  
  She placed a hand on his lapel and stroked down the fabric. Delight with her
  response to his touch was a wild beat in his blood. This attraction was a
  positive sign for their mar