title: Vampires Need Not...Apply?: An Accidentally Yours Novel
author:  Mimi Jean Pamfiloff 
description: "Pamfiloff injects smart-ass humor into every scene...plot and characters are pure fun."<b><i><em>Publishers Weekly</em> on SUNGOD SEEKS...SURROGATE?</i></b><br /><br />"Strikes a balance between outrageous humor and a thoroughly satisfying love story with aplomb...it won't be difficult to fall for Ixtab and her remarkable transformation, not to mention the thoroughly endearing secondary characters and their scene-stealing plotlines."<b><i><em>RT Book Reviews</em> on VAMPIRES NEED NOT...APPLY?</i></b><br /><br /><strong>"I cannot possibly put in one review all of the reasons you should read </strong><em>Vampires Need Not...Apply?</em><strong> </strong>Mimi Jean Pamfiloff is a master, perfectly balancing hotness (Antonio is just the tip of the iceberg) and humor."<b><i>http://vampirebookclub.net/ on VAMPIRES NEED NOT...APPLY?</i></b><br /><br />"If you're looking for a read that's a little bit silly, a little bit sexy and a whole lot of fun you need to pick <i>Accidentally...Evil?</i> up. I'm off to pick up the other three now. Damn it was a funny one."<b><i>http://herdingcats-burningsoup.blogspot.com/ on ACCIDENTALLY...EVIL?</i></b><br /><br />"I really love the Accidentally Yours series. I just never know what will happen next."<b><i>http://romancing-the-book.com/ on ACCIDENTALLY...EVIL?</i></b><br /><br />"I want to read the next book in the series so bad. I hope I can handle the wait. It just seems that I get deeper and deeper into this series."<b><i>http://romancing-the-book.com/ on SUN GOD SEEKS...SURROGATE?</i></b>
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