title: Sister, Spy
author: Menachem Misgav
description: More books from<span>Menahem Misgav:</span><span>5th Floow Below</span>
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  ### P E R F E C T
  
  
  
  
  
  ## NATASHA FRIEND
  
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  FOR E-ROCK AND )-BUG,
  
  
  WITH LOVE
  
  
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  ### P E R F E C T
  
  
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  # 1
  
  APRIL USED TO BE MY SISTER. She used to he
  
  
  nine and charming. She used to respect the two most
  
  
  important laws of sisterhood: Thou shalt not spy and Thou
  
  
  shalt not report thy sister's crimes to the authorities.
  
  Now Ape Face is ten and everything's different. She is
  
  
  evil, and she must he destroyed.
  
  Here's how it happened: The week before school
  
  
  started, my ex-sister burst through the closed door of the
  
  
  bathroom we share and found me. On my knees. With my
  
  
  head in the toilet.
  
  "EMwAVw," she said. " Naaasty.
  
  
  I removed my fingers from my throat and swallowed.
  
  
  "Don't tell Mom."
  
  "Don't tell Mom what?" she s