title: How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter
author:  Ann Coulter 
description: &#8220;No one on the right is so iconic. . . . The officialdom of punditry, so full of phonies and dullards, would suffer without her humor and fire.&#8221; &#8212;<i>Time</i> magazine, in a cover story<br><br><br><i>From the Trade Paperback edition.</i>
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  How to talk to a liberal (if you must):
  
  
  the world according to Ann Coulter
  
  
  By
  
  
  Ann Coulter
  
  
  Contents
  
  
  1
  
  
  How to Talk to a Liberal 1
  
  
  2
  
  
  This Is War 19
  
  
  How 9/11 Happened 19
  
  
  This Is War 22
  
  
  The Hun Is at the Gate 25
  
  
  Attack France! 27
  
  
  May I Turn Down Your Bed, Mohammad? 30
  
  
  Build Them Back 32
  
  
  This Whistle-Blower They Like 34
  
  
  My Name Is Adolf 36
  
  
  Beauty Pageants Can Be Murder 39
  
  
  War-Torn Democrats 41
  
  
  "Will of Allah" Preempts Iraq Invasion 43
  
  
  Kissing Cousins: New York Literati and Nazis 45
  
  
  TheEnemy Within 48
  
  
  At Least Saddam Wasn't at Tailhook! 50
  
  
  Liberals Meet Unexpected Resistance 52
  
  
  We Don't Care 54
  
  
  Taking Liberties 57
  
  
  How to Lose a War 59
  
  
  "The Plan" 61
  
  
  It's Like Christmas in December! 64
  
  
  Al Qaeda Barks, the Spanish Fly 66
  
  
  TitforTet 68
  
  
  This Is History Calling - Quick, Get Me Rewrite! 70
  
  
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  A Muslim by Any Other Name Blows Up Just the Same 73
  
  
  John Davis: American Hero 73
  
  
  Where's Janet Reno When We Need Her? 76
  
  
  