title: My Secret Life: Parts 1 and 2 (Two Books)
author: Anonymous
description: 1994 BOMC trade paperback, From his precocious childhood to the end of what he calls his "amatory career," an adventurous Victorian known only as "Walter" records a breathtaking carnal epic through hundreds of sexual encounters with one or more nursemaids, prostitutes, cousins, actresses, workingmen, and other men's wives. In ruling everything sexual within the realm of possibility, Walter reveals "varied delights...whims and fancies normal and abnormal," sexual violence, fetishes-and sometimes, surprisingly, love.- Amazon
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  # AUTHOR’S FOREWORD
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I AM AN IDIOT.
  
  
  
  
  
  YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ALREADY, IF YOU’VE READ THE PREVIOUS THREE VOLUMES OF MY
  AUTOBIOGRAPHY. IF, BY CHANCE, YOU HAVEN’T READ THEM, THEN DON’T WORRY. YOU’LL
  GET THE IDEA. AFTER ALL, NOTHING IN THIS BOOK WILL MAKE ANY KIND OF SENSE TO
  YOU. YOU’LL BE CONFUSED AT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE FREE KINGDOMS AND THE
  HUSHLANDS. YOU’LL WONDER WHY I KEEP PRETENDING THAT MY GLASSES ARE MAGICAL.
  YOU’LL BE BAFFLED BY ALL THESE INSANE CHARACTERS.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  (ACTUALLY, YOU’LL PROBABLY WONDER ALL OF THOSE SAME THINGS IF YOU START FROM
  THE BEGINNING TOO. THESE BOOKS DON’T REALLY MAKE A LOT OF SENSE, YOU SEE. TRY
  LIVING THROUGH ONE OF THEM SOMETIME. THEN YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO
  BE CONFUSED.)
  
  
  
  
  
  ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE OTHER THREE BOOKS, THEN DON’T
  BOTHER. THAT WILL MAKE THIS BOOK EVEN MORE CONFUSING TO YOU, AND THAT’S
  EXACTLY WHAT I WANT. B