title: Giggle Fit: Hilarious Halloween Jokes
author:  Alison Grambs 
description: Kindergarten-Grade 3Nothing is scary or horrible about this delightful collection. There are ghosts, witches, and werewolves, but the jokes are sweet and gently funny. "What do old spirits do when they retire? They move to a ghost town." "Why do skeletons make great stand-up comedians? Because they've got real funny bones." Goofy color cartoons on every page portray adorable, innocent-looking monsters, vampires, bats, etc. Children will love this book.<i>Cynde Suite, Bartow County Library System, Adairsville, GA</i> <br />Copyright  Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
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  THE CUCKOO  
  CLOCK OF DOOM
  
    
  
  Goosebumps - 28
  
  R.L. Stine
  
  (An Undead Scan v1.5)
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  > “Michael, your shoe’s untied.”
  
  > My sister, Tara, sat on the front steps, grinning at me. Another one of her
  > dumb jokes.
  
  > I’m not an idiot. I knew better than to look down at my shoe. If I did,
  > she’d slap me under the chin or something.
  
  > “I’m not falling for that old trick,” I told her.
  
  > Mom had just called me and the brat inside for dinner. An hour before she
  > had made us go outside because she couldn’t stand our fighting anymore.
  
  > It was impossible not to fight with Tara.
  
  > When it comes to stupid tricks, Tara never knows when to quit. “I’m not
  > kidding,” she insisted. “Your shoe’s untied. You’re going to trip.”
  
  > “Knock it off, Tara,” I said. I started up the front steps.
  
  > My left shoe seemed to cling to the cement. I pulled it up with a jerk.
  
  > “Yuck!” I’d stepped on something sticky.
  
  > I glanced at Tara. She’s a skinny little squirt, with a wide re