title: The Spooky Scrapbook
author: Kees Moerbeek
description: It's always nice to keep a scrapbook of important events in your life... even if you've already died twice. In this sinister scrapbook, the protagonist wants to preserve this year's happy birthday memories, which he celebrates with all his relatives (dead or alive): Nephew Frankie, Uncle Hunch, Granddaddy Bones, the Witch aunts, even Uncle Drac, in from Transylvania. The decidedly pointy-fanged birthday boy sends out invitations, opens presents ("real poltergeist slime from Cousin Spook!"), and delights in a ghastly gourmet meal of soup with eyes and worm spaghetti. After dinner the revelers play music and dance till dawn.
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  My Job Went to India
  
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   **The Pragmatic Bookshelf**
  
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