title: Invasion of the Bastard Cannibals: And other true stories from a Southerner beyond the Mason-Dixon (Where the Hell Were Your Parents)
author:  Nathan Weathington 
description: This book is part memoir and part stand-up act Weathington is very funny and his work is recommended for 'real men' and vegans alike." - Publishers Weekly
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  Copyright © 2019 by Rachel A. Marks
  
  
    
  All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof  
  may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever  
  without the express written permission of the publisher  
  except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.
  
  
  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are
  the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any
  resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely
  coincidental.
  
  
  Printed in the United States of America
  
  
  First Printing, 2019
  
  
  ASIN: B081CBLXM9
  
  
  
  
  
  www.RachelAnneMarks.com
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Dear Reader,
  
  
  
  
  
  Welcome to the realms of the Otherborn. If you are new to these paths, please
  know you must tread lightly, the fae here are nothing to toy with. Read these
  stories in any order, but always at your own risk.
  
  
  Some may wish to open the door