title: The Story of the Quite Remarkable Adventures of the Owl and Pussycat
author:  Eric Idle 
description: Eric Idle, a former member of Monty Python's Flying Circus, adapts Edward Lear's poems and drawings into a delightful retelling of the tale of "The Owl and the Pussycat." Filled with jokes for adults and children alike, this is a delight to the ear. Idle exuberantly performs a dozen different silly voices, sings at least as many silly songs, and has the tone just right. Idle breaks the chapters frequently, often commenting on the title, and even integrates the instructions to turn over the tape into his narration. Puns, social commentary, gentle humor, and old-fashioned storytelling are woven into a well-paced whole by this comedic veteran. G.T.B.  AudioFile 2002, Portland, Maine-- <i>Copyright  AudioFile, Portland, Maine</i>
zlib_text: # EI Erotic Intelligence: The Complete Collection
  
  
  
  
  
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  ## Anya Merchant
  
  
  Copyright © 2015 by Anya Merchant All rights reserved
  
  
  Kindle Edition
  
  
  
  
  
  This is a work of fiction. All names, characters, places and incidents either
  are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any
  resemblance to actual events or persons is entirely coincidental. This work is
  intended for adults only. It contains substantial sexually explicit language
  and scenes that may be considered offensive by some readers. None of the
  characters engaging in sexual conduct in this work of fiction are under the
  age of 18, legally unable to give consent, or related by blood.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ## CHAPTER 1
  
  The sun was out, the birds were chirping, and Dan had the distinct feeling
  that he’d overslept. He slowly sat up in his bed, wiping his tired eyes and
  letting one last yawn escape into the air, and then reached for his phone.
  
  
  Dan had planned on meeting his friend Pete for