title: Try and stop me : a collection of anecdotes and stories, mostly humorous
author: Bennett Cerf
description: 1944. Second Printing. Simon and Schuster., 378 pages. 1 lb 6 oz. ( 9 x 6 x .75 inches Green Cloth Hardcover with gold and red accents/lettering spine). Try and Stop Me : A Collection of Anecdotes and Stories, Mostly Humorous by Bennett Cerf, Carl Rose (Illustrator). Humor.
zlib_text: > > **DON’T HATE ME**
  
  > S. DOYLE
  
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  >  **CONTENTS**
  
  >  _Chapter 1_
  
  >  _Chapter 2_
  
  >  _Chapter 3_
  
  >  _Chapter 4_
  
  >  _Chapter 5_
  
  >  _Chapter 6_
  
  >  _Chapter 7_
  
  >  _Chapter 8_
  
  >  _Chapter 9_
  
  >  _Chapter 10_
  
  >  _Chapter 11_
  
  >  _Chapter 12_
  
  >  _Chapter 13_
  
  >  _Chapter 14_
  
  >  _Chapter 15_
  
  >  _Chapter 16_
  
  >  _Don’t Leave Me_
  
  >  _Excerpt Don’t Leave Me_
  
  >  _Also by S. Doyle_
  
  > > **1**
  
  _Princeton_
  
   _November_
  
   _Marc_
  
  ASH: _What are you doing right now?_
  
  Me: _Trying to sleep, but this annoying chick keeps texting me._
  
  Ash: _Is she prettier than I am?_
  
  I smiled. She knew exactly who I was talking a