title: The Overly Honest Baby Book: Uncensored Memories from Babys First Year (Sh!t No One Tells You)
author:  Dawn Dais 
description: <DIV><BR></DIV><br /><br />"Any parent who does not find this book funny and does not want to give it to a new parent or soon-to-be-parent just doesn't have the sort of sense of humor needed to bring up a child while keeping at least a few parental brain cells intact. That parent should probably hold onto <i>The Overly Honest Baby Book</i> for himself or herself, to use with the <i>next</i> baby."<b><i>Infodad blog</b></i><br /><br />"Dawn Dais' slim hardbound volume is not only useful...it's a perfect release for all the unwonderful baby memories."<b>The Entertainment Report</b><br /><br />"Dawn Dais has thoughtfully and humorously spun the standard "Baby's First Year" with a parent's version that has me giggling like a school girl... literally the perfect gift for a first-time mom."<b>BleepingMotherhood.com</b>
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  For the Tanz family. Without you I wouldn’t have the awesome Thanksgiving memories of my
  childhood, like playing Balderdash and learning the word farctate, or eating liquor-soaked trifle
  and unknowingly getting drunk for the first time at seven years old. Love you all, and congrats
  Gillybean and Jeff. I already know your baby will be awesome at Balderdash.
  
  CONTENTS
  Prologue
  Chapter 1
  Chapter 2
  Chapter 3
  Chapter 4
  Chapter 5
  Chapter 6
  Epilogue
  Feast of Love
  Also by Ceri Grenelle
  About the Author
  
  O
  PROLOGUE
  Halloween Night
  phelia Croft, Ophi to her friends and family, watched from the edge of the high school
  gymnasium as her baby sister danced with a man. She’d never seen her sister dance with a guy
  before, let alone look at one the way she was looking at Joshua right then. Seriously though, if Nettie
  could still want the guy after Ophi had convinced him to put on that Zorro costume, then it must be
  love.