title: The Married Kama Sutra: The World's Least Erotic Sex Manual
author:  Simon Rich 
description: <br />"A hilarious look at conjugal bliss amidst life with the kids, the dishwasher, and other post-nuptial trappings." -- <i>The San Antonio Express-News</i><br /><br /><br /><br />"Simon Rich and Farley Katz capture several vignettes in this perfect-as-a-stocking-stuffer gift for your favorite couple." --- <em>The New York Times</em><br /><br />"The long married...may find more satisfaction in this not-so-sexy but quite hilarious volume." - <i>More</i><br /><br />"We could go on and on about the stratospherically accomplished, Brooklyn-based funnymen behind a new, illustrated ode to modern love, <i>The Married Kama Sutra</i> (Little, Brown). It's a too-true-to-life parody of sex after marriage, with witty depictions of the behaviors couples fall into that render the phrase 'long-term romance' oxymoronic." -- Elyse Moody, <em>Elle</em><br /><br />Praise for WHAT IN GOD'S NAME:<br /><br />"Divinely funny."<b>Elissa Schapell</b>, <b><i><i>Vanity Fair</i></i></b>
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  The Husband Wins
  
  
  A Hotwife Awakening
  
  
  
  
  
  Matt Coolomon
  
  
  Sher Madonna
  
  
  
  
  
  Adults Only
  
  
  High level erotic content
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Copyright © 2018 Matt Coolomon
  
  
  All rights reserved. No part of this Book may be reproduced, stored in a
  retrieval system or transmitted, in any form, without the written consent of
  the copyright holder.
  
  
  This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any real life person is
  coincidental.  This book contains depictions of sexually explicit acts. It is
  intended for adults only. All characters portrayed are 18 years or older.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  The Husband Wins is a standalone 61,000 word X-Rated hotwife novel. Please
  enjoy!
  
  
  ~ Matt and Sher
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
    
  
  
  Chapter 1
  
  
  
  
  
  “That’s the guy there,” Ken tells his wife as his new co-worker strolls from
  the workshop entrance and across the parking lot to a yellow 80’s Mustang. “Is
  that him?”
  
  
  “Yes,” Mischa answers simply. “That’s definitely Jason.”
  
  
  “Yeah, I knew it. When I was talking 