title: Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family
author:  L. G. Keltner 
description: L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband. Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and shes been trying to write novels since the age of six. Needless to say, those earliest attempts werent all that good. Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.
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  **Self-Help 101 or:**
  
  **How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family**
  
    
  
  **By L.G. Keltner**
  
    
  
    
  
  **Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My
  Family**
  
  **Copyright 2015 by L.G. Keltner**
  
    
  
  **Smashwords Edition**
  
    
  
  **All rights reserved. Published in the United States of America by L.G.
  Keltner. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner
  whatsoever without the written permission of the author, except for the
  inclusion of brief quotations in a review.**
  
    
  
  **This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, and incidents are products of
  the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, is
  purely coincidental.**
  
    
  
  **Cover Art by L.G. Keltner**
  
    
  
    
  
  This book is dedicated to all the awkward teenagers of the world, and also to
  all the awkward adults who are still trying to make sense of life. May you all
  learn to conquer the world in your own unique way.
  
    
  
    
  
  **