title: The Graveyard Letters
author: Randy Pitts
description: Award winning writer and poet Randy Pitts lives in the mountains north of Asheville, North Carolina. The Graveyard Letters is his second novel.
zlib_text: SAY CHEESE  
  AND DIE!
  
  Goosebumps - 04
  
  R.L. Stine
  
  (An Undead Scan v1.5)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  1
  
  “There’s nothing to do in Pitts Landing,” Michael Warner said, his hands
  shoved into the pockets of his faded denim cutoffs.
  
  “Yeah. Pitts Landing is the pits,” Greg Banks said.
  
  Doug Arthur and Shari Walker muttered their agreement.
  
  Pitts Landing Is The Pits. That was the town slogan, according to Greg and his
  three friends. Actually, Pitts Landing wasn’t much different from a lot of
  small towns with quiet streets of shady lawns and comfortable old houses.
  
  But here it was, a balmy fall afternoon, and the four friends were hanging
  around Greg’s driveway, kicking at the gravel, wondering what to do for fun
  and excitement.
  
  “Let’s go to Grover’s and see if the new comic books have come in,” Doug
  suggested.
  
  “We don’t have any money, Bird,” Greg told him.
  
  Everyone called Doug “Bird”, because he looked a lot like a bird. A better
  nickname might have been “Stork”. He had long, skinny legs and took long,
  