title: How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity: A Guide to Financial Freedom
author:  Patricia Carlin 
description: I need this manual. You probably do too.Examiner.com<br /><br />Highly entertaining and hilarious, with a bit of tongue-in-cheek sarcasm, <i>How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity</i> is worth even the 15 minutes of fame your feline may warrant.<i>Creators Syndicate</i><br /><br />This is an actually, seriously funny thing... a book that can make you <i>literally</i> do what the initials LOL originally meant.<i>Austin Chronicle</i><br /><br />a hilarious guide to turning your feline into the next Maru. <i>Washington Post Express</i><br /> <br /> If my purrsonal assistants had access to all the information in this marvelous book back when I started playing the piano all those years ago, Im certain the road to my own internet fame would have had fewer bumps along the way. A must-read for anyone wishing to aid their favorite feline in becoming an internet celebrity. - Nora The Piano Cat <br /><br />Patricia Carlin has taken a hot topic and turned it into state-of-the-art comedy. Even [people] who hate cats will find this one amusing. Anna Jedrziewski, <i>Retailing Insight</i> <br /><br />For eons cats have been playful, inquisitive, empathetic, and all-around loving companions. And for eons man has thought, Yeah, but whats in it for me? But now with <i>How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity</i>,<i> </i>man and feline can join forces to achieve levels of stardom, merchandising, and unique resume additions heretofore unimagined, all so that one day you can achieve the obscene level of wealth necessary to use the word summer as a verb.Francesco Marciuliano, <i>I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats</i>
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  My Billionaire Castaway
  
  
  Clean Billionaire Romance
  
  
  Written by
  
  
  Cate Remy
  
  
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  # Table of Contents
  
  
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  [Copyright Page](part0001.