title: Don't Throw Feathers at Chickens: A Collection of Texas Political Humor
author: Charles Herring
description: The lighter side of Texas politics is exposed in this fun-filled collection of Texas political humor. The authors, Charles Herring Jr. and Walter Richter, have rounded up a generous collection of stories, one-liners, and anecdotes that all really happened in the Texas political scene. Included are stories about Lyndon Johnson, George Bush, Ann Richards, Clayton Williams, John Connally, Gib Lewis, Jim Mattox, Maury Maverick, Ross Perot, Sam Rayburn, and almost any other political figure who has said or done something funny. Introduction by former Texas Governor Ann Richards.
zlib_text: Straight Jock Tickled by Two Gays on a Mission
  Part Four
  By Jeremy Jenkins
   
  Power surged through me and made my dick even harder as I pointed the gun
  at The Tickler.
   
  The leather-clad audience recoiled, afraid.
   
  The Tickler was leaning against the wall, panting. He shook the hand he’d
  just been jerking off with and flung a gob of cum to the ground.
   
  “Well,” he began, “What are your demands?”
   
  I held the gun pointed at him steadily. “Where is the senator’s son?” I
  interrogated.
   
  He laughed maniacally, the sound reverberating throughout his sex bunker.
   
  “I don’t know what’s so funny.” I said, cutting through the uncontrollable
  sound.
   
  This motherfucker was making my patience wear thin.
   
  “It’s—It’s just…” He managed to choke out, cackling madly, “I AM the
  senator’s son!”
   
  I was stunned. The senator in question was one of the most right-wing, anti-
  gay representatives that had ever graced the halls of the senate.
   
  No wonder he was paying my firm big money to keep this case quiet