title: A Field Guide to Geezers: An Illustrated Look at a Curious Branch of Hominids
author: Rae Ellen Lee
description: As the daughter of a stump rancher and powder monkey named Post Hole Augerson, Rae Ellens enthusiasm for geezers began at an early age. For thirty years, she carefully charted the activities of geezers everywhere life took her. She further honed viewing techniques while working as a landscape architect with the U.S. Forest Service, an agency of unusual species richness. Now a grandmother, Rae Ellen spends summer months stalking her prey in Northern Idaho and Montana, and the rest of the year exploring the canyons of the southwestern U.S. with her canine companion, Suds. Look for her at cowboy poetry events, antique tractor shows, harmonica festivals and Mike the Headless Chicken Days in Fruita, CO. Visit www.RaeEllenLee.com for more information about the author and her other books.
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  Lexi Harder
  
  © 2019 Lexi Harder. All rights reserved.
  
  This is a work of fiction and all individuals depicted within are fully
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  > GENERAL FIODE LIATHE
  
  H’Kakeh waves two tentacles in agitation. “Are you sure that this is going to
  work?”
  
  Fiode Liathe, General of the First Division, tries to soothe the head of zes
  Science Division. They’ve had this conversation multiple times during the last
  few cycles. Ze knows that H’Kakeh is fully behind their plan, but the
  Zianthian is easily flustered, especially when politicians get involved.
  
  “Calm yourself, our anthropology team did extensive research from earth
  sources depicting the most virile and masculine breeding studs. They find this
  form and thought process irresistible, and you know your team perfectly
  replicated what is required.”
  
  “What if they didn’t get a large enough sample? The species is backwards
  enough that they still 