TEXT: Sword of the Bastard Elf Item List
  +1 Ring of the Silver-
  manes
  Junk
  +3 Loaded Dice of 
  “Th e Mark”
  Junk
  10-Foot 
  Dungeoneering Pole
  Junk
  Aggie’s Staff 
  Equip
  Air Scepter
  Junk
  Ant Rid
  Junk
  Th e Axe of the
  Bastard Elf
  Equip
  Azari PCS with
  4000-in-1 games
  cartridge
  Junk
  If you lose this ring or discard it then 
  turn to 297.
  Th er e’s something wrong with whoever rigged 
  these dice. Discard to re-roll any or all of your 
  dice in a single roll, but only if they rolled 4 or 
  higher. Second roll stands.
  Add 30 to the number of the paragraph you’re on, 
  then turn to that paragraph. If the entry you’re 
  reading makes sense then keep reading, if not 
  turn back to the original paragraph.
  You can’t wield the magicks of this staff b ut it has 
  a cool intimidating skull on it. All enemies have 
  -1 DIFFICULTY for the fi r st round of combat.
  -
  A sweet, poisonous substance which ants fi n d 
  irresistible, and deadly. 
  Rid-Ants: Get Rid of Th em!
  Musical instrument. +5 ÉLAN in musical 
  HASSLES,  +1 ÉLAN in all other HASSLES,  +10 
  MAX EFFORT.
  -
  Baby Rukh
  Junk
  -
  
  Bag of Child Bones
  Junk
  Barrel
  Equip
  Bastard Sword
  of the Elf
  Equip
  Bathrobe
  Equip
  Better Bones 
  & 
  Graveyards
  Junk
  Big Rock Goblin
  Mountain Oyster
  Junk
  Bilgeton
   Championship Belt
  Equip
  Bloody Dulcimer
  Equip
  Blue Pot
  Junk
  Book of
  Unknowable
  Secrets
  Junk
  Boots of Elfish
  Stomping
  Equip
  -
  If you take damage roll a die. On a 6 the barrel 
  absorbs all the damage but disintegrates and must 
  be discarded.
  You’re not sure this thing has ever been sharp. 
  +1 ÉLAN outside of combat only.
  Combine with Sword of the Elf Bastard or 
  Calibur to form the Sword of the Bastard Elf. Com-
  bine with Idle Hands or the Fender Lute to form 
  the Axe of the Bastard Elf.
  It’s comfy, but something’s wrong...
  Counts as a cloak. Protects you and all items 
  from effects of corrosion. -5 max EFFORT.
  You’d have to be in desperate danger to root 
  around in this mighty tome of insane magicks. 
  Can only be used in combat - turn to 1447 to leaf 
  through it for a “hail mary”.
  Discard to restore 10 EFFORT and counts as a 
  night’s sleep. If you see the words “got a lot of 
  balls” in the text then you can add 23 to the para-
  graph number and turn to that paragraph.
  +5 max Effort
  It’s covered in your blood but still counts as a 
  musical instrument.
  It’s just booze. Discard to get drunk (-1 ÉLAN 
  until you next rest).
  The secrets in this book claw at the back of your 
  mind, begging you to just take a peek. Ever para-
  graph you turn to costs 1 EFFORT until you give 
  in and turn to 573 to open the book.
  If you win a round of combat against an Elf then 
  gain back half the EFFORT expended, rounding 
  down to the nearest whole number.
  
  Bottle of Booze
  Junk
  Discard to get drunk (-1 ÉLAN until you 
  next rest)
  Bottle of Milk
  Junk
  Discard to restore 5 EFFORT and add the Milk-
  man’s Calling Card to your LOOT.
  Bottomless Thermos
  of Scalding Soup
  Junk
  Once per day restore 5 EFFORT at the cost of 1 
  ÉLAN, or discard to throw at an enemy in com-
  bat or in a musical battle and remove all FISTS 
  from that opponent for one round.
  Bow of the Wood
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN outside of combat. -1 ÉLAN in combat
  but restore 1 EFFORT for each round of combat
  where you spent any EFFORT and won.
  Brenda
  Junk
  Discard an item or 5 Guilders to gain 1 FIST for a 
  round. Every time you rest she will steal a JUNK 
  item from you assuming you have any - remove 
  one from your LOOT.
  Brunnenfeld
  Championship Belt
  Equip
  +5 max EFFORT.
  Butthead
  Junk
  Can’t be discarded. +1 FIST but all HASSLES 
  now count as MULTIPLE HASSLES.
  Calibur
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN, +1 FIST.
  Combine with the Bastard Sword of the Elf to form 
  the Sword of the Bastard Elf.
  Cape Made of 
  Elf Skins
  Equip
  Smells horrible but it’s a good conversation start-
  er. HASSLES involving humans 
  are -1 DIFFICULTY.
  Cast Iron Skillet
  Equip
  Restore 5 extra EFFORT whenever you regain 
  EFFORT from rest. Combine with the Giant Bird 
  Egg to make the Gigantic Fried Egg.
  Chamber Pot
  Equip
  Might make a nice helmet, if you can see out of it.
  +1 ÉLAN in combat, -1 FIST outside of combat.
  Cheap Halberd
  Equip
  The head feels a bit loose. In combat: -2 ÉLAN, 
  +1 damage to TOUGHNESS. If you roll a 6 on
  your FIST dice it breaks at the end of the round
  and must be discarded.
  
  Clapped-Out
  Old Nag
  Junk
  -
  Class Ring
  Equip
  +1 to your FIST rolls if neither you nor your
  opponent are armed.
  Cockeye
  Junk
  -
  Confessor’s Shovel
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN. Can’t be voluntarily discarded, sold or
  given away. Should you lose it, turn to 207.
  Cornamuse
  Equip
  Musical instrument. +1 ÉLAN in musical HAS-
  SLES.
  Creaking Maille
  Equip
  A very obsolete shirt of heavy armour. Every 
  action which costs any EFFORT costs 2 more 
  EFFORT. If you are injured from any source roll a 
  die: on a 3 or higher the Maille protects you and 
  you take no damage.
  Crowing Club
  Equip
  +2 ÉLAN first round of combat only. Undead
  HASSLES have -2 DIFFICULTY. Can’t be dis-
  carded until the text says so.
  Crystal Spectacles
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN. If you lose a round of combat and you
  have a 1 on any FIST dice, they are smashed,
  unless you’re equipped with a ranged weapon.
  Cut Purse
  Junk
  Discard to gain 5 Guilders.
  Dapper Garb
  Equip
  +1 FIST. Can’t be worn with any armour, helmet
  or shield. 
  Combine with Full Harness of Goblin, Shining 
  Brass or Steel Plate to form Imposing Attire.
  Debaucherous Hat
  Equip
  +1 FIST in all conversational HASSLES.
  Combine with the Magnificent Outfit to form the 
  Resplendent Regalia.
  Dented Helm
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN in combat, -1 ÉLAN out of combat.
  
  Detachable Tail
  Junk
  Discard to avoid the CONSEQUENCE of losing a
  Dire Wolf
  Junk
  Dire Wolf Cloak
  Equip
  Dragon Balls
  Junk
  Dwarfen Troupe
  Junk
  Eagle Eye
  Junk
  Eau de Bilge
  Junk
  Elf Bastard
  Junk
  Elfen Dagger
  Equip
  Elfen Ration
  Junk
  Elfen Secret 
  Herbs and Spices
  Junk
  Elfish Cloak
  of Invisibility
  Equip
  round or fleeing combat entirely.
  Use to force MULTIPLE HASSLES to attack 
  you one at a time: they are dealt with as single 
  HASSLES in turn. Each turn the Dire Wolf causes 
  this effect, roll a die. On a  1 or 2 he gets himself 
  killed and must be discarded.
  The poor animal this belonged to wasn’t too 
  bright but it always tried hard, and maybe wear-
  ing its skin has made it rub off on you. Or maybe 
  it’s just the blood oozing from this uncured hide.  
  -1 ÉLAN, +5 max EFFORT.
  -
  Band member. +1 FIST in musical HASSLES. 
  Keep this FIST die aside - if you roll 5 or 6 then 
  roll it again and add the result to the first roll to 
  find your FIST score.
  Discard to gain +1 ÉLAN until next rest, or 
  +2 ÉLAN when using a ranged weapon.
  The foul odour of civilisation that humans crave.  
  Discard to deduct 2 from the DIFFICULTY of a 
  HASSLE involving a human or humans.
  -
  -1 ÉLAN in combat.
  Re-roll a FIST dice once per HASSLE.
  Discard to roll a die, adding 2 to the roll if this is 
  the ration you started the game with.
  On a roll of 1-3 turn to 658. On 4-6 turn to 1092. 
  On 7 or more turn to 1348.
  Discard when eating a food item to double its 
  effects.
  You think it looks “dashing”. +1 ÉLAN for any 
  HASSLE involving hiding, running away or 
  sneaking around.
  
  Elfish Prodigy
  Junk
  Band member. + 3 ÉLAN in musical HASSLES.
  Enchanted Tools
  Junk
  Can stand in for any item 
  when crafting clothing or hats.
  Enough Rope
  Junk
  -
  Esky Full of
  Cold Ones
  Junk
  All HASSLES are +1 DIFFICULTY while you’re 
  lugging it around. 
  Discard to get very drunk: -2 ÉLAN until 
  next rest but restore 10 EFFORT.
  Excalibur
  Equip
  Rusty and blunt but still better than most elf 
  swords. +1 ÉLAN.
  Extra Buckles
  Junk
  An elf must-have. Discard to get 1 extra FIST for 
  one round.
  Fairy
  Junk
  Called “Hann” or something. 
  Can’t be discarded and disables all magic items 
  you might have. No magical effects function - 
  you can safely remove cursed items and not turn 
  to the pages they indicate. You may no longer 
  read spells off scrolls or invoke magical powers.
  Fairy Repellent
  Junk
  Works fine on most other living things too. Dis-
  card to reduce the DIFFICULTY of all enemies in 
  a combat HASSLE by 1.
  Familiar Cat
  Junk
  Discard during a multiple HASSLE to not have to
  re-roll your FIST dice for one round.
  Feewald Cake
  Junk
  Discard to restore 20 EFFORT, but you will deal 
  with the next HASSLE at -1 ÉLAN because you 
  are stuffed with chocolate.
  Feewald 
  Championship Belt
  Equip
  It’s more like a ring than a belt. 
  +5 max EFFORT.
  
  Feewald Map
  Junk
  You can check out the Feewald Map on page 68 
  if you’re ever feeling lost.
  Fender Lute
  Equip
  +3 ÉLAN in musical HASSLES, +1 ÉLAN in
  other non-combat HASSLEs.
  Can combine with the Sword of the Elf Bastard to 
  form the Axe of the Bastard Elf.
  Flagon of Ant Goo
  Junk
  -
  Fly Hat
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN in conversational HASSLES.
  Combine with Great Feather to make the
  Foppish Hat.
  Foppish Hat
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN.
  Combine with Gold Crown or Massive Helmet to 
  form Debaucherous Hat. Combine with Imposing 
  Attire to make the Magnificent Outfit.
  Frill Neck
  Equip
  Can’t be worn with a helmet. Covers up 
  Skull Mark on chin if equipped. 
  Craft with Padded Vest to form Dapper Garb.
  Full Harness of 
  Goblin Plate
  -
  Full Harness of 
  Shining Brass Plate
  -
  Full Harness of 
  Steel Plate 
  Junk
  It doesn’t fit.
  Combine any Full Harness of Plate with 
  Dapper Garb to form Imposing Attire. 
  Giant Bird Egg
  Junk
  Discard to restore 5 EFFORT.
  Combine with Cast Iron Skillet to make the 
  Gigantic Fried Egg.
  Giant Drumstick
  Junk
  Discard to restore 10 EFFORT.
  Gigantic Fried Egg
  Junk
  Discard to gain 5 max EFFORT 
  and restore 20 EFFORT.
  Glorious Vessel
  Junk
  -
  
  Glowing Jar
  Junk
  Discard to retrieve the Pickle.
  Gnome Hat
  Equip
  Each time you win a round of a HASSLE 
  where you spent at least some EFFORT, 
  regain 1 EFFORT.
  Gobholme 
  Championship Belt
  Equip
  +5 max EFFORT.
  Gold Crown
  Equip
  +2 ÉLAN in conversational HASSLES. Discard to
  chuck it into your cash pile - gain 10 Guilders. It
  cannot be retrieved once you’ve done this.
  Can be combined with the Foppish Hat to 
  form the Debaucherous Hat.
  Golem 
  Entertainment
  System
  Junk
  Just enough juice for one game...
  The Golem Entertainment System can be con-
  trolled to stand in for you for one entire HASSLE. 
  You will regain any EFFORT you used during the 
  HASSLE afterwards, when
   you discard the Golem. If you are reduced to 
  0 EFFORT during the HASSLE, you will 
  die as normal.
  GRANDMA
  Junk
  -1 FIST. Getting rid of GRANDMA will take a
  night of terrifying introspection - you will not
  rest that night or regain any EFFORT but you
  may discard GRANDMA.
  Great Feather
  Junk
  Combine with Fly Hat to create Foppish Hat.
  Healthy Poultice
  Junk
  A medieval first aid kit. Hopefully healthier than 
  it smells. 
  Discard to regain 1 point of ÉLAN 
  lost to an injury.
  Heavy Crossbow
  Equip
  Trigger action’s too heavy for you, let alone that 
  winch. Use as a club in combat: +1 ÉLAN first 
  round, -1 to FIST rolls second round onwards.
  Heavy Packs
  Junk
  -2 ÉLAN while you’re carrying the HP
  around for your lady friend.
  Heirloom Sword
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN.
  
  Heroic Cloak of
  the Half Elf
  Equip
  No EFFORT is expended in hassles where the 
  enemy is described as scared, terrified, wavering, 
  fleeing or the like.
  Heroic Sword
  Equip
  You can hardly lift the thing but the sight of 
  you waving it around is terrifying. -2 ÉLAN but 
  enemies can only ever attack you one at a time: 
  no more MULTIPLE HASSLES.
  Hiking Boots
  Equip
  HASSLES related to climbing, balancing, 
  swimming and getting onto horseback have -1 
  DIFFICULTY.
  Humanhide Whip
  Equip
  First round of combat only - 2 DIFFICULTY. -1
  FIST for rest of combat.
  Idle Hands
  Equip
  +3 ÉLAN in musical HASSLES, +1 ÉLAN in
  combat HASSLES. Once you’ve won this you can 
  take it as one of your starting items.
  Combine with Sword of the Elf Bastard to form
  The Axe of the Bastard Elf.
  Imposing Attire
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN, +1 FIST.
  Combine with the Mighty Codpiece or the 
  Foppish Hat to create the Magnificent Outfit.
  Ink Pouch
  Junk
  If you tie a combat round you can discard this 
  to make it a win. Regain half the EFFORT you 
  spend in the round back, rounding down.
  Interesting Herbs
  Junk
  If you’re “down” to smoke a “doobie” then turn 
  to 420, the funny weed number.
  Ivory Wand
  Junk
  The lich’s wand commands a terrible price. Lose 
  10 max EFFORT to deduct 1 FIST from an oppo-
  nent during a HASSLE. Do not discard the wand. 
  Both changes are permanent.
  Joe Louis
  Junk
  +1 FIST, -5 EFFORT restored due to rest because
  he won’t stop pestering you to train.
  Knightly Shield
  Equip
  Can equip in arms or on back.
  If equipped in arms: can’t also equip a weapon. When-
  ever you’re hurt roll a die. On 4+ disregard the injury.
  If on back: can wield a weapon. The 4+ rule only ap-
  plies for injuries incurred fleeing from combat.
  Whether equipped in arms or back, any action that 
  costs EFFORT costs 1 additional EFFORT.
  
  Knuckledusters
  Equip
  -1 DIFFICULTY if opponent is unarmed.
  Large Calamari
  Junk
  Discard to restore 10 EFFORT.
  Lavender Bleggings
  Equip
  -1 ÉLAN for wearing something so embarrassing.
  If you’re fighting an opponent with a
  skull mark next to the HASSLE, it gets -1 FISTS
  or -2 DIFFICULTY if it has no FISTS. Can’t be
  worn under clothes - it’s a top layer.
  Leg of Moth
  Junk
  Discard to restore 5 EFFORT.
  Lich’s Loofah
  Junk
  Discard to prevent another item from being 
  corroded or to prevent a single injury from 
  corrosion.
  Lorewardening Key
  Equip
  When the book tells you to pick a number of 
  items from a list, you can pick one extra item 
  (except for the choice on paragraph 1).
  Magical Pick
  Equip
  -1 ÉLAN. Re-roll any FIST rolls of 1 in combat.
  Second roll stands even if it’s another 1.
  Magnificent Outfit
  Equip
  +2 ÉLAN, +1 FISTS, +10 max EFFORT.
  Combine with the Ultimate Codpiece or the
  Debaucherous Hat to form the Resplendent
  Regalia.
  Manly Hairs
  Junk
  Can’t be discarded.
  Manticore Tail
  Equip
  A very dangerous thing to swing around. -3 
  ÉLAN in combat, -1 ÉLAN out of combat. If you 
  hit an opponent you will kill it instantly. If you 
  roll 2 ones on your FIST dice with this equipped 
  you trip and fall on it, dying instantly.
  Marked Cards
  Junk
  You can freely investigate the item list or item 
  cards whenever you want, even while deciding on 
  which items you want to pick up.
  
  Massive Helmet
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN in combat, -1 out of combat.
  Can be combined with the Foppish Hat to 
  make the Debaucherous Hat.
  Meat
  Junk
  Discard to restore 10 EFFORT.
  Medical Diploma
  Junk
  Each time you rest you can restore 5 less EFFORT 
  and instead restore 1 ÉLAN or 1 FIST lost to an 
  injury.
  Mediocre Codpiece
  Junk
  Combine with Padre’s Cassock or 
  Soiled Gambeson to form Dapper Garb.
  Mighty Codpiece
  Junk
  Combine with Imposing Attire to form
  Magnificent Outfit.
  Milkman’s Calling 
  Card
  Junk
  -
  Mink Stole
  Equip
  Very now. +1 to conversational HASSLES 
  involving humans in Bilgeton.
  Moth Eggs
  Junk
  Can’t be discarded, sold or otherwise
   gotten rid of.
  Natty Calf Boots
  Equip
  Each time you win a round of a HASSLE 
  where you spent at least some EFFORT, 
  regain 1 EFFORT.
  Necklace of Elf Ears
  Junk
  Combine with the Pixie Skin Cloak to create
  the Heroic Cloak of the Half Elf.
  
  The Necromancer’s 
  Undies
  Junk
  -
  Nilde 
  Aldrechttochter
  Wife
  Now that you’re married you can finally let your-
  self go. -1 max and current ÉLAN, +10 max and 
  current EFFORT.
  Noble Steed
  Junk
  -
  Obscene Monkey
  Junk
  -
  Owl Eye
  Junk
  Discard to check a paragraph before you turn to 
  it (without being considered a cheat).
  Owlet
  Junk
  -
  Padded Vest
  Equip
  Everything that costs 5 or more EFFORT costs 
  one extra EFFORT. If you’re hurt from any source 
  roll a die - on a roll of 6 you may ignore the 
  damage entirely.
  Combine with Frill Neck to form Dapper Garb.
  Padre’s Cassock
  Equip
  HASSLES involving skeletons, magic users and 
  priests have -1 DIFFICULTY.
  Combine with Mediocre Codpiece to
   form Dapper Garb.
  Palavan Army Knife
  Junk
  Discard to have it count as any item called for 
  in the text aside from a person, outfit, animal, 
  residency scroll or calling card.
  Pauper’s Skull
  Junk
  Good for theatrics. Discard to gain +1 ÉLAN for
  the duration of one HASSLE involving humans.
  Peach
  Junk
  Discard to restore 5 EFFORT. Cross out a Word 
  of Power or an item written in ink on your Ad-
  venture Scroll.
  
  Peculiar Mushrooms
  Junk
  Pickle
  Junk
  Pixie Hide Cloak
  Equip
  Pixie Bits
  Junk
  Pot of Grubs
  Junk
  Potion
  Junk
  Pouch Full of Shrapnel
  Junk
  Pub Darts
  Junk
  Pukey Pan Flute
  Equip
  Regular Shortsword
  Equip
  Residency Scroll
  Junk
  Negates the negative effects of being drunk, and 
  adds an extra  point of ÉLAN until next morning. 
  You’re still drunk though.
  Turn to 1673 to consume this delicious snack.
  +1 ÉLAN while under the effects of potions. 
  Combine with Necklace of Elf Ears to create
  the Heroic Cloak of the Half Elf
  A large collection of pixie bits and grindings. 
  Combine with Sugar Sack to create Ant Rid.
  Discard to restore 5 EFFORT.
  Discard and suffer -1 ÉLAN for rest of day to roll 
  on the Potion effects table on page 11.
  Combine with Sugar Sack to make Ant Rid.
  -
  Discard in combat to reduce one opponent’s 
  DIFFICULTY by 1.
  Counts as a (gross) musical instrument. 
  -1 ÉLAN.
  +1 ÉLAN in combat only.
  Record in ink on your Adventure Scroll : once 
  obtained by any means you will start each 
  adventure with the Residency Scroll.
  Respendent Regalia
  Equip
  +2 FISTS, +2 to all FIST rolls,
  +20 max EFFORT
  Roast Leg of Person
  Junk
  Discard to restore 10 EFFORT but suffer -1 
  ÉLAN when talking to humans, elfs, dwarfs and 
  goblins from now on.
  
  Robe and Wizard Hat
  Equip
  Rubber “Club”
  Equip
  Rusty Scythe
   of Scything
  Equip
  Screaming Skull on 
  Spider Legs
  Junk
  Scroll of Dispel
  Junk
  When equipped, discard at any time to gain 
  +1 FIST in a HASSLE involving other 
  sentient beings. 
  There’s something disturbing about this slippery, 
  floppy club. Combat HASSLES have -
  2 DIFFICULTY first round only.
  If you inflict TOUGHNESS damage 
  on an enemy then deduct one point of 
  TOUGHNESS from another enemy in 
  the fight with equal or less DIFFICULTY.
  Turn to 1377 for the brochure which explains 
  everything you need to know about your 
  exciting new travelling companion.
  It’s too complicated to read.
  Scroll of Witherdick
  Junk
  Discard during a combat HASSLE to reduce an 
  enemy’s FISTS by 1.
  Scrying Orb
  Junk
  Has three charges. Use a charge to read a 
  paragraph before you turn to it - you may choose 
  to turn back to the paragraph from which you 
  came if you like. Discard when it’s out of charges.
  Shinsplints
  Junk
  Can’t be voluntarily discarded. Costs 1 Guilder 
  each time you turn to a new paragraph. Will 
  depart as soon as you run out of Guilders. All 
  HASSLES are -1 DIFFICULTY. 
  Also counts as a band member - re-roll all 1s 
  and 2s on your FIST dice in musical HASSLES: 
  second roll stands.
  Signet Ring
  Junk
  -
  Skelehand
  Equip
  This feels horrible...
  +1 ÉLAN, -10 max EFFORT. Costs 5 EFFORT to
  unequip: discard if you do this.
  Skeleton Friend
  Junk
  If you roll a 6 on any of your FIST dice, roll that 
  dice again and add 6 to the result.
  Skellybones
  Junk
  -
  
  Skull Ring
  Equip
  If you defeat an enemy in a combat HASSLE 
  draw a skull mark next to the HASSLE in ink.
  Snail Slime
  Junk
  Discard to reduce a combat HASSLE’s 
  DIFFICULTY by 2, or to destroy any item you’re 
  carrying or have equipped instantly and without 
  consequences, even on a page with a check to see 
  what items you have on you.
  Soiled Gambeson
  Equip
  Every time you lose at least 1 EFFORT, lose 1 
  additional EFFORT. If you become injured, roll a 
  die: on a 5 or 6 ignore the injury.
  Combine with Mediocre Codpiece to make the
  Dapper Garb.
  Staff of Elfen Magick 
  +3
  Equip
  -1 ÉLAN.
  Stale Loaf
  Junk
  Discard to roll a die and regain 
  that amount of EFFORT.
  Star Bastards
  Wow!
  Your very own copy of Star Bastards from the 
  acclaimed gamebook author, Herman S. Skull! 
  And at a price you can afford - show the cashier 
  at your local Two-Fisted Fantasy stockist your 
  Adventure Scroll with this item to get 50% off the 
  cover price of Star Bastards! 
  Valid until December 1985. Participating stores in the Outer Hebrides 
  (excluding Lewis and Harris, Uist and Benbecula) only
  Sturdy Pick
  Equip
  -1 ÉLAN. Re-roll any FIST rolls of 1 in combat.
  Second roll stands even if it’s another 1.
  Sugar Sack
  Junk
  Discard to restore 5 EFFORT.
  Combine with a Potion, Pixie Parts or Trollbräu
  to create Ant Rid.
  Suspicious Canteen
  Junk
  -
  Swag
  Junk
  You can’t be bothered rolling it back up. Discard 
  to double the EFFORT restored during a rest.
  Sweet Belt
  Equip
  +1 FISTS, but keep the extra die aside. If this die
  ever comes up as a 1 the belt slips off and leaves
  you for a better owner.
  Sword of the
  Bastard Elf
  Equip
  +1 ÉLAN, +1 FISTS, +10 max EFFORT
  
  Sword of the
  Elf Bastard
  Equip
  It’s too heavy for you but looks cool. +1 ÉLAN 
  out of battle, -2 ÉLAN in battle, does 2 damage to 
  TOUGHNESS on winning a round in 
  combat only.
  Combine with the Bastard Sword of the Elf to form 
  the Sword of the Bastard Elf
  SWU Card
  Junk
  -
  Target Targe
  Equip
  Can equip in arms or on back.
  If equipped in arms: can’t also equip a weapon. When-
  ever you’re hurt roll a die. On 5+ disregard the injury.
  If on back: can wield a weapon. The 5+ rule only ap-
  plies for injuries incurred fleeing from combat.
  Whether equipped in arms or back, any action that 
  costs 5 or more EFFORT costs 1 additional EFFORT.
  Tasty Burg
  Junk
  Discard to restore 10 EFFORT and remove the 
  negative ÉLAN effects of drunkenness.
  Toby the Baby
  Junk
  Someone forgot about the babe
  Trollbräu
  Junk
  Incredibly toxic. Discard to get blind drunk:
   -2 ÉLAN until you next rest.
  Can combine with Sugar Sack to make Ant Rid.
  Twin Swords
  of Corruption
  Equip
  -1 ÉLAN for all HASSLES, does 2 TOUGHNESS
  damage to combat HASSLES.
  Costs 5 EFFORT to unequip.
  The Ultimate Codpiece
  Junk
  Combine with Magnificent Outfit to form
  Resplendent Regalia.
  Vegemite Sandwich
  Junk
  Discard to roll a dice. If odd, lose that amount of 
  EFFORT. If even, gain that amount.
  Weighted Net
  Junk
  Discard in combat to give one enemy 
  -2 DIFFICULTY for the duration of 
  the HASSLE.
  Witch’s Broom
  Equip
  -1 ÉLAN.
  Worthless Steak Knife
  Equip
  Re-roll a FIST die once per HASSLE. If the result 
  of that roll is 1 or 2, the knife breaks and must be 
  discarded.
  
SOURCE: textdata/thevault/The Sword of the Bastard Elf/The Sword of the Bastard Elf Item List.pdf