TEXT: BAKTO IS A(N) _____  DEMON THAT IS 
  ALLERGIC TO ____AND WHO IS HUNGRY FOR 
  A _____ , _____DISH 
  Bakto
  Allergy
  Dish
  Dish
  1. Les Hommes au Vin - Vermillion bacteria that turns the one 
  who drinks this into a puddle of wine; {Save vs. poison}
  2. Unicorn Butter - Switches the flavour of things to their opposite 
  and sparkles under light;
  3. Tarrasque Sausage - Writhes uncontrollably. A fully grown 
  Tarrasque regenerates from this sausage upon contact with 
  gastric juices;
  4. Ghosts Peppers - Translucent and ungodly spicy, these 
  peppers contain memories of long dead souls; 
  5. Baked Sun - The fluffiest bread known to exist, it holds the heat 
  and radiation of a sun. Opening its glass dome is unadvised;
  6. Moon Water - Anything it touches becomes as light as if it were 
  on the moon. Drinking it also causes never-ending thirst;
  7. Jabberwocky Meat - Whoever eats it becomes unable to speak 
  in a coherent way ever again. Highly flammable;
  8. Red Cinnamon Skeleton - Sweet and highly addictive when 
  ground up;
  9. Cosmic Egg - Contains an unborn dimension. Players may 
  force their will upon it. Highly nutritious;
  10. Holy Jambu - Prickly numbing fruit, anesthetizes the tongue.
  1. Immortal Hen - An edible, ever regenerating chicken. It shrieks in 
  agony when eaten but never dies, no matter how much of its flesh is 
  consumed;
  2. Lenguals - Pair of tongue textured gloves, which allow the wearer 
  to identify and taste the composition of anything they touch;
  3. Rubedite Dishware - Can be animated and controlled remotely, 
  while also allowing the user to eat anything they touch;
  4. Flesh to Pie - Turns a fleshy humanoid into a perfectly preserved 
  meat pie; {Save vs. Magic}
  5. Red Soapstone]- Glows in the dark. Usually used as chalk;
  6. Butter Sword - The first touch of this blade turns any matter into 
  butter consistency {Save vs. Magic}. It also cuts through said matter 
  like a hot knife, severing any limbs and appendages as if they were, 
  well, butter.
  BAKTO uses the dungeon as a trap to draw in the best cooks in the 
  world and those hungry or foolish enough to enter. He accepts only truly 
  original cuisine (which could be considered an artistic creation) or death. 
  No deals. He also carries with him a set of Rubedite Dishware at all 
  times. Players will have 20 Turns to gather ingredients and return.
  Pouty
  Spaced Out
  Learning
  Nearly Deaf
  Hyped Up
  Passive-
  Aggressive
  *overwrites previous entry
  Relationships
  Life Coach
  Musicals
  Stand-up 
  Comedy
  Backwards 
  Spelling
  Breaking 
  The 4th Wall
  Traumatizing
  Sacrilegious
  Polarizing
  Belgium
  Nostalgic
  Idyllic
  Passionate
  Erotic
  Theatrical
  À La Toscana
  Good Fucking 
  Food*
  Distant
  Points are scored 1 to 3 in the following categories:
  ! Creativity: how unique the dish was;
  ! Service: presentation and overall attitude towards BAKTO;
  ! Demonic Preferences: how well players tended to the demon’s 
  food preference;
  ! One player then attempts to roll 2d4 under the sum of points. 
  If successful, BAKTO is satisfied.
  ! A Turn is measured as the time it takes to fully interact with a room 
  and the distance between rooms/halls. Cooking time does not count 
  towards it;
  ! BAKTO watches over the dungeon at all times, narrating the number 
  of turns left and commenting on Players actions;
   
  _ Track Turns using a d20;
  ! BAKTO’s allergy will kill him, but he will not willingly inform players 
  about it;
  ! Surviving this ordeal sees players rewarded with an Immortal Hen 
  and anything they manage to find in the dungeon.
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  The map
  A battle rages between a unit of 4 Rabbit Riding Carrot Knights and 8 Porcini 
  Goblins. The latter are losing and carrying a Tarrasque Sausage. 
  {HD 2, AC 15, “Jousting Spear” 1d4/ HD 1, AC 13, Toothpick 1d4}
   A Butter Golem stumbles around with a Butter Sword sticking out of its back. 
  {HD 3, AC 16, Fists 1d8, immune to normal weapons, area around it is 
  slippery}
  A scantily clad, insane chef mumbles along the corridor. He offers special 
  ingredients if the players sacrifice “turns”: 
  1T = Roll an Ingredient; 3T = Choose one Ingredient;
  The Potato Knight is “cleansing” a group of 4 Porcini Goblins with fire. 
  {3rd Level Fighter, AC 18, Leaf Sword 1d4, save vs. poison or die/ HD 1, AC 
  13, Toothpick 1d4}
  4 Red Cinnamon Skeletons play dead along the path.
   {HD 2, AC 16, Scythe 1d4, blind, golden armor 150SP each}
  Blue Coral Crab is scuttling around the ceiling looking for treasure. 
  {HD 4, AC 18, Claw 1d8, cuts off limb on an 8}
  1.
  The walls and floor of the dungeon are made of red marble, there 
  is no light and all wooden doors are unlocked. The air is thick 
  and salty.
  General Description
  1 in 6 chance of an unique encounter while traversing the halls of the dungeon;
  Random Encounters
  From the center of this decommissioned arena, a 
  fully lit platform rises with BAKTO on it;
  ! Any kitchenware one may need is displayed in four 
  color coded zones here.
  55 kegs of high quality wine and a marked cask of 
  Les Hommes au Vin are guarded by 7 Red Cinnamon 
  Skeletons in golden armor; {HD 2, AC 16, Sickle 1d4, 
  BLIND, golden armor 150SP each}
  ! 1 in 6 chance of one keg containing the Cat God of 
  Wines. He wears a fancy jacket and acts like a very 
  hungry cat.
  9 giant cuts of Jabberwocky Meat and 100 bricks of 
  Unicorn Butter are stashed here;
  ! 3 in 6 chances that one of the bricks is a Butter 
  Golem. {HD 3, AC 16, Fists 1d8, immune to normal 
  weapons, area around it is slippery}
  100 edible goblins live and trade trade amongst 
  themselves. Here one can find the most commonly 
  available food items, except for vegetables;
  ! They are currently at war with the Garden Kingdom 
  and craving veggies;
  Obscenely Tender Porcini King leads them and 
  wields a pair of Lenguals. {Lv1 Specialist}
  Crumbling crimson papyrus scrolls line the walls and 
  shelves here, while Ghost Pepper branches hang from 
  the ceiling;
  4d6+2 Slug Moths float around and are drawn to 
  flame; {1HD, 1d4 damage, eat one item per turn}
  ! Spending a turn searching the library yields a scroll of 
  [Flesh to Pie] and allows players to consult the internet 
  for 5 minutes.
  A fork, a spoon and a knife bicker endlessly about 
  who was the best chef atop an anvil in this abandoned 
  forge;
  ! All three claim to know BAKTO’s weakness, but only 
  the Knife knows and tells players the truth. The other 
  two shamelessly lie to them.
  A sea of perfectly preserved meat pies stands before 
  and surrounds the throne where a Lich Chef in red 
  garbs is sitting, clutching a half-eaten Baked Sun in a 
  glass dome; 
  ! Wading through the pies awakens him; {HD 3, AC 14, 
  Casts Flesh to Pie at will}
  A key to the 14. Chamber of Qu can be found in his 
  pocket.
  Red, Green and Blue colored chef coats hang 
  beneath faded out paintings;
  ! The Garden People treat those who wear them as 
  living saints.
  A humongous obsidian oven, with a ritual carved on 
  it, describes how to fuse any two things inside by 
  cooking it for 2 turns;
  ! If the Oven is turned on, 2d6 Ash Zombies rise up 
  every turn. 
  {1HD, AC 12, obsidian shard 1d4 damage. On 
  death, save vs. breath or suffocate on ash}
  10 Moaning Moon Frogs fight amongst themselves 
  for their share of Moon Water that drips from the single 
  eyehole of an unknown giant skeleton. They don’t take 
  well to visitors. 
  {HD 2, AC 12, Claws 1d4, FLOATING, feast on the 
  blood of the dead}
  There is broken glass all around a giant plastic pirate 
  ship, which houses the hoard {6000SP and a Red 
  Soapstone} of the Blue Coral Crab; {HD 4, AC 18, 
  claw 1d8/cuts off limb on an 8}
  ! If its hoard is stolen, the crab will relentlessly pursue 
  players throughout the dungeon.
  A myriad of huge broken shells are scattered around a 
  castle-sized sleeping chicken, whose screams will burst 
  any mortal’s eardrums. Otherwise, it’s defenseless;
  ! 7 Porcini Goblins hang from it, grooming and 
  caring for the bird. If asked, the goblins will reveal that 
  the current hatching egg will birth a new dimension. 
  Anyone might force their will upon it.
  Extremely xenophobic, these tiny living vegetables 
  have created a pseudo-romantic feudal realm. It’s all 
  about chivalry and riding rabbits;
  ! They mean to exterminate all Porcini Goblins and 
  protect their Holy Jambu;
  Led by Potato Knight. {3rd Level Fighter, AC 18, 
  Leaf Sword 1d4, save vs. poison or die}
  This room is locked and requires a key from the 
  9. Throne Room;
  ! On top of a table and in front of a single fork of 
  Rubedite Dishware lies an unconscious, half-eaten 
  giant God. Inside its mouth, a portal to the rotting 
  dimension of Gurgula can be found.
  1. Kitchen 
  Arena
  2. wine  
  cellar
  3. great 
  fridge
  5. Goblin 
  Market
  8. Recipe 
  Library
  6. Tool
  forge
  9. Throne
  Room
  4. Dressing
  Room
  7. Eldritch 
  Oven
  10. Temple 
  of Water
  11. Aquarium
  12. The Big 
  Chicken Coop
  13. Garden 
  Kingdom
  14. Chamber 
  of Qu
  
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