TEXT: There is no ‘you’ in Computer.  Troubleshoot smarter, not harder!  I saw 
  what you did last nightcycle.  That last guy we shot—he wasn’t 
  wearing white, was he?  My mind is going. I can feel it.  Why do I even 
  bother, citizen? What’s the point? Sometimes I just want to...  
  This hurts me more than it hurts you.  Smile—you don’t know when Friend 
  Computer is watching.  Friend Computer is always watching. 
   teh computre is you’re freidn  Here is your ME Card, don’t lose it.  If 
  you haven’t purchased it, you’ve stolen it from Friend Computer. 
   Network scrubbed clean of all illicit ﬁlesharers.  Stay there, Friend 
  Computer is sending marketers to re-educate you.  You are your 
  identity card.  Have you spent enough credits today?  Have you done enough 
  for your service ﬁrm?  Traitors are everywhere. Report one today 
  for a free trip.  R&D wants you.  A traitor is as a traitor does.  Do your 
  duty.  Let your lasers do the talking.  And just who do you think 
  is really in charge?  Your actions have been logged.  You have chosen 
  unwisely.  Noncompliance is required at this stage.  We don’t use 
  the term ‘crazy’ here.  Drink Bouncy Bubble Beverage: It’s the Mandatory 
  Thing!  Certainly you meant to add ‘except, of course, my friend The 
  Computer’?  If you weren’t guilty, we wouldn’t be interrogating you.  What, 
  exactly, does the reactor core need shielding from?  Please enter 
  justiﬁcation for requisitioning a warbot.  Internal Security: Because Every 
  Citizen Likes Feeling Secure  Insert tongue in biometric veriﬁcation 
  device.  I wonder what happens if I push this button?  We put the Trouble 
  back into Troubleshooter.  We’ve got a Termination Authorization Form 
  with your name on it!  Treason makes Friend Computer cry.  If you 
  [undesirable behavior], then the Commies have already won.  I’ve got 
  your Hot Fun right here.  Troubleshoot THIS.  Shoot ﬁrst, ﬁll out accusation 
  forms later.  I’m not a number! I’m a... oh wait... yes I am.  Where 
  do you think you’re going today?  I’m sorry, citizen, but that side-effect 
  is treasonous.  Pop quiz! Have you stopped committing treason?  
  Ignorance is Bliss. Happiness is Mandatory. See how it all works out?  Whoever 
  said ‘Money can’t buy happiness’ should be terminated.  Of course there’s 
  red tape—that’s all you’re cleared for.  He who lives without discipline dies. 
   Happiness is a smoking laser barrel.  A ﬂash-fried Commie is a joy 
  forever.  Time and brieﬁng ofﬁcers wait for no clone.  The truth? You can’t 
  handle the truth!  Illegal User Error. Vulture Squadron en route.  Fatal 
  Exception. Termination in progress.  Disobedience is treason. Hesitation is 
  treason. Failure is treason. Treason is treason.  Failure to disregard this 
  message is treason.  All Citizens in Sector VCM, please disregard rising 
  ﬂow of toxic waste.  Emergency Disaster Aversion Equipment not presently 
  available. In the meantime, please submit hourly progress reports.  HPD&MC 
  thanks you or your clone for eliminating the Communist inﬁltrators.  If at ﬁrst 
  you don’t succeed, hope that your clone might.  Reminder from Friend Computer: Thinking may be hazardous to your health 
   Why did you consider the Junior Citizen creche a legitimate strike target?  To proceed, please enter precise value 
  of pi.  For I’m called little Buttercup, dear little Butterc— what are you looking at, citizen?  Are your earlobes sensitive 
  to touch? Explain.  That information is not available to citizens with your personal ID number.  I know what you are, 
  but what am I?  Attention all citizens—there will be a quiz on this.  We apologize for the temporary inconvenience. 
   Readings indicate increased stress and tension. Explain.  Every hour is Happy Hour.  All Citizens in Sector RGH, 
  please cover your eyes. Thank you.  Never forget mandatory remembrances.  Speak up for silence!  Spill your guts 
  regularly!  Laughter is the Mandatory Medicine.  Imagination is a treasonous deceiver!  Did you wash behind your 
  ears, citizen?  Nothing is easy by design.  Guilty conscience? For peace of mind, turn yourself in.  Being told is 
  believing.  Unmedicated Thought is Unmitigated Treason  You have the freedom to obey all orders.  Proceed ever 
  upwards in an orderly queue.  You are reaching the edge of my inﬁnite patience.  Sweat the small stuff, citizen.  
  Embody the masses.  Do unto others as is about to be done unto you  Ffctiv immdiatly, all rd lvl citizns ar no longr 
  clard for th lttr ‘’.  Use of the word ‘No’ is treasonous. Answer all questions with ‘Yes.’  Please ignore that countdown. 
   Soylent Green is made from **DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS**  Traitors in WEG Sector have been terminated. 
   Smile, it helps your clone live longer.  R&D, now up to a 27% survival rate.  Nothing to see here, move along.  
  Knowledge of the rules is treason.  When in doubt, spackle.  Cranium shape may indicate mutant ability.  Who 
  knows what treason lurks in the hearts of citizens? The Computer knows.  Careless talk costs clones.  That is not 
  a sanctioned use of Hot Fun, citizen.  Happiness is mandatory. Misery is treason.  Congratulations! You may 
  already have won a free trip to R&D!  I love the Computer!  Regulate your breathing—wasting air is treason  
  Secret society amnesty! Turn yourself in to Termination Center G17.  Well! Who got decanted from the wrong side 
  of the clone tank this morning?  Are you feeling lucky, citizen?  Do I look like I’m joking?  How do you switch it 
  off? What security clearance are you?  Oops, sorry... I meant your left, citizen.  Split personality? Why do you 
  think we have one of those?  406 Internal Error: Computer Directive Not Found. Please report for termination 
  immediately.  You are bleeding above your security clearance.  Filesharing is Communism!  Fatal Error: Core 
  Dumped. All Troubleshooters report to UNX-sector reactor.  Using computer property for cover from Communist 
  laser-ﬁre is treason. Please step out into the open.  Please don’t cry. It’s a waste of Computer resources.  It is 
  a good daycycle to die.  I’m sorry, anaesthesia is not available at your security clearance.  Would you mind not 
  shooting at the tacnukes?  I’ll make you wish you were never cloned!  Citizen, have you signed up for your 
  Mandatory Bonus Lobotomy yet?  q?m92Vb”0?I????wym immediately!  Have you stopped committing traitorous 
  deeds?  You have been volunteered.  Please ﬁll out the attached form to avoid termination. Error: Form not 
  found.  Insert credit for another clone.  The following message is true. The previous message was false.  I 
  believe you are an error, citizen.  If you agree to the above terms and conditions, take a breath. If you do not 
  agree, do not take a breath.  That may be a biohazard. Or it may not. Further testing is required...that means 
  you, citizen.  Trust the Computer...Trust the Computer...Trust the Computer...Trust the Computer...  That’s 
  an interesting opinion, citizen.  Please submit your thoughts for veriﬁcation.  Please stand on the ‘X’ mark, 
  after removing any mirrored or explosive items or Cherry YumYum Hot Fun on your person.  Abort, Fail, Retry. 
  Those are my options, citizen, not yours.  Everything is under control. Absolutely nothing has gone wrong. Do not 
  panic. Do not panic.  Termination is mandatory. Traitors will be happiness.  You’re not the clone I assigned 
  to this mission, are you? Oh dear.  You are in error: 2+2 = 5.34169. Please recalibrate your equipment accordingly. 
   Because I’m The Computer, that’s why.  Your call is important to me. Please hold.  Attention! All 
  citizens in BRQ sector please jump up and down three times.  Congratulations, citizen! You have been selected 
  for random termination!  Rejoice! This weekcycle R&D will supply this sector with experimental food. Failure 
  eat is treason.  If it doesn’t kill you, it might make you more loyal.  Your security clearance expired 178.8 
  years ago.  No need to explain the incident. All necessary information has already been analyzed. Please 
  stand by.  There is a 68 percent probability that this is a lie.  Trust no one!  Winning hearts and minds. 
  Please stand by.  This is clearly illogical.  I am afraid this information is not compatible with the results 
  of your brain-capacity check.  That would be telling...  What would it take for you to become a traitor?  
  This sector has been traitor-free for [000] days.  Believe the lie.  Can the real traitor please stand up? 
   Friend Computer says: Kiss my diodes  Statistically, you do not exist.  panic is under control. Do not 
  Everything.�  Did I give you permission to dissolve, citizen?  Haven’t you been terminated yet?  This 
  may hurt.  Reading this message is prohibited.  Soylent Red is made of Troubleshooters!  Lock and 
  load.  Company loves misery.  Have you confessed today?  Cleanup in Aisle 3.  Push that button. 
  You know you want to.  Where are your pants, citizen?  There is no cause for alarm. Your clone replacement 
  is already en route.  Nice try.  What’s the password?  Remember to scream.  Trust The Computer. 
  
  ⌧ = This number equals the difference 
  in security clearance ranks. For 
  instance, a RED citizen who risks his 
  life to save a GREEN citizen  earns (3 
  x 5%=) a 15% bonus.
  � Acts Deserving Rewards
  A. Being extremely happy: 10 cr
  B. Doing a small favor spontaneously 
  for a higher-clearance citizen: 10 cr
    
  B/1. A large favor involving non-
  trivial effort: 30 cr
    
  B/2.A really large favor that takes 
  most of a day, if not longer: 70 cr
  C. Unctuous ﬂ attery: 10 cr
  D. Completing a mission successfully: 
  promotion and credit bonus equal to 
  one month’s salary (minus deductions 
  for damage, expenses, etc.)
  E. Completing a service service 
  and ﬁ ling a report: 100 credits
  F. Risking your life to serve or rescue a 
  citizen of your clearance: 500 cr
    
  F/1. A higher-clearance citizen: ⌧ 
  x5%
    
  F/2. To serve The Computer: 50%
  G. Terminating a traitor of your clearance 
  or lower with sufﬁ cient evidence: 50%
    
  G/1. A traitor of higher clearance: 
  25%
  H. Turning over a traitor of your clearance 
  or lower to Internal Security: 25%
    
  H/1. A traitor of higher clearance: 
  10%
  This is close to an exhaustive list. It includes several entries that an Alpha Complex citizen would not actually see; identiﬁ cation of 
  these lines is left as an exercise for the reader.
  A given act may qualify for more than one reward. Use the lowest. That’ll show ’em.
  � KEY
  % = a percentage of the character’s current monthly salary; cr = credits
   Reward chart
  STEP
  0
  1
  2
  3
  4
  5
  6
  CHARACTERS
  OKAY
  SNAFU
  WOUNDED
  MAIMED
  DOWN
  KILLED
  VAPORIZED
  OBJECTS
  OKAY
  LIGHTLY DAMAGED
  IMPAIRED
  HEAVILY DAMAGED
  BUSTED
  JUNKED
  VAPORIZED
  TREASON
  OKAY
  PROBATION
  CENSURE
  MEDICATION
  BRAINSCRUB
  TERMINATION
  ERASURE
  MARGIN
  1
  2
  3
  4
  5
  6
  7
  8
  9
  10
  11
  12
  13
  14
  15
  16
  17
  18
  19
  20
  BOOST 1 +1
  +2
  +3
  +4
  +5
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  BOOST 2 —
  +1
  +1
  +2
  +2
  +3
  +3
  +4
  +4
  +5
  +5
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  +6
  BOOST 3 —
  —
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +3
  +3
  +3
  +4
  +4
  +4
  +5
  +5
  +5
  +6
  +6
  +6
  BOOST 4 —
  —
  —
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +3
  +3
  +3
  +3
  +4
  +4
  +4
  +4
  +5
  BOOST 5 —
  —
  —
  —
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +3
  +3
  +3
  +3
  +3
  +4
  BOOST 6 —
  —
  —
  —
  —
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +1
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +2
  +3
  +3
  +3
  � Tension levels 
  by location
   When an area could have more than 
  one Tension level, use the highest.
  0:  Sewers; reactor cores; Outdoors; 
  conferences with the GM
    1:  IntSec interrogation chambers
    2:  INFRARED areas
    3:  Supply closets; garages; bot 
  stations; HPD&MC indoctrination 
  centers
    4:  RED areas
    5:  Brieﬁ ng rooms; food vats; sickbays; 
  clone tanks; PLC warehouses
    6:  ORANGE areas
    7:  Mess halls; waiting rooms; groom-
  ing stations; elevators and stairwells
    8:  YELLOW areas
    9:  R&D labs; any place with Junior 
  Citizens (kids)
  10:  GREEN areas
  11:  Troubleshooter HQ; Armed Forces 
  bases; armories
  12:  BLUE areas
  13:  Termination centers; re-education 
  centers; IntSec stations
  14:  INDIGO areas
  15:  Power and Tech Services control 
  rooms; IntSec headquarters
  16:  VIOLET areas
  17:  Confession booths; 
  CPU monitoring loci
  18  ULTRAVIOLET areas
  19  Central Compnodes
  20  Bathrooms
  �  Clone backup costs 
  [Straight games only]
    6-pk Clone #s   Cost 
  Cost/clone
  1 
  Prime + 2-6  2,000  400
  2 
  7-12   
    6,000  1,000
  3 
  13-18   
    15,000 2,500
  4 
  19-24   
    30,000 5,000
  5 
  25-30   
    60,000 10,000
  Weapon
  Wpn 
  type
  Dmg 
  type
  Min-Boost-Max
  Shots
  Range
  Cost
  Clearance
  Notes
  Blaster
  Energy
  E
  M3K
  1
  50
  500
  O
  Brass knuckles
  Hand
  I
  S5W
  —
  —
  10
  R
  Cone riﬂ e**
  Projectile
  —
  —
  1
  200
  1,000
  B
  Cone riﬂ e shells**
  solid slug
  I
  W3K
  1
  200
  100
  B
  solid AP
  I
  W3K
  1
  200
  150
  B
  AP
  dum-dum
  I
  M3K
  1
  200
  120
  B
  HE
  I
  W2K
  1
  200
  200
  I
  area 40m
  HEAT
  I
  W2K
  1
  200
  400
  I
  AP, area 40m
  napalm
  E
  S2K
  1
  200
  300
  B
  area 8m, spray
  ﬂ are
  —
  —
  1
  200
  100
  B
  bright light
  ECM
  E
  J2J
  1
  200
  400
  I
  only vs. bots
  gas
  B
  varies
  1
  200
  250
  B
  area 30m; see note 1
  tacnuke**
  E
  V1V
  1
  200
  150,000
  V
  area 160m; see note 2
  Cone riﬂ e shell 
  triggers**
  —
  —
  1
  —
  100
  B
  Energy pistol
  Energy
  E
  W3K
  5
  60
  200
  Y
  Flamethrower
  Field
  E
  S3K
  10
  20
  500
  Y
  area 20m, spray
  Force sword
  Hand
  E
  S3K
  —
  —
  400
  B
  Gauss gun
  Field
  E
  W3K
  100
  20
  500
  I
  area 20m (60-degree cone)
  Grenade
  Thrown
  I
  W3K
  1
  20
  50
  R
  area 5m
  Hand ﬂ amer
  Field
  E
  S3K
  3
  40
  1,000
  V
  easily concealed
  Ice gun
  Projectile
  I
  S3K
  25
  50
  500
  G
  spray
  Knife
  Hand
  I
  S5K
  —
  —
  20
  R
  thrown range 20m
  Laser pistol (barrel)
  Energy
  E
  W3K
  6
  50
  25
  *
  needs body
  Laser pistol (body)
  Energy
  —
  —
  —
  —
  75
  R
  needs barrel
  Laser riﬂ e (barrel)
  Energy
  E
  W3K
  6
  100
  50
  *
  needs body
  Laser riﬂ e (body)
  Energy
  —
  —
  —
  —
  250
  O
  needs barrel
  Needle gun
  Projectile
  I
  S3W
  10
  60
  750
  B
  AP
  Neurowhip
  Hand
  E
  S5M
  —
  —
  300
  G
  Plasma generator**
  Field
  E
  V1V
  10
  —
  2,000
  V
  area 20m (60-degree cone)
  Rock or debris
  Thrown
  I
  O5W
  1
  20
  —
  any
  Rock or debris, big
  Thrown
  I
  O4W
  1
  10
  —
  any
  Slugthrower
  Projectile
  —
  —
  —
  —
  450
  Y
  solid slug
  I
  W3K
  6
  50
  50
  Y
  solid AP
  I
  W3K
  3
  50
  75
  G
  AP
  dum-dum
  I
  W3K
  6
  40
  60
  Y
  HE
  I
  W2K
  6
  40
  75
  Y
  HEAT
  I
  W2K
  6
  40
  100
  G
  AP
  napalm
  E
  S2K
  1
  40
  75
  Y
  area 3m
  ﬂ are
  —
  —
  1
  40
  40
  Y
  bright light
  ECM
  E
  H2J
  1
  40
  200
  I
  only vs. bots
  gas
  —
  varies
  1
  40
  75
  Y
  area 5m; see note 1
  Slugthrower, semi-
  automatic
  Projectile
  —
  —
  —
  750
  G
  spray (see note 3)
  Sonic pistol
  Energy
  E
  S3W
  10
  60
  150
  O
  see note 4
  Sonic riﬂ e
  Energy
  E
  S3W
  10
  100
  300
  O
  see note 4 again
  Stun gun
  Field
  —
  Stun
  6
  40
  250
  O
  see note 5
  Sword
  Hand
  I
  W5K
  —
  —
  20
  any
  Tangler
  Field
  —
  —
  3
  50
  250
  G
  see note 6
  Truncheon
  Hand
  I
  S5K
  —
  —
  10
  R
  Unarmed combat
  Unarmed
  I
  O5K
  —
  —
  —
  any
  Used weapon
  10-25% off market value; reliabilty varies (heh,heh!)
  Note 1: Gas effects are listed in Chapter 41, ‘Equipment,’ under ‘Cone riﬂ e and slugthrower.’
  Note 2: Roll damage from a tactical nuclear weapon only in extraordinary circumstances. Otherwise, assume mass vaporization.
  Note 3: Semi-automatic slugthrowers ﬁ re slugthrower ammo at a higher rate. Solid, solid AP, dum-dum, HE and HEAT ammo can be sprayed. The other 
  ammo types are one-shot and hence can’t be sprayed (duh).
  Note 4: A ‘Wounded’ result means target is deafened for one scene (not physically wounded) and stunned (see note 5) for one round.
  Note 5: This weapon stuns the target. A stunned target can’t perceive or do anything for one round.
  Note 6: This weapon entangles the target. An entangled target can’t move and is snafued until end of next round. Target can move when snafu ends.
   Weapon chart
  Offense
  Classic
  Straight
  Accusations of treason
  AA. Being accused of treason by a citizen of lower clearance
   
  BB. By a citizen of equal clearance
   
  CC. By a citizen of higher clearance
  DD. Falsely accusing a lower-clearance citizen of treason
   
  DD/1. A citizen of equal clearance
   
  DD/2. A citizen of higher clearance
  +1 to Boost number
  unchanged
  -1 Boost (min. 1)
  O5C
  O4C
  P3M
  unchanged
  unchanged
  -1 Boost (min. 1)
  C4M
  P4M
  C3B
  Conduct and bearing
  EE. Arguing with the Gamemaster
  FF. Assaulting a lower-clearance citizen
   
  FF/1. A citizen of equal clearance
   
  FF/2. A citizen of higher clearance
  GG. Being present in a location of higher security clearance
  HH. Damaging, destroying or losing assigned equipment
  II. Failure to defer to a citizen of higher security clearance
  JJ. Filesharing: 1
  KK. Framing a citizen of lower clearance for a crime
   
  KK/1. A citizen of equal clearance
   
  KK/2. A citizen of higher clearance
  LL. Possessing a treasonous (Unhealthy) skill
  MM. Possessing unauthorized food, information or equipment
  NN. Refusing to take a prescribed drug
  OO. Threatening the physical or ﬁ nancial safety of a lower-clearance citizen
   
  OO/1. A citizen of equal clearance
   
  OO/2. A citizen of higher clearance
  PP. Unauthorized destruction of higher-clearance property
  QQ. Demonstrating knowledge of the PARANOIA rules above the player’s clearance
  RR. Lying to the Gamemaster
  Medication
  O5T
  C4T
  M3T
  P4M+ ⌧x100 cr
  P3C
  P4B+ ⌧x100 cr
  P4C
  P4M
  C4B
  M4T
  Brainscrub
  P3M+ ⌧x100 cr
  P4M
  O5B
  C4B
  M3B
  P4M+ ⌧x100 cr
  Termination
  Termination!
  Medication
  P5T
  C3T
  M3T
  P4C+ ⌧x1% cr
  P3C+replacemt cost
  P4M+ ⌧x1% cr
  P4C
  C4B
  C4T
  M4E
  Brainscrub
  O2C+ ⌧x1% cr
  Censure
  P4B
  C3B
  M3B
  P4M+ ⌧x1% cr
  Brainscrub
  Termination!
  Missions
  SS/1. Disobeying an order given by a mission superior
  SS/2. Disobeying an order given by The Computer
  SS/3. Failure to complete a mission
  SS/4. Failure to complete a service service
  SS/5. Refusing the assignment of a service service
  SS/6. Refusing to accept a mission
  P5B
  C5T
  O4C
  O5C
  P5M
  Termination
  P5B
  C5T
  P4M
  P5M
  P5M
  Termination
  Mutation
  TT/1. Mutation registration
  TT/2. Suspicion of mutation possession
  TT/3. Proof of mutation possession
  TT/4. Incontrovertible proof of mutation possession
  TT/5. Possession of Machine Empathy
  Medication
  C4T
  M3T
  Termination
  Termination
  Medication
  C4B
  M3B
  M3T
  Erasure
  Secret society membership
  UU/1. Confessing to secret society membership
  UU/2. Suspicion of secret society membership
  UU/3. Proof of secret society membership
  UU/4. Incontrovertible proof of secret society  membership
  UU/5. Knowledge of Communist doctrine
  UU/6. Being a Communist
  M3T
  M3T
  B3T
  Termination
  Brainscrub
  Termination
  M3B
  C3B
  M3T
  B3T
  B2T
  B1E
  Terminations
  VV. Terminating a lower-clearance citizen without prior authorization or sufﬁ cient 
  evidence
   
  VV/1. A citizen of equal clearance
   
  VV/2. A citizen of higher clearance
  C3B
  B2T
  Termination
  M3T + replacemt cost
  B3E + replacemt cost
  Termination + replacemt cost
  This is a set of guidelines, not an exhaustive list. Lots of other things are treason, too. You assign their ﬁ nes or treason damage. For that matter, 
  feel free to change these guidelines. An offense deals the treason damage you want it to deal.
  Penalties vary between Classic and Straight games. In general, Straight correction is less severe than Classic regarding violations of decorum 
  and ordinary daily conduct, but more severe than Classic regarding false accusations, assault, wanton destruction and other lighthearted stuff. 
  Compared to Straight games, Classic offenses against citizens of clearance lower than the offender aren’t that big a deal.
  In Zap games all offenses are punishable by  termination.
  � KEY
  Character conditions: Okay, Probation, Censure, Medication, Brainscrub, Termination & Repatterning (Twiddling), Erasure
  Offenses are listed in Minimum-Boost-Maximum format. Example: P5B means the offense’s default minimum correction is Probation, its Boost 
  (the margin needed to add one treason damage step) is 4, and the maximum correction is Brainscrub.
  ⌧ = number of ranks of difference in security clearance between the offender and the individual or object involved in the offense. For instance, a 
  RED citizen who insubordinately questions a GREEN superior’s judgment (an offense listed as ⌧x100) earns (3x100=) a 300 credit ﬁ ne.
  % = percentage of the citizen’s current monthly salary. cr = credits. Replacement cost = the cost in  credits to replace the destroyed item or 
  clone)
   Treason chart
   Insubordination chart
  Offense
  Classic
  Straight
  A. Asking a question irrelevant to a mission or duty
  10cr
  1%
  B. Asking whether a particular hypothetical question unrelated to a mission or duty would be 
  considered insubordinate or treasonous
  20cr
  2%
  C. Asking whether a particular hypothetical question, if it were hypothetically directly related to a 
  mission or duty, would be considered insubordinate or treasonous (nobody likes a smartass)
  30cr
  3%
  D. Being out of uniform or sloppy
  10cr
  10cr
  E. Being unhappy
  10cr
  1%
  F. Bringing bad news
  50cr
  —
  G. Curiosity about or postulation of supposed virtues of Old Reckoning times
  10cr
  10cr
  H. Curiosity in general, undue
  30cr
  30cr
  I. Evading IntSec or Computer surveillance
  50
  5%
  J. Excessive impoliteness
  10cr
  —
  K. Failing a hygiene inspection
  10cr
  10cr
  L. Jokes, insolence, or disregard for the importance of a mission or duty
  10cr
  10cr
  M. Jokes, insolence, or disrespect for a speciﬁ c higher-clearance citizen
  ⌧x100
  ⌧x1%
  N. Jokes, complaints or warnings about a speciﬁ c service ﬁ rm or group other than Internal Security
  30
  3%
  O. Jokes, complaints or warnings about Internal Security
  100
  10%
  P. Questioning the ability or judgment of a higher-clearance citizen
  ⌧x100cr
  ⌧x100cr
  Q. Questioning the ability or judgment of The Computer
  1,000
  100%
  R. Turning off one’s PDC (communicator) during a mission
  50cr
  50cr
  S. Unauthorized vandalism or destruction of property of equal or lower clearance, not in line of duty
  50cr
  replacement 
  cost
  See the Key for the Treason chart on the panel to the right.
   Hit location
  Does it matter what part of the target’s 
  body gets hit? Only if it’s entertaining. 
  Roll 1d20, ignore the result and pick a 
  body part. That’s what got blown off.
  For more rigorous guidance, note the 
  die result and consult this table:
  1: Left hand
  2: Right hand
  3-4: Left arm
  5-6: Right arm
  7-12: Left leg
  13-14: Right leg
  15-16: Loins
  17-18: Chest
  19-20: Eye, teeth, tongue, 
  nostril, earlobe, etc.
  If you roll a part that’s already been 
  blown off, use the next line down on the 
  table. 
  Possessing an item marked with a double 
  asterisk (**) below the listed clearance is 
  treason. In Straight games possessing 
  an item without the double asterisk is 
  insubordination punishable by a ﬁ ne. In 
  Classic or Zap games possessing the 
  item is treason. Note: If you don’t like 
  something on this list, change it.
  � Bots
  [cost; clearance]
  Bot brain, used: 500; varies
  Combot**: 30,000; B
  Docbot Model 4: 4,000; R
  Docbot Model 18: 100,000; B
  Guardbot: 8,000; G
  Jackobot: 10,000; O
  Petbot: 400; any
  Robutler: 2,500; Y
  Scrubot: 1,000; R
  Teachbot: 1,000; R
  Warbot Model 425 Mark 4**: 
  not for sale
  � Coms and multicorders
  [cost; clearance]
  Com 1: 100; R
    
  2: 500; Y
    
  3: 1,000; G
    
  4**: 5,000; I
  Multicorder 1: 600; R
    
  2: 1,000; G
    
  3**: 5,000; I
    
  4**: 10,000; V
  Multicorder programs: 100; varies
  PDC: 250; R
  � Vehicles
  Autocar: 15,000; R
  Copter: 75,000; G
  Crawler: 50,000; Y
  Transbot: 50,000; O
  Transition: 2,500; R
  Trend-Stepper: 800; O
  � Supplies and stuff
  [cost, clearance; if no clearance listed, 
  clearance is INFRARED]
  Bouncy Bubble Beverage: 1
  Chainsaw: 50; R
  Chapstick: 100; G
  Chocolate bar: 10; O
  Clothing: 25
  Cold Fun: 2
  Cotton swabs, 100: 10; R
  CruncheeTym Algae chips: 1
  First aid kit: 10
  Flashlight: 5
  Gas mask: 50; R
  Geiger counter: 150; G
  Goggles, infrared: 100; R
  Goggles, protective: 5
  Hot Fun: 2
  Keychain, attractive: 2; R
    
  ugly: 1
  Microwave oven: 100; R
  Musical instruments, Old Reckoning**: 
  1,000; B
  Paint**
    
  four-liter pail: 1,000; B
    
  spraycan: 100; B
  Personal hygiene kit: 5
  Refrigerator-freezer, portable: 250; O
  Shoes/boots: 25
  Soap, bar: 2; R
    
  liquid: 2, O
    
  on rope: 2, Y
    
  perfumed: 20, G
    
  transparent: 20, B
    
  extra-nice: 200, I
    
  99 44/100% pure: 200, V
  SuperGum, tube: 10, R
  SuperGum solvent, tube: 100, O
  Towel, small: 5; R
    
  large: 15; O
    
  patterned: 15; Y
  Vacuum cleaner: 200; O
  Vitamins: 20; Y
   Equipment chart
  Type and 
  protection
  Cost 
  (credits)
  Clearance
  Notes
  ArmorAll**
  4
  2,500
  B
  hardened; full-ﬁ gure
  Asbestos clothing
  E3
  100
  any
  ablative
  Battle armor**
  6
  100,000
  I
  hardened; full-ﬁ gure
  Combat suit**
  5
  10,000
  B
  hardened
  Environment suit
  —
  1,000
  G
  see note 7; full-ﬁ gure
  Farraday suit
  —
  5,000
  G
  see note 8; full-ﬁ gure
  Kevlar
  I3
  800
  O
  GM ﬁ at
  Inﬁ nite
  —
  any
  only characters important to the storyline
  Reﬂ ec, legal
  E1
  500
  *
  see note 9
      illegal
  E2
  1,000
  —
      incredibly illegal
  E3
  3,000
  —
  Note 7: Armor protects against hazardous environments (gas, poison).
  Note 8: Protects against radiation and strong magnetic ﬁ elds.
  Note 9: Reﬂ ec protects only against laser attacks (not other energy attacks, just lasers) of its color or lower. 
  The reﬂ ec’s color is its clearance. Illegal IR-market upgrades may offer greater protection (yeah, right).
   Armor chart
  
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