TEXT: Original design by
  Original design by
  DAN GELBER
  DAN GELBER
  GREG COSTIKYAN
  GREG COSTIKYAN
  ERIC GOLDBERG
  ERIC GOLDBERG
  Paranoia XP design by
  Paranoia XP design by
  ALLEN VARNEY
  ALLEN VARNEY
  Brought to you by
  Brought to you by
  ERIC MINTON
  ERIC MINTON
  &
  THE TRAITOR
  THE TRAITOR
  RECYCLING STUDIO
  RECYCLING STUDIO
  STUFF
  STUFF
  
  Cybernetics
  VoxBox
  250
  Cortex Bomb
  500
  Vital-Tattoo
  500
  RingTone Com Implant
  800
  eye-PDC Series 1400: 1,000 + cyberoptic
  Foot Bomb
  600
  REDﬁ nger Digital Weapon
  1,000
  RoboMuscle (1 limb)
  1000
  ThickerSkin Sub-Dermal Armor
  1,000
  HiAlbedo Sweat Implants
  2,000
  CerebRAM Mem Card Socket 
  5,000
  Cybernetic Cerebellum
  8,000
  Emergency Universal Limb 
  Replacement
  10,000
  Food and drink
  HappyKaff Instant
  1
  NutriMax Meal Replacement 
  Tablets
  1
  CruncheeTym Yeast Twists
  3
  ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating 
  Beverage (can)
  4
  Sweetened Algae PDC
  4
  Cheez Pleezer
  5-10
  Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf (with 
  Special Sauce)
  5
  NearBeer
  5
  ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating 
  Beverage (bottle)
  6
  Self-Heating CoffeeLike
  12
  Soylent Truncheon
  30
  Blue Vulture
  50
  Personal Hydroponics Kit 9099
  800
  Entertainment and media
  Sounds of Alpha Complex
  10
  101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line: 20 + 10/song 
  Tella-O and [INSERT NAME 
  HERE] in the Race to Sector 
  ZZZ!
  25
  Three’s Mandatory Boxed Set
  30
  Botspotter’s Manual 214
  55
  Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 39/
  B.3.8.2.2
  100
  TSC Strategy Guide
  350
  Guest Appearance on Bake-A-
  Traitor
  1,250
  Sports and recreation
  DEMENTIA XP
  30
  Murder Mystery Game Kit
  30
  Pipe Patrol
  30
  FunBall No-Contact Harness
  80
  SPROINGS Spring-Wear Shoes
  90
  Bomb Squad!
  160
  MagBall Gauntlets
  250
  SmartBall
  800
  Fantasy Troubleshooter Analyst
  3,000
  Great gifts!
  INFRARED’s Best Friend
  25
  25 Hour Digital Wall Clock
  40
  Stress-B-Gon Squeeze Ball
  40
  BeatMaster Piezoacoustic Audio 
  Stick
  395
  Component 305
  800
  Fnord
  1,776
  Weapons and ordnance
  B3 Grenade Kit
  5
  Grenade/Flare
  50
  Titan-X Truncheon
  50
  Jell Rounds
  65
  Laser Barrel Extenders
  100
  Lazooka: 100 (body); 550 (barrel)
  UltraBrite Laser Flash Accessory
  100
  BotKiller Ammo (6-shot clip)
  200
  NuFlesh First Aid Pistol 
  300
  Gyrostabilizing All-purpose Flux 
  Fortiﬁ er
  400
  Hot Fun Cannon Class 2400 
  WideShot
  400
  Gauss Whistle
  500
  Induct-O-Glove
  500
  Smart Laser Barrel 
  500
  VenomNails
  500
  Personal Particle Projector
  600
  Tactical Tear Warfare Goggles
  650
  Cone Pistol
  700
  Pyroclastic Emitter 
  800
  Wiper
  800
  MonoBola
  850
  ARC Mortar 
  1,000
  Lightsabertooth
  1,000
  Multicorder Blaster
  1,000
  Parallax-Class Scopebot
  1,000
  Personal Gyratory Defense 
  System
  1,000
  Slipaway Liquiﬁ ed Inhibitor Pack
  1,000
  TunAll Tunneling Spray
  1,000
  Original Indefatigable Webulator 
  Suit 
  1,250
  Crowd Control Sonic Screamer 
  1,500
  ElectroZone R&D Traitor Zapper 
  213/B 
  1,500
  Gravitic Gauntlet 
  2,000
  Plasma Sword
  2,000
  Cruising Missile
  2,800
  B-E Condensate Projector
  3,000
  Combat Chronometer
  3,000
  Magnetic Flux Cannon
  5,000
  ChronoGun
  15,000
  Gravitron Cannon
  30,000
  Defense
  Foot Lock
  50
  Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray
  20
  Elevator Safety Foam
  40
  Commie Trap
  75
  SecureCord PDC Cable
  150
  Personal Attack Alarm
  250
  Buoyancy Suit
  300
  Remote-Controlled Inﬂ atable 
  Troubleshooter Decoy
  350
  Threat Evaluation Eyewear
  650
  Endoenergetic Armor
  1,000
  Portable Jamming Unit (Class 3)
  1,000
  Threat Evaluation Eyewear 
  Software Upgrade
  1,000
  Variable Energy Stress Transfer 
  Armor
  1,000
  MonoWeave Body Armor
  1,500
  Liquid Body Armor
  1,800
  Invisi-Suit
  10,000
  Darkﬁ eld Generator
  12,000
  ‘What can I buy for X credits?’
  PDC software
  Password Master 3000
  10
  Scrubby the Scrubot Virtual 
  Assistant
  10
  CommieSpotter Face 
  Recognition
  100
  CommieSpotter Face 
  Recognition
  100
  Multicorder Digital Companion
  100
  Thought Processor
  100
  Micromed
  120
  Equipment RFID Reader/
  Compiler
  150
  inMote
  250
  SecurServ Packet Sniffer
  280
  BestDefense C-mail Filter
  500
  Re-Sound
  500
  PDC Model 2020/b
  1,000
  C-Bay Snipe-R
  1,500
  Bots and bot accessories
  Bot Brain Voice Interface
  200
  Bioscience-Engineered Attack 
  Drone ‘Bucky’
  350
  SkeetRat 1.0
  450
  Bot Repellent
  500
  BearerBot Mark 3b.4.1
  1,000
  Queuebot
  1,500
  Sniffer Petbot Mk 5
  2,000
  Psychbot
  3,000
  Robutler Model 104n/CCL
  3,000
  T-99 Bodyguardbot
  8,000
  Cutebot Creche Defender
  11,000
  Docombot
  35,000
  Pyrus-Class Warbot
  50,000
  Constructobot
  65,000
  CloneBot Model 2AT
  185,000
  Vehicles
  LubriSkates
  500
  RailRider
  500
  Mind-Controlled Wheelchair
  1,500
  Tunnel Ski
  8,000
  DeltaWheel Class 3000 Autocar
  14,000
  Mobile Residential Unit Model 
  RF6
  25,000
  Cable Spyder
  30,000
  Crawler Seed: 80,000 (120,000 in Straight)
  Luxury Time Yacht
  100,000
  Medications
  All prices are per pill unless otherwise noted.
  Toothpasty Supp. #5 (20-pack)
  1
  Focusol (thiahexadrine)
  4
  New You (persidax)
  10
  Night Stalker (vulpazine)
  10
  Laser Sharp (thiamaram)
  25
  MelloWake (clonoglazeron)
  25
  Sodium Pentathol (not 
  BelievaPills, which are 100cr)
  30
  Overdose Helper (oxyﬂ ucocillin) 
  (bottle)
  60
  Smilies (smilase tetrasildenaﬁ l) 
  (24-pack)
  64
  ReAnimator (necronomicil)
  100
  Scramble (jargotan) (bottle)
  200
  ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum (6-pack)
  350
  Regro (diphenhydromegatoxine)
  1,000
  Surveillance and spying
  Surveillance Candy
  30
  Fake Security Camera
  70
  WiSpy PDC Transmitter
  100
  Camera Tap
  425
  Acoustic Interferometer
  500
  Spy Powder
  1,500
  HoloNode
  1,500
  MemoMin
  3,500
  Spybot Model 211/X
  4,000
  DeepCover Mem Card A770
  5,000
  HeetPrufe Infrared Stealth Suit
  5,000
  IceBLUE Phone Cracker
  5,000
  Tornado-Class Remote 
  Surveillance Drone
  20,000
  McDs
  Cellophane Jumpsuit
  25
  OrthoGold File Manager v5.02
  25
  CalmLink Armband
  50
  HappyShock! Personal Trainer
  50
  LegLock Command Braces
  100
  Traitor Tether
  100
  Shocking Grip!
  140
  Teamwork Trainer Device
  150
  Communism-Sensitive Interlock 
  Deactivator
  200
  Magnetic Braces
  200
  Treason Announcement Device 
  9000
  600
  Pedestrian Active Cruise Control
  500
  Say-No-Evil Speech Censor
  500
  Treason-Free Speech Limiter
  500
  Loyalty Exoskeleton
  600
  Proximity Control System
  700
  Personal equipment
  Tattoo-U Indelible Markers
  6
  SmartPaper (1 sheet)
  10+
  Fresh Foam
  20
  Hair-OFF
  20
  Bedew Handwash
  30
  Foamcrete Spray
  50
  FORMica Floor Tiles (400-pack)
  50
  Hygiene Attachment Kit
  60
  Joyometer
  75
  AdSuit
  100
  HeliumTeela Boots
  100
  Insta-Dorm Inﬂ atable Furniture 
  Set
  100
  Instant Hygiene Grenade
  100
  Pre-owned Brevet Badges
  100+
  BacPacVac
  250
  Flame-Retardant Undergarment
  250
  Eyeshutters: 300 + 10/day
  Jelly Head
  300
  False-Color Enhancer Goggles
  600
  Visual Encirculator
  1,100
  HypnoCard
  3,000
  MemoMax Emergency Upload 
  Helmet
  3,000
  Power/Data Tap Positioning 
  System
  3,000
  Biometric Changer
  3,200
  Matter Printer
  100,000
  
  CONDENSED CONTENTS
  Introduction  
  4
  Auctions in Alpha Complex  
  4
  1 Weapons and ordnance (39 items)  6
  2 Defense (16)  
  25
  3 Spying and surveillance (13)  
  32
  4 McDs (16)  
  39
  5 Clothing and equipment (25)  
  48
  6 PDC software (13)  
  61
  7 Bots and bot accessories (15)  
  68
  8 Vehicles (9)  
  76
  9 Medications (13)  
  81
  10 Cybernetics (13)  
  88
  11 Food & drink (12)  
  96
  12 Entertainment (8)  
  102
  13 Sports and recreation (9)  
  107
  14 Personal services (18)  
  112
  15 Great gifts! (6)  
  122
  Payment & delivery methods 
  126
  Index 
  128
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  the ﬁ ne merchandise herein, that’s good for business so we’ll let it go.
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  JEFF GROVES
  KARL LOW
  ERIC MINTON
  JOSHUA MORETTO
  BILL O’DEA
  R. ERIC REUSS
  Design 
  ALLEN VARNEY
  BETH FISCHI
  Editing, layout, graphics
  JIM HOLLOWAY
  Cover
  ANDY FITZPATRICK
  ERIC MINTON
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  STUFF
  BY ERIC MINTON AND THE TRAITOR RECYCLING STUDIO
  
  2
  PARANOIA STUFF
  STUFF
  CLEARANCE ULTRAVIOLET
  � INTRODUCTION 
  4
  � AUCTIONS IN ALPHA 
  COMPLEX 
  4
  � WEAPONS AND ORDNANCE
  (39 items) 
  6
  Combat Chronometer 
  6
  ARC Mortar 
  7
  B3 Grenade Kit 
  7
  B-E Condensate Projector 
  8
  BotKiller Ammo 
  8
  ChronoGun 
  9
  Cone Pistol 
  9
  Crowd Control Sonic Screamer 
  10
  Cruising Missile 
  10
  ElectroZone R&D Traitor Zapper 213/B 
  11
  Gauss Whistle 
  11
  Gravitic Gauntlet 
  12
  Gravitron Cannon 
  12
  Grenade/Flares 
  12
  Gyrostabilizing All-purpose Flux Fortiﬁ er 
  13
  Hot Fun Cannon Class 2400 WideShot 
  13
  Induct-O-Glove 
  14
  Jell Rounds 
  14
  Laser Barrel Extender 
  14
  Lazooka 
  15
  Lightsabertooth 
  15
  Magnetic Flux Cannon 
  16
  MonoBola 
  16
  Multicorder Blaster 
  17
  NuFlesh First Aid Pistol 
  17
  Original Indefatigable Webulator Suit 
  18
  Parallax-Class Scopebot 
  18
  Personal Gyratory Defense System 
  18
  Personal Particle Projector 
  19
  Plasma Sword 
  19
  Pyroclastic Emitter 
  20
  Slipaway Liquiﬁ ed Inhibitor Pack 
  20
  Smart Laser Barrel 
  21
  Tactical Tear Warfare Goggles 
  21
  Titan-X Truncheon 
  22
  TunAll Tunneling Spray 
  22
  UltraBrite Laser Flash Accessory 
  23
  VenomNails 
  23
  Wiper 
  24
  � DEFENSE AND COUNTER-
  TERRORISM (16 items) 
  25
  Threat Evaluation Eyewear 
  25
  Buoyancy Suit 
  26
  Commie Trap 
  26
  Darkﬁ eld Generator 
  27
  Elevator Safety Foam 
  27
  Endoenergetic Armor 
  27
  Foot Lock 
  28
  Expanded contents
  � CLOTHING AND PERSONAL 
  EQUIPMENT (25 items) 
  48
  Insta-Dorm Inﬂ atable Furniture Set 
  48
  AdSuit 
  49
  BacPacVac 
  49
  Bedew Handwash 
  50
  Biometric Changer 
  50
  Eyeshutters 
  51
  False-Color Enhancer Goggles 
  51
  Flame-Retardant Undergarment 
  51
  Foamcrete Spray 
  52
  FORMica Floor Tiles 
  52
  Fresh Foam 
  53
  Hair-OFF 
  54
  HeliumTeela Boots 
  54
  Hygiene Attachment Kit 
  55
  HypnoCard 
  55
  Instant Hygiene Grenade 
  56
  Jelly Head 
  56
  Joyometer 
  57
  Matter Printer 
  57
  MemoMax Emergency Upload Helmet 
  57
  Power/Data Tap Positioning System 
  58
  Pre-owned Brevet Badges 
  59
  SmartPaper 
  59
  Tattoo-U Indelible Markers 
  60
  Visual Encirculator 
  60
  � PDC SOFTWARE 
  (13 items) 
  61
  [This section describes software for multicorders, bots 
  and the Personal Digital Companion. As described in 
  PARANOIA XP, the PDC is every Alpha Complex citizen’s 
  all-purpose cellphone, notepad, voice and data recorder, 
  digital assistant and direct line to The Computer.]
  CommieSpotter Face Recognition 
  61
  BestDefense C-Mail Filter 
  62
  C-Bay Snipe-R 
  62
  Equipment RFID Reader/Compiler 
  62
  inMote 
  63
  Micromed 
  63
  Multicorder Digital Companion 
  64
  Password Master 3000 
  64
  PDC Model 2020/b 
  65
  Re-Sound 
  66
  Scrubby the Scrubot Virtual Assistant 
  66
  SecurServ Packet Sniffer 
  67
  Thought Processor 
  67
  � BOTS AND BOT 
  ACCESSORIES (15 items) 68
  Constructobot 
  68
  BearerBot Mark 3b.4.1 
  69
  Bioscience-Engineered Attack Drone ‘Bucky’ 69
  Invisi-Suit 
  28
  Liquid Body Armor 
  28
  Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray 
  29
  MonoWeave Body Armor 
  29
  Personal Attack Alarm 
  30
  Portable Jamming Unit (Class 3) 
  30
  Remote-Controlled Inﬂ atable 
  Troubleshooter Decoy 
  30
  SecureCord PDC Cable 
  31
  Variable Energy Stress Transfer Armor 
  31
  � SURVEILLANCE AND SPYING 
  (13 items) 
  32
  Acoustic Interferometer 
  32
  Camera Tap 
  33
  DeepCover Mem Card A770 
  33
  Fake Security Camera 
  33
  HeetPrufe Infrared Stealth Suit 
  34
  HoloNode 
  34
  IceBLUE Phone Cracker 
  35
  MemoMin 
  35
  Spy Powder 
  36
  Spybot Model 211/X 
  36
  Surveillance Candy 
  37
  Tornado-Class Remote Surveillance Drone 
  38
  WiSpy PDC transmitter 
  38
  � MALFEASANCE 
  CONTROL DEVICES 
  (‘McDs’) (16 items) 
  39
  [‘McDs’ (Malfeasance Control Devices), introduced in 
  the PARANOIA XP rulebook, are gadgets or inventions 
  Internal Security inﬂ icts temporarily on citizens suffering 
  Probation. A McD enforces the citizen’s good behavior 
  and loyalty.]
  Proximity Control System 
  39
  CalmLink Armband 
  40
  Cellophane Jumpsuit 
  40
  Communism-Sensitive Interlock Deactivator 40
  HappyShock! Personal Trainer 
  41
  LegLock Command Braces 
  42
  Loyalty Exoskeleton 
  42
  Magnetic Braces 
  43
  OrthoGold File Manager v5.02 
  43
  Pedestrian Active Cruise Control 
  43
  Say-No-Evil Speech Censor 
  44
  Shocking Grip! 
  45
  Teamwork Trainer Device 
  45
  Traitor Tether 
  46
  Treason Announcement Device 9000 
  46
  Treason-Free Speech Limiter 
  47
  
  3
  CONTENTS
  Bot Brain Voice Interface 
  70
  Bot Repellent 
  70
  CloneBot Model 2AT 
  71
  Cutebot Creche Defender 
  71
  Docombot 
  72
  Psychbot 
  72
  Pyrus-class Warbot 
  73
  Queuebot 
  73
  Robutler Model 104n/CCL 
  74
  SkeetRat 1.0 
  74
  ‘Sniffer’ Petbot Mk 5 
  75
  T-99 Bodyguardbot 
  75
  � VEHICLES (9 items) 
  76
  Luxury Time Yacht 
  76
  Cable Spyder 
  77
  Crawler Seed 
  77
  DeltaWheel Class 3000 Autocar 
  78
  LubriSkates 
  78
  Mind-Controlled Wheelchair 
  79
  Mobile Residential Unit Model RF6 
  79
  RailRider 
  80
  Tunnel Ski 
  80
  � MEDICATIONS (13 items) 
  81
  New You (persidax) 
  81
  ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum 
  82
  Focusol Maximum Strength IR (thiahexadrine) 82
  Laser Sharp (thiamaram) 
  83
  MelloWake (clonoglazeron) 
  83
  Night Stalker (vulpazine) 
  84
  Overdose Helper (oxyﬂ ucocillin) 
  84
  ReAnimator (necronomicil) 
  84
  Regro (diphenhydromegatoxine) 
  85
  Scramble (jargotan) 
  85
  Smilies (smilase tetrasildenaﬁ l) 
  86
  Sodium Pentathol (not BelievaPills!) 
  86
  Toothpasty Supplement #5 
  87
  � CYBERNETICS (13 items) 88
  Article: Cybernetics in Alpha Complex 
  88
  REDﬁ nger Digital Weapon 
  88
  CerebRAM Mem Card Socket 
  90
  Cortex Bomb 
  90
  Cybernetic Cerebellum 
  91
  Emergency Universal Limb Replacement 
  91
  eye-PDC Series 1400 
  92
  Foot Bomb 
  92
  HiAlbedo Sweat Implants 
  93
  RingTone Com Implant 
  93
  RoboMuscle 
  94
  ThickerSkin Subdermal Armor 
  94
  Vital-Tattoo 
  95
  VoxBox 
  95
  � FOOD AND DRINK
  (12 items) 
  96
  Cheez Pleezer 
  96
  Blue Vulture 
  97
  HappyKaff Instant 
  97
  NearBeer 
  98
  ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage 
  98
  Self-Heating CoffeeLike 
  99
  CruncheeTym Yeast Twists 
  99
  Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf (with Special Sauce) 100
  NutriMax Meal Replacement Tablets 
  100
  Personal Hydroponics Kit 9099 
  100
  Soylent Truncheon 
  101
  Sweetened Algae PDC 
  101
  � ENTERTAINMENT AND MEDIA 
  (8 items) 
  102
  101 Fun Songs to Sing In Line 
  102
  Botspotter’s Manual 214 
  103
  Guest Appearance on Bake-A-Traitor 
  103
  Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 39/B.3.8.2.2 
  104
  Sounds of Alpha Complex 
  104
  Teela-O and [INSERT NAME HERE] 
  in the Race to Sector ZZZ! 
  105
  Three’s Mandatory Boxed Set 
  105
  TSC Strategy Guide 
  106
  � SPORTS AND RECREATION
  (9 items) 
  107
  DEMENTIA XP 
  107
  Bomb Squad! 
  108
  Fantasy Troubleshooter Analyst 
  108
  FunBall No-Contact Harness 
  109
  MagBall Gauntlets 
  109
  Murder Mystery Game Kit 
  110
  Pipe Patrol 
  110
  SmartBall 
  111
  SPROINGS Spring-wear Shoes 
  111
  � PERSONAL SERVICES 
  (18 items) 
  112
  FunTimes PDC Service 
  112
  BLUE Washroom Membership 
  113
  Drillivator 
  113
  Friendship Facilitators 
  114
  Genetic Counseling Appointments 
  114
  INFRA-Guide Services 
  115
  INFRARED Furnishings 
  115
  Just Like Me 
  116
  Laundry Emergency Teams 
  116
  Maintenance Now! 
  117
  MindRoom 
  117
  Personal Demolition Contractors  
  118
  Rashan-O’s Frequent Buyer Card 
  119
  REDLine Transbot Passes 
  119
  Service Firm Reassignment Services 
  120
  Vulture Squadron EMT 
  120
  Vulturecraft Rental 
  121
  WiseGuy Debt Counseling 
  121
  � GREAT GIFTS! (6 items) 
  122
  Component 305 
  122
  25 Hour Digital Wall Clock 
  123
  BeatMaster Piezoacoustic Audio Stick 
  123
  Fnord 
  124
  INFRARED’s Best Friend 
  124
  Stress-B-Gon Squeeze Ball 
  125
  � PAYMENT AND 
  DELIVERY METHODS 
  126
  � INDEX 
  128
  � Advertiser index
  Algae chips 
  37
  AlphaRecipes.PLC 
  96
  Aquamarine Magazine 
  99
  Bouncy Bubble Beverage  7, 25, 32, 39, 48, 125
  Botspotter Magazine 
  30
  C-Bay 
  72, 74, 75
  Com Central PLC 
  98
  Confession Booths 
  123
  [Deleted for security reasons] 
  66
  DeltaWheel    
  56
  FriendComputer.net 
  117
  FunFoods PLC 
  92
  Happiness Energy Bar 
  11, 50
  Hire’n’Fire Recruitment 
  60
  Internal Security 
  41
  JParanoia 
  106
  ME Card 
  24
  Omega Complex 
  69
  OrthoGold NewsFilter 
  108
  PARANOIA XP development blog 
  46
  Paranoia-Live.net 
  87
  PayNow 
  126
  PlantBase PLC 
  26
  Powered Armaments 
  80
  RedNotDead 
  49
  Rocketcycle Weekly 
  113
  Say-No-Evil Speech Censor 
  44
  ShinyBot Spray-On Polish 
  58
  Shoot the Commie 
  47
  Soylent Enterprises 
  77
  Special Brain Freshening Unit K 
  16
  Technical Services 
  32
  Teela O’Malley Season #177 
  17
  Treasonous Activity Anticipators 
  109
  Vulture TV 
  53
  
  4
  PARANOIA STUFF
  STUFF
  CLEARANCE ULTRAVIOLET
  � The Traitor Recycling Studio
  Many talented designers helped create 
  this STUFF book. We recruited most of 
  them through the net, and in particular 
  through a Web-based game we ran in spring 
  and summer 2004, while working up the 
  PARANOIA XP rulebook. We used a ‘Wiki’, 
  a collection of editable Web pages, and the 
  rules for a game called Lexicon, designed 
  by Neel Krishnaswami.
  Posting to the Wiki twice a week for two 
  months, nearly two dozen High Programmer 
  players wrote entries in an alphabetical 
  glossary, a report to The Computer on the 
  complex and far-ranging Toothpaste Disaster. 
  (Find the Lexicon rules at www.20by20room.
  com/2003/11/lexicon_an_rpg.html, and 
  read the complete report at paranoia.
  allenvarney.com.)
  Many Lexicon players have joined an 
  informal team called the Traitor Recycling 
  Studio. Studio traitors wrote the mission 
  collection Crash Priority and are now writing 
  several more PARANOIA XP supplements 
  collaboratively, using a new Wiki.
  I got yer stuff right here, citizen
  Auctions in Alpha Complex
  by Joshua Moretto with Jeff Groves
  Auctions? In a totalitarian socialist anthill like 
  Alpha Complex? How, you might well ask, can a 
  citizen sell The Computer’s valuable property to 
  another citizen? Is it not entrusted to him through 
  The Computer’s benevolence? Won’t he get in 
  awful trouble, especially if the person he sells it 
  to breaks it?
  In the Alpha Complex of a decade or so ago 
  these objections would be spot on. But when 
  The Computer ordered a transition from the old 
  service groups to the new service ﬁ rm model, 
  Alpha Complex saw a paradigm shift regarding 
  ideas of ‘property’. Given the new pseudo-
  capitalist value system, the Computer deemed it 
  reasonable that a citizen could legitimately ‘own’ 
  something, subject only to his own shame and 
  the censure of his peers for failing to maintain it 
  properly. Certainly he only ‘owned’ it because The 
  Computer, in its benevolence and wisdom, had 
  created a system wherein his urge to ownership 
  could be gratiﬁ ed, thus making him happier. But 
  now at least nobody was getting demoted for 
  improperly polishing his pocket mirror.
  This move meant there were now two legitimate 
  categories of property: things The Computer let 
  citizens buy (‘private’ property), and things the 
  Computer speciﬁ cally assigned to a citizen for a 
  designated reason (‘assigned’ property).
  Of course, this resulted in exactly what you 
  might expect: some citizens have things they ﬁ nd 
  they don’t particularly want that someone else is 
  willing to pay for. Some service ﬁ rms (especially 
  in PLC) immediately capitalized on this, but 
  individual citizens soon realized they were now 
  allowed to strike deals directly with each other.
  � Enter C-Bay
  C-Bay is the premier online auction site in Alpha 
  Complex, the creation of CPU genius Ed-G-RTL-
  4 (and, according to treasonous rumor, member 
  of the Computer Phreaks). More things than a 
  citizen can imagine are sold on its network, many 
  at fantastic discounts off their regular prices. 
  Conversely, the competitive C-Bay economy 
  means demand can drive prices through the 
  roof, and many an incautious citizen has depleted 
  his credits paying a 3000% markup for that one 
  item he just ‘had to have’. Service ﬁ rms from 
  every group also use C-Bay, unloading extra 
  inventory and the occasional hot potato onto its 
  open market.
  Many citizens don’t grasp that The Computer 
  ﬁ nds C-Bay extremely useful for regulating the 
  economy. It keeps careful tabs on what is sold 
  and for what price, using this data to gauge the 
  wants and needs of Alpha Complex. Fierce 
  bidding wars can result in sudden and perplexing 
  sector-wide (or even complex-wide) hikes in the 
  cost of innocuous commodities, or a mysterious 
  yet urgent 450% increase in production of New 
  and Improved Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
  � Other auctions in 
  Alpha Complex
  C-Bay has competition, both legal and 
  treasonous.
  Among sites ofﬁ cially recognized and approved, 
  the least approved and most interesting is Firm-
  Bid!, an auction site set up and run cooperatively 
  by many struggling young service ﬁ rms ﬁ ghting 
  for an edge against the Alpha Complex old-clone 
  Equipment books—easiest introductions in the 
  world to write!
  ‘Hey, PARANOIA players and Gamemasters, 
  here’s 30 metric tons of weapons, armor, 
  personal gear, bots, vehicles, medications, 
  Internal Security Malfeasance Control Devices, 
  PDC software, cybernetic enhancements, food 
  and drinks, sports and recreational equipment, 
  personal services and ‘great gifts!’—that is, totally 
  useless junk.
  ‘Each item is presented as an offer on the 
  Alpha Complex auction site C-Bay, and a 
  GM-only box lists game stuff like cost, security 
  clearance, statistics and interesting backﬁ res. 
  An introductory essay talks about auctions 
  in Alpha Complex, and an appendix lists the 
  various methods citizens use to pay for and 
  deliver goods.
  ‘Add this stuff to your game any way you like. 
  Enjoy!’
  Well, that was a productive 90 seconds. Just 
  mail us the check.
  Actually, we do want to make a couple of 
  pertinent, non-obvious points. First, we made 
  this book RED Clearance—that is, available to 
  players as well as Gamemasters. We did this 
  partly because, let’s face it, players will buy 
  the book anyway. Mainly, though, the premise 
  (that these are C-Bay auction entries) makes 
  this information technically accessible by lots of 
  Alpha Complex citizens—not just REDs but even 
  INFRAREDs, and in fact anyone with access to 
  the Gray Subnets.
  You see, these entries have been hacked.
  Most of the items in this book range all over 
  the security clearance spectrum, meaning no 
  RED citizen would ordinarily know much of it 
  even exists. Furthermore, the comments posted 
  by citizens in each entry are blunt, down-and-
  dirty feedback no mere RED ordinarily hears 
  spoken above a whisper. So this should all be 
  ULTRAVIOLET Clearance. Ordinarily.
  However, for this STUFF book, a kind Computer 
  Phreak has hacked the C-Bay listings and posted 
  them in their entirety, uncensored, with feedback 
  and all, on one of the shadowy Gray Subnets 
  (illegal private data networks). Therefore, lowly 
  REDs get a rare glimpse of the unvarnished truth 
  about these gadgets.
  But! The text, the C-Bay entries themselves, 
  are RED Clearance (players can read them), 
  but the game statistics are for ULTRAVIOLETs 
  (Gamemasters) only! The paragraphs marked 
  ‘GM ONLY!’ describe backﬁ res or surprising 
  features of these items. If you, the player, knew 
  about these in advance, instead of discovering 
  them the hard way in actual play, you’d get all 
  smug and have to be terminated.
  So, to recap: Players, read the regular C-Bay 
  entries, but don’t read the game stats. At least, 
  don’t let on you’ve read them. When the R&D 
  scientist hands your character that Magnetic Flux 
  Cannon, just gulp and try to smile. 
  Let’s see, anything else?
  That about covers it. Now, about that check...
  
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  AUCTIONS
  AUCTIONS IN ALPHA COMPLEX
  network. They use Firm-Bid! as a back channel, 
  exchanging contracts, passing around firm 
  equipment, and bidding on innumerable acts of 
  sabotage using numerous ever-changing code 
  phrases. (‘Bid on one delicious CruncheeTym 
  CinnaYum bagel with guaranteed yield of 12 
  bites, delivered as special surprise to ﬁ rm of your 
  choice at time you specify. You serve bagel by 
  remote control.’) Firm-Bid! itself is technically 
  legal but has a malodorous reputation, and 
  IntSec frequently closes down individual auctions 
  when they ﬁ gure out the code-words in time. 
  Nonetheless, if a ﬁ rm really wants to ofﬂ oad 
  something but thinks it might be a little too 
  suspicious or outright treasonous to go through 
  C-Bay, the ﬁ rm puts it up on Firm-Bid!
  Just as the legitimate commerce of Alpha 
  Complex is shadowed by the IR market, 
  treasonous ‘IR Auctions’ are accessible to those 
  in the know over the illicit Gray Subnet private 
  data networks. Goods available in IR Auctions 
  tend to the treasonous and hard-to-get, and 
  conducting business is a nerve-wracking affair. 
  Rumors abound about IntSec inﬁ ltration, and a 
  citizen can never be entirely certain whether he 
  just bought a stolen plasma generator or a ticket 
  to HPD&MC’s Attitude Adjustment Centers.
  Free Enterprise, unsurprisingly, has jumped on 
  the auction bandwagon, operating a clandestine 
  IR Auction site known as FreeTrade. Probably the 
  safest of the unofﬁ cial auctions, FreeTrade has 
  become the go-to place for the well-connected 
  (and exceedingly well-funded) traitor looking for 
  that special something.
  PURGE maintains the Warpath, a semi-regular 
  live face-to-face auction, conducted in secret, 
  at which PURGE members sell off surplus 
  armaments and other gear. Supporting the 
  cause is all well and good, they argue, but until 
  the day they ﬁ nally smash The Computer, those 
  credits come in mighty handy. And hey, this is a 
  terriﬁ c cone riﬂ e I’m offering here, barely used, 
  how about it, do I hear 600 credits? Rumors that 
  IntSec regularly raids Warpath gatherings are 
  hotly denied—sometimes by IntSec itself, for fear 
  of PURGE vengeance.
  The Romantics and the Sierra Club, at least 
  somewhat aligned in ideals, have set up a 
  ramshackle auction known as the Bazaar. 
  Largely a source of Old Reckoning trinkets and 
  the occasional piece of nature smuggled in 
  from Outdoors, the Bazaar is possibly the most 
  dangerous auction site for the incautious traitor. 
  Not only do its users disappear with alarming 
  frequency, but many Sierra Clubbers insist on 
  the barter method, which frequently bogs down 
  transactions. Still, when you’re looking for the 
  rarest of items from Old Reckoning ruins found 
  Outdoors, the Bazaar is your best choice.
  Smaller and even less trustworthy auctions and 
  sites appear from time to time, as individuals or 
  groups ﬁ nagle a temporary secure Subnet, but 
  these vanish as quickly as they appear. Still, the 
  auction bug has clearly bitten Alpha Complex, 
  and as long as a citizen has something to sell, 
  he will probably ﬁ nd citizens willing to ﬁ ght over 
  the right to buy it.
  Unless, you know, The Computer changes 
  its mind.
  � Using auctions 
  in your game
  Auction sites function in your PARANOIA game 
  according to your chosen style of play. Of course 
  we encourage you to do as you please—you’re 
  always right, after all—but here are some 
  suggestions for incorporating auctions into the 
  various PARANOIA play styles.
  � Straight
  Straight presents the best opportunities to 
  incorporate C-Bay and other auctions into 
  your game. Characters with a halfway decent 
  chance to survive a few missions seek the 
  best equipment they can get, and the darker 
  tone allows the GM to explore the paranoia, 
  conspiracy and intrigue that a simple auction can 
  create. Some possibilities:
  � A high-clearance citizen wants to win 
  a certain item without revealing his 
  involvement in the bidding, and directs the 
  PCs to act as his middlemen. Perhaps the 
  PCs run out of credits, and their ‘employer’ 
  suggests they take steps to eliminate 
  the opposing bidders, leading to a literal 
  bidding war. Maybe the PCs try to locate 
  the seller, and try blackmail, force or 
  dangerous mutant powers to coerce him to 
  sell directly. Maybe it’s the wrong item after 
  all. Lots of opportunity to make enemies, 
  plenty of room for the players to sweat.
  � A PC wins a bid for some unimportant item 
  of insigniﬁ cant value, only to discover upon 
  delivery that it is an item of signiﬁ cantly 
  greater worth, not to mention clearance. 
  The PC (and his teammates) quickly 
  become embroiled in intrigue, as various 
  factions try to claim this macguffin. 
  (‘Macgufﬁ n’, a term popularized by Alfred 
  Hitchcock, refers to an object that has no 
  speciﬁ c meaning or function other than to 
  advance the story.)
  � An item repeatedly auctioned on C-Bay 
  has a strange history: The winner of 
  each auction turns up dead a week later, 
  and the item is sold again by his next 
  clone, who just wants to be rid of it. The 
  Troubleshooters are instructed to purchase 
  the item and solve the mystery surrounding 
  the deaths. Assassins? Inter-ﬁ rm feuds? 
  Secret society plots? This is another good 
  one for making the players sweat, as you 
  can ramp up the sense of conspiracy 
  and impending danger following the 
  purchase.
  � Classic
  In the slapstick tragedy that is a Classic 
  PARANOIA game, auctions can keep the 
  players gleefully terriﬁ ed. Most of the Straight 
  suggestions can work in Classic just as well, 
  with a slight change in tone from sinister and 
  dystopian to black comedy. Items sold in Classic 
  auctions are more likely to drastically differ from 
  their descriptions, and paying your bids can 
  become a bureaucratic hassle bordering on farce. 
  Improper auction procedures become justiﬁ cation 
  for accusations of treason, and secret society-run 
  auctions take place constantly.
  � The Troubleshooters, scammed into a 
  combat-heavy mission with only laser 
  pistols from PLC, decide to inﬁ ltrate a 
  nearby Warpath auction and steal heavier 
  weaponry. (It is all right to steal from 
  traitors, right?) When IntSec raids the 
  party, the Troubleshooters are ﬁ ngered as 
  the double-crossers. A three-way gun ﬁ ght 
  ensues as the Troubleshooters ‘sample’ a 
  couple ﬁ rearms on their way out.
  � The Troubleshooters are enlisted to test 
  out a High Programmer’s new delivery 
  service, which guarantees arrival of the 
  product ‘within ten minutes of the winning 
  bid!’ How does he do it? Simple: He has 
  the product already en route to the current 
  high bidder before the auction’s over! The 
  Troubleshooters are run ragged as their 
  destination changes every six minutes. 
  When a bid sniper enters the winning bid 
  one second before the auction’s end, the 
  Troubleshooters have only ten minutes 
  to traverse a half-dozen sectors to an 
  address they’ve never heard of.
  � Zap
  If you can get the players in a Zap game to stop 
  shooting everything long enough to worry about 
  something as complicated as an auction, please 
  register your mutation with The Computer.
  Zap auctions work best as live auctions, as 
  the players bid against people they can see (and 
  shoot). Of course, because most live auctions 
  are treasonous, it gives the PCs more reason to 
  shoot them. Entertainment value comes ﬁ rst, so 
  play it fast and loose, and if anybody gets uppity 
  about the details, casually suggest their attitude 
  might need some adjustment. The other players 
  will undoubtedly take care of the problem.
  CAPITALISM—IT HAS ITS UPSIDE, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT.
  
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  Weapons and ordnance—39 BIG NEW ITEMS!
  Zap
  Frenzied ﬁ reﬁ ghts and 
  hysterical gonzo action; 
  devices would ﬁ t right 
  into a Warner Brothers 
  cartoon.
  Straight
  Tense suspense and fear 
  in a scarily functional 
  Alpha Complex; devices 
  are often (if not always) 
  plausible.
  Fast-paced satiric 
  slapstick; devices 
  maybe make a nod 
  toward scientiﬁ c 
  plausibility.
  Classic
  Each item in this book is suited to one or more of the three play styles presented in the PARANOIA XP rulebook. These icons indicate 
  the style(s) where the item ﬁ ts best. Of course, GMs should feel free to throw any item into any type of game. The GM is always right!
  QUIKLINKS
  ARC Mortar 
  7
  B3 Grenade Kit 
  7
  B-E Condensate Projector 
  8
  BotKiller Ammo 
  8
  ChronoGun 
  9
  Combat Chronometer 
  6
  Cone Pistol 
  9
  Crowd Control Sonic Screamer 
  10
  Cruising Missile 
  10
  ElectroZone R&D Traitor Zapper 213/B 
  11
  Gauss Whistle 
  11
  Gravitic Gauntlet 
  12
  Gravitron Cannon 
  12
  Grenade/Flares 
  12
  Gyrostabilizing All-purpose Flux Fortiﬁ er 
  13
  Hot Fun Cannon Class 2400 WideShot 
  13
  Induct-O-Glove 
  14
  Jell Rounds 
  14
  Laser Barrel Extenders 
  14
  Lazooka 
  15
  Lightsabertooth 
  15
  Magnetic Flux Cannon 
  16
  MonoBola 
  16
  Multicorder Blaster 
  17
  NuFlesh First Aid Pistol 
  17
  Original Indefatigable Webulator Suit 
  18
  Parallax-Class Scopebot 
  18
  Personal Gyratory Defense System 
  18
  Personal Particle Projector 
  19
  Plasma Sword 
  19
  Pyroclastic Emitter 
  20
  Slipaway Liquiﬁ ed Inhibitor Pack 
  20
  Smart Laser Barrel 
  21
  Tactical Tear Warfare Goggles 
  21
  Titan-X Truncheon 
  22
  TunAll Tunneling Spray 
  22
  UltraBrite Laser Flash Accessory 
  23
  VenomNails 
  23
  Wiper 
  24
  FEATURED ITEM
  FEATURED ITEM
   Combat Chronometer 
  Combat Chronometer 
   
  This Combat Chronometer is the latest in 
  IntSec ﬁ ghting gear. They’ve crammed in 
  every function you might need in a ﬁ ght; it’s 
  a needler, a ﬂ amethrower, a smoke thrower 
  and a grenade, all in one! Also has a built-in 
  ﬂ ashlight. No one will know about your hidden 
  arsenal until it’s too late. Believe me, you 
  won’t ﬁ nd this little toy anywhere else. Act now 
  on this once-in-a-clone opportunity!
  Comment on this item:
  You can reload this easily with standard issue 
  ammunition and a basic tool kit! C-mail me 100 creds and I’ll send you the schematics.—
  VatVatVat
  How does one aim this baby? Is it obvious where the ﬂ ame comes out, or can a clone act all 
  superior and then shoot herself in the face with ﬁ re?—Bill-O
  Customers who bought Combat Chronometer also bought: 
  Martin-I Beverage Shaker
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 3,000cr. This is a heavy, metallic wristwatch with altogether 
  too many buttons. In addition to providing light and telling the time, the 
  Combat Chronometer acts as a one-shot needlegun (S3W impact), hand ﬂ amer (S3K energy) 
  and smoke thrower (as a slugthrower smoke shell, only at point-blank range). It may also be 
  thrown as a grenade (W3K impact). The user can’t reload the Combat Chronometer; when any 
  weapon function is used, a chirpy voice loudly announces that reloads may be purchased at a 
  reasonable price from TinyZap IS, a licensed IntSec service ﬁ rm. The buttons are not labeled; 
  using the Chronometer without a manual is inadvisable. Malfunction: The user activates the 
  wrong function. Choose whichever result is most entertaining. Remedy: None (the weapon 
  didn’t break; the user just screwed up). (Eric Minton)
  Category: Weapons / Concealed
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Lexx17
  Current bid: 2,101cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: Payment++, 
  Unlicensed credits
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  Software
  Cybernetics
  Food/drink
  Entertainment
  Recreation
  Great gifts!
  Ordnance
  Vehicles
  Defense
  Bots
  McDs
  Spying
  Meds
  Services
  Copyright © forever The Computer. All Rights Reserved, of course. Use of this site constitutes automatic acceptance 
  of the C-Bay User Agreement, Information-Sharing Policy and Execution Fairness Acceptance Policy.
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   ARC Mortar  
  ARC Mortar  
   
   
  This classic piece of Armed Forces hardware is perfect for taking out enemies cowering 
  behind cover. Shells arc up and over obstacles to land on opponents from above. Just 
  drop an ARC Mortar shell into the muzzle and get out of the way! Shells not included.
  Comment on this item:
  Best ﬁ red from behind cover yourself, so you can hit opponents without being vulnerable to return 
  ﬁ re. Thing is, you’ll usually need a spotter to tell you where to aim, and that means someone you 
  can trust to give you real info.—GunnerJane
  Customers who bought ARC Mortar also bought: 
  ARC Mortar Napalm Shells
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,000cr. Artillery weapon, 1 shot, range 100m, arcing ﬁ re. Attacks use Violence rolls or the rare Artillery specialty. 
  Works like a real-world mortar. Mortar shells look almost identical to cone riﬂ e shells (use stats and costs for cone riﬂ e 
  shells), but dropping a cone riﬂ e shell (or any nonstandard ammo) into the muzzle breaks the ﬁ ring pin, ruining the mortar. Because a shell ﬁ red 
  from a mortar travels in a high ballistic arc, it can only be used safely in open areas with high ceilings. Otherwise the shell hits the roof and explodes, 
  possibly bringing the ceiling down. No one ever seems to remember to explain this to Troubleshooters, so they learn the hard way. Malfunction 
  and remedy as for cone riﬂ e. Style note: In Zap games the mortar accepts cone riﬂ e ammo. And grenades. And laser barrels. It’ll ﬁ re just about 
  anything you can cram in there. A funnel can help, but we recommend a shoehorn and a little grease. (Eric Minton)
   B3 Grenade Kit  
  B3 Grenade Kit  
  Special offer to all you honchos out there. Put one packet in a can, clamp on the stay-fresh 
  lid, then toss and run! Kaboom-o! Perfect for our little hepcat party in CDF Sector next 
  week since the kit is available at your security clearance. You get me? Plop, plop, ﬁ zz, 
  ﬁ zz, and rock on!
  Comment on this item:
  Why are they accepting METro Checks? Those all come with embedded tracking sprites! You 
  DLs should know better, but maybe that’s giving you too much credit.—FFR_Karl
  Change of plans. The hepcat party is now in FFR Sector. Rock on!—superstar80
  Shouldn’t this go under Food & Drink?—Bill-O
  Category: Ordnance / Artillery
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: AckAck
  Current bid: 415cr
  Item location: Armed Forces 
  Barracks 3087, ARC Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: Plasticreds 
  (GREENguns-licensed)
  Category: Weapons / 
  Explosives / Homemade
  Qty available: 140
  Offered by: superstar80
  Current bid: 15cr
  Item location: n/a
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit, 
  Illuminati Nightcycle Express
  Payment accepted: METro 
  Checks, Payment++
  
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  Customers who bought B3 Grenade Kit also bought:
  Red Shoe Polish
  Gasmask
  GM ONLY! RED. 5cr. S4D impact. This kit includes six cans of B3, six clamp-on plastic lids and six tablets of Alka-Vescence, a 
  medicine for upset stomachs. The grenade is made by putting an Alka-Vescence tablet into a can of B3 and using the lid 
  to trap it inside. Given the volatile nature of B3, the heavy carbonation levels in each can and the violent reaction of Alka-Vescence and liquid, this 
  creates a surprisingly effective grenade. Any character stupid enough to drink B3 and then eat an Alka-Vescence tab gets one Arbitrary Justice 
  roll: 1–10 means the character ﬂ oats in mid-air; 11–20 means the character feels nauseated just before exploding. (Bill O’Dea)
   B-E Condensate Projector  
  B-E Condensate Projector  
   
   
  You asked GonnerTech for something stronger than a plasma generator, so 
  here it is! Our magnetic containment backpack holds helium-4 at just above 
  absolute zero, forcing the element into its condensate form. So cold, it freezes 
  anything it touches! And unlike plasma, the area of effect is safe within seconds. 
  Remember—if you love experimental weapons, you’re a Gonner!
  Comment on this item:
  I think they should call the stuff ‘Super Cold Goo’ instead of ‘Condensate’. I don’t even 
  know what that word means. Probably above my clearance anyway.—andrebie
  Did anyone else read that name as ‘B3 Condensate Projector’? Heh. —miss print
  Customers who bought B-E Condensate Projector also bought:
  VIOLET Map of DDC Sector Troubleshooter Dorms
  Termination Vouchers, 100-Pack
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 3,000cr. Unbelievably experimental. Field weapon, 10 shots. This weapon, a tubular backpack with a thick hose 
  ending in a nozzle and trigger, ﬁ res a streaming Bose-Einstein condensate, a phase of matter cold enough to instantly 
  freeze anything. Targets caught in the 60-degree cone are frozen solid and can be shattered by a moderate amount of force (or, in Zap games, 
  thawed out without problem). At ranges longer than ten meters, the target is hit by an annoying but harmless blast of cold air. Malfunction: The 
  backpack explodes and the user is frozen, shattered and scattered on the ﬂ oor. (Bill O’Dea)
   BotKiller Ammo  
  BotKiller Ammo  
   
   
  Are you having trouble taking out those frankenstein warbots? Are you so harried by 
  scrubots that you’re willing to pay the ﬁ ne for blowing them away? Look no further! 
  Creative Annihilation’s BotKiller ammunition turns an ordinary slugthrower into a bot’s 
  worst nightmare. [Disclaimer: Creative Annihilation does not claim bots have nightmares. 
  Please use BotKiller Ammunition responsibly.]
  Comment on this item:
  Anyone using this ammo is a sick, twisted freak.—botspotter_0492C
  This ammunition is a hoax. The force of impact would undoubtedly demagnetize the shells to 
  the point of merely ordinary efﬁ cacy. —RnD4FR
  Sez you, bulbhead. I’ve taken out three bots this week! Creative Annihilation knows its stuff. 
  —DieBotDie
  Customers who bought BotKiller Ammo also bought: 
  2-meter Ceramic Prybar
  MagnetoShield PDC Carrying Case
  Category: Weapons / Field Weapons 
  / Really Experimental
  Qty available: 2
  Offered by: GonnerTech (a licensed R&D ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 2,900cr
  Item location: GonnerTech 
  Showroom, AAF Sector (map)
  Delivery: Jackobot Delivery, R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: Payment++, 
  R&D licensed credits
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Ammunition / Slugthrower
  Qty available: 2,000
  Offered by: Creative Annihilation AF
  Current bid: 150cr
  Item location: CA munitions 
  depot #005-97322P7 (map)
  Delivery: Courier, Jackobot 
  Delivery, Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Payment++
  
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  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 200cr per six-shot clip. These highly magnetized dum-dum slugs work normally against most targets (W3K 
  impact) but are especially damaging to bots and other electronic devices (I2J impact). In addition, damaged devices may 
  malfunction in whatever way is most inconvenient, entertaining or just plain lethal. Until empty of magnetic ammo, the ammunition clip adheres 
  with nigh-unbreakable force to nearby metal items, including any slugthrower into which it’s loaded. (Eric Reuss)
   ChronoGun  
  ChronoGun  
  Warp time itself with this amazing experimental energy cannon! Fires chronal waves that 
  distort the local space-time continuum, disintegrating objects or freezing them in time! It 
  really works! Buy now!!
  Comment on this item:
  What happens if you shoot someone frozen in time with the disintegrating ray?—Bill-O
  Probably frees them from the time freeze.—Lambert832
  Customers who bought ChronoGun also bought: 
  Temporal Flux Stabilizer Belt
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 15,000cr. Inconceivably experimental. Energy weapon, special or D3V energy, 3 shots, range 20m. This 
  weapon has two settings. The ﬁ rst setting freezes a single target in time. A time-locked target shimmers with a stasis 
  aura that renders it immune to damage, though it can be carried and moved around normally. This aura wears off after a random interval, which 
  could be anything from a tenth of a second to a thousand years. The second setting horribly ages the target: Metals corrode, plastics erode and 
  ﬂ esh crumbles to dust. Malfunction: The ChronoGun’s power pack ruptures, releasing a wave of chronal energy that turns the wielder and all his 
  possessions to dust. No remedy is possible. (Eric Minton)
   Cone Pistol  
  Cone Pistol  
   
  New from Armed Forces! Cone pistol packs the same punch you’ve come to expect but 
  at a fraction of the size! Unique design eliminates kickback and reduces moving parts, 
  making this weapon prone only to killing the enemy! Comes with one complimentary shell: 
  specify HE, HEAT, napalm or ECM when ordering. Satisfaction guaranteed, or we’ll kill 
  somebody!
  Comment on this item:
  Even with a timer fuse, I was really disappointed. Especially when I was engulfed in ﬂ ames.—
  Roscoe-B-JJS-3
  Slap some SureStick on the shell and set the timer for two minutes! It works great on passing 
  autocars!—HeadHonchoGrrl
  Customers who bought Cone Pistol also bought:
  SureStick glue pads
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 700cr. It’s a modiﬁ ed slingshot strong enough to ﬂ ing a cone riﬂ e 
  shell. There’s no recoil and it’s very small, but it takes a strong arm to pull 
  back the cord. A successful Violence check lobs the shell a good 20 meters; otherwise it tends to 
  fall much closer. The area effect of HE and HEAT shells is 40 meters, so it may not matter. Upon malfunction, the cord snaps while at maximum 
  tension, effectively ﬂ inging the shell backward. If the shell has a timer fuse, the fuse must be set by hand. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Ordnance / Field 
  Weapons / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Ramachandra-V
  Current bid: 8,090cr
  Item location: SKL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Secur-CORR Armed 
  Escort, Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  METro Checks, Plasticreds
  Category: Weapons / Projectile 
  Weapons / Pistols
  Qty available: 112
  Offered by: Acceptable Losses Ltd. 
  (a licensed Armed Forces ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 969cr
  Item location: RNS Sector (map)
  Delivery: Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  Payment accepted: ME 
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   Crowd Control Sonic Screamer  
  Crowd Control Sonic Screamer  
   
   
  Here’s a nonlethal, nonviolent way to disperse unruly mobs! One zap from the Screamer 
  sends them running. Two zaps leaves them sprawling on the ground, begging for mercy! 
  For when you absolutely, positively have to subdue ’em with minimal property damage. 
  Excellent condition, hardly used, comes with a full power pack. Buyers must pass IntSec 
  security check.
  Comment on this item:
  Sure, it’s nonlethal. The ﬂ amethrower your teammate sweeps them with while they’re down? 
  That’s lethal.—ﬁ reﬂ ier
  Customers who bought Crowd Control Sonic Screamer also bought: 
  Gelgernine Foam Cannon
  QuietJoy Earplugs
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 1,500cr. This backpack-mounted weapon, which resembles a cross between a plasma generator and a trombone, 
  projects a cone of dizzying high-frequency sound (energy ﬁ eld weapon, ten rounds of ﬁ re, area 20m, 60-degree cone). 
  Living targets are stunned for one round; they stagger away or collapse with hands pressed to bleeding ears. They are also partially deafened 
  for the rest of the scene, and must make Violence rolls at the end of the scene to avoid semi-permanent deafness. Complete deafness is no fun, 
  but this selective deafness means the character can’t hear nearby ﬁ reﬁ ghts or unwanted instructions from the team leader—you know, the good 
  kind of deafness.
  Bots are immune to the sonic attack’s stunning effects but can be deafened normally; fragile items like light bulbs and PDC displays tend to 
  shatter. Firing the weapon in close quarters can be dangerous; echoes and reverberations can create a sonic backwash, affecting wielder and 
  targets equally. Characters with earplugs or full-ﬁ gure armor are immune to all effects. Malfunction: The weapon lets out a high-pitched shriek that 
  stuns and deafens all characters and shatters all fragile items within ten meters; it then explodes. Treat this as a sonic riﬂ e attack on the wielder. 
  Remedy: No remedy is possible. (Eric Minton)
   Cruising Missile  
  Cruising Missile  
   
  Never used! Perfect for taking out large targets like malfunctioning warbots and Communist 
  meeting rooms. Stays a mere 0.2 meters above the ﬂ oor when ﬁ red. Includes guiding 
  mechanism for in-ﬂ ight steering—you control it, not a bot! Top speed 40kph. Includes HE 
  warhead. Tail ﬁ n slightly bent but will not affect aim.
  Comment on this item:
  Anyone know if I could buy something to help convince my teammate to guide this? She refuses 
  to even try it out. —Antonio-R
  Fix her a delicious snack of REDdimeal, one can of Xtra Shift and some xinterol. She’ll grow 
  warm to your ideas. —blindkatz66
  You don’t want to kill her! Try using B3 instead of Xtra Shift. —themindmoves
  Customers considering Cruising Missile might also like:
  Armed Forces surplus underwear 
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 2,800cr. This missile looks like a rocket-powered soapbox racer: four thin wheels, a steering wheel and a cut-
  out section for one driver. A large red button beside the steering wheel is labeled ‘Launch’. When the button is pressed, 
  the missile’s rocket engine ﬁ res and moves this baby like a bat out of HEL Sector. The driver guides it toward the target. The driver must make a 
  successful Hardware/Vehicle Ops roll to actually reach the intended target, even at the end of a straight hallway. Once there, the missile explodes 
  (W2V impact, area 80m). The missile also includes a seatbelt for the driver. Safety ﬁ rst! (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Weapons / Field 
  Weapons / Guided Missiles
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Smart Bomb Educators 
  (a licensed Armed Forces ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 2,200cr
  Item location: FFD Sector (map)
  Delivery: Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, PayNow, Armed 
  Forces-licensed credits
  Category: Weapons / Non-Lethal
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Candace-G
  Current bid: 875cr
  Item location: VII Sector (map)
  Delivery: Jackobot Delivery, 
  Blue Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: 
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   ElectroZone R&D Traitor Zapper 213/B  
  ElectroZone R&D Traitor Zapper 213/B  
  !!!
  You are bidding on an ElectroZone R&D Traitor Zapper 213/B. Attracts traitors with 
  a chemical lure, then electrocutes them discreetly and humanely. Excellent condition. 
  Discontinued after the liquidation of ElectroZone R&D late last year. This is a RARE 
  item—less than 20 were ever made! Winning bidder pays for delivery. Thank you!
  Comment on this item:
  it glows violet!—level49
  Bordering into the ultraviolet, actually. Fortunately that doesn’t make it ULTRAVIOLET.—
  GunnerJane
  Customers who bought ElectroZone R&D Traitor Zapper 213/B also bought: 
  Buttery Popped Algae Pellets
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 1,500 cr. Experimental. Anyone trying to haul around this semi-portable device has his hands full…and his 
  backpack…and three or four shoulder bags. Requires several minutes to assemble, and must be plugged into a wall 
  outlet or a portable generator. Based on Old Reckoning bug zappers, the Traitor Zapper relies on the propensity of traitors to stop taking their 
  hormone suppressants. In use, it emanates a cloud of concentrated human pheromones that, combined with visual and auditory subliminals, draw 
  hormonally active citizens like bugs to a bug zapper. Any character not currently on hormone suppressants must make a Management/Chutzpah 
  check. Failure means the victim succumbs to the overwhelming urge to embrace the electriﬁ ed central pillar of the Traitor Zapper, with shocking 
  results. Even citizens on their hormone suppressants feel a vague and unsettling urge to immolate themselves. Have your Troubleshooters been 
  taking their hormone suppressants regularly? (Eric Minton)
   Gauss Whistle  
  Gauss Whistle  
   
   
  Never worry again about excitable bots inconveniencing you in the corridors. Show them 
  YOU are in charge with the compact and efﬁ cient Gauss Whistle. One short, sharp blast 
  will set them in their place and let you get on with the things that matter. Requires one 
  AAAAA battery.
  Comment on this item:
  Forget the migraines...Tarken-O’s cyberoptic exploded. Urgh!—Walker 
  Customers who bought Gauss Whistle also bought:
  Depleted Uranium Shower Gel 
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 500cr. Looks like a toy whistle with a computer chip jammed vertically in the end. Functions like a specialized gauss 
  weapon to inﬂ ict magnetic ﬂ ux damage to unshielded bot systems within 10m. A sharp blast on the whistle has an effect 
  on unshielded bots equivalent to Snafued, but not as severe as Impaired. Think of a Dalek or Robbie the Robot in a moment of indecision—‘does 
  not compute, does not compute.’ In Straight games, bots with ECM shields or hardened armor are immune. Affected bots remember who blew 
  the whistle and may plot revenge once the Snafu wears off. Though the whistle supposedly has no effect on non-bots, this is open to question. 
  When someone blows the whistle, roll 1d20: 1–4: No side effects. 5–8: Glass within 50 meters explodes violently, and reinforced glass develops 
  worrying cracks; 9–12: All citizens within 50m get headaches 
  that persist for an hour and make concentration hard; 13–20: 
  Nothing appears to happen, but in 1d20 minutes enraged 
  doberbots arrive and attack everyone (if Outdoors, substitute 
  real dogs). (Paul Baldowski)
  Category: Weapons / Semi-
  Portable / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Edgar-G
  Current bid: 1,200cr
  Item location: Unit 718, StoreIt 
  PLC, YPY Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Delivery 
  Service, PLC SupaExpress
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayUp, Payment++
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Anti-Bot / Personal
  Qty available: 5
  Offered by: Ludd
  Current bid: 25cr
  Item location: ITE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot
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   Gravitic Gauntlet  
  Gravitic Gauntlet  
   
  Never removed from box. One size ﬁ ts all. Feel the power of the strongest man behind 
  every punch you deliver. Internal power supply, fully rechargeable. Easy to use. Wipe 
  clean with damp cloth.
  Customers who bid on Gravitic Gauntlet also viewed: 
  Power Pants
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 2,000cr. W3K impact; Violence/Unarmed Combat roll to hit. The 
  cumbersome gauntlet, made from some kind of ceramic-metal alloy with 
  a glowing power marker on the back, does indeed ﬁ t anyone of average dimensions. When power 
  dwindles, so does the marker. When activated (by a recessed button on the palm), the gauntlet 
  generates a gravity ﬁ eld that reinforces the wearer’s movements—the way power steering helps turn the wheels on a car. Increase the wearer’s  
  Unarmed Combat damage by one step. While active, the gauntlet ampliﬁ es all movements of the ﬁ tted hand, making bizarre, ape-like swinging 
  motions at the slightest gesture. Attempts to complete ﬁ ne movements result in overenthused stabbing motions—shattering buttons, snapping 
  levers and poking holes in citizen’s shoulders when you try to get their attention with a tap. Malfunction: The power turns on and off unpredictably, 
  and the spongy material lining the gauntlet seems to cling to the hand, preventing easy removal. (Paul Baldowski)
   Gravitron Cannon  
  Gravitron Cannon  
   
  For years, the plasma generator has been the pinnacle of Alpha Complex personal military 
  technology, transforming a lone citizen into a one-person scourge of the Commie menace. 
  Yet our bright lads in R&D have not rested on this accomplishment, but strove to go beyond 
  and improve on the best. We present: the Gravitron Cannon.
  This baby sizzles! The Gravitron Cannon beam ﬁ res a broad beam of gravity-distorting 
  particles. These cause a localized distortion in gravitational force in anything they contact. 
  In lieu of elaborate discussion of the physics involved, just trust us when we say enemies 
  will learn a new meaning of ‘crushing defeat’ when they meet this fearsome weapon!
  Comment on this item:
  A guy in my team tested one of these…What they don’t say is, these things are seriously heavy. 
  Aiming it accurately can be difﬁ cult, especially in a ﬁ reﬁ ght. You don’t want to have to explain why 
  your team leader was reduced to a two-foot smear.—Benjamin-G
  Big tip: if it starts making a high-pitched whine, put it down gently and run, run, RUN.—Meg-B
  Customers who bought Gravitron Cannon also bought:
  Feelin’ Fine! Personal Lumbar Support
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 30,000cr. Incredibly experimental. M1V AP impact, range 30m (5m cone). Looks like a cross between a Tesla 
  coil and a Browning .50 machine gun. Requires two hands and Field Weapons specialty to use. Can ﬁ re ten shots before 
  requiring either a recharge or a replacement of its internal power cell. If (when!) it malfunctions, unit collapses in on itself in a micro-singularity; 
  user takes damage as if struck by the weapon, and please, feel free to make this a radius effect as whim dictates. (Joshua Moretto)
   Grenade/Flares  
  Grenade/Flares  
   
   
  Dual-function ﬂ ares from BigBrite PLC. Scrape one end against a hard surface to ignite the magnesium-thermite core as a long-
  burning ﬂ are. Scrape the other end, and it’s an incendiary grenade! Great for on-the-go Vulture Warriors and Troubleshooters.
  Comment on this item:
  Write which end is up on the casing itself, to avoid problems later.—Alexandra-G
  for extra fun turn them upside down in the box—diskwad
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Personal / Experimental
  Qty available: 2
  Offered by: Gwen-I
  Current bid: 10,021cr
  Item location: NOB Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, Tech-licensed credits
  Category: Weapon / Melee 
  / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Python-X
  Current bid: 55cr
  Item location: PSX Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: PayNow
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  Customers who bought Grenade/Flares also bought: 
  Tattoo-U Indelible Markers
  GM ONLY! RED. 50cr. Thrown weapon, S2M energy, range 20m, area 5m. Works 
  as advertised. When used as a ﬂ are, it sputters with harsh red ﬂ ame for a 
  scene, giving light equal to a lamp or ﬂ ashlight. As a grenade, it sprays white-hot sparks that ignite 
  ﬂ ammable substances. Grenade/Flares come packed in boxes with the grenade end up, but the 
  grenade/ﬂ ares themselves are unmarked; after you take one out of the box, it’s impossible to tell 
  which end is which until you set it off. Use an Arbitrary Justice or Power roll to determine which end 
  ignites. (Eric Minton)
   Gyrostabilizing All-purpose Flux Fortiﬁ er  
  Gyrostabilizing All-purpose Flux Fortiﬁ er  
   
   
  Why worry about your target getting away when you have the added advantage of knowing 
  he can never get far enough? Using cutting edge magnetic containment technologies, 
  the Gyrostabilizing All-purpose Flux Fortiﬁ er creates an invisible tube of force extended 
  from the end of your favored hard-ammo-propelling weapon that massively extends your 
  effective range and accuracy, so you never again need feel rushed to draw a bead on 
  the bad guys. Take your time, get it right—you have twice as long to make sure you take 
  them down!
  Comment on this item:
  If you get the aim just right you can shoot yourself square in the back! Scratch one traitor.—
  Deadman 
  Customers who buy Gyrostabilizing All-purpose Flux Fortiﬁ er may also wish to consider:
  Jet-powered Mocassins
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 400cr. The funnel-like GAFF screws onto the barrel of a slug-ﬁ ring weapon and runs off an internal power supply. 
  It creates an invisible sheath of magnetic force that guides projectiles, doubling the weapon’s range without any loss of 
  accuracy. However, this magnetic ﬂ ux vortex is prone to being bent, twisted or otherwise disrupted by other energy sources—potent magnets, 
  large power cables, high-powered radio transmissions and about a hundred other phenomena. At best, interference simply negates any beneﬁ t 
  from the GAFF; at worst, it contorts the ﬁ eld into pretzel-like loops, redirecting ﬁ re at a perversely arbitrary new target. (Paul Baldowski)
   Hot Fun Cannon Class 2400 WideShot  
  Hot Fun Cannon Class 2400 WideShot  
   
  The New, Class 2400 WIDESHOT Hot Fun Cannon is ideal for medium to large traitor 
  infestations. Sprays all ﬂ avors of Hot Fun at a high temperature and pressure. 1000 psi 
  compressor guarantees saturation. PVC composition is immune to corrosion. Comes with 
  90 liter Hot Fun tank and WideShot wide angle nozzle tip. Has a 90 day factory guarantee. 
  Please allow ten days for shipping.
  Comment on this item:
  Only weapon I know that you can buy ammo for with food-licensed cr.—Trickwire45
  Customers who bought Hot Fun Cannon Class 2400 WideShot also bought: 
  Pineapple Flavor Hot Fun (90 liter drum)
  KandyKote Sweetened Algae Hardener
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 400cr. Field weapon, S4K energy, area 10m, spray, ten shots. Looks like a normal ﬂ amethrower with a ﬂ ared 
  nozzle. Just like a ﬂ amethrower, except it doesn’t set stuff on ﬁ re, has half the range and does less damage. Oh, and 
  you can eat the ammo. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Accessory / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Dax
  Current bid: 250cr
  Item location: DSN Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: PayNow
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Personal / Area Effect
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: LavaLance(24)
  Current bid: 21cr
  Item location: KRR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery, 
  Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  Category: Light Sources / Dual-Use
  Qty available: 40
  Offered by: Candy-R
  Current bid: 10cr
  Item location: Apartment 54, 8th Floor, 
  RED Zone 2, GUQ Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery
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   Induct-O-Glove  
  Induct-O-Glove  
   
  Faced with an unmentionable menace to common decency and happiness—
  and your laser runs out of power? Tracking down a Commie traitor only to 
  have your multicorder to go ﬂ at? Never worry about power shortages again 
  with the new, ﬂ exible, resilient and reliable Induct-O-Glove. Made from sturdy 
  materials and providing cableless freedom, a single customization will make 
  your personal possessions run forever without the need to fret about where 
  the next fresh power cell is coming from. Includes one free customization 
  kit, with full instructions.
  Comments on this item:
  Is the conversion grip grip-shaped? Can I put it on a clone’s hand and induct him to an early grave?—Bill-O
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 500cr; additional conversion packs 100cr. The Induct-O-Glove is a ﬁ ngerless glove with a textured pad on the 
  palm. It is attached by cable to a rubberized vest ﬁ lled with algae-based voltaic cell ﬂ uid, which may leak out if the vest 
  is damaged. Appropriately modiﬁ ed equipment can be powered by the glove for about ﬁ ve times its normal lifespan; conversion packs cost 100cr 
  each and can be installed with a Hardware roll. The power may fail if the glove gets dirty, slimy, corroded, etc. The organic content of the vest is 
  good for only a week from the ﬁ rst use or until you feel it’s provided enough power. (Paul Baldowski)
   Jell Rounds  
  Jell Rounds  
   
  When you need to keep your target alive for questioning, nothing works better than a Jell 
  Round. Stores and loads like a standard slug, but delivers a punch instead of a organ-
  splattering gouge. Your opponent won’t know what hit him. Comes in six slug cartridges 
  with 50-meter effective range, guaranteed.
  Customers who bid on Jell Rounds also viewed:
  Aerosol Sweetened Kelp Dessert Topping
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 65cr. S5W impact. A nonlethal slugthrower round. A successful 
  hit knocks down the target; the target must also succeed in a Violence/Agility 
  roll at the start of each of the next three rounds, or be Snafued for that round as he gasps in pain. 
  Impact armor reduces the number of rounds of Snafu by the level of the armor. Malfunction completely jams the gun. On a roll of 20, the weapon 
  explodes violently, like a grenade centered on the user. In Classic games, jell rounds are available in 16 delicious ﬂ avors! (Paul Baldowski)
   Laser Barrel Extenders  
  Laser Barrel Extenders  
   
   
  Captain Janice comes through again! These never-used beauties attach to any color 
  barrel to extend the laser’s range far beyond the standard. Say goodbye to expensive and 
  high-clearance sniper scopes as you pick off the CMT’s from far away! They can’t shoot 
  back if they can’t reach you! Works on both pistols and riﬂ es. No batteries required, and 
  quantities are limited, so act fast! Buy now, or the Captain will come looking for you!
  Comment on this item:
  Anything that helps me kill Commies from farther away is worth a few cr.—loyal55 
  You’re killing Commies? I watched you buy this. You’re just an ORANGE clerk in PLC. This 
  won’t work if you don’t own a laser, idiot.—r0m4nt1cs_r00l
  Who are you? Are you the one who keeps putting itching powder in my boots?—loyal55
  Customers who bought Laser Barrel Extenders also bought:
  Comfy-n-Clean foot powder
  Category: Weapon / 
  Munitions / Non-Lethal
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Mango
  Current bid: 2cr
  Item location: HZA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  Category: Weapons / Lasers / Other
  Qty available: 35
  Offered by: Janice-B’s 
  AF Factory Outlet
  Current bid: 145cr
  Item location: Janice-B’s AF Factory 
  Outlet, RTH Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, 
  Pneumatic Courier Express, 
  Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
  Category: Multi-purpose / Power supply / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Augustus
  Current bid: 250cr
  Item location: JLY Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: QwikCredit
  
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  GM ONLY! RED. 100cr. These gray, metallic tubes attach to the pistol (or riﬂ e) body on one end and to a standard barrel on the other. 
  Each tube is two meters long and extends the range of the laser by…two meters. They extend the range by moving the 
  barrel closer to the target. Characters also have problems shooting unless the long barrel is supported by something, as it can get kind of heavy. 
  If held like a normal pistol, decrease any damage by one step. Extenders can be linked to increase the range by a more signiﬁ cant number, but 
  characters have trouble getting through hallways and doors. Upon malfunction, they decrease the laser’s color by one step. (Bill O’Dea)
   Lazooka  
  Lazooka  
   
   
  Direct from the battlezone, tested by real men with real targets and real attitudes. The 
  Lazooka uses graviton bottle technology to collect, compress and release energy shells 
  that will leave your opponent horizontal and crispy. Guaranteed to make you the talk of 
  the team, the Lazooka comes with integral power cell, autonomous sighting assistance, 
  chrome ﬁ nish and a tactical battle grip to ensure a ﬁ rm hold on your weapon under even 
  the most taxing battleﬁ eld conditions. Includes one free barrel.
  Comment on this item:
  I took a hit from one of these. If you buy this, you’re on my list.—adbot_corpmet65-23a54
  Customers who bought Lazooka also bought:
  Tomm-I Gun
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. Body 100cr, barrel 550cr. W2K energy, 6 shots, range 200m. Looks like a bazooka, except the rear hole is 
  sealed, and a prominent digital display counts the number of rounds left—from six down to zero. Malfunction and remedy 
  as laser riﬂ e. In addition, if the Lazooka overloads and explodes, it has a localized (50m) side-effect of an ECM shell, rendering all bots and 
  electronic equipment temporarily ofﬂ ine until they are rebooted. (Paul Baldowski)
   Lightsabertooth  
  Lightsabertooth  
  You’re caught in a life-and-death struggle against a traitor, and your laser is just out of 
  reach. If only you had a hands-free melee weapon! Introducing the Lightsabertooth—a 
  weapon worn on your head and ‘ﬁ red’ by your mouth! Two small Class-J force-ﬁ eld emitters 
  located on the the outside corners of the mouthpiece trap and shape a continuous laser 
  burst, resulting in a pair of long ‘teeth’ sharp enough to make any force sword jealous. 
  Once activated, simply bite towards your enemy and watch the Lightsabertooth chew 
  through the traitor like an IR clone through Cold Fun!
  No need for a battery because the Lightsabertooth uses the standard laser gun body as a 
  power source. Just attach the gun body to the patented Barrel Lock Adapter located under 
  the chin strap. Available in RED, ORANGE, YELLOW. Buy a Lightsabertooth today, and 
  help take a bite out of treason!
  Comment on this item:
  Don’t let anyone make you fall for the old ‘Your boot is untied’ gag.—jigo55
  I just wish they included something to keep the glare out of the eyes. My last clone thought our 
  team leader was a bot! Her clone replacement was unhappy with me.—vulturesarego
  Customers who bought Lightsabertooth also bought:
  Nu SkinzTM Body Spackle
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,000cr. Experimental. Treat as a pair of force swords (S3K energy). The device looks like old orthodontal 
  headgear with a long, glowing, slightly curved fang descending from each corner of the mouthpiece. It ﬁ ts over the head 
  with adjustable straps. Two hard bites turn the weapon on or off. Characters wearing the device cannot pronounce the letters B, M or P. A character 
  who looks down takes damage as if shot (we suggest you have the player wearing this act out each round as if he were the PC). In the event of 
  malfunction, the ‘teeth’ disappear and the mouthpiece fuses itself to the user’s real teeth. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Personal / Hi-Energy
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Barrelhead
  Current bid: 350cr
  Item location: XAX Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: Payment++, 
  Unlicensed credits
  Category: Weapons / 
  Melee / Hands-Free
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: gordon-G
  Current bid: 951cr
  Item location: DKY Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, Tech-licensed credits
  MUST 
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   Magnetic Flux Cannon  
  Magnetic Flux Cannon  
   
   
  Fresh from VPR Sector R&D. The Magnetic Flux Cannon is bigger and badder than any 
  ordinary gauss gun. It’s more powerful, more accurate, with a longer range and increased 
  stopping power! And the rising, spine-tingling whine it makes when it’s about to ﬁ re is hot, 
  hot, HOT! You gotta have this, man. There’s only one for sale. Don’t miss out!
  Comment on this item:
  broadcasting on emergency power…please help…magnetic cannon crashed qxr sector power 
  grid, comms and life support down…please help…
  Customers who considered Magnetic Flux Cannon also viewed: 
  SuperSuction Bot Brain Extractor
  865tu/09 Salvage Rights Request Form
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 5,000cr. Experimental. Field weapon, J1J AP energy, spray, 10 shots, range 100m, only vs. bots. This backpack-
  mounted weapon strongly resembles a plasma generator. It ﬁ res an intensely powerful, invisible magnetic ﬂ ux beam, like 
  a narrow-focused gauss gun. The magnetic ﬂ ux beam can penetrate over a dozen meters of solid matter. Its attacks can accidentally disable bots, 
  vehicles and other sensitive equipment that the user can’t even see. Firing the weapon requires a round of charging, during which a high-pitched 
  whine steadily builds, the power pack starts vibrating and arcs of electricity jump across the nozzle. This is perfectly normal behavior, although 
  the PCs might think otherwise. Malfunction: The weapon stops working, with no other ill effects. Remedy: A successful Hardware/Electronic 
  Engineering roll ﬁ xes the weapon. (Eric Minton)
   MonoBola  
  MonoBola  
   
  For sale: one highly advanced MonoBola pistol. Fires twin spheres of iridium alloy 
  connected by an extensible monoﬁ lament thread. Slices through body armor like a hot 
  knife through Cold Fun. Will trade for experimental technology, unusual pharmaceuticals 
  or Old Reckoning artifacts. Send best offer via C-mail.
  Comment on this item:
  When monoﬁ lament goes bad, it really goes bad. It’s scary stuff. If any of my teammates picked 
  this thing up, I’d have to shoot them.—VibroJoe
  Monoﬁ lament may be unpredictable, but when you’ve got a crazed combot barreling down at you 
  at max speed, it might just save your life.—Alexandra-G
  Customers who bought MonoBola also bought: 
  MonoWeave Body Armor
  Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 850cr. Experimental. Projectile weapon, M3K energy; 3 shots, range 30, area 2m (straight line). This is a double-
  barreled pistol, with the barrels angled outward in a ‘V’ shape.Cuts through just about anything. After resolving the attack, 
  the bola keeps on going; make attack rolls against everything in 
  its path until it’s deﬂ ected by some Perversity-deﬁ ned event or 
  by hitting a wall. This usually results in the bola spinning off in 
  unexpected directions, turning the entire area into an abattoir 
  until it ﬁ nally comes to a halt in a vicious tangle of monoﬁ lament 
  wire. Alternatively, it may just wrap around a target and chop 
  him and all of his equipment into interestingly-shaped wedges, 
  slices and chunks. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Electromagnetic / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Sean-V-JFE-1
  Current bid: 2,200cr
  Item location: JFE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture 
  Express, Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Payment++, Plasticreds
  Category: Weapons / 
  Personal / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Brian-V-IGR-6
  Current bid: 2,015cr
  Item location: Penthouse A, Lambda 
  Subsector, TOR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Payment++, Trade
  
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   Multicorder Blaster  
  Multicorder Blaster  
   
  The perfect assassination weapon. Get your victim to smile for the camera, and BOOM! 
  That’s all she wrote! And the viewﬁ nder makes an excellent targeting scope. Uses standard 
  blaster ammo. Comes with a one-month manufacturer’s warranty and a one-week money-
  back guarantee! Starting bids are low. Don’t delay, buy today!
  Item will ship within two to ﬁ ve days of payment. All items BRAND NEW and in their 
  original packaging. We do not deliver to the Underplex! Combined shipping discounts 
  ARE available!
  Comment on this item:
  I really want one, but…how do I carry this AND the real multicorder at the same time? Won’t 
  someone notice?—Larry-G
  if your team is with you then you already have problems—phonetag
  Customers who bought Multicorder Blaster also bought: 
  Multicorder Case (with ‘Zapr-U-DER Film’ logo)
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,000cr. A blaster (M3K energy, 1 shot, range 50m) embedded in a multicorder housing. It has all the usual lights, 
  switches, displays and readouts, but it doesn’t actually record anything. The display lights can’t be switched off; after all, 
  thought the designers, who would ever switch off a multicorder during a mission? Anyone who actually looks closely at the multicorder blaster 
  may (with successful Stealth/Concealment or High Alert check) see there’s something odd about it. Once ﬁ red, it looks a whole lot less like a 
  multicorder. (Eric Minton)
   NuFlesh First Aid Pistol  
  NuFlesh First Aid Pistol  
   
  Selling one NuFlesh medical sidearm from Comprehensive Armaments RD. One shot heals 
  all sorts of damage and injuries. Select the proper settings, point and shoot. Comes with 
  four-page QwikStart guide and 224-page manual. Fully loaded, hardly used. Additional 
  clips of NuFlesh ammo may be purchased from manufacturer.
  Comment on this item:
  Makes a great general-purpose sealant. Shutting a yammering teammate’s Cold Fun-Hole is 
  favorite.—Jan9
  It’s particularly nice for dealing with surveillance cameras. You’re not actually damaging Computer 
  property, just covering it up a bit.—AlgaeBurn
  Customers who bought NuFlesh First Aid Pistol also bought: 
  Gelgernine Lollipops
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 300cr. This intimidating, viciously pronged and barbed pistol ﬁ res hot blobs of plastiﬂ esh goo that harden 
  to seal and disinfect 
  wounds. Requires a Projectile Weapons or 
  Medical roll, whichever is better. May also be 
  used as a weapon (S1S impact; 6 shots, range 
  30m). Malfunction and remedy as tangler. 
  (Eric Minton)
  Category: Weapons / Concealed
  Qty available: 3
  Offered by: bigbluesales (10448)
  Current bid: 230cr
  Item location: UUC Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayUp, QwikCredit
  Category: Ordnance / Medical
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Rashid-Y
  Current bid: 250cr
  Item location: ASM Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, Fed-
  R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  
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   Original Indefatigable Webulator Suit  
  Original Indefatigable Webulator Suit  
  The Original Indefatigable Webulator Suit comes as new, constructed from a thick, soft, 
  durable, shiny gray fabric. The suit sports a thick, rubberized spinal support that runs 
  from the back of the head to the base of the back, providing valuable ergonomic support 
  in the rigors of combat. This hi-tech suit enhances the body’s natural processes to 
  massively increase strength and speed and turning you into a living tangler at the touch 
  of a rubberized button. Mint in box, never used—happiness guaranteed!
  Customers who bought Original Indefatigable Webulator Suit also bought: 
  Extra-Strength Happy-Happy Home Epidural
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 1,250cr. Experimental. The suit includes three patches—one on the back of the neck and two on the wrists—
  sporting ﬁ ne microneedles. The patches inject an experimental catalyst into the wearer’s blood, which increases heart 
  rate, muscle potential and happiness. The wrist patches extract a chemical byproduct that thickens on contact with air. The user can release 
  short-range streams of an ultraﬁ ne, sticky webbing (works like a tangler gun with unlimited shots, range 10m).
  The catalyst enhances all Violence and physical Stealth abilities. While the wearer remains active, he feels euphoria. If the wearer slows down, 
  lethargic depression descends. After half an hour the wearer must succeed in a Wetware check or fall into a coma. Prolonged use of the suit causes 
  physical addiction. Happiness is mandatory, right? So it wouldn’t hurt to put the suit on again—just for a couple of minutes… (Paul Baldowski)
   Parallax-Class Scopebot  
  Parallax-Class Scopebot  
   
  This highly advanced scopebot taps into surrounding radio trafﬁ c to extract surveillance 
  data on all nearby targets. It correlates broadcasts from your own spying devices, your 
  opponents’ PDCs, nearby cameras and motion detectors and any number of other 
  sources to pinpoint your targets, showing their actual locations in spite of cover and 
  concealment. Built-in microphone and speaker for voice communication.
  Comment on this item:
  My scopebot’s gone mad! It tricked me into blowing up the crawler, and now my team is trapped 
  Outdoors! It keeps whispering terrible things in the night. How do I stop it?—Alan-B
  You’re nothing without me, Alan-B. I made you what you are today, and I can break you too. You’re mine now. You’ll see…—
  ScopebotPX5562
  Customers who bought Parallax-Class Scopebot also bought:
  CameraDrones (100-pack)
  Parallax-Class Scopebot Emergency Shutdown Sequence
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,000cr. Works perfectly under laboratory conditions. In the real world, the bot brain constantly gets confused by 
  the barrage of unrelated signals that saturate every radio band in Alpha Complex, leading it to select random people, 
  places, objects and patches of empty air as targets. The bot is terribly apologetic about this, and it soon develops an inferiority complex about its 
  own abilities. If the scope is taken someplace with minimal radio interference, such as the Underplex or the Outdoors, and used in coordination 
  with reconnaissance drones or the like, it becomes dangerously effective, giving a tasty bonus to its user’s attack rolls. It grows drunk with power, 
  with entertaining consequences. (Eric Minton)
   Personal Gyratory Defense System 
  Personal Gyratory Defense System 
   
    
  Also known as the Spinning Teela, the PGDS is another simple yet ingenious idea from R&D. Looking much like an ordinary pistol-
  sized slugthrower (aside from the wide barrel and ammunition cartridge), the PGDS ﬁ res rounds of small discs at high speed across 
  a horizontal arc of 60 degrees. Approximately. Any Commie traitor target is likely ripped apart by dozens of sharp discs oscillating 
  at enormous speeds. If this thing doesn’t kill someone, you can have your money back.
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Personal / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Ames-V
  Current bid: 900cr
  Item location: CEM Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: Payment++, 
  METro Checks
  Category: Ordnance / Accessories
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Integrity-B
  Current bid: 465cr
  Item location: AIX Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  
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  Comments on this item:
  Great for clearing a room. Or redecorating it. We use it all the time when the REDs start moaning 
  about the paintwork in their dorms.—chucky
  Fun-sized Happiness Bars work well as alternative ammunition.—Malcolm
  Just check the thing when you get it. I know someone who didn’t realize he’d gotten the stupid 
  BathTime Sponge Disc Little Citizen-safe version. Fine for taking potshots at your soap-on-a-rope, 
  but very little use against some Commie’s battle armor!—4-ﬁ ngered BIL
  Customers who bought Personal Gyratory Defense System also bought:
  BLUE Paintball Slugthrower
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 1,000cr. Experimental. W3K impact, range 20m, 60-degree cone. Each ammo cartridge has three shots (six 
  shots in Zap style, or even more if you approve). Vibrational feedback makes it uncomfortable to use. The risk of having the 
  rounds bounce back toward the user greatly increases in tight quarters, such as corridors. Pipes may also take damage, showering those nearby 
  with their contents, should you so wish—see the Random Pipe Contents table in the PARANOIA XP rulebook. Malfunction: Unit disintegrates; 
  user rolls for damage as if hit. (Andy Fitzpatrick)
   Personal Particle Projector  
  Personal Particle Projector  
   
   
  Available now, the latest armament technology discovered by R&D. Only taken off 
  the experimental weapons list last week! Be one of the ﬁ rst in your sector to own this 
  devastating new weapon.
  The weapon, code-named ‘Shotgun’, functions by detonating one or both chemical 
  charges, propelling a swarm of high-velocity metal projectiles in a cone-shaped cloud 
  at your opponent. The manufacturer advises the weapon be used at close range with 
  extreme caution, and it has the potential for causing unwarranted property damage if 
  used at longer ranges. Neither the manufacturer nor the seller of these weapons assume 
  liability for property damage.
  Comment on this item:
  I ﬁ eld-tested one of the experimental Personal Particle Projectors. Hope they’ve worked the bugs 
  out.—David-Y-ALN-2
  Be careful if you’ve bought one of these. Picking them up from an Experimental Weapons Armory could be…hazardous.—SpamBot Sam
  Customers who bought Personal Particle Projector also bought: 
  Looks-Like-Nu quick-set spackle
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 600cr; two shells, 25cr. Damage: At ranges up to 10m, W2K impact, spray; 11–30m, S3D impact, spray. You 
  can ﬁ re both shots at once to increase base damage by one step. This weapon is not, in fact, experimental; it’s a classic 
  double-barrel shotgun, recently rediscovered by an enterprising R&D service ﬁ rm. It is currently available only with a single gauge of shot. Rumors 
  of an experimental new shot composed of rock salt, vat scrapings or recycled X-ray ﬁ lm (O1S impact) are treasonous. In Classic and Zap games, 
  some models have bot brains programmed to ﬁ re only at preapproved targets afﬁ xed with paper targets showing bullseyes or ducks. Malfunction: 
  The shells explode in the magazine, destroying the weapon. (Ben Engelsberg)
   Plasma Sword  
  Plasma Sword  
  If you thought force swords were cool, wait till you try the Plasma Sword! Instead of a monowire, the sword’s magnetic force ﬁ eld 
  contains a core of pure high-energy plasma. It’s just like the hero weapons of the Old Reckoning. You’ll be the envy of all your 
  friends! No warranty, no refunds.
  Comment on this item:
  Yeah, these were used in the Old Reckoning…by ﬁ lthy muties!—Random52
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Personal / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Trev-G-TOO-2
  Current bid: 13cr
  Item location: TOO Sector (map)
  Delivery: Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, algae chips
  Category: Weapons / 
  Projectile / Experimental
  Qty available: 3
  Offered by: Ex-Caliber 
  Weapons Foundry
  Current bid: 530cr
  Item location: RFG Sector R&D 
  Experimental Weapons Armory (map)
  Delivery: Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  QwikCredit, Plasticreds
  
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  Customers who bought Plasma Sword also bought: 
  Plasma Vidscreen
  Plasma Intravenous Drip
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 2,000cr. Experimental. Hand weapon, W2K energy, easily 
  concealed. When it’s turned off, the plasma sword is nothing but a small 
  tube the size of the cardboard core in a roll of toilet paper. Once you turn it on, though, it’s a blazing, 
  sputtering blade of white-hot death. Cuts through just about anything with a single swipe, leaving 
  a cleanly melted edge. Popular among Romantic fans of Old Reckoning movies. Malfunction: The 
  plasma sword’s force ﬁ eld fails, destroying the weapon and spraying the wielder with superheated 
  plasma. Treat as an attack against the wielder. Remedy: No remedy is possible. (Eric Minton)
   Pyroclastic Emitter  
  Pyroclastic Emitter  
   
  Great new invention from VPR Sector R&D. Emits a spray of superheated carbon 
  particulate. 20-meter range. No need to buy ammo, just reﬁ ll fuel canister with carbon-
  organic paper. Comes with box of 100 pre-moistened towelettes. Still under warranty. 
  Fry traitors by the dozen! Buy today!
  Comment on this item:
  use 2 fake teh ir clearance 4 room/corr?—m4dh4x0r
  u try it, let us know if it works ;-)—b1ff
  Customers who bought Pyroclastic Emitter also bought: 
  EverKleen Dirt-Repelling Jumpsuit (GREEN)
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 800cr. Field weapon, S3D energy, 5 shots, area 20m, spray. This ﬂ amethrower-like device sprays a thin jet of 
  superheated carbon at opponents. Not only does it scorch things; it covers them with a thick layer of soot. The soot then 
  billows out into a cloud 20m long and 5m wide, obscuring vision and covering everyone and everything in the vicinity with black grime. The cloud 
  takes a minute to settle. Anyone covered in soot fails all hygiene inspections and may be mistaken for an INFRARED. A successful Hygiene 
  check cleans the uniform sufﬁ ciently to make actual security clearance apparent, but it takes a scrubot hosedown or a shower and laundering to 
  really get clean. (Eric Minton)
   Slipaway Liquiﬁ ed Inhibitor Pack  
  Slipaway Liquiﬁ ed Inhibitor Pack  
   
   
  This super-high pressure ﬁ brous foam delivery system is intended to meet demanding 
  Commie suppression needs in a constantly changing environment. The SLIP system 
  consists of a containment and compressor backpack attached, via a reinforced hose, to a 
  shoulder-braced delivery system that closely resembles a bazooka. A liquid graphite-laced 
  polymer is agitated and expanded while released under massive pressure equivalent to 
  1000 PSI. The resulting foam is light and resilient and creates an almost frictionless surface. 
  After ﬁ ring, it is still sticky and adheres to anything targeted, but exposure to air solidiﬁ es 
  the foam in moments. Applied to doors or limbs, the foam holds like a viscous tangler 
  round and is extremely difﬁ cult to remove. Fired onto a ﬂ oor or wall, the solidiﬁ ed foam is 
  phenomenally slippery and makes standing up nigh impossible. Impress your friends! Be 
  the center of attention at parties! Get the commendations you know you deserve!
  Comment on this item:
  What happens to a clone who gets covered in the goo? Does it stick? Wouldn’t that make it impossible for him to hold anything or even walk 
  (if it gets on the soles of his boots)?—Bill-O
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Personal / Non-Lethal
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Dodgy-G
  Current bid: 200cr
  Item location: EZR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: PayNow
  Category: Weapons / 
  Melee / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Wind-U
  Current bid: 782cr
  Item location: YDA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Assault Weapons
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: HydroClone3
  Current bid: 398cr
  Item location: RDA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Payment++, Plasticreds
  
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  Customers who bought Slipaway Liquiﬁ ed Inhibitor Pack also bought:
  Captain Supe-R Micro Hoverpack
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 1,000cr. O6W impact, range 75m. Has more kick than an industrial ﬁ rehose. A user who isn’t completely braced 
  against a wall or similarly sturdy object is knocked down and suffers a wound. While ﬂ ailing around on the ﬂ oor, the SLIP 
  continues pumping foam, targeting everyone within range. Standing up on a SLIP-sprayed surface, or in fact doing anything except falling over, 
  requires a successful Violence/Agility check. (Paul Baldowski)
   Smart Laser Barrel  
  Smart Laser Barrel  
   
   
  Moving sale. ‘Smart’ technology informs you of range, wind and movement effects on 
  shots to improve aim. Speaks through wireless earphone to keep info secure. Excellent 
  condition with no pitting and never ﬁ red. Some have small rub marks on connection valve 
  but cannot be seen once attached. High gloss ﬁ nish in appropriate color. Specify clearance 
  when ordering.
  Comment on this item:
  Skip over this one. You should… —shut up! I am not being oversensitive! He was wearing a furry 
  hat with a hammer and sickle logo on it, what more proof do you need! Well, the recording ofﬁ cer 
  would have done that if she wasn’t lying dead on the ﬂ oor!—executethis
  Customers who bought Smart Laser Barrel also bought:
  RED Laser Barrel
  How To Pick Up Bots (And Drop Them Down Elevator Shafts) by Dr. Peepulferst
  GM ONLY! VARIABLE. 500cr. This barrel helps the character aim better—any character who convinces the barrel to shoot has 
  Energy Weapons 19 for that shot—but it’s smart enough to realize its life ends after six shots. Therefore, it ﬁ nds plenty of 
  reasons not to shoot. (‘Range 20 meters, lead target by two meters to adjust for speed, but I’m not going to shoot. Target is out of effective range 
  and has a higher clearance than you.’). It even argues (I don’t care what you can see, that target is out of range! Stop being an idiot!). Characters 
  might convince the barrel to ﬁ re with a successful Con Games check or through roleplaying. Nearby characters cannot hear the barrel and may 
  start to wonder about a citizen who argues with a laser pistol. (Bill O’Dea)
   Tactical Tear Warfare Goggles  
  Tactical Tear Warfare Goggles  
   
  Incredible innovation from R&D in FRZ Sector combines natural citizen resources with 
  the Miracle of Chemicals to create devastating weapon. Never before available to casual 
  buyers, Tactical Tear Warfare Goggles are compact, comfortable, one-size-ﬁ ts-all. Black, 
  shiny wraparounds with adjustable nasal clip for snug ﬁ t. Nasal clip sits over bridge of 
  nose with extending ﬂ aps over tear ducts.
  Micron-ﬁ ne transduction ﬁ lters channel essential moisture from ducts into compression 
  reservoir across upper rim of goggles. Magnetic induction barrel in frame pulses a controlled 
  measure of stored teardrops combined with measured doses of hydrobrexineutrinol and 
  tri-axinol-55; freezes extruded tear into sliver projectile, travels up to 40 meters at speeds 
  up to 88,400 cm/sec! Chemical mix reacts with salt and manganese content of teardrop, 
  sliver fragments (effectively explodes) on impact with target. Goggle lenses include reactive 
  tracking sensors, UV ﬁ ltering. Guaranteed 100% safe by leading specialists.
  Comment on this item:
  It might have helped to mention all the enhancement in the lenses is necessary to compensate for the transduction ﬁ lters, which leave your eyeballs 
  feeling like balls of grit. Even turning your eye becomes an act of excruciating agony. All that for three shots, if you’re lucky.—gambler73
  Still, you should see these things go when you kick someone wearing them really hard in just the right place. Ammunition overload. I totally laughed 
  my head off watching the jerk with the specs turning the room into a warzone while he rolled around on the ﬂ oor grasping his pain.—deathboy
  Category: Weapons / Lasers / Barrels
  Qty available: 12
  Offered by: KillTech (a joint-effort ﬁ rm 
  of Tech Services and Armed Forces)
  Current bid: 725cr
  Item location: CHC Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, 
  Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Personal / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: mani-B
  Current bid: 29cr
  Item location: PLK Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: 
  Unlicensed credits only
  
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  RED-Clearance facial tissue
  EyeAmAllRight saline solution
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 650cr. Experimental. S3M impact. (Paul Baldowski)
   Titan-X Truncheon  
  Titan-X Truncheon  
   
   
  Having trouble cracking Commie skulls? Try the new Titan-X Truncheon! Each truncheon 
  contains a high-density krypton diﬂ uoride core for increased impact potential. You’ll ﬁ nd 
  no better implement for pummeling Commie Mutant Traitors. Buy a Titan-X Truncheon 
  today!
  Comment on this item:
  krypton diﬂ uoride attracts teleporting mutants—level49
  Absolutely false. The sole use of krypton diﬂ uoride is to stabilize neutron emissions and increase 
  energy output in BrightHappyComplex class nuclear ﬁ ssion reactors.—powerguy
  THATS A LIE INTSEC USES KRYP DIFLORIDE TO TRAP MUTANTS IN ROOM W/O DOORS 
  TELEPORTERS BE CAREFUL—XRAY
  Customers who bought Titan-X Truncheon also bought: 
  Cancer-Curing Cigarettes
  GM ONLY! RED. 50cr. Hand weapon, S4K impact. This designer truncheon hits harder than other blunt instruments in its class. 
  However, its LeadLike coating ﬂ akes off after a few sharp blows, at which point the krypton diﬂ uoride core starts to irradiate 
  the wielder. This may occasionally result in beneﬁ cial mutation, but more likely produces unhygienic hair loss and the odd metastasizing tumor 
  (mutagenic strength: average). The strange, unhealthy purple glow emanating from the cracked truncheon may also attract unwanted attention. 
  (Eric Minton)
   TunAll Tunneling Spray  
  TunAll Tunneling Spray  
   
  For emergency exits anywhere, use TunAll! This unique nanotech spray dissolves matter 
  on contact. Great for opening locked doors or cutting into access tunnels. It even dissolves 
  Commies! The nanobots self-destruct after just one minute to avoid unwanted dissolution 
  effects. Now in Plumm-Fresche scent!
  Comment on this item:
  Make sure you check air currents before using this stuff. It tends to drift on the breeze, which 
  means an inconveniently placed vent can turn you into goo.—GunnerJane
  Best defense is an Emergency Hygiene Grenade—the detergent shuts the nanobots down.—
  Roger9029
  No, what you really need is an EMP. That’ll fry all the nanobots, including the ones still in the can.—strobe
  Friend of mine swore by this stuff until she fought a Commie wrestler in TOQ Sector. She sprayed the guy all over, but then he grabbed her 
  and smeared the TunAll on her so they both melted. It was nasty.—Vin-B
  Customers who bought TunAll Tunneling Spray also bought:
  Nano-Off
  Category: Weapons / Personal / Melee
  Qty available: 207
  Offered by: Powered Armaments 
  PS (a licensed Power 
  Services service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 43cr
  Item location: PLC Depot 
  56, AAU Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, PayNow, PayUp
  Category: Nanotechnology / 
  Aerosol / Multi-Purpose
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: FastMover (207)
  Current bid: 770cr
  Item location: GLS Sector (map)
  Delivery: Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Payment++
  GIFT WRAP 
  GIFT WRAP 
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  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,000 cr. Field weapon, M2V bio, no range. One spritz of TunAll melts a person-sized hole in a wall. May also 
  be used as a weapon. On a successful hit, the target is Snafued (objects are lightly damaged); the damage increases 
  one step per round until the nanobots are deactivated or the full damage is dealt. All damage is cumulative, so a downed target is also wounded 
  and maimed. Generally has enough nanobots for six shots, give or take a few. Malfunction: The nanobots eat through the nozzle. The can melts, 
  along with the user’s hand; treat this as a Maimed result. The bots then start eating a hole in the ﬂ oor, and the ﬂ oor below it, and the ﬂ oor below 
  that…. Remedy: No remedy is possible. (Eric Minton)
   UltraBrite Laser Flash Accessory  
  UltraBrite Laser Flash Accessory  
   
   
  New hi-grade non-lethal weapons technology asset for sale! Purchase excellent blinding 
  laser accessory compatible with all standard laser pistol! Subdue traitors for easy access 
  and interrogation! No one gets away from Troubleshooters armed with potent new UltraBrite 
  Laser Flash Accessory! Purchase one now for obtaining free tickets to Week 16 SportBall 
  match between RFL Sector WarBots and WHP Sector TacNukes! Good quality, high 
  value! Purchase today!
  Comment on this item:
  you vb burn yr fngrs whn rmobng the accsory—anon
  Gives you a good tan, man.—stacker12
  Be careful using this around shiny things like mirrors and bots and high-grade reﬂ ec; you can get blinded by the backﬂ ash.—GunnerJane
  I can’t tell if my room is RED or GREEN anymore!—Lucy-R
  Customers who bought UltraBrite Flash Pistol also bought: 
  Fort400 Reactor-Emission Blocking Cream
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 100cr. Field weapon, S5M energy armor-piercing, 6 shots per barrel, area 10m (60-degree cone). When 
  this bell-shaped device is attached to a laser pistol barrel, it converts each shot into a blinding ﬂ are of ultraviolet-tinged 
  light capable of inﬂ icting second-degree burns on bare skin. Maimed targets suffer permanent visual damage; they aren’t totally blinded except 
  on really high margins, but they acquire blind spots, color reversals and other entertaining impairments. Targets with polarized goggles or other 
  protective eyegear ignore Maimed results. Malfunction and remedy: As laser pistol; also, a malfunctioning UltraBrite can’t be detached from the 
  barrel. (Eric Minton)
   VenomNails  
  VenomNails  
   
  This new addition to our collection is all the rage among fashionable Troubleshooters! 
  Press a set of VenomNails onto your own nails, then leave them to set for just a few 
  minutes. They’ll stay on through thick and thin, even in the ﬁ ercest combat engagement. 
  Then, when you’re in close combat, just slash your opponent with the nails to inject your 
  choice of drug or toxin! Comes in a full range of designer colors. Drugs and toxins sold 
  separately. FallCycleFashions HPD is not liable for any damage caused to anyone by 
  anything whatsoever.
  Comment on this item:
  I broke a nail!—Jason-G
  Whoa. Never scratch yourself when you’ve got Zybenzaphrene needles on your ﬁ ngertips. Just 
  woke up. Hope I didn’t miss anything.—stacker12
  Help me i can’t get them off1!!!—niknak
  Try a 2% Omega-Hybrizine solution. If that doesn’t work, try a crowbar.—Vanessa-B
  Category: Ordnance / 
  Optical / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Charity-G
  Current bid: 116cr
  Item location: Tangerine Tech 
  Industrial Park, BAO Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Payment++
  Category: Weapons / Designer
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: FallCycleFashions HPD 
  (a licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 354cr
  Item location: PON Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, 
  Daycycle Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  
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  Customers who bought VenomNails also bought:
  Cyanide (100cc)
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 500cr. Hand weapon, O3W impact, 2 shots, no range, easily concealed. Poison ignores armor. These are 
  press-on nails with pointy ends that conceal built-in hypodermic syringes. They’re more conspicuous than one might 
  expect because few citizens of Alpha Complex (other than the occasional Death Leopard or Romantic) wear long ﬁ ngernails or nail polish. If 
  the VenomNails inﬂ ict any damage, they inject a dose of the drug or poison they’re loaded with. Likewise if the user happens to scratch himself. 
  Malfunction: The user injects himself. (Eric Minton)
   Wiper  
  Wiper  
   
   
  When you use the wiper, you bring unadulerated happiness to your enemies, freeing them 
  from the trying complications of their troubled lives. Tap in the six-digit Intra-Cerebral Index 
  of your target, pull the trigger and then watch the light of treason go out in their eyes. 
  Comes with rechargeable six-shot power pack. Range of 50 meters. Make sure your next 
  traitor comes to appreciate the simple joys of Alpha Complex through the mindset of an 
  underdeveloped clone.
  Customers who bought Wiper also bought: 
  Melon-scented Drool Wipes
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 800cr. Experimental. The wiper looks like an energy pistol with a ME Card-sized keypad built into the back 
  just above the grip. It ﬁ res modulated energy that scrambles neural signals—a long-range version of a brainscrub. The 
  brainscrub frequency is unique to each individual human target; unless set to exactly the right Intra-Cerebral Index, the wiper produces only 
  confusion, bewilderment and the occasional cerebral lesion (S4W energy). Ordinarily a skilled MemoMax technician calculates a target’s Index 
  frequency through a complex brain scan under controlled conditions (often an IntSec interrogation lab). In the hurlyburly of combat, a PC must 
  hope to punch in, by chance, the correct frequency; to do so, the player must ﬁ rst hit the target successfully, then roll the same number with a d20 
  three times in a row (a 1 in 400 chance). On the rare occasion when this actually works, the victim suffers a massive, uncoordinated brainscrub, 
  leaving him mindless and capable of little more than bubbling drool. Otherwise, the gun does only S4W.
  You might generously allow a clever hacker to locate a target’s recorded Index frequency in IntSec records; owing to the weapon’s unreliable 
  experimental nature, 
  only certain traitors with 
  extensive prior convictions 
  have been indexed this 
  way. (Paul Baldowski)
  Category: Ordnance / Anti-
  Personnel / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Quirk
  Current bid: 2,000cr
  Item location: R&D Labs, 
  LOB Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  Common Alpha Complex poisons
  Name 
   Clearance
  Cost (dose)
  Delivery 
   Effects 
  Notes
  Blue Rot (ziridine-4,4-
  dioxathion) 
  BLUE 
  25cr 
  Injection 
  Liquefactive necrosis 
  (W3M bio, ignores armor) 
   Extracted from algae implanted with brown recluse spider 
  DNA; processed into mostly-harmless food dyes
  LazyClone (sempremine) 
  ORANGE 
  50cr 
  Injection 
  Paralysis (D6K bio, ignores armor) 
   Concentrated muscle relaxant, normally administered in 
  diluted form
  Puffer (wroxitin-19)
  INDIGO 
  5cr 
  Tablet, 
  injection 
  Swelling and/or anaphylactic shock (O3K 
  bio, ignores armor; multiple doses given to 
  the same person always give same result) 
   Powerful designer antibiotic (originally called MegaCure); 
  causes dangerous allergic reactions in most people
  
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  QUIKLINKS
  Buoyancy Suit 
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  Commie Trap 
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  Darkﬁ eld Generator 
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  Elevator Safety Foam 
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  Endoenergetic Armor 
  27
  Foot Lock 
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  Invisi-Suit 
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  Liquid Body Armor 
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  Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray 
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  MonoWeave Body Armor 
  29
  Personal Attack Alarm 
  30
  Portable Jamming Unit (Class 3) 
  30
  Remote-Controlled Inﬂ atable 
  Troubleshooter Decoy 
  30
  SecureCord PDC Cable 
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  Threat Evaluation Eyewear 
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  Variable Energy Stress Transfer Armor 
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  FEATURED ITEM
  FEATURED ITEM
   Threat Evaluation Eyewear
  Threat Evaluation Eyewear 
  No matter how good your reﬂ exes are, it’s too 
  late to draw your laser if a Commie Mutant 
  Traitor already has you in his sights. The 
  solution: Threat Evaluation Eyewear. This 
  digitally-enhanced visor uses advanced 
  Armed Forces technology to pick out threats 
  before they threaten you, letting you get the 
  drop on even the most insidious traitors! 
  Threat Evaluation Eyewear is fully compatible 
  with most low-intensity laser guidance 
  protocols.
  Category: Headgear / Counter-
  Terrorism / Military
  Qty available: 500
  Offered by: True Target AF (a licensed 
  Armed Forces service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 633cr
  Item location: Quartermaster 
  Depot 8, Mike-U-BCE-6 Armed 
  Forces Base, BCE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  Comment on this item:
  I shot my sergeant while out on patrol. Not my fault, the eyewear said he was a threat! Fortunately no one was looking.—grog908
  One of our team did great with this helmet. At her debrieﬁ ng trial it turned out she’d never even turned it on. She was a mutie with Combat 
  Mind!—sir prize
  Customers who bought Threat Evaluation Eyewear also bought:
  Omni-Tangler Crowd Suppression Riﬂ e
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 650cr; software upgrade is GREEN, 1,000cr. This opaque visor bristles with cameras and sensor arrays. It 
  projects a ﬁ sheye view of the wearer’s surroundings, based on input from its built-in arrays. Objects and people appear 
  as silhouettes marked with threat assessment information. When the visor’s threat assessment software determines a target is dangerous, it 
  immediately highlights the target’s silhouette and emits an insistent warning tone. This provides a boost to reaction time, at the cost of making 
  it hard to ﬁ gure out just whom you’re actually shooting at. Higher-clearance users can purchase software upgrades that permit user-adjusted 
  assessment levels: ‘Laid-Back’ marks only obvious threats; ‘Alert’ also marks less obvious targets with hidden weapons; ‘Berserk’ marks anyone 
  armed, and a few not armed but obviously asking for it. (Eric Minton/Bill O’Dea)
  
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   Buoyancy Suit 
  Buoyancy Suit 
   
  Faced with a sudden drop or ﬂ ummoxed by an annoying barrier? Look no further than the 
  ultra-light, toughened pseudo-fabric buoyancy suit. Simply insert revolutionary BlowFizz 
  tablet into the receptacle on the chest of the suit—in moments you will be saying goodbye 
  to your old worries and hello to new opportunities.
  Comment on this item: 
  I’ve found few more entertaining targets for a High Explosive round.—Def Con 99
  Will you ﬂ oat up (and away) with this baby, or hover just above ﬂ oor level? That could make a 
  big difference. Also, can the arms move once inﬂ ated so the poor guy inside the suit can reach 
  the release valve? I’m guessing he’ll never reach it on his own and must rely on the goodwill of 
  teammates. Snicker.—Bill-O
  Customers who bid on Buoyancy Suit also viewed: 
  Inﬂ atable Horned Travelator
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 300cr. This suit looks like an antiquated diving suit, including the 
  metal helmet with circular faceplate. BlowFizz tablet creates bubbles that 
  rapidly ﬁ ll the inner layers of the suit with hydrogen gas. The wearer ﬂ oats off the ground, arms and 
  legs spread like a starﬁ sh. Once ﬂ oating, control requires a Violence check (and desperate ﬂ ailing of limbs) for any signiﬁ cant maneuver. The 
  gas leaks out after about 20 minutes (go on…roll 1d20 just for the sadistic pleasure of it), or can be released rapidly through an external valve. 
  Hydrogen is explosive in the presence of ﬁ re or sparks—the equivalent of a grenade blast (W3K impact). (Paul Baldowski)
   Commie Trap 
  Commie Trap 
  No-reserve auction! You are bidding on a CMTrapper Commie Trap. Roll out the one-meter 
  square tarp in a room or hallway where you suspect Communists are around. Peel off the 
  protective cover and the trap is set! Commies are attracted to the fake Commie Pamphlet 
  in center of the sticky pad; they get stuck to the pad when they go for the pamphlet! The 
  Trap should catch not only Commies but also Mutants and Traitors. Non-toxic and pre-
  baited but should not be put where Junior Citizens can get to it.
  Comment on this item:
  Also works against curious citizens who think they’re real clever. Who’s the clever one now, 
  Sheila-R?—James-R-TWR
  I got the pamphlet off the trap and put it under your bed before you shot me, so I guess it’s still 
  me.—Sheila-R
  Customers who bought Commie Trap also bought:
  SuperGum Solvent
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 75cr. The trap is coated 
  with SuperGum, and any character 
  who walks or falls on the trap is stuck for good without 
  SuperGum solvent. The protective cover is sticky and difﬁ cult 
  to pull off the trap. Characters setting the trap could easily get 
  stuck to the cover, which has a large target on it and ‘I’m a 
  Dead Commie’ in big RED letters. The pamphlet is a real piece 
  of Communist propaganda, and any character who gets and 
  reads it gains (or increases) the Communist Propaganda skill 
  if not terminated ﬁ rst. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Personal / 
  Travel / Emergency
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Bub-O-LLL
  Current bid: 50cr
  Item location: JGS Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  Category: Dormitory & Corridor / Pest 
  Control / Commies, Mutants, Traitors
  Qty available: 3
  Offered by: Roberta-Y-CLD-3
  Current bid: 60cr
  Item location: MXP Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express, PLC
  Payment accepted: METro 
  Checks, PayNow
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   Darkﬁ eld Generator 
  Darkﬁ eld Generator 
   
   
  Turn out the lights with the new Darkﬁ eld Generator! It sucks up all visible light within a 
  ten-meter radius, including laser light! Even the most powerful VIOLET laser cannon’s 
  beam is just sucked up by the darkﬁ eld, leaving you unharmed! Semi-portable; includes 
  a power tap to access any major power conduit.
  Comment on this item:
  Doesn’t anyplace with one of these things become, like, INFRARED by default?—powergrrl
  Customers considering Darkﬁ eld Generator may also like:
  BotEar Echolocation Headband
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 12,000cr. Experimental. Requires two people to carry. Totally 
  nulliﬁ es all light in a 10m radius. This includes the upper range of infrared 
  radiation; IR goggles fail to function within the darkﬁ eld, and everyone within the ﬁ eld gets very, very cold. Has a tendency to overload if overused 
  or misused. Unfortunately, the generator sucks up the light from its own warning lights and readouts. Malfunction: Unit explodes (W3K energy). 
  (Eric Minton)
   Elevator Safety Foam 
  Elevator Safety Foam 
   
   
  Got tired of losing clones to elevator sabotage so we invented this. Pulling pin releases 
  super-compressed foam that ﬁ lls the entire elevator car. Leaves everyone safely wrapped 
  in foam like a delicate Fed-R-ALL package. INFRARED tests show 90% survivability up 
  to drops of 30 levels. Not for use in open areas.
  Comment on this item:
  If you read this, please send help to YELLOW elevator shaft 12B in HTY Sector! Hurry!—
  Patricia-R
  Watch out for aftermarket timers. They can ﬁ re the foam a minute too soon or, even worse, a 
  second too late.—FallingWalter
  Customers who bought Elevator Safety Foam also bought:
  Halley-O’s Big Map of Alpha Complex Stairwells
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 40cr. Each can holds enough foam to ﬁ ll the average elevator car completely, leaving characters (and NPCs, 
  bots, equipment, trash, grenades…) trapped like fruit in gelatin. Characters are Snafued and must claw their way out with 
  as many successful Violence checks as you think necessary; they can die of asphyxiation if trapped too long. Used in an open hallway or room, 
  the foam traps characters up to their waists. In Zap games the foam is edible (16 ﬂ avors!), and characters can eat their way out. Malfunction: The 
  can ﬁ res too early or too late. (Bill O’Dea)
   Endoenergetic Armor 
  Endoenergetic Armor 
   
  Highly advanced scaled armor from VPR Sector R&D. Interleaved piezoelectric plates the 
  size of your hand absorb and nullify energy discharges. Damaged plates may be detached 
  and replaced, restoring the armor’s protective potential.
  Comment on this item:
  hit em with the right frequency and they explode. like a big glassy grenade!—suckerpunch
  Customers who bought Endoenergetic Armor also bought: 
  Endoenergetic Armor Replacement Plates
  Category: Defense / Area 
  / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: ZeroCube
  Current bid: 2,507cr
  Item location: SMM Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture Express, 
  Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Trade for experimental gear
  Category: Personal / Injury Prevention
  Qty available: 15
  Offered by: Metric Ton Of Prevention 
  Ltd. (PLC license pending)
  Current bid: 54cr
  Item location: CCE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express, 
  Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, PayNow
  Category: Defense / 
  Personal / Body Armor
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Quinn-Y-CAA-3
  Current bid: 185cr
  Item location: CAA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  
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  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 1,000cr. Experimental. Armor: E6, ablative; no protection from sonic attacks. The armor disperses energy 
  attacks by converting light and heat into vibration. Any attack the armor protects against causes its plates to vibrate at 
  tooth-juddering frequencies as it shakes itself slowly apart. This leaves the wearer Snafued, in addition to any other effects. Several overloaded 
  plates shatter and drop away, leaving a circle of razor-edged glassy shards around the wearer. Falls and collisions can shatter enough plates to 
  reduce the armor value. Repair costs 100cr per point of armor restored. (Eric Minton)
   Foot Lock 
  Foot Lock 
   
  Avoid the trauma of identity theft. Personal safe built into a step shoe. Protected by 128-
  digit lock, the small padded compartment is ideal for safe storage of your PDC or ME 
  Card. Simply use the provided glue to stick the Foot Lock to the bottom of your existing 
  footwear. Strong enough to take a direct hit from a HE grenade. Available in Interesting 
  INFRARED, Remarkable RED, Outstanding ORANGE.
  Customers who bought Foot Lock also bought:
  Foot Lock Wall Safe
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 50cr. Holds anything the size of a cellphone or smaller. Needless 
  to say, the Foot Lock is awkward to operate while you’re actually wearing 
  it and, unless worn in pairs, means walking with one leg longer than the other. The safe is hard to 
  crack without the code. However, the electronic lock is vulnerable when immersed in liquid. Deep puddles have been known to cause the safe 
  door to ﬂ y open. Shallow puddles, too. Even light moisture, occasionally… (Andy Fitzpatrick)
   Invisi-Suit 
  Invisi-Suit 
   
   
  INVISI-SUIT. Latest innovation from R&D using all-new Invisibility Drive Ver 5. Full-body 
  armor renders the wearer invisible against surfaces at or below their security clearance. 
  Perfect for stealth operations. Operated by tongue switch. Comes with Computer-patented 
  miniPluto power generator used to power the limbs.
  Serious bidders only, please. Or else we’ll come and ﬁ nd you. You won’t see us coming, 
  neither.
  Comment on this item: 
  Great. Terriﬁ c. If you’re hunting deaf commies who live in the dark, that is.—Angryman
  Customers who bid on Invisi-Suit also viewed: 
  UltraMagneto Goggles
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 10,000cr. Experimental. Weighs several tons. Makes a serious racket 
  unless the user is standing absolutely still. The Invisibility Drive is supposed 
  to be color-sensitive and is therefore completely unreliable unless the unit is viewed against a uniformly colored background (Stealth/Concealment 
  10). Against rapidly changing backgrounds (trafﬁ c, crowds, vidscreens) the suit’s software slows down and may crash, rendering the suit useless 
  until after a ﬁ ve-minute reboot. Otherwise, it works like a really bad version of the cloaking device in the Predator movies. (Andy Fitzpatrick)
   Liquid Body Armor 
  Liquid Body Armor 
   
   
  Introducing the ﬁ rst armor since (decadent and corrupt) Old Reckoning times based on shear thickening ﬂ uid (STF). The suit holds 
  a thin layer of STF between two comfortable polyurethane foam bodysuits that stretch to ﬁ t any ﬁ gure. When something hits the 
  suit hard, the area under attack instantly changes into a thick solid, protecting you from the force of impact! STF changes so fast, 
  it even stops slugthrower rounds! Once the danger is gone, the STF liqueﬁ es again.
  Comment on this item:
  Worth the cr. Every time I slapped my teammate’s arm, he’d punch our team leader in the head! He went through three clones like that!—George-
  R-JDD-2 
  Category: Personal / Security / Safe
  Qty available: 100
  Offered by: PLC SupaSavers
  Current bid: 26cr
  Item location: OOS/OOF 
  Sectors (maps)
  Delivery: PLC SupaExpress
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  Category: Defense / Personal 
  / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Roger-B-ZLV
  Current bid: 23,400cr
  Item location: LUE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: 
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  REDHot Muscle Repair Ointment
  ORANGE Throw Pillows (6)
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 1,800cr. This suit ﬁ ts like a wetsuit and leaves the feet, hands 
  and head exposed. The liquid does harden upon impact to provide I4 armor. 
  However, the impact can be as light as a pat on the back or a bump into another citizen. The suit 
  is divided into six areas: two arms, torso, groin and two legs. When an area hardens, it instantly 
  straightens and becomes completely rigid for ﬁ ve minutes. Arms and legs tend to straighten at right 
  angles, so they punch/kick objects or people around them. (Bill O’Dea)
   Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray 
  Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray 
   
  Troubled by monoﬁ lament trapwires? Lost your last clone to Commie monoﬁ lament traps? 
  Buy this handy-dandy spray can to spray those monoﬁ lament blues away! Lasts for over 
  200 sprays! You can’t buy a better defense against monowire. Get some today!
  Comment on this item:
  Not all monoﬁ lament uses the same chemical formula. Don’t assume this stuff will work; test it 
  with something other than your hand. —GunnerJane
  I might be thinking too much like a Mystic, but what happens if you breathe the stuff?—Bill-O
  Customers who bought Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray also bought: 
  AcidScrub Moistened Towelettes
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 20cr/can. One spritz dissolves a sizable area of monoﬁ lament on contact. It also dissolves paint, etches 
  aluminum and melts certain kinds of plastic. The spray can’t penetrate the force ﬁ eld sheathing on a force sword. The 
  spray does no damage to ﬂ esh, but it ruins polyester clothing (which includes all Alpha Complex clothing below GREEN Clearance) and does L4J 
  damage to bots and objects. (Eric Minton)
   MonoWeave Body Armor 
  MonoWeave Body Armor 
   
   
  This stuff is tough, tough, tough! At least 40% tougher than Kevlar, and the tensile 
  strength is off the scale! Made from nearly indestructible monoﬁ lament. Sheds even the 
  toughest stains with a simple rinse. Don’t get caught with inadequate armor protection. 
  Get MonoWeave!
  [Note: Seller is not affiliated with MonoFilament Enterprises PLC in any way. No 
  warranty, guarantee or other protection provided with purchase. Allow two to four days 
  for delivery.]
  Comment on this item:
  oh computer my monoweaves all torn and im bleeding cant bandage it up cant get it off computer 
  help me—jonathan-r
  Customers who bought MonoWeave Body Armor also bought: 
  Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 1,500cr. Armor: I4/E2, hardened. Experimental. The woven monoﬁ bers are extremely strong and tough, resisting 
  most impacts while diffusing energy attacks. However, if a cutting or piercing impact weapon penetrates the armor to 
  inﬂ ict a wound, there’s a chance the armor will start unraveling from the damaged area. Roll 1d20; if the result is less than the attack’s margin 
  of success, the monoﬁ lament unravels with a sickening thwip-thwip-thwip as the twirling ﬁ bers puree ﬂ esh and bone. Even if the armor doesn’t 
  unravel, touching the damaged area requires a successful Violence or Agility check to avoid losing a ﬁ nger. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Defense / 
  Personal / Body Armor
  Qty available: 3
  Offered by: Metric Ton of Prevention, 
  Ltd. (PLC license pending)
  Current bid: 1,519cr
  Item location: MCM Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, PLC 
  Moderately Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, PayNow
  Category: Cleansers / Aerosol
  Qty available: 12
  Offered by: Bill-Y-LDL-4
  Current bid: 1cr
  Item location: Apartment 
  919, Residential Block 43, 
  LDL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  Category: Armor / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Tangible 
  Transactions (5637)
  Current bid: 201cr
  Item location: VVA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Yellow Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: 
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   Personal Attack Alarm 
  Personal Attack Alarm 
   
  Amazing Personal Attack Alarm! Worn like any ordinary lapel badge, this incredible device 
  actually alerts the user in the event of a physical assault. Includes miniature bot brain with 
  internal speaker. Detects all types of attack including stabbing, beating, bruising, charring, 
  tearing, ripping, breaking and crushing. Accurate to plus or minus 0.002%.
  Comment on this item:
  Ever since being assigned as a food technican in the HEL Sector INFRARED food halls, my 
  Personal Attack Alarm has proved invaluable.—LittleCraig
  Customers who bid on Personal Attack Alarm also viewed: 
  Morphine
  GM ONLY! RED. 250cr. This item works perfectly. In the event of an assault the badge announces,‘You are under attack! You are 
  under attack!’ It continues to do so until the attack ends, whereupon it tells the user something like ‘Attack ended! You 
  were beaten—14!—times and stabbed—twice! Have a nice day.’ In Straight games the device also records the entire combat, though the wearer 
  may not know this. (Andy Fitzpatrick)
   Portable Jamming Unit (Class 3) 
  Portable Jamming Unit (Class 3) 
   
  For sale: one recently liberated experimental R&D radio jammer. Fully intact, stripped 
  screws replaced. Steel casing shows light scuff marks only. Fits neatly into any standard 
  backpack or shoulder bag. Power cables clearly labeled, may be spliced onto any standard 
  wall conduit (AmpVolt index of 78/Z or below). This is a short auction, buy now or miss 
  out!
  Comment on this item:
  You call this thing portable? Ooh, my aching back!—ALx
  Customers who bid on Portable Jamming Unit (Class 3) also viewed: 
  ‘Corridor Camouﬂ age’ Nano-Pigment Spray
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 1,000cr. The so-called Portable Jamming Unit is a clunky box covered in readouts and blinking lights, resting 
  on tiny ineffectual wheels. When afﬁ xed to a power conduit and activated, it disrupts all nearby radio communications 
  (com units, PDCs, vid broadcasts, radar scanners, remote surveillance, etc), using whatever deﬁ nition of ‘nearby’ amuses you. With a successful 
  Hardware or Electronic Engineering roll the user may adjust the parameters, conﬁ ning the jamming to speciﬁ c radio bands or altering the affected 
  radius. A failed roll breaks the device—or, if you prefer, sends the unit rolling down the corridor, jamming everything along the way. Malfunction: 
  The unit explodes in a spray of red-hot shrapnel (W3K impact), accompanied by an EMP pulse that shuts down half a subsector. (Eric Minton)
   Remote-Controlled Inﬂ atable Troubleshooter Decoy
  Remote-Controlled Inﬂ atable Troubleshooter Decoy 
   
  Only six left! Unique self-inﬂ ating decoy of a real Troubleshooter. Just press the button and watch ‘Arcie’ come to your rescue! Floats 
  around to draw traitors’ laser ﬁ re and Communists’ traps, leaving you safe and sound. Remote control activates tiny embedded 
  fans to steer Arcie around, making him more life-like and prone to ‘accidents’. Troubleshooting is dangerous business, but Arcie 
  helps make it more fun!
  Comment on this item:
  I suggest not using the manual inflation valve located 
  on the belt. Still had residual helium inside, and I was 
  terminated for mutating after I told the team leader it was ﬁ xed.
  —Brandon-R
  This thing seems to love high ceilings.—Stepladder
  Category: Defense / Alarm / Audio
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Mark-HOS
  Current bid: 26cr
  Item location: HOS Sector (map)
  Delivery: Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: PayUp
  Category: Counter-Terrorism / 
  Electromagnetic / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Panic (808)
  Current bid: 409cr
  Item location: EBP Sector (map)
  Delivery: Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: ME 
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  bought:
  INFRARED Happy Trust Ball Puncture Kit
  StayPut petbot leash
  GM ONLY! RED. 350cr. Sold as a thick plastic rectangle with a single button and one 
  joystick with no buttons. Pressing the button releases compressed helium, 
  inﬂ ating the decoy in seconds. The human-sized decoy, which wears RED reﬂ ec, works well enough 
  if the enemy is far away, has myopia or believes Troubleshooters can ﬂ y. Arcie is made from a 
  space-age polymer that reﬂ ects RED laser ﬁ re in whatever direction you desire. The joystick does 
  move Arcie around—sloooowly. However, Arcie is suceptible to air currents; it tends to ﬂ oat wherever 
  it shouldn’t go. (Bill O’Dea)
   SecureCord PDC Cable 
  SecureCord PDC Cable 
  Only used once but it worked well. Allows secure communications with your PDC. Zinc-
  plated input/output wire connects to PDC and any Tech Services type J, K or T com port 
  (found in most confession booths and bathrooms). Locks into place to avoid accidental 
  disconnection. Magnetic reel ﬁ ts conveniently on your back. Just walk and cable unreels 
  behind you. Slight wear on left side of reel.
  Comment on this item:
  Be the ﬁ rst to have Internal Security scrutinize your comments on this item!
  Customers who bought SecureCord PDC Cable also bought:
  Darkning electrical grounding socks
  GM ONLY! RED. 150cr. This reel is bigger than a marching-band drum but is surprisingly lightweight. A character can strap it to his 
  back with no problem, though movement thereafter is awkward. The reel prevents eavesdropping on the PDC’s wireless 
  signal. However, characters must deal with the long, thin cable trail. The cable is as long as you wish, but it should stretch down at least several 
  hallways before running out. Cable is slightly magnetic, and the magnetic reel does a decent job of giving/taking slack. If the magnetic reel is spun 
  too quickly, it acts like a turbine and generates static electricity, shocking everyone in the immediate area. (Bill O’Dea)
   Variable Energy Stress Transfer Armor 
  Variable Energy Stress Transfer Armor 
  This ergonomically designed, high-quality body armor includes a padded vest, gauntlets, 
  skirt and shin pads. The interlinked system combines shock-resistant, impact-impeding 
  weave construction with the incredible stress-dispersing power of little beads. The 
  beads—made from compressed, naturally cured algae—sit between armor and skin and 
  provide an all-over body massage. Integral heat pads deliver relaxing pulses of warmth to 
  the upper and lower back muscles, forearms, upper thighs and calves. The armor weave 
  is reinforced with high-density, ﬁ re-resistant foam padding. Armor is secured with elastic 
  straps and powered off a single, compact power unit.
  Comment on this item:
  I wore one of these things on guard duty once, and just the act of walking around sent warm 
  rhythmic pulses up my spine. I fell asleep, and next thing I knew I was waking up in the clone tanks 
  after a MemoMax transfer. Still looking for the one who killed me!—Twiceshy
  Customers who bought Variable Energy Stress Transfer Armor also bought: 
  Battery-heated Pop Sox
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 1,000cr. Armor: I2. A VEST wearer looks like a cross between a samurai warrior and a beaded car-seat cover. 
  The wearer recovers from a Snafued result at the end of the current round (rather than next round); this also applies 
  to the Snafued aspect of a Wounded result. The clacking beads may negatively affect Stealth checks. A hit on the VEST with a large margin of 
  success (5+) either causes signiﬁ cant overheating—the wearer must remove the VEST immediately or suffer a searing burn (S3M energy)—or 
  makes the beads vibrate distractingly for the next several rounds. (Paul Baldowski)
  Category: Troubleshooting / 
  Survival / Moderate Odds
  Qty available: 6
  Offered by: BlueCloneGroup
  Current bid: 350cr
  Item location: Artie-O’s Armed 
  Forces Surplus Store (map)
  Delivery: Pneumatic Courier 
  Express, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  Category: Communications 
  / PDC / Security
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Francis-R
  Current bid: 75cr
  Item location: ICF Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express, RailMail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  IntSec licensed credits
  Category: Personal / Stress 
  Management / Armored
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Bale-O-NEE
  Current bid: 501cr
  Item location: NEE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Pneumatic Courier Express
  Payment accepted: 
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  Surveillance and spying—13 ITEMS!
  QUIKLINKS
  Acoustic Interferometer 
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  Camera Tap 
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  DeepCover Mem Card A770 
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  Fake Security Camera 
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  HeetPrufe Infrared Stealth Suit 
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  HoloNode 
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  IceBLUE Phone Cracker 
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  MemoMin 
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  Spy Powder 
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  Spybot Model 211/X 
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  Surveillance Candy 
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  Tornado-Class Remote Surveillance Drone 
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  WiSpy PDC transmitter 
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   Acoustic Interferometer  
  Acoustic Interferometer  
   
   
  Traitors these days are SLICK. They know 
  about radar, lidar, even mudar. Here’s 
  something they’ll never think to watch for, 
  because they should have been listening!
  Place interferometer against any wall, ceiling 
  or ﬂ oor and activate. It sends out a subsonic 
  pulse and reads the echoes, compiling the 
  data and generating a 3D image of the other 
  side! Details are not clear, but you can at 
  least see how many traitors are behind that 
  door! Battery lasts for at least 100 uses.
  Category: Surveillance / Indirect 
  Imaging / Low Detection Equipment
  Qty available: 2
  Offered by: Listen Up! (a licensed 
  Internal Security service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 470cr
  Item location: IntSec Testing 
  Grounds and Confession Booth 
  Center, GFU Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: Payment++, 
  IntSec licensed credits
  Comment on this item:
  This is an IntSec device, and the seller admits the image details aren’t clear? Something is very, very wrong here.—jibo
  Yeah, it actually works.—Edward-R-TMB-2
  Customers who bought Acoustic Interferometer also bought:
  Li’l Troubleshooter Fake Tacnuke Shell
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 500cr. This plain box with attached vidscreen uses sound waves to echolocate and display objects out to roughly 
  30m away. If placed against a solid surface like a wall or ﬂ oor, the device images what’s beyond the barrier. Successful 
  Data Analysis rolls reveal how many people are in the room, where they are standing, and even what kind of weapons they have. Failed rolls 
  reveal that the wall conceals a giant blob. The sound produced is not subsonic; it’s a deep bass that sounds like a tacnuke went off in the next 
  sector. Anyone who hears this in a room being scanned may panic, as may people in the room next door, down the hall, upstairs, downstairs…. 
  The interferometer’s sound can hurt a target (Energy Weapons skill; S5W energy armor-piercing) but only on direct contact. (Bill O’Dea)
  
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   Camera Tap 
  Camera Tap 
   
  Just clip this thumb-sized device onto a security camera cable and turn it on. It’ll tap into 
  the cable feed to broadcast the camera signal on a frequency of your choice, with a range 
  up to 200 meters. In addition, it can store up to ten minutes of footage and replay it in an 
  endless loop, replacing the normal cable feed and totally fooling whoever’s watching at 
  the other end. This lets you move freely in front of the camera with no chance of being 
  detected! No batteries needed, runs directly off of the camera’s power. Versatile and 
  compact, a great bargain! 
  State your security clearance and IntSec license number with order.
  Comment on this item:
  With just a little elbow grease, you can hook one of these onto a bot’s eye and see everything it 
  sees. Send me 200 creds and I’ll show you how!—VatVatVat
  Customers who bought Camera Tap also bought:
  Wrist-Mounted Video Display
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 425cr. An oblong device that clips onto a cable; typically issued only to Internal Security. Works as advertised. 
  Interference from other broadcasts, walls and the like can reduce range by a factor of 10. Make a Stealth/Security 
  Systems or Surveillance roll when the PC activates the Camera Tap; failure means someone, probably The Computer or IntSec, notices its use. 
  If the character has a license to use it (i.e. is in IntSec), ﬁ ne. Otherwise, not so much. No mechanism for picking up the broadcast is included. The 
  broadcast is on a narrow band, but it’s commonly used in Alpha Complex; as a result, whenever you roll a 20 on the activation roll, the displays 
  of nearby PDCs, vidscreens and/or public terminals are overridden by the camera being tapped. (Eric Minton)
   DeepCover Mem Card A770 
  DeepCover Mem Card A770 
   
  An essential product for the canny investigator. This military-grade combat mem card 
  contains a hidden surveillance software package. When loaded into a bot, DeepCover 
  records up to eight hours of sensory input. Use any PDC to remotely start, stop, view or 
  download. Bots are everywhere, making DeepCover invaluable. This may be your only 
  chance to pick up this high-clearance surveillance package. Buy it now!
  Comment on this item:
  don’t buy! programmed to terminate any1 who uses it! intsec plot!—rayzorblayde
  Customers who bid on DeepCover Mem Card A770 also viewed:
  Cone Riﬂ e ECM Shells
  GM ONLY! INDIGO.  5,000cr. Surveillance-10 mem card. In addition to tapping into its bot host’s sensory data feed, the card contains 
  a hidden wireless transceiver, allowing its owner to access stored data remotely. Requires several minutes of uninterrupted 
  access to download large ﬁ les. If the bot with the card has Stealth or Surveillance from another source, it may make a check to observe the signals 
  passing between the mem card and the PDC; on a successful check, it may confront the user or report the incident to The Computer or Corpore 
  Metal. Evidence gathered using software above your security clearance is admissible, but presenting it is always treasonous (P3B). A VIOLET-
  Clearance version (12,500cr) has Surveillance 15 and 24-hour capacity. A favored device among the Illuminati. (Eric Minton)
   Fake Security Camera 
  Fake Security Camera 
   
   
  LOOKS JUST LIKE A STANDARD COMPUTER SECURITY CAMERA. A SIMPLE HIDDEN SWITCH TURNS THE LITTLE RED 
  LIGHT ON AND OFF. GREAT FOR CONVINCING PEOPLE AN AREA IS BEING WATCHED BY THE COMPUTER, OR THAT IT 
  ISN’T. BULK DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE. WILL TRADE FOR INTERESTING MERCHANDISE. CONTACT 010101110100000101
  010010010000100100111101010100@OPAQUE.GRAYNET.CPU FOR MORE DETAILS.
  Comment on this item:
  great place to stash a grenade. boom!—phonetag
  Category: Surveillance / 
  Visual / Security
  Qty available: 20
  Offered by: Numb3rNin3
  Current bid: 470cr
  Item location: FRF Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: 
  Unlicensed credits only
  Category: Bots / Software
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Numb3rNin3
  Current bid: 601cr
  Item location: Sector OOS (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: METro 
  Checks, Unlicensed credits
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  More reasonably, you can stash small, illegal items in a camera casing, like stolen ME cards and 
  plasticred. Tech won’t bother checking any cameras that aren’t on their list.—Joy-O
  How can this be sold on C-Bay without someone getting terminated?!?—suspicious
  Customers who bought Fake Security Camera also bought:
  IR markets for Dummies
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 70cr. Adheres to the ceiling using a built-in glue pad. Sometimes a 
  ‘camera’ purchased in this way is just a hollow shell, containing nothing but a 
  battery to run the little red light. However, others are real cameras that broadcast what they see and 
  hear, not to The Computer, but to whichever secret society built and marketed them. (They’re still 
  70cr.) Most secret societies use such surveillance devices to keep tabs on key locations in Alpha Complex. In the latter case, make sure you know 
  which secret society made the camera before you give it out…or just make it up on the ﬂ y for maximum cruelty or comic effect. (Eric Minton)
   HeetPrufe Infrared Stealth Suit
  HeetPrufe Infrared Stealth Suit 
   
   
  The new HeetPrufe Infrared Stealth Suit suppresses your heat signature, rendering you 
  invisible to all forms of infrared detection. Camouﬂ age technology measures surrounding 
  heat index and channels NuFreon coolant through external bafﬂ es. Layered with Kevlar 
  and LeadLike for additional protection. Comes in Black, Off-Black and Sewer Camo. 
  Buy now!
  Comment on this item:
  This also keeps you cool in hot places like foundries and tropical hydroponics bays.—
  GunnerJane
  I thought this was some kind of invisibility suit. I got winged by a Commie laser, and now when 
  I wear the suit I get cold all down my left side.—VultureBoi27
  Install a valve in the coolant system and you can spray people with NuFreon! Like a ﬂ amethrower 
  in reverse! C-mail me 100 creds and I’ll send you the schematics.—VatVatVat
  Customers who bid on HeetPrufe Infrared Stealth Suit also viewed: 
  ToastieWarm Thermal Undergarment
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 5,000cr. Armor 3, full-ﬁ gure. The Stealth Suit is a skin-tight, full-body suit, much like a wetsuit, but covered with 
  elaborate labyrinthine tubing. It performs admirably at suppressing heat signatures in environments below room temperature. 
  Inadequate insulation keeps the wearer uncomfortably chilly in cooler areas; exceptionally cold areas leave the wearer vulnerable to frostbite, 
  hypothermia or death. Weapon hits can damage the armor in all sorts of interesting ways. (Feel free to strip out the Kevlar and LeadLike for all 
  the fun and none of the combat advantages! Drop the cost to 1,500cr and reduce the armor value to zero.) (Eric Minton)
   HoloNode 
  HoloNode 
   
  Why feel lost and alone when you’re completing missions outside Alpha Complex? 
  Ensure you have constant comforting communications with the HoloNode, bringing 
  Friend Computer to you even when you’re far from home. The HoloNode combines 
  a powerful, hi-res holoprojector with a long-life powercell and integrated IntSec Inside 
  secure processor. Communications home are captured with an Enhanced Gyroscopic 
  Globalcomm device and transmitted using encrypted microwave beam technology. Feel 
  at home and well informed wherever you are!
  Comment on this item:
  Help me, Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope!—oldromancer
  Why is this in Surveillance? Is it ‘on’ even when not emitting the holographic monitor?—Bill-O
  Category: Surveillance / 
  Counter-Surveillance
  Qty available: 60
  Offered by: 01010111010000010101
  0010010000100100111101010100
  Current bid: 22cr
  Item location: BRG Sector (map)
  Delivery: Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: Plasticreds, Trade
  Category: Defense / Personal 
  / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: John-DOE
  Current bid: 8,199cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Unlicensed or ordnance-
  licensed credits
  Category: Surveillance / 
  Communications / Holographic
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Gil-B-JPO
  Current bid: 145cr
  Item location: ERT Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  
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  Customers who bid on HoloNode also viewed:
  Portable Gigawatt Power Supply
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 1,500cr. Range up to 20 miles, depending on signal strength and atmospheric conditions. The compact, hockey 
  puck-sized device has a clear plastic emitter pad on one face. Uttering the phrase ‘Hello, Friend Computer’ activates the 
  holoprojector, which projects the image of a public terminal and establishes a live link to The Computer through a dodgy service ﬁ rm-run signal 
  network. The signal requires signiﬁ cant power and bandwidth, and is easily traceable. Range up to 20 miles outside of functioning sectors of 
  Alpha Complex, such as the Outdoors, the Underplex, or powered-down sectors; this may vary with signal strength and atmospheric conditions. 
  A clever and resourceful hacker could use the HoloNode to gain remote access to Computer nodes. (Paul Baldowski)
   IceBLUE Phone Cracker 
  IceBLUE Phone Cracker 
   
  There’s no better way to listen in on phone chatter than IceBLUE. This little baby can 
  tap into phone conversations with a range of 100 meters. No physical tap required, runs 
  entirely over the network. Over 200 distinct decryption packages can pop open just about 
  any encryption of BLUE or below, and gives you decent odds at cracking anything up to 
  VIOLET. Field-tested by crypto99, bedlam, w3bm@st3r and other experts, so you know 
  it works. No warranty.
  Comment on this item:
  Real useful Outdoors, where your team’s the only ones with PDCs for miles around.—
  RedVulture20339
  Is it true there’s some kind of high-clearance PDC mod that thwarts decryption?—Bill-O
  yes but there’s an iceindigo that thwarts the thwarting.—phreeko5
  Customers who bought IceBLUE Phone Cracker also bought:
  Phone Encryption Package 53/V
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 5,000cr. This head-sized box covered with buttons, switches, dials and readouts functions more or less as 
  advertised, except it cannot crack encryption above BLUE. Requires a successful Stealth/Surveillance or Hardware 
  check to listen in on a desired conversation. Failure can mean catching the wrong conversation, failing to break the encryption or being spotted 
  by IntSec or Computer Phreak observers on the network. Takes at least a few seconds to crack the encryption on any given conversation. If you 
  don’t want players to learn anything, roll 1d20 and then tell them the conversation ends before they can crack it. If the cracking player rolls a 20, 
  the line is cracked, but it goes both ways; the people on the other end of the line hear the cracker and his companions as if on a speakerphone. 
  The user can do this deliberately if he wants to, though it’s rarely a bright idea. (Eric Minton)
   MemoMin 
  MemoMin 
   
  The ultimate in surveillance and espionage technology for the agent with perfection in 
  mind. No longer need you rely on memory and poorly sketched diagrams to communicate 
  to your colleagues the layout of the Commie stronghold you just infiltrated. The 
  innovative MemoMin lets you provide ﬁ rst-person data with complete mental notes and 
  annotations—leave nothing out and never miss a trick. Evildoers intent on destruction of 
  Alpha Complex will never know what hit them.
  Comments on this item:
  One question: Does the user have to concentrate to record comments, or is the commentary the 
  normal thoughts going through someone’s mind when doing stuff? This could make a difference, 
  you know?—Bill-O
  I presume since MemoMax recordings can’t be used as evidence of treason, MemoMin recordings 
  also can’t. Then again, MemoMax recordings get screwed up if used by a different citizen, whereas these don’t. So MemoMin recordings might 
  be admissible if viewed by a trustworthy, higher-clearance citizen.—Jeff-G
  Category: Surveillance / Bio-
  Electrical / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Bedlam
  Current bid: 200cr
  Item location: HHX Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  Category: Surveillance / Electronic
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: strobe (354)
  Current bid: 2,302cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Illuminati Nightcycle Express
  Payment accepted: 
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  Extra-Strength HappiPills (100 ct)
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 3,500cr. Experimental. The MemoMin looks like a miniature chromed plunger with controls like a modern DVD 
  player (Play, Pause, Record, double-speed advance, indexing, etc). Applied to the forehead, it immediately interfaces 
  with the user’s brain and starts to record thoughts and sensations. Capacity is about 15 minutes of full sensory and neural information, at which 
  point the device falls off the forehead and may roll away. Once recorded, the information can be played back at any time by anyone. The viewer 
  simply applies the MemoMin to his forehead and activates it. The viewer sees everything in ﬁ rst-person view, with (in Classic style) a slightly 
  disconcerting commentary of thoughts not his own; in Straight style the device records only sensory impressions. This MemoMin feedback can 
  serve as an effective how-to guide, giving the viewer bonuses if he watches it right before attempting activities similar to those viewed.
  Coming out of a MemoMin recording leaves the user Snafued for several rounds. Sudden removal of the device, sabotage or direct damage during 
  playback may result in a forced dump of information, which has an effect similar to brainscrub: For the rest of the scene, any roll of 20 on any skill 
  or specialty check may leave the infodumped user massively disoriented and prone to catatonia, paranoia and seizures. (Paul Baldowski)
   Spy Powder 
  Spy Powder 
   
  Each packet of Spy Powder contains tens of thousands of tiny audiovisual transponders, 
  each no larger than a speck of dust. Just tear open the packet to activate the transponders, 
  then spread them wherever you want! Each 300-micron device ﬂ oats on air currents and 
  adheres to solid surfaces, all the while broadcasting its location on a predetermined radio 
  band. This lets you construct a three-dimensional model of the area in which the dust has 
  been distributed. Even better, you can isolate individual transponders and use them to 
  obtain audiovisual broadcasts, letting you see and hear anywhere the dust has spread!
  Each packet of Spy Powder has enough power for about one day of standard operation. 
  Scanning device not included. We recommend use of Spy Powder Interface Goggles, 
  now available from our online store for only 3,500 credits!
  Comment on this item:
  After using Spy Powder for a couple of weeks, I accidentally inhaled so much of it that it gave me a mutation! It’s called ‘adenocarcinoma.’—
  Lenny-B
  Customers who bought Spy Powder also bought:
  AlphaCad 3D Modeling Software
  Spy Powder Interface Goggles
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,500cr. Once opened, the Spy Powder swiftly ﬁ lters into the local ventilation systems, spreading a thin layer of 
  transponders across the entire subsector. This lets a user with the appropriate hardware and software model the affected 
  area and all people and objects in it. People and objects who move through the area later often pick up a transponder or two; this is enough to 
  track their movements but not enough to identify them without shifting to audiovisual mode. Attempting to isolate individual transponders to obtain 
  audiovisual broadcasts requires a Hardware or Surveillance roll, and the power drain burns out the affected transponders, often in seconds. The 
  user invariably gets transponder dust all over his hands while opening the packet, allowing others with radio scanners and the like to track him 
  easily. Broadcast range can vary drastically due to radio interference, lead shielding and GM ﬁ at. (Eric Minton)
   Spybot Model 211/X 
  Spybot Model 211/X 
   
   
  These bots are amazing! Each Spybot Model 211/X comes with full multicorder capability and a range of scanners, cameras and 
  microphones! Moves easily along walls and ceilings! Fits through most ducts, pipes and tubes! Gunmetal coloration provides 
  excellent concealment in darkened areas! Remote control unit includes live video and audio feeds, voice control and 16 different 
  command keys for when you just can’t talk! Even comes with built-in self-destruct capability! Genuine IntSec surplus at a bargain 
  price! We’re practically giving them away!
  Comment on this item:
  These things looks so creepy it’s great! Tell people all those mikes and cameras are guns. They really get out of the way!—hazmat
  Category: Surveillance / Multi-Function
  Qty available: 5,100
  Offered by: Aesthetic Surveillance 
  LLC (a licensed Internal 
  Security service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 1225cr
  Item location: AIC Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, Secur-
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  Payment accepted: 
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  Be careful with the remote. It’s way too easy to accidentally hit the self-destruct button, and 
  then BOOM! No more bot. But at least you still have the remote, which is pretty good for making 
  someone else’s bot go boom too.—Alexandra-G
  word is these things can pool their brainpower in close proximity, using parallel processing to 
  manifest a higher order communal intelligence. sometimes they go rogue when used in groups. 
  model discontinued, hence the bargain price.—cancerboi
  Customers who bought Spybot Model 211/X also bought: 
  Spybot Model 212/B
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 4,000cr. Stealth 12, Sneaking 16, Shadowing 16, Blow Self Up 
  18. Weapons: Self-destruct (W3K impact, 5m radius); Armor: None. This 
  device—a scorpion-like bot with telescoping camera eyes and parabolic microphones instead of foreclaws and stinger—has an extremely limited 
  bot brain, one that makes a petbot look bright. It occasionally picks up stray signals from other sources and wanders off into random high-clearance 
  areas. Functions as a Multicorder 1. Any standard multicorder program may be loaded remotely via the remote. All Model 211/X Spybots use similar 
  frequencies, which causes interference and possible data overwriting if two or more spybots are active in the same area. A failed Blow Self Up roll 
  means the bot goes rogue, taking orders from no one; in Zap games, it immediately returns to the owner and then explodes. (Eric Minton)
   Surveillance Candy 
  Surveillance Candy 
   
  Looks just like BellyBalls, ‘the sour snack you swallow to tingle your tummy’, except each 
  one contains an RFID tag that latches onto the intestinal lining. Broadcasts an active 
  signal readable by any standard RFID reader within 50 meters. Great for keeping an eye 
  on traitorous teammates and coworkers! Comes in several tasty ﬂ avors, including Sour 
  Lime, Tastes-Like-Apple! and Tangelo. State ﬂ avor preference with order.
  Comment on this item:
  If you get stuck with one of these, you can alter the tag info and transponder code with a wireless 
  RFID adjuster. Or, failing that, use an EMP.—strobe
  Or, you know, you could just pop a HappyLax and get rid of it the usual way.—bluegoo
  lower attachment rate than advertised. wasted a lot of time tracking moving target through sewers 
  before I found out what’s up. don’t be fooled.—cancerboi
  Customers who bought Surveillance Candy also bought:
  BellyBalls (Tastes-Like-Apple!)
  Category: Bots / Surveillance
  Qty available: 6
  Offered by: Crazy Ed-Y’s Bot Retail
  Current bid: 4,000cr
  Item location: KKN Sector (map)
  Delivery: Yellow Vulture 
  Express, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  Category: Surveillance / RFID / Edible
  Qty available: 144
  Offered by: Val-G
  Current bid: 97cr
  Item location: POG Sector (map)
  Delivery: Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, METro Checks
  
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  GM ONLY! BLUE. 30cr. Works as advertised. The target suffers wracking abdominal pains shortly after swallowing a Surveillance 
  Candy unless he makes a successful Violence check. The indicated range assumes an open space without competing 
  signals; unfavorable circumstances can reduce the range to a meter or less. The candy doesn’t come with any sort of RFID scanner or reader. 
  If the user has a device for altering RFID tags, he can pre-program the tag with the chosen target’s personal information (name, service ﬁ rm, 
  criminal record, etc)… or with someone else’s. (Eric Minton)
   Tornado-Class Remote Surveillance Drone 
  Tornado-Class Remote Surveillance Drone 
   
   
  TORNADO-CLASS REMOTE SURVEILLANCE DRONE. Uses Armed Forces jetcopter 
  technology to hover or ﬂ y. 200 separate camera units allow for maximal surveillance. 
  Includes radar system, microwave and infrared scanners, 1000-lumen spotlight array 
  w/variable color ﬁ lters, high-sensitivity audio receivers and olfactory sniffer. Four-hour 
  internal battery can be recharged from any standard wall outlet. Comes with handheld 
  remote control unit.
  Comment on this item:
  We got assigned to use this to surveil a secret society meeting deep down in the corridors. 
  Gahhh. Subtle as a tankbot.—sonicSteve
  Heavy use can drain the battery faster than advertised. The only thing worse than realizing your 
  new, expensive surveillance drone has been reduced to a smoldering heap of worthless junk is watching it fall on top of you.—GunnerJane
  Customers viewing Tornado-Class Remote Surveillance Drone also viewed: 
  GunTech Model 045 Mobile Howitzer
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 20,000cr. Weapons: Whirling blades (W3K impact armor-piercing, no range, only while moving); Armor 2 (hardened). 
  This massive surveillance drone—an agglomeration of cameras and microphones beneath whirling propeller blades, like 
  a cross between a military helicopter and a hornet—measures almost two meters in diameter and weighs 800kg. It works well for scanning large 
  open areas, but it won’t ﬁ t in narrow passages and its roaring blades make it useless for stealth. The remote control, as large as a dictionary and 
  covered with lots of viewscreens, keyboards and cryptic knobs and buttons, requires a Bot Operations roll (to get the bot to do what you want) 
  or a Surveillance roll (to use its surveillance capacities effectively). Note: The meaning of the word `Tornado’ is not available at lower security 
  clearances. (Eric Minton)
   WiSpy PDC Transmitter 
  WiSpy PDC Transmitter 
   
  Want to know what your friends are up to? Need to see whether they’re taking pictures 
  of you? You need a WiSpy! Modiﬁ ed from the PDC ThiefTracker, these ﬁ t on nearly any 
  standard PDC just like a ThiefTracker. Once applied, anything the PDC sends is also 
  sent to you through your WiSpy receiver. Find out secret conversations, view in realtime 
  any video being taken, even get advance warning of the self-destruct being activated! 
  Everything you need to stay on top of your team!
  Comment on this item:
  Works great! I’ve gotten two security clearances because of this thing.—SoHappyImBlue
  Are you kidding? All this thing did was cost me PDC maintenance fees!—Anne-G
  the real trick is attaching it without getting caught.—cancerboi
  Customers who bought WiSpy PDC Transmitter also bought:
  WiSpy PDC receiver
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 100cr. Broadcasts anything viewed on the attached PDC to any PDC with a WiSpy receiver (250cr) within range. 
  Range is a room or two. If multiple transmitters are in the area, each broadcasts simultaneously and all receivers pick 
  up the broadcasts as they happen. This can confusingly mix video and text inputs, and may crash the receivers, requiring a reboot. You can give 
  the PDC’s owner a Stealth roll to notice the attached WiSpy; with a successful Stealth/Security Systems roll, the owner can rejigger the WiSpy to 
  broadcast fake or redirected feeds. Should the target PDC pick up a virus, the virus automatically bypasses any security measures and infects 
  the WiSpy receivers. (Karl Low)
  Category: Surveillance / Aerial
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: armysurplus78 (209)
  Current bid: 3,455cr
  Item location: TRO Sector (map)
  Delivery: Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  Payment accepted: Unlicensed 
  credits, AF-licensed credits
  Category: PDC / Surveillance
  Qty available: 4
  Offered by: Alan-Y-SMT-1 (#425242)
  Current bid: 98cr
  Item location: DZT Sector (map)
  Delivery: Rail Mail, Personal Pickup
  Payment accepted: ME 
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  Malfeasance Control Devices—16 ITEMS!
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   Proximity Control System 
  Proximity Control System 
   
   
  Are you having trouble keeping your 
  Troubleshooters from wandering off? Do they 
  go where they aren’t supposed to, or scatter 
  under ﬁ re? Your best remedy is the Proximity 
  Control System. Clamp a Proximity Control 
  Belt onto each of your Troubleshooters and 
  code a maximum acceptable distance into 
  the belt-mounted Proximity Control Unit. Now 
  anyone who goes too far away gets himself 
  an educational zap of electricity! Includes 
  one Proximity Control Unit and six Proximity 
  Control Belts.
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Group / Restrictive
  Qty available: 500
  Offered by: Treasonous Activity 
  Anticipators (a licensed 
  HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 600cr
  Item location: MMR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, HPD&MC licensed credits
  Comment on this item:
  Funny how the controller blends right into the belt. You could probably swap belts 
  with the team leader without anyone noticing until it was too late.—Alvin6804
  Tried to set the range to 1.5 meters, but no luck. It’s digital. 1m or 2m, nothing in between. And 1m isn’t an option, it gets realllly crowded that 
  way.—Lakshminaraya-Y
  Customers who bought Proximity Control System also bought: 
  HappyShock! Neurowhip
  GM ONLY! RED. 700cr. Clamp the Proximity Control Unit onto a Proximity Control Belt, and it synchs up with all Proximity Control Belts 
  in the set. Whenever a Belt leaves the permitted range from its Control Unit, the Belt administers a small, nondebilitating 
  warning shock to the wearer lasting one round. If the wearer remains beyond range in the next round, the shock grows into a steady, debilitating 
  electric charge; the wearer must make a successful Violence roll to avoid being Snafued for that round. Later rounds outside the permissible range 
  produce the same effect, except failing the Violence roll means the wearer is stunned for that round. The range can be set from 0 to 100 meters 
  with a simple twist of a knob. It can be tempting to set the range to 0, but because the controller’s belt is also a Proximity Control Belt belonging 
  to the set, its wearer gets shocked too! Long-term exposure to the belt’s shocking effects can lead to organic damage…unless the batteries run 
  out. A successful Hardware roll can disable a Proximity Control Belt or sabotage the Control Unit in creative and interesting ways. (Eric Minton)
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  citizens suffering Probation. A McD enforces the 
  citizen’s good behavior and loyalty.]
  
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   CalmLink Armband 
  CalmLink Armband 
   
   
  Chemical enhancement armband. Used once, like new. Comes with full tank.
  Comment on this item:
  Be careful about the security interlock. If you’re not careful, this’ll inject you with air, which is 
  actually pretty dangerous. And of course you wouldn’t want this to happen to your teammates, 
  either…—Qwik/E
  Customers who bought CalmLink Armband also bought: 
  CryptoGranola Snak Pak
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 50cr. This heavy brass armband ﬁ ts snugly around the 
  wearer’s bicep. Once attached, it cannot be removed except by special 
  tools or massive force. It’s designed to stop treason by preventing unhappy thoughts; whenever 
  the wearer’s blood pressure gets too high, the band injects a cocktail of gelgernine, qualine, visomorpain and xynonull, leaving him in a blissful 
  haze for a scene. The wearer can still act, groggily, but feels utterly happy with the whole gosh-darn wonderful world. The drug tank can easily be 
  opened and reﬁ lled with any drug you like; Troubleshooters often prefer combat drugs like thymoglandin, or something harmless like water. This 
  requires a Hardware roll to remove signs of tampering. Internal Security is never utterly happy with citizens who tamper with gosh-darn wonderful 
  Malfeasance Control Devices. (Eric Minton)
   Cellophane Jumpsuit 
  Cellophane Jumpsuit 
   
   
  This handsome jumpsuit ﬂ atters your ﬁ gure like nothing else! See-through materials 
  showcase your ﬁ nest physical attributes. Includes belt and boots of hi-grade transplas. 
  Tinted to your clearance speciﬁ cations in a number of exquisite pastel shades, including 
  Charcoal, Blush, Warm Orange, Luminous Gold and Algal Green. Endure your probation 
  in style!
  Comment on this item:
  Don’t get stuck with one of these if you’re off your hormone suppressants!—Greg/M
  Customers who bought Cellophane Jumpsuit also bought:
  Darkﬁ eld Generator
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 25cr. Assigned to citizens caught in possession of illegal or stolen goods. Totally transparent, aside from the 
  faint color tint. Conceals nothing. (Eric Minton)
   Communism-Sensitive Interlock Deactivator 
  Communism-Sensitive Interlock Deactivator 
   
   
  The CSID ensures individuals with known Communist tendencies do not abuse assigned 
  equipment. Where records of Communist activities indicate a threat to a piece of 
  equipment, just attach the CSID unit. The CSID is one-size-ﬁ ts-all and can be installed on 
  anything from a laser pistol to a warbot. Small and light, the CSID hardly ever interferes 
  with proper functioning—providing it detects no Communist intent.
  How does it know? The CSID samples blood, breath and neural waves through three 
  clearly labelled tubes afﬁ xed to one side. A pinprick to the ﬁ nger provides blood; a sharp 
  exhalation into the second tube provides the breath sample; and the third tube is held to 
  the forehead for two seconds for a passive neural scan.
  The CSID combines these cutting-edge analytical criteria in a complex meta-Boolean 
  algorithm. If it detects Communist intent, it instantly locks out the attached equipment, 
  rendering it completely inoperative until reset. When the CSID initiates a lockout, it can only be removed and reset by approved 
  personnel.
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Individual / Mood Altering
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Wanda-Y
  Current bid: 48cr
  Item location: Residential Block 
  43, CFG Sector (map)
  Delivery: Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  METro Checks, Unlicensed credits, 
  Ordnance-licensed credits
  Category: Clothing / 
  Malfeasance Control
  Qty available: 2,375
  Offered by: FallCycleFashions HPD 
  (a licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: None
  Item location: PON Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, 
  Daycycle Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Multi-Purpose / Electronic
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Number Six
  Current bid: 500cr
  Item location: HOL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  
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  Comment on this item:
  They put a CSID on my cubicle door, and now I can’t get out! Help!—Jack309
  Can this be used as evidence in accusations of treason? Can it defend me when I shoot a guy full of photons?—Bill-O
  Customers who bought Communism Sensitive Interlock Deactivator also bought:
  Heavy-Duty Titanium-Tip Crowbar
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 200cr. The device’s accuracy in detecting Communism is shaky indeed, and it is just as likely to lock out a 
  device if the individual tested has (say) drunk B3 in the last hour and has a mild cold. Whenever a CSID-ﬁ tted device is 
  used, make a Power roll to determine whether it locks or not, modiﬁ ed for drama and humor. In Straight games the device is experimental, more 
  costly (2,000+cr), and has occasional ﬁ ts of almost-accuracy—just enough to make people uneasy when it’s triggered, rather than writing it off 
  as useless. (Paul Baldowski)
   HappyShock! Personal Trainer 
  HappyShock! Personal Trainer 
   
   
  Have you ever experienced TREASONOUS THOUGHTS? Have you ever felt the need 
  to SUBVERT the inﬁ nitely compassionate directives of FRIEND COMPUTER? Do you 
  sometimes want to KILL PEOPLE and BLOW UP VALUABLE MERCHANDISE?
  Not any more! This brilliant piece of R&D technology senses treasonous urges and KILLS 
  them through the BENEVOLENT POWER OF ELECTROSHOCK! Advanced biofeedback 
  circuits detect those urges and deliver 2,000 VOLTS OF HAPPINESS directly to your 
  autonomous nervous system! Soon your treacherous brain will abandon all of its COMMIE 
  CONDITIONING and return to the love of Friend Computer you so dearly miss! Absorbent 
  terrycloth fabric soaks up blood!
  NOTE: This sale also includes a can of BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE for every 
  HappyShock! Personal Trainer sold! Don’t miss out! BUY NOW!!!
  Comment on this item:
  These make great Power Day gifts!—Sunny-B
  I wouldn’t strap one of these suckers on for a million credits, but if you don’t mind getting your hands dirty, you can rewire them for all sorts 
  of fun! Those batteries really pack a kick. Just don’t let anyone from IntSec or R&D see you with a disassembled one, they get all cranky.—
  AlgaeBurn
  Customers who bought HappyShock! Personal Trainer also bought:
  Bot-O-9-Tails Flagellation Unit
  MyndWype Tablets
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 50cr. The HappyShock! Personal Trainer is a sweatband with electrodes at the temples. Twisty cables 
  connect to a heavy belt-hung battery. In times of fear, stress and guilt, the Trainer blasts its wearer with electric shocks to 
  the brain, on the grounds that only traitors suffer 
  such emotions in happy Alpha Complex. When 
  the wearer is in a stressful situation—as if that 
  could ever happen—roll some dice and then 
  declare how much damage the wearer takes. 
  The wearer may be Snafued, vaporized or 
  anything in between, depending on your whim. 
  The wearer may also suffer from temporary 
  or permanent memory loss. If anyone says 
  anything about armor, laugh. Note: PCs with 
  the Electroshock mutation are immune to this 
  item’s effects. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Individual / Experimental
  Qty available: 2,000
  Offered by: Sandy-R
  Current bid: 6cr
  Item location: Storage Room 12, 
  Corridor 774, BXB Sector (map)
  Delivery: Jackobot Delivery, 
  Pneumatic Courier Express
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  
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   LegLock Command Braces 
  LegLock Command Braces 
   
   
  An excellent way to keep your subordinates where you can see them. LegLock accepts 
  your voice print, then responds to your commands only. No more running away, no more 
  sneaking off, no more charging into combat at just the wrong moment. Once LegLock 
  goes on, it won’t come off until you want it to. In excellent condition, almost entirely free 
  of bloodstains.
  Comment on this item:
  These things don’t have stabilizers. If you’re unbalanced when they lock up, you fall over and you 
  can’t get up. Worse, you need your team leader to get them off, so if he dies you’re out of luck. At that 
  point, I’d recommend a hottorch. And lots of burn cream for after.—GunnerJane
  All you need is a good voice synthesizer to override the voice print reader.—MemoMaxine
  Customers who bought LegLock Command Braces also bought: 
  VIOLET Laser Pistol Barrel
  GM ONLY! RED. 100cr. These shiny cybernetic braces, each with a blinking digital readout, lock snugly onto the wearer’s legs. 
  Once set to recognize a voiceprint (usually that of the team leader or loyalty ofﬁ cer), they only recognize that voice 
  until reprogrammed. The joints on the braces seize up immovably when that voice says ‘stop’, and only release when that voice says ‘go’. A 
  character can modify the voiceprint with a successful Security Systems or Operating Systems check, but this also requires a Hacking check to 
  avoid alerting Internal Security. The braces only release when the assigned voice says the factory-set, randomly generated 27-digit release code. 
  (Eric Minton)
   Loyalty Exoskeleton 
  Loyalty Exoskeleton 
   
  Make sure an insubordinate subordinate follows instructions to the letter. This exoskeleton 
  moves the wearer around like a puppet. Comes with a simple hand-held command console 
  with limb control buttons, trigger ﬁ nger toggle and overall movement joystick.
  Warning: All treasonous actions performed by, and injuries suffered by, the wearer of an 
  active Loyalty Exoskeleton are the responsibility of the controller!
  Comment on this item:
  What happens if it gets wet? Does it short out? Does it electrocute the guy wearing it?—Joe-R
  try it and see!—concrete402
  Customers who bought Loyalty Exoskeleton also bought: 
  Stop-Hitting-Yourself! Gloves
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 600cr. Range 20m. Flip a switch on the control box to take over the wearer’s movements. Making the wearer 
  successfully accomplish a task involving precision, like climbing a wall or hitting someone with a weapon, requires a 
  Violence or Fine Manipulation roll, not to mention complicated button pushes like a video console ﬁ ghting game. The wearer can make Violence or 
  Unarmed Combat rolls to override the exoskeleton with brute strength; success allows the wearer to take a single action. The control box sometimes 
  suffers from signal loss like a cheap cellphone. Control may 
  switch unpredictably between controller to wearer.
  The exoskeleton’s range of movement matches the normal 
  human range, preventing it from snapping the wearer’s joints. 
  Nonetheless, it can have the wearer shoot himself or punch 
  himself to death. GMs seeking guidance about the controller’s 
  range of commands may look to the Puppeteer mutant power 
  description in the PARANOIA XP rulebook. The control unit 
  and exoskeleton both record all commands issued by the 
  controller; IntSec examines these after every mission, and may 
  sometimes gently discourage abuse. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Personal / Overrides
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Willow-G
  Current bid: 444cr
  Item location: AAE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  Category: Malfeasance Control / 
  Individual / Censors and Limiters
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Gladys-Y
  Current bid: 90cr
  Item location: FMO Sector (map)
  Delivery: Rail Mail, Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  
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   Magnetic Braces 
  Magnetic Braces 
   
  Got a teammate who just won’t stop yakking? Sick of your hygiene ofﬁ cer’s long, boring 
  lectures about gingivitis? Clamp a pair of these babies in his mouth and you’re in control 
  of his babbling! It’s a Mute button for windbags.
  Comment on this item:
  It’s also useful for those hard-to-chew energy bars.—Fit450
  Customers who bid on Magnetic Braces also viewed: 
  Restroom Break Reduction Plugs
  GM ONLY! RED. 200cr. These magnetic Braces From Hell come with an ON/OFF remote 
  control. Turning them ON activates a magnetic ﬁ eld, locking the wearer’s 
  jaw shut. The user’s player must speak all in-character dialogue while gritting his teeth. Turning 
  them OFF disables the magnetic ﬁ eld. If they are turned ON while the user is talking, he must make 
  a Violence roll. If he fails, he also got his tongue stuck between the braces and the player must speak all in-character dialogue while pinching his 
  tongue between his teeth. The magnetic attraction is not strong enough to bite his tongue in half, though it might go numb from blood loss.
  The magnetic ﬁ eld is self-contained and doesn’t attract small metal objects nearby—usually. Malfunction: The magnetic ﬁ eld ﬂ uctuates rapidly, 
  making a nice impression of the chattering teeth gag. (Jeff Groves)
   OrthoGold File Manager v5.02 
  OrthoGold File Manager v5.02 
  Used to discourage ﬁ lesharing. OrthoGold sits on your PDC and watches out for illegally 
  shared ﬁ les. When it spots one, it deletes it and sends a warning to IntSec. Each month 
  without ﬁ lesharing nets you an Ofﬁ cial Commendation! This is the most recent version, 
  but you can get free patches at http://RED.orthogold.intsec.ibf/ﬁ lemanager/downloads/
  patches.index or on most of the Gray Subnets.
  Comment on this item:
  easy workaround: download via other terminal and copy to disk. orthogold only checks online 
  downloads. great source of ofﬁ cial commendations.—phonetag
  Customers who bought OrthoGold File Manager v5.02 also bought: 
  OrthoGold File Manager v5.02/A
  GM ONLY! RED. 25cr. OrthoGold’s advanced heuristic algorithms scan all incoming 
  ﬁ les to determine if they come from legal addresses. This usually blocks all 
  ﬁ lesharing attempts, but legal addresses can be spoofed with a successful Software, Hacking or Operating Systems check, fooling the system. 
  On rare occasions, the overzealous software ﬂ ags and deletes ﬁ les from legal addresses, including messages from teammates, brieﬁ ng ofﬁ cers 
  and The Computer. (Eric Minton)
   Pedestrian Active Cruise Control 
  Pedestrian Active Cruise Control 
  Back in stock! Improve your arrival times and prevent tardiness with the PACC. Fits 
  over ankles and taps into nervous system, allowing sophisticated AI to control direction 
  and speed of your movement. Accesses continuous real-time pedestrian trafﬁ c data to 
  keep you from those corridor bottlenecks. Even accesses maps above your security 
  clearance—but it only directs your legs where to go, so there’s no treason! Input your 
  destination and arrival time into the PACC with your PDC, and let your legs get you there 
  early for a change!
  Comment on this item:
  Never, ever put on only one of these things.—ddh_princess 
  Customers who bought Pedestrian Active Cruise Control also bought:
  Magnetic Anchor
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Individual / Noise Pollution
  Qty available: 8
  Offered by: PAC Sector R&D Labs
  Current bid: 40cr
  Item location: PAC Sector Citizens’ 
  Hospital & Reclamation Center (map)
  Delivery: Personal pickup, PLC 
  Moderately Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  McD-licensed plasticreds
  Category: Malfeasance Control / 
  Tardiness and Truancy Correction
  Qty available: 30
  Offered by: Pedi-ﬁ cient CPU (a 
  licensed CPU service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 419cr
  Item location: Nothing But Boots 
  PLC store, WLG Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express, RailMail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  IntSec-licensed credits
  Category: Software / PDC / 
  Malfeasance Control
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: multispeed90 (34)
  Current bid: 14cr
  Item location: CRC Sector (map)
  Delivery: C-mail
  Payment accepted: METro 
  Checks, Plasticreds, Trade 
  for music and vid ﬁ les
  
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  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 500cr. A pair of thick ankle weights with ﬂ ashing lights on the outside and one spike on the inside. The PACC 
  uses a CPU database of pedestrian trafﬁ c, corridor accidents and sector maps to determine the best walking path from 
  the current location to the input destination. The database is only updated sporadically, so characters can be forced to walk down a BLUE corridor 
  or into long-abandoned areas (the Underplex). The PACC always keeps a character one meter from other citizens to prevent ‘trafﬁ c accidents’, 
  even if this means dancing a merry jig down a hallway. Depending on the input arrival time, the PACC may force the wearer into a leisurely stroll 
  or full sprint. A successful Violence check is required to remove the PACC while moving. Malfunction: The PACC takes the character to the busiest 
  corridor ever and tries to walk against trafﬁ c. (Bill O’Dea)
   Say-No-Evil Speech Censor 
  Say-No-Evil Speech Censor 
   
   
  Clones can say the stupidest things. Avoid wasteful terminations with this mobile speech 
  sensor! Attached to the throat, the censor monitors the wearer’s vocal chords for matches in 
  a growing library of 4,520,442 treasonous words. Once detected, the censor overrides the 
  wearer’s voice and replaces treasonous speech with helpful and loyal phrases. Strap only 
  opens to ﬁ ngerprint of GREEN Clearance or higher. Why bug when you can prevent!
  Comment on this item:
  This has saved me from Buy Crunchee Cold Fun Curlz, now with 25% more algae! a lot of needless 
  Test drive the new G-type Autocar 14 DX today! clone replacements.—Peter-R-NEJ-4
  Customers who bought Say-No-Evil Speech Censor also bought:
  Hear-No-Evil Auditory Flaps  
  See-No-Evil Eye Drops
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 500cr. 
  This small black 
  box with two lights on the front and a small, 
  thick throat strap prevents a character 
  from saying anything treasonous. It costs 
  the service ﬁ rm a lot to maintain the word 
  library, so the ﬁ rm accepts advertisements 
  to help cover costs. Characters become 
  walking endorsements for a variety of Alpha 
  Complex products and services. Throat 
  strap cannot be cut by anything less than 
  a tablesaw. Player determines when to roll 
  on the Sample ads table. GM can veto or 
  demand rolls as well, and award Perversity 
  for well-timed censorship. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Treason / Verbal Treason 
  / Standards and Practices
  Qty available: 9
  Offered by: No Clone Left Behind 
  Re-Education Camps (a licensed 
  Internal Security service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 750cr
  Item location: UUD Sector 
  IntSecMart (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package 
  Transit, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
  Sample ads (roll 1d20)
  1
  ‘RailRider—the FAST way to ride!’
  2
  ‘Subscribe to Botspotters Monthly!’
  3
  ‘Fun-loving citizens drink ParteeTym. Do you?’
  4
  ‘Drink NearBeer now, for that NearBeer taste!’
  5
  ‘FallCycleFashions! For the well-dressed citizen!’
  6
  ‘No time for lunch? There’s always time for VitaYum!’
  7
  ‘Suck on a HappyPop! Now with 50% more gelgernine!’
  8
  ‘Ask me how I can save you up to 30% on clone insurance!’
  9
  ‘TREASON! The Board Game! Available at your local PLC branch.’
  10
  ‘NiceLife Icey! If it tasted any colder, you’d need a prosthetic tongue!’
  11
  ‘Spice up your desk life! Charlie-B’s Cimmonon Spicy Scent Diffuser!’
  12
  ‘Enjoy the SimuLazer Fun Set! Now 25% off in Sectors GGN and GRG!’
  13
  ‘Be safe. Be secure. The new Personal Attack Alarm from Consolidated Safety.’
  14
  ‘Tired of waiting in line? Get a geniune QueueBot, and enjoy yourself elsewhere!’
  15
  ‘Have you documented your joyous mood? Get a Joyometer today, and be secure in your happiness.’
  16
  ‘ONEDAY, ONEDAY, ONEDAY! BZT Sector Omniplex, THRILL TO FUSION-BURNING FUNNYBOTS, VROOM VROOM. 
  10 creds pays for 10 square centimeters of seat but you’ll only need THE PART YOU ARE STANDING ON!’
  17-18
  [sung to the best of the wearer’s ability] ‘Scrubby…the Scrubot…is my good friend. / When he…assists me…I wish the day 
  won’t end! / If I…feel lonely…or don’t know what to do, / Scrubby…the Scrubot…prevents my feeling blue!’
  [spoken rapidly] ‘Scrubby the Scrubot has no effect upon BLUE Clearance or lack thereof. Failure to properly interpret 
  metaphors in advertising is insubordination. All warranties explicitly denied.’
  19-20
  ‘ALL TOGETHER NOW!
  What’ll get your quarters clean?
  BacPacVac! BacPacVac!
  What’s the latest new machine?
  BacPacVac! BacPacVac!
  For sucking up the dirt you’ve seen,
  BacPacVac! BacPacVac!
  And all the grime that’s in between!
  BacPacVac! BacPacVac! BACPACVAC!’
  
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   Shocking Grip! 
  Shocking Grip! 
   
   
  Troubleshooters with itchy trigger ﬁ ngers can damage the integrity of [DELETED]% of 
  missions. Lots of Malfeasance Control Devices prevent laser-happy clones from pulling 
  those triggers, but sometimes that’s not enough. Once the guns come out, the resulting 
  dissension can lower happiness levels and interfere with mission integrity—even if no 
  one ﬁ res a weapon.
  Our solution? Don’t let those lasers get drawn at all! Our new product, Shocking Grip!, 
  delivers a cheerful warning shock whenever the owner’s hand strays too close. Adjustable 
  to ﬁ t most available pistol grips. Disengages by remote control or by voice command from a 
  single reprogrammable voiceprint. This is a must-have item for experienced Troubleshooter 
  Team Leaders and Loyalty Ofﬁ cers. Get one today!
  Comment on this item:
  Reprogramming the voice control takes a bit of work, but it’s worth it to see the expression on 
  your team leader’s face when you drill him between the eyes.—CircuitBored
  Why bother reprogramming? Disabling the shock circuit is a piece of FunCake.—fragmaster
  Disabling the circuit is easy. Doing it without triggering the tamper alarm is harder.—
  CircuitBored
  Customers who bought Shocking Grip! also bought:
  Shocking Grip! Short-Range Remote Control
  CableMaster Rubberized Gauntlets
  SkinLike! Flesh-Colored Gloves
  GM ONLY! RED. 140cr. Once it’s been strapped onto a pistol and activated, the grip gives a nasty shock to anyone touching it without 
  protective gear. The stunned wearer twitches and writhes on the ﬂ oor for one round. Wisps of smoke and burning hair 
  are optional extras. (Eric Minton)
   Teamwork Trainer Device 
  Teamwork Trainer Device 
   
   
  One thing is certain—citizens who don’t learn to work as a team are destined for summary 
  execution. Looking to avoid this waste of resources? Try the Teamwork Trainer Device! 
  Simply close one cylinder around each team member’s ankle, then have them stand so 
  the cylinders touch. Magnetic locks close each device and connect it to one other cylinder. 
  Opens only to voice commands of YELLOW Clearance or higher—just say ‘Teamwork’ 
  to turn two legs into one! It forces the teammates to work together just to walk! The users 
  learn teamwork if it kills them! Includes four devices for linking up to four citizens.
  Comment on this item:
  Worked for me. Couldn’t get these little vatslimes to stop arguing. After I slapped a device around 
  their ankles, they tripped and fell into a reactor core. No more arguing.—Kim-G-PWL-3
  Remember what magnets can do to data storage, kiddies!—Leopardspots33
  Customers who bought Teamwork Trainer Device also bought:
  Concentrate Or I’ll Kill You! Inspirational Wall Poster
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 150cr for four cylinders. These tall cylinders have ‘Teamwork!’ written on the side. Creates a ‘three-legged 
  race’ situation between two wearers (or a ‘ﬁ ve-legged race’ with four wearers). Walking slowly is no problem, but running 
  and other complicated activities require an Agility (or Violence) check for each character in the link. If any single character fails, all of them fall 
  to the ground and are Snafued next round. Locks open/close to any citizen listed as YELLOW or higher in The Computer’s databases. Upon 
  malfunction, the locks need a welding torch to open (in Straight games) or the magnetic locks attract any loose metal such as knives, scrubots, 
  etc. (Classic and Zap). (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Malfeasance Control / 
  Learning Tools / Teamwork
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: No Citizen Left Behind 
  Re-Education Camps (a licensed 
  Internal Security service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 134cr
  Item location: PGN Sector 
  IntSec Warehouse (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package 
  Transit, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, IntSec-licensed credits
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Ordnance / Preventive
  Qty available: 255
  Offered by: Negative 
  Armament (a licensed Internal 
  Security service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 40cr
  Item location: Storage Access 
  Kiosk 56F, PLC Megaplex, 
  LME Sector (map)
  Delivery: RailMail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
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  Traitor Tether 
   
  Never let a suspected traitor out of your sight with the Traitor Tether. Harness ﬁ ts 
  all standard-sized clones and only unlocks to your tongue print. Cord connects to a 
  comfortable belt with an ISO3900 carabiner for easy lock/unlock. Cord comes in three 
  lengths: 8 meters, 10 meters and 15 meters. Specify length when you win.
  Comment on this item:
  Fits jackobots too. Tied one up and pushed it over the CAA Sector bridge. Stupid bot bounced 
  up and down for almost half an hour! Made great target practice.—franknst13nd13s 
  Customers who bought Traitor Tether also bought:
  ISO3900-Compatible Autocar Hitch
  GM ONLY! RED. 100cr. The harness, belt and cord connecting the two cannot be cut without a BLUE-Clearance UltraTorch or some 
  other high-energy cutting device. The carabiner is easily removed and attached to hooks, railings, etc. The cord is highly 
  elastic and stretches to double normal length before snapping back with considerable force. If two characters are connected by this and want to 
  go in different directions (or are forced to by gravity), they each make a Violence check. The character with the larger margin of success stays 
  put, while the other is Snafued and ﬂ ies towards the ﬁ rst character; if both fail, they ﬂ y toward each other and collide in the middle. Malfunction: 
  The cord gets stuck on some bit of Alpha Complex such as an elevator door, docbot, Vulture, etc. (Bill O’Dea)
   Treason Announcement Device 9000 
  Treason Announcement Device 9000 
   
   
  Do your teammates get themselves into too much trouble? Do you have treasonous 
  impulses you can’t control? Have no fear—the Treason Announcement Device 9000 
  is here! TAD 9000 keeps an eye out for treason! TAD 9000 always speaks up about 
  treasonous intent! Good citizens deserve to know about bad inclinations, and TAD 9000 
  gives them the warnings they need!
  The winning bidder receives one Treason Announcement Device 9000. Battery not 
  included. No refunds.
  Comment on this item:
  Is there any way to get this thing to shut up?—Dave-R
  I’m sorry, but I can’t do that, Dave-R.—TAD9000
  So that’s what that thing was. I saw a Troubleshooter arguing with the TAD 9000. ‘It was a grenade!’—‘But that’s still littering. THIS CITIZEN 
  IS LITTERING…AGAIN!’—Bill-O
  Customers who viewed Treason Announcement Device 9000 also viewed:
  QuietJoy Earplugs
  GM ONLY! RED. 600cr. The Treason Announcement Device 9000 helmet is studded with cameras and speakers. It contains a simple 
  bot brain. Once informed of the infractions committed by its wearer, the bot watches for situations in which the wearer might 
  backslide into treasonous behavior and reminds him to avoid such opportunities. Likewise, it loudly announces the wearer’s past infractions to 
  passing citizens at every opportunity. Like many examples of Tech Services bot maintenance, the Treason Announcement Device 9000 may suffer 
  from ineffective formatting of data records. Having been used on dozens 
  of traitorous citizens, it may have moments of confusion—especially 
  after being exposed to electromagnetic emissions—when the offenses 
  announced are not the wearer’s. Likewise, a clever Troubleshooter may 
  use Bot Programming to alter its memory, reducing or enhancing the 
  severity of the malfeasance. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Individual / Restrictive
  Qty available: 43
  Offered by: Treasonous Activity 
  Anticipators (a licensed 
  HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 98cr
  Item location: MMR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Illuminati Nightcycle 
  Express, Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, HPD&MC-licensed credits
  Category: Malfeasance Control 
  / Individual / Preventive
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: MacCyber (a licensed 
  Technical Services service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 459cr
  Item location: PLC Depot 
  4, UNR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
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   Treason-Free Speech Limiter 
  Treason-Free Speech Limiter 
   
   
  The Treason-Free Speech Limiter is designed to limit the speech options of suspected 
  traitors to a list of approved words. This device is often worn by citizens who are on 
  probation for traitorous or seditious speech. It ﬁ ts snugly over the mouth, nose and throat, 
  and completely mutes any vocalizations made by the wearer. A speaker mounted over the 
  wearers mouth will synthesize any of the 100 approved words the Limiter is programmed 
  with, at the press of a button on the attached control unit.
  This unit is programmed with the following approved word list:
   a
   agree
   all
   an
   and
   are
   as
   at
   be
   bot
  by
   call
   clearance
   cold
   come
   computer
   could
   did
   do
   down
  each
   envelope
   ﬁ nd
   ﬁ ve
   for
   form
   four
   friend
   from
   fun
  get
   go
   happy
   has
   have
   he
   help
   him
   his
   hot
  I
   in
   infrared
   is
   it
   its
   laser
   left
   license
   like
  long
   look
   made
   make
   many
   may
   mission
   more
   my
   nine
  nougat
   now
   of
   on
   one
   or
   orders
   out
   red
   right
  see
   sir
   six
   some
   terminate
   than
   that
   the
   their
   them
  these
   they
   this
   three
   time
   to
   traitor
   two
   up
   use
  volunteer
   was
   we
   will
   with
   would
   yes
   you
   your
   zero
  The unit is also thoughtfully equipped with:
  � A ‘medication lock’, enabling the wearer to ingest liquid and solid medication and pharmatherapy
  � An Armored connector cable, preventing the control unit from being easily separated from the Limiter
  � A plastic feeding straw with bendo-ridge action, allowing the wearer to eat and drink any liquid or near-liquid food or beverage 
  while wearing the limiter (including both Hot and Cold Fun!)
  Use of the Treason-Free Speech Limiter for periods of greater than two weeks is not recommended for citizens of Clearance 
  ORANGE and above.
  Comments on this item:
  If you ever have to wear one of these—and you should hope this never comes to pass—whatever else happens, DO NOT lose the straw!—Paul-
  R-PHO-2
  I’ve equipped all of my clerks with these. The increase in efﬁ ciency has been startling!—Joseph-G-MRT-1
  I BE DOWN. I VOLUNTEER TO USE THIS. NOW IT IS ON ALL THE TIME. I WILL TERMINATE SOME ONE FOR THIS.—Matt-GRY-2
  Customers who bought Treason-Free Speech Limiter also bought:
  Dynomint ﬂ avored chapstick
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 500cr. The Treason-Free Speech Limiter completely blocks the wearer’s mouth and nose, rendering him entirely 
  mute. One hundred tiny buttons are set in a palm-sized, handheld pushpad attached by thick armored wire (I3) to the 
  Speech Limiter. To communicate verbally, the wearer must use one hand (ﬁ ngernails work best, given the size of the buttons) to build sentences 
  using the 100 words programmed into the unit’s control. The wearer can use two hands to speak quickly. The device is quite sturdy, requiring 
  careful (or lethal) force to remove. If the straw is lost, the wearer can eat nothing larger than a single aspirin-sized medicine tablet. Near-liquid food 
  with solid chunks (like ChocoLumpy Cold Fun) permanently jams up the 
  straw. The straw is also very uncomfortable. It chafes. The word list has 
  unfortunate omissions, such as ‘seven’. And occasionally the volume 
  gets stuck at either extremely high or extremely low levels. Particularly 
  sadistic GMs (we know you’re out there!) make players wearing such a 
  device speak in an electronic monotone at all times. Don’t forget to have 
  Semantics Control drop by to chat with the wearer. (Ben Engelsberg)
  Category: Malfeasance Control / 
  Individual / Censors and Limiters
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Joseph-G-MRT-1
  Clearance: GREEN
  Current bid: 3031cr
  Item location: MRT Sector 
  PLC depot (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, 
  Courier, Transtube
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
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   Insta-Dorm Inﬂ atable Furniture Set
  Insta-Dorm Inﬂ atable Furniture Set    
   
  Never be caught without enough furniture 
  again. Insta-Dorm is a quick and easy 
  substitute for real furniture. You can cheaply 
  redo your apartment on an INFRARED 
  budget, or have a full set of furnishings 
  while on the go. Just toss an Insta-Dorm 
  cube on the ground, and you’re ready to 
  settle down!
  Proprietary MicroPump system inflates 
  each cube to a full-size piece of furniture in 
  seconds. UniCel structure increases comfort, 
  allowing furniture to conform to the shape 
  Category: Household / Furniture
  Qty available: 30
  Offered by: Robin-O-RGH-4
  Current bid: 7cr
  Item location: Residential Block 
  808, RGH Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, 
  Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, Plasticreds
  Comment on this item:
  Truly bizarre bazooka ammunition replacement. Try it!—Octobot
  Someone at the party gets stuck without a mattress.—hostess30
  Customers who bought Insta-Dorm Inﬂ atable Furniture Set also bought:
  Insta-Meal Inﬂ atable Food Cubes
  GM ONLY! RED. 100cr/box of 64 2cm cubes; box is 8cm (about three inches) on a side. Any sharp impact (vehicular accidents, 
  projectile weapon recoil, an overly exuberant pat on the back) causes a cube to inﬂ ate to full size within seconds. If the 
  bearer is struck by an unexpected shock, call for a Power roll; failure means all of the cubes start inﬂ ating at once. Because each piece of furniture 
  is basically a big balloon, it tends to drift aimlessly across the ﬂ oor if not secured. Puncturing one causes it to zip around randomly as it deﬂ ates. 
  In Zap games, the furniture is ﬁ lled with hydrogen, which explodes if set aﬂ ame (O3M energy). (Eric Minton)
  QUIKLINKS
  AdSuit 
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  BacPacVac 
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  Bedew Handwash 
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  Biometric Changer 
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  Eyeshutters 
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  False-Color Enhancer Goggles 
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  Flame-Retardant Undergarment 
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  Foamcrete Spray 
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  FORMica Floor Tiles (400-pack) 
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  Fresh Foam 
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  Hair-OFF 
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  HeliumTeela Boots 
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  Hygiene Attachment Kit 
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  HypnoCard 
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  Insta-Dorm Inﬂ atable Furniture Set 
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  Instant Hygiene Grenade 
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  Jelly Head 
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  Joyometer 
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  Matter Printer 
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  MemoMax Emergency Upload Helmet 
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  Power/Data Tap Positioning System 
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  Pre-owned Brevet Badges 
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  SmartPaper 
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  Tattoo-U Indelible Markers 
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  Visual Encirculator 
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  of your body. Dissolves in soapy water for easy disposal. Each box comes with 30 
  chairs, ﬁ ve tables and 29 mattresses, enough for most any party or event. Available 
  in Basic Black and Radiant Red. Please indicate your color preference and clearance 
  with order.
  
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   AdSuit 
  AdSuit 
   
  Welcome to the money-making opportunity of a lifetime! The AdSuit coverall employs 
  state-of-the-art ﬁ beroptic weaving to display animated advertising content from any one 
  of BubbleCom’s hundreds of service ﬁ rm clients. Pick up an AdSuit and get paid just for 
  wearing it! AdSuit rental contingent upon security check by BubbleCom. Renter liable 
  for all damage to AdSuit.
  Comment on this item:
  I like being able to get my money back after just wearing it for a day, but does it have to be so 
  pink? The guardbots are giving me some very scary looks.—Trevor-R
  Just takes a bit of hacking to broadcast a background blue glow. Or orange, yellow, etc. C-mail 
  me 100 creds and I’ll send you the code.—VatVatVat
  Funniest thing ever is when you hack someone’s datastream so his suit broadcasts commie propaganda! Man, that left me laughing for 
  days!—CloneZone
  Customers who bought AdSuit also bought:
  QuietJoy Earplugs
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 100cr (refundable on return of jumpsuit). Shining images and ad copy scroll across the surface of this glossy 
  pink jumpsuit, while a belt buckle-mounted speaker incessantly broadcasts tinny advertising jingles. BubbleCom deposits 
  10cr per hour of active daytime use into the wearer’s account. The credits are licensed only to purchase items from BubbleCom’s sponsors. The 
  AdSuit has built-in passive RFID tags that BubbleCom uses to track the wearer’s movements. If the wearer sits still too long, or ventures into 
  deserted areas or Outdoors, this automatically deactivates the credit transfer until the wearer returns to travel in public areas. (Internal Security is 
  rumored to monitor the ﬁ rm’s locator signals.) If the jumpsuit is damaged or destroyed, BubbleCom charges the wearer 1,000cr. (Eric Minton)
   BacPacVac 
  BacPacVac 
   
   
  Welcome! I am selling an authentic KleenFactory BacPacVac. This marvelous vacuum 
  cleaner is in very good condition, showing only slight normal wear and a few scratches 
  on the casing. Gets rid of dust, dirt, sand, grit, gravel, detritus and all manner of debris. 
  Stores vacuumed trash in plastic bags lined with LeadLike to avoid contamination. Comes 
  with an assortment of specialized vacuum heads, including paper shredder and crevice 
  tool. I am selling off a number of useful household appliances, see my other auctions 
  for details.
  Comment on this item:
  Really does a number on dust and grit. Of course, what I actually ordered was an XTREEM-
  BURN Heavy Flamethrower. Funny how they look alike, especially when you put stickers on the 
  vacuum cleaner that say ‘XTREEM-BURN Heavy Flamethrower’.—VultureBoi27
  Customers who bought BacPacVac also bought:
  XTREEM-BURN Heavy Flamethrower
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 250cr. This powerful (and 
  noisy) backpack-mounted vacuum, 
  which bears a striking resemblance to a ﬂ amethrower, can suck 
  up just about anything that’ll ﬁ t through a three-inch diameter 
  tube. The gun-like nozzle has a distressing tendency to suck 
  up random forms and papers from halfway across the room. 
  If you’re feeling generous, it can even suck up poison gases, 
  anthrax dust and other airborne hazards. In Zap play, the 
  nozzle and tube are expandable, and can inhale larger objects 
  such as chairs, bots and team leaders. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Clothing / Commercial
  Qty available: 18,420
  Offered by: BubbleCom HPD (a 
  licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 100cr
  Item location: Tower 4, BubbleCom 
  Executive Park, RGQ Sector (map)
  Delivery: Jackobot Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  Category: Hygiene / Vacuums
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Carol-G-MNT-1
  Current bid: 41cr
  Item location: Apartment 30, Kappa 
  Circle, DVR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Rail Mail, Deliverybot, 
  Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  METro Checks, Plasticreds
  
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   Bedew Handwash 
  Bedew Handwash 
  Cracked and painful skin? Grease and grime make it hard to pass the most basic of 
  cleanliness inspections? Normal soap leaving your hands sticky and smelling like an 
  INFRARED hygiene cubicle? Then look no further than the soothing, algae-based Bedew 
  handwash—now with a hint of Acidophizz. A small drop rubbed over the hands removes 
  dirt, grime and harmful bacteria, leaving your digits naturally fresh and moisturized.
  Comment on this item: 
  My hands are soft and smooth…can’t get enough of the stuff. If someone could just help me get 
  past the securescan to let me back into my dorm.—Hugh-Y
  Customers who bought Bedew Handwash also bought: 
  Bedew All-in-One Bodywash
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 30cr/bottle. This thick, clear moisturizing liquid does indeed remove all trace of ﬁ lth from skin. However, over 
  time it also removes ﬁ ngerprints and hand lines. After about a dozen applications of Bedew, the citizen can no longer 
  access anything through a palm scan, fails random IntSec ﬁ ngerprint inspections and loses a certain amount of natural grip when seeking to gain 
  traction while climbing. (Paul Baldowski)
   Biometric Changer 
  Biometric Changer 
   
  It’s even better than a universal key card! Attach ﬂ esh-colored diodes (they look like little 
  bandages) to 11 speciﬁ c points on your face, then clap twice to activate. Mild electric 
  impulses draw your facial muscles together so your face matches one of the four baseline 
  facial types used by biometric devices. Every door opens at your smile! Also fools face-
  recognition ﬁ lters in security cameras. Masks are a thing of the past! Map of 11 facial 
  points included.
  Comment on this item:
  Word of advice. Don’t ever turn this on while other people are watching or you’ll get labeled 
  Mutie of the Month.—Harris-O
  Customers who bought Biometric Changer also bought:
  Relacks Facial Massage Gel
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 3,200cr. Experimental (in Straight games). The diodes use electricity to stretch a face to resemble an 
  eigenface, a generic ‘protoface’ used as a built-in baseline by many biometric and face-recognition devices. Make a hidden 
  Category: Security / Face 
  Recognition / Personal
  Qty available: 4
  Offered by: ﬁ ddlerbot
  Current bid: 2,640cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit, 
  Illuminati Nightcycle Express
  Payment accepted: Payment++, 
  Unlicensed credits
  Category: Personal / Hygiene 
  / Miscellaneous
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Hamble
  Current bid: 2cr
  Item location: KDH Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  
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  Category: Eyewear / Enhancers
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: koolmint004
  Current bid: 101cr
  Item location: DRE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Red Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  Stealth/Disguise roll to see if the PC places the diodes correctly; they cannot be removed without removing the skin underneath. Two claps, or 
  any repeated distinct noises, activate the diodes. Changing the face only takes a few seconds but is as painful as getting a tooth pulled without 
  anesthesia. A failed Disguise roll means the PC’s new face matches no records in any database, and the face-recognition device notiﬁ es IntSec 
  of an intruder. Malfunction: The diodes turn on and stay on, and even the character’s closest acquaintances don’t recognize him. (Bill O’Dea)
   Eyeshutters 
  Eyeshutters 
   
   
  Sometimes just witnessing treason is enough to get your next clone activated. Avoid 
  unnecessary executions with Eyeshutters, new from Thought Surveyors! A tiny camera 
  in the goggles sends realtime video to a specially trained off-duty IntSec ofﬁ cer. An 
  ofﬁ cer who sees something treasonous activates the shutters to block out such disturbing 
  and possibly life-threatening scenes. When you’re asked ‘What did you see?’, you can 
  answer ‘Nothing’ and prove it! Please note: Subscription service of 10cr/day required for 
  activation.
  Comment on this item:
  Works just like they said it would. When my roommate tried rewiring the power in our dorm, I 
  didn’t see a thing. Now I got her bunk! Thanks, IntSec!—Notanarc
  Customers who bought Eyeshutters also bought:
  IntSec! Seasons 71 and 72
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 300cr plus 10cr/day. These goggles with tiny shutters on each lens work as advertised, although being blind 
  in a treasonous situation may not be ideal. Characters may still be held responsible for not doing something to stop the 
  treason, and fellow Troubleshooters may not like live video feeds to IntSec. In Zap style, there may be no IntSec ofﬁ cer on the receiving end; 
  instead, the blackouts are random. Malfunction: Shutters open and close at random times. (Bill O’Dea)
   False-Color Enhancer Goggles 
  False-Color Enhancer Goggles 
   
  These goggles are absolutely great! False-color imaging shows up all kinds of details 
  invisible to the naked eye. Not only have they helped me on the job in ﬁ xing lasers and 
  repairing autocars, but I also spotted my roommate’s cache of illegal drugs and unlicensed 
  credits! I sell to bidders with positive approval ratings only.
  Comment on this item:
  These are sooooooo trippy.—rick53887
  Customers who bought False-Color Enhancer Goggles also bought: 
  Extra-Retro Electro-Techno Audio Dance Mix
  GM ONLY! RED. 600cr. This heavy, glassy visor completely covers the wearer’s eyes. 
  Its cameras, spectrometers and radiometers analyze and display everything 
  in front of the wearer, blending textures, temperatures and electric charges into a paisley swirl of color. Once the wearer gets used to this display, 
  it may provide a bonus (at your discretion) to all Stealth or Knowledge skill checks involving careful, up-close examination. However, while wearing 
  the goggles the user is completely unable to determine the actual color of anything. (Eric Minton)
   Flame-Retardant Undergarment 
  Flame-Retardant Undergarment 
  Guaranteed to prevent you from catching on ﬁ re. Wore this once and walked through a ﬂ aming cafeteria with no harm! Previous 
  clone bought enough for my Troubleshooter team, but we never found our brieﬁ ng room. Backpack power supply ﬁ ts over all 
  standard-issue clothes. Instructions included.
  Comment on this item:
  Works great. Buy this before they’re all gone—Marshall-O-GGS-3 
  Category: Personal / 
  Treason Avoidance
  Qty available: 33
  Offered by: Thought Surveyors (a 
  licensed ﬁ rm of Internal Security)
  Current bid: 239cr
  Item location: BRI Sector Internal 
  Security Headquarters (map)
  Delivery: Rail Mail, Sector 
  Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, Payment++
  
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  Customers who bought Flame-Retardant Undergarment also bought:
  Bountiful Super-Absorbent Towels
  GM ONLY! RED. 250cr. This is long underwear with a hose connecting the neck to a 
  small bag of water—the ‘backpack power supply’. Capillary hoses run water 
  from the backpack to the spongy garment. Once worn, it becomes extremely wet and stays that 
  way for up to two hours. Water leaks from the sleeves and legs, and the wearer looks like he just 
  took a dip in a pool, but it does reduce ﬁ re damage by two levels. Wearer must make a successful 
  Violence/Agility check when performing complicated maneuvers (defusing bombs, shooting, walking 
  and talking at the same time), or he slips and falls. Instructions say, ‘Keep backpack full of water.’ 
  Malfunction: Water gushes from sleeves and legs. (Bill O’Dea)
   Foamcrete Spray 
  Foamcrete Spray 
   
   
  This is a great all-around helpful product! Unfortunately I bought too many cans and 
  have to unload the excess. Still sealed in original wrapping, never used! Nothing better 
  for patching holes, sealing leaks, smoothing rough spots and roughening slick areas! Will 
  refund your bid if you are not 100% satisﬁ ed.
  Comment on this item:
  Great for blocking up swinging doors. You can block sliding doors too, but it’s easier to knock 
  through the foamcrete that way.—ScaPeArTisTe
  Customers who bought Foamcrete Spray also bought:
  LeadLike Paint
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 50cr. Field weapon, O4W bio, three shots, no range. Each can contains enough foamcrete to cover a PC’s 
  limb. The spray expands to a half-inch layer of concrete when applied to a solid surface, then dries and hardens almost 
  instantly. Spraying the stuff into the air (as, for instance, when you miss your target) causes it to puff up into hundreds of little concrete beads that 
  clatter to the ground like marbles. When used to attack, a Wounded result indicates a layer of concrete has immobilized part of the target’s body. 
  You can use the Hit Location table in the PARANOIA XP rulebook to determine the affected body part. Malfunction: The nozzle gets twisted around 
  or a stray air current blows the wrong way; in either case, the user accidentally sprays himself. Treat this as an attack on the user. Remedy: None 
  (it’s not actually damaged, so there’s nothing to repair). (Eric Minton)
   FORMica Floor Tiles (400-pack) 
  FORMica Floor Tiles (400-pack) 
  FORMica: The Wonder Substance!
  Manufactured from recycled PLC forms, FORMica is tough, resilient, and inﬁ nitely moldable 
  for every possible dorm use. These FORMica tiles will stand up to even the heaviest load 
  without deforming or breaking, while their GlimmerGloss coating resists scrapes and cuts! 
  Each tile measures .25m length, .25m width and .0025m thickness. The back of each tile 
  has an InstaStik coating that adheres to any solid surface, letting you tile a room quickly 
  and easily. Now available in an assortment of bright, appealing colors, including Reﬂ ective 
  Red, Flat Crimson and Scarlet Swirl. Buy a 400-pack of FORMica Floor Tiles today!
  PLC and PermaKleen are not liable for any damages caused by use or misuse of this product.
  Comment on this item:
  Be careful, if you stick one onto your hand you may need a docbot to get it off.—Tamra-O
  Great for changing the clearance of a corridor, either to let you cross it or to keep nosy INFRAREDs 
  out of your business.—botbot214
  Floor tiles don’t actually change a ﬂ oor’s clearance. But I agree, it can be enough to fool guards 
  that don’t know the area.—Alexandra-G
  Category: Personal / Sealants
  Qty available: 24
  Offered by: Diane-O-DRR-2
  Current bid: 4cr
  Item location: Apartment 
  0187/B, Housing Unit 5060, 
  DRR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority 
  Delivery, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: METro 
  Checks, PayUp
  Category: Home / 
  Furnishings / Surfaces
  Qty available: 78,348
  Offered by: PermaKleen (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 50cr
  Item location: PLC Ancillary 
  Depot 2, GRX Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately Express 
  Mail Delivery, RailMail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
  Category: Clothing / Underwear 
  / Fire-Resistant
  Qty available: 6
  Offered by: Marshall-R-GGS-3
  Current bid: 300cr
  Item location: ASL Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC SupaExpress, 
  Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
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  Stick a few of these inside your jumpsuit and you’ve got instant armor! It’s better than kevlar!—KubiKill
  These really are made from recycled forms. And they haven’t even shredded them; scrape off the paint and you can read the forms underneath. 
  You may even ﬁ nd some useful blackmail material if you’re patient.—bluegoo
  Most forms are ﬁ lled by INFRAREDs, and what can you get for blackmailing them?—emerilla
  Forms are color-coded, stupid quayle. Just keep an eye out for the high-clearance ones.—bluegoo
  These really ought to be BLUE Clearance because of their surface-coloring potential, just like paint; they only got classiﬁ ed RED on a technicality, 
  and that’s bound to be reversed any day now. There’s gonna be some seriously unhappy citizens when that goes down.—Corey
  Customers who bought FORMica Floor Tiles (400-pack) also bought: 
  AmmoniaJet Paint Stripper Mark 9
  GM ONLY! RED. 50cr/400-pack. The 50cm x 50cm x 25cm box is pretty heavy (90 kg) and bulky for the average Troubleshooter. 
  A single block covers up to 25 square meters; laying this much tile takes over an hour for one person, and requires a 
  Violence/Fine Manipulation roll for a nice, clean job. What good are adhesive ﬂ oor tiles to Troubleshooters, you may ask? Creative PCs can ﬁ nd 
  many possible uses, especially when a slipup in PLC gives them boxes of ﬂ oor tiles instead of armor, weapons, food and/or fuel. (Eric Minton)
   Fresh Foam 
  Fresh Foam 
  Brieﬁ ng call early this morning—didn’t ﬁ nd time for a full hygiene routine? Overslept and 
  late for work—smelling like an INFRARED? Use the fully tested Fresh Foam—a powder 
  spray you can apply even when fully clothed. The innovative ingredients combine with your 
  natural body moisture to create a dry deodorant/disinfectant wash that offers instant hygiene 
  on the go. Guaranteed absolutely safe and seeded with a reactivation inhibitor—brand 
  new Hextrasol-8—to ensure all-day lockdown freshness and no powdery residue. Three 
  great fragrances—Sea Salt, Kool Kelp and Supa Soap.
  Comment on this item: 
  Three missions since I used the stuff I’ve still got hives and smell like a rancid kelp vat.—H8U
  Customers who bought Fresh Foam also bought:
  Instant Hygiene Grenade
  Industrial Strength Spatula
  Category: Personal / 
  Hygiene / Chemical
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Oscar (154)
  Current bid: 5cr
  Item location: BIN Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
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  GM ONLY! RED. 20cr. 10 applications/can. A citizen using Fresh Foam initially beneﬁ ts from spot-on hygiene. However, the Fresh 
  Foam may react with other liquids and chemicals when least convenient, causing noxious fumes, burning sensations, 
  slippery skin and so on. Rumor has it Fresh Foam, combined with detergent in an Instant Hygiene Grenade, becomes mutagenic (mutagenic 
  strength: really strong). (Paul Baldowski)
   Hair-OFF 
  Hair-OFF 
   
  Hair-OFF is the best depilatory on the market! Destroys hair on contact! Affected area 
  remains bare for six to eight weeks. Excessive hair growth is a sign of Communism and 
  Sierra Club involvement. Don’t be hirsute. Use Hair-OFF!
  (Available in aerosol or capsule form. Some users may experience allergic reactions or 
  other minor side effects. Please remember to wear gloves when handling or using this 
  product.)
  Comment on this item:
  Swap them for your bunkmate’s Sleepy-Sleepy! Such fun! Ha Ha!—CloneZone
  Customers who bought Hair-OFF also bought:
  FauxHair Follicle Replacement Therapy
  All-Purpose Disposable MacroGloves
  Stainproof Titanium Dentures
  GM ONLY! Aerosol (10 uses): INFRARED. 20cr. Capsules (10-pack): RED. 20cr. Removes hair as advertised, but applying it neatly 
  requires dexterity and luck. The user must make a Management/Hygiene or Violence/Fine Manipulation check; failure 
  means the depilatory is sloppily applied, perhaps resulting in missing eyebrows or an unexpected mohawk. The capsule version is designed to be 
  broken open, releasing a depilatory gel applied by hand. Note that this product also removes ﬁ ngernails and toenails—hence the need for gloves. 
  Swallowing a Hair-OFF capsule results in total loss of the consumer’s hair and nails. Teeth, too. (Eric Minton)
   HeliumTeela Boots 
  HeliumTeela Boots 
  PLC’s HeliumTeela. Overstock clearance, brand new and never worn. Your feet will thank 
  you. Helps you walk, jump better. No longer with hydrogen so no ﬁ res. Available in PLC 
  sizes 4, 4.5, 4.8, 6, 6.5, 6.5 1/2, 8, 9.5, 10.5, 14, 14.33r and IntSec widths P, C, M, B, 
  T, TT, E and EE. Comes in all clearance colors with lower-clearance trim. Bidders must 
  include PDC number in case shoes get lost. Please add 10cr if you want laces.
  Comment on this item:
  Why can’t PLC make boots in 8 1/4? Some of us citizens have unique feet sizes!—
  VulturesAreGo
  Man, I was dancing on the ceiling! It was fun while it lasted!—Richie07
  Customers who bought HeliumTeela Boots also bought:
  RED Gym Ankle Weights
  GM ONLY! VARIABLE. 100cr. These are typical red boots with a stylized black ‘T’ on the side. The boots have 8cm-thick soles 
  ﬁ lled with UltraHelium, a gas much lighter than regular helium. (This is, of course, scientiﬁ cally bogus, but offers the thin, 
  chrome-like veneer of plausibility suitable for Zap games.) The design goal was to counter the citizen’s weight to provide less stress on the feet. 
  The reality is, a citizen’s feet constantly try to ﬂ oat towards the ceiling. Walking speed is decreased because the boots won’t touch the ground 
  as often, and long jumps or falls result in the wearer hanging upside down from the ceiling. Hope no one mistakes that for a mutant power. That 
  would be wrong. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Clothing / Athletic / Shoes, 
  Boots, and Home-Arrest Monitors
  Qty available: 237
  Offered by: Creche Academy 
  for Exceptionally Bright Young 
  Citizens (a licensed ﬁ rm of PLC)
  Current bid: 70cr
  Item location: TWN Sector’s 
  Creche Academy for Exceptionally 
  Bright Young Citizens (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, 
  PLC SupaExpress
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, METro Checks
  Category: Personal / Hygiene
  Qty available: 28,809
  Offered by: PharmaFill (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 20cr
  Item location: Pharmaceuticals 
  Storage Warehouse 139-
  44, PIR Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
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   Hygiene Attachment Kit 
  Hygiene Attachment Kit 
   
   
  Unique item! Set of six attachments for improved hygiene. Connects to standard HK-
  5600 laser barrels as power source. Keep clean in the ﬁ eld without using complicated 
  Power Services outlet adapters. Reroutes barrel power so no accidental shots; just pull 
  trigger to activate attachment. Conforms to Hygiene Mandates TMHP71.229/A through 
  TMHP71.236/G.
  Comment on this item:
  Sure! Having a hole in your head is great hygiene. No thanks!—pwr2ppl
  Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy gadgets to keep clean. We were issued one tube of 
  all-purpose gel and a torn rag, and we liked it!—Zeke-Y-JJD-6
  Customers who bought Hygiene Attachment Kit also bought:
  Junior Citizen FunTime Attachment Kit
  Biodegradable Cranial Bung
  GM ONLY! RED. 60cr. Includes toothbrush, ear wax remover, nose hair trimmer, tongue scraper and electric razor. This set of long, 
  thin brushes clips onto the bottom of a weapon barrel, like a brushy bayonet, and taps into its power. As long as the barrel 
  is connected to a pistol body, attachments work as advertised. Lasers cannot ﬁ re until the attachments are removed, and their use drains shots 
  from the barrel at whatever rate you decide. In Classic and Straight games, improves results of Hygiene rolls at your discretion. In Zap games, the 
  attachments can be weapons themselves (‘I slice him open with the nose hair trimmer!’), and may not be allowed aboard public transit vehicles. 
  Malfunction: The attachment wasn’t clipped on properly and the laser ﬁ res. (Bill O’Dea)
   HypnoCard 
  HypnoCard 
  Great way to get past traitors! Used by IntSec Investigators to bypass treasonous sentries. 
  Now you too can slip past just about anyone to get where you need to go! Wave it around 
  like a ME Card, and you can bet every Commie will stop and look. Stops traitors in their 
  tracks! You don’t get too many of these on the open market, so grab it now!
  Comment on this item:
  Only works on citizens, not bots. No idea about citizens with cybereyes.—Alexandra-G
  That would depend on the cybereyes. Anything that polarizes the incoming light would ﬁ lter out 
  some of the key psychoactive patterns. Most cybereyes, sure, and lots of other visual ﬁ lters. I think 
  a lot of IntSec and Vulture Warrior visors do this.—AlgaeBurn
  Same with some multicorder ﬁ lters, eh?—MemoMaxine
  My roommate’s been sitting on his bunk staring at his HypnoCard for the last three days. I don’t 
  think he’s moved that whole time. What should I do?—Garry-O
  turn him in for illegal possession of equipment above his security clearance—phonetag
  Customers who bid on HypnoCard also viewed: 
  Polarized Goggles
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 3,000cr. The soothing rainbow patterns on a HypnoCard slide right past the viewer’s conscious mind and into the 
  hindbrain. Anyone who looks at this shimmering credit card-sized rectangle must roll Stealth/High Alert; failure means 
  the victim stares helplessly at the card, mesmerized by its shifting colors. The effect ends if the card is taken from view or if the target is struck 
  by any attack, even those that do no damage. Other strong stimuli, like loud noises or close misses, give a new Stealth/High Alert roll to snap out 
  of it. Provides a big bonus to Suggestion checks against a mesmerized target. It goes without saying the owner has no special resistance to his 
  own HypnoCard! (Eric Minton)
  Category: Personal / 
  Hygiene / Travel Kits
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: mean_n_clean
  Current bid: 58cr
  Item location: WTU Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, PLC 
  Moderately Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  Category: Personal / Psychoactive
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Dakota-B
  Current bid: 480cr
  Item location: LZE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: Payment++
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   Instant Hygiene Grenade 
  Instant Hygiene Grenade 
   
   
  Instant Hygiene Grenades are ideal for busy hygiene 
  ofﬁ cers. This new ‘every-citizen’ functional munition 
  made with the quality military experts already expect 
  from Smart Bomb Educators. Pin included.
  Comment on this item: 
  Trouble with a persistent pursuer? Slap one of these 
  down on the ﬂ oor behind you and watch your worries 
  slide away!—2Good
  During a ﬁ reﬁ ght I mistook one of these for a real 
  grenade. My last clone did, I mean.—nearsight
  Customers who bought Instant Hygiene Grenade also bought: 
  Instant Refreshment B3 Grenade
  GM ONLY! RED. 100cr. O6S impact, 2m radius. Large metal cannister weighing 5kg. An IH grenade is nothing more than a high-
  pressure waterbomb with added detergent. Targets in the grenade’s radius who try to move in the soapy water must 
  succeed in a Violence/Agility roll or fall down. Slippery effect lasts the rest of the scene, or until a scrubot happens by. Affected targets automatically 
  succeed in their next Hygiene check. (Andy Fitzpatrick)
   Jelly Head 
  Jelly Head 
   
  Never worry where your next breath is coming from. Breathable air is no longer a 
  requirement. Against the advice of my associates I am making this great item available 
  to everyone. A whole hour of fresh air in a solid state. Just slip the whole thing over your 
  head and get going. Low oxygen? No problem. Poisonous fumes? Let a prepared citizen 
  get the job done…YOU!
  Comment on this item: 
  Someone told me IntSec has a whole central ofﬁ ce ﬁ lled with this stuff, as it seriously limits 
  sound waves.—Jasp-R
  Sounds like a good target for a High Explosive round.—DefGuard
  Does the goo impair vision? I’m assuming the goo ﬁ lls the cube a clone puts over his head, so 
  I’m thinking it must. I’m no expert, though.—Bill-O
  Customers who bought Jelly Head also bought:
  Ornamental Goldﬁ shbot
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 300cr. A smooth-cornered, transparent cube with a 
  sock-like, ﬂ exible neck that ﬁ ts over a character’s head. The Jelly 
  Head contains a ﬂ ammable, transparent, oxygenated gel that provides enough breathable 
  material for about an hour, depending on levels of exertion. The user can travel through 
  low oxygen, high pressure and toxic environments without debilitating effect, as well as 
  brief stints in vacuum. The plastic cube resists damage poorly. Donning the Jelly Head is 
  psychologically unsettling (terrifying?), and extraction from it causes shock, vomiting and 
  disorientation while the body recovers. Jelly Head cannot be reused. (Paul Baldowski)
  Category: Hygiene / 
  Emergency / Explosive
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Smart Bomb Educators (a 
  licensed Armed Forces service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 98cr
  Item location: BPO Sector (map)
  Delivery: Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  Category: Personal / 
  Environmental / Emergency
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Jacque-Q
  Current bid: 75cr
  Item location: KSH Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery
  Payment accepted: PayNow
  
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   Joyometer 
  Joyometer 
   
  Yet another ﬁ ne product from RGL Sector R&D! Just catch a citizen in your Joyometer’s 
  viewﬁ nder, and it assesses his Happiness Rating to six decimal places! Remember, 
  happiness is mandatory! Buy yourself a Joyometer and monitor some happiness today!
  Comment on this item:
  hope the computer doesn’t go for another tooth-dyeing initiative. got tired of having my teeth 
  dyed all different colors, and when your teeth get dyed the joyometer says you’re really unhappy. 
  like, brainscrub unhappy.—cancerboi
  Does the user need to be close up so only the face is in the viewﬁ nder, or can it be used from 
  afar?—Bill-O
  Customers who bought Joyometer also bought:
  SmileTime Mood Enhancement Serum (with Tartar Control)
  GM ONLY! RED. 75cr. Looks like a sniper riﬂ e with an enormous viewﬁ nder, like those magnifying sheets used for reading small type. 
  The viewﬁ nder shows a highly stylized view of a smiling face, all lines and planes. Happy citizens have lots of energy 
  and love to smile, smile, smile! Therefore, the easiest way to tell if a citizen is happy is to see if he’s moving quickly and smiling. The Joyometer 
  determines a target’s Happiness Rating by monitoring these two factors, and it checks to see if a clone is smiling by evaluating his face for a high 
  whiteness value—the teeth. It reads targets with poor dental hygiene as unhappy. Often assigned to Happiness Ofﬁ cers, who use it to determine 
  which teammates need to be drugged or ﬁ ned for insubordinate unhappiness. (Eric Minton)
   Matter Printer 
  Matter Printer 
   
  New experimental prototype Matter Printer. Uses nanotechnology to build items one layer 
  of molecules at a time. Just feed trash into the raw materials hopper to be broken down 
  into its component elements, and the nanotech inside will convert it into anything on the 
  menu! Contains a pattern library of over 200 useful devices.
  Comment on this item:
  should be perfect for getting rid of evidence, just feed it into the hopper—cancerboi
  Customers who bid on Matter Printer also viewed:
  Matter Printer Library Bonus Pack #1
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 100,000cr. Extremely experimental. Works as advertised. Large 
  objects can take minutes or hours to extrude, and the printer can only create 
  items that are mapped out, molecule by molecule, in its pattern library. Most patterns in legitimate libraries are useless junk like desk calendars, 
  staplers and keychains; secret societies have hacked in patterns for weapons and explosives. Spits out heaps of powdery dust that aren’t used 
  in the ﬁ nished product; this can clog delicate machinery and short-circuit electronic devices. If told to build a sophisticated device like a tacnuke 
  but not given the rare elements it needs, the Matter Printer cannibalizes its own innards for those elements until it breaks down and/or blows up. If 
  someone tries to edit a pattern in the library, make a hidden Software/Programming check, then have something horrible happen. (Eric Minton)
   MemoMax Emergency Upload Helmet 
  MemoMax Emergency Upload Helmet 
   
  Sometimes you don’t have immediate access to The Computer’s wonderful cloning technology. Maybe you’re in the Outdoors or 
  the Underplex; maybe you’re under radio silence; maybe you’re just lost. No matter the reason, you have to get by without backup. 
  What do you do when a teammate with vital skills dies and you can’t get his next clone? You DIE!—unless you have a MemoMax 
  Emergency Upload Helmet!
  Category: Printers / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Unique Merchandise 
  Consortium (545)
  Current bid: 32,000cr
  Item location: ?? Sector 
  (no map available)
  Delivery: Illuminati Nightcycle Express
  Payment accepted: 
  Unlicensed credits only
  Category: Personal / 
  Happiness Assessment
  Qty available: 48
  Offered by: RGL_sector_sales (4387)
  Current bid: 21cr
  Item location: RGL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot
  Payment accepted: PayUp
  
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  This marvelous device copies the wearer’s entire brain engram to an electronically readable 
  form. Put it on your dead buddy, plug it into your PDC or multicorder and start it up! You’ll 
  have your teammate back online within minutes! No enterprising Troubleshooter team 
  can go without this must-have item. Supplies are limited, so buy now!
  Comment on this item:
  Help! My name is Kevin-R-MWS-3, and I’m trapped in a PDC in RGR Sector! Get me out of 
  here!—PDC_SERIES_1300_5431789
  Customers who bought MemoMax Emergency Upload Helmet also bought: 
  MemoMax Memory Modiﬁ er v1.12 (Beta)
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 3,000cr. Amazingly experimental. This helmet covered with lights, dials, buttons and switches is designed 
  for situations where there’s no practical way to send in new clones in a reasonable time, yet the team needs access to 
  everyone’s skills even if someone dies. The helmet uses electronic needle probes and invasive nanobots to perform a destructive upload of its 
  wearer’s brain, converting his mind into an artiﬁ cial intelligence (AI) that runs on a PDC, bot or multicorder. (This is best performed on someone 
  who’s already dead, because the wearer is deﬁ nitely dead once it’s done.) If the wearer has been dead more than ten minutes, brain damage 
  results in a corrupted copy. Someone needs to oversee the process, making a Wetware or Cloning roll to ensure a successful upload. Failure 
  means the clone’s memories and personality are fragmented, corrupted or just plain gone.
  The player of the dead PC may now run his character as an AI, downloaded into the electronic device, until The Computer can send in a new 
  clone. As an AI, the character may use any equipment available on the device; he listens through its microphone, talks through its speaker, sees 
  through its camera eye, sends C-mail through its wireless connection, etc. A PC with appropriate Software specialties can even attempt to write 
  code or hack into password-protected areas. When the PC’s next clone arrives, the AI is probably allowed only a few pitiful last words before it’s 
  erased—unless a compassionate member of Corpore Metal decides to liberate the ‘ascended’ PC AI. (Eric Minton)
   Power/Data Tap Positioning System 
  Power/Data Tap Positioning System 
   
  Never get lost again with the PDTPS. Connect to any PS54/g 5-prong power outlet or 
  any TS3900 series data port. PDTPS reads unique power signatures and comp node 
  pings to determine your exact location—sector, level, even hallway or room. Comes with 
  rechargeable battery pack. Brand new and in original packaging. Must present proof of 
  clearance upon ordering.
  Comment on this item:
  Thank you for providing CompNode addresses in the device’s OS. Oh, and don’t use the transtube 
  next Threeday.—w00ter66
  I think mine’s broke. What does, ‘Location not found / Outside’ mean?—Lamar-R-JTR-2
  Never mind. We ﬁ gured it out, eventually.—Lamar-R-JTR-4
  Category: Personal / Maps & 
  Directions / Lost Prevention
  Qty available: 7
  Offered by: Metric Ton Of Prevention 
  Ltd. (PLC license pending)
  Current bid: 2,400cr
  Item location: LPO Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package 
  Transit, Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, Payment++
  Category: Hardware / Neurological
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: HPD-MindLabz (a 
  licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 3,000cr
  Item location: HPD Access 
  Tower 1, MXB Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  
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  BLUE Neon Running Lights for F-Type Autocar CX
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 3,000cr. The PDTPS is a rectangular palm-sized device with a small screen and two antennae at the top.When a 
  PC uses the PDTPS, make a hidden Data Search roll. Success reveals an approximate location (‘HRD Sector, Level 72, 
  Corridor BF’); higher margins generally mean more detail (‘HRD Sector, Level 72, Corridor BF, Room 1193-B, north corner, on the ﬂ oor’), unless 
  you decide otherwise. Failure reveals relative directions (‘Left from GDD Sector and above some food vats’) or something completely wrong 
  (‘80th ﬂ oor, Petronas Tower 1, Kuala Lumpur, Outdoors’). A successful Software/Hacking roll reveals an accurate map for the entire sector. The 
  PDTPS does not provide directions, only a location. Malfunction: Internal Security notices the tap and sends a squad to re-educate the citizen. 
  (Bill O’Dea)
   Pre-owned Brevet Badges 
  Pre-owned Brevet Badges 
   
  Filed your paperwork but lost your badge? No worries! Pick up a quick replacement 
  without hassle or lines. Contact seller for availability of speciﬁ c clearances and types. 
  DISCLAIMER: Pre-owned brevet badges may only be used by citizens with appropriate 
  brevet authorizations. Seller is not responsible for illegal use of pre-owned brevet 
  badges.
  Comment on this item:
  I think some of these badges have an embedded RFID chip that transmits an ‘I’m valid!’ 
  signal—and it can be remotely deactivated when the badge expires. Others require a monthly 
  renewal. A few expire and promptly explode.—5er
  Don’t buy from this guy. I ordered an ORANGE jackobot ownership badge from him last month 
  and he sent me a BLUE travel badge! Got me terminated.—ZagsWill
  Customers who bought Pre-owned Brevet Badges also bought:
  Form Alteration Authorization Request Form
  GM ONLY! Various clearances, not normally for sale. Starts at 100cr. These colored badges are issued with brevets (higher-clearance 
  access that’s temporary or only for a speciﬁ c purpose, such as ‘travel through a restricted area’, ‘food consumption’ or—a 
  popular reward for Troubleshooters—‘weapon ownership’). Legally, the badge is merely a convenience for avoiding harassment; the wearer is 
  still required to carry all brevet paperwork. Practically, security personnel often just check the badge—particularly when busy or bribed. Owners 
  of brevet badges are supposed to return or destroy them once their brevet expires, but can make a quick credit by selling them instead. Owning 
  an unauthorized badge is a Class MM treasonous offense (owning unauthorized equipment).
  (Style notes: In Straight play style, a citizen caught misusing an unauthorized brevet badge suffers an additional Probation penalty—he’s threatening 
  the integrity of the clearance system, which The Computer takes seriously. Modify the correction based on the usefulness of the brevet in question; 
  after all, an illicit brevet to GREEN for the purposes of eating snack foods isn’t as dangerous to Alpha Complex as an illicit brevet to travel in 
  GREEN areas.) (Eric Reuss)
   SmartPaper 
  SmartPaper 
   
  Great high-density, high-resolution data storage paper. Download text onto it from your 
  PDC, or tap the activator patch to turn on the voice recognition software for instant 
  stenography. Looks just like a regular sheet of paper! Perfect for when you don’t have the 
  right form handy, just download the form from PLC database. Microthin battery weave lasts 
  for up to a year. Available in gray, pink, apricot and goldenrod! Indicate color preference 
  with your order.
  Comment on this item:
  brieﬁ ng ofﬁ cer gave us mission info on smartpaper, it ran out of power right after we walked out the 
  door. what a screwjob!—concrete402
  PURCHASE A SMARTPAPER STYLUS TO WRITE DIRECTLY ON SMARTPAPER FORMS ONLY 
  100 CREDITS BUY TODAY—ADBOT11741
  Category: Personal / Miscellaneous
  Qty available: 28
  Offered by: _PLC (-2)
  Current bid: 82cr
  Item location: AKL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, Rail 
  Mail, Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: 
  Plasticreds, PayUp
  Category: Stationery / Smart
  Qty available: 100
  Offered by: Ngoma-Y
  Current bid: 50cr
  Item location: MOZ Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery
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  Customers who bought SmartPaper also bought:
  SmartPaper Stylus
  SmartPaper Clip-On Battery
  GM ONLY! RED+. Cost per sheet: 10cr, plus 10cr 
  per security clearance level above 
  RED. Works as advertised. The voice recognition software 
  will not recognize words that are unavailable at the paper’s 
  security clearance. Gauss guns and ECM scramble text on the 
  page. When a sheet runs out of power or the correct code is tapped onto the activator patch, it goes blank. Pre-owned SmartPaper tends to run 
  out of power at inopportune moments. (Eric Minton)
   Tattoo-U Indelible Markers 
  Tattoo-U Indelible Markers 
   
   
  These excellent black markers write on anything. No, I mean it: ANYTHING! Chemical 
  bonding agents sink half a centimeter deep into plastic, metal and glass! Even works on 
  skin. Nothing gets this stuff off short of a sandblaster. Chisel tips allow for thin or wide 
  writing. Plastic body and AirSeal cap. Brand new, never used, still in original packaging. 
  You pay own shipping. Thanks for stopping by!
  Comment on this item:
  Waited until my buddy Jake-R fell asleep, then wrote ‘COMMIE’ on his forehead in marker! He 
  couldn’t get it off, even tried sandpaper and acid! Eventually he shot himself in the head in lame 
  attempt to burn it off! Ha Ha!—CloneZone
  Customers who bought Tattoo-U Indelible Markers also bought: 
  Simpliﬁ ed InfoGlyph Mnemonic Protocol (SIMP) Info-Stickers
  GM ONLY! RED. 6cr each. This stuff really does write on anything, and it really doesn’t ever come off. In fact, the ink remains reactive 
  for several hours, so it smears slightly when touched and bleeds through attempts to paint over it. Write ‘Kill All Bots!’ on 
  a wall, and when you come back later you might see ‘Kwl AM Potzr!’ (Eric Minton)
   Visual Encirculator 
  Visual Encirculator 
   
  Most excellent new visor technology gives you ‘eyes in the back of your head!’ Built-in 
  chip assembles composite environmental view from ring of 20 encircling camera eyes and 
  feeds it directly into your optic nerve. Never get ambushed again! Seller not responsible 
  for damage to merchandise or for harm suffered by purchaser.
  Comment on this item:
  Keep the optic nerve probes clean and well-oiled to avoid nerve damage and infection!—
  Wenchang-Y
  Customers who bought Visual Encirculator also bought: 
  ‘You Are Here’ Transparent Stickers
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 1,100cr. These high-tech sunglasses, which wrap entirely around the wearer’s head, give a variable bonus 
  to all Stealth skill and specialty checks to notice things happening behind him. However, the Encirculator’s all-around 
  view and ﬁ sheye-lens distortion bafﬂ e and bewilder an inexperienced wearer; the poor fellow has trouble with distances and direction, to the 
  point where he can’t even be sure which way he’s facing. All specialties involving gauging direction or depth perception are drastically affected; 
  this includes most Violence specialties, making ranged weapon use a distinct danger to the wearer’s teammates. Give the wearer information 
  to match his skewed perceptions: ‘The corridor appears to constrict as it continues, and it ends in a door that looks to be about a foot high. The 
  door opens to reveal a tiny warbot. Maybe it’s a model or a toy.’ Getting used to this can take days of practice. Alas, Troubleshooters hardly ever 
  have so much spare time. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Pigmentation / Personal
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: Dave-R-OBL-5
  Current bid: 2cr
  Item location: Apartment 
  577, Residential Block 98, 
  OBL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Pneumatic Courier Express
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Plasticreds
  Category: Eyewear / Enhancers
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: GrabScan (204)
  Current bid: 560cr
  Item location: THX Sector (map)
  Delivery: Yellow Vulture Delivery
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  
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   CommieSpotter Face Recognition
  CommieSpotter Face Recognition 
   
   
  Commies aren’t like you and me, and it 
  shows! Their deranged ravings permanently 
  alter their facial structure in measurable 
  ways. This is where CommieSpotter Face 
  Recognition Software can help! We’ve 
  refined our facial modeling analysis to 
  the point where our software can identify 
  Commies with over 70% accuracy, and 
  that’s a lot! Just point your PDC and take a 
  picture, then let CommieSpotter take care 
  of the rest.
  Category: Software / PDC 
  / Photographic
  Qty available: N/A
  Offered by: E-Verity Corp. (a licensed 
  Internal Security service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 20 cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  Comment on this item:
  Hah! This doesn’t work! I took a picture of myself and it said I wasn’t a Communist!—
  VodkaMan
  Question: How easy is it to hack the database and add the photo of a teammate?—Bill-O
  Customers who bought CommieSpotter Face Recognition also bought: 
  CommieAlert Emergency Signaling Unit
  GM ONLY! YELLOW (in Straight games, RED). 100cr. The scientists who devised this software tested it on citizens suspected of 
  Communism. These citizens were drugged and subjected to painful and demeaning tests, with the knowledge they would 
  be terminated after the testing was complete. Though the software does work, it actually recognizes citizens gripped by extreme emotions while 
  under the inﬂ uence of tranquilizers. If in doubt about the accuracy of its photoanalysis, make an Arbitrary Justice roll.
  In Straight games, this software was ripped out of an INDIGO-Clearance comprehensive analysis suite and released as a deliberately faulty 
  RED-Clearance program, purely to see who uses it and how. Its ﬁ ndings are inadmissible as evidence. This information is cleared GREEN. (Eric 
  Minton)
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  Password Master 3000 
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  Re-Sound 
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  [This section describes software for multicorders, 
  bots and the Personal Digital Companion. As 
  described in PARANOIA XP, the PDC is every 
  Alpha Complex citizen’s all-purpose cellphone, 
  notepad, voice and data recorder, digital assistant 
  and direct line to The Computer.]
  
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   BestDefense C-mail Filter 
  BestDefense C-mail Filter 
   
  Don’t waste your time on ‘ofﬁ cial’ spam blockers. BestDefense is the real thing: a C-mail 
  ﬁ lter that knows what to block and what not to. A unique SynthIntelligence algorithm 
  recognizes spam for what it is, and kicks that garbage right out of your mailbox! Spam, 
  viral marketing, viruses, worms and all of the other server trash can’t match the power of 
  BestDefense. It’s worth every credit, so buy it now!
  Customers who bought BestDefense C-mail Filter also bought: 
  NewME Identity Redesign Kit
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 500cr. May be installed on any PDC. This classic Computer Phreak 
  software intelligently ﬁ lters out spam while, with equal intelligence, it 
  recognizes mail that looks useful for blackmail purposes and copies it onto the Gray Subnets. (Eric 
  Minton)
   C-Bay Snipe-R 
  C-Bay Snipe-R 
   
  No more worries about someone undercutting your bid. Now you have the C-Bay Snipe-R. 
  It bids for you at all times, keeping you logged into C-Bay every instant of the day. Now 
  you are the one sniping cheap bids from other clones. You will not know what to do with 
  all of your inexpensive merchandise!!!
  Comment on this item:
  Filthy machines! Now we can’t even shop on C-Bay in peace without them meddling!—John90332
  These things can get pretty competitive with each other if two of them are bidding on the same item. 
  I watched my bid go up by over 5,000 credits in three seconds. And that was for a six-pack of Extra 
  Classic BBB.—Race-G
  Customers who bought C-Bay Snipe-R also bought:
  QwikCredit Bonus Card
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,500cr. This smart PDC program shops for you on C-Bay. It watches over items that you mark, then bids on 
  them at the last second to avoid bidding wars. Setting the parameters properly can be tricky, requiring a Software check. 
  The margin of success or failure determines the discount or surcharge obtained over the standard price: 0–10 is 20%; 11–15 is 50%; 16+ is [a 
  whole lotta]%. (Eric Minton)
   Equipment RFID Reader/Compiler 
  Equipment RFID Reader/Compiler 
   
   
  Troubleshooters only! You are bidding on automatic inventory scanning software for PDC 
  series 1300. Run app and wave PDC over equipment to read the RFID tags. Creates 
  text list of each item scanned in either .TXF, .XCR or .DXRTML formats. IntSec 4096-bit 
  encryption prevents hacking lists. Scan ME Cards after each piece to create list of assigned 
  equipment. List includes clearances. Speed up requisition process tenfold! I reserve the 
  right to resell any item not paid for after seven days.
  Comment on this item:
  I don’t know how our equipment guy found a tube of bot brain access plate solvent, but I’m glad 
  he did.—Randall-R-DLS-3
  Anyone else think it’s odd that IntSec lent its encryption to this software?—trustno1butme
  Category: Personal / 
  Software / Security
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: BobbieBot
  Current bid: 860cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-mail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayUp, Plasticreds
  Category: Software / 
  Personal / Commercial
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: c4shphr33k
  Current bid: 117cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-mail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  METro Checks, Plasticreds
  Category: PDC / Additional Functions
  Qty available: 4
  Offered by: humansﬁ rst84
  Current bid: 240cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-Mail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  
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  Customers who bought Equipment RFID Reader/Compiler also bought:
  DXRTML Editor for the PDC Series 1300
  GM ONLY! RED; legal only for Troubleshooters. 150cr. Scans the unique Radio Frequency Identiﬁ cation tag that should be embedded 
  in all equipment. The generated list is accurate as long as the item being scanned is not within 1m of other items. 
  Otherwise, the RFID signals get crossed and the reader misreads the signal (‘Um…when did we get the Talking Plush Scrubot?’). If a ME Card 
  is brought near the PDC, the card’s owner is assigned the equipment; otherwise, the program assigns the equipment to the PDC owner. Use this 
  as a rationale to assign or withhold any equipment you want.
  The software automatically relays all assignments to PLC or other responsible agency. Because the lists are encrypted, ofﬁ cials usually accept 
  the assignments as accurate (‘But the list clearly shows you requisitioned 500 pairs of ballet slippers. Where are they?’). The same goes for ME 
  Cards; if more than one is too close, equipment is assigned to multiple characters. If a character forgets to turn off this program and wanders 
  around Alpha Complex, he’ll eventually have one huge list to account for. (Bill O’Dea)
   inMote 
  inMote 
   
  Why trouble yourself with physical input devices or voice recognition software that cannot 
  guarantee 100% accuracy, especially in environments without adequate sonic control. 
  When you absolutely have to get the job done whatever the situation, look no further than 
  the inMote. Applied to the ﬁ ngertips, the ultra-responsive, cutting-edge, smart technology 
  handles virtual input instantly. Includes heads-up display contact lense—one size ﬁ ts 
  all.
  Comment on this item:
  o I drew the laser. Just when he least expected it I drilled Carl-U straight through the forehe—ad, 
  then hid t
  Customers who viewed inMote also considered:
  Virtual Correction Fluid
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 250cr. Experimental. A bio-adhesive attaches each dust-sized 
  inMote smart-sensor to the ﬁ ngertips. Once activated, the system functions 
  as a virtual input device, broadcasting typed output to any standard PDC within one meter, or to any device ﬁ tted with wireless input. Complex or 
  lengthy input requires a Violence/Fine Manipulation check. Unfortunately, the activation process does not always work, either switching on or off, 
  and connection to local devices may occasionally ﬂ utter among available targets. The oddest things can sometimes get typed entirely at random, 
  and important records may accidentally ﬁ nd their way on to someone else’s PDC. (Paul Baldowski)
   Micromed 
  Micromed 
   
   
  Fully indexed and cross-referenced Punctilious Abridged Preventative Health database 
  (approved by CPU Core Medical Commission) that puts the essential wisdom of the 
  greatest medical minds of Alpha Complex at your ﬁ ngertips. With docbots in high demand 
  and medically trained personnel not guaranteed on all teams, the Micromed database 
  makes ﬁ eld medicine a reality for you.
  Comment on this item:
  Once you’ve removed the spleen…what next? My software seems to have got corrupted by that 
  last gauss blast.—Giglio-O
  Knock ’em out and tie ’em up ﬁ rst—cause they won’t let you near them once they see you’ve 
  loaded up the Micromed.—Killium
  Customers who viewed Micromed also considered:
  SWZ Sector Multi-Functional Blade
  Category: PDC / Software / Medical
  Qty available: 2
  Offered by: Kill-Dare
  Current bid: 30cr
  Item location: ACK Sector (map)
  Delivery: C-Mail
  Payment accepted: QwikCredit
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  TREASONOUS!
  Category: PDC / Peripheral 
  / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Virtex R&D
  Current bid: 40cr
  Item location: PKO Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: Payment++
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  GM ONLY! RED. 120cr. A combination of clearance issues and medical minds too detached from reality makes the Micromed confusing 
  for anyone without actual Medical skill. Given a quiet spot and a reasonably calm patient, an unskilled individual gains 
  minor beneﬁ ts to a base Wetware check. Someone with a smattering of knowhow can glean a larger bonus to Medical checks. Failure with any 
  roll means something vital has been abridged from the relevant entries, making the situation far worse than before any procedure was attempted. 
  You may wish to grant larger bonuses for the ﬁ rst few uses of the Micromed, to lull the players’ suspicions and encourage them to court disaster. 
  (Paul Baldowski)
   Multicorder Digital Companion 
  Multicorder Digital Companion 
   
  Overwhelmed by the wealth of multicorder options? Need help coordinating everything 
  while you ﬁ lm a scene? Or do you just want someone to talk to about your art—someone 
  who appreciates you—someone who understands?
  We have just what you need in our Multicorder Digital Companion! This new software 
  package turns your multicorder into an artiﬁ cially intelligent assistant, advisor and friend! 
  Every scene is better with the help of your MCDC. Buy one today!
  Comment on this item:
  run two or more of these on the same multicorder for extra fun!—bambot101
  Customers who bought Multicorder Digital Companion also bought:
  MC Stentorian Voiceover Program
  GM ONLY! RED. 100cr. The recording ofﬁ cer will love this program…until it starts to get its own ideas about how to ﬁ lm the mission. 
  Use the MDC as a rationale to gloss over multicorder stuff whenever you’re tired of dealing with it. At ﬁ rst, the program 
  just argues with the user about which ﬁ lter to use, but it quickly graduates to making its own changes in the middle of a scene. Eventually the 
  MDC starts to pan and zoom uncontrollably while yelling loudly about artistic theory, or it shuts down ﬁ lming altogether in a ﬁ t of directorial pique. 
  Just try to explain that to The Computer. (Eric Minton)
   Password Master 3000 
  Password Master 3000 
   
  Why trouble yourself with remembering passwords? Worried someone is going to access 
  your secure information? Constantly concerned about the safety of your PDC? The 
  Password Master 3000 is a datachip with a 50cm plastic-coated neckchain, so you can 
  keep your security information close. The datachip saves your passwords and secure 
  encryption protocols. Unlimited password and encoding storage. Easy import, export and 
  auto-update of all information. Buy now and you will receive resale rights to pass PM3000 
  along to friends and colleagues—free or for proﬁ t.
  Comment on this item:
  Is it true IntSec has a built-in backdoor?—obfuscator
  Yeah boy, I can hardly wait to buy from a guy named ‘ShadyMan’.—HonestCitizen
  Customers who bought Password Master 3000 also bought:
  ‘Upgrade Your PDC for Microcredits’ Ultimate Datachip
  GM ONLY! RED to own, BLUE to modify the built-in software. 10cr. The PM3000 
  software is little more than a modiﬁ ed database, with the addition of deeply 
  hidden malware tied into an integrated wireless port that transfers the stored information to anyone 
  carrying a Master version of the program. Breaking the encryption on the stored information requires 
  a successful Software/Hacking check; a large margin of success, or a successful Data Analysis 
  check as a follow-up, discovers the malware. A particularly skilled hacker could activate Master 
  functionality with a signiﬁ cant Operating Systems success, which could be pursued as an extended skill roll. PM3000 is the ultimate in insecure 
  secure password encryption for the overly paranoid! (Paul Baldowski)
  Category: Software / Multicorder
  Qty available: 2,300
  Offered by: UltraVid (a licensed 
  HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 100cr
  Item location: UltraVid Service 
  Center 2, NKN Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Payment++, QwikCredit
  Category: Surveillance / 
  Security / Encryption
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: ShadyMan
  Current bid: 5cr
  Item location: NIX Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: QuikCredit
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   PDC Model 2020/b 
  PDC Model 2020/b 
   
  Welcome to the future of personal data management! The new PDC Model 2020/b utilizes 
  the latest in biosilicate technology to reach a new level of personalized artiﬁ cial intelligence. 
  This new, improved PDC can think and plan as well as any citizen or bot! Its memory 
  capacity, processor speed and all sorts of other technical things far exceed those of your 
  current PDC. Don’t be left behind. Pick up your new PDC Model 2020/b today!
  Note: Your new PDC Model 2020/b needs respect, discipline and trust to reach its peak 
  potential. Requires monthly maintenance at your local Syntelligent Systems outlet. If you 
  are promoted or demoted, you must come in for a mandatory upgrade or downgrade of 
  your PDC Model 2020/b.
  Comment on this item:
  This thing is heavy! I hate having to drag it up and down stairs.—George-R
  Oh, you say *you* hate it? Ow!—PDC Model 2020/b
  I hear there’s something so terrible inside these things that anyone who opens the casing 
  without the proper precautions goes insane. Sounds crazy to me…—gyroscopter
  Mine seems to know an awful lot about Communism. And it keeps talking about Communism. Now I know an awful lot about Communism. I 
  think I’m in trouble.—pat5085
  Customers who bought PDC Model 2020/b also bought:
  PDC Model 2020/b Antigrav Attachment
  GM ONLY! RED. 1,000cr. The result of one R&D service ﬁ rm’s desperate effort to cover up its research failures, each PDC Model 
  2020/b actually contains a dead citizen’s living, preserved brain. The disembodied citizen, recently terminated as a traitor, 
  has a direct neural interface with a real PDC, stuffed inside a wheeled square box with a voice synthesizer and life support system. Syntelligent 
  Systems ordered him to pretend to be a biocomputer or else.
  Design each PDC Model 2020/b as a character. Determine his skills, specialties, service ﬁ rm, secret society and mutant power. Obviously, the 
  bodiless character loses his Action skill specialties and metabolic (physical) mutations, but he keeps all Knowledge specialties and psionic (mental) 
  mutations. He can train his owner in the use of action specialties and the like (at the usual Perversity cost). Unlike a bot, the brain has no asimov 
  circuits, and so he can use his limited inﬂ uence over his owner to attain whatever goals he may have. For guidance on what he wants, feel free 
  to consult the accompanying table.
  Anyone who pries open the case and discovers the secret brain also sees a warning label: ‘If you tell anyone about this, your brain will become 
  the next PDC Model 2020/b.’ (Eric Minton)
  Category: PDC / Experimental
  Qty available: 24
  Offered by: Syntelligent Systems 
  (a licensed R&D service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 1,000cr
  Item location: Syntelligent 
  Systems, LAT Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
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  � Motivations of the PDC Model 2020/b
  Roll 1d20:
  1–5: Sincerely wants to help his owner succeed. As an experienced traitor, he knows this means ruining the rest of the team.
  6–10: Sincerely repentant, he wants to serve The Computer. He presses his owner to ‘do the right thing’, and turns him in to IntSec for any 
  infraction.
  11–15: Still a devoted traitor, the character works to serve his old secret society. 
  16–20: The character has a hidden death wish. Roll again to determine ostensible motive, but whatever his conscious intent, he unconsciously aims 
  to destroy himself and his owner. If you roll this result again, then he has an obvious, conscious death wish. He stops in the middle of trafﬁ c, rolls 
  onto the third rail, tries to trick his owner into detonating that tacnuke and otherwise struggles to free himself from this horriﬁ c world. (Alternately, 
  in Zap style, a result of 19–20 indicates this is the brain of an infamous Old Reckoning historical character, preserved for centuries by an ancient 
  secret society and now loosed upon an unsuspecting Alpha Complex.) 
  
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  Re-Sound 
  Why worry yourself about being overheard, when you can guarantee your privacy with 
  the noise no one hears. The Re-Sound software turns your PDC into your second-favorite 
  friend (after You Know Who!) when your message is no one else’s business. Just start 
  the program and set the PDC down. Talk all you want, no sound gets out. Read my lips: 
  No one need ever know what you say.
  Customers who viewed Re-Sound also viewed: 
  SilentSnooze Night Cap
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 500cr. The Re-Sound software downloads into the PDC’s audio 
  system. Activating Re-Sound creates a ﬁ zz of noise in a 5m diameter around 
  the PDC. The generated white noise cloaks all sounds inside the effective radius from outside 
  eavesdropping—though the effect is true in reverse, as users within the area of effect can’t hear 
  sounds beyond it. The dampening effect blanks out conversation and even mufﬂ es laser ﬁ re. Lip reading remains possible—but The Computer 
  can’t lip-read, right? Right, Dave?
  The Re-Sound program is insecurely written and a top target for Computer Phreak virus writers. An infected PDC records up to ﬁ ve minutes of 
  sound, then relays it to a Gray Subnet dropsite. (Paul Baldowski)
   Scrubby the Scrubot Virtual Assistant 
  Scrubby the Scrubot Virtual Assistant 
   
  Do you have problems operating your Personal Digital Companion? Are your writing 
  skills not up to snuff? Schedules and quotas getting you down? Then you need the one 
  invaluable resource that will make your friendly PDC even friendlier: SCRUBBY THE 
  SCRUBOT!
  Just load up this simple program, and you’ll have an animated software friend for life! 
  Scrubby pops up whenever you need help, giving you helpful advice with spelling, 
  grammar, coding and ﬁ nance! Scrubby is always there when you need him. Scrubby 
  never tires of your questions. He’ll be your virtual pal. Don’t suffer for one more minute. 
  Get Scrubby the Scrubot today!
  Comment on this item:
  I ﬁ nd Scrubby to be extremely helpful in learning to use this infernal machine. In my day, we didn’t 
  have Personal Data Whatsits; we had to remember all of our personal information by ourselves! 
  You young rufﬁ ans have it easy, believe me.—Agatha-O-TTR-6
  I see you’re writing comments on C-Bay, Agatha-O! Would you like some help? Yes/No—Scrubby the Scrubot
  Customers who bought Scrubby the Scrubot Virtual Assistant also bought: 
  Series 1300 PDC
  Cone Riﬂ e ECM Shells
  GM ONLY! RED. 10cr. This PDC personality mod—a cheerful cartoon scrubot—pops up constantly, offering inane advice guaranteed to 
  make the average Troubleshooter 
  hurl his PDC into the nearest food vat. (‘It looks like you’re 
  trying to write a confession, James-R! Would you like some 
  help?’) Can’t be turned off without a full reinstallation of the 
  PDC operating system. Scrubby gets snippy and high-handed 
  with other bots and AIs, and becomes offended if you don’t 
  listen to his words of wisdom. When it gets offended, your 
  address book gets scrambled and critical mail disappears 
  without a trace. (Eric Minton)
  Category: PDC / Security / Sonic
  Qty available: N/A
  Offered by: Marble-O
  Current bid: 405cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-mail
  Payment accepted: PayNow
  Category: Software / Personal / Smart
  Qty available: N/A
  Offered by: HPD-MindLabz (a 
  licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 10cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-mail
  Payment accepted: ME 
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   SecurServ Packet Sniffer 
  SecurServ Packet Sniffer 
   
  This most excellent program watches over your data stream, keeping an eye out for 
  unauthorized access to your PDC. If hackers try to break in, SecurServ will lock them 
  out, while simultaneously sending you and The Computer a warning of this most grievous 
  crime! Don’t let anyone mess with your sensitive data. Buy SecurServ now!
  Comment on this item:
  coder is teh n00b; i cut thru this liek lazer thru paper—m4dh4x0r
  No defense against someone picking up your PDC and messing with it directly.—Sabah-O
  BUY ORTHOGOLD HACKBLOCK 6.01 USES ADVANCED SCANNING ALGORITHM 200% 
  SUPERIOR TO SECURSERV GREEN CLEARANCE ONLY 4000 CREDITS—ADBOT8082C
  Customers who bought SecurServ Packet Sniffer also bought: 
  QwikWipe Emergency Memory Eraser
  GM ONLY! RED. 280cr. Whenever someone tries to hack into the user’s PDC, make a 
  Software/Hacking roll to see if SecurServ spots the break-in attempt. If the 
  attacker fails, SecurServ locks him out and loudly announces the attempt (and likely origin) through 
  the PDC’s speakers. (Rumors that Computer Phreaks routinely spoof the origin of their hacking 
  attempts, often appearing as one of the victim’s companions, are above the PCs’ clearance.) If the attacker succeeds, though, the PDC owner is 
  assumed responsible for whatever the hacker did to his machine. After all, the PDC was secure, wasn’t it? Did you not take all responsible steps 
  to secure your PDC, citizen? (Eric Minton)
   Thought Processor 
  Thought Processor 
  If you don’t have time to type, or you don’t have a hand free, and you don’t want to go 
  with one of those voice transcribers that lets everyone else hear what you’re writing… 
  get yourself the Thought Processor. Paste the electrodes onto your temples, run through 
  the ﬁ ve-minute tutorial, and you can start thinking your words right into the PDC! Comes 
  with electrode input cables and a tube of conductive gel.
  Comment on this item:
  great for secret messages—glycoGEN
  How snozzin’ secret can it be if you have ELECTRODES STUCK TO YOUR HEAD???—
  Tammy-Y
  Customers who bought Thought Processor also bought:
  Mind Virus TreasonBlock.c
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 100cr. Works just like voice-recognition software, except it 
  recognizes thoughts instead. This is great until you try to write a sizable 
  document while distracted, at which point your subconscious thoughts start seeping in, inserting treasonous asides into your mail. If the user is 
  even aware this can happen, he may make a Wetware/Psychotherapy check to compose his thoughts properly. Failure means his innermost 
  secrets keep spilling out into the PDC; with a high margin of failure, he also mentally clicks the SEND button. (Eric Minton)
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  Category: Security / 
  Electronic / Software
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: copylight (102)
  Current bid: 48cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-mail
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Payment++
  Category: Personal / Software
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Z-Box (407)
  Current bid: 50cr
  Item location: BTY Sector (map)
  Delivery: Pneumatic Courier Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  
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   Constructobot 
  Constructobot 
   
   
  Is your ceiling always collapsing? Got a wall 
  that needs replacing? Do you live near a 
  food vat, nuclear reactor or Troubleshooter 
  Headquarters? For you BDD Tech Services 
  Surplus offers the constructobot Mark 3, 
  designed especially to repair damaged 
  structures, walls, autoways, vat tanks and 
  much more. The impressively large chassis 
  houses a dozen different tool arms: hammer, 
  Category: Bots / Building / Construction
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Tech Services 
  Surplus, BDD Sector
  Current bid: 55,001cr
  Item location: BDD Sector (map)
  Delivery: Blue Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: PayNow, PayUp
  masonry drill, electrosaw, screwdriver, 
  welding torch, megatrowel, tape measure and more! Built to withstand the rigors of heavy 
  industrial work, the Mark 3 is made of toughened steel-polycarbonate alloy. Powered 
  by both rocket boosters and tank treads, the constructobot can reach almost anywhere. 
  Rebuilds shattered masonry with ease! Tackles busted infrastructures without a sweat! 
  Central heating module not included. Serious offers only.
  Comment on this item:
  I sent mine out to get some spare parts and haven’t seen it since. That was three years ago.—Ned
  Customers who  bought Constructobot also bought: 
  Tag-O-Bot Remote Control Unit
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 65,000cr. Violence 8, Construction Work 12, Demolition 16. Has 12 long, extremely strong, multijointed arms 
  with slots that accommodate a stunning variety of tools; four arms can be brought to bear simultaneously on any given 
  target; tools generally deal W6K impact or energy damage, sometimes armor-piercing. Armor 4, hardened. Jackobot times ten, this refurbished 
  tankbot can indeed ﬁ x all kinds of damaged building work. The only real problem is, its data storage and sensors were housed a little too close 
  to its nuclear reactor and therefore don’t work well—if at all. The bot has trouble differentiating among building materials, so it may try to build a 
  vat out of frozen Cold Fun or repair a damaged wall with Troubleshooters.
  The constructobot also has an egregiously limited memory. When alerted to a new job, the bot forgets its current task and moves straight to the 
  new location, never to return. In Straight games, BDD Tech Services Surplus knows of this design ﬂ aw (Clearance GREEN). The ﬁ rm conceals 
  a locator beacon in the bot, ﬁ nds it when it runs off, refurbishes it and sells it to someone else. (Andy Fitzpatrick)
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  BearerBot Mark 3b.4.1 
   
  FOR SALE: one BearerBot Mark 3b.4.1, good condition, well trained. Can carry up to 
  5,000kg. 64 internal compartments hold all your gear and then some. Very loyal and 
  dependable. Left leg shows repair scars but is fully functional. Please contact within 3 
  days of successful bid.
  Comment on this item:
  Be careful when telling a BearerBot where to put stuff. I pointed and told one to put a crate 
  of Whitener Compounds ‘over there’, and it tried to put the crate halfway up the wall. Bleached 
  half the barracks white. You have no idea how hard it is to get Tech Services to repaint a white 
  wall!—gearchain17
  It takes a while to convince one of these guys it’s okay to bust some Commie heads. Trouble is, 
  once you’ve done that, it thinks it’s supposed to break everything.—Ricky-Y
  Customers who bought BearerBot Mark 3b.4.1 also bought: 
  QuietJoy Earplugs
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 1,000cr. Violence 09, Unarmed Combat 13, Haul Heavy Load 15. Weapons: Big metal ﬁ st (S3K impact). Armor: 
  1. A squat, tremendously strong humanoid bot. The BearerBot is designed solely to carry large amounts of stuff. It’s cheap 
  because it has a low-grade bot brain; it can’t handle complex commands and tends to take instructions too literally. (Eric Minton)
   Bioscience-Engineered Attack Drone ‘Bucky’ 
  Bioscience-Engineered Attack Drone ‘Bucky’ 
   
  GeneTechnics (a licensed R&D research laboratory) takes its bot-design wizardry one 
  giant step into the future with this ﬁ rst model of a prospective line of bioengineered bots: 
  the Bioscience-Engineered Semiautonomous Attack Drone, affectionately codenamed 
  ‘Bucky’. A joint effort between genetics and bot scientists, this model and ones to follow 
  combine the independent functionality of a bot with the ﬂ exibility and self-repair of a living 
  organism.
  ‘Bucky’ is the attack drone of the future, and what’s more, he’s the attack drone you’ll 
  come to love. ‘Bucky’ responds to voice guidance or hand or other visual signals.
  Shipped in large wooden crate. Purchase includes a 3-meter guidance lead.
  Comment on this item:
  I hear this thing’s some genetic mistake the labs cooked up but decided to sell instead of recycling. 
  I’d be worried about anything R&D thought was a failure.—Max-O
  Nah, word is this really was part of a planned product line, but it got nixed by a High Programmer in Tech who was worried these things would 
  threaten their bot-repair monopoly.—Bert-B
  Customers who bought Bioscience-Engineered Attack Drone ‘Bucky’ also bought:
  Oranolox Pain Reliever/Wound Disinfectant
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 350cr (or whatever the buyer 
  will pay, down to and including free). 
  Armor: I1, ablative. Bucky is a 14-foot live alligator, cloned from 
  an Old Reckoning genetic sample. Raised in an R&D holding 
  pen, he is relatively docile and can be led on a leash, but is 
  also lazy and takes every opportunity to nap. Loud noises, 
  crowds of people and bright ﬂ ashing lights upset him, as does 
  disturbing his nap or failing to feed him. Suggested bite damage 
  is W5K impact, although you should modify this as the situation 
  demands; emphasize Maimed results. (Joshua Moretto)
  Category: Bots / General-Purpose
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Morton (887)
  Current bid: 900cr
  Item location: Housing Zone 09:
  D2:01:0C, TTE Sector (map)
  Delivery: RailMail, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  Category: Bots / Combat 
  / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: GeneTechnics RND
  Current bid: 2cr
  Item location: FRD Sector (map)
  Delivery: Transbot / Buyer Pickup
  Payment accepted: PayNow, Payup
  
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   Bot Brain Voice Interface 
  Bot Brain Voice Interface 
   
  When you need to talk to a bot brain that doesn’t have a bot housing, just plug the 64-pin 
  sequential port cable into the brain’s main interface port, set the emulator wheels to the 
  correct state, engage the interface matrix, and the microphone/speaker box lets you chat 
  away with the brain. Essential for interrogation of rogue bots enslaved to secret societies, 
  or for emergency data retrieval from loyal bots demolished in the line of duty.
  Comment on this item:
  What a piece of crap. Whoever put this together had no clue about safety interlocks. Do you 
  know how easy it would be to fry a bot’s asimov circuits with this thing?—AlgaeBurn
  Really? I’ll take two.—CMliberator
  Customers who  bought Bot Brain Voice Interface also bought:
  Bot Brain Display Case
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 200cr. A wide, ﬂ at box covered in buttons, dials and readouts. A ribbon cable snakes out from one side. 
  Attaching the interface to a bot brain requires a Hardware or Bot Ops and Maintenance roll; failure garbles the connection 
  and may damage the bot brain. Success means the interface works as advertised, or (if the user desires) destroys the brain’s asimov circuits. 
  (Eric Minton)
   Bot Repellent 
  Bot Repellent 
   
  Ever been stuck in a room because a paintbot repainted the only entrance? Subjected to 
  a painful hygiene cleaning because a scrubot caught you on your way to the showers? 
  Lost a ﬁ reﬁ ght because a docbot doped you up so much you couldn’t shoot straight? If 
  you’ve ever wished there were less bots in your life, then you need Bot Repellent!
  This amazing new spray is to bots what year-old vat scrapings are to people. They can’t 
  stand it! Spritz some on and watch them do a 180 to avoid you! Best of all, they can’t detect 
  it! Also works great as a deodorant. A MUST-HAVE FOR ANY BUSY CITIZEN!
  Comment on this item:
  I’ve avoided a dozen Scrubot Hygiene Inspections thanks to this stuff!—jigo55
  Want to have some fun? Spritz it directly on the bot. It drives them nuts!—snafU
  Better yet, spray it near some high-voltage wires. Anyone who walks by it is in for a shocking 
  surprise!—deathboy
  Customers who bought Bot Repellent also bought:
  Hand-Held Industrial Can Opener
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 500cr. Typically available only to IntSec and through the IR market, but occasional cans get onto C-Bay before IntSec 
  shuts down the seller. Disguised as an ‘Arms & Ammo Deodorant’ spraycan, Bot Repellent not only masks a character’s 
  scent with the pleasant aroma of freshly ionized air, but its molecules produce static shocks. Though imperceptibly tiny to a human, these shocks 
  make bots extremely uncomfortable, causing them to leave the area as fast as possible (or quickly ﬁ nish up their current task ﬁ rst, depending on 
  their orders). Citizens are unaffected (except for the occasional static electricity shock), but prolonged exposure can produce numerous funny 
  glitches in electronic equipment. Bots without odor detectors can’t determine the cause of their unease. Advanced snoopbots quickly deduce the 
  cause, and other citizens may notice the connection between the smell and the retreating bots. An odorless version is available at ﬁ ve times the 
  regular cost (Clearance INDIGO).
  An average spray affects bots in a three-meter radius around the target for 15 minutes, although the smell lasts all day. The can has enough 
  spray for six average uses. (Jeff Groves)
  Category: Bots / Bot Brains 
  / Accessories
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: crashzero (56)
  Current bid: 501cr
  Item location: ARX Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  INNOVATIVE!
  INNOVATIVE!
  Category: Bots / Defense 
  / Non-Recyclable
  Qty available: 21
  Offered by: OriginalZilla (176)
  Current bid: 2,000cr
  Item location: Will reveal on purchase
  Delivery: Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: Plasticreds, 
  Trade for ﬁ ssile material
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  Category: Bots / Support
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Jack-V
  Current bid: 391,000cr
  Item location: NCE Sector (map)
  Delivery: Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: Payment++
   CloneBot Model 2AT 
  CloneBot Model 2AT 
  This bot is designed to provide replacement clones in difﬁ cult places—dead sectors, the 
  Underplex and the Outdoors. Comes with a Class 393 bot brain (with class 102/a bot 
  brain backup), six Model 208 Portable Clone Tanks and a CerebroTech Transportable 
  MemoMax System. Built onto a RideRite Model 44Y transbot chassis modiﬁ ed for all-
  terrain movement.
  Comment on this item:
  Any reason why you can’t bust into the storage area and take all its stuff?—anachronox
  Well, if you’re on a mission, it’ll get mad, kill you and refuse to clone you again. And if you’re not on 
  a mission, it’ll tell The Computer and you’ll be busted to INFRARED. Your choice!—REDnails
  Customers who bid on CloneBot Model 2AT also viewed: 
  Befriending Your CloneBot: A User’s Guide
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 185,000cr. Management 04, Chutzpah 08, Hygiene 08; Violence 
  06, Projectile Weapons 10, Unarmed Combat 10; Wetware 14, Cloning 18. 
  Weapons: Pneumatic equipment launcher (projectile weapon, O3K impact), giant metal feet (Unarmed 
  Combat, W5K impact). Armor: 3. This enormous machine, practically a bus with legs, contains six clone 
  tanks and associated MemoMax apparatus, enough to simultaneously clone a full Troubleshooter 
  team. However, it’s quite conscientious, and won’t let newly cloned PCs out of the tanks until they convince it they’re loyal. Each clone tank is built 
  into the CloneBot’s outer wall, so imprisoned Troubleshooters can see outside and communicate freely with the rest of the team. They can even 
  break out by smashing the glass wall of the clone tank, if they’re willing to risk the painfully hefty ﬁ ne for destroying valuable Computer property. 
  Internal compartments contain extra basic gear, which it dispenses through a pneumatic tube. (Eric Minton)
   Cutebot Creche Defender 
  Cutebot Creche Defender 
   
  HPD closed down our creche thanks to my earlier clone so everything must go. One used 
  cutebot creche defender with original brain. Several stains on arm and chest but bot is 
  clean and sterilized. Original programming intact but variables have been erased. Input 
  names of Junior Citizens to protect, and it protects them very well. Comes fully loaded. 
  Help me pay my ﬁ nes, please!
  Comment on this item:
  I remember something like this when my ﬁ rst clone was in the creche. Mr. Happy was its name. 
  Anyone know if that one is available?—Franklin-R-TFV
  I grew up in EBR Sector, and we had a Mr. Happy too. I still remember when he took out that 
  Commie attack squad. I wonder if that’s why I have these nightmares?—queenstone206
  Customers who bid on Cutebot Creche Defender also viewed:
  The Little BLUE Transbot That Could (Turn In Traitors) Creche Book
  Binary Blocks Set
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 11,000cr. Violence 13. Armor 2, ablative. A cute (to the point of creepiness), fuzzy little bot that looks like a teddy 
  bear with big eyes and a huge smile. The cutebot protects young citizens still in a clone creche. It’s covered with soft 
  brown velvet and it can sing, dance and otherwise keep children happy and entertained. When activated, it asks for the names of those it should 
  protect. It cannot tell if these are children, adults or inanimate objects, but it treats them as young children (talks down to them, stops them from 
  running with sharp objects, enforces naptime with sleep gas, etc). The bot’s brain was previously used for guardbots and, unlike many bots, was 
  chosen speciﬁ cally for reprogramming. This is because the cutebot protects children against traitors as well as accidents. If the cutebot detects 
  an armed threat against its ‘children’, it reveals hidden fangs and claws (S5K impact) and an energy pistol (W3K energy). In Zap games, it also 
  reveals a gauss gun (W3K energy), a hand ﬂ amer (S3K energy), a tangler and a semi-automatic slugthrower with HEAT ammo (W2K impact). 
  Malfunction: The cutebot decides the best way to deal with ‘naughty children’ is capital punishment. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Bots / Health 
  and Safety Bots
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Talia-Y-DAB-3
  Current bid: 2,350cr
  Item location: MFG Sector 
  Clone Creche #29 (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately Express Mail 
  Delivery, Pneumatic Courier Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Tech-licensed credits
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   Docombot 
  Docombot 
   
   
  Ever wished your combot could do more than just blow away traitors? Perhaps you’ve 
  wondered if a docbot could do more than just amputate limbs and administer sweet, 
  sweet medicine? Now you can stop wondering!
  The docombot comes fully equipped with all the tools necessary for both vaporizing 
  Commie mutant traitors and administering emergency health care. Fitted with double-
  barreled cone riﬂ es, shoulder-mounted slugthrowers and a concealed belly ﬂ amethrower, 
  the docombot can tackle Commies with ease.
  Alongside this formidable weaponry is an array of surgical tools that would make any 
  loyal docbot shine with pride. Diamond-tipped blades adorn the chainsaw attachment, 
  ensuring swift, clean, fun amputations. Even more impressive are the special cone riﬂ e 
  dart rounds—perfect for speedy drug administration at a distance.
  This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get your hands on the ingenious marriage of combot and docbot in one amazing automated 
  friend. Both skilled surgeon and lethal death machine, this bot is the perfect accompaniment for the busy Troubleshooter or food 
  vat technician.
  Comes with two highly specialized bot personalities—Stormin’ Norman and Florence. Manual override operated via remote control 
  unit. Works a lot of the time. Quick sale wanted. Willing to accept reduced offers if you pick up the item yourself.
  Comment on this item:
  Be careful telling this bot ‘Take care of him.’—CautionAri
  Is it pronounced dock-em-bot or dough-kom-bot?—phonix872
  Both of its personalities are asking me to disconnect the other. Does anyone know a good bot psychologist?—Freddy McClone
  I’d just swap the two. Surgical combat precision and interesting uses for tranquilizers!—
  Tinkerbot
  Customers who bought Docombot also bought:
  ‘I Love Friend Computer’ Armor-Plated Underwear
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 35,000cr. Violence 08, Medical 15. Weapons: Cone riﬂ e with three solid slug shells (projectile weapon, W3K 
  impact, range 200m), slugthrower with solid AP ammo (W3K impact, armor-piercing, 3 shots, range 50m), ﬂ amethrower 
  (ﬁ eld weapon, S3K energy, 10 shots, area 20m, spray). Armor 2. Combot chassis with docbot attachments retroﬁ tted. Owing to its conﬂ icting 
  directives, the bot is prone to multiple personality disorder and self-loathing. ‘Please don’t ask me to shoot that guy! I don’t want that vicious brute 
  Norman taking over! Wouldn’t you like your teeth ﬂ ossed instead? Pleeease! [sob]’ You may wish to adjust the bot’s skill and specialty ratings by 
  personality currently in control. (Andy Fitzpatrick/Jeff Groves)
   Psychbot 
  Psychbot 
  For enhanced happiness in the face of adversity, you require the services of a Psychbot. Each of our proprietary Psychbots will 
  accompany you through thick and thin, easing your troubles and fears despite the treasonous efforts of Commies and mutants. 
  Strengthen your sanity! Reﬁ ne your rationality! Get a 
  Psychbot today!
  Comment on this item:
  Therapy’s a scam. It’s just a way for The Computer to get in 
  our heads. You know these bots just go and repeat everything 
  to IntSec anyway.—trustno1butme
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  Category: Bots / Misc / Experimental
  Qty available: 3
  Offered by: Red-I
  Current bid: 9,000cr
  Item location: Vulture Squadron, 
  Sector [DELETED FOR SECURITY 
  REASONS] (no map available)
  Delivery: Green Vulture 
  Express, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card only
  
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  Customers who bought Psychbot also bought:
  Happiness Drug Sampler
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 3,000cr. Management 07, Moxie 11; Pharmatherapy 10, Psychotherapy 14, Suggestion 10; Weapons: metal 
  limbs (S6W impact); no armor. A humanoid bot with fragile metal casing and a neutral but sympathetic expression. 
  The Psychbot follows its owner around and works to maintain his mental health. This involves lots of loaded questions, dream analysis and the 
  occasional primal scream. Because a Psychbot knows nothing useful outside the domain of mental health, it never understands that a stealth 
  mission to inﬁ ltrate a Commie base isn’t the best time to start a group therapy session. (Eric Minton)
   Pyrus-Class Warbot 
  Pyrus-Class Warbot 
   
   
  Vintage warbot Model 113-C—the most popular of the Pyrus-class warbots. A real 
  collector’s item! Completely refurbished, ‘good as new’. Ammunition not included.
  Comment on this item:
  Ammo for the missile launcher can be hard to get through normal channels.—WarManiac
  COME TO ALL-YOU-WANT-AMMO FOR ALL YOUR AMMUNITION NEEDS SECTOR KHR 
  OFFICES 992.63/227.5—ADBOT77215
  Customers who bought Pyrus-class Warbot also bought: 
  Oil (200-liter drum)
  Really Really Old Radar-Guided Missiles (crate of 12)
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 50,000cr. Management 02, Stealth 02, Violence 10 (Agility 01). Weapons: obsolete ﬂ echette blaster (S2D impact, 
  10m, spray, armor counts double); obsolete slugthrower (W3K impact, 50m); obsolete radar-guided missile (W2K impact, 
  range 1,000m, area 20m, easily jammed); old yet still current ﬂ amethrower (S3K energy, 20m, area 20m, spray). Armor: 3. This clunky-looking 
  combot (think of a 1960s Soviet tank in humanoid form) is dangerous, but nowhere near as effective as modern warbots. Though it has powerful 
  weaponry, its targeting and armor are sub-par, its maneuverability atrocious and the original bot brain antiquated. Many Pyrus-class warbots verge 
  on senility, and may follow rules and regulations decades out-of-date—or (in Zap and Classic games) just reminisce about the good old days and 
  grump about disrespectful young’uns. (‘I can’t go faster! My treads hurt like the dickens! Would someone oil them? You kids, always rushing…in 
  my day people really knew how to ﬁ re a laser!’) (Eric Reuss)
   Queuebot 
  Queuebot 
   
  Standing in lines is fun, but what happens if a Commie plot forces you to be in two places 
  at once? Introducing Queuebot, the little bot that stands in line for you! A quick swipe of 
  your ME Card gives Queuebot the data needed to hold your place in line. Simply bring 
  Queuebot with you, get in line, switch it on and walk away! It even keeps your place 
  secure by warning others not to cut in front of it! New treads and upgraded processor 
  makes this like new, only better!
  Comment on this item:
  Citizens should buy several. Don’t forget to swipe your card.—fr33km0mm33 
  Customers who bought Queuebot also bought:
  Know Your Way Around the Form Request Form by Sammy-Y
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 1,500cr. Queuebot, a two-meter tall lightpost with treads, can move along with the line and announce to 
  others it’s holding its owner’s place, but it has no arms, weapons or other way of stopping people from cutting ahead 
  in line. It also cannot read security clearances. In Straight games, this usually means the Queuebot politely points out how line cutting, though 
  permitted by citizens of higher clearance, is still bad manners. In Classic games, the bot cites (in an ominously unemotional tone) the laws and 
  regulations the individual is violating. In Zap games, those upper-clearance citizens get annoyed at a bot screaming in their face, ‘Traitor! No 
  one cuts in front of Sarah-O-LLG-2 and lives!’ If Queuebot reaches the front of the line before the owner comes back, it tries to hold up the line 
  until he returns. Whether QueueBots are actually legally entitled to hold places in line is information available at Clearance GREEN. Because 
  Category: Bots / Combat / Antique
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: CmdrSlam (292)
  Current bid: 22,900cr
  Item location: INDIGO Residence 
  Block SGS/993-4/B (map)
  Delivery: Direct (orders to 
  bot) or Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: Payment++, 
  PayNow, PayUp, Trade
  Category: Bots / Personal 
  / Time Saving
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Triple M Used Bots
  Current bid: 3,620cr
  Item location: MMM Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, PLC 
  Moderately Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  
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  the Queuebot holds a character’s ME Card data, it also leaves the character vulnerable to identity theft. Let’s hope the bot is still there when he 
  gets back. (Bill O’Dea)
   Robutler Model 104n/CCL 
  Robutler Model 104n/CCL 
   
  For auction is one Model 104n/CCL Robutler in very good condition. Among the most 
  sophisticated housebots of its time, the 104n/CCL compares favorably with the best bots 
  on the market today. Uses a Class 4 bot brain with rot7/A operating system. Functions 
  include light household cleaning, apparel selection and aid, food preparation and general 
  hygiene. Will ship anywhere in Alpha Complex. Bidders with negative feedback please 
  contact me before placing a bid. Thanks!
  Comment on this item:
  My ME Card disappeared! I think the courier must have swiped it. Don’t trust BBPT. I may 
  sue!—Kalipso
  Dude, I doubt you’ve got high enough security clearance to even know what that means.—
  yellowsmoke
  Customers who bought Robutler Model 104n/CCL also bought: 
  Property Patrol Theft Insurance
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 3,000cr. Management 09, Bootlicking 13, Hygiene 13, Stealth 07, Concealment 14, Sleight of Hand 14. 
  Weapons: various limbs (S5K impact); Armor: None. A highly competent valet and majordomo, the Robutler Model 
  104n/CCL keeps perfect track of its owner’s possessions. In fact, it keeps track of everyone’s possessions, and will pick up anything that’s not 
  nailed down and hide it in one of its many internal compartments. Its kleptomania cannot be removed without weeks of bot therapy or damage 
  to the bot brain. (Eric Minton)
   SkeetRat 1.0 
  SkeetRat 1.0 
   
   
  Need target practice? Get SkeetRat! SkeetRat is quick, sharp and sleek! SkeetRat skitters, 
  scuttles and scurries! SkeetRat has evil glowing red eyes, just like a Commie! SkeetRat 
  dodges your shots as fast as the slickest mutant traitor! SkeetRat hides in corners and 
  leaps from the shadows! Nothing sharpens your marksmanship like SkeetRat!
  For your purchase, you will receive one stainless steel SkeetRat with remote control. Battery not included. 
  MacCyber not liable for damage caused by SkeetRat.
  Comment on this item:
  This thing drives my poor petbot absolutely crazy! He just keeps barking and barking all 
  night.—lola
  Aaaagh! Aaagh! Get it off me! Get it off me!—guest
  Customers who bought SkeetRat 1.0 also bought: 
  SnapTrap
  GM ONLY! RED. 450cr. Stealth 08, Sneaking 
  12, Violence 08, Agility 12; Weapons: 
  Stainless steel teeth (S5M impact); Armor 1. A small, toothy, 
  armor-plated robotic rat with an antenna for a tail. An incredibly 
  stupid bot, the SkeetRat has no mem card ports; it’s only 
  good for target practice. All it knows how to do is to run, hide, 
  gnaw and attack when cornered. Once it bites, it won’t let go. 
  Happily, in this situation it’s easy to shoot; a miss means the 
  rat’s victim may be hit instead.
  The remote control has just two buttons: one to switch the 
  bot on and off, and one to recall it to the user. Unfortunately, 
  Category: Bots / Household
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Randi-B
  Current bid: 1,251cr
  Item location: CCL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package 
  Transit, Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  Category: Bots / Entertainment 
  / Combat
  Qty available: 3
  Offered by: MacCyber (a licensed 
  Technical Services ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 120cr
  Item location: PLC Depot 
  4, UNR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  METro Checks, PayNow
  
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  SkeetRat’s antenna is usually the ﬁ rst thing to get shot off (especially likely when it’s attached to a PC’s arm), at which point it no longer responds 
  to the remote. It promptly hides in a power conduit or its owner’s bed, where its proclivity to gnaw may bring unpleasant consequences later in 
  the mission. (Eric Minton)
   ‘Sniffer’ Petbot Mk 5 
  ‘Sniffer’ Petbot Mk 5 
   
  The ‘Sniffer’—latest in the advanced Petbot line—incorporates advanced stealth technology 
  and recon protocols, to provide a superb support unit in a pressurized enemy environment 
  and a reliable, comforting friend to relieve naturally accrued stress levels without recourse to 
  medication. Incorporates an advanced internal power cell and static capacitor backup.
  Customers who bid on ‘Sniffer’ Petbot Mk 5 also viewed:
  Scoopbot
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 2,000cr. The Sniffer Petbot is a sturdy four-limbed poodle-shaped 
  bot with Armor 2 and a nasty nip (Bite 12, S5W impact). The bot sports 
  stealth pads and hardware mufﬂ ers (Stealth 08, Skulk About 14). It records audiovisual input and 
  chemical sensor readings (range 100m).
  The bot also carries a dozen remote surveillance relay limpets—ﬁ st-sized, cone-shaped devices ejected just beneath the tail. The relay limpets 
  provide motion and chemical detection to a range of 100m, and send the bot’s accumulated data to any standard multicorder, even those beyond 
  standard effective range. With all relays laid, the bot can roam more than a kilometer from base and still supply sensor feedback.
  The relays are prone to interference and jamming. Each has an experimental micro power cell that explodes like a grenade (W3K impact) if thrown 
  against a hard surface or hit by weapon ﬁ re. A Busted result on the petbot means all undeployed relays shoot out and explode, making the bot 
  an uncontrolled grenade launcher. A malfunctioning petbot ﬁ xates on a speciﬁ c random chemical and tracks it with unwavering intent, leading the 
  owner on a merry chase. (Paul Baldowski)
   T-99 Bodyguardbot 
  T-99 Bodyguardbot 
   
   
  Feast your eyes, citizen, on this marvelous guardbot! The ‘Titanium Tetra’ T-99 
  Bodyguardbot defends you tirelessly and without fail. It comes equipped with several handy 
  weapons systems, and it’s dedicated solely to your protection. The T-99’s state-of-the-art 
  Class 5c/9.7 bot brain handles most any problem with split-second accuracy. Used, but in 
  excellent condition; damage to the chassis has been repaired by the manufacturer. You 
  won’t regret this fantastic offer. Postage not covered by the cost of this auction.
  Comment on this item:
  Heard they discontinued the whole bodyguardbot research program when the Armed Forces got 
  offended (and offensive). Don’t let this thing parade around a bunch of Vultures, and don’t expect 
  to ﬁ nd replacement parts easily.—Insider42
  Customers who bought T-99 Bodyguardbot also bought: 
  Funeral Gift Pak
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 8,000cr. Management 07, Cast Blame for Mayhem on Owner 13; 
  Stealth 08, High Alert 12, Surveillance 12; Violence 10, Hand Weapons 14. 
  Weapons: energy pistol (W3K energy), neurowhip (S4M 
  energy), truncheon (S5K impact). Armor: 1. The T-99 takes 
  its bodyguard duties seriously; you might call it overprotective. 
  Also homicidal. Anyone who even looks at its owner the wrong 
  way risks a pre-emptive strike, which it justiﬁ es post hoc as 
  a logical consequence of its owner’s commands. The bot’s 
  rationalizations don’t help get its owner off the hook, and may 
  well put him in a worse position than a mere physical attack 
  ever could. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Bots / Non-
  Humanoid / Recon
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Allen-X
  Current bid: 450cr
  Item location: GPS Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Cards, PayNow
  Category: Bots / Combat
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Miranda-B-GOS-4
  Current bid: 6,002cr
  Item location: MIQ Sector (map)
  Delivery: Green Vulture 
  Express, Transbot
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Payment++
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   Luxury Time Yacht 
  Luxury Time Yacht 
   
  Now available: one Luxury Time Vessel! 
  Seats six in perfect comfort. Fully equipped 
  with dark brown pleather couches and fully 
  stocked minibar. Advanced chronoptic 
  guidance systems and sensor array controlled 
  by friendly and knowledgeable bot brain. 
  Prototype for cutting-edge Time Force 
  Category: Vehicles / Multi-
  Personnel / Misc
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Unique Merchandise 
  Consortium (545)
  Current bid: 97,000cr
  Item location: ?? Sector 
  (no map available)
  Delivery: Illuminati Nightcycle Express
  Payment accepted: 
  Unlicensed credits only
  designs, but now available for personal use. Be the only private citizen in Alpha Complex 
  to own your very own Time Machine!
  Comment on this item:
  Ridiculous! The Jaeger-V Hypothesis strictly denies the possibility of time travel.—Jaeger-V
  Maybe so, but then how do you explain the Time Force? Do you really think the Armed Forces would be spending billions of credits on a 
  hopeless boondoggle?—trustno1butme
  Do I even need to answer that?—bluegoo
  Customers interested in Luxury Time Yacht might also be interested in:
  Miniaturization Suit
  Dimensional Portal Mark 2
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 100,000cr. Bot brain has Management 12, Chutzpah 16, Stealth 10, Surveillance 14; Wetware 12, Pharmatherapy 
  16, Suggestion 16. A ﬂ ashy, tacky Hollywood-style time machine—Barbarella meets The Jetsons. Time travel may or 
  may not be possible, but this particular time machine is a total scam. The bot brain uses time-lapse imagery to create the illusion of time rushing 
  by on the viewscreen. In the lab, it gets backup from scientists desperate to pass off their work as successful; in the characters’ hands, it has to 
  make do by wafting hallucinogens into the air and trying to convince passengers they’re really back in the Cretaceous. Is a high-clearance NPC 
  aboard? Does he have a stake in proving the machine works? If so, sharp PCs should work hard to convince each other that yes, those scrubot-
  looking things really are dinosaurs. (Eric Minton)
  QUIKLINKS
  Cable Spyder 
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  DeltaWheel Class 3000 Autocar 
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  LubriSkates 
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  RailRider 
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  A working time machine?
  Maybe Alpha Complex really does have a working time machine. This entails a mission all to itself, if only to let the players pop a few days into the 
  future and pick up the numbers for the next MMJ Sector Lottery. We don’t have room to include all the information you’d need for such a mission, 
  but we’re sure to publish some Zap-style time travel missions one of these days. If we remember. The most important elements:
  1: ‘Can we stop and ask for directions?’ Time machines should be erratic at best, sending the players off to the next millennium rather than next 
  Twosday. Never let the time machine become a reliable asset, if you let it be an asset at all.
  2: ‘There’s no place like home.’ Other eras should impart as much fear and ignorance as Alpha Complex itself. If the players make it back to the 
  Old Reckoning, they won’t understand anything at all about how the society works. This goes double if they accidentally crushed a lemur back in 
  the Cretaceous and now, having changed history, face a dystopian society of intelligent manic-depressive Confucian velociraptors in what should 
  be 1950s California.
  3: ‘Never let them see you sweat.’ Don’t get too worked up over the time machine’s ability to bounce from eon to eon faster than you can think of 
  creative ways to make the players suffer. Feel free to send the time machine back to the same dangerous era over and over again, or let it break 
  down in the middle of an ice age. Or just have it materialize inside solid rock. New clones, please!
  
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   Cable Spyder 
  Cable Spyder 
   
  Forget the problem you had with trafﬁ c. This is the way to get around in the future. The 
  future is here and you need to be with it or be not getting with it. Indeed, you are. And 
  you can buy this now to end your trafﬁ c nightmares and get above it all. One previous 
  careful owner.
  Comment on this item:
  It’s not terribly useful for close spaces—not that it couldn’t ﬁ re its grapples along the length of a 
  narrow hallway, but if it can’t get up high enough, any trafﬁ c underneath rams into the thing. Not 
  that I know this personally (it was my team leader’s fault).—Nocommentscurrently
  Customers who bid on Cable Spyder also viewed:
  Original Indefatigable Webulator Suit
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 30,000cr. Experimental. Armor: 2. The Cable Spyder looks like an enormous metallic acorn, with small plexiglas 
  portholes and a single thick, clawed foot. Seats four comfortably, double if safety isn’t a concern. The ‘cap’ of the acorn 
  is a rotating outer case with four wide-bore cannons.
  Occupants program the destination through a PDC-compatible port. Once activated, the Spyder lauches a ﬂ exible grapple-line from one cannon, 
  targeted at a nearby wall or solid surface. The opposing cannon does the same, in the opposite direction, creating an anchoring line. The Spyder 
  then winches itself along this line, above ground trafﬁ c, the cannons taking up and feeding new line as needed. At the cable endpoint the unused 
  cannons locate a suitable surface and ﬁ re another grapple-line. Once secured, the previous cable is sliced free; its oddly foamy material will 
  decompose in about an hour. Then the Spyder climbs the new line. This process continues, like some arthritic web-slinging superhero-cum-vehicle, 
  until the Spyder reaches its destination.
  The whole contraption sways wildly and creaks ominously, making passengers suspect the thing could crash down into trafﬁ c. The cables 
  are vulnerable to damage, and decomposition time varies worryingly. Falling grapple-cables may cause accidents or injury. Each cannon has 
  separate manual controls, so multiple passengers must cooperate to deploy and cut lines. (‘No! Don’t press the button yet! It’s not locked on to 
  any—AAAAaaaaaaa….’) (Paul Baldowski)
   Crawler Seed 
  Crawler Seed 
   
   
  When you need to move through a ruined sector—its tubeways choked with rubble, its 
  corridors full of tainted water or bad air—there’s nothing better than a crawler. But how 
  to ﬁ t a crawler through the passages you take to get there? Not impossible…if you have 
  Crawler Seed!
  Like all our Vehicle Seeds, the Crawler Seed uses advanced nanotechnology to build you 
  a brand-new crawler from scratch! Once it’s activated, nanobots swarm out and break 
  down the surrounding material to construct the crawler molecule by molecule. Just plant 
  it in a heap of rubble, turn it on and let it go!
  Comment on this item:
  Even in a ruined sector, be real careful where you activate one of these. Set it up by a live power 
  conduit, and the nanobots will fry themselves trying to eat the power cables. Put it near your own 
  equipment, and the nanobots make a beeline for your PDC to get important rare earth elements. 
  And if you start it near a decommissioned reactor, your crawler will probably wind up radioactive.—Alexandra-G
  Still, an interesting way to trash an entire area on a time-release schedule.—ticker
  Customers who bought 
  Crawler Seed also bought:
  Flybot Seed
  Vulturecraft Seed
  Subsector Seed
  Category: Vehicle / Multi-
  Personnel / Experimental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Hurts Fleet Surplus
  Current bid: 5,650cr
  Item location: DKL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  Category: Vehicles / Kits
  Qty available: 2
  Offered by: NanoTech 
  Enterprises RND (a licensed 
  Research & Design lab)
  Current bid: 80,000cr
  Item location: NanoTech Quarantine 
  Unit 1, RGC Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  
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  GM ONLY! GREEN. 80,000cr (in Straight games, 120,000). Audaciously experimental. Weapons: ﬁ rethrower (S3K energy, 10 shots, 
  range 20m, area effect (60-degree cone), spray); Armor: 4. The seed really works! Of course, it has to eat a lot of matter 
  to do so, which can be bad news for characters who don’t get out of the way. Rumors that the nanobots can get out of control and keep eating 
  matter indeﬁ nitely, eventually digesting all of Alpha Complex, are of course entirely treasonous. Foreign nanobots, electromagnetic interference 
  or other disturbances may cause the nanobots to make interesting mistakes in the construction process. The resulting tracked crawler is primitive, 
  lacking a bot brain and many other amenities, but it’s airtight, fully fueled and equipped with all the usual mechanical bits, so what else could you 
  ask for? Getting the crawler out of the crater left by the nanobots may be awkward, and the places it goes rarely have refueling facilities.
  Speed of construction varies by style. In Straight, it can take days for the nanobots to slowly break down the surrounding area, leaving a broad 
  crater heaped with powdery debris consisting of elements unneeded in construction. Classic vehicle seeds work much faster, possibly taking only 
  a few minutes. In Zap, the vehicle pops out of the ground fully formed, though it may need watering and fertilizer. (Eric Minton)
   DeltaWheel Class 3000 Autocar 
  DeltaWheel Class 3000 Autocar 
   
  For sale: high-quality, well-maintained autocar. Manufactured by DeltaWheel Industries 
  PLC. Racin’ Red paintjob with black trim. Friendly and cheerful attitude, stereophonic 
  sound system, high-quality air recirculation and temperature control. May be charged at 
  any convenient wall socket. Be sure to check all my auctions this week.
  Comment on this item:
  Why are you selling me, Anna-Y? I love you! Please don’t make me go away!—
  DeltaWheel3000
  Customers who bought DeltaWheel Class 3000 Autocar also bought: 
  Fuzzy Dice
  ‘Aur-Frecheneir’ Aerosol Spray
  GM ONLY! RED. 14,000cr. Management 06, Provide Relaxing Driving Experience 
  12; Stealth 04, Shadowing 08, Avoid Heavy Trafﬁ c 10; Violence 05, Hit 
  Pedestrians 11. Weapons: hit and run (S4K impact, modify boost up or down based on acceleration). Armor: 1. This sleek and sexy autocar’s bot 
  brain is exceedingly friendly. It also can’t cope with being left alone. It extends trips far longer than necessary, refuses to unlock its doors to let 
  passengers out and follows the Troubleshooters around like a lost puppy. (Eric Minton)
   LubriSkates 
  LubriSkates 
   
  One pair of LubriSkates for sale. Excellent condition, used for less than a month. Not 
  damaged or faulty in any way, I simply don’t need them any more after my promotion! 
  Great for near-frictionless skating to work or for exercise in your local RED gymnasium. 
  Comes with three LubReﬁ lls for each skate.
  Comment on this item:
  Great for shaking pursuit. I love watching Vulture Warriors sliding all over the place!—KubiKill
  Leaves a real mess. Drives scrubots crazy. I’d call that progress.—trickwire45
  If these skates are near frictionless, can you turn at all? Do you need to run for a bit, building up 
  some speed before the lubricant works?—Bill-O
  Customers who bought LubriSkates also bought:
  8003BH/77-b Voucher for Unhygienic Behavior (pre-approved)
  GM ONLY! RED. 500cr. Press a button on the side of one of these unusually broad boots and it starts to ooze a thin ﬁ lm of lubricant 
  from the sole, creating a near-frictionless surface. Activating one or both boots permits a ﬂ uid skating movement, à la the 
  Slippery Skin mutation. Using the skates under strenuous conditions calls for a successful Violence/Agility check to avoid a crash. Trying to switch 
  the boots off also calls for an Agility roll to keep from falling down. Anyone else who tries to cross the lubricant trail skids helplessly unless he 
  Category: Vehicles / Autocars
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Anna-Y
  Current bid: 14,000cr
  Item location: Public Autocar 
  Garage 605, PWK Sector (map)
  Delivery: Transbot, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: PayNow, PayUp
  Category: Vehicles / 
  Personal / Non-Bot
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Kent-Y-IOW-4
  Current bid: 500cr
  Item location: IOW Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Plasticreds
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  succeeds in a Violence/Agility check; drivers must instead roll Hardware/Vehicle Ops and Maintenance. In Zap games, the lubricant is ﬂ ammable, 
  mutagenic, hallucinogenic or all three. (Eric Minton)
   Mind-Controlled Wheelchair 
  Mind-Controlled Wheelchair 
   
  Introducing the ﬁ rst motorized wheelchair controlled by your mind! Ergonomic helmet 
  reads brainwaves and responds to thought commands. Works for all citizens regardless 
  of clearance, medications or brainscrubs. Now citizens with major injuries can still ﬁ ght 
  the Good Fight against the Red Menace. Battery pack good for 100 hours.
  Comment on this item:
  For good times, take the helmet off the chair and connect it to a wireless emitter. Get someone 
  else in the chair, and put the helmet on your head. Ha!—BlueBishop
  A guy doesn’t have to be missing limbs to use this chair. SureSeal Tape will keep him in 
  too.—happy_happy
  Customers who bought Mind-Controlled Wheelchair also bought:
  SureSeal Xtreme Tape
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,500cr. A wheelchair with an electric-chair skullcap attached to 
  a pole on the back. The helmet reads the brain’s most basic impulses. 
  A character can control the wheelchair by thought unless stressed, annoyed, afraid, etc. Then the wheelchair ignores a character’s thoughts in 
  favor of the character’s dark, subconscious id: It turns and runs from a ﬁ reﬁ ght, aims right at food and water or tries to ‘attack’ another character 
  (‘Stop, chair! Go back! The Commies are the other way! Bad chair!’). If the player gets a 20 on any roll while in the chair, his character’s id takes 
  over until the helmet is removed. (Bill O’Dea)
   Mobile Residential Unit Model RF6 
  Mobile Residential Unit Model RF6 
   
  If you’re on the go, go, go!, you need a Mobile Residential Unit! Combines all the amenities 
  of an apartment with the smooth travel of an autocar! Let your MRU’s bot brain guide 
  you gently down the tubeway through the long, slow hours of the night. You awaken, 
  refreshed, 20 sectors away! Model RF6 comes complete with ample sleeping facilities 
  and other conveniences for a full set of six passenger/residents. Other models available; 
  visit our other auctions or read our online catalog for details!
  Comment on this item:
  Tried to hook up a manual override so I could drive, but the brain freaked out and started 
  screaming. Then it locked me in the bathroom. By the time it let me out the mission was 
  over!—screwraker
  Customers who bought Mobile Residential Unit Model RF6 also bought:
  Bot Brain Auxiliary Memory Unit (Grade 454/c)
  GM ONLY! RED. 25,000cr. Management 06, Hygiene 10, Chutzpah 10; Surveillance 
  15; Accidentally Hit Pedestrian 10; Inaccurate Armchair Psychoanalysis 
  12. Weapons: Hit and run (S3K impact, modify boost up or down based on acceleration). No armor. 
  Commonly assigned to Troubleshooter teams on extended missions. Laid out much like a RED 
  dormitory, with a single living/sleeping room for the whole team, a tiny kitchen nook and an even 
  tinier bathroom. Furniture is bolted to the ﬂ oor in case of tight cornering. The bot brain is a cheerful 
  busybody; it’s terribly friendly, but it constantly pries into everyone’s business and snoops on their 
  conversations, then pipes up with unwanted advice on their personal problems. It’s also scatterbrained, and sometimes loses track of where it’s 
  going or forgets to stop and refuel. It’s up to you whether this trailer has a Tension level; consider a Tension equivalent to a normal residence of 
  the user’s clearance. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Vehicles / Residential
  Qty available: 26
  Offered by: EconoGo PLC (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 25,000cr
  Item location: EconoGo Lot 
  667, EEA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Personal pickup, RailMail
  Payment accepted: QwikCredit
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  COMFORT!
  Category: Vehicles / Medical 
  Vehicles / Patient Mobility
  Qty available: 6
  Offered by: Mobility Professionals (a 
  licensed Technical Services ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 1,700cr
  Item location: Orthopedics-R-
  Us, EES Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, 
  PLC SupaExpress
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, Tech licensed credits
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   RailRider 
  RailRider 
   
  This is the sweetest little vehicle this side of MLY Sector. RailRider hooks onto the electric 
  rail in a tubetrain tube and rides it all the way to the end of the line! Feel the air whip by 
  you as you zoom past slowpoke clones on the station platform! Never get delayed by 
  transbot schedules again. Get your RailRider today!
  RailRider sold without warranty. Seller not responsible for any damages incurred by use of RailRider.
  Comment on this item:
  Even at maximum speed, this thing moves slower than an express tubetrain. Need I say 
  more?—Justin-G
  Customers who bought RailRider also bought:
  Impact-Resistant Crash Helmet
  ShokPrufe Insulated Boots
  Supa-Puffa Chest-Mounted Airbag
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 500cr. RailRider resembles the bastard 
  child of a jackhammer and a pogo stick. It works 
  great, as long as you’re riding a contiguous rail segment. Junctions and the 
  like may require a Hardware/Vehicle Ops roll to avoid a nasty tumble onto the third rail (S2K energy). Plastic and titanium-magnesium construction 
  makes it light enough to carry (30kg), but it’s bulky and troublesome to haul around. In Straight games, RailRider owners can install a transponder 
  to keep transbots from running it down—but the transponder is BLUE Clearance and costs 2,000cr. (Eric Minton)
   Tunnel Ski 
  Tunnel Ski 
   
   
  Enjoy rushing through the Alpha Complex enclosed marine transit system with Tunnel 
  Ski! Faster, sleeker, cooler than any other commercially available recreational watercraft! 
  Carries pilot and two passengers in ease and luxury! High-powered jet pump mechanism 
  channels water for extreme fast motion, sending up exciting wash of spray! Entertain 
  yourself in high-clearance recreational aquatic zones in hundreds of exclusive subsectors! 
  Ideal for mission transport in water and waste conduits. Mission-tested by Vulture 
  Squadron Bravo 9! Amazing utility! Extreme convenience! Style and comfort beyond 
  imagination!
  Comment on this item:
  I can tell you for sure Vulture Squadron Bravo 9 never used these things. C’mon, they’re not 
  even armored!—VultureBoi27
  Customers who bought Tunnel Ski also bought:
  PlutoniumPal Portable Power Pack
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 8,000cr. A reverse-engineered Old Reckoning three-person jet ski with an electric motor and rechargeable battery. 
  Generally issued to Troubleshooters for traveling through sewers or the Outdoors. Unfortunately, its ﬁ lter mechanisms 
  are woefully inadequate to deal with the debris found in such locations; Troubleshooters inevitably ﬁ nd their transportation breaks down or runs 
  out of power just when they’re accelerating down a darkened tunnel at 100kph to escape the Commie hordes…. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Vehicles / 
  Personal / Non-Bot
  Qty available: 12
  Offered by: TraveLynx (77)
  Current bid: 550cr
  Item location: TRM Sector (map)
  Delivery: RailMail (of course!)
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  Category: Vehicle / Marine / Non-Bot
  Qty available: 400
  Offered by: ZetaZoom LLC (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 8,000cr
  Item location: PLC Depot 
  42, KWS Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC SupaExpress
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Payment++, QwikCredit
  EXHILARATING!
  EXHILARATING!
  
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  Medications—13 INVIGORATING ITEMS!
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   New You (persidax) 
  New You (persidax) 
   
  When you don’t have the right personality for 
  the job, don’t give up. Don’t give in! Instead, 
  give yourself a persidax! Our new ‘New You’ pill 
  will make you into someone new! Each capsule 
  contains a zillion tiny viral enhancers that give 
  you personality and skills needed for the task 
  at hand. One container of persidax contains 
  20 capsules, each with its own distinctly 
  labeled alternate persona. Don’t be stuck being 
  yourself any longer! Buy your way into a new 
  way of life! Try persidax today!
  Category: Pharmaceuticals 
  / Enhancers / Viral
  Qty available: 20,000
  Offered by: HPD-BrainBudz (a 
  licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 10cr
  Item location: HPD-BrainBudz 
  Pharmaceutical Storage 
  Center, TGR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot
  Payment accepted: ME Card, METro 
  Checks, PayUp, Payment++
  Comment on this item:
  Persidax: wonder drug or freakish fraud? Tune in to AlphaNet News, tonight at 23:00!—Friendly 
  Frank-U
  I was elbow-deep in Sven-R’s entrails, working away with a vibro-scalpel and a tube of 
  UltraGlue, and I had no idea I didn’t know what I was doing! So much for that Medical Services 
  Technician pill! It must have been defective or something. Tossed the whole jar and bought a 
  new one. I hope these work better.—synth5
  Customers who bought New You (persidax) also bought:
  200 Slimes!
  Experimental Flavor #72
  GM ONLY! RED. 10cr/capsule. Availability: Issued for missions requiring a wide 
  range of skills. Effects: Each pill contains a mnemonic virus that takes 
  over the character’s frontal cortex. Within a few rounds of taking the pill, this virus imprints 
  the user’s brain with a painfully exaggerated false personality. This new persona has lots of 
  ‘can-do’ spirit, sharply increasing all Management skill and specialty ratings. However, the 
  drug enhances no other skills or specialties and provides no knowledge of the designated 
  profession. The capsules are labeled in such microscopically tiny print it’s generally impossible 
  to ﬁ gure out which one you’re getting until it takes effect. Side-effects: Cheerful twitchiness. 
  Aftereffects: Headaches and fatigue. Long-term use can result in addiction, organic damage 
  or insanity. Method of application: Capsule. Duration: One day. (Eric Minton)
  QUIKLINKS
  ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum 
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  Focusol Maximum Strength IR (thiahexadrine) 82
  Laser Sharp (thiamaram) 
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  MelloWake (clonoglazeron) 
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  New You (persidax) 
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  Night Stalker (vulpazine) 
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  Overdose Helper (oxyﬂ ucocillin) 
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  ReAnimator (necronomicil) 
  84
  Regro (diphenhydromegatoxine) 
  85
  Scramble (jargotan) 
  85
  Smilies (smilase tetrasildenaﬁ l) 
  86
  Sodium Pentathol (not BelievaPills!) 
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  Toothpasty Supplement #5 
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  Persona List
  1: Bedding Inspector
  2: BLUE Room Catering Waiter
  3: Consumer Advocate
  4: Credit License Checker
  5: Experimental Flavor Expert
  6: Form Classiﬁ cation Consultant
  7: Fuel Rod Disposal Professional
  8: Medical Services Technician
  9: Nightcycle News Anchor
  10: Pharmaceuticals Provider
  11: Scrubot
  12: Semantics Controller
  13: Sensitivity Trainer
  14: Slime Identiﬁ er
  15: Teela-O-MLY
  16: Telemarketer
  17: Vehicle Therapist
  18: Vulture Squadron Recruiter
  19: Vulture Warrior
  20: Weapon Effectiveness Assessor
  INFORMATION WANTED
  Internal Security seeks traitorous fugitive ofﬁ cials of the HPD&MC service ﬁ rm Bubbly Ideas HPD, architects of the Bouncy 
  Bubble Beverage advertising campaign recently declared treasonous.
  Citizens who provide evidence leading to the apprehension or termination of these traitors will earn the gratitude of The Computer 
  and its loyal ofﬁ cers in Internal Security, as well as special coupons for a free Extra-Large Barracks Size Bouncy Bubble 
  Beverage.
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  WORKING!
  WORKING!
  Category: Management and 
  Supervision / Workplace 
  Efﬁ ciency / Pharmaceuticals
  Qty available: 20 bottles 
  (15 pills/bottle)
  Offered by: Piffer Labs (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 160cr
  Item location: OCD Sector 
  PLC Distribution Warehouse 
  and Outlet Mall (map)
  Delivery: PLC SupaExpress, 
  Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit, Plasticreds
   ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum 
  ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum 
   
   
  ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum is the latest in sustained release combat pharmaceuticals. 
  Recently released by ConeRiﬂ e Gum & Drug, a licensed PLC service ﬁ rm and developed 
  by PharmaFriends Research, it is approved for all BLUE Clearance and above combat 
  and Troubleshooter troops. ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum provides the sustained release of a 
  powerful cocktail of combat drugs, ensuring battleﬁ eld supremacy. Please note, use in 
  noncombat situations is strongly prohibited. You must be at least BLUE Clearance to bid 
  on these items.
  Comment on this item:
  Some of this stuff accidentally wound up in a Junior Citizen creche in Sector YUH. One cutebot was so 
  confused it shot itself in the forehead for defending the kids against each other.—Jeff-Y-SHD-2
  Customers who bought ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum also bought:
  AF Remedial Video-File AF45-3B-t92 ‘Thymoglandin & You’
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 350cr/pack (6 pieces). Availability: Typically issued to BLUE Vultures. Effects: A powerful berserk-inducing combat 
  drug, which looks and tastes just like ConeRiﬂ e Bubble Gum, except for minor differences in the wrapper. Fortunately, the 
  two never get mis-wrapped or mis-shipped…. (Use this kind of mixup if players abuse their Battle Gum privileges.) When chewed, the gum sharply 
  increases all Violence specialty ratings. The user also temporarily gains Armor 1 due to sheer adrenal toughness. The user will attack whatever 
  he’s ordered to by anyone he recognizes as an authority. In the absence of clear orders, he attacks the most obvious threat. In the absence of an 
  obvious threat, he attacks anything that draws his attention. Battle gum remains effective for 5 minutes after it is spit out. If swallowed, it remains 
  active for at least several hours, or until it is no longer amusing. Effects do not stack for multiple pieces of gum. Side-effects: All non-Violence 
  skills are reduced to 1 while this drug is active, and for one hour thereafter. Aftereffects: Unpredictable, increased violent tendencies. Method of 
  application: Chew piece of gum. Duration: 1 hour + 5 minutes (spit out) or + several hours (swallowed). (Ben Engelsberg)
   Focusol Maximum Strength IR (thiahexadrine)
  Focusol Maximum Strength IR (thiahexadrine) 
   
   
  I used to have trouble paying attention after I’d assembled my 1,000th scrubot wheel 
  casing for the day. Thankfully, a buddy of mine gave me a few Focusol. Not only did I 
  stay focused on the job, but I was able to exceed my Mandatory Voluntary Production 
  Quota! Now Piffer Labs introduces Focusol Maximum Strength IR, with 10% more 
  benaphenaziterzine. They lowered their safety limits to help me work harder! What was 
  that? Our quota just increased? Bring it on!
  Comment on this item:
  Do NOT mix with asperquaint! Causes some of the most intense, vivid hallucinations I have ever 
  had. And I used to be a Drug Interaction Tester for R&D! Well, my previous clones did.—Rory-
  O-DFD-5
  Customers who bought Focusol Maximum Strength IR (thiahexadrine) also 
  bought:
  Asperquaint Extra-Strength Gelcaps
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 3 to 4cr/dose. Availability: Usually issued to workers with 
  repetitive jobs (i.e., most INFRAREDs). Effects: Stimulates the amygdala 
  region of the brain to create a temporary but severe version of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. 
  Users obsess about whatever is in front of them, and go through the same repetitive movements for 
  hours without stopping. Side-effects: Characters must succeed in a Wetware check to temporarily 
  focus on something else. Aftereffects: After several months of daily use, characters develop true 
  but sporadic OCD, obsessing over whatever they’ve done most often when on Focusol (this activity 
  pattern has been ‘burnt into’ their neurons). This tends to make simple things like eating Cold Fun and washing your face difﬁ cult. Method of 
  application: Capsule. Duration: 1 hour, or as long as it’s funny (or horrifying). (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Pharmaceuticals 
  / Combat / Chewy
  Qty available: 6
  Offered by: SER Sector Vulture 
  Squadron Barracks
  Current bid: 233cr
  Item location: SER Sector 
  AF warehouse (map)
  Delivery: Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  
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   Laser Sharp (thiamaram) 
  Laser Sharp (thiamaram) 
   
  Do you have TROUBLE CONCENTRATING? Does your mind WANDER from your 
  assigned tasks? Do you occasionally ﬁ nd yourself STRAYING from your COMPUTER-
  ASSIGNED RESPONSIBILITIES? If so, then you need thiamaram! One dose will keeps 
  your mind LASER SHARP! You will ﬁ nd yourself better able to FOCUS on JOB AT HAND! 
  Your ATTENTION SPAN will be virtually UNLIMITED! Don’t turn down the opportunity to 
  use this amazing MIRACLE DRUG! Start using thiamaram TODAY!
  Comment on this item:
  I hear clones who take this stuff go a little crazy if they can’t work on whatever it is they’re trained 
  in. Like, if you talk too loud while they’re reading, or if you take them off a project, they try to kill 
  you.—substatix
  Customers who bought Laser Sharp (thiamaram) also bought:
  Subordinate Leash (with Choke Collar)
  Intravenous Meal Substitute Solution
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 25cr/dose. Availability: Most often administered to specialist personnel in CPU. Effects: Subject focuses on 
  his strongest intellectual specialty to the exclusion of all else. Highest Knowledge specialty gains a signiﬁ cant bonus. If 
  the user has two (or more) ratings tied for highest, the user bounces between the two obsessions. (‘Really like air vents, pretty air vents, like to 
  clear the…ooh! Broken armor! Really like armor, pretty armor, like to ﬁ x armor….’) Side-effects: Disinterest in, and inability to concentrate on, 
  any other subject. All other skills and specialties are sharply reduced. Aftereffects: Effect duration increases with use, until eventually it becomes 
  permanent. Method of application: Injection. Duration: 1 scene (to start). (Eric Minton)
   MelloWake (clonoglazeron) 
  MelloWake (clonoglazeron) 
  Does Wide Awake give you headaches? Has taking a break from Wider Awake made 
  you see hairy purple spiders? We have what you need to get through the pyroxidine 
  blues! MelloWake contains the active ingredient clonoglazeron to smooth and soothe 
  your tired neurotransmitters, leaving you ready to face the day! Take one MelloWake 
  pill every morning with your approved pyroxidine supplement. Not all citizens will gain 
  the full beneﬁ ts of clonoglazeron. Some citizens may experience unusual side effects as 
  described in R&D Pharmaceutical Trial Report #[DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]. 
  MelloWake: it eases your day!
  Comment on this item:
  You can ease the withdrawal symptoms with regular doses of dynomorphin.—CoolFizz
  Dyno-what?—iluvteelao20971
  Customers who bought MelloWake (clonoglazeron) also bought:
  Clock-4-U Medicine Case w / Smart Scheduler
  GM ONLY! RED. 25cr/dose. Experimental. Availability: Issued for prolonged missions to disused sectors and other inaccessible areas. 
  Effects: Eliminates side-effects and aftereffects of pyroxidine and pyroxidine 2 when taken ﬁ ve to ten minutes before either 
  of those medications. Leaves the user feeling really mellow. Side-effects: Addiction. Aftereffects: Failure to take a daily dose results in withdrawal. 
  This generally involves insanity and/or permanent organic damage. Method of application: Capsule. Duration: 1 day. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Pharmaceuticals / 
  Ancillary / Experimental
  Qty available: 12,607 x 20
  Offered by: EveryWay R&D (a licensed 
  Research & Design service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 500cr
  Item location: Gate 27, EveryWay 
  R&D Terminal, TWT Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  Category: Pharmaceuticals 
  / Enhancers
  Qty available: 767
  Offered by: MiniDrug HPD (a 
  licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 25cr
  Item location: 14 MiniDrug 
  Plaza, BYJ Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  STAY  SHARP!
  STAY  SHARP!
  
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   Night Stalker (vulpazine) 
  Night Stalker (vulpazine) 
   
   
  You and your Troubleshooter team are heroically marching through a deserted sector 
  corridor, preparing to assault a Communist stronghold. Suddenly, the lights go out! Laser 
  ﬁ re rakes your team, inﬂ icting heavy casualties. You try to return ﬁ re, but you can’t see 
  where the attacks are coming from. You charge into the teeth of the ambush, hoping to take 
  down at least one traitor before your glorious death in the service of Friend Computer.
  But this need not happen to you! A single dose of vulpazine enhances your hearing 
  and smell, allowing you to operate freely in even the darkest environments. Guaranteed 
  nonaddictive. Some side effects may result from repeated use. Available in bottles of 20 
  tablets.
  Comment on this item:
  These work pretty well, but they always leave me hungry for Soylent Red.—Christopher-G
  Customers who bought Night Stalker (vulpazine) also bought:
  Soylent Ginsu Knife Set
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 10cr/tablet. Effects: Uses archived canine RNA to tinker with the sensory centers of the user’s brain. A dose of 
  vulpazine provides the equivalent of the Hypersenses mutation for hearing and smell only. Side-effects: Color blindness. 
  Aftereffects: Color blindness persists for a little while after the drug’s effects wear off. In Classic and Zap games, long-term use may lead to 
  permanent color blindness, hairy palms or a craving for raw meat. Method of application: Tablet. Duration: A few scenes. (Eric Minton)
   Overdose Helper (oxyﬂ ucocillin) 
  Overdose Helper (oxyﬂ ucocillin) 
   
  Too much of a good thing can kill you. Overdose Helper hunts down drugs already in 
  your bloodstream and deactivates them. Flushes your system of all artiﬁ cial chemicals 
  and leaves you clean. Never overdose againl!
  Comment on this item:
  I thought I was taking some apprehencizine, but I took some correcutrol instead. I would have died 
  if it weren’t for oxyﬂ ucocillin. Too bad I was shot for a security clearance violation.—lolaruns
  Customers who bought Overdose Helper (oxyﬂ ucocillin) also bought:
  Teela-O Wall Calendar
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 60cr/bottle. Effects: Within 15 minutes, cancels the effects of drugs currently in the user’s system. In Straight 
  games, only common drugs are ﬂ ushed. In Classic, common, happiness and hormone suppression drugs are affected. 
  Side-effects: In Classic games, users may be left confused as puberty tries to assert itself. In Straight games, the user may become violently ill 
  or suffer other withdrawal from sudden drug loss. Aftereffects: None, aside from possible IntSec interest. Method of application: Pill. Duration: 
  Instant. (Bill O’Dea)
   ReAnimator (necronomicil) 
  ReAnimator (necronomicil) 
   
  Alpha Complex can be dangerous, and sometimes your friends get hurt so badly even the 
  best medical care can’t pull them through. Normally you’d just wait for their next clone, but 
  now you have an alternative: Necronomicil! One injection ﬁ lls your fallen friend with the 
  energy to keep going despite his wounds. I guarantee you will be impressed and satisﬁ ed 
  with this astounding wonder drug! Will trade for experimental medical equipment.
  Comment on this item:
  If I die, please don’t shoot me up with this stuff. I mean, the CRUP link might not go down, right? 
  I don’t want my next clone to go around drooling over everyone’s brains.—TimeOut
  Category: Pharmaceuticals / 
  Enhancers / Experimental
  Qty available: 3,500 x 20
  Offered by: BLUEgene R&D 
  (a licensed Research & 
  Design service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 200cr
  Item location: BLUEgene Laboratory 
  Compound 1, XMS Sector (map)
  Delivery: R&D Special Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  METro Checks, PayNow, 
  Payment++, QwikCredit
  Category: Pharmaceuticals / Other
  Qty available: 1,150 bottles 
  (10 pills per bottle)
  Offered by: debbie55
  Current bid: 45cr/bottle
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: Unlicensed credits
  Category: Pharmaceuticals / 
  Enhancers / Experimental
  Qty available: 5
  Offered by: Herb-R-WST-6
  Current bid: 37cr
  Item location: RKM Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
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  Customers who bought ReAnimator (necronomicil) also bought:
  1001 Fun Anatomical Facts
  Home Vivisection Kit
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 100cr/dose. Scarily experimental. Effects: Restores a freshly dead character to a shambling zombie-like state. 
  Causes harm to living recipients. (W3K bio; a Maimed result indicates the limb injected with necronomicil becomes dead 
  and gangrenous; a Killed result slays the recipient and turns him into a zombie, as above.) If a dead PC gets zombiﬁ ed by necronomicil, the player 
  may keep playing the zombie until his next clone shows up. Side-effects: Hunger for brains; in Classic games, the PC doesn’t necessarily want to 
  eat your brains right away. Aftereffects: The target is still a corpse, though an unusually active one. It is unaffected by wounds, and it decays at 
  the normal rate. Knowledge skills and overall intelligence drop rapidly. Though the character may be able to keep it together for a while, its desire 
  to fulﬁ ll secret society missions and the like eventually gives way entirely to mindless, ravening brain-hunger. Additional doses keep the target 
  reanimated until it falls apart. Method of application: Injection. Duration: 1 day. (Eric Minton)
   Regro (diphenhydromegatoxine) 
  Regro (diphenhydromegatoxine) 
   
   
  No longer do you need to worry about the long wait for replacement limbs or some restricted 
  function cyber-alternative. Bleeding edge biotechnology means you can now have back 
  what was yours to begin with—from a ﬁ ngertip to a whole leg. Diphenhydromegatoxine is 
  available to you now—in single doses—for a limited period only. Do not take in conjunction 
  with Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
  Comment on this item:
  I took some after I got my hand blown off, and it grew back with seven ﬁ ngers! Now I’m a mutant! 
  DO NOT USE DO NOT USE DO NOT USE—Phred2032
  Customers who bought Regro (diphenhydromegatoxine) also bought:
  Pseudo-Leather Strap
  GM ONLY! INDIGO. 1,000cr/dose. Experimental. Uses archived salamander RNA that enhances the regenerative processes of the 
  human body. Effects: Bestows temporary Regeneration, like the mutant power but without the nasty side-effects—well, 
  mostly. Regro corrects massive physical damage, molecular destruction caused by extremes of temperature or radiation, amputation and organ 
  failure, short of brain loss. Side-effects: Intense pain that Snafus the user for three rounds; there follows extreme, but manageable, agony. The 
  regenerative process inhibits the standard blackout response to agonizing pain, meaning a roll on the Insanity table may well be in order by the 
  end. Aftereffects: Potential insanity. Method of application: Injection at site of regeneration. Duration: 5–30 minutes to regrow, depending on the 
  regeneration needed; for Straight games, an order of magnitude longer. (Paul Baldowski)
   Scramble (jargotan) 
  Scramble (jargotan) 
   
   
  No more worries about being corrupted by Commie propaganda. Now there’s Jargotan! 
  One dose will protect against written Viral Thought Patterns for up to 12 hours! It comes 
  straight from the labs at HPD-BrainBudz, so you know it’s good. No signiﬁ cant side effects. 
  Use as directed on the box.
  Comment on this item:
  I survived the mission when the others didn’t because I could prove I didn’t read the Humanist 
  propaganda. My brain feels ﬁ ne now, and I don’t miss reading at all! Everything important has 
  InfoGlyphs on anyway.—Savannah-R
  BUY NEW LINGUOX IT BLOCKS OUT ALL SPOKEN & WRITTEN VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS 
  ONLY 5 CREDITS PER TABLET THIS WEEKCYCLE ONLY—ADBOT7793
  Customers who bought Scramble (jargotan) also bought:
  Linguox (3200-pack)
  Category: Pharmaceuticals / 
  Specialized / Experimental
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: KingZombie
  Current bid: 330cr
  Item location: XDM Sector (map)
  Delivery: Illuminati Nightcycle Express
  Payment accepted: Payment++, 
  Unlicensed credits
  Category: Pharmaceuticals 
  / Prophylactic
  Qty available: 2,200
  Offered by: Sturgeon Supplies (3512)
  Current bid: 4cr
  Item location: TGR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Courier
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  
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  / Other / Other
  Qty available: 8 x 12
  Offered by: JohnSmith (20231)
  Current bid: 199cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Courier
  Payment accepted: Cash, 
  Plasticred, Trade
  GM ONLY! RED. 200cr/bottle of 10 tablets. Effects: Jargotan interferes with the language centers of the brain, giving the user an 
  unconquerable case of dyslexia for half a day. He can’t read Commie propaganda, but he can’t read anything else either. 
  Side-effects: May cause hives, itching, swelling, vomiting or incontinence. Aftereffects: Long-term use leads to permanent dyslexia. Method of 
  application: Tablet. Duration: Half a day. (Eric Minton)
   Smilies (smilase tetrasildenaﬁ l) 
  Smilies (smilase tetrasildenaﬁ l) 
   
   
  For a short time only, I have a gross of Smilies blisterpacks to unload. These babies 
  are well within their expiration date with almost all pills intact. Just in time for Mandatory 
  Inspection Day, Smilies keep a happy smile on your face no matter what! Like their 
  logo says, ‘It’s the smile that lasts a while!’ A clone I know recently got a promotion to 
  ORANGE with these; fed them to her team and watched their happiness coefﬁ cient go 
  through the roof! Don’t let their experimental status put you off—these happy little tablets 
  will change your life.
  Comment on this item:
  should this really be ﬁ led under the ‘happiness’ catagory?—Donald-R-BLN-3
  Customers who bought Smilies (smilase tetrasildenaﬁ l) also bought:
  Dentafresh Tooth Moistener
  GM ONLY! RED. 64cr/blister pack (24 pills). Experimental. Effect: Cause the involuntary contraction and spasm of targeted maxillofacial 
  muscles, combined with a slight swelling and thickening of the lips, resulting in a wide, almost maniacal smile. Nothing 
  short of powerful muscle relaxants can make this smile subside before the drug runs its course. It is non-addictive. Side-effects: The rictus-like grin 
  becomes increasingly uncomfortable after the ﬁ rst hour, and makes speech somewhat difﬁ cult. One in 20 pills is bad (Wetware roll to detect bad 
  pills). A bad pill contorts the user’s face in some awkward non-smile. Aftereffects: Constant use results in sprained facial muscles and possible 
  permanent damage. Method of application: Tablet. Duration: 4–6 hours. (Ben Engelsberg)
   Sodium Pentathol (
  Sodium Pentathol (not
  not BelievaPills!) 
   BelievaPills!) 
   
  Not like any sodium pentathol you’ve ever seen! If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was 
  actually a bottle of 12 BelievaPills, or verasubsannine if you want the medical name. 
  But I wouldn’t go selling something that for an hour after taking it, makes it so that your 
  involuntary reactions to telling a lie are completely stopped. Why, if this were such a thing, 
  it’d be absolutely great for that upcoming work-review by the boss or for your monthly 
  confession session, and would have absolutely no side-effects other than you making 
  off like a bandit. No, you can bet if I had something like that, I’d turn it in to The Big C 
  ASAP.
  As a free bonus, I’ll include, purely for interest’s sake, the instructions on proper usage 
  of verasubsannine and a pamphlet on how to recognize the real deal! That way, if you by 
  some chance happen to come across some, you’ll know it and know what to do!
  Comment on this item:
  An hour? Maybe if you’re lucky, but my last clone found out the hard way.—trevor182
  Be careful with this stuff, it can be addictive!—ripper
  Is this an intsec plant?—plcguy
  In the absence of recorded evidence, I’ve seen The Computer accept a versubsannine user’s 
  testimony as ofﬁ cial truth. Sensors indicate the subject is so far away from lying, it must be true. 
  (‘This clone cannot lie. Therefore, happiness is now treason and depression is mandatory. Have 
  a depressing day.’)—zapper
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  Category: Pharmaceuticals 
  / Happiness
  Qty available: 144 x 24
  Offered by: Uptime Pharmaceuticals
  Current bid: 55cr
  Item location: PFZ Sector 
  storage depot (map)
  Delivery: Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME 
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  Customers who bought Sodium Pentathol (not Believapills!) also bought:
  LieSpy Jr. Software
  Stress-B-Gon Squeeze Ball
  GM ONLY! Sodium Pentathol: RED. 30cr/pill. Effects: Reduces victim’s ability to lie. Side-effects: Sharply reduces or removes all 
  Management specialties. Aftereffects: None. Method of application: Pill. Duration: 2 hours.
  Believapills (verasubsannine): Illegal. Typically 100cr/pill on the IR market. Effects: Aids in resisting interrogation, lie detectors and other attempts 
  to ascertain the truth. Sharply improves Moxie and Con Games, but not related skills such as Haggling. Side-effects: When not in effect, Moxie and 
  Con Games are both reduced by the total number of doses taken. Aftereffects: None. Method of application: Pill. Duration: 1 hour. (Karl Low)
   Toothpasty Supplement #5 
  Toothpasty Supplement #5 
   
  Is dentifrice rationing in your sector keeping you from your tasty supply of Toothpasty 
  Supplement #5? Get some here! 20-packs of these chewy cubes come in the following 
  ﬂ avors: Dried Shrimp, Kelp, Soybean and Bouillon. Now with New Minty Aroma! You’ll 
  love what these do for your breath and your smile. Stay on top of the latest Baseline 
  Dental Health guidelines! Make the most of your Whole Oral Experience! Get your supply 
  of Toothpasty Supplement #5 today!
  Comment on this item:
  Mix this stuff up with Hot Fun and it hardens like PlastiClay! Great for all sorts of art projects. 
  —Chris-R
  Art? At your clearance? Damn, you’re brave.—bluegoo
  Is it true what they say about Spontaneous Mutation Syndrome?—Lazarus-G
  Customers who bought Toothpasty Supplement #5 also bought:
  Bile Suppressant (Prune Flavor)
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 1cr/package of 20. Availability: Prescribed to all low-clearance citizens. Effects: Keeps teeth sparkling clean 
  and prevents tooth decay. Side-effects: Addiction, brittle teeth. Bouillon [sic] ﬂ avor is so nauseating the user must make a 
  Violence roll to avoid vomiting; this may count as treasonous refusal to take a prescribed drug. Aftereffects: Bouillon-ﬂ avored Toothpasty Supplement 
  #5 renders ineffective a number of hormone suppressants provided to low-clearance citizens. Interactions: May result in spontaneous mutation (if 
  any mutation at all) when taken with Bile Suppressant. Method of application: Cube, ingested after meals. Duration: Instant. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Dentifrices / Edible
  Qty available: 217 x 20
  Offered by: Tami-Y-MYR-5
  Current bid: 2cr
  Item location: MYR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Pneumatic Courier 
  Express, Deliverybot
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  
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   REDﬁ nger Digital Weapon  
  REDﬁ nger Digital Weapon  
   
   
  Ever had that sinking feeling that you’ve just 
  been ambushed by Commies? Sticky holsters 
  getting you down? Need to get the drop on 
  pesky mutant traitors? Well, look no further! 
  REDﬁ nger is what you need!
  Our docbots replace your fingertip with a 
  sophisticated cybernetic combat device, a 
  one-shot energy pistol that’s guaranteed to 
  be undetectable by Commies! Just point and 
  squeeze, and ZAP! Another unsuspecting 
  traitor bites the dust! No Troubleshooter could ask for a better friend than REDﬁ nger. 
  Nonferrous build lets REDﬁ nger bypass most security systems. Covered in synthetic 
  RealFlesh. Supplies are limited, so get yours installed today!
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Ordnance / Experimental
  Qty available: 8
  Offered by: VaporZone 
  Pharmaceuticals (a licensed 
  R&D service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 1,000cr
  Item location: VaporZone 
  Pharmaceuticals, Sector TTN (map)
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: Unlicensed 
  credits or METro Checks only
  Comment on this item:
  Comes in other models  —slugthrower, blaster, even a mini-missile! Great stuff! I bought a dozen! –Satisﬁ edCustomer
  Customers who bought REDﬁ nger Digital Weapon also bought:
  Softies Seamless Mittens 
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 1,000cr,100cr to recharge. Experimental. W3K energy, 1 shot, range 60m. Expert surgeons install a one-shot 
  energy pistol in the tip of the character’s index ﬁ nger. Power cells and other necessary bits replace the rest of the ﬁ nger. 
  Firing it blows off the RealFlesh coating on the ﬁ ngertip, revealing the red-hot, sizzling energy pistol barrel underneath; while harmless, this is 
  uncomfortable and awkward to explain. Recharging the weapon requires additional surgery. A particularly bad roll on some other activity involving 
  the use of one’s hands may result in the character accidentally triggering the device. VaporZone Pharmaceuticals is not actually a licensed service 
  ﬁ rm, and REDﬁ nger is severely illegal at low security clearances. Malfunction: The weapon overloads, blowing off the user’s hand (Maimed result). 
  Remedy: No remedy is possible. (Eric Minton)
  QUIKLINKS
  CerebRAM Mem Card Socket 
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  Cortex Bomb 
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  Cybernetic Cerebellum 
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  Emergency Universal Limb Replacement 
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  eye-PDC Series 1400 
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  Foot Bomb 
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  HiAlbedo Sweat Implants 
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  REDﬁ nger Digital Weapon 
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  RingTone Com Implant 
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  RoboMuscle 
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  ThickerSkin Subdermal Armor 
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  Vital-Tattoo 
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  VoxBox 
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  �Paul Baldowski (with Eric Reuss)
  In Alpha Complex, ‘cybernetics’ and ‘cyberware’ refer to non-
  removable cyberpunk-style prosthetics, particularly with external data 
  interfaces, surgically implanted to augment the human body.
  The importance of cyberware in PARANOIA is each Gamemaster’s 
  choice. Some GMs want nothing to do with it; others think it cool. 
  We Famous Game Designers haven’t decided what plays best, so 
  we irresponsibly pander to everyone. This article describes one way 
  you can implant cyberware in Alpha Complex.
  � The premise
  Cyberware exists, but has two major problems:
  1. Anything beyond the most basic cyberware tends to be dangerous, 
  even deadly to the wearer, and/or is not terribly effective at what 
  it’s supposed to do. (This doesn’t mean its manufacturers are 
  incompetent, necessarily; cyberware’s not simple stuff.)
   Cybernetics in Alpha Complex
  2. The Computer’s attitudes on cybertech tend to, well, drift—
  depending on whether it’s been more recently inﬂ uenced by a High 
  Programmer sympathetic to Corpore Metal or to the Frankenstein 
  Destroyers. And when The Computer is feeling disapproving, it’s 
  awfully hard to leave your cybernetic modiﬁ cations at home for a 
  few days.
  As a result, the broad public attitude is ‘What idiot would mess 
  with that stuff?’ There are still fringe hobbyists and diehard psychos 
  who willingly risk life and multiple limbs to play with these fascinating 
  toys. And it ﬁ ts well with (and onto) Troubleshooters, whom The 
  Computer entrusts with every possible weapon in the ﬁ ght against 
  Communism.
  This ‘have your cake and eat it too’ solution also provides the 
  Frankenstein Destroyers variety in targets and enemies, which 
  adds some ﬂ avor to the society—and to its ideological opponent, 
  Corpore Metal.
  [continued on next page]
  
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  (looks and feels like real ﬂ esh) or chrome (technically legal, but likely 
  to draw stern suspicion). Each part is wired into the wearer’s nervous 
  system to permit complete functionality and haptic sensation, exactly 
  like the original. Of course, parts may malfunction and degrade over 
  time. Damage, exposure to magnetic ﬁ elds, extended submersion in 
  water and similar abuses increase the chance of problems.
  Arm or leg: 10,000cr. Non-detachable. Includes modular hand 
  or foot.
  Hand or foot, modular: 5,000cr. Can be attached and detached 
  as needed—by anyone. Grafted: 6,000cr. Non-detachable.
  Eye: 2,000cr. The cyberoptic has full vision and range of motion, 
  and can be popped out and cleaned as needed.
  Ear: 2,000cr. Outer pinna (ear shell) shaped to match the clone 
  template’s original specs. Non-detachable.
  If the part gets damaged, consult the ‘Bot damage’ section in the 
  Equipment chapter of the PARANOIA XP rulebook for damage 
  effects. Or, if you prefer, use the standard damage charts and adjust 
  details accordingly (You get a Wound. Y’know that spiffy new leg of 
  yours? Well, it’s sparking and leaking oil).
  In Straight games the wearer may also need to pay for the surgery 
  to implant the part. True, any docbot can saw off your foot for free, 
  then freely wrestle the replacement part into place—really, what could 
  go wrong? But if the character wants a better survival rate, a licensed 
  Tech Services ﬁ rm will gladly replace a ﬁ nger (100cr and up), hand 
  or arm (1,000cr and up), or anything else up to (and, in Zap games, 
  including) your entire body (10,000cr and up). The ‘and up’ translates 
  to, ‘the more you pay, the better the chances you’ll awaken with a 
  properly functional part and still able to speak complete sentences.’ 
  ‘And up’, if you hadn’t already ﬁ gured it out, can go waaay up....
  Many cybernetic surgery service ﬁ rms advertise heavily on high-
  clearance vidshows. Their reputations vary greatly; some ﬁ rms attract 
  a lot of ﬂ y-by-nightcycle Tech Services staffers illegally moonlighting 
  from their day jobs. That fast-talking guy you’re entrusting to replace 
  your eyes? His previous job was oiling docbot joints.
  There’s a little sub-sub-industry of synthetic skin providers: NuFlesh, 
  Neo-Skin, RealFlesh, I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Dermis. Let’s not even 
  talk about their qualiﬁ cations, except to observe the disquieting 
  number of skin techs who used to work in furniture upholstery.
  � Experimental cyberware
  Beyond this cozy neighborhood of routine parts lies the dicier, not-
  quite-yet-fully-tested realm of experimental cybernetics. This STUFF 
  book lists over a dozen of these iffy gimcracks.
  Experimental cyberware doesn’t malfunction in the same way as 
  standard experimental equipment. This is because players don’t 
  usually make skill checks just to use their cyberware. If they did, 
  the law of averages would blow up their arms or eyeballs every half 
  hour or so. Maybe you like it that way (every GM is right), but you 
  may instead decide to subdue the mayhem somewhat and keep the 
  players in suspense. If so, try this rule:
  Experimental cyberware malfunctions whenever you want. 
  Gauge this according to the needs of your scene and your storyline. 
  For guidance, list all PCs’ cyberware before the mission begins; 
  roll 1d20 for each piece of cyberware. Any item for which you roll 
  a 20 malfunctions during the mission at some point when the total 
  Perversity points spent on a single roll exceed 20. If the PC gets the 
  item ﬁ xed, it would be cruel to have it malfunction again the next 
  time Perversity point spending exceeds the same threshold—cruel, 
  but fun.
  If you go for this idea, consider treating it like this: The Computer 
  regards cybernetics warily, in the same way it is extremely concerned 
  about mutant powers. Cybernetic implants threaten good order, for 
  traitors enhanced with nonhuman—even superhuman!—cyberware 
  could cut through Internal Security patrols with their laser eyes and 
  awful buzzsaw-bladed elbows. And The Computer’s own Technical 
  Services surgeons would have engineered this calamity! Really, 
  better not to mess with it.
  However, certain High Programmers—especially those sympathetic 
  to Corpore Metal and Pro Tech—consider cybernetic implants 
  a practical necessity. Extant cloning technology can easily grow 
  replacement limbs and organs, but transplant rejection rates are high. 
  The pragmatic solution is cybernetic replacement.
  Though these High Programmers tried to reprogram The Computer 
  to make it enthusiastically promote cyberware, certain other 
  ULTRAVIOLETs (political opponents of Corpore Metal and Pro 
  Tech) objected. As a compromise, the HPs developed cybernetic 
  registration.
  Blotches: Tech Services can now implant minor cyberware for 
  approved reasons, but citizens so altered must be visibly, permanently 
  marked. Typically the mark, colloquially called ‘the blotch’, is a 
  barcode embedded on the implant or, if that is not sufﬁ ciently 
  prominent, tattooed on the citizen’s chest or even forehead. The 
  machine-readable blotch encodes serial numbers and registration 
  details (name of technician, date of installation, etc). If the citizen’s 
  clothing conceals the blotch, regulations require him to wear a 
  laminated badge with a duplicate blotch. Cyberware implanted in 
  low-clearance citizens may also contain RFID identity tags.
  � Routine cyberware
  ‘Okay, so you lost a foot when the sabotaged scrubot hit you. And, 
  hmm, it looks like someone threw a grenade to ﬁ nish off the bot—that 
  would explain the missing arm. The liver, now… that’s a mystery. 
  We suspect someone from Free Enterprise may have inﬁ ltrated your 
  team. Traitors are everywhere. But we have good news, citizen!
  ‘The Computer, in its abundant wisdom, has provided a whole range 
  of stock part-cloning services, and I am more than happy to log your 
  interest on the waiting li—I mean, the “opportunity progression”. I hear 
  they’ve been celebrating in Bio-Organ Regulatory Governance—the 
  progression is down to a six-year backlog….’
  Signiﬁ cant citizen demand for clone replacements of individual 
  organs and limbs has led to a huge backlog. Tech Services prioritizes 
  the ‘opportunity progression’ (previously known as a ‘waiting list’, 
  before implementation of Distress Inhibition Protocol 3325.33/c) 
  based on security clearance, override insurance policies and 
  possession of large quantities of unlicensed credits.
  The backlog opened a market for service ﬁ rms to develop, distribute 
  and ﬁ t cybernetic replacement parts. This alleviated the pressure 
  on Tech Services—and earned high proﬁ ts for the ﬁ rms. Their main 
  business is in routine cyberware: sight, hearing, hands and feet. 
  Adventurous ﬁ rms are exploring the chancy yet lucrative domain of 
  experimental cyberware.
  The following routine cybernetic implants are durable, efﬁ cient, 
  approved by The Computer (upon registration) and, of course, entirely 
  reliable, within speciﬁ ed functional parameters where warranty is 
  maintained with approved maintenance and cleaning schedules.
  Any citizen of the proper clearance (usually RED or higher), with 
  the proper fees, who waits the proper egregiously long time or else 
  pays the proper bribes to move up the opportunity progression, can 
  obtain these routine parts. Parts are available in either synthetic skin 
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   CerebRAM Mem Card Socket  
  CerebRAM Mem Card Socket  
   
  Is your skill set too narrow? Are you jealous of your jackobot’s mental ﬂ exibility? Do you 
  want to learn new things without the work? Then you need CerebRAM!
  This nearly invisible socket accepts all the latest mem cards just like a bot. Now all the 
  talents of a machine are at your ﬁ ngertips! Our surgical implant procedure is simple and 
  painless, with a 100% money back guarantee. You’ll be outperforming your unmodiﬁ ed 
  peers in no time. Current bid!
  Comment on this item:
  Don’t waste your time with primitive screwhead technology. MindWire sells perfectly integrated 
  cerebral nanoware implants for only 100,000cr! Our exclusive JINx ﬁ bers integrate smoothly with 
  neural tissue to allow seamless mem card downloads with no risk of organic damage! Available to 
  citizens of INDIGO or above! Buy now! —MindWireRND
  Does ‘U Sector’ sound a little ﬁ shy to you??? —skePtic54
  Customers who bought CerebRAM Mem Chip Socket also bought:
  ‘Piston and Lube 3’ Schematics Mem Chip
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 5,000cr. Experimental. A metal-ringed socket implanted just behind the ear. Allows the use of new-model 
  holographic mem cards, loading the skill or specialty on the card directly into the user’s brain for so long as the mem 
  card remains slotted in. Organic citizen brains aren’t designed to work this way, so problems often ensue. The user must make a Power roll the 
  ﬁ rst time he uses a given mem card. On a failure, a problem results. The new skill may overwrite his own, leaving him with an 01 rating when the 
  card is removed; he may catch a computer virus; or he may just suffer irreversible brain damage. (Eric Minton)
   Cortex Bomb  
  Cortex Bomb  
   
   
  For when you absolutely, positively don’t want to be captured by Commies. Activated by 
  tapping a code onto a false tooth pressure sensor, the cortex bomb causes your head 
  to explode in a dazzling burst of shrapnel, preventing the Commies from interrogating 
  you and hopefully killing many of them as well! It’s the ultimate in loyalty weaponry. Get 
  yours installed today!
  Comment on this item:
  My head feels funny. And when I tilt my head to the side, I can feel the bomb go ka-thunk against 
  my skull. Ew. –Janice-R
  Customers who bought Cortex Bomb also bought:
  ToothGuard False Tooth Protector
  GM ONLY! RED. 500cr. Experimental. Unarmed weapon, W2K energy, no range, area 5m (Classic, Zap) or 0m (Straight). Part of 
  the purchaser’s brain is scooped out and replaced with an explosive device. The resulting brain damage may result in 
  the loss of one or more skill specialties, at your discretion.
  Impacts to the skull may cause malfunction. On malfunction: The bomb doesn’t explode. If the character survives, the bomb later explodes at an 
  undesired moment. Until then, the character hears the bomb ticking (other PCs can’t) at random intervals. Remedy: No remedy is possible.
  Style notes: In Straight games, Internal Security installs these bombs and activates them remotely, making them a fearsome instrument of control. 
  Straight cortex bombs are also lower-power, killing the implantee without harming anyone nearby. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Ordnance / Major Implant
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Negative 
  Armaments (a licensed Internal 
  Security service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 500cr
  Item location: Negative Armaments 
  Installation Clinic, AJA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Personal Pick-Up
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Wetware / Major Implant
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: CookieHedWetware
  Current bid: 5,000cr
  Item location: U Sector 
  (map not available)
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: Plasticreds, Trade 
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   Cybernetic Cerebellum  
  Cybernetic Cerebellum  
   
   
  Improve your reﬂ exes with a Cybernetic Cerebellum! This advanced biocomputer implant 
  contains hundreds of advanced combat response programs and increases your reaction 
  time by over 65%! All of our implant procedures are guaranteed safe and complication-
  free! Drop by our ofﬁ ces any time for a free consultation. Never let slow reﬂ exes hinder 
  you again.
  Comment on this item:
  PURCHASE A NEW COMPU-CEREBELLUM IT HAS OVER 7000 DISTINCT REACTION 
  PROGRAMS AND ADVANCED ANTIMAGNETIC SHIELDING TO PREVENT OVERLOAD NOW 
  AVAILABLE AT INDIGO CLEARANCE FOR ONLY 26,000CR – ADBOT6609
  Customers who bought Cybernetic Cerebellum also bought:
  LeadLike Energy-Repelling Helmet
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 8,000cr. Experimental. The Cybernetic Cerebellum’s combat programming helps evade enemies; anyone attacking 
  the wearer suffers penalties to his relevant Violence specialty. The improved reﬂ exes increase the wearer’s Agility.
  Unfortunately, the Cybernetic Cerebellum lacks adequate shielding; in Classic or Zap games, whenever the wearer enters a powerful electromagnetic 
  ﬁ eld, like the control room of a nuclear reactor, his sense of balance and direction goes haywire for the rest of the scene. Ignore realism; disregarding 
  the unlikelihood of doing so purely by chance, have him accidentally shoot the wrong people. In Straight games, under similar circumstances the 
  character experiences an intense, pounding migraine that disorients and disables him temporarily (he is Snafued for one or two rounds). Optionally, 
  you may allow him to act, but with all skill checks penalized.
  A hit from a gauss gun or similar weapon has the same effect, and if the result is Heavily Damaged or Busted, the damage is permanent until the 
  implant is repaired or replaced. A Junked result fries the user’s brain in a shower of blue sparks. (Eric Minton)
   Emergency Universal Limb Replacement  
  Emergency Universal Limb Replacement  
   
   
  I acquired this little doozy a while ago in an Armed Forces surplus auction. I need to sell it 
  to raise some cash. It’s a fully functional Emergency Universal Limb Replacement unit. Its 
  diagnostics all show green, and it’s in its original packaging. It’s capable of automatically 
  replacing any damaged or missing limb with a fully functioning replacement limb. The 
  Vulture Troopers use these things to patch up wounded Troopers in the ﬁ eld; apparently it 
  gets them right back into the ﬁ ght against the Commies, Mutants, Filesharers or whomever 
  in moments! I ﬁ gure there must be SOME Troubleshooter or collector out there who’d 
  love to own one of these!
  Comment on this item:
  Oooh. Automated limb replacement surgery! That sounds like a good choice! Not! —Anon-Y-
  MOS-1
  What’s next, is someone going to try and auction off one of those ‘Mandatory Happiness’ Home Lobotomy kits? —Anon-Y-MOS-2
  Customers who bought Emergency Universal Limb Replacement also bought:
  Bright-O-Clean steel polish
  Standard Cyberlimb Replacement
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 10,000cr. Experimental. The Emergency Universal Limb Replacement comes in a case 20x40x120cm. The 
  case contains the replacement cyberlimb—a construct of simple metal tubes joined by ball-joints surmounted by a hybrid 
  hand/foot component with an opposable thumb—along with the specialized automated medical equipment needed to remove the damaged limb 
  and replace it with the cyberlimb. The user opens it, clamps it over the  damaged limb and activates it by pushing a sequence of buttons. In a 
  quick but excruciatingly painful automated operation, the limb grafting is complete. The cyberlimb is designed to replace any limb—though not, 
  of course, as well as a properly ﬁ tted, limb-speciﬁ c replacement. All Violence checks involving the replacement limb are slightly reduced. Though 
  it leaves the victim Snafued for a round or two after installation, the device repairs limb damage up to Maimed. It is clearly cybernetic, and looks 
  funny to boot: Even Corpore Metal isn’t wild about these. (Ben Engelsberg)
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Prosthetics / Emergency
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Randolph-G-HNZ-3
  Current bid: 5,800cr
  Item location: HNZ Sector 
  Private Residence
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Payment++, PayUp, PayNow
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Prosthetics / Neural
  Qty available: 50
  Offered by: HPD-MindLabz (a 
  licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 8,000cr
  Item location: HPD Access 
  Tower 3, MXB Sector (map)
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  
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  eye-PDC Series 1400  
   
  The experimental eye-PDC Series 1400 is an innovation in cyber-technology that takes 
  personal information management and communications to a completely new level. The 
  eye-PDC has all the essential features that every Troubleshooter demands—including 
  calendar, address book, camera, phone and self-destruct—coupled with a subvocal 
  mike and aural feed. Software updates and secure links through the eye-PDC’s irisport. 
  Pressing the center of the eye hard releases the mechanism, opening the standardized 
  port for cable access and datacard insertion.
  Safe, secure, mobile, accessible, ﬂ exible—what more could you ask?
  Comment on this item:
  Careful with this thing. Mutants in Sector RTT we were ﬁ ghting made me confuse my right and 
  left —trying to open the cable port, I poked my real eye out with my own ﬁ nger. Now I own two 
  eye-PDCs. —Tom-Y-TWO-1
  Hah, that’s a sales scheme they use to create demand for eye-PDCs with existing customers. —mutantRTT
  Right amid a ﬁ reﬁ ght with a bunch of Death Leopard wreckers, this thing reminded me I’d missed a hygiene appointment. My next clone 
  skipped buying this again. —wyzer
  Customers who bought eye-PDC Series 1400 also bought:
  Eye-Dex (with added isopropanol, sodium o-phenylphenoxide and de-mister)
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 1,000cr + base cost of standard cyberoptic. Experimental. The subvocal mike and aural feed permit conversation 
  with hardly a sound; however, the wearer looks like he’s chatting with an invisible friend. Standard data input is vocal, 
  and relies upon an elaborate recognition system to turn spoken phrases into written word. There is obviously room for misinterpretation, omission 
  and error—and the eye-PDC AI tends to send or save things without conﬁ rmation or proofreading.
  The wearer triggers the camera by pressing against his temple. He can also capture still images with a rapid double blink, and video (up to ﬁ ve 
  minutes) with a slow double blink. A voice-activated uplink, piggybacked on the aural link, facilitates transmissions to IntSec for image storage, 
  as well as other two-way communications. Clearly, all of these control activities can be mistaken for Twitchtalk.
  If the eye proves excessively useful and convenient, feel free to have fun with software and cabling incompatibilities. (Paul Baldowski)
   Foot Bomb  
  Foot Bomb  
   
  Surprise your enemy with this revolutionary new explosive delivery system. This cybernetic 
  replacement includes the foot and full ankle joint. The replacement is a metal-polymer 
  alloy shell containing a stablized high-explosive and impact detonator. The joint between 
  the ankle and foot functions normally until the foot is pressed back hard, by levering back 
  against the toes. This action activates the detonator and releases a safety lock on the 
  joint. At this point, when the leg is kicked forward sharply, the explosive foot comes free 
  and sails towards the intended target. BANG! With a range of 40 meters, this is a deadly 
  weapon with real kick.
  Comment on this item:
  I’m glad I wrapped some asylumbot soft padding around my foot after this implant; otherwise, I’m 
  pretty sure Foot Bomb would have gone off last week when our ﬂ ybot hard-landed in Warehouse 
  287/c . —wholevulture28
  That last guy’s right—I had to jump down a ventilation shaft 
  during maintenance training exercises last month, and when 
  I landed… —kaboom6
  Customers who bought Foot Bomb also bought:
  ItchAway! Athlete’s Foot Powder
  MemFoam Softies Insoles
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Optical / Enhancements
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Neuroman
  Current bid: 200cr
  Item location: CER Sector (map)
  Delivery: Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: METro 
  Checks, Unlicensed Credits
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Prosthetics / Explosive
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Cybernaut
  Current bid: 50cr
  Item location: FLX Sector (map)
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit
  Payment accepted: METro 
  Check, Unlicensed credits
  
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  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 600cr (joint replacement and one foot bomb); replacement bombs 100cr. Experimental. W3K impact. Only 
  available as a modular foot. The 40m maximum range requires a good 20 meters of ceiling clearance. In an average 
  Alpha Complex corridor headroom is likely to be half this at best, and range is reduced accordingly. Sharply reduce Shadowing, Sneaking and 
  Agility checks for characters who have deployed their foot bombs. The nature of the joint makes the foot bomb weaker under pressure than a 
  normal cyberfoot. Exposed to signiﬁ cant impacts or extended physical exertion, the foot may drop off unexpectedly or explode prematurely. (Paul 
  Baldowski)
   HiAlbedo Sweat Implants  
  HiAlbedo Sweat Implants  
   
  When reﬂ ec armor isn’t enough to do the job, try HiAlbedo! We implant over 100 tiny 
  cyberglands that secrete a highly reﬂ ective coating during combat. Reﬂ ects lasers of ALL 
  clearances! Compatible with all standard issue reﬂ ec armor! Buff your combat defenses 
  to a whole new level of shine. Try HiAlbedo!
  Comment on this item:
  Oops! Shot a YELLOW in MDI Sector concourse who was sweating silvery stuff—I thought she 
  was a mutant! Better cover my tracks. —ZagsWill
  Richard-G-RGM-5 went down into the furnaces in ZEC Sector and died in a puddle of his own 
  sweat. Be Careful! —GumChew2
  An EMP pulse reboots the cybergland operating systems and runs them through test mode, 
  including a pump inversion that sucks in air from outside the body. Instant embolism. Don’t go anywhere near EMP if you can avoid it. 
  —Alexandra-G
  In other words, don’t buy the things. Simple. —RandomSector
  You can permanently disable test mode and avoid EMP problem. Requires a simple program and a PDC with a microwave emitter. C-mail me 
  100 creds and I’ll send you the code.—VatVatVat
  Customers who bought HiAlbedo Sweat Implants also bought:
  Rust-B-GON Cleansing Solution
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 2,000cr. Experimental. Extracts iron from the bloodstream and excretes it through the skin in a metallic colloidal 
  suspension. Provides E1 protection versus all laser attacks. Soaks through clothing, including existing reﬂ ec, increasing 
  its protection to E2 against lasers of the armor’s clearance or below. Protection remains for a scene, after which the reﬂ ective sweat dries up into 
  a crusty overlay of rust that’s incredibly difﬁ cult to wash out of one’s clothes. Kicks in whenever the character would normally perspire. Extended 
  use leads to anemia. (Eric Minton)
   RingTone Com Implant  
  RingTone Com Implant  
   
  You need never be out of touch with your team when you have a RingTone Com Implant! 
  This high-powered transceiver hides invisibly under your skin, but its communications 
  range stretches 10 kilometers! Buttons set into replacement teeth allow access to ﬁ ve 
  different Com channels. You’ll never be out of touch with the RingTone Com Implant! 
  Buy one today!
  Comment on this item:
  I keep picking up a Corpore Metal pirate radio station on my Com implant. It’s hard to sleep, and 
  when I do I dream in binary. 010011010110000101101011011001010010000001101001011101
  00001000000111001101110100011011110111000000100001 – Roy-B
  How do you survive with a Com unit that’s always on? – Hachinoko-R
  Twitchtalk, baby. – liquidcrystal
  Customers who bought RingTone Com Implant also bought:
  White Noize Earplugs
  Category: Cybernetics / Defensive
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: BleedingEdge
  Current bid: 2,000cr
  Item location: TBD Sector (map)
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: 
  Unlicensed credits only
  Category: Cybernetics / Major Implant
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: RingTone Communications 
  (a licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 800cr
  Item location: Wing 45, Surgery 
  Multiplex 7, FOI Sector (map)
  Delivery: Personal Pick-Up
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  
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  Knok-U-OUT’s Sandallathon Slurpee Mix
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 800cr. Experimental. Acts as a Com 1. Like most small Com units, its range in Alpha Complex is sharply 
  reduced, as walls and other impediments block the signal. Unlike a normal Com unit, it can’t be turned off, which can put 
  a damper on a Troubleshooter’s daily list of necessary-but-treasonous activities. (Eric Minton)
   RoboMuscle 
  RoboMuscle 
   
  Tired of the weakness and frailty endemic to the human condition? Get RoboMuscle! 
  We replace feeble human musculature with advanced pseudo-organic striated tissue, 
  capable of handling loads of at least an order of magnitude higher than before! Anchored 
  with synthetic carbon-whisker replacement ligaments and tendons. Transcend ﬂ eshly 
  limitations with RoboMuscle!
  Comment on this item:
  Crazy stuff. I recommend taking time to get used to the extra strength before you go into the 
  ﬁ eld. You’re going to overdo it for a while at ﬁ rst, and that’s bad when you have to face enemies 
  at the same time.—GunnerJane
  Not to mention breaking valuable Computer equipment! Believe me, it takes practice to pull the 
  trigger on a laser pistol without breaking it.—everchrome
  Customers who bought RoboMuscle also bought:
  Whiskered Titanium Skeletal Replacement
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 1,000cr per limb. Experimental. Sharply increases the user’s Violence, Agility and Unarmed Combat ratings 
  for actions involving the affected limb(s) and the application of raw force.
  If the user rolls a 20 when using his full strength, the incredible strength of the RoboMuscle proves too much for his merely human frame, tearing 
  free from or shattering the bone underneath. The character is Wounded and Maimed. This can be avoided with high-density bone implants or 
  skeletal replacements (500cr and up), but those bring their own problems.
  Likewise, rolling a 20 on any check involving physical deftness, like Fine Manipulation checks and many Hardware rolls, results in the accidental 
  use of full strength on whatever hapless device or citizen the character was working with. (Eric Minton)
   ThickerSkin Subdermal Armor 
  ThickerSkin Subdermal Armor 
   
  When you’re in a dangerous line of work, don’t ever risk getting caught without your 
  armor. 100% of all IntSec agents and Vulture Troopers polled agree that the best solution 
  to armoring woes is to buy ThickerSkin Subdermal Armor. After one quick and painless 
  surgical procedure, you’ll be ready to face any ﬁ repower the Commies can throw at you! 
  Some side effects may result from surgically implanting ThickerSkin Subdermal Armor. 
  You must be compliant with Central Processing mandate 214.08.25.901 ‘Inﬂ ammatory 
  and Immune Response to Synthetic Fiber Implantation’.
  Comment on this item:
  One of my old teammates got this stuff installed —is that the right word?—a few months ago. 
  He said it started itching like crazy. He scratched himself all the time for days. Then some guy 
  from IntSec decided he was using Commie twitchtalk and collared him. Now he’s in a Permanent 
  Recreation center. His new clone doesn’t seem inclined to buy another set. —Alexandra-G
  Customers who bought ThickerSkin Subdermal Armor also bought:
  Cortisol++
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 1,000cr. Experimental. Offers the same armor protection as kevlar (armor I3). This isn’t surprising, because 
  it’s basically a layer of ordinary kevlar implanted under the skin. It itches abominably. Unless the wearer doses himself 
  up with painkillers or anti-inﬂ ammatory drugs, penalize all Violence specialties; the wearer must succeed in a Violence check to sit or stand 
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Prosthetics / Internal
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: victor_cybernetics (303)
  Current bid: 1,000cr
  Item location: EEU Sector (map)
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: Unlicensed credits
  Category: Cybernetics / Defensive
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: BodySculpt 
  Enterprises (A licensed Technical 
  Services service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 998cr
  Item location: BodySculpt Enterprises, 
  Iota Subsector, RGO Sector (map)
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME Card, METro 
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  still without twitching and scratching. Other checks that involve careful movement or concentration, especially Stealth specialties, may also be 
  penalized at your discretion. (Eric Minton)
   Vital-Tattoo  
  Vital-Tattoo  
   
  When you’re feeling low, do you worry? Do you feel under the weather, but not know why? 
  Did that last laser wound really take the breath out of you, and you’d like to know how long 
  you have to reach a docbot Model 5? Look no further than the indispensable Vital-Tattoo. 
  A palm-sized, wafer-thin subdermal implant, it includes an LED display visible through the 
  skin and touch-sensitive controls for accessing the varied display options.
  View your blood pressure, pulse rate, cholesterol and salt levels, average sweat production, 
  stool toxicity and dozens of other options. Default setting shows the current time and date, 
  and the percentage chance—based on all available data—of you still being alive in ﬁ ve 
  minutes’ time. A must-have gadget in the heat of combat when you really need to know 
  when to stop and run. The unit runs off bioneural charge with a backup D65 power cell 
  should neural output drop below operating minimum.
  Comment on this item:
  I think mine is busted; it says I have a -65225% chance of survival.—AngieAtCPU27
  Customers who bought Vital-Tattoo also bought:
  Portable Shock Paddles & Algae Wafﬂ e Grill
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 500cr. Experimental. Information provided by the Vital-Tattoo may improve Medical checks on the wearer. 
  To interpret anything useful from the device, the medic must make a successful Data Search check; the unit has a very 
  limited control system and minimal data view.
  When the Vital-Tattoo suffers a close-call impact, or the wearer is severely injured, the processor in the Vital-Tattoo has a 50/50 chance of 
  displaying bogus information until the device is reset. Watching the percentage chance of survival ticking down steadily has the strangest effect 
  on wearers’ behavior…. (Paul Baldowski)
   VoxBox  
  VoxBox  
  Vending machine serving you the wrong great taste of bubble beverage? Scrubot applying 
  too much polish to the studio ﬂ oor? Transbot not dropping you off at the right clearance 
  access to Troubleshooter HQ? Don’t waste another moment—install the approved 
  VoxBox and get the point across in a language bots and automated service devices 
  understand! A minor surgical procedure—fully compatible with all current automated 
  systems—generous effective range of 25 meters—neo-lithium 3-year power cell. Don’t 
  let a little misunderstanding ruin your day!
  Comment on this item:
  0100100001100101011011000111000000100000011011010110010100100001—Dekkler
  Customers who bought VoxBox also bought:
  Ben-R-LYN’s Old Style Laryngitis Elixir
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 250cr. The VoxBox consists of a wafer-thin circuit board and mini-speaker. To activate the device, the wearer 
  presses subdermal contacts on either side of the throat. Once activated, the interface automatically translates all spoken 
  sound into a binary stream, which sounds like someone connecting with a fax or modem. Bots and automated systems with adequate sensory 
  inputs can react directly to instructions far more quickly and effectively than through standard spoken commands.
  Of course, defective bots and systems still don’t work as expected, but in ideal situations (why yes, that is the natural state of Alpha Complex) the 
  PC’s instructions are far more effective. The contacts may malfunction at your whim, freezing the PC in binary mode, and may return to normal 
  functioning with a Hardware check…eventually. Corpore Metal is particularly keen on this modiﬁ cation; anti-tech societies ﬁ nd the interface 
  distasteful.
  Particularly cruel GMs may open the VoxBox to wireless hacking. Imagine a secret society gaining access to the PC’s vocal cords: ‘All right team, 
  listen up! We have to I want to kill all bots…did I just say that?’ (Paul Baldowski)
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Wetware / Minor Implant
  Qty available: 5
  Offered by: Harry-B (1948)
  Current bid: 100cr
  Item location: AUH Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: PayNow
  Category: Cybernetics / 
  Enhancement / Sensory
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Elmo3425
  Current bid: 130cr
  Item location: JJA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: PayUp, 
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   Cheez Pleezer 
  Cheez Pleezer 
   
   
  Made ORANGE two months ago and have been 
  feasting on Cheez Pleezer nonstop. Now I’m 
  sick of the stuff. Please buy it off me! In self-
  heating foil packs. Tasty tasty tasty.
  Comment on this item:
  I hate it when my self-heating foil packs don’t 
  heat. I broke 3 teeth on cold Cheez Pleezer. 
  —Rough773
  It’s worse when they overheat. Being splattered 
  with scalding-hot cheesy goodness hurts. —Eve-
  Y-NLZ
  Category: Food / Meals / Sticky
  Qty available: 8
  Offered by: Darren-O-BBG
  Current bid: 7cr
  Item location: BBG Apartment 
  Complex 74692 (map)
  Delivery: Personal Pickup, PLC 
  Moderately Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
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  Drinks
     Blue Vulture 
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     HappyKaff Instant 
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     NearBeer 
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     ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage 
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     Self-Heating CoffeeLike 
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  Foods
     Cheez Pleezer 
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     CruncheeTym Yeast Twists 
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     Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf (with Special Sauce) 100
     NutriMax Meal Replacement Tablets 
  100
     Personal Hydroponics Kit 9099 
  100
     Soylent Truncheon 
  101
     Sweetened Algae PDC 
  101
  Are you kidding? Throw them at your enemies! Make a gift of them to your ‘friends’! Share the pain! —DL-k00lb0y
  Customers who bought Cheez Pleezer also bought:
  Prybar, Hammer and Chisel Set
  Hearty-Hearty Brickloaf (with Special Sauce)
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 5cr/10cr. Sold in bowls at cafeterias for 5cr or in self-heating, one-serving foil packs for 10cr. Cheez Pleezer 
  is an acceptably tasty food when hot, if a bit on the gooey, chunky side. When it cools, however, it sets into a rock-hard, 
  cheese-ﬂ avored mass. In Classic or Zap games, this stuff makes an excellent impromptu mortar or cement. In Straight games, it hardens only as 
  much as an ordinary glue or paste - not actual construction material. (Eric Reuss)
  GMs! Here’s a free sample of the delicious recipes you’ll get when you subscribe today!
  Cheez Pleezer (serves six to eight)
  (1) container queso
  (1) box cheese snack crackers
  (7) cans Bouncy Bubble Beverage (if you’re a nice GM)
  (1) disposable spoon
  (1) sturdy, disposable bowl
  Microwave queso until hot. Pour into bowl. Crumble crackers into bowl. Stir until mixture stiffens—stirring should become mildly to moderately 
  difﬁ cult. Serve to players while the mixture is warm. Provide beverages if players have been compliant. Difﬁ cult players get nothing to drink. 
  Note: If PCs are RED Clearance or below, you may temporarily brevet them to ORANGE to enjoy the great taste of Cheez Pleezer today!*
  Optional Cheez Pleezer rule: A masochistic player who wants extra Perversity points may volunteer for the task of scooping out 
  a bowl ﬁ lled with the cooled mixture. It’s important to make him scoop the cooled mixture without access to hot water: Cooled, the mixture 
  can shear off sturdy wooden kitchen spoons at the head. Yes, we speak from experience. (Eric Reuss/Beth Fischi)
  Join … AlphaRecipes.plc … Hurry! 10% discount today only!
  Chee-Z says:
  ‘I want to please YOU!
  Click on Me
  to subscribe today!’
  * Fees and penalties still apply.
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   Blue Vulture 
  Blue Vulture 
   
   
  Blue Vulture—Makes you ﬂ y! The absolutely most refreshing combat beverage available in 
  Alpha Complex. Washes away fear and tastes great! Genuine Armed Forces surplus!
  Special one-time-only offer! Available in crates of 18 cans. ALWAYS READ THE 
  LABEL.
  Comment on this item:
  I tried this and didn’t notice any difference. —JaceFuse
  There is no label! —BlueFanLou
  Customers who bought Blue Vulture also bought:
  Combat Quick Belt Pouch
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 50cr/can. Contains Bouncy Bubble Beverage, LSD and amphetamines. Causes the subject to suffer wild 
  hallucinations, incredible rage and absolutely no fear. Aftereffects can be up to the equivalent of a wound (S3W bio). 
  Mystics originally developed the stuff, but the Vultures got hold of it and quickly adopted it for military use. Now Mystics, Vultures and Death 
  Leopards use it for various purposes, though only the Vultures’ is legal. (Andy Fitzpatrick)
   HappyKaff Instant 
  HappyKaff Instant 
   
   
  Now you can have your morning cup of HappyKaff just about anywhere! Each packet 
  contains enough dehydrated HappyKaff for one cup (7.72 Tech Serv ounces). Simply 
  add hot water, stir and savor the ﬂ avor! 
  Warning: In case of contact with eyes or skin, ﬂ ush with water. Use only in well-
  ventilated areas. Large doses may produce heart palpitation, excitement, insomnia, 
  dizziness, headache and vomiting. Excessive use may lead to digestive disturbances, 
  constipation, heart palpitations, shortness of breath and depressed mental states. Possible 
  mutagen. 
  HappyKaff—Good To The Last Sip!
  Comment on this item:
  This stuff is the best! The Computer should promote the citizen who invented this stuff! Wow! 
  I managed to ﬁ nish my ﬁ ling, type up several memos, clean out my trashbin, reorganize my 
  desktop, ﬁ x the squeaking in my chair, sort my credits by license —and all before lunch! I’m so 
  happy! —Isabella-O-GPP-2
  My head hurts. I hate my life. —Isabella-O-GPP-2
  Never mind me! This is the best drink ever! Yippie skippie! —Isabella-O-GPP-3
  Customers who bought HappyKaff Instant also bought:
  Instant HappyKaff, Two-Month Supply
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 1cr/packet. HappyKaff is a triple espresso with nondairy creamer and Smilinex, a drug causing happiness 
  and trust. Characters who drink a cup are jittery, hyperactive, happy and very trusting for 15 minutes. Then the drug 
  wears off and the character crashes to become slow, lethargic, depressed and very paranoid for another 15 minutes. The warnings were taken 
  from a bottle of pure caffeine and are not applicable in these doses. Occasionally, the assemblybots on the factory ﬂ oor notice the warnings and 
  ﬁ ll some packets with pure caffeine. (Bill O’dea)
  Category: Beverages / 
  Psychedelic / Experimental
  Qty available: 10 crates (18 cans ea)
  Offered by: June-O
  Current bid: 55cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Transtube Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  Category: Beverages / Motivational 
  / Morning Refreshers
  Qty available: 4,500 packets
  Offered by: Morning Glory PLC 
  (a licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 9cr
  Item location: Lightbulb HappyKaff 
  House, UCW Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, 
  Personal Pick-up
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, PLC licensed credits
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   NearBeer 
  NearBeer 
   
  This refreshingly bitter ﬁ zzy beverage is a favorite among mid-clearance citizens. It’s the 
  perfect drink to accompany Soylent foods, or for washing down CruncheeTym Algae Chips 
  while watching the RSE Sector FunBall ﬁ nals. Each plexiglas bottle holds a half liter of 
  delicious, thirst-quenching NearBeer.
  Better together:
  Buy NearBeer with CruncheeTym Algae Chips, Capsicum Crunch ﬂ avor (6-pack), and 
  get 25% off your winning bid!
  Comment on this item:
  No comments received for this item at present.
  Customers who bought NearBeer also bought:
  CruncheeTym Algae Chips
  GM ONLY! RED. 5cr/bottle. Bitter and unpleasant, NearBeer is an acquired taste with little social status to recommend it. It’s completely 
  alcohol-free. The batch the PCs obtain has been recalled due to a nasty chemical interaction with the ﬂ avoring agents 
  in Capiscum Crunch ﬂ avored CruncheeTym Algae Chips; characters unfortunate enough to ingest them together had better have a bathroom 
  handy. (Eric Minton)
   ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage 
  ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage 
   
   
  Here at CruncheeTym PLC, we know that loyal clones work hard, and play hard! That’s 
  why there’s ParteeTym. ParteeTym’s rich, golden ﬂ avor and thick foamy superstrate are 
  the perfect end to a perfect day. You’ve earned it, you deserve it. So when the workday’s 
  done, it’s ParteeTym!
  ParteeTym, the prefered mildly intoxicating beverage of Armed Forces personnel.
  In addition to classic rich, golden ﬂ avor, ParteeTym is now also available in the following 
  new ﬂ avors: Dark, Lite, Ice, Supra and Spritzer.
  (Medical Advisory: Consumption of ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage is not 
  compatible with the operation of heavy machinery or high-yield energy weapons.)
  Comment on this item:
  Partee! Partee! Partee! —Lance-Y-TLR, AF Vulture Trooper
  Customers who bought ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage also bought:
  CruncheeTym Yeast Twists
  GM ONLY! Cans: YELLOW. 4cr/can. Bottles: GREEN. 6cr/bottle. ParteeTym is mildly intoxicating, as the name implies. Intoxication 
  from consuming ParteeTym lasts approximately one hour. Intoxication while on duty is treason. Overconsumption 
  of ParteeTym does not cause severe intoxication, instead it extends the duration of the intoxicating effect. Extended intoxication may last for 
  hours, or even days. Overconsumption occurs whenever more than a single bottle or can of ParteeTym is consumed in a one-hour period. (Ben 
  Engelsberg)
  Category: Beverages / 
  Recreational / Sanctioned
  Qty available: 18
  Offered by: CruncheeTym PLC
  Current bid: 4cr
  Item location: GNS Sector 
  PLC warehouse (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Plasticreds
  Category: Beverages / 
  Carbonated / Sanctioned
  Qty available: 36
  Offered by: Lisa-O-RPX-5
  Current bid: 2cr
  Item location: Storage Area 
  19, Residential Block 80F, 
  ELN Sector (map)
  Delivery: Deliverybot, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Plasticreds
  
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   Self-Heating CoffeeLike 
  Self-Heating CoffeeLike 
   
   
  When you’re too hurried to stop for a morning stim drink, you need a can of Self-Heating 
  CoffeeLike! Pop the top and the built-in power cell sends a heating charge through the 
  internal tungsten thermal array! Vacuum thermos design keeps the outside cool while the 
  inside is oh so hot! Check all of my auctions this week for more great merchandise!
  Comment on this item:
  One sharp impact will break the thermos lining so that the CoffeeLike ﬁ lls the outer layer. Pop 
  the top then and it heats the whole can to boiling temperature. Or else it just ﬂ oods the power cell 
  and electrocutes you. How do these things get out of R&D? —Lionel-Y
  r&d doesn’t care how well it works as long as they get paid —tunnelbug
  Customers who bought Self-Heating CoffeeLike also bought:
  DairyLike Creamer (GREEN formula)
  NuFlesh Synthetic Skin Grafts
  GM ONLY! RED. 12cr. Pop open one of these cans to instantly ﬂ ash-heat its contents to boiling temperature. It usually takes several 
  minutes before the CoffeeLike cools down enough to drink. CoffeeLike generally resembles a low-quality brew of black, 
  bitter Old Reckoning coffee, with sickly overtones of artiﬁ cial sweetener. Contains a tiny amount of xanitrick to simulate the effects of caffeine. 
  May be thrown to spatter a target with scalding liquid (thrown weapon: O5M energy, range 5m). (Eric Minton)
   CruncheeTym Yeast Twists 
  CruncheeTym Yeast Twists 
   
  New from CruncheeTym PLC! CruncheeTym Yeast Twists are the perfect snack at the 
  end of the day, and go perfectly with a frosty can or bottle of ParteeTym Beverage! Try 
  them now! Share them with your friends! They’re the delicious, nutritious, brand-new way 
  to snack! We know you’ll enjoy CruncheeTym Yeast Twists!
  (Note: Nutritional value classiﬁ ed VIOLET. Contact CruncheeTym PLC for additional 
  details.)
  Comment on this item:
  They’re the Crunchee-est!  —Lance-Y-TLR, AF Vulture Trooper
  this is what the wonks in cruncheetym PLC marketting & design call a ‘synergistic sales strategy’. 
  i call it extortion. —killthepigdogs6
  Customers who bought CruncheeTym Yeast Twists also bought:
  ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 3cr. CruncheeTym Yeast Twists are toasty and sprinkled with a salty crystalline chemical. Consumption of 
  a bag of CruncheeTym Yeast Twists eliminates the effects of overconsumption of a bottle or can of ParteeTym Mildly 
  Intoxicating Beverage. It also causes a nearly unbearable thirst which can only be satisﬁ ed by consuming a can or bottle of ParteeTym. This 
  sensation fades gradually over 24 hours. (Ben Engelsberg)
  Category: Beverages / Stimulating
  Qty available: 96
  Offered by: Mercedes-R
  Current bid: 5cr
  Item location: CIK Sector (map)
  Delivery: Rail Mail
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Plasticreds
  Category: Food / Snacks / Salty
  Qty available: 144
  Offered by: CruncheeTym PLC
  Current bid: 3cr
  Item location: GNS Sector 
  PLC warehouse (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery:
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Plasticreds
  
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   Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf (with Special Sauce) 
  Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf (with Special Sauce) 
    
  Mmm! Tasty food! Everybody loves Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf. It’s the perfect meal for 
  long trips and days spent standing in line at the PLC depot. Sturdy and meaty, BrickLoaf 
  nourishes you for hours and hours. Comes with tasty packets of Special Sauce.
  Comment on this item:
  Special Sauce melted a hole in my bunk. —Roger-R
  That’s what you get for eating in bed. —sevensectorsusan
  Customers who bought Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf (with Special Sauce) also bought:
  Hammer and Chisel Set
  GM ONLY! RED. 5cr. A brick of meat loaf, wrapped in plastic. Accompanied by sauce packets. Hard as a rock until softened up with 
  a layer of Special Sauce or some other mineral oil-based liquid. Stays good for years, even Outdoors. Can be used as a 
  weapon (O5W impact, range 20). When soaked in Special Sauce, it becomes somewhat ﬂ ammable; smoldering Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf releases 
  a greasy haze equivalent to a smoke grenade after just a few rounds. (Eric Minton)
   NutriMax Meal Replacement Tablets 
  NutriMax Meal Replacement Tablets 
   
  Why waste time eating regular food? You’re a busy citizen and a hard worker, always 
  on the go, and you need a meal that’ll travel with you! That’s why we’ve created new 
  NutriMax Meal Replacement Tablets. Just one tablet and you’re ready to go! Each tablet 
  contains a full meal’s worth of nutrients, vitamins and minerals, more than enough to get 
  you through the workday. Comes in a variety of designer ﬂ avors, including Klassik Kelp, 
  Sweet Soybean and OhMyOrange! 20 tablets per bottle. Use as directed.
  Comment on this item:
  No matter how hungry you get, don’t try to eat all the pills in the bottle. Believe me. —Chris-R
  Customers who bought NutriMax Meal Replacement Tablets also bought:
  AlkaPep Minty Antacid
  ExtraFluff Algae Cookies
  GM ONLY! RED. 1cr/tablet. Each time-released tablet provides steady nutrition for eight long, unpleasant hours; the tablets don’t 
  assuage hunger at all, resulting in gnawing hunger pangs and loud stomach rumblings that can interfere with Sneaking 
  attempts. Eating multiple pills makes the consumer feel like he swallowed a lead bowling ball. (Eric Minton)
   Personal Hydroponics Kit 9099 
  Personal Hydroponics Kit 9099 
   
  Want more REAL FOOD in your diet? Feeling like high-clearance work requires more 
  ﬂ avor and nutrition than algae chips and Hot Fun can provide? You need the Personal 
  Hydroponics Kit 9099! Grow your own apples, oranges and all sorts of other REAL 
  FOOD in the privacy of your own apartment! Comes with a full range of biosensors and 
  environmental controls, including temperature, pressure, aeration, pH levels and a broad 
  assortment of nutrients! Don’t waste money on someone else’s produce. Grow your own 
  REAL FOOD at home. Try it today (clearance permitting)!
  Comment on this item:
  Dude, this thing is amazing. Why buy a high when you can grow your own? I totally recommend 
  it. —Drummer53
  Category: Food / Meals / Meaty
  Qty available: 6
  Offered by: Andrea-R
  Current bid: 3cr
  Item location: Room 44, Corridor 
  98b / 5, BKN Sector (map)
  Delivery: Courier, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Plasticreds
  Category: Food / Nutritional 
  Supplements
  Qty available: 10,000 x 20
  Offered by: NutriMax PLC (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Buy it now: 20cr
  Item location: NutriMax Distribution 
  Center 2, FPE Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC’s Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
  Category: Household / Hydroponics
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Tami-G
  Current bid: 250cr
  Item location: MYR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, 
  Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  
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  I tried to grow some apple seeds in mine, but the apple plants got too big and busted it. Now I’m out a thousand credits and I still don’t got 
  any apples!! —Eddie-G
  Replaced Jenny-G’s blackberry seeds with blueberry last month. IntSec picked her up for unauthorized food possession, docked her pay and 
  took away her hydroponics kit! Ha Ha! —CloneZone
  Customers who bought Personal Hydroponics Kit 9099 also bought:
  UV Light Blocker Goggles
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 800cr. A small, water-ﬁ lled glass tank with trellis. A complex of pumps, tanks, lights, tubing and readout banks 
  attaches to the back of the tank, making it inconvenient to place in an apartment. The light source is demurely shielded 
  to prevent citizens below ULTRAVIOLET from looking directly at the UV light. Grows pretty much any plant from cuttings or seeds in a matter of 
  days. 
  The ﬁ rst time the owner tries to grow something not listed in the painfully brief owner’s manual, he must make a Wetware roll; failure kills the plants 
  or causes some sort of malfunction. Keeps a record of the genetic background of plants grown in it. (Eric Minton)
   Soylent Truncheon 
  Soylent Truncheon 
   
  Bored on guard duty? Feeling hungry? You need a Soylent Truncheon. It’s made from 
  the same secret yet nutritional ingredients as Soylent Red, giving you something to chew 
  on during those long working hours. Goes great with NearBeer! Buy one today!
  Comment on this item:
  Best use I ever got out of this was telling a Commie I’d make him eat the whole thing unless he 
  talked. And believe me, he talked. Christ-Computer, these things taste nasty! —Lambert-O
  Customers who bought Soylent Truncheon also bought:
  Soylent Truncheon Seasoning
  GM ONLY! RED. 30cr. This weapon resembles an extremely dense Italian sausage. 
  It’s not the most effective weapon (S6K impact, Hand Weapons skill), but 
  at least the wielder can gnaw on it when times are tough. Optionally, you can have a PC make a 
  Violence check to bite into and chew this stuff. (Eric Minton)
   Sweetened Algae PDC 
  Sweetened Algae PDC 
   
  Perfect for Increased Shopping and Consumption Weekcycle! Looks just like a real PDC 
  but made from the same sweetened algae found in Fun Foods! It’s even colored with 
  Safety Dyes (Black #45, Light Gray #8821 and Gloss #12) to complete the illusion! A tasty 
  treat that’s fun to play with! Note: Not a real PDC. Please eat responsibly.
  Comment on this item:
  Y’know, I was upset at ﬁ rst when someone switched my PDC for this. But now that I’ve had a 
  few bites, I’m pretty darn happy! —Jimmy-R-FFT-3
  Customers who bought Sweetened Algae PDC also bought:
  Sweetened Algae PDC 10-pack
  ComeDown Gelgernine Recovery Kit
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 4cr. It looks just like a real PDC but feels a little soft and sticky 
  compared to the real thing. Still, it’s easy to confuse this candy with a real 
  PDC until someone tries to use it. Then the dyes in the PDC stain the eater’s lips and tongue black. It tastes sweet like Cold Fun but is laced with 
  gelgernine to ensure the eater is happy and wants more. Rumors that PURGE puts razor blades in some of these are diligently circulated by rival 
  sweetened-algae manufacturers. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Food / Sweetened 
  Algae / Great Gifts
  Qty available: 72
  Offered by: Yumee Bytes 
  Snacks and Medicinals (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 11cr
  Item location: PLC Food Vat Chamber 
  #92 / G, DCN Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, Fed-R-
  ALL Express, Personal Pickup
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
  Category: Weapons / Edible
  Qty available: 20
  Offered by: Bill-Y-LDL-4
  Current bid: 6cr
  Item location: Apartment 
  919, Residential Block 43, 
  LDL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  INNOVATIVE!
  INNOVATIVE!
  
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  FEATURED ITEM
  FEATURED ITEM
   101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line 
  101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line 
   
  What could make a wait in line even better? 
  SONGS, of course! This compilation of over 
  100 of The Computer’s favorite fully licensed 
  songs can make any wait even more cheerful 
  and exhilarating! Sing them yourself! Sing them 
  in groups! This charming hardcopy songbook 
  contains everything you need to easily learn 
  and teach over 100 patriotic, loyal and, most important, FUN songs! Even better, each 
  song is fully licensed; so sing to your heart’s content!
  Order now, supplies are limited!
  Comment on this item:
  Wow! Those are some of my favorite songs! I have to buy one of these right now! 
  —John-O-PTF-5
  ‘Supplies are limited’? Are they serious? They’re printing these things off as they’re ordered! 
  —H@mst3r
  Customers who bought 101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line also bought:
  Folk Dances of DFT Sector
  The Calculus of Non-Trivial Licensing, 4th Edition
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 20cr + 10cr/song sung. The songs in this songbook all share 
  two notable qualities: They are extremely loyal, and they are extremely 
  licensed. Anyone singing these songs is immediately debited 10cr for each song sung. Each song 
  lasts ﬁ ve to ten minutes. Long waits in line can be very expensive. A successful Moxie check reveals 
  the nature of the license; otherwise, the singer doesn’t know about the charge until he receives 
  the bill or checks his credit balance. A PC who routinely sings songs from this songbook while 
  in line gains a point of ‘treason armor’: Add 1 to his Access when reducing correction penalties.
  Optional mechanic: The Frankenstein Destroyers designed ‘The Scrubot Shuffle’ as a 
  combat tactic. Any scrubot attacking or cleaning a PC suffers a sharp penalty if the PC is 
  performing ‘The Scrubot Shufﬂ e’. This does not affect high-caliber scrubot self-defense systems. 
  (Ben  Engelsberg)
  Category: Personal / Entertainment 
  / Licensed Material
  Qty available: N/A
  Offered by: Rockin’ The Barracks (a 
  licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Clearance: RED
  Current bid: 15cr
  Item location: Any Computer terminal
  Delivery: Rapid Print’n’Bind
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  QUIKLINKS
  101 Fun Songs to Sing In Line 
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  Botspotter’s Manual 214 
  103
  Guest Appearance on Bake-A-Traitor 
  103
  Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 39/B.3.8.2.2 
  104
  Sounds of Alpha Complex 
  104
  Teela-O and [INSERT NAME HERE] 
  in the Race to Sector ZZZ! 
  105
  Three’s Mandatory Boxed Set 
  105
  TSC Strategy Guide 
  106
  INCLUDES THESE FAVORITES:
  Approved Chorus of Extreme 
  Happiness, v1.2.03
  Don’t You Kick That Jackobot
  Five-Five and Laserproof
  I Ain’t Worried, The Computer is My 
  Friend!
  I’m Too Happy for My Pants
  Ignorance Is Bliss
  Keep Your Laser Handy, 
  It’s a Handy Thing to Have!
  Stack Another Form Up There
  The Ballad of Exceptional 
  Personal Hygiene
  The Scrubot Shufﬂ e 
  (includes dance chart)
  This Is Our Complex
  Who’s Loyal? We’re Loyal!
  CONTRACT AVAILABLE
  The Computer’s loyal servants in HPD & Mind Control seek a licensed service ﬁ rm in the ﬁ eld of ADVERTISING & MARKETING to design and 
  implement a new campaign promoting BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE on C-Bay. Important: Applicant ﬁ rms must have two to four years experience 
  in the ﬁ eld and be entirely free of treasonous and Communist inﬂ uences.
  HPD&MC seeks a NEW, FRESH, INNOVATIVE approach to promoting the Alpha Complex citizenry’s most beloved, most consumed beverage (as 
  shown by PLC consumption statistics compiled by CPU and approved by Internal Security). Think UNUSUAL! Think ATTENTION-GETTING! Think 
  AUDACIOUS! This advertising campaign must set citizens buzzing, wondering (in an entirely non-treasonous way) ‘What will they try next?!’
  One-year low-ceiling low-bid contract (renewable). BLUE Clearance. Interested parties C-mail NewBBB@ads.cbay.hpd. Loyal ﬁ rms only!
  
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   Botspotter’s Manual 214 
  Botspotter’s Manual 214 
   
  The latest edition of the deﬁ nitive reference guide to bots. Contains a full alphabetical 
  list of all known bot types and models still in operation. Each entry includes three views 
  (front/side/top) and full physical features and operational parameters, along with common 
  variants. Indexed by category, manufacturer and serial number. Includes glossary of 
  botspotting terminology. Useful for novice and experienced botspotters alike. Available 
  in electronic and print versions.
  Indicate current security clearance before purchasing JIG Botspotter’s Manual 214. Your 
  copy of the Manual will be modiﬁ ed to match your clearance in accordance with Information 
  Happiness Sanitization Mandate #00452349-A.
  Comment on this item:
  The fools! They’ve mislabeled the Shinseki-class Warbot Model 677/RA as having a vibration 
  assessor ﬂ ange, when it actually has an ionization dispersal ﬂ ange! Don’t they know anything? 
  —Garibaldi-OMG
  All the data that’s deleted for security reasons isn’t actually deleted, it’s just covered up. You 
  can read it after running a simple cracker program. C-mail me 100cr and I’ll send you the code. —VatVatVat
  Customers who bought Botspotter’s Manual 214 also bought:
  Flybot Upgrades and Systems
  Bot Marketer’s Guide
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 55cr. Filled with valuable reference information on bots, 90% of which has been deleted for security reasons. 
  Sharply increases the Botspotting Secret skill when used as a reference. May be used as a justiﬁ cation to purchase or 
  upgrade the Botspotting skill, though players must still spend Perversity normally. (Eric Minton)
   Guest Appearance on Bake-A-Traitor  
  Guest Appearance on Bake-A-Traitor  
   
  Congratulations, lucky citizen! This is YOUR chance to appear on the wildly popular 
  vidshow Bake-A-Traitor, the show where every traitor gets what he deserves! The winner 
  of this auction will receive an all-expenses-paid transtube ticket to our BAK Sector studios, 
  where he will be one of our featured guests on an upcoming episode! This is a once-in-a-
  lifetime opportunity to serve your complex as an example to our entire vidshow audience! 
  With your help, we’ll show everyone just how traitors should be dealt with! Bid now! It’s 
  the loyal thing to do!
  Comment on this item:
  Good luck to the ‘winner’ of this auction. Always wondered where this show got its guests… 
  —Mabel-O
  Customers who bought Guest Appearance on Bake-A-Traitor also bought:
  Bake-A-Traitor Home Game
  Bake-A-Traitor Home Game Replacement Laser Barrels
  GM ONLY! RED. 1,250cr; often bestowed as a reward. Purchaser gets to appear on the popular Bake-A-Traitor vidshow as a guest 
  terminator. Make it unclear until the very last moment which side of the laser cannon the PC will be on. The PC rolls 
  against Power, modiﬁ ed by his Perversity spending. If the roll fails, the PC is assigned to terminate a very popular or well-connected individual, 
  publicly, in front of a huge vidshow audience, and loses 1 Access. If the roll succeeds by a margin of 10+, he gets to terminate a well-known and 
  much reviled traitor, and gains 1 Access. Otherwise, he terminates an unknown traitor, gaining only a few minutes in the spotlight and the enmity 
  of the traitor’s subsequent clones, service ﬁ rm and secret society. If the PC shares the victim’s society, demotion is prompt. (Ben Engelsberg)
  Category: Media / Botspotting
  Qty available: 10,000
  Offered by: JIG Bot Information Group
  Current bid: 23cr
  Buy it now: 55cr
  Item location: JIG Bot Information 
  Group, JIG Sector (map)
  Delivery: C-mail, Rapid Print’n’Bind
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  METro Checks, QwikCredit
  Category: Media / Vidshows 
  / Participation
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Bake-A-Traitor Enterprises
  Current bid: 1,249cr
  Item location: HPD&MC 
  Studios, BAK Sector (map)
  Delivery: C-mail (ME Card 
  purchase conﬁ rmation)
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  FASHIONABLE!
  FASHIONABLE!
  AUTHORITY!
  AUTHORITY!
  
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   Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 39/B.3.8.2.2 
  Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 39/B.3.8.2.2 
   
   
  This is the complete guide to all acts, mandatory and forbidden, performable in Alpha 
  Complex. It’s absolutely clear and comprehensive, and organized by category for ease of 
  use. Over 50,000 pages! Everything you ever wanted to know about security clearances, 
  access restrictions, service groups, treason and punishment are right here at your ﬁ ngertips! 
  Includes QwikSearch software for easy access to exactly what you need.
  Comment on this item:
  Need help navigating the law? Buy my LoAC Pocket Guide for just 2000 credits! It’s a bargain 
  at any price! —Jeremiah-G-NST
  PURCHASE UNABRIDGED LAWS OF ALPHA COMPLEX ED. 39/B.3.9 FOR ONLY 999 
  CREDITS ON SALE UNTIL MANDATORY INSPECTION DAY THIS SALE IS NOT VALID IN 
  SECTORS RFA NKI OR NKJ —ADBOT5601
  The unabridged version’s a waste of money, it’s so big it’ll crash your PDC. —alphacrat
  What if you get the print version? —frances64
  That depends on whether or not you have a forklift. —alphacrat
  Customers who bought Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 39/B.3.8.2.2 also bought:
  Confession Booth Traveling Seat Cushion
  Form Request Form
  Why Weight? Home Weightlifting Kit and Inﬂ atable Personal Trainer
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 100cr. A guide to the laws of Alpha Complex in the literal sense; it’s chock-full of references and links to auxiliary 
  regulation manuals, submanuals, riders, addenda, appendixes, codicils and postscripts, collectively comprising literally 
  hundreds of thousands of pages. PCs with a hardcopy version of the Laws must run a separate net search any time they want to see actual 
  regulations; this requires a successful Data Search roll. The electronic version lets PCs follow hyperlinks directly to their goal, but many of these 
  links lead to pages above their security clearance; have them make a Data Analysis check to avoid wandering into an ULTRAVIOLET zone. It’s 
  a mineﬁ eld in there!
  Knowledge of the appropriate regulations provides a variable bonus to the PC’s Access, depending on the situation and your whim. Unfortunately, 
  this edition of the Laws is outdated; Alpha Complex is now operating on edition 39/B.3.9, which has lots of critical differences. Feel free to levy a 
  penalty to the character’s Access when he quotes an outdated regulation. If a Troubleshooter manages to get hold of edition 39/B.3.9, upgrade 
  to 39/B.3.9.1 whenever you feel like it. (Eric Minton)
   Sounds of Alpha Complex 
  Sounds of Alpha Complex 
   
  Transferred to a strange new sector? Unable to sleep? Need to cover up those weird noises 
  from next door? Then pick up the new Sounds of Alpha Complex memchip! Comes with all 
  the comforting old sounds you’re familiar with: Transbot Convoy! Loyalty Rally! Thrumming 
  Power Plant! Gargling Sewage! Distant Fireﬁ ght! Warning Sirens! IntSec Interrogation! 
  Over 12 hours of background sounds at your ﬁ ngertips. Act now, buy today!
  Comment on this item:
  I’ve found this disk to be really restful and relaxing. No more trouble sleeping for me! And the 
  history of Alpha Complex is the history of class struggle between the proletariat and the bourgeoisie. 
  —Dennis-R-IIN-2
  That thing I just wrote, I have no idea what it means. Head hurting…not so restful. —Dennis-R-
  IIN-2
  Category: Legal / Resources
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Derek-R
  Current bid: 94cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-mail, Rapid Print’n’Bind
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Pay Now, Payment++
  Category: Media / Audio / Atmospheric
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Rhiannon-R-KBS-4
  Current bid: 14cr
  Item location: REO Sector (map)
  Delivery: Pneumatic Courier 
  Express, Rail Mail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
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  IntSec conﬁ scated my copy of Sounds of Alpha Complex. No problem though, now I’m taking Inner Happiness. Much more relaxing. —Dennis-
  R-IIN-3
  Customers who bought Sounds of Alpha Complex also bought:
  Sounds of the OUTDOORS
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 10cr. Laced with subliminal loyalty messages seeded by HPD&MC. In addition, IntSec often laces speciﬁ c 
  copies with post-hypnotic commands aimed at speciﬁ c purchasers, while various secret societies impregnate random IR 
  market copies with their own subliminal instructions and propaganda. As a result, anyone who listens to Sounds of Alpha Complex while sleeping 
  may ﬁ nd himself taking any number of strange and unpredictable actions upon waking. (Eric Minton)
   Teela-O and [
  Teela-O and [ INSERT NAME HERE
  INSERT NAME HERE ]  in the Race to Sector ZZZ!
  ]  in the Race to Sector ZZZ! 
   
  Have you ever wanted to live a life of adventure? Have you ever dreamed of sectors 
  beyond your own? Do you fantasize about ‘Teela O’Malley’ and her thrilling exploits on 
  behalf of Alpha Complex and The Computer? If so, then I have just what you’re looking 
  for: Teela-O and [INSERT NAME HERE] in the Race to Sector ZZZ!
  This out-of-stock classic allows YOU to join Teela-O as she races against time and 
  Commies to reach Sector ZZZ, the mythical ‘last sector’, and be the ﬁ rst to retrieve the 
  disk that—but that would be telling! If you want to learn what happens, you’ll have to read 
  it—and EXPERIENCE IT—for yourself!
  Not sold in any stores! Buy it today!
  Comment on this item:
  Sector ZZZ is real! They know I know about the phantom sectors. You must listen to me. When the moni32hcg cy58c ruc4cc2 e
  Customers who bought Teela-O and [INSERT NAME HERE] in the Race to Sector ZZZ! also bought:
  Teela-O and [INSERT NAME HERE] versus the Commie Mutant Traitors of RED Sector!
  GM ONLY! RED. 25cr. After the PC activates this online book with his ME Card, the book replaces [INSERT NAME HERE] with 
  the PC’s name. Moreover, it draws upon the PC’s personal information to ﬂ esh out the story: The protagonist has the 
  same job as the PC, likes the same foods, uses the same skills and tics—and commits the same acts of insubordination and treason. The book’s 
  software often references little-used areas of system memory, dredging up treasonous acts The Computer itself failed to note. It is impossible to 
  skip forward, unless the reader succeeds in a Hacking roll. Build suspense by giving the character time to read only a few pages here and there 
  during the play session. When the PC reaches the last chapter and reads about how Teela-O regretfully turns over his ﬁ ctional alter-ego to IntSec, 
  we hope he feels just a tiny chill run down his spine… just before the IntSec assault team busts down his door. (Eric Minton)
   Three’s Mandatory Boxed Set 
  Three’s Mandatory Boxed Set 
   
   
  The classic vidshow Three’s Mandatory is ﬁ nally available on memchips! Relive the 
  mandatory fun of Jack-1, Jack-2 and Jack-3 as they try to share assigned quarters and 
  hilarity ensues. Includes outtakes, interviews with the clone replacements of the original 
  actors and classic episodes such as:
  Accidental Misconception #12: Jack-2 is practicing his typing skills by retyping a 
  Commie’s confession he heard on a vidshow. Then their nosey neighbor visits and 
  accidentally reads it! Hilarity ensues.
  Valuable Lesson Learned #4: Jack-1 wants to impress his HPD&MC supervisor, so he 
  wears a blonde wig to stand out from the other clones. Once Internal Security arrives, 
  Jack-1 learns a valuable lesson about the dangers of individualism.
  Valuable Lesson Learned #27: When Jack-3’s old creche friend drops by for a visit, 
  everyone is shocked by the friend’s high credit rating. They try to ignore it, but once Internal Security drops by, Jack-3 learns a 
  valuable lesson about the dangers of secret societies.
  Category: Personal / 
  Entertainment / Literature
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Strontium (38)
  Current bid: 96cr
  Item location: TOM Sector (map)
  Delivery: C-mail, Courier
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, METro Cheques
  Category: Entertainment / 
  Memchips / Classic Vidshows
  Qty available: 14
  Offered by: Your Best Interest Studios 
  (a licensed ﬁ rm of HPD&MC)
  Current bid: 153cr
  Item location: MindControl 
  Video, BCV Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  
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  This vidshow may not be released again, so buy now before it’s too late!
  Comment on this item:
  I forgot how much fun this show was. Jack-2 steals the show! I always thought he’d be the next 
  Teela-O. Too bad about his addiction to mood correction medication.—popgoesthebot
  You Leops still owe us a favor! Do NOT forget it!—alr33t_35
  Customers who bought Three’s Mandatory Boxed Set also bought:
  Heavy-duty Handi-Pac carrying bag
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 30cr. Memchips can play in any PDC or vid unit. The ﬁ rst ﬁ ve memchips are good and contain episodes, 
  outtakes and the like. The sixth memchip has been hacked by Death Leopard and contains directions to and security 
  codes for dozens of Armed Forces armories around the Complex. Hilarity should ensue and help everyone learn a valuable lesson. (Bill O’Dea)
   TSC Strategy Guide 
  TSC Strategy Guide 
   
  Takes the pain out of being the Tactical Situation Commander. Comprehensive guide 
  analyzes 632 most common CMT battle strategies—from simple Feint-and-Run to 
  infamous Quintuple Pincer—and suggests counter-strategy for your team to defeat The 
  Enemy. Index allows easy reference by categories including unit strength and weapon 
  type. PDC version lets team leaders input ﬁ eld data to create customized battle plans. 
  Victory is in your hands.
  Comment on this item:
  Talk about comprehensive! It even has the Commie Skateboard Bomber strategy!—
  VulturesAreGo
  Customers who bought TSC Strategy Guide also bought:
  I’m OK, You’re Not: Effective Leadership Through Scorn and Blame 
  by Keenan-V-CTC-1
  Volunteer Motivation Prod
  GM ONLY! RED. 350cr. The Computer frequently assigns this guide to the Troubleshooter team leader, with the expectation that 
  the leader will take all its experienced advice to heart. The guide would work if a team leader could get the enemy to stop 
  attacking long enough to ﬁ gure out the number of attacking units, their weapons, ammunition, rate of ﬁ re, ﬁ eld of ﬁ re, elevation, distance, speed 
  and security clearances, not to mention all the same for the leader’s side. It takes ﬁ ve minutes and a successful Data Search roll to do all that, 
  but it does offer a successful strategy. Then the other team members need only rapidly learn their roles, accept them with blind faith and execute 
  them ﬂ awlessly. (Bill O’Dea)
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  Category: Troubleshooting / 
  MBDs / Team Leaders
  Qty available: N/A
  Offered by: Strategic Withdrawalers 
  (a licensed ﬁ rm of Armed Forces)
  Current bid: 90cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-mail, Rapid Print ‘n’ Bind
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  
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   DEMENTIA
  DEMENTIA XP 
   XP 
   
  DEMENTIA XP (the roleplaying game of the 
  darkly treasonous past) is a hilarious change-
  of-pace game. Unlike other RPGs, in which 
  you play brave IntSec guards, Vulture troops 
  or Troubleshooters ﬁ ghting the Communist 
  threat, in DEMENTIA you play a bunch of 
  stupid, primitive individuals in the toxic and 
  Commie-infested Outdoors before the glorious 
  days of Friend Computer. DEMENTIA characters have bizarre names composed out of a 
  ﬁ rst name (much like your own!) and a last name (such as Smith), permitting hilarious puns 
  such as Happy Pill or Hot Fun. Old Reckoning characters have NO security clearance, 
  meaning they die at the hands of Communists, horrible mutants and the toxic environment. 
  In fact, they die approximately 5 minutes after character creation, which makes for short, 
  fun-packed and educational gaming sessions.
  The all-new XP edition includes a large and detailed mutants guide, a polyhedral random-integer generator and the Old Reckoning 
  badges, the best gaming prop available at lower clearances. DEMENTIA is Computer-approved, legal and safe to use, highly 
  recommended for anyone interested in the painful, decadent days of the Old Reckoning and the dangerous, toxic Outdoors.
  Comment on this item:
  The mutants guide is brilliant! The Four-Armed Terrorist illustration made me violate Underwear Hygiene Regulation 41!—Doc Bot
  Great for one-shots, but you can’t run a campaign.—seriouser
  It’s horribly inaccurate! It doesn’t even explain how these ‘unenlightened primitives’ managed to construct Friend Computer. Where did it come 
  from? The fabled Ubermensch? A mutant project gone awry? I know it didn’t just spring out of the ground perfect and whole, like those brain-dead 
  FCCC-P disciples say.—DarwinDdisintegrator
  You only get one life! Where’s the fun in that?—BadBoy
  Customers who bid on DEMENTIA XP also viewed:
  Mazes & Mutants
  Commie: The Repeated Violent Deaths
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 30cr. The Old-Reckoning 
  badges are actually tracking devices 
  used by IntSec to locate meetings of the Romantics and Sierra 
  Club. All mutant, Old Reckoning and Outdoors information in 
  the game is meticulously sanitized and contains numerous 
  errors; it’s useless for increasing Secret skills like Old Reckoning 
  Cultures or Survival. However, it can be used to purchase Old 
  Reckoning Misinformation or Outdoors Misinformation, which 
  intentionally spread incorrect data. These new Secret skills work 
  like Propaganda and can be transmitted to unwilling listeners.
  Additionally, some fan-created supplements available on the 
  Gray Subnets are encyclopedias of accurate information. IntSec 
  ofﬁ cers unfamiliar with the idea of RPGs may either dismiss these 
  manuals without scrutiny or automatically assume the owner is 
  a corrupt traitor, as you prefer. (Alon Elkin)
  Category: Recreational / 
  Game / Roleplaying 
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Fanb0y3
  Current bid: 4cr
  Item location: Personal Storage 
  B, TOZ Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery 
  Payment accepted: Cash/
  DEMENTIA supplements 
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  Fantasy Troubleshooter Analyst 
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  FunBall No-Contact Harness 
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  MagBall Gauntlets 
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  Murder Mystery Game Kit 
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  Pipe Patrol 
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  SmartBall 
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   Bomb Squad! 
  Bomb Squad! 
   
   
  This is a really, really cool game! It comes with a fake bomb, a mess of wires and a pair of 
  shears. Each player must try to cut the right wire to defuse the bomb before time runs out! 
  Cut the wrong wire or wait too long, and the bomb ‘explodes’ in an exciting display of light 
  and sound. Scoring system based on how quickly you succeed, whether you’re blown up 
  with the bomb or if you run out of the room ﬁ rst! Comes with pack of 200 extra wires.
  Comment on this item:
  Dunno who designed it, but the control systems actually work—it’s trivially easy to replace the 
  fake bomb with real explosives.—AlgaeBurn
  It’s true! I’ve bought a hundred for the revolution. Smash The Computer!—boomjenny 
  Customers who bought Bomb Squad! also bought: 
  Docbot!—The Game
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 160cr. Good practice for improving your Demolitions specialty, though you still need to spend Perversity to do so. If 
  you somehow actually need to ﬁ gure out who wins a game, have each player roll Violence or Demolitions; the bomb ‘explodes’ 
  if the player misses the roll by ﬁ ve or more. The fake explosion delivers a nasty electric shock that leaves the victim stunned for one round. He also 
  suffers from pins-and-needles sensations and uncontrollable spasms for a while thereafter, reducing Violence specialties. (Eric Minton)
   Fantasy Troubleshooter Analyst 
  Fantasy Troubleshooter Analyst 
   
  Rookie reviews, draft strategies, Troubleshooter rankings... it’s all here! Start your 
  own league with friends, then ‘draft’ your own Troubleshooter team. Score whenever a 
  Troubleshooter on your team uncovers treason, shoots a laser and more. Includes ten 
  cheat sheets that rank every Troubleshooter by Mandatory Bonus Duty; over 300 positions 
  ranked! Stats on every Troubleshooter in the complex, from Solo Kills to Found Brieﬁ ng 
  Room Before Dying. Includes the articles, ‘Is Rachel-R-LAG-2 the BEST loyalty ofﬁ cer 
  EVER?’ and ‘Sleepers and Busts: Why Adam-R-LKY will KILL this year!’
  Comment on this item: 
  Oh, baby! Hit the motherlode with this one! Now, who to blackmail ﬁ rst?—felixdapetbot
  Please. Like any V or UV would put real info on download. They all have biochips implanted! 
  They can beam this stuff directly to each other’s brains, so why would they waste time with C-Bay? 
  It’s a trap.—RWilson333 
  Customers who bought Fantasy Troubleshooter Analyst also bought: 
  Happy To See You Pocket Plasma Projector
  GM ONLY! VIOLET. 3,000cr. This is a fantasy sports game played by VIOLET and ULTRAVIOLET citizens with Troubleshooters in 
  place of athletes. Characters who get their treasonous little hands on a copy ﬁ nd their picture next to a pile of arcane stats, 
  including their secret society and mutant power (these are just guesses and estimates). They ﬁ nd all their teammates in there, too. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Games / Fantasy 
  / Non-Hormonal
  Qty available: 25
  Offered by: Aaron-V
  Current bid: 2,519cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-mail, Rapid Print’n’Bind
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  Category: Recreational / Games / Skill 
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Chang-R
  Current bid: 34cr
  Item location: Apartment 7789b, 
  Lucky Laser Tower, Vermilion 
  Developments, HLK Sector (map)
  Delivery: Sector Priority 
  Delivery, RailMail
  Payment accepted: PayUp, 
  Trade for other games
  
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   FunBall No-Contact Harness 
  FunBall No-Contact Harness 
   
  This is the harness used in 400-level FunBall variants! Each harness senses when another 
  harness comes too close, then kicks in its air-jets to maintain a fun, safe distance of one 
  meter between players. No need to worry about unfun collisions when playing FunBall 
  or other friendly competitive non-contact sports. Just use the No-Contact Harness! Bulk 
  orders available. Please select stripe pattern with purchase.
  Comment on this item:
  Just takes a few little adjustments to turn this into a jet-booster harness. C-mail me 100 creds 
  and I’ll send you the specs.—VatVatVat
  Customers who bought FunBall No-Contact Harness also bought:
  Class 400 FunBall
  GM ONLY! RED. 80cr. An upper-body harness made up of straps, buckles and small jet engines pointing in all directions. Each 
  harness contains a transponder that scans for other No-Contact Harness transponders. When two harnesses approach 
  within one meter of each other, they both ﬁ re their air-jets to maintain that distance. If this happens to a character who’s not ready for it, he must 
  make a Violence/Agility roll to avoid falling down. The harness doesn’t scan for other objects, so it can jet the user right into a solid wall (Arbitrary 
  Justice roll, O5D impact) The harness occasionally confuses other radio signals for transponders, causing it to jet away from random doors, Com 
  units and vending machines. (Eric Minton)
   MagBall Gauntlets 
  MagBall Gauntlets 
   
   
  Gently used PowerSport brand red magnetic gauntlets size large. Great for MagBall 
  games and other fun uses of magnetism. Check out my other auctions for a great pair of 
  freestyle MagSkates and other MagBall stuff. I combine shipping.
  Comment on this item:
  Good for hanging onto the side of a moving transbot!—Anna/J
  Like most electromagnetic gear, these can scramble your ME Card and PDC data if you’re not 
  careful.—Christopher-G
  True. On the other hand, you can rewire them to deliver an electromagnetic pulse, if you’ve got 
  the spare parts and want to get your hands dirty.—AlgaeBurn
  If you don’t mind electrocuting yourself. Or blowing your hands off. Or whatever. Anyone who wants to strap an EMP onto your wrist, raise 
  your hand—while you still have it.—Christopher-G
  Customers who bought MagBall Gauntlets also bought:
  Spinner Class 40 MagBall
  GM ONLY! RED. 250cr. Giant electromechanical gauntlets covered with cables and vacuum tubes. The gauntlets generate powerful 
  magnetic ﬁ elds that can attract MagBalls and other ferrous or magnetic items. Attracting speciﬁ c items requires a Hardware 
  or Fine Manipulation roll. On a 20, the wearer suffers a mishap, such as drawing a hail of unexpected ferrous material or getting stuck to a vehicle 
  or a wall. Pulling free from a large metallic object requires a successful Violence/Unarmed Combat check. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Sports / MagBall
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Yuki-O
  Current bid: 56cr
  Item location: Apartment 754, 
  Residential Block 50/beta, 
  ATP Sector (map)
  Delivery: RailMail, Personal pickup
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Payment++
  Category: Sports / Outﬁ ts
  Qty available: 80
  Offered by: FunBallSupply (79)
  Current bid: 70cr
  Item location: FBL Sector (map)
  Delivery: Fed-R-ALL Express
  Payment accepted: PayNow, 
  PayUp, Plasticreds
  
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   Murder Mystery Game Kit 
  Murder Mystery Game Kit 
   
   
  For thrilling, spine-tingling, intelligent entertainment, there’s nothing better than a MURDER 
  MYSTERY GAME. A dark room… a laser blast… the lights go on, someone is dead 
  and YOU must ﬁ nd the killer before he, she or it strikes again! Comes with a full set of 
  instructions for running over 35 different MURDER MYSTERY GAMES! Hours of fun! No 
  assembly required! Includes handy props like Ofﬁ cial Fake Termination Vouchers, letters 
  from one character to another laced with clues and thinly veiled treasons and instructions 
  for making Old Reckoning costumes for HISTORICAL MURDER MYSTERIES!
  Comment on this item:
  You know how high quality the props are? Someone called in IntSec while we were playing the 
  ‘Murder Among Troubleshooters’ scenario, and not only did we think they were also playing the 
  game, they thought the game was real! When I ﬂ ashed my Fictional BLUE IntSec Investigator 
  badge and ‘arrested’ one of my teammates, they actually hauled him off for termination. It was 
  pretty cool.—YellowCard
  Customers who bought Murder Mystery Game Kit also bought:
  Darkﬁ eld Generator
  GM ONLY! RED. 30cr. Let’s see: a dark room… an expected ‘murder’… would anyone be surprised if a PC actually turns up dead 
  when the lights go on? We’d be surprised if anyone were still alive. The info on historical murder mysteries makes a good 
  excuse for improving your Old Reckoning Cultures Secret skill rating, though you still must spend Perversity to do so. (Eric Minton)
   Pipe Patrol 
  Pipe Patrol 
   
   
  Have fun and serve The Computer at the same time! Pipe Patrol lets you track down all 
  those ruptures, leaks and glitches that interfere with your life in Alpha Complex and lets 
  you have a great time doing it! The extra-fun Pipe Patrol booklet comes with 37 different 
  games, from Conduit Crawl to Smell That Smoke!, along with over 200 pages of useful 
  information to help you identify those technical problems you’re tracking down! Now out 
  of print, and on sale for this week only!
  Comment on this item: 
  This game makes me feel so extra loyal! I love it!—Steve-HJE
  I’m so glad they stopped selling this game. When the local Junior Citizens were playing Dispenser 
  Defender, every single vending machine on our block was broken for a month. Tech Services still 
  doesn’t like to come down here any more, so I have to go to the next subsector just to get some 
  algae chips and B3!—Alohalani-R
  Customers who bought Pipe Patrol also bought:
  PowerPedal Energy-Saving Exercise Machine
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 30cr. Improves Habitat Engineering specialty rolls when the game is used as a reference. Technical 
  Services devised this game as part of a recent initiative to reduce its workload. Pipe Patrol relies on ordinary citizens to 
  spot technical problems. Players go looking for damaged and broken elements of the Alpha Complex infrastructure and send pictures back to 
  Technical Services to get points. In theory, this saves time and increases efﬁ ciency. In practice, it caused more problems than it solved; citizens 
  would vandalize critical systems to earn more points. Whenever a PLC depot unearths and sells off a forgotten cache of copies, Alpha Complex 
  services suffer for weeks. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Recreational / 
  Games / Roleplaying 
  Qty available: 4,000
  Offered by: Alpha Hobbies Ltd. 
  (a licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 80cr
  Item location: Alpha Hobbies 
  Storage Depot, KNB Sector (map)
  Delivery: Rapid Print’n’Bind
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
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  POSSIBILITIES!
  POSSIBILITIES!
  Category: Games / Patriotic
  Qty available: 3,974
  Offered by: Warehouse 23 (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 18cr
  Item location: Warehouse 
  504, Warehouse 23 Depot 
  14, ANG Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
  CIVIC-MINDED!
  CIVIC-MINDED!
  
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   SmartBall 
  SmartBall 
   
   
  For sale: one SmartBall, model 43b/4, good condition. Manufactured by WorkForPlay 
  PLC.
  Features:
  12 major and 20 minor air jets allow for 360 degrees of movement 
  Light, yet sturdy construction: alloplastic 4-4-1 reinforced with aluminum-titanium alloy 
  Universal gyroscopic core and optional internal magnetic alignment grid 
  Nigh-indestructible FunRubber coating
  3 unique and distinct personality settings
  Encyclopedic knowledge of known ball games (including FunBall, SportBall, MagBall, 
  BlasterBall, TenBase, SevenSquare and BBBowling)
  Only bid if you are serious about purchasing. Payment due within 3 days of auction 
  end.
  Comment on this item:
  Mine constantly complains we don’t have the right equipment, and it’s threatened to turn us 
  in for treason if we don’t buy cutting-edge MagBall gear from WorkForPlay PLC. I gotta say, 
  I’m kind of suspicious…—Radmilla-R 
  Don’t use this for BaseHockey. Tseng-O hit a 3-pointer ﬁ eld bunt right out of the corridor, and it busted the bot brain. Now it thinks it’s a cargo 
  hovercraft.—Langley-O
  Customers who bought SmartBall also bought:
  ExoSkull All-Purpose Sports Helmet
  GM ONLY! RED. 800cr. A ﬂ ying spherical bot the size of a bowling ball, SmartBall knows how to play lots of games—and it’ll be 
  damned if it’s not going to play them! It has the following stats: Management 4, Oratory 8, Violence 10, Agility 14, Ball 
  Sports 16; Weapons: High speed collision (S6K impact); Armor: Shiny coating (1E). Its three personalities: bratty Junior Citizen, frazzled Happiness 
  Ofﬁ cer and veteran Armed Forces drill sergeant. (Eric Minton)
   SPROINGS Spring-Wear Shoes  
  SPROINGS Spring-Wear Shoes  
   
  Like new SPROINGS! These are the ones! They’ve been sold out for months, but I’ve 
  got a pair and I’m willing to give them up for the right price. Wow your friends as you leap 
  high over their heads and run faster than any of them.
  Comment on this item:
  Avoid low ceilings!—Anna/J
  Customers who bought SPROINGS Spring-Wear Shoes might also like:
  Armor-All Helmets
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 90cr. Plastic and metal attachments that give a lot of bounce to 
  your step. Wearing SPROINGS Spring-Wear Shoes lets you outrun anybody 
  on foot, and jump over items up to the height of a standard citizen. They also add about a foot to your height, and bounce you up about 15 cm 
  at even the slowest walk. They occasionally break. When one does, shards of plastic and metal ﬂ y out, often joined by shards of the leg-bone of 
  the hapless citizen wearing it. (Karl Low)
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  Category: Bots / Sport 
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Terry-G
  Current bid: 340cr
  Item location: GNR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Secur-CORR Armed 
  Escort, PLC SupaExpress
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Payment++, Plasticreds
  Category: Sports / General / Apparel
  Qty available: 1 pair
  Offered by: Speedy (33213)
  Current bid: 44cr
  Item location: STE Sector (map)
  Delivery: PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: 
  Plasticreds, ME Card
  
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   FunTimes PDC Service 
  FunTimes PDC Service 
  Call and talk to real citizens who will fullﬁ ll your 
  fantasies. We offer different lines for: naughty 
  little traitors who need to be yelled at; groveling 
  assistants who crave your domination; PLC 
  clerks with everything in stock at reduced 
  prices; IntSec agents who beg you for their 
  life; CPU supervisors who need your help in 
  ﬁ lling out a form; and more! We are always very 
  loyal, and we just can’t get enough of a strong 
  leader like yourself. Hurry and call us because 
  we need your authority and we need it NOW! 
  ME Card needed to begin call and must be at 
  least RED clearance.
  Category: Services / PDC 
  Services / Fantasy
  Qty available: 150
  Offered by: Personal 
  Happiness Lifters (a licensed 
  HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 50cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: C-Mail, Rapid Print ‘n’ Bind
  Payment accepted: ME Card only
  Comment on this service:
  When you call, ask for Power Services Reggie. He does a ‘I need your help to avoid a 
  meltdown’ routine that must be heard to be believed! It gets me all happy just thinking about 
  it!—mr_bumbum 
  Customers who used FunTimes PDC Service also bought:
  So You’re in a Re-Education Camp by Paul-G-SAE
  Faces of Treason Volume 3
  GM ONLY! RED. 50cr. This PDC service lets citizens vent their frustrations at life in Alpha Complex through interactive fantasies where 
  the caller is in charge and isn’t a miserable, powerless little clone. Live operators roleplay through whatever scenario the 
  caller wants. Because frustration is a sign of unhappiness, IntSec is notiﬁ ed if a caller requests the same fantasy three times in a row. (‘So, you’re 
  not happy with the lines at PLC?’) Each FunTimes card is good for ten minutes. After that, each call is 5.99cr per minute and is charged directly 
  to the caller’s ME Card. It takes roughly nine minutes to get through the initial menu options. (Bill O’Dea)
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  REDLine Transbot Passes 
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  120
  Vulturecraft Rental 
  121
  WiseGuy Debt Counseling 
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  [Routine services and utilities (water, power, PDC, 
  sewage, hygiene) are free to all Alpha Complex 
  citizens. This section highlights unusual ongoing 
  monthly or other periodic bills citizens might have 
  to meet—the Alpha Complex equivalent of cable 
  TV, DVD subscriptions, online roleplaying games, 
  insurance premiums and so on.]
  WATCH THIS SPACE!
  It’s new! It’s audacious! You’ve never seen anything like it!
  ‘What will they think of next?!’
  It’s the new ad campaign for BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE!
  Debuting here on C-Bay! SOON! DON’T MISS IT!
  
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   BLUE Washroom Membership 
  BLUE Washroom Membership 
   
  Don’t suffer through cramped, stinky public bathrooms, citizen! Now you can purchase 
  access to the exclusive BLUE Washroom network. Every subsector is equipped with a 
  lavish BLUE Washroom, where high-clearance citizens luxuriate in climate-controlled 
  bath and sauna facilities. Allow our trained staff to soothe your body and mind! This is a 
  limited offer; only select low-clearance citizens can obtain access to the exclusive BLUE 
  Washroom network!
  Comment on this service:
  Why do they let those grotty little scrubs into our washrooms anyway?—Laurel-B
  To encourage them to work harder, of course. Once they see how well we live, it really drives 
  them on toward another promotion.—Vanessa-B
  Some of us are trying to keep the riffraff out by buying up all the memberships we can. It seems 
  to be working, but it’s starting to get expensive.—Shinji-B
  Sounds nice, but I don’t go anywhere with gun turrets in front of the door if I don’t have 
  to.—bluegoo
  Customers who bought BLUE Washroom Membership also bought: 
  ChefBot 990
  GM ONLY! RED. 500cr sign-up fee (includes ﬁ rst month), plus 100cr for each additional month. Yes, it’s really legal, but a source of 
  tension among high clearances. Each BLUE Washroom is a self-contained health spa, with dozens of trained clones and 
  bots on call to attend to their clients’ every need. The membership fee doesn’t cover the cost of anything beyond the use of toilets and showers; 
  low-clearance clones who indulge in BeautyMud facial scrubs and masseusebot rubdowns soon ﬁ nd themselves deeply in debt. (Eric Minton)
   Drillivator 
  Drillivator 
   
   
  LISTEN UP, VATSLIMES! I have an offer all you blubbery whining schoolgirls can’t live 
  without. For only 2,000 credits a month, you can have your very own motivational Drillivator! 
  Strike fear into your lazy SOB workers’ hearts! Don’t take no crap from INFRARED lackeys! 
  If you aren’t mean enough to get things done, it’ll make up for your deﬁ ciencies.
  Comment on this service:
  I stood too close to mine while he was working and his voice curdled my Hot Fun. Thank The 
  Computer he’s on my side!—phb3000
  Customers who hired Drillivator also bought:
  Volume-Adjustable Earplugs
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 2000cr/month. The PC can have a personal GREEN-Clearance Armed Forces veteran drill instructor escort him 
  for an entire workday. At the PC’s command, he ‘motivates’ anyone of YELLOW Clearance or lower by barking, shouting 
  and cussing them out with ear-wilting language (Intimidation 18). If that doesn’t work, he beats them into submission. Because he considers this his 
  downtime job, he’s loathe to help in any other way. He ﬁ ghts back in self-defense. Although technically the PC can call on him whenever desired, 
  he uses his unique skills to dissuade PCs from asking for his help too much. Standard equipment: GREEN reﬂ ec, Kevlar, laser pistol with GREEN 
  barrel, slugthrower with dum-dum ammo, three grenades, skill rating of 14 with most weapons and Unarmed Combat. (Jeff Groves) 
  Category: Services/
  Management/Motivational
  Qty available: 15
  Offered by: Armed Forces 
  Veterans’ Group
  Buy it now: 2000cr for one 
  month of escort services
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Payment++, PayUp
  Category: Services/Hygiene
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: Advanced 
  Freshening Systems (a licensed 
  HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 1,316cr
  Item location: BDA Sector (map)
  Delivery: Jackobot Delivery of  
  pre-owned brevet badge
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  ENTIRELY 
  ENTIRELY 
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   Friendship Facilitators 
  Friendship Facilitators 
   
  Making friends can be hard. But don’t worry, Friendship Facilitators is here to help! Just 
  take our quick Camaraderie Questionnaire, and we’ll use the results to help place you 
  with compatible friends in your subsector. It’s that easy! You can start making friends the 
  same day with Friendship Facilitators. Why be lonely? Sign up with Friendship Facilitators 
  today!
  Comment on this service:
  Who needs human friends when you can hang out with bots?—everchrome
  I feel sorry for you Computer-programmed ignoramuses. We’re designed by nature to befriend 
  natural creatures! All the animals are my friends. I hope someday, you too will know the love of 
  the rats and roaches!—jimmyGREEN
  The Computer is the only friend I need!—loyal1
  fred-r-dnc-3 is a big lying efﬂ uent-head. and he owes me 300 credits. friendship facilitators 
  sucks.—henrietta-r
  Customers who joined Friendship Facilitators also bought: 
  ‘Please Leave Me Alone’ Greeting Cards
  GM ONLY! RED. 100cr to sign up, plus another 50cr/month. Resembles an Old Reckoning online dating service. The Computer 
  knows citizens require a certain amount of social interaction to remain stable, but it fears permitting them the opportunity 
  to form strong emotional bonds that might supplant their loyalty to it and to Alpha Complex. Therefore, Friendship Facilitators uses the results of 
  its questionnaires to make sure that the potential ‘friends’ it hooks up are psychologically incompatible with one another, so they cannot actually 
  form true friendships. If a Troubleshooter uses this service, the people he’s set up with will all be annoying or unpleasant in some particularly 
  aggravating way. Feel free to make them members of antagonistic secret societies as well. (Eric Minton)
   Genetic Counseling Appointments 
  Genetic Counseling Appointments 
   
  For sale to highest bidder. Appointments with an HPD&MC genetic counselor to scan 
  your DNA for possible mutagenic tendencies. Any repressed mutations do not result in 
  execution. You will be allowed to preregister your mutation free. Bidders must specify 
  how many appointments they want to buy. Learn the truth about your previous clones 
  and protect the clones to come.
  Comment on this service:
  I’ve got me a piece of paper what says I’m free of mutations! Now maybe I can get that 
  promotion!—Greg-PDE
  Some of these are Psion recruitment centers. My buddy went in there and never came out. 
  Months later, I saw him on the news being arrested for secret society membership. Be careful.—
  thywillbdone
  Customers who bought Genetic Counseling Appointments also bought:
  Laminated Paper Protector
  Plastic Frame for Certiﬁ cates and Commendations
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 200cr. Buying one of these appointments isn’t as stupid as it 
  sounds. HPD&MC wants the public to believe that mutations are very rare 
  in Alpha Complex, so the genetic scanners are rigged to detect a mutation only rarely, regardless of what the scan reveals. Roll 1d20 whenever 
  a character goes into an appointment: On 1, the scanner ‘detects’ a random mutation (or even the real one), and characters must register or face 
  termination. On 2-20, the character is declared genetically clean and is given a certiﬁ cate from HPD&MC proving the citizen is mutation-free. (Bill 
  O’Dea)
  Category: Services / Personal
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Friendship Facilitators (a 
  licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Buy it now: 100cr sign-up and 
  membership fee bargain!
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  Category: Services / Health and 
  Safety / Loyalty Improvement
  Qty available: 25
  Offered by: Mutation Suppressors 
  (a licensed HPD&MC ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 195cr
  Item location: LKM Sector (map)
  Delivery: C-mail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, QwikCredit
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  CLEAN!
  CLEAN!
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   INFRA-Guide Services 
  INFRA-Guide Services 
   
  Lost in LLT Sector? Confused in CNR Sector? Have you ever wandered the corridors of 
  an unfamiliar subsector, unable to ﬁ nd your destination? Need guidance in selecting a 
  good restaurant, shopping center or PLC depot? Sure, you can try an automated service 
  or online handbook, but they may be poorly researched or outdated. What you need is 
  a real live aide, one knowledgeable in the sectors and subsectors you’ll be visiting. You 
  need…INFRA-Guide!
  Our trained staff of INFRA-Guides waits eagerly to serve you. For only 20 credits per day, 
  you gain the invaluable services of a skilled INFRA-Guide. These friendly, agile fellows aid 
  you in navigating the complexities of your destination sector, guiding you past obstacles 
  and dangers to the very best and most affordable locations. Don’t endure another confused, 
  mixed-up trip, citizen. Join, and hire your ﬁ rst INFRA-Guide today!
  Comment on this service:
  No matter how much one of these guys annoys you, don’t shoot him. I’m still paying off the ‘wear and tear’ charges.—William-O
  Customers who hired INFRA-Guide Services also bought:
  CloneWrangler Electric Cattleprod
  GM ONLY! RED. 50cr membership fee/month, plus 20cr/day/INFRA-Guide. An INFRA-Guide knows the INFRARED areas of the 
  chosen sector like the back of his hand, but is less than encyclopedic in his familiarity with higher-clearance areas; such 
  knowledge is generally third-hand gossip at best. In Straight games, INFRA-Guides are brevetted to travel through higher-clearance areas; on 
  short notice, this breveting process may consume a few hours of the day for which the guide is hired. In all play styles, when the guide isn’t 
  jonesing for xynonull, he’s smarmily intimating that while his recollection of the quickest route may be a little foggy, a few plasticreds will surely 
  jog his memory. (Eric Minton)
   INFRARED Furnishings 
  INFRARED Furnishings 
   
  The latest trend is here. Hire INFRARED citizens to work as furnishings for your home! 
  Each INFRARED is scrubbed head-to-toe (and then some!), highly medicated and trained 
  in one of several furnishing styles: foot stool, bench, coat and hat rack, table, remote 
  control, lamp, dishwasher or doorbell. Turn your home into the talk of the complex! Throw 
  a party and show everyone just how powerful you are! Comes with INFRARED-colored 
  carpet protectors and brevet badges—please specify housing clearance when ordering. 
  A wonderful way to make you feel better at the expense of lower-clearance clones. What 
  else are they good for?
  Comment on this service:
  Are you nuts? Letting hundreds of INFRAREDs live in high-clearance homes? I smell a Commie 
  takeover plot.—Jakob-Y
  FVLS is a top-rate ﬁ rm. When I discolored my INFRARED table with a little boiling water, 
  they took it away and gave me a new table! Other ﬁ rms could learn from this level of customer 
  service!—Nathaniel-V-RTT-4
  Customers who hired INFRARED Furnishings also bought:
  INFRAREDs Say The Cutest Things! Season Five
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 400cr/month. Characters purchasing this service ofﬁ cially ‘hire’ INFRARED citizens from KWD Sector’s food vats. 
  Because INFRAREDs only get paid 100cr/month, the supervisors in KWD Sector simply hire surplus INFRAREDs from 
  other sectors and pocket the remaining credits. These INFRAREDs are more medicated than usual; even severe pain does not register with 
  them. Once they hear the command, ‘No assembly required’, they get into whatever shape they were trained to take. On a failed C-bay check, 
  the INFRARED is a secret society plant who’s unmedicated and taking down everything he sees and hears. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Services / Staff
  Qty available: 704
  Offered by: Sector Guidance Services 
  (a licensed CPU service ﬁ rm)
  Buy it now: 50cr for 1 month
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Sector Priority Delivery 
  (membership conﬁ rmation)
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayNow
  Category: Services / Home and 
  [DELETED] / Home Furnishings
  Qty available: 213
  Offered by: Food Vat Labor Services 
  (a licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 410cr for one-
  month’s service
  Item location: KWD Sector (map)
  Delivery: Postal Warbot
  Payment accepted: 
  Payment++, PayNow
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   Just Like Me 
  Just Like Me 
   
  Are your responsibilities beginning to eat into your schedule? Do you ﬁ nd you have a 101 
  things to do and only enough time to get half done? And just when things are getting under 
  control you’re called out on an emergency, priority mission—and know you’re going to 
  come back to a mountain of printouts that could bury an autocar! Trouble no more. Just 
  Like Me offers a carefully tailored temping service to meet your exacting needs and take 
  the pressure off when you need it most. Call us now and we will be happy to discuss your 
  requirements and an affordable repayment plan.
  Comment on this service:
  Nasty when the temp forges your ME Card to complete his duties.—thefted
  Customers who used Just Like Me also bought:
  Protect Against Identity Theft Newly Updated 214 Edition
  GM ONLY! GREEN. 10,000cr. The bid buys a one-month subscription to Just Like Me. Apparently run by HPD&MC and sanctioned 
  by The Computer, Just Like Me offers a replacement expert to take a citizen’s place on emergency missions, allowing 
  the subscribed Troubleshooter to sit back and get the paperwork done, with no fear of sudden and painful death in the ﬁ eld. The replacement’s 
  skill set is roughly comparable to the subscriber’s, with leanings into Violence and Stealth. The replacement serves whatever function the team 
  requires and is a loyal and unquestionable asset to the mission throughout.
  In fact, Just Like Me is a cover operation for Internal Security, letting the service group place agents with Troubleshooters to assess performance 
  and loyalty. The replacement stealthily takes notes, recordings and high-deﬁ nition images throughout the mission.
  For game purposes, representatives of Just Like Me offer you a reasonable way to bring in NPC replacements for players who couldn’t make it 
  to the session.
  Sometimes this service is arbitrarily ‘awarded’ by high-clearance bureaucrats and/or The Computer, according to twisted and incomprehensible 
  requirements. ‘You require a vacation, citizen! Here is your Designated Getaway Location.’ (Citizen herded into ten-by-ten meter room with chair, 
  food/drink dispenser and leaky inﬂ atable mattress.) ‘Do not worry about your job. You have been efﬁ ciently replaced. Have a pleasant and relaxing 
  month.’ (Clang! The door slams shut. The lights go out.) (Paul Baldowski/Eric Reuss)
   Laundry Emergency Teams 
  Laundry Emergency Teams 
  When your jumpsuit gets stained before an important meeting, you need more than a Class 
  2 scrubot or an Instant Hygiene Grenade. You need quality cleaning services—quick, 
  effective and discreet. You need the Laundry Emergency Teams! Trained cleaning 
  personnel home in on your location to eradicate dirt, smells and stains using the most 
  advanced available laundering technology! Our chlorine dioxide steam-jet pistols bleach 
  away the most stubborn stains from your garments without the need to change clothes! 
  Never be humiliated by dirty clothing again. Call the Laundry Emergency Teams today!
  Comment on this service:
  There’s a rumor a certain secret society sends out replacement Laundry Emergency Teams 
  as assassin squads, replacing their steam-jet pistols with acid guns and repeating blasters.—
  alphacrat
  the chlorine dioxide oh my computer it burns IT BURNS—frieda855
  Customers who used Laundry Emergency Teams also bought:
  UltraHold 600-Hour Hairspray
  GM ONLY! RED. 100cr/visit. Shortly after a character places a call, half a dozen Laundry Emergency Team members leap out of the 
  shadows, smelling like a swimming pool and brandishing their advanced stain-ﬁ ghting weaponry with menacing aplomb. 
  Within seconds, these hygiene ninjas hose down the caller with jets of chemical vapor that wipe his clothes clean of all stains, markings and often 
  color. Then they vanish into the shadows, as though they had never existed at all… (Eric Minton)
  Category: Service / HPD 
  & MC / Temping
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Just Like Me, Ltd.
  Buy it now: 10,000cr
  Item location: JLM Sector (map)
  Delivery: C-mail (subscription 
  conﬁ rmation)
  Payment accepted: Payment++
  Category: Services/Hygienic
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Emergency Laundry 
  Services (a licensed Technical 
  Services service ﬁ rm)
  Buy it now: 100cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
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   Maintenance Now! 
  Maintenance Now! 
   
   
  When you’re under ﬁ re by mutant Commies, it’s not the time to ﬁ nd out your laser barrel 
  is cracked and your grenades are past the sell-by date. Maintenance Now! provides the 
  repair services you need when you need them. Our trained operatives meet you in the 
  ﬁ eld to patch up damaged gear and recharge empty power packs in the very nick of time! 
  Some additional charges may apply. Don’t get caught unawares and unrepaired. Contact 
  Maintenance Now!
  Comment on this service:
  Jerk shows up an hour late, tells me he can’t ﬁ x my blaster and leaves. And they still charged 
  me 100 credits!—Jackie-O
  These fellas won’t ﬁ x your teammates’ gear, but if you get your buddies to give you their stuff 
  before the tech shows up, you can pass it off as your own. And in the meantime, your teammates have no gear. Hey hey.—AlgaeBurn
  Customers who subscribed to Maintenance Now! also bought:
  RED Laser Barrels (Economy 24-Pack)
  GM ONLY! RED. 100+cr. Maintenance Now! sends a trained tech to repair the buyer’s equipment. The tech may arrive immediately 
  or several hours later, depending on trafﬁ c and your whim. This is usually an INFRARED tech breveted to work with and 
  repair equipment of Clearance GREEN or below. He has Hardware 9 and a couple of specialties at 13; these may even be the right specialties 
  for the job, if the buyer thought to mention what needed repairing when he contacted the company. The tech won’t ﬁ x complicated, expensive or 
  experimental equipment without demanding additional fees and/or bribes. (Eric Minton)
   MindRoom 
  MindRoom 
   
   
  With the advent of the 3rd Century, text has become obsolete. Spokenword has become 
  obsolete. Vid has become obsolete. All former media have become obsolete…
  …with the advent of MindRoom.
  This advanced simulator immerses you in a virtual reality of your choice. Learn important 
  skills in virtual classrooms! Practice dealing with job emergencies in the ultimate in safe 
  testing environments! Do battle with virtual Commie Mutant Traitors to hone your ﬁ ghting 
  abilities! Carouse with simulations of Teela-O-MLY and many other celebrities! And do 
  all of these things in the privacy of your own mind!
  You can even share a MindRoom experience with other citizens. Teams of Troubleshooters 
  and Vulture Warriors schedule regular MindRoom sessions to practice their military skills. 
  You can do the same! All manner of clubs and elective activities can get together in MindRoom. From FunBall and Vat Swimming 
  to Botspotters and Citizens United Through Song, we have MindRoom programs for all major approved social clubs and group 
  activities! Don’t be the last one on your residential block to experience this amazing new technology!
  Comment on this item:
  The truth they don’t want us to know is that we’re ALL 
  inside the MindRoom. And we can’t wake up…—Smith-
  G
  Customers who used MindRoom also bought: 
  MindRoom Neuro-Cybernetic Implant
  Category: Services/Repair
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Maintenance Now! (a 
  licensed Tech Services service ﬁ rm)
  Buy it now: 150cr
  Item location: Maintenance 
  Now!, KGA Sector (map)
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  Category: Media / Interactive
  Qty available: N/A
  Offered by: Syntelligent Systems 
  (a licensed R&D service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 25cr
  Item location: Any MindRoom 
  Franchise (map not available)
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, QwikCredit
  
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  GM ONLY! RED. 25cr/hour. Upon entering a MindRoom franchise, the client sits in a chair loaded with terrifying pointy instruments. 
  Smiling doctors cover the client with a smothering hood to shut off outside stimuli, after which they insert hundreds of 
  electroconductive needles directly into his brain and spinal cord, allowing him to interact directly with a virtual environment of his choice from the 
  extensive MindRoom library. He may enjoy the pleasures of the virtual world so long as his credits last, secure in the knowledge the doctors would 
  never, ever let anything befall his helpless body. And death in the simulation is usually perfectly safe, really…why do you ask?
  As with vids and games, there’s a wide variety of MindRoom simulations. Use them as a pretext to run your Troubleshooter PCs through any 
  published adventure for other (non-fun) roleplaying games. Feel free to make scenarios go horribly wrong, accidentally cross over with IntSec 
  training simulations, or seemingly end suddenly in a way that leaves the players wondering if they’re still inside…All franchises make copies of 
  user interactions with their simulations, so IntSec can look them over if necessary, but they don’t snoop directly unless a scenario looks especially 
  likely to generate entertaining or treasonous results. Of course, any scenario played by Troubleshooters is bound to generate entertaining or 
  treasonous results! (Eric Minton)
   Personal Demolition Contractors 
  Personal Demolition Contractors 
   
  Need to knock down a wall to expand your dormitory or break into a nest of traitors with 
  guns a-blazing? You can’t just go off and blow things up on your own. No, you need the 
  experts. You need the help of Personal Demolition Contractors!
  For a small fee, our PDCs will assess the structural integrity of the area, determine the 
  security clearance of the other side of the wall, set charges and take out those pesky load-
  bearing members! Call HappyHappyBoomBoom and hire your own Personal Demolition 
  Contractors!
  Comment on this service:
  I lost my Personal Digital Companion and asked The 
  Computer for a new PDC. I got a Personal Demolition 
  Contractor instead. He keeps following me around and asking 
  to blow things up. I think I’ve got him trained though; he’s 
  been doing pretty good remembering my address book and 
  schedule.—Alessandro-R
  Customers who used Personal Demolition 
  Contractors also bought:
  T3478/d Justiﬁ cation for Property Damage 
  Form
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 150cr for initial 
  assessment, plus variable fees 
  for the job itself. A call for Personal Demolition Contractors 
  results in the arrival of a survey team consisting of two to four 
  GREEN demolitions experts, and one BLUE overseer/lawyer. 
  They won’t blow anything up until the purchaser ﬁ lls out a 
  whole stack of forms indicating why the wall needs to be blown 
  up, plus a waiver absolving the service ﬁ rm of all responsibility 
  for damage, treason and other problems caused by blowing 
  stuff up. They then proceed to blow stuff up.
  Before the dust has settled, the purchaser receives C-mail 
  from The Computer containing an invoice for the cost of 
  replacing the demolished wall, a very hefty sum (see the box 
  nearby). Whether this is sufﬁ cient to send the purchaser’s 
  credit balance into the negatives, or even so much that the 
  clone bank forecloses and wipes his template, is entirely up 
  to you. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Services/Demolition
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: HappyHappyBoomBoom 
  (a licensed HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Buy it now: 150cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  �  Architecture & collateral damage costs
  Note: All prices given are approximate. Don’t get bogged down calculating 
  property damage costs! If the Troubleshooters demolish a couple dozen pieces 
  of Alpha Complex infrastructure, don’t stop the game to add up the values. Just 
  pull a number out of the air and crush their feeble credit balances. Turn the 
  PCs against each other during debrieﬁ ng by having The Computer ﬁ rst name 
  a gargantuan ﬁ ne, then ask the Troubleshooters to identify the team member 
  responsible for paying it.
  Remember, though,Troubleshooters do have license to dish out a lot of 
  damage, if—and this is the key point—if it’s directly necessary to fulﬁ ll their 
  mission. So instead of simply passing the blame, the responsible party can try 
  to weasel out of the ﬁ ne, even as his compatriots insist he blew up that Bright 
  Happy Complex nuclear reactor for no good reason.
  Item
  Repair cost
  Replacement cost
  Clone tank
  35,000cr
  100,000cr
  Conduit (power)
  1000cr/section
  2,000cr/section
  Conduit (water)
  2,000cr/section
  5,000cr/section
  Control panel
  500cr
  1,000cr
  Door (blast)
  250cr
  1,000cr
  Door (sliding)
  50cr
  200cr
  Nuclear power plant
  like, a billion cr
  like, a trillion cr
  Pillar
  10-50cr
  100-200cr
  Security camera
  300cr
  600cr
  Wall (heavy)
  150cr/section
  300cr/section
  Wall (partition)
  20cr/section
  50cr/section
  Vending machine
  200cr
  400cr
  CompNode
  Just roll up a new character, okay?
  
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   Rashan-O’s Frequent Buyer Card 
  Rashan-O’s Frequent Buyer Card 
   
  We all head to Rashan-O’s after a long shift, so why not get a little something back? 
  Introducing Rashan-O’s Frequent Buyer Card. For every ten credits you spend, you’ll 
  receive one ‘Rashan-O Credit’ on this card. That means for every ten bottles of AfterShift 
  Relaxation Tonic you buy, you can get your next bottle free! That’s right, free! Offer not valid 
  in GRR and ITR Sectors. Employees of Rashan-O’s and their clone families are not eligible 
  for this card. Credits can be used on any of Rashan-O’s drink or pill options only.
  Comment on this service:
  Anyone know something that will crack the encryption on these credits? Vat?—y3ll0wb0t
  Not me, man.—VatVatVat
  I couldn’t even get License Genie to crack it. Rather high security for a little card, yes?—
  warmfun211
  Customers who bought Rashan-O’s Frequent Buyer Card also bought:
  PLC Cafeteria Coupon Book
  GM ONLY! RED. 10cr. Rashan-O’s Approved Fun Beverage Depot is a chain of bars that provides nonalcoholic drinks, approved 
  pharmaceuticals and sanctioned entertainment to citizens. It is also one of the largest IntSec operations ever undertaken. 
  Each bar houses hundreds of secret cameras, microphones and sensors to watch over everything the customers say or do (Tension level 19). 
  The card takes it a step further with an RFID tag that monitors the character’s location at all times. Once the card is redeemed for free stuff, the 
  character is automatically billed 10cr and given a fresh card. (Bill O’Dea)
   REDLine Transbot Passes 
  REDLine Transbot Passes 
   
  RTA introduces the fastest, most reliable transbot service in the Complex—the REDLine! 
  Scientiﬁ c breakthrough allows our transbots to use the same rails as standard transbots, 
  but ours can reach speeds of over 300 kph! Patented variable-speed brake system ensures 
  gradual acceleration and deceleration each and every trip, and new airbags (front, back, 
  side, top, bottom and corner) increase safety well beyond Tech Services standards. Each 
  pass is valid for a single one-way trip to any sector in the complex. That’s right, any sector! 
  So buy several before others hear about this and take all the passes for themselves!
  Comment on this service:
  I went from YSO Sector to AAT Sector in only 20 minutes! More important, I arrived in one 
  piece!—jojo 
  The encryption on these is so very sad. I used License Genie to rip out and make copies of the 
  go code. Then I made my own passes. Of course I sold them all. I’m not stupid enough to get on 
  these things.—w00ter
  Customers who bought REDLine Transbot Passes also bought:
  Up And Away Elevator Superchargers
  GM ONLY! RED. 150cr for a monthly pass. Passes are downloaded to the character’s 
  PDC and allow one entry per pass. A timetable is also downloaded with each 
  pass. These transbots are very fast, safe and reliable. Unfortunately, they use the same rail system as slower, standard transbots. A REDLine 
  transbot moving at 300 kph will suddenly stop and begin arguing with a regular transbot to get out of the way. Given that these transbots are stuck 
  on rails, that is usually impossible, and the arguments can get quite heated (‘Move aside, you obsolete crate!’ ‘Bite my caboose, railface!’) The 
  bots ram against each other as they recruit the passengers to help ﬁ ght against the other transbot. Malfunction; Every airbag deploys to trap the 
  characters in a sea of puffy white bags. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Services/Food 
  and Drink/Cafeterias
  Qty available: 120
  Offered by: Rashan-O’s Approved 
  Fun Beverage Depot (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 19cr
  Item location: Any Rashan-O’s 
  Approved Fun Beverage Depot
  Delivery: Pneumatic Courier 
  Express, Sector Priority Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  PayNow, PLC licensed credits
  Category: Service/Transportation/
  Public Transportation
  Qty available: 204
  Offered by: REDLine Transit Authority 
  (a licensed Technical Services ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 130cr for 1 month
  Item location: n/a
  Delivery: C-mail
  Payment accepted: ME Card, 
  Tech Services licensed credits
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   Service Firm Reassignment Services 
  Service Firm Reassignment Services 
  Unchallenged by your current service ﬁ rm assignment? Looking to broaden your horizons? 
  Then come to Service Firm Reassignment Services to ﬁ nd yourself a new place in 
  Alpha Complex! We offer a battery of advanced Vocational Placement Examinations to 
  determine your physical, mental and emotional aptitudes, then feed them through our 
  Universal Career Database to ﬁ nd the service ﬁ rm assignment that’s perfect for your 
  unique personal needs!
  Comment on this service:
  Turned out that I was already working my ideal job!—Danny-HLR
  Me too! Wow, Alpha Complex really is perfect!—Anne-YSH
  You can actually get these guys to reassign you to a good job. All it takes is a big enough 
  bribe.—yumbot
  Customers who used Service Firm Reassignment Services also used: 
  Security Clearance Reassignment Services
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 200cr. The tests provided by Service Firm Reassignment Services really do pick out the best job for you. 
  Unfortunately, Alpha Complex society isn’t designed to allow that kind of lateral mobility; if everyone did the jobs they 
  were best suited for, there wouldn’t be enough INFRAREDs working in the food vats and habitat systems to keep everyone alive. So the actual 
  test results are tossed out, replaced by whatever menial positions The Computer needs ﬁ lled right now. This means the average citizen visiting 
  Service Firm Reassignment Services discovers his ‘ideal job’ involves cleaning food vats or serving as volunteer reactor shielding. Transferring 
  to this new assignment is mandatory—though SFRS clerks make a nice side income ‘misplacing’ reassignment forms of worried applicants. (Eric 
  Minton)
   Vulture Squadron EMT 
  Vulture Squadron EMT 
   
   
  Dying might be great for your replacement clone, but it still means you’re dead. Show the 
  traitors you’re not done yet with a subscription to a Vulture Squadron Emergency Medical 
  Technicians. When in danger or seriously injured, simply activate the patented Go Code 
  supplied to your home, ofﬁ ce and PDC to call down four well-trained and heavily armed 
  Vulture Squadron medics to your location. Each team is trained to protect your current life 
  by treating wounds, eliminating the threat or getting you out of there. Vulture Squadron 
  EMTs—because sometimes a replacement clone is not an option.
  Comment on this service:
  I saw these guys in GYR Sector last month. Talk about amazing! They practically sewed some 
  INDIGO’s head back on, but he walked away just ﬁ ne!—footstool41
  But what did they put inside before they put the head back on? Commie telepathy nodes, that’s 
  what.—velocity_rulz
  Customers who used Vulture Squadron EMT also bought:
  Dueling Force Swords (2)
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 9,000cr/month. The ‘Go Code’ is unique to each subscriber and is activated by voice command. It’s highly encrypted 
  and difﬁ cult to crack. Once activated, a team of four BLUE Vulture Squadron medics arrives within two minutes  in highly 
  dramatic fashion (dropping in on ropes, superfast autocar, airdrop, etc). Each has a different weapon: a ﬂ amethrower (S3K), cone riﬂ e with solid 
  AP shells (W3K), BLUE laser riﬂ e (W3K) or needle gun (S3K). They also carry medicines, bandages, even ﬁ eld surgery kits. Given a few minutes, 
  they return any character from Down to Okay. They are respectful, efﬁ cient to a fault and do not leave until the threat is gone. If the EMTs are 
  called and there is no emergency, they are authorized to create one and then rescue the subscriber. (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Services/Vocational
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Service Firm 
  Reassignment Services (a 
  licensed CPU service ﬁ rm)
  Buy it now: 200cr
  Item location: Any Service Firm 
  Reassignment Services ofﬁ ce
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  REASSURING!
  REASSURING!
  Category: Service/Health 
  and Safety/Personal
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: Vulture Squadron 
  Medical Wing (a licensed 
  Armed Forces service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 8,430cr for one-
  month subscription
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: Black Box Package Transit, 
  Secur-CORR armed escort
  Payment accepted: 
  Payment++, PayNow
  
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  Vulturecraft Rental 
   
   
  Looking to pilot a ﬂ ybot with punch and pizzazz? Ever wanted to ﬂ y the ﬁ nest in Alpha 
  Complex aviation engineering? Do you just love to blow things up? Well, now you can!
  For the ﬁ rst time ever, you can rent a Vulturecraft Mk. 027 for your personal assault 
  aircraft needs! Each of our lovingly preserved Vulturecraft has been remaindered from the 
  Armed Forces in perfect condition, ready and eager to meet your aerial combat needs! 
  The Vulturecraft Mk. 027 seats twelve, including a pilot and co-pilot. Double rotors permit 
  airspeeds in excess of 150 kph, with far greater maneuverability than you’ll ﬁ nd in any 
  commercially available jet!
  Comment on this service:
  Sounds great, but what would I do with a ﬁ fteen-meter long aircraft? It’s not like there’s all kinds 
  of wide open spaces in Alpha Complex.—Alexandra-G
  You could always take it Outdoors.—Brandon-O
  Not without authorization. These suckers are pretty stubborn about this sort of thing.—ﬁ reﬂ ier
  You just don’t know how to talk to them.—Cyborg838
  Customers who rented Vulturecraft Rental also bought: 
  Vulture Warriors Are Go! vidshow theme PDC ringtone
  GM ONLY! BLUE. 1,000cr/day. Stealth 6, High Alert 10; Violence 11, Energy Weapons 15, Projectile Weapons 15; Weapons: Laser 
  cannon 2 (M3V energy, 1 shot every 5 rounds, range 200m) x2, tube cannon 1 (as cone riﬂ e, requires manual reloading) 
  x2, ﬁ rethrower (S3K energy, 10 shots, range 20m, area effect—60-degree cone), spray), radar jammer (blocks all radio communication while 
  active; disables any incoming radar-homing missile on a roll of 15 or less); Armor: 6 (hardened). The cream of the Armed Forces air ﬂ eet, the 
  Vulturecraft outﬂ y, outgun and outperform all other gunships in their class. Although the Vulturecraft Mk. 027 is an outdated model, it’s nonetheless 
  tough enough to soak up all the punishment that, say, a team of RED Troubleshooters can dish out. Constant exposure to death and mayhem 
  tends to turn the bot brain of the average Vulturecraft into a sociopathic murder machine that opens ﬁ re on potential threats without consulting 
  its crew, and the Mk. 027 is no exception. If low-clearance passengers get on its bad side (by challenging its authority, perhaps), it may have 
  difﬁ culty resisting the temptation to call them traitors and turn on its anti-personnel internal security systems. (Whether it blasts an offender with 
  deadly projectiles, ejects him from the vehicle or simply ﬁ lls the passenger compartment with vomit gas is up to you.) Naturally, the PCs are liable 
  for all damage inﬂ icted by (or on) the Vulturecraft during the rental period. (Eric Minton)
   WiseGuy Debt Counseling 
  WiseGuy Debt Counseling 
   
   
  Overzealous buying is a sign of loyalty, but debt is not. Get a grip on your debt with 
  WiseGuy Debt Counseling! We combine all your outstanding debt and arrange for low 
  monthly payments so you can pay off your debt and still have credits to spend! If your 
  buying habits aren’t wise, you need a WiseGuy!
  Comment on this service:
  At ﬁ rst I was happy when my roommate signed up. After being threatened for asking her to make 
  her bed, I’m having second thoughts.—Sylvia-O-YTY-2
  Wanna hear something [DELETED] funny? I don’t sleep. You do. Enjoy your own [DELETED] 
  bed, you [DELETED] piece of [DELETED].—loanbot334
  Customers who used WiseGuy Debt Counseling also bought:
  Asperquaint (100 tabs)
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 100cr/month. This service assumes all a character’s outstanding debts and requires a monthly payment of 
  either 2% or 100cr, whichever is higher. The debt APR is 28.75%, so characters could be in debt forever. To ensure their 
  ‘interests’, the service requires clients to wear a tracking collar to prevent skipping out on their debts. With large debts, WiseGuys sends out a 
  loanbot, a modiﬁ ed guardbot programmed to prevent the debtor from doing anything dangerous that could prevent the company from collecting on 
  the debt. This includes protecting the character from ‘danger’ (‘You are not allowed in that [DELETED] brieﬁ ng room. Troubleshooting is [DELETED] 
  dangerous, capeesh?’), as well as more proactive protection (‘You looking at my guy? Is he a clownbot? Does he amuse you?’). (Bill O’Dea)
  Category: Vehicles/Vulturecraft/Rental
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: GunBot Supply LLC (a 
  licensed Armed Forces service ﬁ rm)
  Rent it now: 1,000cr/day rental
  Item location: GunBot Supply 
  LLC Maximum Security 
  Compound, RRN Sector (map)
  Delivery: Personal Pick-Up
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, Payment++
  LIVE  THE 
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  ADVENTURE!
  ADVENTURE!
  Category: Services/Financial 
  Services/Debt Management
  Qty available: 33
  Offered by: WiseGuy Credit Services 
  LLC (a licensed CPU service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 160cr/month
  Item location: n/a
  Delivery: Courier, Vulture Express
  Payment accepted: QwikCredit
  
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   Component 305 
  Component 305 
   
   
  Take this opportunity to get hold of the trendiest 
  jewelry in all of Alpha Complex! Manufactured 
  in limited quantities by Industrial Jewelers LLC. 
  Component 305 has been lovingly machine-
  crafted from only the ﬁ nest materials: copper, 
  iridium, aluminum, osmium, gallium, tantalum, 
  beryllium, uranium, stainless steel, steatite, 
  diorite, dolomite, polycarbonate and synthetic diamond! I can assure you that you’ll ﬁ nd 
  nothing more fashionable anywhere in Alpha Complex. Still vacuum-sealed in its original 
  packaging, and bubble-wrapped for extra protection. Includes a 24-inch sterling silver rope 
  chain. Don’t miss out. Buy it today! 
  Category: Jewelry / Pendants
  Qty available: 10
  Offered by: We Can Get It 
  For You Wholesale PLC (a 
  licensed PLC service ﬁ rm)
  Buy it now: 800cr
  Item location: QOP Sector (map)
  Delivery: Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  Comment on this item:
  What’s so amazing about this thing? It looks like something from inside a plasma generator.—
  crashzero
  Oh, I want one. It’s so magniﬁ cent…so beautiful…so precious.—Bill-O
  Customers who bought Component 305 also bought:
  Anodized Aluminum Tubing
  GM ONLY! RED. 800cr. An elaborate, inscrutable and strangely attractive widget that’s clearly part of some larger machine. Once 
  upon a time, PURGE decided to build tacnukes—lots and lots of tacnukes. However, one key component turned out to 
  be impossible for them to fabricate, and they needed more than they could conveniently steal. But they found a solution! With a little massaging 
  by an HPD&MC focus group, they made that key tacnuke component into the most stylish fashion accessory in all Alpha Complex. 
  Worn openly, Component 305 draws admiring crowds eager to ogle or fondle it. But once enough tacnukes go off, IntSec will suss out the scam, 
  at which point the unfortunate owners of Component 305 possess illegal merchandise classiﬁ ed as dual-use for the manufacture of terrorist WMD. 
  (Eric Minton)
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   25 Hour Digital Wall Clock 
  25 Hour Digital Wall Clock 
   
   
  Share a laugh with the 25 Hour Digital Wall Clock, the perfect gift for busy citizens always 
  trying to squeeze an extra hour into their day. Great for supervisors, coworkers and 
  employees. Hangs on any ISO-9600 standard wall peg. Includes battery for one year of 
  continued operation. Enjoy a chuckle 25/7! 
  Comment on this item:
  Does I get extra hour of sleepy, or does I get extra hour of transbot assembly line?—Brian-
  DCC
  Customers who bought 25 Hour Digital Wall Clock also bought:
  Li’l Troubleshooter Imitation RED Laser Gun
  BROWN Level Joke Promotion Voucher
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 40cr. This wall clock does not start over at 00:00 until it reaches 24:59. Although it’s a simple (and unfunny) 
  joke, some citizens do not know any better. Immediately after this clock entered production, IntSec began to receive 
  tardiness complaints that started at one hour, then increased by an hour for several days. After investigating, CPU distributed memos to high-
  clearance supervisors not to give these as gifts to low-clearance citizens, who might think 25-hour days were a new mandate. For some reason, 
  the tardiness complaints have continued to increase. (Bill O’Dea)
   BeatMaster Piezoacoustic Audio Stick 
  BeatMaster Piezoacoustic Audio Stick 
   
   
  A most excellent music device! Harmonic crystal technology sends phased pulse signals 
  into anything you hit, forcing things to make their own distinctive music. Walls, conduits, 
  autocars and INFRAREDs each give off unique notes and chords! Strike people in different 
  places to get different tones! Adjustable audio controls allow for variations in volume, pitch 
  and timbre. This is a must-have item for any music buff.
  Comment on this item:
  Just like Rand-Y and the ROKbots used on their RIA Sector tour!—eleventeen 
  You mean, like in that drum solo on ‘She Blinded Me With A Treasonous BLUE-Level Laser’? 
  I love that song!!—John-O-PTF-5 
  Customers who bought BeatMaster Piezoacoustic Audio Stick also bought: 
  Bong-O’s MegaDrum
  Junior Clone Fission Percussion Set
  MegaMix Audio Enhancement Software
  GM ONLY! YELLOW. 395cr. Looks like a percussion drumstick with a crystalline tip. Works as advertised. Inadequate waterprooﬁ ng 
  causes stick to malfunction when wet, sometimes with a burst of explosive sonic feedback (treat as a sonic pistol attack 
  with a 5m radius), though never when a PC wants it to. Used as a hand weapon, treat as a stun pistol with range 0. (Eric Minton)
  Category: Music / Instruments 
  / Electronic
  Qty available: 1
  Offered by: Justin-Y
  Current bid: 232cr
  Item location: Apartment 612, Happy 
  Housing Tower 7, NSY Sector (map)
  Delivery: Jackobot Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME Card, PayUp
  Category: Gifts / Gags and 
  Humorous Gifts
  Qty available: 75
  Offered by: Everyday Object 
  Transmogriﬁ ers (a licensed 
  HPD&MC service ﬁ rm)
  Current bid: 56cr
  Item location: MCR Sector (map)
  Delivery: Daycycle Delivery, PLC 
  Moderately Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: ME 
  Card, METro Checks
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  Fnord 
   
   
  Improved stability and aerodynamics for a lean, fashionable look. Lasts 322% longer 
  than competing brands with similar ﬂ avors. Leaves all surfaces free from sticky residue 
  or streaks. Utlimate in comfort and made from the latest approved fabrics. Must-have for 
  all serious Teela-O fans. Includes thirteen attachments for getting to those hard-to-reach 
  areas. New energy-miser mode for whisper-quiet cleaning. Always in stock and ready 
  for immediate delivery. Time-stamps and collates all documents automatically without 
  messy applicators. Incompatible with series 1100 PDCs and jackobots model AW-644/2 
  or earlier.
  Comment on this item:
  This is good. I like it. Good stuff. Help me.—PP377
  Don’t buy! It’s a front for a Free Enterprise cell inﬁ ltrated by IntSec agents who are mind-controlled 
  by Communists!—trustno1butme
  Customers who bought Fnord also bought:
  Fnord
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 1,776cr. This is not a product for sale but rather an Illuminati system for arranging meetings and recruiting 
  new members (the description is designed to get past C-Bay treason-detection ﬁ lters). A PC who buys Fnord receives an 
  empty package. Soon an Illuminati member (degree 3) visits the character and ‘initiates’ him into their secret society. You decide whether or not 
  the character has a choice. Alternately, this can be an IntSec plot to see if the Illuminati are still active. A character who buys Fnord could receive 
  a luxury vacation in an IntSec re-education camp. (Bill O’Dea)
   INFRARED’s Best Friend 
  INFRARED’s Best Friend 
   
  A little slice of The Computer’s friendship, yours to own! The INFRARED product even 
  High Programmers own, our Best Friend bot will always give you the unending devotion 
  and acceptance* The Computer would give you if it wasn’t busy ensuring the Commies 
  don’t corrupt your mind and devour your internal organs.
  * Devotion, acceptance and loyalty not guaranteed if owner proves to be lying Commie mutant anarchist.
  Comment on this item: 
  So what happens if I step on one? Accidentally, of course.—HALmustDie
  Imagine a soap bar with legs.—Peck-R-DIL
  Customers who bought INFRARED’s Best Friend also bought: 
  Bot Feed (Rusty Bolt ﬂ avor) 
  GM ONLY! INFRARED. 25cr. This robotic cockroach with a smiley face, also known as a roachbot, derives from a Sierra Club and 
  Romantics plot to reintroduce pets to Alpha Complex. It looks like an iguana-sized cockroach. Its bot brain is [cough] 
  rudimentary. Its typical behavior: 1. Identify owner. 2. Follow owner, staying out from underfoot. (This condition doesn’t apply to other citizens.)
  In reality, roachbot behavior is rarely typical; its bot ‘brain’ is easily reprogrammed (Software/Bot Programming check) to do things like fetch, 
  scurry into the shadows and crawl up legs. Computer Phreak recruiters look for nonstandard behavior to identify citizens with potential. Death 
  Leopards prefer instead to plant explosives on other people’s roachbots (Demolitions check), releasing them to unwittingly deliver the payload to 
  their owners. This prank is so popular (at least in Zap games) that 1 out of 20 roachbots are rigged to blow at a random time (treat as a grenade). 
  In PARANOIA, it’s not enough to have your pet die; it has to take out your leg with it.
  Roachbots can identify their owner 99.9% of the time, even if he’s disguised or transformed. Even if they could think, they can’t communicate. 
  Destroying one is nearly impossible, though they seem to drop like ﬂ ies when you actually need them. (‘Run, Charlie! Get the IntSec troopers!’ 
  VrooOOOM—BEEP BEEP—CRUNCH!) Rumors that a hivemind controls the roachbots and is attempting to subvert the complex are treason, 
  of course. (Jeff Groves)
  Category: Bots / Dumb 
  / Morale Booster 
  Qty available: 247,650
  Offered by: Black Bot Bureau
  Buy it now: 25cr
  Item location: CRH Sector 
  Dark Containment (map)
  Delivery: Courier, PLC Moderately 
  Express Mail Delivery
  Payment accepted: PayNow, 
  QwikCredit, ME Card
  Category: Other / Other Other 
  / Other Other Other 
  Qty available: N/A
  Offered by: whitehead13
  Current bid: 1,776cr
  Item location: N/A
  Delivery: N/A
  Payment accepted: All
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   Stress-B-Gon Squeeze Ball 
  Stress-B-Gon Squeeze Ball 
   
  Feeling stressed on the job? Having trouble maintaining required levels of relaxation and 
  happiness at home or in the ofﬁ ce? Try one of our patented Stress-B-Gon Squeeze Balls! 
  When you feel stress begin to build, just give it a squeeze, and keep on squeezing until you 
  feel the stress melt away. Remember, stress in the workplace leads to inefﬁ ciency, and 
  inefﬁ ciency is treason, so protect yourself and those you work with, and order today!
  Also makes a great gift!
  Available in black, red and orange. Please specify color with order.
  Comment on this item:
  The ball works great, as does the scheduled therapy for too many squeezes. Great gift for 
  less-than-friendly teammates if you purchase it in their name and pre-squeeze it. Oh, did I say 
  that?—Bill-O
  Customers who bought Stress-B-Gon Squeeze Ball also bought: 
  SerenityNow! 24 caplet blister pack
  Relaxing Vat Sounds audio ﬁ le
  Watching Algae Grow screensaver
  GM ONLY! ORANGE. 40cr. A ﬁ st-sized sphere of soft rubber foam. It is remarkably effective at relieving stress when squeezed 
  repeatedly without gloves on. This is due to the tiny doses of trepafocutine the ball administers when squeezed. In small 
  doses, trepafocutine is an excellent, if mildly addictive, anti-anxiety agent, giving the user a small bonus to all Action skills for the scene in which 
  the squeeze ball is used. In larger doses, it causes seizures, paralysis and spastic colon.
  The ball contains a small processor that tracks the number of times per day it is squeezed. If the limit is exceeded, the processor decides the 
  ball’s owner is suffering from unusual stress, and automatically schedules him for additional medication, psychotherapy and treatment. This is 
  regardless of who is actually squeezing the ball. (Ben Engelsberg)
  COMFORTING!
  COMFORTING!
  Category: Category: Gifts / 
  Ofﬁ ce Toys / Stress Relief
  Qty available: 1,728
  Offered by: HPD&MC 
  Storage Depot 34-TQR
  Current bid: 25cr
  Item location: TQR Sector (map)
  Delivery: RailMail
  Payment accepted: ME Card
  IT’S HERE AT LAST! 
  
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  PARANOIA STUFF
  STUFF
  CLEARANCE ULTRAVIOLET
  Payment
  Cash/Plasticred: Described in the PARANOIA
  XP rulebook. Anonymous, safe and only 
  somewhat suspicious. You can always pay 
  with unlicensed credits when the seller requires 
  licensed, but never vice-versa.
  ME Card: Your personal ID/credit card, 
  described in the PARANOIA XP rulebook. Better 
  yet, someone else’s.
  METro Checks: Heavily licensed plasticreds, 
  METro Checks frequently have the licensing 
  encrypted with a quasi-random algorithm, 
  concealing it until the check is cashed. Ostensibly 
  designed to protect citizens from dodgy license-
  based credit scams, and in no way the basis of 
  any number of dodgy credit-unlicensing scams. 
  Appeals primarily to untutored novices. Motto: 
  ‘Who do you want to pay today?’
  Payment++: The electronic option of choice 
  for Computer Phreaks and non-Phreak security 
  freaks, Payment++ runs the transaction through 
  a multilevel encryption system (‘Virtually 
  unbreakable!’—Payment++) before transmitting 
  it to the seller, for a small fee. Not as anonymous 
  as plasticred, but much more discreet than a 
  standard ME card purchase.
  PayNow: Want it now? Want it so badly you 
  just can’t risk letting some other clone win the 
  auction? PayNow lets you circumvent the auction 
  process and purchase the item (using your ME 
  Card) immediately at the seller’s predetermined 
  price. Any disparity between the current bid and 
  the seller’s predetermined PayNow price is, for 
  the obsessive consumer, just part of the thrill. 
  Funded by Free Enterprise (of course).
  PayUp: Built on the success of PayNow, 
  PayUp (under the auspices of Cred-Fixers, 
  Ltd.) operates in almost identical fashion, but 
  charges more to guarantee the buyer’s personal 
  information is not sold to other bidders. Said to be 
  funded by a renegade faction of Free Enterprise; 
  PayNow/PayUp gang wars are brutal.
  QwikCredit: Buying without credits. A 
  breakthrough CPU economic strategy, the 
  QwikCredit option allows a citizen to purchase 
  goods without spending any money. A ME Card 
  is required, but instead of deducting credits as in a 
  regular transaction, the citizen acquires a standing 
  debt equal to the purchase. This interest-accruing 
  debt can then be paid in perfectly reasonable 
  monthly installments. Responsible citizens never 
  QwikCredit themselves into termination and a 
  template wipe. Said to be funded by a bunch of 
  former IntSec GREEN goons who were too brutal 
  and corrupt even for Free Enterprise.
  Delivery
  Black Box Package Transit: ‘Security is a Black 
  Box’, according to the ﬁ rm’s ads. This courier ﬁ rm 
  capitalizes on its patented Black Box Enclosure 
  system, which locks the package in a virtually 
  indestructible container openable only by the 
  recipient’s tongueprint. The corresponding price 
  hike over regular couriers is mostly due to this 
  additional security.
  C-mail: Alpha Complex e-mail. Useful only for 
  sending purely digital goods (software, electronic 
  documents), this simply transfers the relevant 
  item to the recipient’s personal C-mail account. 
  About as secure as you’d expect for a bunch of 
  1s and 0s passing through the C-Bay servers, 
  although good encryption can help.
  Courier/Deliverybot/Transbot: The oldest 
  means of delivery. Courier security is usually 
  dependent on the courier’s trustworthiness (yeah, 
  right), pay (often used to stimulate trustworthiness) 
  and, in an emergency, resourcefulness and 
  combat skills. Deliverybots can handle most 
  smaller packages, while the larger transbots carry 
  larger, bulkier items. Relatively secure compared 
  to couriers, unless the bot gets hijacked by a 
  citizen with higher security clearance than the 
  sender.
  Daycycle Delivery: ‘Delivery in One Day or 
  Most of Your Credits Back!’ Daycycle Delivery 
  directs a small army of couriers, deliverybots and 
  pneumatic tube systems, virtually guaranteeing a 
  speedy and secure delivery. Currently engaged 
  in a ﬁ erce rivalry with the nascent Fed-R-ALL 
  Express.
  Fed-R-ALL Express: Originally a local delivery 
  service, Fed-R-ALL Express is now stepping 
  up to make a complex-wide impact (literally) 
  building a reputation for undercutting prices and 
  (according to rumor), sabotaging its competitors’ 
  deliveries. Fed-R-ALL couriers tend to be slightly 
  better-armed than their rivals and ride speedy-
  quick rocketcycles.
  Illuminati Nightcycle Express: There is no 
  entry for this service. It does not exist. References 
  to it are mere jests. Assertions to the contrary are 
  dealt with in harsh yet plausibly deniable fashion. 
  Thank you.
  Jackobot Delivery: Despite the name, this is 
  not actually delivery via jackobot, but a business 
  venture capitalizing on the name of everyone’s 
  favorite multipurpose bot. Essentially a jazzed-up 
  courier service, Jackobot Delivery employees 
  (often YELLOW, occasionally even down-at-
  heels GREEN citizens) receive expert training 
  in a wide variety of skills, including combat, ‘to 
  ensure they have all the know-how necessary to 
  get your package there on-time, no matter how 
  hazardous the delivery!’ Extremely reputable, but 
  prohibitively expensive.
  Personal pickup: The buyer arranges transport 
  and goes to the item’s current location. The seller 
  has no responsibility regarding the item’s actual 
  portability. The wise buyer brings multiply-
  redundant proofs of purchase, lest he fall victim 
  to unscrupulous salespersons. High-clearance 
  buyers sometimes send Troubleshooters in their 
  place, trumping up some bogus mission pretext 
  to justify the trip.
  PLC Moderately Express Mail Delivery:
  One of PLC’s two main postal systems, this 
  consists of deliverymen making routine pickups 
  from central mailing stations. Intersector mail is 
  transported via transtube in bulk and then routed 
  to that sector’s mailing station. Delivery is slow 
  and unreliable, but unbeatably cheap—even 
  INFRAREDs can afford it.
  PLC SupaExpress: PLC’s other mail delivery 
  venture, SupaExpress operates in a nearly 
  identical fashion, except for the inclusion of a 
  nominal fee and the assurance that the package 
  will arrive ‘probably within three to ﬁ ve days’.
  Pneumatic Courier Express: A cost-efﬁ cient 
  bot-based delivery ﬁ rm using old and refurbished 
  bots as couriers. Prices run about half of most 
  competing services, and the firm assures 
  clients its bots are only slightly more prone to 
  malfunction or catastrophic component failure 
  than newer models. Surely they wouldn’t lie to 
  their customers?
  Payment & delivery methods
  by Joshua Moretto with Jeff Groves
  
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  PAYMENT/DELIVERY
  Postal Warbot: Taking bot-based delivery to 
  new heights, this method uses a reconditioned 
  warbot in place of the standard deliverybot or 
  transbot. ‘Reconditioned’ means the bot has 
  new delivery software; the warbot retains its 
  combat programs, not to mention fearsome 
  weaponry. Very secure, and a common fallback 
  duty for warbots made obsolete by later models. 
  Malfunctions are unheard of. That’s because 
  there are never survivors to report them.
  R&D Special Delivery: Not so much a method 
  as a designation, R&D Special Delivery applies 
  when the goods in question are still at least 
  provisionally ‘in development’ under the auspices 
  of that group’s ﬁ rms. Labs use this as an excuse 
  to test new delivery methods, with their customary 
  wildly varying results.
  RailMail / Transtube Express: Two popular 
  methods for long-distance inter-sector delivery. 
  Mail is transported via inter-sector transtube and 
  thence carried to its destination by deliverybot. 
  RailMail is the budget service. Transtube 
  Express offers the higher-paying citizen a no-
  crushing/breaking/exploding one-day-delivery 
  guarantee. Genuinely safe, barring traitorous 
  transtube robbery.
  Rapid Print’n’Bind: For on-demand document 
  hardcopies. The relevant document is printed, 
  collated and bound (‘Guaranteed Sturdy-ish’), 
  then delivered via PLC Moderately Express Mail 
  Delivery. This saves on warehousing costs and 
  � ‘What’s all this for?’
  Do you need all these payment/delivery 
  methods? Will your players worry about 
  eight different payment methods, or will 
  they just say, ‘I buy that cone pistol’?
  You don’t really need to attend to any of 
  this stuff. But it does provide ﬂ avor, and 
  you can use it as one more player control 
  device. Suppose your player really doesn’t 
  care which payment method he uses to 
  obtain some mission-shattering gadget. 
  That means, when you ask if he wants to 
  put his purchase on QwikCredit, he won’t 
  know how he’s screwing himself until it’s 
  too late.
  Use this diversity, especially in 
  Straight games, to foster player anxiety. 
  Which of those shipping methods is 
  reliable? Inﬁ ltrated by IntSec? A cover 
  for message courier work to some secret 
  society? Opening the PCs’ packages 
  and sabotaging them in the name of 
  international Communism?
  Variety is good. Variety is fun. Fun 
  makes us happy—and The Computer says 
  happiness is mandatory.
  —Paul Baldowski
  SIGN HERE, VATFACE, OR I’LL BUST YOU UP.
  reduces the number of copies ‘disappearing’ from 
  storage onto the IR market.
  Sector Priority Delivery: A roulette wheel of 
  package delivery. Delivery schedules for this 
  service are based on sector rank in the ﬁ rm’s 
  internal lists. Top-tier sectors get the fastest 
  delivery; lower-ranked sectors wait until the 
  top-tier clients have been serviced. Rumors 
  suggesting that sector rankings depend heavily 
  on kickbacks, or that some low-tier sectors never 
  receive delivery at all, are utter nonsense.
  Secur-CORR Armed Escort: A courier service 
  offering a fully armed personal guard for your 
  package, with prices varying depending on the 
  requested number of personnel. Staffed largely 
  by retired Armed Forces veterans, it competes 
  bitterly with Vulture Express.
  Vulture Express: Vulture Express is a 
  commercial postal offshoot of the much-vaunted 
  Vulture Squadron. Packages are delivered 
  by armed Vulture Express agents, whose 
  uniforms superﬁ cially resemble those of actual 
  Vulture Squadron guards. Service is offered in 
  a spectrum of ‘clearances’, which mimics the 
  security clearance spectrum. Higher ‘clearance’ 
  guarantees a faster, safer, more reliable delivery. 
  Vulture Express deliverymen never intimidate 
  citizens by pretending to be Vulture Squadron 
  guards. That’s right, never! You got a different 
  view about that, vatface?
  �  Delivery methods—costs and times
  Delivery method
  Avg time
  Letter
  Breadbox
  TV set
  Fridge
  Autocar
  Rail car
  Black Box Transit
  30–40 hrs
  25cr
  35cr
  75cr
  200cr
  —
  —
  Courier
  1 day
  10cr
  20cr
  50cr
  —
  —
  —
  Daycycle Delivery
  20–24 hrs
  5cr
  20cr
  45cr
  70cr
  400cr
  —
  Deliverybot/Transbot
  2–3 days
  7cr
  15cr
  30cr
  100cr
  500cr
  700cr
  Fed-R-ALL Express
  1 day
  5cr
  15cr
  40cr
  —
  —
  —
  Jackobot Delivery
  12–16 hrs
  30cr
  50cr
  100cr
  250cr
  1,000cr
  2,000cr
  Illuminati Nightcycle Exp.
  Spookily fast
  No reliable benchmark. Each delivery’s price is negotiated in unusual currencies 
  based on certain… criteria.
  PLC Express
  9–11 days
  1cr
  5cr
  15cr
  50cr
  —
  —
  Pneumatic Courier Express
  2–3 days
  5cr
  10cr
  15cr
  50cr
  250cr
  400cr
  Postal Warbot
  16–20 hrs
  50cr
  150cr
  250cr
  600cr
  2,000cr
  6,000cr
  R&D Special Delivery
  6m3.14s
  Free. Recipients get a small credit bonus if they survive delivery and properly ﬁ ll out 
  the experimental evaluation forms after cleaning up.
  RailMail/Transtube Exp.
  3–4 days 2cr
  2cr
  5cr
  20cr 
  60cr
  300cr
  500cr
  Sector Priority Delivery
  6–7 days 3cr
  10cr
  20cr
  40cr
  200cr
  300cr
  —
  Secur-CORR Armed Escort
  2–3 days
  50cr
  100cr
  200cr
  500cr
  1,000cr
  —
  Vulture Express
  2–3 days
  100cr
  200cr
  300cr
  750cr
  2,000cr
  5,000cr
  High Priority shipments usually arrive in half the average time but cost 50% more. Low Priority shipments take at least twice as long to arrive 
  (or way longer if the backlog’s bad) but only cost 50% of the base price.
  
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  PARANOIA STUFF
  STUFF
  CLEARANCE ULTRAVIOLET
  Symbols
  101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line  
  102
  25 Hour Digital Wall Clock  123
  A
  Acoustic Interferometer  32
  AdSuit  49
  Approved word list  47
  Architecture & collateral 
  damage costs  118
  ARC Mortar  7
  B
  B-E Condensate Projector  8
  B3 Grenade Kit  7
  BacPacVac  49
  BearerBot Mark 3b.4.1  69
  BeatMaster Piezoacoustic 
  Audio Stick  123
  Bedew Handwash  50
  BestDefense C-mail Filter  62
  Biometric Changer  50
  Bioscience-Engineered Attack 
  Drone ‘Bucky’  69
  Blue Vulture  97
  BLUE Washroom Membership  
  113
  Bomb Squad! 108
  BotKiller Ammo  8
  Botspotter’s Manual 214  103
  Bot Brain Voice Interface  70
  Bot Repellent  70
  Buoyancy Suit  26
  C
  C-Bay Snipe-R  62
  Cable Spyder  77
  CalmLink Armband  40
  Camera Tap  33
  Cellophane Jumpsuit  40
  CerebRAM Mem Card Socket  
  90
  Cheez Pleezer  96
  ChronoGun  9
  CloneBot Model 2AT  71
  Combat Chronometer  6
  CommieSpotter Face 
  Recognition  61
  Commie Trap  26
  Communism-Sensitive Interlock 
  Deactivator  40
  Component 305  122
  ConeRiﬂ e Battle Gum  82
  Cone Pistol  9
  Constructobot  68
  Cortex Bomb  90
  Crawler Seed  77
  Crowd Control Sonic Screamer  
  10
  Cruising Missile  10
  CruncheeTym Yeast Twists  99
  Cutebot Creche Defender  71
  Cybernetics  88
  Cybernetic Cerebellum  91
  D
  Darkﬁ eld Generator  27
  DeepCover Mem Card A770  33
  Delivery methods—costs and 
  times  127
  DeltaWheel Class 3000 Autocar  
  78
  DEMENTIA XP  107
  Docombot  72
  Drillivator  113
  E
  ElectroZone R&D Traitor Zapper 
  213/B  11
  Elevator Safety Foam  27
  Emergency Universal Limb 
  Replacement  91
  Endoenergetic Armor  27
  Equipment RFID Reader/
  Compiler  62
  eye-PDC Series 1400  92
  Eyeshutters  51
  F
  Fake Security Camera  33
  False-Color Enhancer Goggles  
  51
  Fantasy Troubleshooter Analyst  
  108
  Flame-Retardant Undergarment  
  51
  Fnord  124
  Foamcrete Spray  52
  Focusol Maximum Strength IR 
  (thiahexadrine)  82
  Foot Bomb  92
  Foot Lock  28
  FORMica Floor Tiles  52
  Fresh Foam  53
  Friendship Facilitators  114
  FunBall No-Contact Harness  
  109
  FunTimes PDC Service  112
  G
  Gauss Whistle  11
  Genetic Counseling 
  Appointments  114
  Gravitic Gauntlet  12
  Gravitron Cannon  12
  Grenade/Flares  12
  Guest Appearance on Bake-A-
  Traitor  103
  Gyrostabilizing All-purpose Flux 
  Fortiﬁ er  13
  H
  Hair-OFF  54
  HappyKaff Instant  97
  HappyShock! Personal Trainer  
  41
  Hearty-Hearty BrickLoaf (with 
  Special Sauce)  100
  HeetPrufe Infrared Stealth 
  Suit  34
  HeliumTeela Boots  54
  HiAlbedo Sweat Implants  93
  HoloNode  34
  Hot Fun Cannon Class 2400 
  WideShot  13
  Hygiene Attachment Kit  55
  HypnoCard  55
  I
  IceBLUE Phone Cracker  35
  Induct-O-Glove  14
  INFRA-Guide Services  115
  INFRARED’s Best Friend  124
  INFRARED Furnishings  115
  inMote  63
  Insta-Dorm Inﬂ atable Furniture 
  Set  48
  Instant Hygiene Grenade  56
  Invisi-Suit  28
  J
  Jelly Head  56
  Jell Rounds  14
  Joyometer  57
  Just Like Me  116
  L
  Laser Barrel Extenders  14
  Laser Sharp (thiamaram)  83
  Laundry Emergency Teams  
  116
  Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 
  39/B.3.8.2.2  104
  Lazooka  15
  LegLock Command Braces  42
  Lightsabertooth  15
  Liquid Body Armor  28
  Loyalty Exoskeleton  42
  LubriSkates  78
  Luxury Time Yacht  76
  M
  MagBall Gauntlets  109
  Magnetic Braces  43
  Magnetic Flux Cannon  16
  Maintenance Now!  117
  Matter Printer  57
  MelloWake (clonoglazeron)  83
  MemoMax Emergency Upload 
  Helmet  57
  MemoMin  35
  Micromed  63
  Mind-Controlled Wheelchair  79
  MindRoom  117
  Mobile Residential Unit Model 
  RF6  79
  MonoBola  16
  Monoﬁ lament Dissolver Spray  
  29
  MonoWeave Body Armor  29
  Multicorder Blaster  17
  Multicorder Digital Companion  
  64
  Murder Mystery Game Kit  110
  N
  NearBeer  98
  New You (persidax)  81
  Night Stalker (vulpazine)  84
  NuFlesh First Aid Pistol  17
  NutriMax Meal Replacement 
  Tablets  100
  O
  Original Indefatigable Webulator 
  Suit  18
  OrthoGold File Manager v5.02  
  43
  Overdose Helper (oxyﬂ ucocillin)  
  84
  P
  Parallax-Class Scopebot  18
  ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating 
  Beverage  98
  Password Master 3000  64
  Payment & delivery methods  
  126
  PDC Model 2020/b  65
  Pedestrian Active Cruise 
  Control  43
  Personal Attack Alarm  30
  Personal Demolition Contractors  
  118
  Personal Gyratory Defense 
  System  18
  Personal Hydroponics Kit 9099  
  100
  Personal Particle Projector  19
  Pipe Patrol  110
  Plasma Sword  19
  Portable Jamming Unit  30
  Power/Data Tap Positioning 
  System  58
  Pre-owned Brevet Badges  59
  Proximity Control System  39
  Psychbot  72
  Pyroclastic Emitter  20
  Pyrus-Class Warbot  73
  Q
  Queuebot  73
  R
  RailRider  80
  Rashan-O’s Frequent Buyer 
  Card  119
  Re-Sound  66
  ReAnimator (necronomicil)  84
  REDﬁ nger Digital Weapon  88
  REDLine Transbot Passes  119
  Regro (diphenhydromegatoxine)  
  85
  Remote-Controlled Inﬂ atable 
  Troubleshooter Decoy  30
  RingTone Com Implant  93
  RoboMuscle  94
  Robutler Model 104n/CCL  74
  S
  ‘Sniffer’ Petbot Mk 5  75
  Say-No-Evil Speech Censor  44
  Scramble (jargotan)  85
  Scrubby the Scrubot Virtual 
  Assistant  66
  SecureCord PDC Cable  31
  SecurServ Packet Sniffer  67
  Self-Heating CoffeeLike  99
  Service Firm Reassignment 
  Services  120
  Shocking Grip!  45
  SkeetRat 1.0  74
  Slipaway Liquiﬁ ed Inhibitor 
  Pack  20
  SmartBall  111
  SmartPaper  59
  Smart Laser Barrel  21
  Smilies (smilase tetrasildenaﬁ l)  
  86
  Sodium Pentathol (not
  BelievaPills!)  86
  Sounds of Alpha Complex 104
  Soylent Truncheon  101
  SPROINGS Spring-Wear Shoes  
  111
  Spybot Model 211/X  36
  Spy Powder  36
  Stress-B-Gon Squeeze Ball  
  125
  Surveillance Candy  37
  Sweetened Algae PDC  101
  T
  T-99 Bodyguardbot  75
  Tactical Tear Warfare Goggles  
  21
  Tattoo-U Indelible Markers  60
  Teamwork Trainer Device  45
  Teela-O and [INSERT NAME 
  HERE] in the Race to Sector 
  ZZZ! 105
  ThickerSkin Subdermal Armor  
  94
  Thought Processor  67
  Threat Evaluation Eyewear  25
  Three’s Mandatory Boxed Set  
  105
  Titan-X Truncheon  22
  Toothpasty Supplement #5  87
  Tornado-Class Remote 
  Surveillance Drone  38
  Traitor Tether  46
  Treason-Free Speech Limiter  
  47
  Treason Announcement Device 
  9000  46
  TSC Strategy Guide 106
  TunAll Tunneling Spray  22
  Tunnel Ski  80
  U
  UltraBrite Laser Flash 
  Accessory  23
  V
  Variable Energy Stress Transfer 
  Armor  31
  VenomNails  23
  Visual Encirculator  60
  Vital-Tattoo  95
  VoxBox  95
  Vulturecraft Rental  121
  Vulture Squadron EMT  120
  W
  Wiper  24
  WiseGuy Debt Counseling  121
  WiSpy PDC Transmitter  38
  
  Paul Baldowski works in an obscure 
  branch of CPU and lives somewhere on 
  the outskirts of Manchester in the UK. His 
  writing for PARANOIA XP has ﬁ nally justiﬁ ed 
  lugging around several hundred rulebooks 
  and gaming magazines all this time. Paul 
  accepts full responsibility for the Crash 
  Priority mission ‘Patch Job’, several chunks 
  of the core XP rules and Gamemaster 
  Screen mission blender, and the odd piece 
  of unique wisdom on his PARANOIA blog, 
  www.omegacomplex.com.
  Alon Elkin currently lives in the port city of 
  Ashdod, Israel, only a 30 minutes drive from 
  the sun-bathed Gaza Strip, and likes to think 
  of his country as an undomed version of 
  Alpha Complex. He helped a bit with the core 
  XP rulebook and the Gamemaster Screen 
  mission blender. He also writes some music 
  reviews now and then. 
  Ben Engelsberg lives in Tucson, Arizona. 
  He’s played PARANOIA since 1985, when 
  he and a group of students used it as part 
  of a study on George Orwell’s 1984 and 
  dystopian societies. Any excuse to play 
  games during school. He currently serves 
  The Computer as the Customer Support 
  Operations Manager for a mid-size software 
  company.
  Beth Fischi is a writer and editor based 
  in Austin, Texas. Her last name rhymes 
  with ‘whiskey.’ In the 1990s Beth wrote 
  for ﬁ ve Storyteller RPGs from White Wolf 
  Game Studio (Vampire, Werewolf, Mage, 
  Wraith and Changeling). She’s helping 
  her husband, Allen Varney, package the 
  ﬁ rst year’s support line of PARANOIA XP 
  products from Mongoose Publishing.
  These and other notorious Traitors are even now preparing other PARANOIA products not yet available at your 
  clearance. Get ready! Check out the latest PARANOIA news on the XP development blog hosted by PARANOIA’s 
  original co-designer, Greg Costikyan (www.costik.com/paranoia), and join the forums at www.paranoia-live.net, 
  as well as Mongoose Publishing’s own forum at www.mongoosepublishing.com. 
  Andy Fitzpatrick is better known to loyal 
  members of the Paranoia-Live.net forum 
  as High Programmer Jazzer.  He wrote 
  ‘Random Access Mission’ for Crash Priority.
  When The Computer lets him, he works as 
  a freelance Web designer. He likes drinking 
  pints of bitter, chatting with friends, little-
  known ska nightclubs, Photoshop tennis and 
  anything by P.G.Wodehouse. He currently 
  lives in London but asks that that isn’t held 
  against him.
  Jeff Groves is a college student in Iowa. 
  A longtime PARANOIA fan, he signally 
  improved the XP edition through his playtest 
  feedback and his articles in Mongoose 
  Publishing’s Signs & Portents magazine. 
  He wrote ‘Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk’ for Crash 
  Priority and ‘Pre-PARANOIA’ for PARANOIA 
  Flashbacks.
  Contributor to the XP rulebook and the 
  Toothpaste Disaster, Karl Low lives in 
  Calgary and divides his time between 
  procrastinating and frantically trying to get 
  stuff done. He’s been having more luck with 
  the former, lately.
  Eric Minton participated in one of the very 
  ﬁ rst PARANOIA demos at Origins ‘84. He 
  created over 200 items (!) for STUFF, of 
  which almost half made it into the book. He 
  works for a Web design company in New 
  York where, if the decor is to be believed, 
  everyone seems to have ULTRAVIOLET 
  Clearance.
  Joshua Moretto first encountered 
  PARANOIA in its second edition as a 
  young lad. He was permanently enthralled 
  and/or damaged, and doomed to write for it 
  when it returned from the grave. Joshua is 
  proud (and happy, as per requirements) of 
  STUFF, his ﬁ rst published work. It now gives 
  him the freedom, when at parties, to claim 
  to be an author.
  Bill O’Dea is a high school administrator 
  who lives, works and drinks with a very 
  understanding wife in Chicago, Illinois. 
  Although he’s written several published 
  science ﬁ ction stories, he’s never worked 
  on a RPG before. He’s thrilled, honestly. As 
  Biggles he is active on the Paranoia-Live.
  net and FriendComputer.net Web sites.
  R. Eric Reuss is a computer programmer 
  and game designer with way too many 
  hobbies to list in a short bio. During the 1990s 
  his PARANOIA games metamorphosed 
  from normal tabletop roleplaying into 
  strangely intense weekend affairs involving 
  decorations, lighting, props, bad techno 
  music, a team of three Gamemasters, and 
  about as close to actual Alpha Complex 
  food and drink as is probably safe. His 
  ﬁ rst PARANOIA supplement, The Mutant 
  Experience, was published in early 2005.
  Allen Varney (www.allenvarney.com) is a 
  game designer and writer in Austin, Texas. 
  He designed the XP edition of PARANOIA. 
  In 1985 he co-wrote with Warren Spector 
  the early PARANOIA adventure Send in 
  the Clones (recently reprinted in PARANOIA 
  Flashbacks). He hosted and ran The 
  Toothpaste Disaster. With his wife, Beth 
  Fischi, he is packaging the early XP support 
  line for Mongoose Publishing.
  An informal gaggle of over a dozen PARANOIA writers, the 
  Traitor Recycling Studio comprises over a dozen players from 
  The Toothpaste Disaster, an online PARANOIA game played 
  in summer 2004. (You can see the results at http://paranoia.
  allenvarney.com.) We collaborate online, sharing ideas and 
  reviewing text. It’s fun, productive and not even a little treason-
  ous. We think.
  The following Traitors wrote STUFF:
  Logo by Andy ‘Jazzer’ Fitzpatrick
  
  An astoundingly large PARANOIA equipment book
  by ERIC MINTON and the TRAITOR RECYCLING STUDIO
  Computer Phreak hackers bring you this giant 128-page collection of over 200 brand-new items from the Alpha Complex auction 
  site C-Bay. Bid right now on weapons like the MonoBola, Gyro-Stabilizing All-Purpose Flux Fortifier, Gravitic Gauntlet (one 
  size fits all) or the bot-brain equipped Smart Laser Barrel (‘I don’t care what you can see, that target is out of range! Stop being an 
  idiot!’). Buy Threat Evaluation Eyewear, Surveillance Candy, Treason-Free Speech Limiters, LubriSkates and Commie Traps. 
  Then kick back with a can of ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage and a copy of 101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line. So you don’t 
  forget, demonstrate your loyalty by buying all this essential STUFF today!
  You need the PARANOIA XP roleplaying game to use this book.
  ™
  Troubleshooter! To serve and protect Alpha Complex 
  and your friend The Computer, you need weapons! 
  You need gear! You need approved personal services!
  In short, you need all 225 entirely new items in this jam-packed 
  PARANOIA roleplaying game supplement forthrightly titled—
  YOU NEED MORE
  YOU NEED MORE STUFF!
   STUFF!
  STUFF
  STUFF
  �  Largest PARANOIA equipment book ever! 128 pages!
  �  For both players and Gamemasters
  �  Hundreds of items, all new and never before available
  �  Weapons, defenses, surveillance gear, clothing, 
  PDC software, bots, vehicles, medications, cybernetic 
  enhancements, food and drink, entertainment and 
  recreational items, personal services and Internal Security 
  Malfeasance Control Devices
  �  Fully indexed by name and section
  �  Auctions that get Troubleshooters into ever deeper 
  trouble
  A world ﬁ t for Kafka, Orwell 
  and the Marx Brothers
  PARANOIA is a satirical roleplaying game set in a darkly humorous future. A well-meaning 
  but deranged Computer desperately protects the citizens of an underground city from secret 
  societies, mutants and all sorts of real and imagined enemies. You play a Troubleshooter, 
  one of The Computer’s elite agents. You track and destroy the enemies of The Computer. 
  You hope The Computer and your fellow Troubleshooters won’t ﬁ nd out you are one of these 
  enemies.
  PARANOIA: a lighthearted game of terror, death,  bureaucracies, mad scientists, mutants, 
  dangerous weapons and insane robots, which encourages players to lie, to cheat and to 
  backstab each other at every turn.
  Originally published in 1984, PARANOIA sold over 150,000 copies. The PARANOIA XP 
  edition updates Alpha Complex for this new and more paranoid time.
  BUY! 
  BUY MORE! 
  BUYING FEELS 
  GOOD!
  For use with PARANOIA XP
  For ALL players and 
  Gamemasters
  Auction entries hacked to 
  show juicy hidden details
  User feedback and ‘Customers 
  also bought’ suggestions
  Complete PARANOIA game 
  statistics for GMs
  Copyright © 1983, 1987, 2005 by Eric Goldberg & Greg Costikyan. PARANOIA is a trademark of Eric Goldberg 
  and Greg Costikyan. All rights reserved. Mongoose Publishing Ltd., Authorized User
  ISBN 1-904854-86-9   
   $24.95     
   
  MONGOOSE PUBLISHING—SWINDON, UK  
            MGP 6636
  
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