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  CORE INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
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  ALPHA 
  COMPLEX
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  NAME: 
  HOME SECTOR: 
  CLONE#:
  GENDER: 
  SECURITY CLEARANCE: 
  GUNS
  PSYCHOLOGY
  CHARM
  ENGINEER
  MELEE
  BUREAUCRACY
  INTIMIDATE
  PROGRAM
  ATHLETICS
  SCIENCE
  BLUFF
  OPERATE
  THROW
  ALPHA COMPLEX
  ZB
  STEALTH
  DEMOLITIONS
  HURT
  INJURED
  MAIMED
  DEAD
  DEVELOPMENT >>>
  SKILLS >>>
  WELLBEING >>>
  EQUIPMENT >>>
  STATS >>>
  MOXIE >>>
  WOUNDS >>>
  MEMORY >>>
  TREASON STARS:
  VIOLENCE:
  CHUTZPAH:
  BRAINS:
  MECHANICS:
  XP POINTS:
  /// PART TWO
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  /// PART FIVE
  PERSONALITY: 
  
  NAME OF THE ACCUSED CLONE: 
  NAME OF THE ACCUSING CLONE:
  DESTRUCTION OR DEFACEMENT OF 
  COMPUTER PROPERTY
  THEFT OR HOARDING OF COMPUTER 
  PROPERTY/SERVICES
  INJURY OR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT 
  OF FELLOW CITIZEN(S)
  TERRORIST ACTIVITIES
  WRONGFUL ACCUSATION OF TREASON
  POSSESSION OF TREASONOUS ITEMS
  POSSESSION OR DISTRIBUTION OF 
  TREASONOUS PROPAGANDA
  POSSESSION OR USE OF UNREGISTERED 
  MUTANT POWER
  MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET SOCIETY
  BREACH OF SECURITY CLEARANCE
  FAILURE TO REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO REPORT FAILURE TO 
  REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO OBEY AN ORDER 
  FAILURE TO FOLLOW CORRECT ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO CORRECTLY FOLLOW ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH REGULATION 
  135.17/69A-12C
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  NATURE OF ACCUSATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
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  FAILURE TO MAINTAIN PROPER 
  HYGENIC STANDARD
  FAILURE TO REPORT TO DETENTION OR 
  COMPULSORY CALISTHENICS
  PUTTING FIZZ-WIZZ IN A HIGH 
  PROGRAMMER’S SHOWER HEAD OR 
  ELSEWHERE
  BRIBERY OR PROFITEERING
  CONSPIRACY OR SEDITION
  COUNTERFEITING OR FORGERY
  ILLEGAL COMPUTER INTRUSION OR 
  HACKING
  KIDNAPPING OR DETENTION OF 
  CITIZEN WITHOUT COMPUTER 
  PERMISSION
  OBSTRUCTING AN INTSEC OR 
  TROUBLESHOOTER MISSION
  FALSIFYING INFORMATION OR FAILURE 
  TO CORRECTLY FILL A FORM
  RESISTING HYGENIC PROCESSING OR 
  MEDICAL TREATMENT
  LEAVING A SECTOR WITHOUT A SECTOR 
  TRANSFER OR OTHER AUTHORIZATION
  TREASON BY THOUGHT, WORD OR DEED
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY) 
  
  ARE YOU ONE OF THE WITNESSES ABOVE?
  IF YES, COULD YOU HAVE STOPPED THE ACCUSED FROM COMMITTING TREASON? WHY DIDN’T 
  YOU?
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU ACCEPT THE TESTIMONY OF THE NAMED WITNESSES? COULD ONE OF 
  THEM BE LYING TO YOU? WHAT SUPPORTING EVIDENCE CAN YOU PROVIDE?
  DID YOU NOTICE IF THE ACCUSED WAS DRINKING THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? DID 
  ANY OF THE WITNESSES DRINK THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? NOTE ANY CHANGES IN 
  BEHAVIOUR SUBSEQUENT TO CONSUMPTION.
  DID YOU TRY THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? IF SO, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT?
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  WITNESSES TO TREASONOUS ACT >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THE ACT OF TREASON COMMITTED. LIST ALL CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  LIST ANY MOTIVES YOU SUSPECT THE ACCUSED MAY HAVE HAD. LIST ALL OPPORTUNITIES AND 
  SITUATION WHICH ALLOWED THE TREASONOUS ACT TO OCCUR. LIST ALL CITIZENS ASSOCIATED 
  WITH THE ACCUSED WITHIN THE LAST 100 CYCLES. LIST THE REASON YOU THINK CITIZENS 
  COMMIT TREASON. LIST THE TIMES THAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING TREASON. LIST 
  THE CITIZENS THAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THAT HAVE COMMITTED TREASON. LIST THE OTHER 
  CITIZENS YOU ASSOCIATE WITH.
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  YES
  NO
  
  HAS THE ABOVE ERROR BEEN CORRECTED TO 
  THE SATISFACTION OF THE COMPUTER OR ITS 
  DULY AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVES?
  DID YOU IMMEDIATELY INFORM THE COMPUTER 
  OF THE INCORRECT XP POINT AWARD?
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  NAME OF CLAIMANT: 
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CPU/5533/30-B
  DETAILS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES - BUT NOT RELEVANT TO XP POINT CLAIM
  DON’T KNOW
  NO
  NO
  YES, BUT I AM UNHAPPY WITH THE 
  RESOLUTION OF MY PROBLEM
  YES, BUT I WAS INSTRUCTED TO 
  FILL OUT FORM CPU/5533/30-B
  NO
  NO
  INCORRECT XP POINTS AWARDED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO CEREBRAL CORETECH FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO NETWORK FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF INSUFFICIENT EVIDENCE OF HEROIC DEED 
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF ONGOING INTERNAL SECURITY INVESTIGATION OF 
  HEROIC DEED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED FOR REASONS ABOVE MY SECURITY CLEARANCE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF COMPLAINTS BY FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS
  SELECT THE ERROR MOST APPLICABLE TO YOUR CLAIM >>>
  IS THIS CLAIM RELATED TO A PREVIOUS CLONE?
  IF YES, WAS THAT PREVIOUS CLONE DEEMED 
  TREASONOUS, MUTATED OR OTHERWISE 
  DEFECTIVE? 
  
   
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  IF YOU EARNED AN ACHIEVEMENT, 
  ENTER THE ACHIEVEMENT NAME HERE:
  ACHIEVEMENTS >>>
  /// PART THREE
  YES
  NO
  VETERAN FORM-FILLER
  EXPERT FORM-FILLER
  FILED 1000 CPU/5533/30-C FORMS
  NUISANCE FORM-FILLER 
  DISREGARD
  TRUSTWORTHY CITIZEN 
  AUTO-APPROVE
  ILLUMINATED 
  HAVE YOU EARNED ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACHIEVEMENTS?
  WERE ANY OF THESE ACHIEVEMENTS EARNED BY 
  PREVIOUS CLONES?
  IF YES, WERE ANY OF THOSE CLONES TERMINATED FOR TREASON? EXPLAIN WHY YOU BELIEVE 
  THAT YOU CONTINUE TO DESERVE THE ACHIEVEMENT AND AWARDED XP POINTS, CONSIDERING THAT 
  THE TREASONOUS CLONE WAS ACTING TO SABOTAGE ALPHA COMPLEX AND THE COMPUTER AND WAS 
  DESERVEDLY TERMINATED. IS CONTINUING TO CLAIM THOSE XP POINTS TANTAMOUNT TO TREASON 
  ON YOUR PART? EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING. 
  IF NO, CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THE FAILURE OF YOUR PREVIOUS CLONES TO EARN ANY 
  ACHIEVEMENTS WHATSOEVER? DO YOU CURRENTLY FEEL UNMOTIVATED, UNENTHUSIASTIC OR 
  UNHAPPY? LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE ON. LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE NOT ON.
  
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  /// PART FOUR
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP AWARD, DESCRIBE THE HEROIC DEED WARRANTING AN XP 
  POINT AWARD IN DETAIL. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY TRAITORS IDENTIFIED, ARRESTED OR 
  TERMINATED. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY OTHER CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP POINT AWARD, SELECT YOUR DESIRED REQUISITION IN 
  ADVANCE. NOTE THAT IF YOUR XP POINT ASYNCHRONOUS CLAIM IS DENIED, YOU WILL BE LIABLE 
  FOR ANY XP POINT OVERSPEND AND CORRECTIVE MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN.
  SPARE POWER PACK (30 XP)
  ICON SETS, WALLPAPER AND THEMES FOR CEREBRAL CORETECH (3 XP)
  BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE (5 XP)
  CALMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE (1000 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE WITH CAKE (1100 XP)
  CLAMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY: 
  XP POINT COST:
  
  DOCBOC 
  SCRUBBOT 
  BIOLOGICAL WASTE REPROCESSING & 
  REPLACEMENT CLONE
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  IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH YOUR OWN CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX A AND THE NAME OF SUPERVISING TEAMMATE IN 
  BOX B. IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH THE CEREBRAL CORETECH OF ANOTHER 
  CITIZEN, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX B AND THE NAME OF THE AFFLICTED CITIZEN IN 
  BOX A. DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING ELSE IN THESE BOXES. 
  A
  B
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CORETECH CONCERNS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH AUTONOMIC FUNCTIONS 
  (RESPIRATION, CARDIAC REGULATION, PUPILLARY RESPONSE, BLADDER CONTROL? 
  IF SO, SELECT THE ASSISTANCE REQUIRED:
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH YOUR VISION? CAN YOU SEE 
  ALL FOUR PATTERNS BELOW? TICK ANY APPROPRIATE BOXES.
  IF THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH HAS LEFT YOU UNABLE TO FILL IN FORMS, 
  PLEASE TICK THIS BOX: 
  YES
  NO
  HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING THE CEREBRAL CORETECH 
  WITH AN APPROVED BLUDGEONING TOOL?
  I AM
  TRAITOR
  
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH AFFECT YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES OR 
  REACTIONS? DOES IT AFFECT YOUR DOWNLOADED MEMORIES OR PERSONALITY ENGRAM? HOW DO YOU 
  KNOW? ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU ARE PERCEIVING THIS FORM CORRECTLY? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE 
  ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS? PLEASE PROVE YOUR ONTOLOGICAL EXISTENCE IN 50 WORDS 
  OR LESS. 
  HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO ANY VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-ALTERING PROPAGANDA, 
  PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE VIRUSES? PROVIDE 
  COMPREHENSIVE PROOF.
  HAVE ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR TEAM BEEN EXPOSED TO VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-
  ALTERING PROPAGANDA, PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE 
  VIRUSES? DO YOU SUSPECT ANYONE OF SUCH EXPOSURE? PROVIDE NAMES AND EVIDENCE. 
  
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  DID THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE ON 
  THE MISSION? IF YES, DOES THE ISSUE CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE? IF SO, PLEASE FILL 
  OUT AN ACCUSATION OF TREASON FORM. IF THE ISSUE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE, 
  EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE UNWILLING TO OVERCOME THESE OBSTACLES IN A MANNER BEFITTING 
  A TROUBLESHOOTER? IF THE ISSUE DID NOT INTERFERE WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE, EXPLAIN 
  WHY THAT PARTICULAR FUNCTION OF YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH IS A REDUNDANT WASTE OF 
  RESOURCES. WASTING RESOURCES IS TREASON. 
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES
  NO
  NO
  NO
  NO
  DID YOU DRINK BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE WITHIN THE 
  EIGHT HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH?
  DID YOU SUFFER A CRANIAL INJURY WITHIN THE EIGHT 
  HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH?
  IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO BOTH THE ABOVE QUESTIONS, 
  DID ONE LEAD TO THE OTHER? 
  WIDESPREAD USE OF CEREBRAL CORETECH WILL LEAD TO 
  LESS PAPERWORK AND FORMFILLING? STUDIES HAVE SHOWN 
  THAT 84% OF FORMS ARE REDUNDANT AND/OR INEFFICIENT. 
  STUDIES HAVE ALSO SHOWN THAT 24.2% OF TRAITORS ARE 
  IDENTIFIED BY MISTAKES IN FORM-FILLING PAPERWORK. 
  WITH ALL THIS IN MIND, AND TAKING YOUR OWN ISSUES 
  INTO ACCOUNT, DO YOU SUPPORT THE EXPANSION OF THE 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH PROGRAM?
  EXTRA INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART THREE
  
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  REASON FOR JOURNEY >>>
  CPU/54353353/222-DS2-C 
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  SECTOR OF ORIGIN: 
  SECTOR OF DESTINATION: 
  TRAVEL PAPER TYPE SELECTED >>>
  ONE JOURNEY
  RETURN JOURNEY
  MULTI-SECTOR PASS SINGLE MODE 
  MULTIPLE MODE 
  CITIZEN’S TRAVELSAVER PASS  
  PRIORITY TRANSIT ULTRA PRIORITY 
  TRANSIT
  SMOKING
  WAIVER
  SENIOR CITIZEN
  WORK
  (PLEASE ATTACH FORM CPU/54353353/255-DS4-Q, COMPLETED BY YOUR SUPERVISOR)
  PLEASURE
  (PLEASE INDICATE WHY YOU BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE HAPPIER IN ANOTHER SECTOR)
  ORDER BY SUPERIOR 
  (PLEASE ATTACH A COPY OF THE ORDER)
  DRAFTED BY ARMED FORCES
  (ONLY FOR TRANSIT TO ARMED FORCES TRAINING CENTERS)
  REPORTING FOR BRIEFING 
  (PLEASE ATTACH MISSION ALERT)
  REPORTING FOR TERMINATION
  OTHER - (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  
  INAPPROPRIATE ENTRIES (PLEASE TICK AS APPROPRIATE) >>>
  ESTIMATED TRAVEL TIME >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  LESS THAN ONE MINUTE 
  LESS THAN TEN MINUTES 
  LESS THAN ONE HOUR 
  LESS THAN ONE CYCLE 
  I AM CARRYING EXPLOSIVE OR 
  DANGEROUS MATERIALS
  I AM A REGISTERED MUTANT
  I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 
  BIOHAZARDOUS OR RADIO-ACTIVE 
  MATERIAL 
  I GET TRAVEL-SICK
  I PACKED MY BAGS MYSELF 
  I KEPT MY BAGS UNDER SUPERVISION 
  AT ALL TIMES
  I AM CARRYING UNREGISTERED 
  FOODSTUFFS 
  I REQUIRE PERSONAL SPACE
  I AM CARRYING ELECTRONIC STORAGE 
  DEVICES, INCLUDING PDCS, DISCS, 
  CYBERIMPLANTS OR ACTIVE NEURONS
  I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR 
  THESE TO BE SCANNED, PROBED OR 
  ERASED AS NECESSARY TO PREVENT 
  FILESHARING
  I HAVE NOT READ ALL THE SAFETY 
  DOCUMENTATION AND INSTRUCTIONS 
  I AM RED OR HIGHER CLEARANCE 
  I AM NOT TRAVELING WITH OTHERS 
  MY BODY ODOR EXCEEDS STANDARD 
  SAFETY TOLERANCES
  IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCY, I AM 
  NOT QUALIFIED OR WILLING TO OFFER 
  AID TO MY FELLOW TRAVELERS
  I AM NOW OR HAVE BEEN A COMMUNIST, 
  MUTANT, TRAITOR, DAIV VECTOR, 
  TERRORIST OR SMOKER
  I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED 
  IN FILLING OUT SURVEYS AND 
  QUESTIONNAIRES TO IMPROVE THE 
  SERVICE OFFERED BY THE ALPHA 
  COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM
  I AM NOT INTERESTED IN 
  PARTICIPATING IN TESTING OF NEW 
  AND IMPROVED SERVICES OFFERED BY 
  THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT 
  SYSTEM 
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  IF YOU PLAN TO ANWSER ONE OR MORE 
  CYCLES (PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU 
  ARE LEAVING ALPHA COMPLEX, AS 
  NO TRANSIT TAKES MORE THAN ONE 
  CYCLE.)
  I ACCEPT THAT UNAVOIDABLE DELAYS AND TECHNICAL PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY TERRORISM 
  AND SABOTAGE, AND THAT THIS DOES NOT CHANGE MY ANSWER ABOVE.
  
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  /// PART FIVE
  AS AN EXPERIENCED TROUBLESHOOTER, TRAINED IN DEALING WITH DANGEROUS SITUATIONS, 
  PLEASE DESCRIBE HOW YOU WOULD BYPASS SECURITY IN ORDER TO SABOTAGE OR SMUGGLE AN 
  EXPLOSIVE DEVICE ONTO THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM. BE SPECIFIC. THINK 
  ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD COMMIT TREASON RIGHT NOW. YOUR ANSWER WILL BE USED TO IMPROVE 
  SECURITY AND PREVENT FUTURE ATTACKS ON ALPHA COMPLEX INFRASTRUCTURE; FAILURE TO 
  ANSWER OR DELIBERATE EVASIONS WILL BE TAKEN AS EVIDENCE OF DISSENT. YOUR ANSWER MAY 
  ALSO BE MATCHED AGAINST PAST AND FUTURE TERRORIST INCIDENTS.
  YES
  NO
  DO YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO CARRY OUT THE ABOVE ATTACK? 
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU IGNORED THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN ABOVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION 
  BASED ON YOUR CURRENT EQUIPMENT AND SITUATION.
  IF YES, PLEASE GIVE THIS FORM TO THE NEAREST SECURITY OFFICER, THEN LIE DOWN ON THE 
  FLOOR. PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
  I DESERVE TRAVEL PAPERS MORE THAN MY FELLOW CITIZENS BECAUSE…? (25 WORDS EXACTLY)
  TIEBREAKER >>>
  
  CORE INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
  I
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  ALPHA 
  COMPLEX
  Y
  F O R M
  NAME: 
  HOME SECTOR: 
  CLONE#:
  GENDER: 
  SECURITY CLEARANCE: 
  GUNS
  PSYCHOLOGY
  CHARM
  ENGINEER
  MELEE
  BUREAUCRACY
  INTIMIDATE
  PROGRAM
  ATHLETICS
  SCIENCE
  BLUFF
  OPERATE
  THROW
  ALPHA COMPLEX
  ZB
  STEALTH
  DEMOLITIONS
  HURT
  INJURED
  MAIMED
  DEAD
  DEVELOPMENT >>>
  SKILLS >>>
  WELLBEING >>>
  EQUIPMENT >>>
  STATS >>>
  MOXIE >>>
  WOUNDS >>>
  MEMORY >>>
  TREASON STARS:
  VIOLENCE:
  CHUTZPAH:
  BRAINS:
  MECHANICS:
  XP POINTS:
  /// PART TWO
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  /// PART FIVE
  PERSONALITY: 
  
  NAME OF THE ACCUSED CLONE: 
  NAME OF THE ACCUSING CLONE:
  DESTRUCTION OR DEFACEMENT OF 
  COMPUTER PROPERTY
  THEFT OR HOARDING OF COMPUTER 
  PROPERTY/SERVICES
  INJURY OR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT 
  OF FELLOW CITIZEN(S)
  TERRORIST ACTIVITIES
  WRONGFUL ACCUSATION OF TREASON
  POSSESSION OF TREASONOUS ITEMS
  POSSESSION OR DISTRIBUTION OF 
  TREASONOUS PROPAGANDA
  POSSESSION OR USE OF UNREGISTERED 
  MUTANT POWER
  MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET SOCIETY
  BREACH OF SECURITY CLEARANCE
  FAILURE TO REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO REPORT FAILURE TO 
  REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO OBEY AN ORDER 
  FAILURE TO FOLLOW CORRECT ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO CORRECTLY FOLLOW ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH REGULATION 
  135.17/69A-12C
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  NATURE OF ACCUSATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
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  FAILURE TO REPORT TO DETENTION OR 
  COMPULSORY CALISTHENICS
  PUTTING FIZZ-WIZZ IN A HIGH 
  PROGRAMMER’S SHOWER HEAD OR 
  ELSEWHERE
  BRIBERY OR PROFITEERING
  CONSPIRACY OR SEDITION
  COUNTERFEITING OR FORGERY
  ILLEGAL COMPUTER INTRUSION OR 
  HACKING
  KIDNAPPING OR DETENTION OF 
  CITIZEN WITHOUT COMPUTER 
  PERMISSION
  OBSTRUCTING AN INTSEC OR 
  TROUBLESHOOTER MISSION
  FALSIFYING INFORMATION OR FAILURE 
  TO CORRECTLY FILL A FORM
  RESISTING HYGENIC PROCESSING OR 
  MEDICAL TREATMENT
  LEAVING A SECTOR WITHOUT A SECTOR 
  TRANSFER OR OTHER AUTHORIZATION
  TREASON BY THOUGHT, WORD OR DEED
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY) 
  
  ARE YOU ONE OF THE WITNESSES ABOVE?
  IF YES, COULD YOU HAVE STOPPED THE ACCUSED FROM COMMITTING TREASON? WHY DIDN’T 
  YOU?
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU ACCEPT THE TESTIMONY OF THE NAMED WITNESSES? COULD ONE OF 
  THEM BE LYING TO YOU? WHAT SUPPORTING EVIDENCE CAN YOU PROVIDE?
  DID YOU NOTICE IF THE ACCUSED WAS DRINKING THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? DID 
  ANY OF THE WITNESSES DRINK THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? NOTE ANY CHANGES IN 
  BEHAVIOUR SUBSEQUENT TO CONSUMPTION.
  DID YOU TRY THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? IF SO, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT?
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  WITNESSES TO TREASONOUS ACT >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THE ACT OF TREASON COMMITTED. LIST ALL CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  LIST ANY MOTIVES YOU SUSPECT THE ACCUSED MAY HAVE HAD. LIST ALL OPPORTUNITIES AND 
  SITUATION WHICH ALLOWED THE TREASONOUS ACT TO OCCUR. LIST ALL CITIZENS ASSOCIATED 
  WITH THE ACCUSED WITHIN THE LAST 100 CYCLES. LIST THE REASON YOU THINK CITIZENS 
  COMMIT TREASON. LIST THE TIMES THAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING TREASON. LIST 
  THE CITIZENS THAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THAT HAVE COMMITTED TREASON. LIST THE OTHER 
  CITIZENS YOU ASSOCIATE WITH.
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  YES
  NO
  
  HAS THE ABOVE ERROR BEEN CORRECTED TO 
  THE SATISFACTION OF THE COMPUTER OR ITS 
  DULY AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVES?
  DID YOU IMMEDIATELY INFORM THE COMPUTER 
  OF THE INCORRECT XP POINT AWARD?
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  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CPU/5533/30-B
  DETAILS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES - BUT NOT RELEVANT TO XP POINT CLAIM
  DON’T KNOW
  NO
  NO
  YES, BUT I AM UNHAPPY WITH THE 
  RESOLUTION OF MY PROBLEM
  YES, BUT I WAS INSTRUCTED TO 
  FILL OUT FORM CPU/5533/30-B
  NO
  NO
  INCORRECT XP POINTS AWARDED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO CEREBRAL CORETECH FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO NETWORK FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF INSUFFICIENT EVIDENCE OF HEROIC DEED 
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF ONGOING INTERNAL SECURITY INVESTIGATION OF 
  HEROIC DEED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED FOR REASONS ABOVE MY SECURITY CLEARANCE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF COMPLAINTS BY FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS
  SELECT THE ERROR MOST APPLICABLE TO YOUR CLAIM >>>
  IS THIS CLAIM RELATED TO A PREVIOUS CLONE?
  IF YES, WAS THAT PREVIOUS CLONE DEEMED 
  TREASONOUS, MUTATED OR OTHERWISE 
  DEFECTIVE? 
  
   
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  E  
   
  IF YOU EARNED AN ACHIEVEMENT, 
  ENTER THE ACHIEVEMENT NAME HERE:
  ACHIEVEMENTS >>>
  /// PART THREE
  YES
  NO
  VETERAN FORM-FILLER
  EXPERT FORM-FILLER
  FILED 1000 CPU/5533/30-C FORMS
  NUISANCE FORM-FILLER 
  DISREGARD
  TRUSTWORTHY CITIZEN 
  AUTO-APPROVE
  ILLUMINATED 
  HAVE YOU EARNED ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACHIEVEMENTS?
  WERE ANY OF THESE ACHIEVEMENTS EARNED BY 
  PREVIOUS CLONES?
  IF YES, WERE ANY OF THOSE CLONES TERMINATED FOR TREASON? EXPLAIN WHY YOU BELIEVE 
  THAT YOU CONTINUE TO DESERVE THE ACHIEVEMENT AND AWARDED XP POINTS, CONSIDERING THAT 
  THE TREASONOUS CLONE WAS ACTING TO SABOTAGE ALPHA COMPLEX AND THE COMPUTER AND WAS 
  DESERVEDLY TERMINATED. IS CONTINUING TO CLAIM THOSE XP POINTS TANTAMOUNT TO TREASON 
  ON YOUR PART? EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING. 
  IF NO, CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THE FAILURE OF YOUR PREVIOUS CLONES TO EARN ANY 
  ACHIEVEMENTS WHATSOEVER? DO YOU CURRENTLY FEEL UNMOTIVATED, UNENTHUSIASTIC OR 
  UNHAPPY? LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE ON. LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE NOT ON.
  
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  /// PART FOUR
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP AWARD, DESCRIBE THE HEROIC DEED WARRANTING AN XP 
  POINT AWARD IN DETAIL. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY TRAITORS IDENTIFIED, ARRESTED OR 
  TERMINATED. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY OTHER CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP POINT AWARD, SELECT YOUR DESIRED REQUISITION IN 
  ADVANCE. NOTE THAT IF YOUR XP POINT ASYNCHRONOUS CLAIM IS DENIED, YOU WILL BE LIABLE 
  FOR ANY XP POINT OVERSPEND AND CORRECTIVE MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN.
  SPARE POWER PACK (30 XP)
  ICON SETS, WALLPAPER AND THEMES FOR CEREBRAL CORETECH (3 XP)
  BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE (5 XP)
  CALMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE (1000 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE WITH CAKE (1100 XP)
  CLAMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY: 
  XP POINT COST:
  
  DOCBOC 
  SCRUBBOT 
  BIOLOGICAL WASTE REPROCESSING & 
  REPLACEMENT CLONE
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  IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH YOUR OWN CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX A AND THE NAME OF SUPERVISING TEAMMATE IN 
  BOX B. IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH THE CEREBRAL CORETECH OF ANOTHER 
  CITIZEN, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX B AND THE NAME OF THE AFFLICTED CITIZEN IN 
  BOX A. DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING ELSE IN THESE BOXES. 
  A
  B
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CORETECH CONCERNS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH AUTONOMIC FUNCTIONS 
  (RESPIRATION, CARDIAC REGULATION, PUPILLARY RESPONSE, BLADDER CONTROL? 
  IF SO, SELECT THE ASSISTANCE REQUIRED:
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH YOUR VISION? CAN YOU SEE 
  ALL FOUR PATTERNS BELOW? TICK ANY APPROPRIATE BOXES.
  IF THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH HAS LEFT YOU UNABLE TO FILL IN FORMS, 
  PLEASE TICK THIS BOX: 
  YES
  NO
  HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING THE CEREBRAL CORETECH 
  WITH AN APPROVED BLUDGEONING TOOL?
  I AM
  TRAITOR
  
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH AFFECT YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES OR 
  REACTIONS? DOES IT AFFECT YOUR DOWNLOADED MEMORIES OR PERSONALITY ENGRAM? HOW DO YOU 
  KNOW? ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU ARE PERCEIVING THIS FORM CORRECTLY? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE 
  ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS? PLEASE PROVE YOUR ONTOLOGICAL EXISTENCE IN 50 WORDS 
  OR LESS. 
  HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO ANY VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-ALTERING PROPAGANDA, 
  PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE VIRUSES? PROVIDE 
  COMPREHENSIVE PROOF.
  HAVE ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR TEAM BEEN EXPOSED TO VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-
  ALTERING PROPAGANDA, PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE 
  VIRUSES? DO YOU SUSPECT ANYONE OF SUCH EXPOSURE? PROVIDE NAMES AND EVIDENCE. 
  
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  DID THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE ON 
  THE MISSION? IF YES, DOES THE ISSUE CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE? IF SO, PLEASE FILL 
  OUT AN ACCUSATION OF TREASON FORM. IF THE ISSUE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE, 
  EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE UNWILLING TO OVERCOME THESE OBSTACLES IN A MANNER BEFITTING 
  A TROUBLESHOOTER? IF THE ISSUE DID NOT INTERFERE WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE, EXPLAIN 
  WHY THAT PARTICULAR FUNCTION OF YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH IS A REDUNDANT WASTE OF 
  RESOURCES. WASTING RESOURCES IS TREASON. 
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES
  NO
  NO
  NO
  NO
  DID YOU DRINK BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE WITHIN THE 
  EIGHT HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH?
  DID YOU SUFFER A CRANIAL INJURY WITHIN THE EIGHT 
  HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH?
  IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO BOTH THE ABOVE QUESTIONS, 
  DID ONE LEAD TO THE OTHER? 
  WIDESPREAD USE OF CEREBRAL CORETECH WILL LEAD TO 
  LESS PAPERWORK AND FORMFILLING? STUDIES HAVE SHOWN 
  THAT 84% OF FORMS ARE REDUNDANT AND/OR INEFFICIENT. 
  STUDIES HAVE ALSO SHOWN THAT 24.2% OF TRAITORS ARE 
  IDENTIFIED BY MISTAKES IN FORM-FILLING PAPERWORK. 
  WITH ALL THIS IN MIND, AND TAKING YOUR OWN ISSUES 
  INTO ACCOUNT, DO YOU SUPPORT THE EXPANSION OF THE 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH PROGRAM?
  EXTRA INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART THREE
  
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  COMPLEX
  S E C T O R
  R
   
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  REASON FOR JOURNEY >>>
  CPU/54353353/222-DS2-C 
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  SECTOR OF ORIGIN: 
  SECTOR OF DESTINATION: 
  TRAVEL PAPER TYPE SELECTED >>>
  ONE JOURNEY
  RETURN JOURNEY
  MULTI-SECTOR PASS SINGLE MODE 
  MULTIPLE MODE 
  CITIZEN’S TRAVELSAVER PASS  
  PRIORITY TRANSIT ULTRA PRIORITY 
  TRANSIT
  SMOKING
  WAIVER
  SENIOR CITIZEN
  WORK
  (PLEASE ATTACH FORM CPU/54353353/255-DS4-Q, COMPLETED BY YOUR SUPERVISOR)
  PLEASURE
  (PLEASE INDICATE WHY YOU BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE HAPPIER IN ANOTHER SECTOR)
  ORDER BY SUPERIOR 
  (PLEASE ATTACH A COPY OF THE ORDER)
  DRAFTED BY ARMED FORCES
  (ONLY FOR TRANSIT TO ARMED FORCES TRAINING CENTERS)
  REPORTING FOR BRIEFING 
  (PLEASE ATTACH MISSION ALERT)
  REPORTING FOR TERMINATION
  OTHER - (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  
  INAPPROPRIATE ENTRIES (PLEASE TICK AS APPROPRIATE) >>>
  ESTIMATED TRAVEL TIME >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  LESS THAN ONE MINUTE 
  LESS THAN TEN MINUTES 
  LESS THAN ONE HOUR 
  LESS THAN ONE CYCLE 
  I AM CARRYING EXPLOSIVE OR 
  DANGEROUS MATERIALS
  I AM A REGISTERED MUTANT
  I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 
  BIOHAZARDOUS OR RADIO-ACTIVE 
  MATERIAL 
  I GET TRAVEL-SICK
  I PACKED MY BAGS MYSELF 
  I KEPT MY BAGS UNDER SUPERVISION 
  AT ALL TIMES
  I AM CARRYING UNREGISTERED 
  FOODSTUFFS 
  I REQUIRE PERSONAL SPACE
  I AM CARRYING ELECTRONIC STORAGE 
  DEVICES, INCLUDING PDCS, DISCS, 
  CYBERIMPLANTS OR ACTIVE NEURONS
  I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR 
  THESE TO BE SCANNED, PROBED OR 
  ERASED AS NECESSARY TO PREVENT 
  FILESHARING
  I HAVE NOT READ ALL THE SAFETY 
  DOCUMENTATION AND INSTRUCTIONS 
  I AM RED OR HIGHER CLEARANCE 
  I AM NOT TRAVELING WITH OTHERS 
  MY BODY ODOR EXCEEDS STANDARD 
  SAFETY TOLERANCES
  IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCY, I AM 
  NOT QUALIFIED OR WILLING TO OFFER 
  AID TO MY FELLOW TRAVELERS
  I AM NOW OR HAVE BEEN A COMMUNIST, 
  MUTANT, TRAITOR, DAIV VECTOR, 
  TERRORIST OR SMOKER
  I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED 
  IN FILLING OUT SURVEYS AND 
  QUESTIONNAIRES TO IMPROVE THE 
  SERVICE OFFERED BY THE ALPHA 
  COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM
  I AM NOT INTERESTED IN 
  PARTICIPATING IN TESTING OF NEW 
  AND IMPROVED SERVICES OFFERED BY 
  THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT 
  SYSTEM 
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  IF YOU PLAN TO ANWSER ONE OR MORE 
  CYCLES (PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU 
  ARE LEAVING ALPHA COMPLEX, AS 
  NO TRANSIT TAKES MORE THAN ONE 
  CYCLE.)
  I ACCEPT THAT UNAVOIDABLE DELAYS AND TECHNICAL PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY TERRORISM 
  AND SABOTAGE, AND THAT THIS DOES NOT CHANGE MY ANSWER ABOVE.
  
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  HYPOTHETICAL >>>
  /// PART FIVE
  AS AN EXPERIENCED TROUBLESHOOTER, TRAINED IN DEALING WITH DANGEROUS SITUATIONS, 
  PLEASE DESCRIBE HOW YOU WOULD BYPASS SECURITY IN ORDER TO SABOTAGE OR SMUGGLE AN 
  EXPLOSIVE DEVICE ONTO THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM. BE SPECIFIC. THINK 
  ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD COMMIT TREASON RIGHT NOW. YOUR ANSWER WILL BE USED TO IMPROVE 
  SECURITY AND PREVENT FUTURE ATTACKS ON ALPHA COMPLEX INFRASTRUCTURE; FAILURE TO 
  ANSWER OR DELIBERATE EVASIONS WILL BE TAKEN AS EVIDENCE OF DISSENT. YOUR ANSWER MAY 
  ALSO BE MATCHED AGAINST PAST AND FUTURE TERRORIST INCIDENTS.
  YES
  NO
  DO YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO CARRY OUT THE ABOVE ATTACK? 
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU IGNORED THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN ABOVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION 
  BASED ON YOUR CURRENT EQUIPMENT AND SITUATION.
  IF YES, PLEASE GIVE THIS FORM TO THE NEAREST SECURITY OFFICER, THEN LIE DOWN ON THE 
  FLOOR. PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
  I DESERVE TRAVEL PAPERS MORE THAN MY FELLOW CITIZENS BECAUSE…? (25 WORDS EXACTLY)
  TIEBREAKER >>>
  
  CORE INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
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  COMPLEX
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  NAME: 
  HOME SECTOR: 
  CLONE#:
  GENDER: 
  SECURITY CLEARANCE: 
  GUNS
  PSYCHOLOGY
  CHARM
  ENGINEER
  MELEE
  BUREAUCRACY
  INTIMIDATE
  PROGRAM
  ATHLETICS
  SCIENCE
  BLUFF
  OPERATE
  THROW
  ALPHA COMPLEX
  ZB
  STEALTH
  DEMOLITIONS
  HURT
  INJURED
  MAIMED
  DEAD
  DEVELOPMENT >>>
  SKILLS >>>
  WELLBEING >>>
  EQUIPMENT >>>
  STATS >>>
  MOXIE >>>
  WOUNDS >>>
  MEMORY >>>
  TREASON STARS:
  VIOLENCE:
  CHUTZPAH:
  BRAINS:
  MECHANICS:
  XP POINTS:
  /// PART TWO
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  /// PART FIVE
  PERSONALITY: 
  
  NAME OF THE ACCUSED CLONE: 
  NAME OF THE ACCUSING CLONE:
  DESTRUCTION OR DEFACEMENT OF 
  COMPUTER PROPERTY
  THEFT OR HOARDING OF COMPUTER 
  PROPERTY/SERVICES
  INJURY OR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT 
  OF FELLOW CITIZEN(S)
  TERRORIST ACTIVITIES
  WRONGFUL ACCUSATION OF TREASON
  POSSESSION OF TREASONOUS ITEMS
  POSSESSION OR DISTRIBUTION OF 
  TREASONOUS PROPAGANDA
  POSSESSION OR USE OF UNREGISTERED 
  MUTANT POWER
  MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET SOCIETY
  BREACH OF SECURITY CLEARANCE
  FAILURE TO REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO REPORT FAILURE TO 
  REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO OBEY AN ORDER 
  FAILURE TO FOLLOW CORRECT ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO CORRECTLY FOLLOW ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH REGULATION 
  135.17/69A-12C
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  NATURE OF ACCUSATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
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  FAILURE TO MAINTAIN PROPER 
  HYGENIC STANDARD
  FAILURE TO REPORT TO DETENTION OR 
  COMPULSORY CALISTHENICS
  PUTTING FIZZ-WIZZ IN A HIGH 
  PROGRAMMER’S SHOWER HEAD OR 
  ELSEWHERE
  BRIBERY OR PROFITEERING
  CONSPIRACY OR SEDITION
  COUNTERFEITING OR FORGERY
  ILLEGAL COMPUTER INTRUSION OR 
  HACKING
  KIDNAPPING OR DETENTION OF 
  CITIZEN WITHOUT COMPUTER 
  PERMISSION
  OBSTRUCTING AN INTSEC OR 
  TROUBLESHOOTER MISSION
  FALSIFYING INFORMATION OR FAILURE 
  TO CORRECTLY FILL A FORM
  RESISTING HYGENIC PROCESSING OR 
  MEDICAL TREATMENT
  LEAVING A SECTOR WITHOUT A SECTOR 
  TRANSFER OR OTHER AUTHORIZATION
  TREASON BY THOUGHT, WORD OR DEED
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY) 
  
  ARE YOU ONE OF THE WITNESSES ABOVE?
  IF YES, COULD YOU HAVE STOPPED THE ACCUSED FROM COMMITTING TREASON? WHY DIDN’T 
  YOU?
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU ACCEPT THE TESTIMONY OF THE NAMED WITNESSES? COULD ONE OF 
  THEM BE LYING TO YOU? WHAT SUPPORTING EVIDENCE CAN YOU PROVIDE?
  DID YOU NOTICE IF THE ACCUSED WAS DRINKING THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? DID 
  ANY OF THE WITNESSES DRINK THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? NOTE ANY CHANGES IN 
  BEHAVIOUR SUBSEQUENT TO CONSUMPTION.
  DID YOU TRY THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? IF SO, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT?
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  WITNESSES TO TREASONOUS ACT >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THE ACT OF TREASON COMMITTED. LIST ALL CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  LIST ANY MOTIVES YOU SUSPECT THE ACCUSED MAY HAVE HAD. LIST ALL OPPORTUNITIES AND 
  SITUATION WHICH ALLOWED THE TREASONOUS ACT TO OCCUR. LIST ALL CITIZENS ASSOCIATED 
  WITH THE ACCUSED WITHIN THE LAST 100 CYCLES. LIST THE REASON YOU THINK CITIZENS 
  COMMIT TREASON. LIST THE TIMES THAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING TREASON. LIST 
  THE CITIZENS THAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THAT HAVE COMMITTED TREASON. LIST THE OTHER 
  CITIZENS YOU ASSOCIATE WITH.
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  YES
  NO
  
  HAS THE ABOVE ERROR BEEN CORRECTED TO 
  THE SATISFACTION OF THE COMPUTER OR ITS 
  DULY AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVES?
  DID YOU IMMEDIATELY INFORM THE COMPUTER 
  OF THE INCORRECT XP POINT AWARD?
  B
   
   
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  COMPLEX
   
   
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  A
   
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  NAME OF CLAIMANT: 
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CPU/5533/30-B
  DETAILS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES - BUT NOT RELEVANT TO XP POINT CLAIM
  DON’T KNOW
  NO
  NO
  YES, BUT I AM UNHAPPY WITH THE 
  RESOLUTION OF MY PROBLEM
  YES, BUT I WAS INSTRUCTED TO 
  FILL OUT FORM CPU/5533/30-B
  NO
  NO
  INCORRECT XP POINTS AWARDED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO CEREBRAL CORETECH FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO NETWORK FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF INSUFFICIENT EVIDENCE OF HEROIC DEED 
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF ONGOING INTERNAL SECURITY INVESTIGATION OF 
  HEROIC DEED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED FOR REASONS ABOVE MY SECURITY CLEARANCE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF COMPLAINTS BY FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS
  SELECT THE ERROR MOST APPLICABLE TO YOUR CLAIM >>>
  IS THIS CLAIM RELATED TO A PREVIOUS CLONE?
  IF YES, WAS THAT PREVIOUS CLONE DEEMED 
  TREASONOUS, MUTATED OR OTHERWISE 
  DEFECTIVE? 
  
   
  T E
   
  E  
   
  IF YOU EARNED AN ACHIEVEMENT, 
  ENTER THE ACHIEVEMENT NAME HERE:
  ACHIEVEMENTS >>>
  /// PART THREE
  YES
  NO
  VETERAN FORM-FILLER
  EXPERT FORM-FILLER
  FILED 1000 CPU/5533/30-C FORMS
  NUISANCE FORM-FILLER 
  DISREGARD
  TRUSTWORTHY CITIZEN 
  AUTO-APPROVE
  ILLUMINATED 
  HAVE YOU EARNED ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACHIEVEMENTS?
  WERE ANY OF THESE ACHIEVEMENTS EARNED BY 
  PREVIOUS CLONES?
  IF YES, WERE ANY OF THOSE CLONES TERMINATED FOR TREASON? EXPLAIN WHY YOU BELIEVE 
  THAT YOU CONTINUE TO DESERVE THE ACHIEVEMENT AND AWARDED XP POINTS, CONSIDERING THAT 
  THE TREASONOUS CLONE WAS ACTING TO SABOTAGE ALPHA COMPLEX AND THE COMPUTER AND WAS 
  DESERVEDLY TERMINATED. IS CONTINUING TO CLAIM THOSE XP POINTS TANTAMOUNT TO TREASON 
  ON YOUR PART? EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING. 
  IF NO, CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THE FAILURE OF YOUR PREVIOUS CLONES TO EARN ANY 
  ACHIEVEMENTS WHATSOEVER? DO YOU CURRENTLY FEEL UNMOTIVATED, UNENTHUSIASTIC OR 
  UNHAPPY? LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE ON. LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE NOT ON.
  
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  /// PART FOUR
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP AWARD, DESCRIBE THE HEROIC DEED WARRANTING AN XP 
  POINT AWARD IN DETAIL. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY TRAITORS IDENTIFIED, ARRESTED OR 
  TERMINATED. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY OTHER CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP POINT AWARD, SELECT YOUR DESIRED REQUISITION IN 
  ADVANCE. NOTE THAT IF YOUR XP POINT ASYNCHRONOUS CLAIM IS DENIED, YOU WILL BE LIABLE 
  FOR ANY XP POINT OVERSPEND AND CORRECTIVE MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN.
  SPARE POWER PACK (30 XP)
  ICON SETS, WALLPAPER AND THEMES FOR CEREBRAL CORETECH (3 XP)
  BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE (5 XP)
  CALMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE (1000 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE WITH CAKE (1100 XP)
  CLAMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY: 
  XP POINT COST:
  
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  CORETECH, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX A AND THE NAME OF SUPERVISING TEAMMATE IN 
  BOX B. IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH THE CEREBRAL CORETECH OF ANOTHER 
  CITIZEN, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX B AND THE NAME OF THE AFFLICTED CITIZEN IN 
  BOX A. DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING ELSE IN THESE BOXES. 
  A
  B
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CORETECH CONCERNS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH AUTONOMIC FUNCTIONS 
  (RESPIRATION, CARDIAC REGULATION, PUPILLARY RESPONSE, BLADDER CONTROL? 
  IF SO, SELECT THE ASSISTANCE REQUIRED:
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH YOUR VISION? CAN YOU SEE 
  ALL FOUR PATTERNS BELOW? TICK ANY APPROPRIATE BOXES.
  IF THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH HAS LEFT YOU UNABLE TO FILL IN FORMS, 
  PLEASE TICK THIS BOX: 
  YES
  NO
  HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING THE CEREBRAL CORETECH 
  WITH AN APPROVED BLUDGEONING TOOL?
  I AM
  TRAITOR
  
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH AFFECT YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES OR 
  REACTIONS? DOES IT AFFECT YOUR DOWNLOADED MEMORIES OR PERSONALITY ENGRAM? HOW DO YOU 
  KNOW? ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU ARE PERCEIVING THIS FORM CORRECTLY? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE 
  ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS? PLEASE PROVE YOUR ONTOLOGICAL EXISTENCE IN 50 WORDS 
  OR LESS. 
  HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO ANY VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-ALTERING PROPAGANDA, 
  PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE VIRUSES? PROVIDE 
  COMPREHENSIVE PROOF.
  HAVE ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR TEAM BEEN EXPOSED TO VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-
  ALTERING PROPAGANDA, PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE 
  VIRUSES? DO YOU SUSPECT ANYONE OF SUCH EXPOSURE? PROVIDE NAMES AND EVIDENCE. 
  
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  THE MISSION? IF YES, DOES THE ISSUE CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE? IF SO, PLEASE FILL 
  OUT AN ACCUSATION OF TREASON FORM. IF THE ISSUE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE, 
  EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE UNWILLING TO OVERCOME THESE OBSTACLES IN A MANNER BEFITTING 
  A TROUBLESHOOTER? IF THE ISSUE DID NOT INTERFERE WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE, EXPLAIN 
  WHY THAT PARTICULAR FUNCTION OF YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH IS A REDUNDANT WASTE OF 
  RESOURCES. WASTING RESOURCES IS TREASON. 
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES
  NO
  NO
  NO
  NO
  DID YOU DRINK BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE WITHIN THE 
  EIGHT HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH?
  DID YOU SUFFER A CRANIAL INJURY WITHIN THE EIGHT 
  HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH?
  IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO BOTH THE ABOVE QUESTIONS, 
  DID ONE LEAD TO THE OTHER? 
  WIDESPREAD USE OF CEREBRAL CORETECH WILL LEAD TO 
  LESS PAPERWORK AND FORMFILLING? STUDIES HAVE SHOWN 
  THAT 84% OF FORMS ARE REDUNDANT AND/OR INEFFICIENT. 
  STUDIES HAVE ALSO SHOWN THAT 24.2% OF TRAITORS ARE 
  IDENTIFIED BY MISTAKES IN FORM-FILLING PAPERWORK. 
  WITH ALL THIS IN MIND, AND TAKING YOUR OWN ISSUES 
  INTO ACCOUNT, DO YOU SUPPORT THE EXPANSION OF THE 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH PROGRAM?
  EXTRA INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART THREE
  
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  REASON FOR JOURNEY >>>
  CPU/54353353/222-DS2-C 
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  SECTOR OF ORIGIN: 
  SECTOR OF DESTINATION: 
  TRAVEL PAPER TYPE SELECTED >>>
  ONE JOURNEY
  RETURN JOURNEY
  MULTI-SECTOR PASS SINGLE MODE 
  MULTIPLE MODE 
  CITIZEN’S TRAVELSAVER PASS  
  PRIORITY TRANSIT ULTRA PRIORITY 
  TRANSIT
  SMOKING
  WAIVER
  SENIOR CITIZEN
  WORK
  (PLEASE ATTACH FORM CPU/54353353/255-DS4-Q, COMPLETED BY YOUR SUPERVISOR)
  PLEASURE
  (PLEASE INDICATE WHY YOU BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE HAPPIER IN ANOTHER SECTOR)
  ORDER BY SUPERIOR 
  (PLEASE ATTACH A COPY OF THE ORDER)
  DRAFTED BY ARMED FORCES
  (ONLY FOR TRANSIT TO ARMED FORCES TRAINING CENTERS)
  REPORTING FOR BRIEFING 
  (PLEASE ATTACH MISSION ALERT)
  REPORTING FOR TERMINATION
  OTHER - (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  
  INAPPROPRIATE ENTRIES (PLEASE TICK AS APPROPRIATE) >>>
  ESTIMATED TRAVEL TIME >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  LESS THAN ONE MINUTE 
  LESS THAN TEN MINUTES 
  LESS THAN ONE HOUR 
  LESS THAN ONE CYCLE 
  I AM CARRYING EXPLOSIVE OR 
  DANGEROUS MATERIALS
  I AM A REGISTERED MUTANT
  I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 
  BIOHAZARDOUS OR RADIO-ACTIVE 
  MATERIAL 
  I GET TRAVEL-SICK
  I PACKED MY BAGS MYSELF 
  I KEPT MY BAGS UNDER SUPERVISION 
  AT ALL TIMES
  I AM CARRYING UNREGISTERED 
  FOODSTUFFS 
  I REQUIRE PERSONAL SPACE
  I AM CARRYING ELECTRONIC STORAGE 
  DEVICES, INCLUDING PDCS, DISCS, 
  CYBERIMPLANTS OR ACTIVE NEURONS
  I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR 
  THESE TO BE SCANNED, PROBED OR 
  ERASED AS NECESSARY TO PREVENT 
  FILESHARING
  I HAVE NOT READ ALL THE SAFETY 
  DOCUMENTATION AND INSTRUCTIONS 
  I AM RED OR HIGHER CLEARANCE 
  I AM NOT TRAVELING WITH OTHERS 
  MY BODY ODOR EXCEEDS STANDARD 
  SAFETY TOLERANCES
  IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCY, I AM 
  NOT QUALIFIED OR WILLING TO OFFER 
  AID TO MY FELLOW TRAVELERS
  I AM NOW OR HAVE BEEN A COMMUNIST, 
  MUTANT, TRAITOR, DAIV VECTOR, 
  TERRORIST OR SMOKER
  I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED 
  IN FILLING OUT SURVEYS AND 
  QUESTIONNAIRES TO IMPROVE THE 
  SERVICE OFFERED BY THE ALPHA 
  COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM
  I AM NOT INTERESTED IN 
  PARTICIPATING IN TESTING OF NEW 
  AND IMPROVED SERVICES OFFERED BY 
  THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT 
  SYSTEM 
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  IF YOU PLAN TO ANWSER ONE OR MORE 
  CYCLES (PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU 
  ARE LEAVING ALPHA COMPLEX, AS 
  NO TRANSIT TAKES MORE THAN ONE 
  CYCLE.)
  I ACCEPT THAT UNAVOIDABLE DELAYS AND TECHNICAL PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY TERRORISM 
  AND SABOTAGE, AND THAT THIS DOES NOT CHANGE MY ANSWER ABOVE.
  
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  /// PART FIVE
  AS AN EXPERIENCED TROUBLESHOOTER, TRAINED IN DEALING WITH DANGEROUS SITUATIONS, 
  PLEASE DESCRIBE HOW YOU WOULD BYPASS SECURITY IN ORDER TO SABOTAGE OR SMUGGLE AN 
  EXPLOSIVE DEVICE ONTO THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM. BE SPECIFIC. THINK 
  ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD COMMIT TREASON RIGHT NOW. YOUR ANSWER WILL BE USED TO IMPROVE 
  SECURITY AND PREVENT FUTURE ATTACKS ON ALPHA COMPLEX INFRASTRUCTURE; FAILURE TO 
  ANSWER OR DELIBERATE EVASIONS WILL BE TAKEN AS EVIDENCE OF DISSENT. YOUR ANSWER MAY 
  ALSO BE MATCHED AGAINST PAST AND FUTURE TERRORIST INCIDENTS.
  YES
  NO
  DO YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO CARRY OUT THE ABOVE ATTACK? 
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU IGNORED THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN ABOVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION 
  BASED ON YOUR CURRENT EQUIPMENT AND SITUATION.
  IF YES, PLEASE GIVE THIS FORM TO THE NEAREST SECURITY OFFICER, THEN LIE DOWN ON THE 
  FLOOR. PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
  I DESERVE TRAVEL PAPERS MORE THAN MY FELLOW CITIZENS BECAUSE…? (25 WORDS EXACTLY)
  TIEBREAKER >>>
  
  CORE INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
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  NAME: 
  HOME SECTOR: 
  CLONE#:
  GENDER: 
  SECURITY CLEARANCE: 
  GUNS
  PSYCHOLOGY
  CHARM
  ENGINEER
  MELEE
  BUREAUCRACY
  INTIMIDATE
  PROGRAM
  ATHLETICS
  SCIENCE
  BLUFF
  OPERATE
  THROW
  ALPHA COMPLEX
  ZB
  STEALTH
  DEMOLITIONS
  HURT
  INJURED
  MAIMED
  DEAD
  DEVELOPMENT >>>
  SKILLS >>>
  WELLBEING >>>
  EQUIPMENT >>>
  STATS >>>
  MOXIE >>>
  WOUNDS >>>
  MEMORY >>>
  TREASON STARS:
  VIOLENCE:
  CHUTZPAH:
  BRAINS:
  MECHANICS:
  XP POINTS:
  /// PART TWO
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  /// PART FIVE
  PERSONALITY: 
  
  NAME OF THE ACCUSED CLONE: 
  NAME OF THE ACCUSING CLONE:
  DESTRUCTION OR DEFACEMENT OF 
  COMPUTER PROPERTY
  THEFT OR HOARDING OF COMPUTER 
  PROPERTY/SERVICES
  INJURY OR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT 
  OF FELLOW CITIZEN(S)
  TERRORIST ACTIVITIES
  WRONGFUL ACCUSATION OF TREASON
  POSSESSION OF TREASONOUS ITEMS
  POSSESSION OR DISTRIBUTION OF 
  TREASONOUS PROPAGANDA
  POSSESSION OR USE OF UNREGISTERED 
  MUTANT POWER
  MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET SOCIETY
  BREACH OF SECURITY CLEARANCE
  FAILURE TO REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO REPORT FAILURE TO 
  REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO OBEY AN ORDER 
  FAILURE TO FOLLOW CORRECT ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO CORRECTLY FOLLOW ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH REGULATION 
  135.17/69A-12C
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  NATURE OF ACCUSATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
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  FAILURE TO MAINTAIN PROPER 
  HYGENIC STANDARD
  FAILURE TO REPORT TO DETENTION OR 
  COMPULSORY CALISTHENICS
  PUTTING FIZZ-WIZZ IN A HIGH 
  PROGRAMMER’S SHOWER HEAD OR 
  ELSEWHERE
  BRIBERY OR PROFITEERING
  CONSPIRACY OR SEDITION
  COUNTERFEITING OR FORGERY
  ILLEGAL COMPUTER INTRUSION OR 
  HACKING
  KIDNAPPING OR DETENTION OF 
  CITIZEN WITHOUT COMPUTER 
  PERMISSION
  OBSTRUCTING AN INTSEC OR 
  TROUBLESHOOTER MISSION
  FALSIFYING INFORMATION OR FAILURE 
  TO CORRECTLY FILL A FORM
  RESISTING HYGENIC PROCESSING OR 
  MEDICAL TREATMENT
  LEAVING A SECTOR WITHOUT A SECTOR 
  TRANSFER OR OTHER AUTHORIZATION
  TREASON BY THOUGHT, WORD OR DEED
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY) 
  
  ARE YOU ONE OF THE WITNESSES ABOVE?
  IF YES, COULD YOU HAVE STOPPED THE ACCUSED FROM COMMITTING TREASON? WHY DIDN’T 
  YOU?
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU ACCEPT THE TESTIMONY OF THE NAMED WITNESSES? COULD ONE OF 
  THEM BE LYING TO YOU? WHAT SUPPORTING EVIDENCE CAN YOU PROVIDE?
  DID YOU NOTICE IF THE ACCUSED WAS DRINKING THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? DID 
  ANY OF THE WITNESSES DRINK THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? NOTE ANY CHANGES IN 
  BEHAVIOUR SUBSEQUENT TO CONSUMPTION.
  DID YOU TRY THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? IF SO, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT?
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  WITNESSES TO TREASONOUS ACT >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THE ACT OF TREASON COMMITTED. LIST ALL CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  LIST ANY MOTIVES YOU SUSPECT THE ACCUSED MAY HAVE HAD. LIST ALL OPPORTUNITIES AND 
  SITUATION WHICH ALLOWED THE TREASONOUS ACT TO OCCUR. LIST ALL CITIZENS ASSOCIATED 
  WITH THE ACCUSED WITHIN THE LAST 100 CYCLES. LIST THE REASON YOU THINK CITIZENS 
  COMMIT TREASON. LIST THE TIMES THAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING TREASON. LIST 
  THE CITIZENS THAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THAT HAVE COMMITTED TREASON. LIST THE OTHER 
  CITIZENS YOU ASSOCIATE WITH.
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  YES
  NO
  
  HAS THE ABOVE ERROR BEEN CORRECTED TO 
  THE SATISFACTION OF THE COMPUTER OR ITS 
  DULY AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVES?
  DID YOU IMMEDIATELY INFORM THE COMPUTER 
  OF THE INCORRECT XP POINT AWARD?
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  NAME OF CLAIMANT: 
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CPU/5533/30-B
  DETAILS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES - BUT NOT RELEVANT TO XP POINT CLAIM
  DON’T KNOW
  NO
  NO
  YES, BUT I AM UNHAPPY WITH THE 
  RESOLUTION OF MY PROBLEM
  YES, BUT I WAS INSTRUCTED TO 
  FILL OUT FORM CPU/5533/30-B
  NO
  NO
  INCORRECT XP POINTS AWARDED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO CEREBRAL CORETECH FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO NETWORK FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF INSUFFICIENT EVIDENCE OF HEROIC DEED 
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF ONGOING INTERNAL SECURITY INVESTIGATION OF 
  HEROIC DEED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED FOR REASONS ABOVE MY SECURITY CLEARANCE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF COMPLAINTS BY FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS
  SELECT THE ERROR MOST APPLICABLE TO YOUR CLAIM >>>
  IS THIS CLAIM RELATED TO A PREVIOUS CLONE?
  IF YES, WAS THAT PREVIOUS CLONE DEEMED 
  TREASONOUS, MUTATED OR OTHERWISE 
  DEFECTIVE? 
  
   
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  IF YOU EARNED AN ACHIEVEMENT, 
  ENTER THE ACHIEVEMENT NAME HERE:
  ACHIEVEMENTS >>>
  /// PART THREE
  YES
  NO
  VETERAN FORM-FILLER
  EXPERT FORM-FILLER
  FILED 1000 CPU/5533/30-C FORMS
  NUISANCE FORM-FILLER 
  DISREGARD
  TRUSTWORTHY CITIZEN 
  AUTO-APPROVE
  ILLUMINATED 
  HAVE YOU EARNED ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACHIEVEMENTS?
  WERE ANY OF THESE ACHIEVEMENTS EARNED BY 
  PREVIOUS CLONES?
  IF YES, WERE ANY OF THOSE CLONES TERMINATED FOR TREASON? EXPLAIN WHY YOU BELIEVE 
  THAT YOU CONTINUE TO DESERVE THE ACHIEVEMENT AND AWARDED XP POINTS, CONSIDERING THAT 
  THE TREASONOUS CLONE WAS ACTING TO SABOTAGE ALPHA COMPLEX AND THE COMPUTER AND WAS 
  DESERVEDLY TERMINATED. IS CONTINUING TO CLAIM THOSE XP POINTS TANTAMOUNT TO TREASON 
  ON YOUR PART? EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING. 
  IF NO, CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THE FAILURE OF YOUR PREVIOUS CLONES TO EARN ANY 
  ACHIEVEMENTS WHATSOEVER? DO YOU CURRENTLY FEEL UNMOTIVATED, UNENTHUSIASTIC OR 
  UNHAPPY? LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE ON. LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE NOT ON.
  
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  /// PART FOUR
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP AWARD, DESCRIBE THE HEROIC DEED WARRANTING AN XP 
  POINT AWARD IN DETAIL. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY TRAITORS IDENTIFIED, ARRESTED OR 
  TERMINATED. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY OTHER CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP POINT AWARD, SELECT YOUR DESIRED REQUISITION IN 
  ADVANCE. NOTE THAT IF YOUR XP POINT ASYNCHRONOUS CLAIM IS DENIED, YOU WILL BE LIABLE 
  FOR ANY XP POINT OVERSPEND AND CORRECTIVE MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN.
  SPARE POWER PACK (30 XP)
  ICON SETS, WALLPAPER AND THEMES FOR CEREBRAL CORETECH (3 XP)
  BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE (5 XP)
  CALMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE (1000 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE WITH CAKE (1100 XP)
  CLAMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY: 
  XP POINT COST:
  
  DOCBOC 
  SCRUBBOT 
  BIOLOGICAL WASTE REPROCESSING & 
  REPLACEMENT CLONE
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  IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH YOUR OWN CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX A AND THE NAME OF SUPERVISING TEAMMATE IN 
  BOX B. IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH THE CEREBRAL CORETECH OF ANOTHER 
  CITIZEN, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX B AND THE NAME OF THE AFFLICTED CITIZEN IN 
  BOX A. DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING ELSE IN THESE BOXES. 
  A
  B
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CORETECH CONCERNS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH AUTONOMIC FUNCTIONS 
  (RESPIRATION, CARDIAC REGULATION, PUPILLARY RESPONSE, BLADDER CONTROL? 
  IF SO, SELECT THE ASSISTANCE REQUIRED:
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH YOUR VISION? CAN YOU SEE 
  ALL FOUR PATTERNS BELOW? TICK ANY APPROPRIATE BOXES.
  IF THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH HAS LEFT YOU UNABLE TO FILL IN FORMS, 
  PLEASE TICK THIS BOX: 
  YES
  NO
  HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING THE CEREBRAL CORETECH 
  WITH AN APPROVED BLUDGEONING TOOL?
  I AM
  TRAITOR
  
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH AFFECT YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES OR 
  REACTIONS? DOES IT AFFECT YOUR DOWNLOADED MEMORIES OR PERSONALITY ENGRAM? HOW DO YOU 
  KNOW? ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU ARE PERCEIVING THIS FORM CORRECTLY? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE 
  ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS? PLEASE PROVE YOUR ONTOLOGICAL EXISTENCE IN 50 WORDS 
  OR LESS. 
  HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO ANY VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-ALTERING PROPAGANDA, 
  PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE VIRUSES? PROVIDE 
  COMPREHENSIVE PROOF.
  HAVE ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR TEAM BEEN EXPOSED TO VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-
  ALTERING PROPAGANDA, PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE 
  VIRUSES? DO YOU SUSPECT ANYONE OF SUCH EXPOSURE? PROVIDE NAMES AND EVIDENCE. 
  
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  THE MISSION? IF YES, DOES THE ISSUE CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE? IF SO, PLEASE FILL 
  OUT AN ACCUSATION OF TREASON FORM. IF THE ISSUE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE, 
  EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE UNWILLING TO OVERCOME THESE OBSTACLES IN A MANNER BEFITTING 
  A TROUBLESHOOTER? IF THE ISSUE DID NOT INTERFERE WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE, EXPLAIN 
  WHY THAT PARTICULAR FUNCTION OF YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH IS A REDUNDANT WASTE OF 
  RESOURCES. WASTING RESOURCES IS TREASON. 
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES
  NO
  NO
  NO
  NO
  DID YOU DRINK BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE WITHIN THE 
  EIGHT HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH?
  DID YOU SUFFER A CRANIAL INJURY WITHIN THE EIGHT 
  HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH?
  IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO BOTH THE ABOVE QUESTIONS, 
  DID ONE LEAD TO THE OTHER? 
  WIDESPREAD USE OF CEREBRAL CORETECH WILL LEAD TO 
  LESS PAPERWORK AND FORMFILLING? STUDIES HAVE SHOWN 
  THAT 84% OF FORMS ARE REDUNDANT AND/OR INEFFICIENT. 
  STUDIES HAVE ALSO SHOWN THAT 24.2% OF TRAITORS ARE 
  IDENTIFIED BY MISTAKES IN FORM-FILLING PAPERWORK. 
  WITH ALL THIS IN MIND, AND TAKING YOUR OWN ISSUES 
  INTO ACCOUNT, DO YOU SUPPORT THE EXPANSION OF THE 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH PROGRAM?
  EXTRA INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART THREE
  
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  REASON FOR JOURNEY >>>
  CPU/54353353/222-DS2-C 
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  SECTOR OF ORIGIN: 
  SECTOR OF DESTINATION: 
  TRAVEL PAPER TYPE SELECTED >>>
  ONE JOURNEY
  RETURN JOURNEY
  MULTI-SECTOR PASS SINGLE MODE 
  MULTIPLE MODE 
  CITIZEN’S TRAVELSAVER PASS  
  PRIORITY TRANSIT ULTRA PRIORITY 
  TRANSIT
  SMOKING
  WAIVER
  SENIOR CITIZEN
  WORK
  (PLEASE ATTACH FORM CPU/54353353/255-DS4-Q, COMPLETED BY YOUR SUPERVISOR)
  PLEASURE
  (PLEASE INDICATE WHY YOU BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE HAPPIER IN ANOTHER SECTOR)
  ORDER BY SUPERIOR 
  (PLEASE ATTACH A COPY OF THE ORDER)
  DRAFTED BY ARMED FORCES
  (ONLY FOR TRANSIT TO ARMED FORCES TRAINING CENTERS)
  REPORTING FOR BRIEFING 
  (PLEASE ATTACH MISSION ALERT)
  REPORTING FOR TERMINATION
  OTHER - (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  
  INAPPROPRIATE ENTRIES (PLEASE TICK AS APPROPRIATE) >>>
  ESTIMATED TRAVEL TIME >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  LESS THAN ONE MINUTE 
  LESS THAN TEN MINUTES 
  LESS THAN ONE HOUR 
  LESS THAN ONE CYCLE 
  I AM CARRYING EXPLOSIVE OR 
  DANGEROUS MATERIALS
  I AM A REGISTERED MUTANT
  I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 
  BIOHAZARDOUS OR RADIO-ACTIVE 
  MATERIAL 
  I GET TRAVEL-SICK
  I PACKED MY BAGS MYSELF 
  I KEPT MY BAGS UNDER SUPERVISION 
  AT ALL TIMES
  I AM CARRYING UNREGISTERED 
  FOODSTUFFS 
  I REQUIRE PERSONAL SPACE
  I AM CARRYING ELECTRONIC STORAGE 
  DEVICES, INCLUDING PDCS, DISCS, 
  CYBERIMPLANTS OR ACTIVE NEURONS
  I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR 
  THESE TO BE SCANNED, PROBED OR 
  ERASED AS NECESSARY TO PREVENT 
  FILESHARING
  I HAVE NOT READ ALL THE SAFETY 
  DOCUMENTATION AND INSTRUCTIONS 
  I AM RED OR HIGHER CLEARANCE 
  I AM NOT TRAVELING WITH OTHERS 
  MY BODY ODOR EXCEEDS STANDARD 
  SAFETY TOLERANCES
  IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCY, I AM 
  NOT QUALIFIED OR WILLING TO OFFER 
  AID TO MY FELLOW TRAVELERS
  I AM NOW OR HAVE BEEN A COMMUNIST, 
  MUTANT, TRAITOR, DAIV VECTOR, 
  TERRORIST OR SMOKER
  I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED 
  IN FILLING OUT SURVEYS AND 
  QUESTIONNAIRES TO IMPROVE THE 
  SERVICE OFFERED BY THE ALPHA 
  COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM
  I AM NOT INTERESTED IN 
  PARTICIPATING IN TESTING OF NEW 
  AND IMPROVED SERVICES OFFERED BY 
  THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT 
  SYSTEM 
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  IF YOU PLAN TO ANWSER ONE OR MORE 
  CYCLES (PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU 
  ARE LEAVING ALPHA COMPLEX, AS 
  NO TRANSIT TAKES MORE THAN ONE 
  CYCLE.)
  I ACCEPT THAT UNAVOIDABLE DELAYS AND TECHNICAL PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY TERRORISM 
  AND SABOTAGE, AND THAT THIS DOES NOT CHANGE MY ANSWER ABOVE.
  
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  /// PART FIVE
  AS AN EXPERIENCED TROUBLESHOOTER, TRAINED IN DEALING WITH DANGEROUS SITUATIONS, 
  PLEASE DESCRIBE HOW YOU WOULD BYPASS SECURITY IN ORDER TO SABOTAGE OR SMUGGLE AN 
  EXPLOSIVE DEVICE ONTO THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM. BE SPECIFIC. THINK 
  ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD COMMIT TREASON RIGHT NOW. YOUR ANSWER WILL BE USED TO IMPROVE 
  SECURITY AND PREVENT FUTURE ATTACKS ON ALPHA COMPLEX INFRASTRUCTURE; FAILURE TO 
  ANSWER OR DELIBERATE EVASIONS WILL BE TAKEN AS EVIDENCE OF DISSENT. YOUR ANSWER MAY 
  ALSO BE MATCHED AGAINST PAST AND FUTURE TERRORIST INCIDENTS.
  YES
  NO
  DO YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO CARRY OUT THE ABOVE ATTACK? 
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU IGNORED THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN ABOVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION 
  BASED ON YOUR CURRENT EQUIPMENT AND SITUATION.
  IF YES, PLEASE GIVE THIS FORM TO THE NEAREST SECURITY OFFICER, THEN LIE DOWN ON THE 
  FLOOR. PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
  I DESERVE TRAVEL PAPERS MORE THAN MY FELLOW CITIZENS BECAUSE…? (25 WORDS EXACTLY)
  TIEBREAKER >>>
  
  CORE INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
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  NAME: 
  HOME SECTOR: 
  CLONE#:
  GENDER: 
  SECURITY CLEARANCE: 
  GUNS
  PSYCHOLOGY
  CHARM
  ENGINEER
  MELEE
  BUREAUCRACY
  INTIMIDATE
  PROGRAM
  ATHLETICS
  SCIENCE
  BLUFF
  OPERATE
  THROW
  ALPHA COMPLEX
  ZB
  STEALTH
  DEMOLITIONS
  HURT
  INJURED
  MAIMED
  DEAD
  DEVELOPMENT >>>
  SKILLS >>>
  WELLBEING >>>
  EQUIPMENT >>>
  STATS >>>
  MOXIE >>>
  WOUNDS >>>
  MEMORY >>>
  TREASON STARS:
  VIOLENCE:
  CHUTZPAH:
  BRAINS:
  MECHANICS:
  XP POINTS:
  /// PART TWO
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  /// PART FIVE
  PERSONALITY: 
  
  NAME OF THE ACCUSED CLONE: 
  NAME OF THE ACCUSING CLONE:
  DESTRUCTION OR DEFACEMENT OF 
  COMPUTER PROPERTY
  THEFT OR HOARDING OF COMPUTER 
  PROPERTY/SERVICES
  INJURY OR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT 
  OF FELLOW CITIZEN(S)
  TERRORIST ACTIVITIES
  WRONGFUL ACCUSATION OF TREASON
  POSSESSION OF TREASONOUS ITEMS
  POSSESSION OR DISTRIBUTION OF 
  TREASONOUS PROPAGANDA
  POSSESSION OR USE OF UNREGISTERED 
  MUTANT POWER
  MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET SOCIETY
  BREACH OF SECURITY CLEARANCE
  FAILURE TO REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO REPORT FAILURE TO 
  REPORT TREASON
  FAILURE TO OBEY AN ORDER 
  FAILURE TO FOLLOW CORRECT ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO CORRECTLY FOLLOW ALPHA 
  COMPLEX PROCEDURES
  FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH REGULATION 
  135.17/69A-12C
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  NATURE OF ACCUSATION >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
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  FAILURE TO MAINTAIN PROPER 
  HYGENIC STANDARD
  FAILURE TO REPORT TO DETENTION OR 
  COMPULSORY CALISTHENICS
  PUTTING FIZZ-WIZZ IN A HIGH 
  PROGRAMMER’S SHOWER HEAD OR 
  ELSEWHERE
  BRIBERY OR PROFITEERING
  CONSPIRACY OR SEDITION
  COUNTERFEITING OR FORGERY
  ILLEGAL COMPUTER INTRUSION OR 
  HACKING
  KIDNAPPING OR DETENTION OF 
  CITIZEN WITHOUT COMPUTER 
  PERMISSION
  OBSTRUCTING AN INTSEC OR 
  TROUBLESHOOTER MISSION
  FALSIFYING INFORMATION OR FAILURE 
  TO CORRECTLY FILL A FORM
  RESISTING HYGENIC PROCESSING OR 
  MEDICAL TREATMENT
  LEAVING A SECTOR WITHOUT A SECTOR 
  TRANSFER OR OTHER AUTHORIZATION
  TREASON BY THOUGHT, WORD OR DEED
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY) 
  
  ARE YOU ONE OF THE WITNESSES ABOVE?
  IF YES, COULD YOU HAVE STOPPED THE ACCUSED FROM COMMITTING TREASON? WHY DIDN’T 
  YOU?
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU ACCEPT THE TESTIMONY OF THE NAMED WITNESSES? COULD ONE OF 
  THEM BE LYING TO YOU? WHAT SUPPORTING EVIDENCE CAN YOU PROVIDE?
  DID YOU NOTICE IF THE ACCUSED WAS DRINKING THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? DID 
  ANY OF THE WITNESSES DRINK THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? NOTE ANY CHANGES IN 
  BEHAVIOUR SUBSEQUENT TO CONSUMPTION.
  DID YOU TRY THE NEW BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE? IF SO, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT?
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  WITNESSES TO TREASONOUS ACT >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THE ACT OF TREASON COMMITTED. LIST ALL CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  LIST ANY MOTIVES YOU SUSPECT THE ACCUSED MAY HAVE HAD. LIST ALL OPPORTUNITIES AND 
  SITUATION WHICH ALLOWED THE TREASONOUS ACT TO OCCUR. LIST ALL CITIZENS ASSOCIATED 
  WITH THE ACCUSED WITHIN THE LAST 100 CYCLES. LIST THE REASON YOU THINK CITIZENS 
  COMMIT TREASON. LIST THE TIMES THAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING TREASON. LIST 
  THE CITIZENS THAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THAT HAVE COMMITTED TREASON. LIST THE OTHER 
  CITIZENS YOU ASSOCIATE WITH.
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  TITLE/OFFICE/DUTY: 
  YES
  NO
  
  HAS THE ABOVE ERROR BEEN CORRECTED TO 
  THE SATISFACTION OF THE COMPUTER OR ITS 
  DULY AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVES?
  DID YOU IMMEDIATELY INFORM THE COMPUTER 
  OF THE INCORRECT XP POINT AWARD?
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  NAME OF CLAIMANT: 
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CPU/5533/30-B
  DETAILS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES - BUT NOT RELEVANT TO XP POINT CLAIM
  DON’T KNOW
  NO
  NO
  YES, BUT I AM UNHAPPY WITH THE 
  RESOLUTION OF MY PROBLEM
  YES, BUT I WAS INSTRUCTED TO 
  FILL OUT FORM CPU/5533/30-B
  NO
  NO
  INCORRECT XP POINTS AWARDED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO CEREBRAL CORETECH FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED DUE TO NETWORK FAILURE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF INSUFFICIENT EVIDENCE OF HEROIC DEED 
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF ONGOING INTERNAL SECURITY INVESTIGATION OF 
  HEROIC DEED
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED FOR REASONS ABOVE MY SECURITY CLEARANCE
  XP POINTS NOT AWARDED BECAUSE OF COMPLAINTS BY FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS
  SELECT THE ERROR MOST APPLICABLE TO YOUR CLAIM >>>
  IS THIS CLAIM RELATED TO A PREVIOUS CLONE?
  IF YES, WAS THAT PREVIOUS CLONE DEEMED 
  TREASONOUS, MUTATED OR OTHERWISE 
  DEFECTIVE? 
  
   
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  IF YOU EARNED AN ACHIEVEMENT, 
  ENTER THE ACHIEVEMENT NAME HERE:
  ACHIEVEMENTS >>>
  /// PART THREE
  YES
  NO
  VETERAN FORM-FILLER
  EXPERT FORM-FILLER
  FILED 1000 CPU/5533/30-C FORMS
  NUISANCE FORM-FILLER 
  DISREGARD
  TRUSTWORTHY CITIZEN 
  AUTO-APPROVE
  ILLUMINATED 
  HAVE YOU EARNED ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACHIEVEMENTS?
  WERE ANY OF THESE ACHIEVEMENTS EARNED BY 
  PREVIOUS CLONES?
  IF YES, WERE ANY OF THOSE CLONES TERMINATED FOR TREASON? EXPLAIN WHY YOU BELIEVE 
  THAT YOU CONTINUE TO DESERVE THE ACHIEVEMENT AND AWARDED XP POINTS, CONSIDERING THAT 
  THE TREASONOUS CLONE WAS ACTING TO SABOTAGE ALPHA COMPLEX AND THE COMPUTER AND WAS 
  DESERVEDLY TERMINATED. IS CONTINUING TO CLAIM THOSE XP POINTS TANTAMOUNT TO TREASON 
  ON YOUR PART? EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING. 
  IF NO, CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THE FAILURE OF YOUR PREVIOUS CLONES TO EARN ANY 
  ACHIEVEMENTS WHATSOEVER? DO YOU CURRENTLY FEEL UNMOTIVATED, UNENTHUSIASTIC OR 
  UNHAPPY? LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE ON. LIST ANY MEDICATIONS YOU ARE NOT ON.
  
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  /// PART FOUR
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP AWARD, DESCRIBE THE HEROIC DEED WARRANTING AN XP 
  POINT AWARD IN DETAIL. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY TRAITORS IDENTIFIED, ARRESTED OR 
  TERMINATED. PROVIDE FULL DETAILS OF ANY OTHER CITIZENS INVOLVED. 
  TO EXPEDITE PROCESSING OF YOUR XP POINT AWARD, SELECT YOUR DESIRED REQUISITION IN 
  ADVANCE. NOTE THAT IF YOUR XP POINT ASYNCHRONOUS CLAIM IS DENIED, YOU WILL BE LIABLE 
  FOR ANY XP POINT OVERSPEND AND CORRECTIVE MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN.
  SPARE POWER PACK (30 XP)
  ICON SETS, WALLPAPER AND THEMES FOR CEREBRAL CORETECH (3 XP)
  BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE (5 XP)
  CALMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE (1000 XP)
  SECURITY CLEARANCE UPGRADE RED->ORANGE WITH CAKE (1100 XP)
  CLAMING ALPHA-WAVE MODERATOR (50 XP)
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY: 
  XP POINT COST:
  
  DOCBOC 
  SCRUBBOT 
  BIOLOGICAL WASTE REPROCESSING & 
  REPLACEMENT CLONE
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  IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH YOUR OWN CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX A AND THE NAME OF SUPERVISING TEAMMATE IN 
  BOX B. IF YOU ARE REPORTING AN ISSUE WITH THE CEREBRAL CORETECH OF ANOTHER 
  CITIZEN, WRITE YOUR NAME IN BOX B AND THE NAME OF THE AFFLICTED CITIZEN IN 
  BOX A. DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING ELSE IN THESE BOXES. 
  A
  B
  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  CORETECH CONCERNS >>>
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  NAME: 
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH AUTONOMIC FUNCTIONS 
  (RESPIRATION, CARDIAC REGULATION, PUPILLARY RESPONSE, BLADDER CONTROL? 
  IF SO, SELECT THE ASSISTANCE REQUIRED:
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH YOUR VISION? CAN YOU SEE 
  ALL FOUR PATTERNS BELOW? TICK ANY APPROPRIATE BOXES.
  IF THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH HAS LEFT YOU UNABLE TO FILL IN FORMS, 
  PLEASE TICK THIS BOX: 
  YES
  NO
  HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING THE CEREBRAL CORETECH 
  WITH AN APPROVED BLUDGEONING TOOL?
  I AM
  TRAITOR
  
  DOES THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH AFFECT YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES OR 
  REACTIONS? DOES IT AFFECT YOUR DOWNLOADED MEMORIES OR PERSONALITY ENGRAM? HOW DO YOU 
  KNOW? ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU ARE PERCEIVING THIS FORM CORRECTLY? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE 
  ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS? PLEASE PROVE YOUR ONTOLOGICAL EXISTENCE IN 50 WORDS 
  OR LESS. 
  HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO ANY VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-ALTERING PROPAGANDA, 
  PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE VIRUSES? PROVIDE 
  COMPREHENSIVE PROOF.
  HAVE ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR TEAM BEEN EXPOSED TO VIRAL THOUGHT PATTERNS, MIND-
  ALTERING PROPAGANDA, PSYCHOACTIVE MEDICATION OR DEVIANT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCE 
  VIRUSES? DO YOU SUSPECT ANYONE OF SUCH EXPOSURE? PROVIDE NAMES AND EVIDENCE. 
  
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  DID THE ISSUE WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH INTERFERE WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE ON 
  THE MISSION? IF YES, DOES THE ISSUE CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE? IF SO, PLEASE FILL 
  OUT AN ACCUSATION OF TREASON FORM. IF THE ISSUE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SABOTAGE, 
  EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE UNWILLING TO OVERCOME THESE OBSTACLES IN A MANNER BEFITTING 
  A TROUBLESHOOTER? IF THE ISSUE DID NOT INTERFERE WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE, EXPLAIN 
  WHY THAT PARTICULAR FUNCTION OF YOUR CEREBRAL CORETECH IS A REDUNDANT WASTE OF 
  RESOURCES. WASTING RESOURCES IS TREASON. 
  YES
  YES
  YES
  YES
  NO
  NO
  NO
  NO
  DID YOU DRINK BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE WITHIN THE 
  EIGHT HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH?
  DID YOU SUFFER A CRANIAL INJURY WITHIN THE EIGHT 
  HOURS PRIOR TO THE ISSUE ARISING WITH YOUR CEREBRAL 
  CORETECH?
  IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO BOTH THE ABOVE QUESTIONS, 
  DID ONE LEAD TO THE OTHER? 
  WIDESPREAD USE OF CEREBRAL CORETECH WILL LEAD TO 
  LESS PAPERWORK AND FORMFILLING? STUDIES HAVE SHOWN 
  THAT 84% OF FORMS ARE REDUNDANT AND/OR INEFFICIENT. 
  STUDIES HAVE ALSO SHOWN THAT 24.2% OF TRAITORS ARE 
  IDENTIFIED BY MISTAKES IN FORM-FILLING PAPERWORK. 
  WITH ALL THIS IN MIND, AND TAKING YOUR OWN ISSUES 
  INTO ACCOUNT, DO YOU SUPPORT THE EXPANSION OF THE 
  CEREBRAL CORETECH PROGRAM?
  EXTRA INFORMATION >>>
  /// PART THREE
  
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  COMPLEX
  S E C T O R
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  PERSONAL INFORMATION >>>
  REASON FOR JOURNEY >>>
  CPU/54353353/222-DS2-C 
  /// PART ONE
  /// PART TWO
  NAME: 
  SECTOR OF ORIGIN: 
  SECTOR OF DESTINATION: 
  TRAVEL PAPER TYPE SELECTED >>>
  ONE JOURNEY
  RETURN JOURNEY
  MULTI-SECTOR PASS SINGLE MODE 
  MULTIPLE MODE 
  CITIZEN’S TRAVELSAVER PASS  
  PRIORITY TRANSIT ULTRA PRIORITY 
  TRANSIT
  SMOKING
  WAIVER
  SENIOR CITIZEN
  WORK
  (PLEASE ATTACH FORM CPU/54353353/255-DS4-Q, COMPLETED BY YOUR SUPERVISOR)
  PLEASURE
  (PLEASE INDICATE WHY YOU BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE HAPPIER IN ANOTHER SECTOR)
  ORDER BY SUPERIOR 
  (PLEASE ATTACH A COPY OF THE ORDER)
  DRAFTED BY ARMED FORCES
  (ONLY FOR TRANSIT TO ARMED FORCES TRAINING CENTERS)
  REPORTING FOR BRIEFING 
  (PLEASE ATTACH MISSION ALERT)
  REPORTING FOR TERMINATION
  OTHER - (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  
  INAPPROPRIATE ENTRIES (PLEASE TICK AS APPROPRIATE) >>>
  ESTIMATED TRAVEL TIME >>>
  /// PART THREE
  /// PART FOUR
  LESS THAN ONE MINUTE 
  LESS THAN TEN MINUTES 
  LESS THAN ONE HOUR 
  LESS THAN ONE CYCLE 
  I AM CARRYING EXPLOSIVE OR 
  DANGEROUS MATERIALS
  I AM A REGISTERED MUTANT
  I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 
  BIOHAZARDOUS OR RADIO-ACTIVE 
  MATERIAL 
  I GET TRAVEL-SICK
  I PACKED MY BAGS MYSELF 
  I KEPT MY BAGS UNDER SUPERVISION 
  AT ALL TIMES
  I AM CARRYING UNREGISTERED 
  FOODSTUFFS 
  I REQUIRE PERSONAL SPACE
  I AM CARRYING ELECTRONIC STORAGE 
  DEVICES, INCLUDING PDCS, DISCS, 
  CYBERIMPLANTS OR ACTIVE NEURONS
  I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR 
  THESE TO BE SCANNED, PROBED OR 
  ERASED AS NECESSARY TO PREVENT 
  FILESHARING
  I HAVE NOT READ ALL THE SAFETY 
  DOCUMENTATION AND INSTRUCTIONS 
  I AM RED OR HIGHER CLEARANCE 
  I AM NOT TRAVELING WITH OTHERS 
  MY BODY ODOR EXCEEDS STANDARD 
  SAFETY TOLERANCES
  IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCY, I AM 
  NOT QUALIFIED OR WILLING TO OFFER 
  AID TO MY FELLOW TRAVELERS
  I AM NOW OR HAVE BEEN A COMMUNIST, 
  MUTANT, TRAITOR, DAIV VECTOR, 
  TERRORIST OR SMOKER
  I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED 
  IN FILLING OUT SURVEYS AND 
  QUESTIONNAIRES TO IMPROVE THE 
  SERVICE OFFERED BY THE ALPHA 
  COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM
  I AM NOT INTERESTED IN 
  PARTICIPATING IN TESTING OF NEW 
  AND IMPROVED SERVICES OFFERED BY 
  THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT 
  SYSTEM 
  OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY)
  IF YOU PLAN TO ANWSER ONE OR MORE 
  CYCLES (PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU 
  ARE LEAVING ALPHA COMPLEX, AS 
  NO TRANSIT TAKES MORE THAN ONE 
  CYCLE.)
  I ACCEPT THAT UNAVOIDABLE DELAYS AND TECHNICAL PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY TERRORISM 
  AND SABOTAGE, AND THAT THIS DOES NOT CHANGE MY ANSWER ABOVE.
  
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  HYPOTHETICAL >>>
  /// PART FIVE
  AS AN EXPERIENCED TROUBLESHOOTER, TRAINED IN DEALING WITH DANGEROUS SITUATIONS, 
  PLEASE DESCRIBE HOW YOU WOULD BYPASS SECURITY IN ORDER TO SABOTAGE OR SMUGGLE AN 
  EXPLOSIVE DEVICE ONTO THE ALPHA COMPLEX MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM. BE SPECIFIC. THINK 
  ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD COMMIT TREASON RIGHT NOW. YOUR ANSWER WILL BE USED TO IMPROVE 
  SECURITY AND PREVENT FUTURE ATTACKS ON ALPHA COMPLEX INFRASTRUCTURE; FAILURE TO 
  ANSWER OR DELIBERATE EVASIONS WILL BE TAKEN AS EVIDENCE OF DISSENT. YOUR ANSWER MAY 
  ALSO BE MATCHED AGAINST PAST AND FUTURE TERRORIST INCIDENTS.
  YES
  NO
  DO YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO CARRY OUT THE ABOVE ATTACK? 
  IF NO, EXPLAIN WHY YOU IGNORED THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN ABOVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION 
  BASED ON YOUR CURRENT EQUIPMENT AND SITUATION.
  IF YES, PLEASE GIVE THIS FORM TO THE NEAREST SECURITY OFFICER, THEN LIE DOWN ON THE 
  FLOOR. PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
  I DESERVE TRAVEL PAPERS MORE THAN MY FELLOW CITIZENS BECAUSE…? (25 WORDS EXACTLY)
  TIEBREAKER >>>
  
SOURCE: textdata/thevault/Paranoia [multi]/MGP Red Clearance edition/MGP Paranoia - Forms Pack.pdf