TEXT:  
   
  
   
  You wouldn’t last  
  one minute  
  on the creek 
   
   
  hell yeah. make it so weird it falls apart. show 
  us the wreckage - Jared 
   
   
  Writing: ​Sean Richer 
  Cover Art​: Shutterstock, 
  By ​Sky Cinema​, ​Royalty-free stock photo ID: 1189306063 
    
  (troika logo: Sam Mameli, glitched by Sean) 
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  production by Orbital Intelligence, LLC and is not affiliated 
  with the Melsonian Arts Council.  
   
   
  1 
  
   
  “You
  wouldn’t
  last
  one
  minute
  on
  the
  creek”
  is
  a
  production
  of
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Orbital
  Intelligence,
  LLC
  ©
  2019.
  All
  rights
  reserved.(and
  is
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  owned by). (Jared’s quote is owned by jared) 
  You wouldn’t last 1 minute on the creek.
  3 
  Premise (maybe this is a funnel?) & rules 4 
  skool
  3 
  Alternate rules
  3 
  special terms
  3 
  seconds 1-6
  4 
  seconds 7-12
  5 
  Seconds 13-18
  6 
  seconds 19-24
  7 
  seconds 25-30
  8 
  seconds 31-36
  9 
  seconds 37-42
  10 
  seconds 43-48
  11 
  seconds 49-54
  12 
  seconds 55-60
  13 
   
   
   
  2 
  
   
  You wouldn’t last 1 minute 
  on the creek.  
  Premise (maybe this is a funnel?) 
  & rules 4 skool 
  You’ve been challenged, taunted, and been told you 
  wouldn’t last 1 minute on the creek.... but could you 
  last 60 seconds?  
   
  1. You start at 0 seconds.  
  2. Roll D6 and that’s how many more seconds you’ve 
  lasted. Add it to your seconds lasted.  
  3. Now roll against the specified seconds table to 
  find out what challenge you must face.  
  4. Go back to rule #2 and repeat until you 
  inevitably and fall off the creek... or win. Or 
  die.  
   
  IF YOU RAN OUT OF STAMINA. YOU DIDN’T LAST ONE 
  M-I_NUTE. IF YOU FAIL ANY OF THE CHALLENGES YOU DIDN’T 
  LAST 1 60 second chunk of time.​ ​SPELLS COST STAMINA 
  Alternate rules 
  Instead of rolling on the specified table, just go 
  straight to the challenge for the total seconds entry.  
  special terms 
  The Creek (TC) -​ An evil force that wants to prove 
  you’re nothing more than the seconds in your veins  
  3 
  
   
   
   
  seconds 1-6 
  tota
  l 
  D6  
  1 
  1 
  You’re
  balancing
  on the boat, but you remember
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  when
  your
  roommate
  bailed without paying rent.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  The
  memory
  intercepts
  your
  brain
  stem.
  ​Roll
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  under an appropriate skill, or you don’t last a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  minute on the creek. 
  2 
  2 
  Oddly
  enough
  the
  cute
  neighbour
  came
  by
  to
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  remind
  you
  of
  when
  you
  both
  used to take cute
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  pics
  together. ​Roll versus their skill of 0, or
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  you fall right in. 
  3 
  3 
  You
  come
  to
  the
  stark
  realization
  that
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  person
  you’re
  in
  love
  with,
  and
  your
  best
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  friend
  are
  the
  same
  person
  (in
  2
  separate
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  bodies). ​Roll versus your love’s tragic skill of
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  0, or decide that the creek isn’t worth fighting
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  for. 
  4 
  4 
  You’re
  just
  trying
  to
  keep
  your
  cool,
  but
  it
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  turns out your teacher is in your new movie you
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  made..
  And
  she
  needs
  you
  to
  help her with her
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  GED
  right
  now… ​Roll versus your teacher’s skill
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  of
  0,
  or
  decide
  that
  filmmaking
  is
  more
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  important than lasting a minute on the creek. 
  5 
  5 
  Your
  best
  friend
  straight
  up
  steals
  your
  love
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  interest
  and
  throws
  them
  through
  an
   
   
   
   
   
   
  interdimensional
  portal
  camera.
  This
  makes you
   
   
   
   
   
   
  sad, but ultimately YOU ARE YOUR LOVE INTEREST.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Lose 1 Stamina, or fall hurtling through space 
  6 
  6 
  It
  turns
  out
  you
  and
  everyone
  you know on the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  creek
  are
  in
  a
  love
  dodecahedron,
  and
  are
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  trying
  to
  summon
  an
  elder
  god
  from
  the
  realm
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  time
  has
  long
  since
  forgotten.
  ​Test your luck,
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  or
  have
  your
  core+souls
  ripped
  out
  by
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  almighty “G’Hames van Der Mawson” 
  4 
  
   
   
   
  seconds 7-12 
  total 
  D
  6  
  7 
  1 
  Roll under an appropriate skill, or fail at a double
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
  date
  with
  mixup.
  No
  seriously,
  4
  dates
  wrapped
  in
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  bacon
  are
  given
  to
  the
  wrong
  people.
  ​All
  of
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  people
  involved
  are
  either
  friends, lovers, or old
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  cast mates. ​OH AND YOU FEEL THE CREEK CONSUME YOU.  
  8 
  2 
  There’s
  a
  beautiful
  new
  psionic
  photographer
  that
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  wants
  you
  to
  strike
  the
  best
  pose
  you
  can.
  ​Roll
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  versus their skill of 1, or they’ll reveal you to be
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  a fraud… which is fine because you are… then you fall
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  in the creek.  
  9 
  3 
  The
  new
  teachers
  turns
  out
  to
  be
  a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  aquatic-Neo-biologist
  and
  has
  determined
  that
  your
   
   
   
   
   
   
  film
  on
  fish
  people
  is
  at
  best
  derivative
  and
  at
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  worst
  offensive?
  ​Roll
  versus
  their
  skill
  of
  0,
  or
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  you’re forced to just accept you can’t make film, and
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  can’t last 60 seconds on this creek.  
  10 
  4 
  Someone
  throws
  a
  frisbee
  at
  you,
  while
  trying
  to
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  balance.
  Wouldn’t
  be
  a
  problem..
  But
  you’re
  not
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  even
  10
  seconds
  into
  the
  creek.
  ​Roll versus their
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  skill of 5, or be hit in the face and proven to be
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  the
  fake
  that
  you
  are…
  ultimately
  resulting in the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  creek doing what the creek does best.  
  11 
  5 
  You’re
  about
  to
  faceplant,
  but
  catch
  yourself.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Awesome!
  Then
  your
  boss
  calls
  and
  fires
  you.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Jawsome. ​Lose 1 Stamina, or your phone drags you into
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  the drink below 
  12 
  6 
  Turns
  out
  that your best friend needs to move some
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  fancy
  european
  town
  to escape their life here. You
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  try to convince them that they don’t need to leave.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Test
  your
  luck,
  or
  watch
  them
  literally
  rip
  your
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  heart
  out
  as they leave for their new jet set life
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  without you.  
  5 
  
   
   
   
  Seconds 13-18 
  tota
  l 
  D
  6  
  13 
  1 
  You’ve made some solid progress in the 13 seconds of
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  balance
  you’ve
  attained on the creek. ​Roll under an
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  appropriate
  skill,
  or
  be
  subjected
  to
  the
  balance
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  destroying
  reality
  that
  you’re nothing in the scope
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  of the cosmos.  
  14 
  2 
  Your
  father
  decided
  that
  now of all times would be
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  when
  he’d
  go
  on
  that
  fishing
  trip
  he
  almost
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  promised.
  You’re
  less
  sad
  about
  that, than you are
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  about
  the
  fact
  you
  have
  ​roll versus his skill of 5
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  as
  the
  fishing
  line
  whisks
  past
  your
  face.
  If
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  stricken,
  your
  face
  explodes
  and
  the
  creek
  claims
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  another.  
  15 
  3 
  You
  haven’t
  even
  made
  it
  13
  seconds
  on
  the
  creek
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  before
  a
  local
  energy
  conduit
  determines
  that
  you
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  should have been with your friends instead of where
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  you
  are.
  ​Roll
  versus
  the
  conduit’s
  skill
  of
  0,
  or
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  feel
  your
  limbs
  give
  out… and the ebb of the creek
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  takes you under. 
  16 
  4 
  Dark magic (no really, it’s 0x000000 colored magic)
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  veins
  spiral
  out
  of
  the
  creek
  and
  begin
  to
  strip
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  away
  the
  veneer
  of
  all
  that
  you
  love.
  ​Roll versus
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  their skill of 4, or have yourself deleted from life
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  itself.  
  17 
  5 
  No matter how sick you look while riding that boat,
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  everyone on the creek feels the need to berate you.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Lose 1 stamina, or be the failure they all know you
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  are (and fall UNtriumphantly into the creek) 
  18 
  6 
  Test
  your
  luck
  successfully,
  or
  feel
  the
  infinite
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  weight
  of
  the
  entire
  varsity
  football
  team
  as
  they
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  cannonball your persona into the fractals of undeath.  
   
   
  6 
  
   
  seconds 19-24 
  total 
  D6  
  19 
  1 
  An
  old
  acquaintance
  appears from beyond the grave.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  At first you’re happy.. But then it’s apparent they
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  just
  they
  don’t
  want
  you
  to
  last
  a
  minute
  on
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  creek.
  ​Roll
  under
  a skill, or their taunting never
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  ends. And the creek raises due to global warming and
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  drowns everyone you know.  
  20 
  2 
  The
  darn
  reporters
  at
  your
  school
  show
  up.
  You’re
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  excited
  to show off your balance, but it turns out
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  they
  want
  to know who cheated ON YOUR STANDARDIZED
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  TESTING CURRICULUM. ​Roll versus their skill of 5, ​or
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  let the world watch you fall under. 
  21 
  3 
  Souls
  of
  everyone
  that
  perished
  shortly
  after
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  making
  it
  ONE
  minet
  on
  the
  creek
  swarm
  all
  over
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  your
  person.
  ​Roll
  versus
  their
  skill
  of
  1,
  or
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  immediately make it 1 minute on the creek… then die.
   
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
  (you will never make it 1 minute on the creek) 
  22 
  4 
  Your
  half-human
  /
  half-swamp
  /
  half-siblings
  show
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  themselves to you, furthermore making you wonder if
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  your
  mother is the creek. ​Roll versus your mother’s
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  skill of 6, or be forced to realize that your dancing
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  skills are garbage… then mother brings you home.  
  23 
  5 
  Your
  crush
  reveals
  themselves
  to
  be
  a
  rival
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  filmmaker.
  This
  is
  crushing
  in
  and
  of
  itself,
  but
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  then you find out your horror film “the creek witch
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  project” won’t make it to Monaco. ​Lose 2 Stamina, or
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
  the film guild makes you walk the plank.  
  24 
  6 
  The local film critic, is also a resterONTER and is
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  forcing you to sample their 19 courses. 1 for every
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
  second
  you
  made
  it
  on
  the
  creek.
  ​Test
  your
  luck
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  successfully, or feel as every course negates all you
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  were
  trying
  to
  accomplish
  and
  you
  don’t
  make
  it
  a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  minute on the creek.  
   
   
  7 
  
   
  seconds 25-30 
  total 
  D6  
  25 
  1 
  Last
  week’s
  driving
  practice
  went
  so
  poorly
  that
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  you
  destroyed
  all
  the
  new
  murals
  a
  local
  REALLY
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  good
  artist
  made.
  ​Roll under a fighting skill, or
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  you’re still lodged in the mural… and you never made
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  it to the creek.  
  26 
  2 
  One
  of
  your
  best
  friends
  just
  got
  expelled.
  They
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  are
  currently
  being
  shuttled
  by
  boat
  to
  the
  far
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  lands.
  ​Roll versus their driver’s skill of 6, or be
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  caught in hell’s wake and dragged under the creek of
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  which you couldn’t last a minute. 
  27 
  3  Not even one minute rotation into a creek stay, and
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  your
  “friend”
  kisses
  you.
  You’re
  totally
  ok
  with
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  it,
  but
  somehow THEY feel awkward now. Their shame
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  is
  overtaking
  you.
  ​Roll versus their shame’s skill
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  of
  9,
  or
  feel
  the
  wet
  shame
  drown
  you
  in
  its
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  creek-like goodness. 
  28 
  4 
  Seven
  of
  your
  closest
  friends
  reveal
  that
  they’re
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  in a love septagon, but also that you need to pick
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  which
  edge
  of
  this
  polygon
  deserves
  to
  continue.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Roll versus their combined skill of 7, or let their 7
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  limbs of love blast you into the depths of isolation
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  and space. 
  29 
  5 
  You
  watch
  D6
  versions
  of
  your
  day
  play
  out before
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  you, in most of them you don’t last a minute on the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  creek.
  ​Lose
  2
  Stamina,
  or
  prove
  to
  the
  world that
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  you’ll never last 1 60 rotation on the creek. 
  30 
  6 
  The
  manifestation
  of
  the
  Anti-Creek
  forms
  within
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  the
  gurgling
  waters,
  and
  hurls
  you
  at
  your
  best
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  friend.
  ​Test your luck, or realize that their heart
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  isn’t the only thing you just broke. (also that you
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  couldn’t last a minute on the creek)  
   
   
  8 
  
   
  seconds 31-36 
  total 
  D6  
  31 
  1 
  Your bad grades have caught up to you. ​Roll under a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  skill, or feel the weight of your failures literally
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  and spectrally drag you under the creek. 
  32 
  2 
  Everyone keeps asking “what happened” while you and
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  your
  best
  friend
  were
  on
  a
  “romantic
  vacation”.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Roll versus their skill of 6, or let the world find
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  out
  the
  romantic
  vacation
  was
  actually
  a
  complex
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  series of invocations for Ult’Lang. 
  33 
  3 
  Everyone
  on
  the
  planet
  simultaneously
  becomes
   
   
   
   
   
   
  pregnant
  “the
  hell-spawn
  of
  a
  lawschool
  wrought
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  unto
  man”.
  ​Strangely,
  you
  Heal
  1
  stamina,
  as
  you
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  decide
  to
  just
  stop
  worrying
  about
  whether
  you’ll
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  need to steal a boat to make it 30 more seconds on
   
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  the creek. 
  34 
  4 
  You
  stole
  your
  principal’s boat once and now every
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  dimension
  in
  which
  the
  boat
  was
  stolen
  is
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  determined to return it. ​Roll versus the maelstrom’s
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  skill of 7, or be crushed into oblivion by the actual
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  rain of sailboats. 
  35 
  5 
  Inevitably
  a
  closet
  with
  a
  lame
  rich
  person
  is
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  erected
  around
  you
  as
  you’re
  trying
  to
  make
  it
  30
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  more seconds on the creek.
  ​Lose 2 Stamina, or feel
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  the closet entomb you as it sails to the creek beyond
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  the creek. 
  36 
  6 
  Your
  crew
  of
  besties
  shows
  up
  for
  your
  surprise
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  b-day
  partay.
  Of
  course
  they
  don’t
  realize
  you’re
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  cursed.
  ​Test
  your
  luck
  successfully,
  or
  feel
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  world invert as the sky swallows the creek whole. 
   
   
   
  9 
  
   
   
  seconds 37-42 
  total  D
  6 
   
  37 
  1 
  Someone
  is
  on
  to you, you suspect that your friend
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  has
  been
  following
  you
  for
  weeks
  since
  you
  gave
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  them dubious life advice. ​Roll under a skill, or let
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  their words drag you into the creek. 
  38 
  2 
  The
  collection
  of
  everyone
  you
  know
  is
  teleported
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  into
  new
  york
  city,
  NEW
  YORK
  CITY,
  where
  they
  are
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  all
  simultaneously
  put
  on
  trial for being drunk in
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  public.
  ​Roll
  versus
  the
  judge’s
  skill
  of
  7,
  or
  be
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  forced
  ​to
  instantaneously
  teleported
  into
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
  courtroom
  and
  flogged while you adjudicate for your
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  friends. 
  39 
  3 
  Maybe
  you
  were
  born
  with
  it,
  maybe
  it’s
  just
  that
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  time
  of
  year,
  but
  everyone
  has
  invited
  you
  to
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  prom. ​YOU ARE EVERYONE’s DATE SO Heal 1 luck. 
  40 
  4 
  You’re
  not
  even
  to 40 seconds on the creek, before
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  a
  local
  boat
  crew
  offers
  you
  a
  job
  on-board.
  You
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  hear
  the
  whine
  of bonesaws, and hear chanting in a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  tongue long since forgotten. ​Roll versus their skill
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  of 8, or decide to just get on their clearly doomed
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  boat and leave. 
  41 
  5 
  Your
  best
  friend
  determines,
  after
  much thought on
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  the
  issues
  of
  climate
  change
  and
  where
  your
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  relationship
  has
  come
  from,
  to
  kiss
  you.
  ​Lose
  3
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Stamina,
  or
  fall
  into
  the
  creek
  knowing
  that
  deep
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  ocean
  oil
  fracking
  will
  hydrogenate
  the
  orcas
  and
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  bleed into depths of the human helix doubler. 
  42 
  6 
  It
  turns
  out
  that
  your
  film
  you
  made
  about
  your
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  best
  friend
  getting
  arrested,
  then
  secretly
  living
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  inside
  your body… was actually real. ​Test your luck
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  successfully, or let your friend take over your body
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  and
  claim
  the
  record
  of
  lasting
  one
  minute
  on
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  creek for themselves. 
   
   
  10 
  
   
   
  seconds 43-48 
  tota
  l  
  D
  6 
   
  43 
  1 
  You’ve
  been
  in
  the
  wrong creek the whole time, and
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  you
  need
  to
  go
  back
  to
  the
  creek
  that
  raised
  you.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Roll under a skill total - 1, or feel all creeks that
   
    
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
  have
  creeked,
  converge
  and
  stop
  you
  from
  attaining
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  your stupid goal.  
  44 
  2 
  The
  collective
  thought
  provoking
  ideologies
  of
   
   
   
   
   
   
  reality
  shows
  filmed
  in
  Ibiza,
  swell
  up
  and
  fill
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  your
  mind
  with
  foam
  parties..
  Literally.
  ​As
  foam
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  flows from your eye sockets, roll versus its skill of
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  9, or you become Ibiza Incarnate and your record is
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  halted in its steps. 
  45 
  3 
  Heal 1 Stamina, as a flock of creek-harpies force you
    
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
  to retake every challenge that follows a second time,
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
  even if you pass it the first time. 
  46 
  4 
  Your friends show up, but they have boats chained to
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  their
  bodies.
  They
  have
  become
  human-boats,
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  future
  of
  creek
  life.
  A
  librarian
  walks
  by
  and
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  offers
  to
  make
  you
  into
  a
  boat.
  ​Roll versus their
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  skill
  of
  10,
  and
  be
  turned
  into
  a
  human-boat
  who
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  could not ever last 1 60 second cycle on the creek.  
  47 
  5 
  You find out that you plagiarized the last movie you
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  that
  you
  released.
  Not
  intentionally
  though,
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  time
  continuum
  was
  bent
  when
  some frat boys needed
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  to
  go
  back
  and
  make
  a
  good
  football
  bet.
  ​Lose
  4
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Stamina,
  or
  feel
  your
  body
  dissolve
  into
  the
  time
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  soup that is “creek lyfe” 
  48 
  6 
  A
  man
  speeds
  by
  in
  a
  SUPER
  FAST
  SPEED
  BOAT. He is
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  quickly
  followed by another person waving gunpowder
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  based
  dousing
  rod
  around.
  ​Test
  your
  luck
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  successfully 2 times, or let the gunpowder croissant
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
  dovetail
  itself
  into
  your
  mind’s
  eye.
  (oh
  and
  a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  sinkhole forms, preventing you from ever attaining a
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  minute on the creek) 
   
   
  11 
  
   
   
  seconds 49-54 
  tota
  l  
  D
  6 
   
  49 
  1 
  Brimstone lines the edges of your body as the actual
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  highway to hell is traced in your eyes. ​Roll under a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  skill total - 1, or be forced to sing a duet with the
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  dark
  lord
  herself
  for
  all
  of
  eternity
  instead
  of
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  making it another 10 seconds. 
  50 
  2 
  Cosmic cigarette burns appear in the corners of your
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  vision.
  It becomes readily apparent that the editor
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  of your life is putting out the smokes on your film
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  reel.
  ​You
  know
  you’re
  being
  watched.
  Roll
  against
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  their
  skill
  of
  11,
  or
  feel
  your
  celluloid
  be
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  dissolved. 
  51 
  3 
  Heal
  1
  Luck,
  BECAUSE
  ITS
  SPRING
  BREAK
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoo
  OOoOOooOoOoOoOooOoooOOOOOOooOOOOOoooooooooooOOO 
  52 
  4 
  Oh
  yeah,
  you’re
  a
  film
  director.
  I
  forgot
  about
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  that. Turns out a film critic thinks you’re cute and
   
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
  wants
  to
  spend
  the
  rest
  of
  your
  combined
  lives
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  together.
  Little
  do
  you
  know
  that
  they
  are
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  current
  record
  holder
  for
  time
  spent
  on
  the
  creek
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  and
  want
  to
  stop
  you
  from
  progressing.
  ​Roll versus
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  their skill of 12, or just give up and go home with
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  them. 
  53 
  5 
  You wake up, and realize that you had the best night
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  of your life. Then you wake up and realize your body
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  has
  become
  infested
  by
  void
  willow
  maggots.
  ​Lose 5
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  Stamina, or the maggots will take hold and become the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  mangrove that shunts the earth. 
  54 
  6 
  You attempt to splice your DNA into a body double so
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  that
  you
  can
  let
  your
  legs rest for a moment. ​Test
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
  your
  luck
  successfully
  2
  times,
  or
  the
  world
  will
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  find out you cheated and your record is pointless. 
   
  12 
  
   
  seconds 55-60 
  total  D6  
  55 
  1 
  A clone of you shows itself. It challenges you to a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
  clone-off. ​If you can roll under all your skills, it
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  lets
  you
  live.
  Otherwise
  it
  takes
  over your entire
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  life, and strips you of your time on the creek. 
  56 
  2 
  Your insectile qualities show throuhg. The red moon
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  shows
  itself,
  and
  your
  skin
  turns
  into
  cats.
  You
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  are
  a
  cat
  person,
  a
  were-cat.
  A
  Panther-Manner.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  Roll under a skill total - 3, or your feline reflexes
   
    
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
  take over and you fall in and become a wet cat in a
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
    
  creek. 
  57 
  3 
  The
  cryptid
  of
  the creek “the creek-tyd” shows its
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  horrid
  face.
  While
  screeching
  your
  vision
  whites
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  out, you think that you may be able to end it. ​Roll
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  versus it’s skill of 13, or watch in slow motion as
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  it
  eats
  your
  ideals
  and
  dreams,
  and
  mostly
  your
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  attempt at the creek king. 
  58 
  4 
  The
  Creek
  becomes
  a
  hospital,
  lifts
  out
  of
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  water,
  pours
  it
  out
  its
  innards
  on
  to
  you.
  ​Roll
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  versus a skill of 14, or feel the weight of brick and
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  mortar that still exists in the world and hasn’t been
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  destroyed
  by
  internet
  business,
  ventilates
  your
   
   
   
   
   
   
  persona. 
  59 
  5 
  Earthquakes resonate through the creek, causing the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  dead
  to
  walk.
  This
  is
  fine,
  except
  for
  when
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  dead peer into your soul sockets. ​Lose 6 Stamina, or
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
  the
  dead
  will
  steal
  your
  soul,
  fill
  it
  with
  creek
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  water, then distill it, make alcohol, then use that
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  to burn down a farm that was abandoned anyways. 
  60 
  6 
  You’re
  catapulted
  D6
  years
  into the future. You’re
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  forced
  to
  face
  the
  fact
  that
  your
  friends
  all
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  married
  eachother
  simultaneously,
  leaving
  you
  out
   
   
   
   
   
   
  because
  you
  were
  trying
  to
  last
  60
  cycles
  on
  the
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  creek.
  God,
  God’s
  Siblings,
  and
  God#2
  all
  show
  up
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  and thank you for attempting to make it 1 minute on
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
  the creek. ​Test your luck successfully 3 times, or be
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
  struck down for not being at your friends’ wedding.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  (you should be there for your friends instead of your
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  13 
  
   
  own goals)  
  Good for 
  you. 
  You lasted 
  a minute on 
  the creek. 
  14 
  
   
  Heh… you 
  couldn’t 
  even last 
  one 
  m-i-n-u-t-e 
  on the 
  creek. 
   
  15 
  
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