TEXT: The Wandering Harlot Table
  The First Edition Dungeon Master Guide contained a 
  subtable on page 192 of what sorts of harlot a party 
  might encounter in a city.  Unfortunately, this table 
  proved far too limited for the much wider variety of 
  professional  entertainers  available  in  the  Mutant 
  Future,  and  therefore  the  present  author  has 
  expanded it.  This table is intended for the author's 
  setting  of  Vega$,  but  will  work  for  any  fairly 
  cosmopolitan wretched hive of scum and villainy.
  It builds on the DMG subtable, but if you don't have 
  that,  just  remember  phrases  like  “slovenly  trull”, 
  “wanton wench”, and “brazen strumpet,” and you'll 
  be fne: plug in your own values on Subtable A and 
  go to town.
  Notes:  in  the  “Gender”  entry,  “H”  means 
  “Hermaphroditic”  (at  least  one  of  each  gender's 
  genitals),  and  “N”  means  “Neuter”  or  “Not 
  Applicable”,  meaning  no  genitalia  at  all,  or  a 
  reproductive  system  baffingly  foreign  to  human 
  concepts of sexuality.  For a hermaphroditic plant, roll 
  once on each of subtables E and F.
  In the “Clientele” entry, “MF” means the harlot will 
  transact business with males or females, but neither 
  neuter  nor  hermaphroditic  characters.   A  negative 
  price  is  a  possibility  in  one  entry:  the  harlot  will 
  actually pay the character to be allowed to render 
  service.
  Mutated  Animals  and  Humans  should  proceed  to 
  Mutation Subtable P after the harlot subtable type 
  has been determined.  Mutated Animals should roll 
  on Mutation Subtable Q to determine the base animal 
  type.
  Harlots  are  quite  likely  to  attempt  to  rob  their 
  customers, and are perhaps even more likely to carry 
  vile diseases, with a probability more or less inversely 
  proportional to their price.
  Wandering Harlot Table
  d100
  Type/Gender/Clientele/Subtable
  01-08
  Pure Human / F / MF / A
  09-13
  Pure Human / F / M / A
  14
  Pure Human / F / Any / A
  15-17
  Pure Human / M / M / B
  18-20
  Pure Human / M / Any / B
  21-53
  Mutated Human / F / MF / A
  54-58
  Mutated Human / F / Any / A
  59-61
  Mutated Human / M / Any / B
  62
  Mutated Human / H / Any / C
  63
  Mutated Human / N / Any / D
  64-71
  Mutated Animal / F / MF / A
  72-75
  Mutated Animal / F / Any / A
  76-78
  Mutated Animal / M / Any / B
  79
  Mutated Animal / H / Any / C
  80
  Mutated Animal / N / Any / D
  81
  Mutated Plant / F / Any / E
  82
  Mutated Plant / M / Any / F
  83
  Mutated Plant / H / Any / E+F
  84-88
  Mutated Plant / N / Any / G
  89-92
  Android / F / Any / H
  93-94
  Android / M / Any / I
  95
  Android / N / Any / J
  96
  Sapient Monster / F / Any / K
  97
  Sapient Monster / M / Any / L
  98
  Sapient Monster / H / Any / M
  99
  Sapient Monster / N / Any / N
  00
  Other / - / - / O
  Wandering Harlot Subtable A - Female
  d100
  type 
  Price (gp)
  01-10
  from subtable in AD&D 1E DMG, 192
  1d10
  11-25
  “
  4d6
  26-35
  “
  1d4
  36-50
  “
  3d8
  51-65
  “
  2d8
  66-75
  “
  5d4
  76-85
  “
  1d100 + 50
  86-90
  “
  1d6x100
  91-92
  “
  d100
  93-94
  “
  freebie
  95-97
  86ed Barfy
  3d6
  99
  Nun
  10
  99
  Party Member's Sister (if possible)
  8d8
  00
  Party Member's Mom (if possible)
  1d3
  Wandering Harlot Subtable B - Male
  d100
  Type
  Price (gp)
  01-11
  Busted Gambler
  4d4
  12-16
  Hopeless Crackhead
  1d2
  17-79
  Republican Politician
  1d3-2
  80-89
  Televangelist
  4d8
  90-92
  Flamboyant Queen
  10d6
  93-95
  Unctuous Gigolo
  3d20
  96-97
  Drunk, Curious Fratboy
  2d12
  98
  Priest
  10
  99
  Party Member's Brother (if possible)
  2d6
  00
  Party Member's Dad (if possible)  
  1d4
  Wandering Harlot Subtable C - Hermaphroditic
  d100
  Type
  Price (gp)
  01-25
  Big-titted Chick-with-dick (hottish)
  10d4
  26-84
  Slender ladyboy (hottish)
  4d20
  85-91
  Bearded Lady
  1d10
  92-98
  Mid-op-Obese-Transsexual (not hot)
  1d8
  99
  Siamese Twins, one of each gender 
  1d100
  00
  Ancient Tiresias
  1d4
  Wandering Harlot Subtable D - Neuter
  d100
  Type
  Price (gp)
  01-25
  Simpering Eunuch
  6d4
  26-52
  Androgynous Bowie Clone
  10d10
  53-79
  “Pat”
  1d6
  80-97
  Angelic-voiced Soprano Castrato
  10d8
  98-00
  Horrifc Chainsaw Accident
  1d2
  Wandering Harlot Subtable E – Female Plant
  d100
  Genital Resemblance
  Price (gp)
  01-25
  Venus Flytrap
  3d8
  26-40
  Georgia O'Keefe Flower
  10d10
  41-45
  Box Elder
  2d6
  46-55
  Pussy Willow
  4d8
  56-62
  Yew Bush
  1d10
  63-70
  Slippery Elm
  5d4
  71-79
  Splintery Knothole
  1d4
  80-89
  Fleshy Pitcher Plant
  10d8
  
  90-94
  Melon with Hole
  8d6
  95-00
  Trumpet-shaped fowers
  4d6
  Wandering Harlot Subtable F – Male Plant
  d100
  Genital Resemblance
  Price (gp)
  01-10
  Amorphophallus Titanum
  10d6
  11-15
  Fuck Yew
  1d10
  16-45
  Prickly Cactus
  2d8
  46-55
  Mangrove roots
  3d4
  55-63
  Cucumber
  1d6
  64-69
  Cucumber (waxed)
  4d6
  70-73
  Humorously-shaped gourd
  2d8
  74-79
  Lodgepole pine
  2d4
  80-87
  Fleshy Fungoid
  2d12
  88-93
  Maize
  2d6
  94-00
  Fiddlehead Fern
  3d6
  Wandering Harlot Subtable G – Neuter Plant
  d100
  Resemblance
  Price 
  (gp)
  01-10
  Oak
  1d6
  11-23
  Pine
  1d4
  24-39
  Honeysuckle
  2d8
  40-47
  Poplar
  2d4
  48-59
  Hibiscus
  1d10
  60-63
  Redwood
  1d20
  64-72
  Puffball
  10d10
  73-77
  Chili Pepper
  4d8
  78-82
  Mulberry
  2d4
  83-88
  Dandelion
  1d8
  89-92
  Pokeweed
  1d4
  93
  Ragweed
  1d2
  94
  Baobob
  7d6
  95
  Mother-In-Law's Tongue
  5d8
  96
  Monkey Puzzle
  2d6
  97
  Peyote Cactus
  4d100
  98
  Banyan
  3d8
  99
  Rosebush
  10d4
  00
  Lamb's Ear
  3d8
  Wandering Harlot Subtable H – Female Android
  d100
  Type
  Price (gp)
  01-10
  Sultry French Maidbot
  8d6
  11-25
  Brazen Strumpetbot
  3d4
  26-32
  Solvent-addled Slutbot
  2d2
  33-37
  Robostewardess on day off
  4d10
  38-49
  Saucy Tartbot
  3d6
  50-55
  Luscious Femmebot
  12d20
  56-62
  Demure Geishabot
  4d20
  63-68
  Badly Confused Warbot
  1d8
  69-77
  Sleazy dude in silver paint/fake boobs
  1d4
  78-87
  Psycho Hosebot
  3d12
  88-91
  RealDoll Mk. XVIII
  2d100
  92-96
  Ghetto Hobot
  4d3
  97
  Depraved Nunbot
  10
  98
  Really broken Slot Machine
  1
  99
  Unemployed Vacuumbot
  2d4
  00
  Wanton Wenchbot
  1d10
  Wandering Harlot Subtable I – Male Android
  d100
  Type
  Price (gp)
  01-08
  Hairy Bearbot
  6d4
  09-22
  Laid-off Bending Robot
  1d6
  23-44
  BoyToy 3000
  7d6
  45
  HolmesBot 12-incher
  1d20+30
  47-68
  Ubiquitous RonJeremyBot
  1d4
  69
  J. Edgar Hoovertron DX
  5d6
  70-72
  Hobo in cardboard robot suit
  3d4
  73-79
  Industrial Painting Robot in new career
  1d6
  80-85
  Robot from Moonwalker video game
  4d4
  86-90
  Navybot on shore leave
  1d8
  91
  Peter Northbot
  3d10
  92-96
  Tin Woodsman
  3d8
  97
  Chatterly GardenerBot
  4d10
  98
  CNC Drill Press on the lam
  1d10
  99
  Protocol Droid/Astromech double-team
  6d12
  00
  Dirty PriestBot
  10
  Wandering Harlot Subtable J – Neuter Android
  d100
  Type
  Price (gp)
  01-10
  Toaster
  1d4
  11-25
  Refrigerator
  3d4
  26-32
  Juicer
  2d2
  33-37
  Blender
  4d4
  38-49
  Rice Cooker
  3d2
  50-55
  Microwave Oven
  3d4
  56-62
  StenographerBot
  1d8
  63-68
  Automated Taxicab
  4d4+4/mile
  69-77
  Suicide Booth
  1d10
  78-87
  Washing Machine
  3d6
  88-93
  GardenerBot (ungendered)
  2d2
  94-97
  DentistBot
  3d3
  98
  1963 Volkswagen Bug with insane AI
  1d8
  99
  Locomotive
  3d10
  00
  Tankbot
  4d20
  Wandering Harlot Subtable K – Female Sapient Monster
  d8
  Type
  Price (gp)
  1
  Brain Lasher
  2d12
  2
  Eye Bitch
  2d6
  3 
  Humanoid Mass
  3d8
  4
  Medusoid
  2d10
  5
  Pod Plant
  2d8
  6
  Sky Ray
  2d20
  7
  Walking Dead
  3d3
  8
  Xeno Cow
  2d8
  Wandering Harlot Subtable L – Male Sapient Monster
  d100
  Type
  Price (gp)
  01
  Brain Lasher
  2d12
  02
  Eye Dog
  2d6
  03
  Humanoid Mass
  3d8
  04
  Pod Plant
  2d6
  05
  Pumpkin Man
  2d8
  06
  Sky Ray
  2d20
  07-98
  Spidergoat
  1d3
  99
  Walking Dead
  3d3
  00
  Xeno Bull
  3d20
  Wandering  Harlot  Subtable  M  –  Hermaphroditic  Sapient 
  Monster
  d4
  Type
  Price (gp)
  1
  Fungoid
  4d6
  2
  Humanoid Mass
  8d8
  3
  The Irradiated
  1d6
  4
  Kamata
  4d4
  Wandering Harlot Subtable N – Neuter Sapient Monster
  d10
  Type
  Price (gp)
  1
  Carcass Scavenger
  1d3
  2
  Burrow Tuber
  1d3
  3
  Fungoid
  4d6
  4
  Gamma Wyrm
  8d10
  5
  Humanoid Mass
  1d8
  6
  Insectoid Eye
  2d8
  7
  The Irradiated
  1d6
  8
  Narcolep
  4d8
  9
  Stalker Plant
  1d6
  10
  Walking Dead
  1d2
  
  Wandering Harlot Subtable O – Other
  d10
  Type
  Price (gp)
  1
  Being of Pure Energy
  4d8
  2
  Green Slime
  2d6
  3
  Gray Ooze
  2d8
  4
  Ghost
  2d12
  5
  Transdimensional Alien Being
  9d4
  6
  Time-Space Anomaly
  1d10
  7
  Airborne Jellyfsh Thing
  1d20
  8
  Amoeboid
  3d8
  9
  Sonic-based Lifeform
  4d10
  10
  use Raggi's Esoteric Creature Generator 1d6x1d100
  Wandering Harlot Subtable P – Mutations
  d12
  Mutation
  1
  Additional genitals (if applicable)
  2
  Prehensile genitals (if applicable)
  3
  Triple-Jointed
  4
  Intoxicating Pheromones
  5
  Empathy
  6
  Prehensile tongue (if applicable)
  7
  Vibrating muscle tissue
  8
  Localized temperature control
  9
  Telepathic stimulation of brain pleasure centers
  10
  Enlarged primary/secondary sexual characteristics
  11
  Telekinesis
  12
  Roll twice on table
  Wandering Harlot Subtable Q –  Base Animal Type
  d20
  Type
  1
  Hawk
  2
  Cat
  3
  Dog
  4
  Pig
  5
  Cow
  6
  Rabbit
  7
  Deer
  8
  Moose
  9
  Elephant
  10
  Rhino
  11
  Crow
  12
  Cockroach
  13
  Spider
  14
  Horse
  15
  Tiger
  16
  Narwhal
  17
  Crocodile
  18
  Bat
  19
  Rat
  20
  Bear
  
SOURCE: textdata/thevault/System neutral/Tables & Charts/NPCs & Rumormill/Wandering-Harlot-Table.pdf