   Dreams and sleeping
  Okay, for the last year I have had a recurring dream, where I am an owner of a factory, during the early industrial revolution. A sleep factory. In the dream, I am dressed very neatly in a clean, black suit of the era. The entire factory is brown, including the people. I''m up in my office, looking out over the work floor. I''m yelling into a microphone at the workers over the loud speaker to "work harder, sleep faster. sleep efficiency is down 20%. More sleep."Very weird...When I went to have my wisdom teeth pulled, under the anethsisia I would not breath on my own. So, the surgeon suggested I get a sleep study done to determine if I had sleep apnea (stopping breathing during sleep). I did the study (god awful thing. Dozens of electrods all over my body and head, uncomfortable and you have to sleep like that). The results just came in. I don''t have sleep apnea (whew, now I don''t have to wear that air pump mask). I have...Poor Sleep EfficiencyImmediately, I thought, "I knew it, I knew I was giving those damn good for nothing workers too long of a lunch break. That''s it, 14 hour work days, NO LUNCH BREAK". It was at this point that I decided I need to sleep more, I''m going insane. 
  I had a dream sequence for about 2 years that I had a 10,000 year life span and owned pretty much the entire universe as a benevolent military dictator. Enough material to fill an entire series of movies. And I''m not even making this up.Beat that ;quote:Original post by Promit  I had a dream sequence for about 2 years that I had a 10,000 year life span and owned pretty much the entire universe as a benevolent military dictator. Enough material to fill an entire series of movies. And I''m not even making this up.Beat that  yes, but noone ever told you IRL that you were a benevolent military dictator.I''m saying that I had this weird dream for a year, and then a couple of weeks ago had the sleep study that confirmed my dream.BACK TO WORK, YOU MAGGOT PROLETARIAT!! ;  Come on. EVERYBODY knows that your brain is just running HumanThought98 and dreams are just the screensavers that come on when your brains doing nothing.Get with it! ;  I''ve had several recurring dreams of being chased by that spider in LOTR:ROTK. ;  That''s pretty damn awesome. I just keep having the same old boring shoot the hell out of everything in my SU-27 kinda dreams. Interestingly enough I seem to be able to speak and read Russian in my dreams. *Shrug* Ever think of giving your poor workers a fully featured benifits package and a cafeteria stocking free coke and coffee. That raise efficiancy quite signifigantly. Or you could just beat them until efficiancy improves. ;  Several months ago I dreamed I was in Quake 3, and let me tell you, when you get hit by shrapnel you do not keep running and jupming around - that chit hurt like heck, and I didn''t want to die so I could go again, I wanted to get out.  Kinda funny.   I fseek, therefore I fam. ;quote:Original post by reaptide  That''s pretty damn awesome. I just keep having the same old boring shoot the hell out of everything in my SU-27 kinda dreams. Interestingly enough I seem to be able to speak and read Russian in my dreams. *Shrug* Ever think of giving your poor workers a fully featured benifits package and a cafeteria stocking free coke and coffee. That raise efficiancy quite signifigantly. Or you could just beat them until efficiancy improves.   but this is the early industrial revolution, people aren''t drinking coffee that much yet, and coke still has cocainne in it, which would definitely DECREASE efficiency. ;quote:Original post by blueEbola  I''ve had several recurring dreams of being chased by that spider in LOTR:ROTK.  ugh, don''t remind me. uuuuuggghhh ;  I once had a pretty messed up dream, too long to type it all out here.  But the high point was a moose(yay for being Canadian) charged at me and my family while we were in a car, half way to getting to us it turned into a dude in a bear suit that would slap ppl and they fell asleep.  Crazy shit dogg. 