   My Spam Hilights
  This should be a segment on Conan right between the first guest and Triumph's display of perfection in insulting.First of all - do you get MSN spam? That is the main reason for starting this thread, because I've been getting increasingly more messages saying that an 18 year old girl form Tuscon, Arizona desperately likes me and wants to hook up. There's nothing more turnoffish than getting a syntactic nightmare from uymdsnsdfl@peep.com claiming to be 18 and turned on by men she's never seen.Furthermore, I've been explicitly offered:1) fat women2) numerous trips to Disneyland3) underage women4) drugs to control morning wood5) drugs to induce morning wood6) drugs that claim to teach me C++ (or whatever they're currently selling) in 5 days7) black women8) RINGTONES (ringtone advertisements are worse than anything that is or can be tumorous or have burst boils)9) drugs that claim to malform my manhood in all possible ways10) drugs that have every letter doubled and claim to be twice as effective at the same thingLately, not once have I been offered millions of dollars for helping a new-rich African tycoon about to kick the bucket, to help transfer their money from anywhere to anywhere else.Plus I've been repeatedly threatened by Hotmail about my account that's apparently not worth their crappy service :(My favorite, though - the one I saved in a separate folder, is the following:Dear Mr./Ms. Omar Gomez,You may now download photos online at peteyworld.comAnd remember, if you don't find what you need online, please call for a custom search of our full collection.Thanks for coming to our website.Best Regards,Your friends at PeteyWorld, Inc. I have a neightbor called Omar. I'm thinking maybe they just got the address wrong.   
  I've never gotten MSN spam.   ;  How about those airline peanuts.   ;Quote:Original post by irreversibleThis should be a segment on Conan right between the first guest and Triumph's display of perfection in insulting.First of all - do you get MSN spam? That is the main reason for starting this thread, because I've been getting increasingly more messages saying that an 18 year old girl form Tuscon, Arizona desperately likes me and wants to hook up. There's nothing more turnoffish than getting a syntactic nightmare from uymdsnsdfl@peep.com claiming to be 18 and turned on by men she's never seen.Furthermore, I've been explicitly offered:1) fat women2) numerous trips to Disneyland3) underage women4) drugs to control morning wood5) drugs to induce morning wood6) drugs that claim to teach me C++ (or whatever they're currently selling) in 5 days7) black women8) RINGTONES (ringtone advertisements are worse than anything that is or can be tumorous or have burst boils)9) drugs that claim to malform my manhood in all possible ways10) drugs that have every letter doubled and claim to be twice as effective at the same thingLately, not once have I been offered millions of dollars for helping a new-rich African tycoon about to kick the bucket, to help transfer their money from anywhere to anywhere else.Plus I've been repeatedly threatened by Hotmail about my account that's apparently not worth their crappy service :(My favorite, though - the one I saved in a separate folder, is the following:Dear Mr./Ms. Omar Gomez,You may now download photos online at peteyworld.comAnd remember, if you don't find what you need online, please call for a custom search of our full collection.Thanks for coming to our website.Best Regards,Your friends at PeteyWorld, Inc. I have a neightbor called Omar. I'm thinking maybe they just got the address wrong.Yeah, that's totally hilarious and original. Next, you should make fun of emo kids! That'd be a blast!   ;Quote:Original post by ArchWizardYeah, that's totally hilarious and original. Next, you should make fun of emo kids! That'd be a blast!I wish my lawn were an emo kid so that it would cut itself.   ;  sometimes gmail misses one or two (seeing as I get a few hundred a day, it's no big deal if 1 or 2 don't make it into the spam folder right away).here's one of the ones it missed recently:Quote:Subject: Im so annoyed about last friday.Scotty D. Butcher <ze.Hyde@vision2012.net> to csepix More options  12:42 am(12 minutes ago)Images are not displayed. 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Really weird and pointless.   ;  @ArchWizardWhat can I say - personal attachment. The sentimental value is immeasurable.As I mentioned, though - the thread wasn't really about e-mail spam, but MSN spam and it's not supposed to be hilarious - it's annoying (and relatively new to me).   ;Quote:Original post by irreversibleit's not supposed to be hilarious - it's annoyingIn that case, this should be a segment on Craig Kilborn's show OH SNAP.   ;Quote:Original post by ArchWizardQuote:Original post by irreversibleit's not supposed to be hilarious - it's annoyingIn that case, this should be a segment on Craig Kilborn's show OH SNAP.Craig Kilborn has been off the air for like two years OH SNAP.Still funny though[smile]   ;Quote:Original post by Ranger50000Craig Kilborn has been off the air for like two years OH SNAP.He has? Wow, things have changed since I last watched late night television.   