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  Newark Safer Than BelievedResidents disagree with sordid image.Many popular news sources argue that the quaint New Jersey suburb of Newark is among the worst cities in the country.  The residents of this popular vacation town have risen up in rebellion against this misinterpretation.“I aint seen no city as nice as dis place.  Dis my home, man,” said Jamal Urchin, a resident.  When asked about what types of recreation were available to the residents, Jamal replied, “Well, it depends on tha day.  On Fridays I like to steal some cars and make some money fo my bling.  On Saturdays I usually shoot some fool.  On Sundays, I go to my opera singing class.”This makes apparent the plethora of things available to do in Newark: stealing cars, rockin’ bling, shootin’ fools, and opera singing.  To get a better view of what life in Newark is like, I hit the street.  Within minutes I ran across a man sticking a slim piece of metal between the window and door of a Ford Taurus.  I asked the man what his name was, and what he was doing.“Hey man, my names Big Larry.  I’m just jacking this car.”I asked Big Larry exactly how you going about doing this, and he explained, “See, you just take this piece of metal, called a slim jim, in this little part of the door, and pull up, and it unlocks the door.I was fascinated.  The city of Newark is obviously a Mecca of knowledge.  The people live out their lives with a multitude of activities and knowledge to get them through the day.  The words “cesspool” and “dangerous” do not apply to Newark.After completing my investigation, I took a bus home, since I couldn’t find my car anywhere.   
  Funny   ;  Next stop, camden.   