   Political Humor
  A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn''t that Bush and Rumsfield sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that''s them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"Bush says, "We''re planning WW III. And the guy says, "Really? What''s going to happen?"Bush says, "Well, we''re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"Bush turns to Rumsfield, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"---- 
  Hilarious![/sarcasm]   "Next time a terrorist gets freed after ten months of red tape, I’ll be sure to thank [the democrats]. I guarantee you that if someone is put in prison with the Patriot Act, even in the rare chance they are not a terrorist or have connections to terrorism, they are sure as hell guilty of something." -- A True Die-Hard American Patriot ;  Hah, I like it! ;quote:Original post by dirkduck   Hah, I like it!   Despite the fact that it's just like every other [insert race's name here] are worthless joke?   "Next time a terrorist gets freed after ten months of red tape, I’ll be sure to thank [the democrats]. I guarantee you that if someone is put in prison with the Patriot Act, even in the rare chance they are not a terrorist or have connections to terrorism, they are sure as hell guilty of something." -- A True Die-Hard American Patriot   [edited by - Mscgamer on February 14, 2004 3:33:55 PM];quote:Despite the fact that it''s just like every other [insert race''s name here] are worthless joke? no it isnt. the only thing thats the same is that they both take a piss at somebody. ;  Heh. I like it.No left turn unstoned ;  140 million Iraqi''s? There are only 25 million Iraqi''s. Where do you think the other 115 million people will come from? ...;  Lots of sex. Lots and lots of sex.Anyways, these sorts of jokes are only appreciated by people who look at the subtleties. It''s NOT funny because Bush wants to kill 140 million of anything, it''s funny because Bush thought that everyone would freak out about killing the repairman.Jeez, guys, it''s a joke. ;quote:Original post by Mscgamer  Hilarious![/sarcasm]Yeah, I didn''t find it all that funny either. New twist on an old joke.Your sig, however:quote:"Next time a terrorist gets freed after ten months of red tape, I’ll be sure to thank [the democrats]. I guarantee you that if someone is put in prison with the Patriot Act, even in the rare chance they are not a terrorist or have connections to terrorism, they are sure as hell guilty of something." -- A True Die-Hard American Patriot   Hilarious!Cédric ;quote:Original post by Cedric  Your sig, however:quote:"Next time a terrorist gets freed after ten months of red tape, I’ll be sure to thank [the democrats]. I guarantee you that if someone is put in prison with the Patriot Act, even in the rare chance they are not a terrorist or have connections to terrorism, they are sure as hell guilty of something." -- A True Die-Hard American Patriot    Hilarious!Cédric   somehow im affraid thats not a joke... 