   A Text Adventure
  You wake up in a cage.  I giant sleeping lion lays before you.You see : Pile of hay.  A Sleeping Lion.  Locked cage door.Directions : none.>  
  poke sleeping lion  ;  The lion wakes up.It glares at you.You see : Pile of hay. Awake Lion. Locked cage door.Directions : none>  ;  Attempt to feed hay to lion.[edited by - Rob Loach on May 14, 2003 1:36:54 PM];  feed lion to hay.  ;  Stuff the Pile of hay into the Awake Lion, then stuff the Awake Lion With Pile Of Hay into the Lock on the Locked Door.  ;  The Lion gags on the hay.Moving the hay reveals a key on the floor.You see : Key, Gagging lion.  Locked cage door.Directions : none;  eat key.  ;  Have sex with the lion.I would post a link to the movie clip, but that''s against the forum rules I think.  ;  > eat keyNo thank you. I am full.The lion glares at you.The lion licks his lips.You see : Key. Glaring Lion.  Locked cage door.Directions : none>  