   I just saw the crappest movie last night...
  I turned on my TV at 10:45 to watch a late movie, only to be blessed with Hackers and its idiocy streaming its crapulence over my screen. I watched half an hour and had then had enough. Has anyone seen this movie? It is really quite funny. Whoever wrote/directed this fest of stupidity had absolutely no idea about computers or technology. In fact, it seems that they had absolutely no idea of common logic and reality.Speaking of bad movies, has anyone ever watched Space Platoon (I think that was the name)? The worst movie I have ever seen.  I watched 10 minutes. Utter crap. Seriously though, this is the Big Rigs of the film industry. Go down to your local video store and hire it out, watch a small portion just out of curiosity then do the world a favour and demolish the tape. 
  Ever seen Solaris?  *Shudders*  That movie also sucked HARD! ;  I think "They Live" is worse than both of those. That is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It''s probably even worse than Jason X, but slightly better than Halloween 3: Season of the Witch.   "Next time a terrorist gets freed after ten months of red tape, I’ll be sure to thank [the democrats]. I guarantee you that if someone is put in prison with the Patriot Act, even in the rare chance they are not a terrorist or have connections to terrorism, they are sure as hell guilty of something." -- A True Die-Hard American Patriot ;  Erm. The Englishman that went up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain with Hugh Grant. Absolutely, 100%, the worst movie.EVAR~!1- CD   Brought to you by Code_Dark;quote:Original post by Code_Dark  Erm. The Englishman that went up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain with Hugh Grant. Absolutely, 100%, the worst movie.EVAR~!1- CD   Brought to you by Code_Dark Not really.  I didn''t like it a whole lot, but it wasn''t that bad. ;  Some how I got duped into watching "Glimmer" with Mariah Carrie. Dear god, that made me want to commit suicide.the "Double Dragon" movie was more like "Double Dumbass Dildo-dorks". ;  Hackers was entertaining because it was funny to laugh at how bad it was.A truly bad movie is a movie so bad that it''s not even fun to make fun of. Something along the lines of Kill Bill, or Lawnmower Man 2. Or any Pauly Shore movie. ;  Sans the blatantly fantasized computer portrayals, Hackers is actually one hell of a well-produced movie. Great characters, clothing, environments. Some rather subtle and beautiful cinematography, especially given the context. Very well directed.   shortcurves.com | /josh;quote:Original post by Mithrandir  Hackers was entertaining because it was funny to laugh at how bad it was.Absolutely! It''s like Mortal Kombat - the movie is so bad... which makes it actually somewhat good. That is until you put on the second one. MK''s sequel is a movie to slit your wrists to.   Colin Jeanne | Invader''s Realm;quote:Original post by Salsa  Sans the blatantly fantasized computer portrayals, Hackers is actually one hell of a well-produced movie. Great characters, clothing, environments. Some rather subtle and beautiful cinematography, especially given the context. Very well directed.   shortcurves.com | /josh Damn salsa, and you do avatars too!  You should run for president of gameland.  Speaking as someone who''s been writing screenplays for a long time, they did a great job at what can be terribly intimidating writing, bringing technology to the untechnical comprehendingly.  The acting was a lot better than the directing, but, I''ve done both and there are different criteria for evaluating each, so it''s just my opinion.  The amazing thing in that movie for me was how bad Angeliano Jolie looked during her meth years, and yet she managed to actually portray from time to time. Signed, Avatarless Adventuredesign(an indiana jones like figure with a draftsman''s triangle and a draftsman''s compass)