   Sorry fokes. Just wasn't ment to be.
  Ahhhh the 4 Elements contest. Sounds like a good time. Alas time is little, and I have many side projects I fail to put myself into.  The grandmaster of procrastination that I am, my entry would never see the light of a computer monitor. So taking on another project just doesn't seem wise. However, I feel I must at least tell the tale of the epic story that should, but never will be, the best game you ever played. The story of how.... “NINJAS STOLE MY BABY!”That's right, Ninjas are stealing babies! They need babies to replenish the ninja ranks before the art of the ninja is lost to history. To raise and train into the baddest, super secret, stealthy warriors the world has ever known. Too bad for the ninja they have gotten sloppy. Desperation has tipped their hand and a select few women have found them out. Now these ladies are out for some ninja blood. They'er going to get their babies back even if they have to take out the entire army of ninja in the process. Oh if it were only that simple. As it turns out the ninjas have been guarding an ancient relic left long ago by aliens. Aliens who have just turned up looking for their property. Something that they may very well use to destroy the world!!!! So its quite a pickle your in. You could let the ninjas have your baby and save the world...OR wipe out the ninjas, get your baby back and let the aliens have their shot at destroying the world. Ahhh screw it. Just have to kill them all. -Take on Ninjas and Aliens in an RPG like no other! Well, OK. Just like Fallout but with more blood. -Use the real world weapons of a stay at home mom. Pummel your foes to death with Mops and plungers. Blind them with Raid, and knock them out cold with home made Bleach/ammonia bombs!-Unlock hidden fighters like Butch. The modern day stay at home, BBQ king. He's gonna cook up some top choice ninja burgers. Who's your daddy? Butch is your daddy. Oh yeah.-Mix and match spices, herbs, and house hold cleaners for some wicked chemical warfare.-all this and much, much more!“Ninjas Stole My Baby!” Look for it sometime after hell freezes over.   
  At least you're honest about the release date, unlike 3D Realms.   ;Quote:Original post by Goober King -Use the real world weapons of a stay at home mom.So I can run over people with my SUV, and shoot at them with small-caliber revolvers, tear gas and pepper spray? Awesome.;  Cool idea... which is the second element, though? Aliens didn't make the cut...   ;Quote:Original post by superpigCool idea... which is the second element, though? Aliens didn't make the cut...Aliens always use robots to do their dirty work.  Duh.  And perhaps that relic, once activated by the aliens, causes people to turn into zombies?  Sounds like a plot twist to me.CM   ;Quote:Original post by Conner McCloudQuote:Original post by superpigCool idea... which is the second element, though? Aliens didn't make the cut...Aliens always use robots to do their dirty work.  Duh.  And perhaps that relic, once activated by the aliens, causes people to turn into zombies?  Sounds like a plot twist to me.CMOh, and the ninjas were trained by pirates.;  You could always make the Aliens Pirates.   ;Quote:Original post by Gunslinger RRQuote:Original post by Conner McCloudQuote:Original post by superpigCool idea... which is the second element, though? Aliens didn't make the cut...Aliens always use robots to do their dirty work.  Duh.  And perhaps that relic, once activated by the aliens, causes people to turn into zombies?  Sounds like a plot twist to me.CMOh, and the ninjas were trained by pirates.Why would ninjas be trained by pirates?  Lets be realistic here.CM   ;Quote:Original post by RavuyaQuote:Original post by Goober King -Use the real world weapons of a stay at home mom.So I can run over people with my SUV, and shoot at them with small-caliber revolvers, tear gas and pepper spray? Awesome.Pepper spray yes. SUVs maybe. Minivans also possible. Revolvers...not likley. Dirty diapers very likely.Quote:Original post by superpigCool idea... which is the second element, though? Aliens didn't make the cut...Blast! I thougt they did. Soooo.....Quote:Original post by DakeDesuYou could always make the Aliens Pirates.The aliens are clearly space pirates.Honestly though I don't remember any games that used pirates. Oooodles using aliens. I can't imagine how aliens are not a basic building block of the gaming world.   ;  How about:    Alien pirates with robot slaves used earth as a secret pirate stash a few hundred years ago and left a powerful mind control device that gives the controlled slave an enhanced body (resistant to dying). Ninjas discovered the artifact, messed with it, and broke it. It only makes mindless slaves which are hard to kill - zombies. Aliens show up, ninjas wont return the artifact = war between ninjas and alien pirates. ninjas are forced to use the artifact to fight against the aliens anf their robot slaves. You got alien pirates with robots vs ninja with zombies. Player must avoid the crossfire and get the baby back. MOM > ninjas, pirates, zombies, robots [lol][embarrass]