   Buglist Haiku
  At most code shops, reports for known bugs are filed and kept in massive databases.At my job, known bugs are are scribbled on little cards and described using Haiku.I thought I would share my top 3.1.Spatial hash is fullfalling for eternityperformance not good2.Damn profanity!Battlemaster's mom complained.TODO: smite cuss words.3.Oh! Please, server, pleaseReplicate and distributemy ValueInstance!Anyone else want to give it a try?   
  Divide by zeroSo many messy long intsWhy does God hate me   ;  This is not my own, but it's always been my favorite:Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.;  I have no log classMany things behave strangelyFor reasons unknown   ;  just install linuxfirefox is my saviorzealots have no friends   ;This does not work wellBad news that I wrote it drunkUnobfuscate please;*** glibc detected ***in free(): invalid pointergod damn it all, WHY!?!???;  SQL injection!Why did I not bother withmysql_escape?   ;Contact Microsoft:An Internal CompilerError has occurred.;  An error occurred.Cannot find out when or where.Lazy programmer.Quote:Original post by TelamonAt my job, known bugs are are scribbled on little cards and described using Haiku.Best place to work. Ever. Consider yourself the target of my envy.   