   retirement greeting
  what do you say for retirement?there's:Happy BirthdayMerry ChristmasHappy HanukahHappy New Year'sI'd guess, a 'Congrats, have a happy retirement'  would work?  or what else should i say instead?   
  "You are no longer useful."More seriously, it REALLY depends on the person.  While some are eager to retire, some are really afraid of it.  If you know there are happy with it, well, just go with something like "enjoy your free time !" or wathever.  If they aren't however, you'll need something more diplomatic, which depends on the person.   ;  congrats, your life no longer has meaning!Seriously, i would probably say "happy retirement".   ;  You could throw in a "May the years be good to you."   ;  Front:"Congratulations, it's your retirement! You no longer need to work..."Inside the card:"but you have no money."   ;  Give him a Very Special GDNet Greeting Card:   ---------+  ----------/    |+/|---+   +------------------------+------------------------+   | |   |   |    |    ||   The Good News:    |   |   |    |    || |   |   |    |The Bad News: ||   You've Finally    |   |   |    |    ||Made It To |   |   |    |    You've Got AIDS!    ||RETIREMENT!|   | ====={open card}====> |    |    || |   |   |    |    || |   |   |    |    || |   |   |    | Love,   || |   |   |    |    || |   |   |    | GameDev.Net  ||  ---------+   |   |    |    || ----------/   |   |    | P.S. Have some picaek. |+/------------------------+   +------------------------+------------------------+;  I would say "Congratulations". Getting to the point where you can retire is an accomplishment.;  "Hey [insert name], ever read/see Logan's Run?......."   ;  You could say"Wish you a happy, purposeful and prosperous retired life."   ;  You've given away your best years to this company, and now that you've got the experience and looks that only old age can bring, we're getting rid of you. Don't worry about us, we've already replaced you with someone cheaper and better looking. Happy retirement!   