   Attack with a deadly dead dog
  Some days I read the news and have to remind myself that this stuff really happens. Quote:Woman attacks dog breeder with ChihuahuaTHE ASSOCIATED PRESSST. PETERS, Mo. -- A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.The rest of the storySo, if you were a lawyer for the accused, how would you plead the case?   
  Drove away flailing the body out the sunroof?! That is morbidly hysterical. If I was a neighbor watching that, I wouldn't know whether to laugh pitifully or vomit. :/   ;  The dog breeder shouldn't have been getting rid of the dogs that young, and the dog owner definitely shouldn't have broken into the breeder's home and assaulted her.   ;Quote:Original post by RavuyaThe dog breeder shouldn't have been getting rid of the dogs that young, and the dog owner definitely shouldn't have broken into the breeder's home and assaulted her.Especially not with the carcass of said dog...   ;  At least she isn't a porcupine breeder.   ;  It could have been worse... it could have been a live dog.  Or a Saint Bernard.Now I'm envisioning the fish slapping dance, smacking the guy in the face with a little Chihuahua, and then he pulls out a Saint Bernard and... yeah, "Dog Slapping Dance".   ;Quote:Original post by RavuyaAt least she isn't a porcupine breeder.[lol]That was an incredible article. Some people just don't know how to handle things... If you really liked the dog and wanted it to live, why would you beat someone over the head with said dog's carcass and then flail it around out of your sunroof while speeding away?;  As the proud owner of a chihuahua I'd like to extend a deep, "WTF?!"Seriously...this is just weird.  Karma dictates that they should both go to jail and be locked in the same cell together.   ;  At least they've been to the clinic; they know their love is clean.   ;  Hold on. I've had some more time to think of how insane this entire thing is.You buy a dog.You take the dog to the vet, who tells you the dog is too young to be away from its mother.You try to take the dog back to its mother, but it dies.You are sad for the little dead dog, so you go to the seller's house.You break into the seller's house to steal another puppy (which is presumably just as young and will die as well) and end up brutalizing the seller with the corpse of your beloved canine companion after the seller tries to kick you out of her house.A scuffle ensues, and you peel out of the driveway waving the corpse of your beloved family pet out the sunroof.You issue threats over the phone and in person to the seller.How exactly do you get from #4 to #5? There had to be something else going on. Or she was high on crack.   