   Dirty Jokes (WARNING this thread may contain obscenities)
  I am tempted to start a dirty-joke telling thread.Before I kick off I''d like the moderators to say how far is OK (eg is something disgusting acceptable through pure innuendo or euphamism (sp?), are there any untoutchable themes (eg racism), can the filth be left to the imagination (eg "shift happens")?).Wow, check out that punctuation!   ********I am not the Iraqi information minister.GSACP  : GameDev Society Against Crap PostingTo join: Put these lines in your signature and don''t post crap! 
  I-can-''t-stop-pos-ting-crapp.....o-u-g-h..pants ;  ***Warning, some people may find the following joke sexist and of sexual nature. It is not my intention, and if you believe you may be offended by sexist/ sex jokes about women and sex, I urge you not to read on. This joke is for humourour purposes only and is not meant to offend.***What the similarity between a woman and a box of KFC drumsticks?Once you''re done with the legs all you are left with is a greasy box. ;  A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it. "Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit. Each afternoon she''d take a frankfurter from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she''d sit on it and have a ball.""She nearly drove me crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her trailer and when she slid the frankfurter into the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole." "She sat down on it and everything was great until there was a knock at the door.""And then?" said the doctor. "Aw hell," the patient explained."That''s when she tried to kick it under the stove."   ------------------------------If 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diahrea does that mean the fifth person enjoys it? p.s. excuse me english. im from L.A. ;  How long do you thing it will take untill someone will be put on probation?  "C lets you shoot yourself in the foot rather easily. C++ allows you to reuse the bullet!"  ;  *WARNING!!!!! MAY BE (QUITE) OFFENSIVE!!!!!!*Q) What do you call the piece of flesh around a v*gina?A) Woman   Sander Maréchal[Lone Wolves Game Development][RoboBlast][Articles][GD Emporium][Webdesign][E-mail]GSACP: GameDev Society Against Crap Posting  To join: Put these lines in your signature and don't post crap!   [edited by - sander on August 4, 2003 8:48:36 AM];  Well the acceptability issue seems to have been throuwn out of the window. Eh.Okay, this one is a bit muckyThree old ladies are sitting on the park bench. A pervert came over and flashed his genitals at them. Two had a stroke. The other couldn''t reach.   ********I am not the Iraqi information minister.GSACP  : GameDev Society Against Crap PostingTo join: Put these lines in your signature and don''t post crap! ;  What''s the difference between oral and anal sex?A blowjob makes your day, but buggery makes your whole week. ;  Are (some-what) racist jokes aloud?  I know, racism is a dumb thing, but some of the jokes are funny as hell... ;quote:Original post by Rob Loach  Are (some-what) racist jokes aloud?  I know, racism is a dumb thing, but some of the jokes are funny as hell...   WTF?  I''m on probation? 