   I turn my back for a few minutes...
  I turn my back for a few minutes... which turn into weeks, which turn into days, which turn back into weeks then months then ... oh my... I just realised those articles I submitted like last decade got through onto the GameDev site! Right when I was about to overhaul the lot of them for being obscenely old.So... Whats been happening? Whats the new fad?   
  The fad of the day is wearing a cucumber as a hat. I tried to go one further and don the old courgette, but alas it was a silly affair [sad].   ;  Smoking kittens. Yep.All the cool kids are doing it these days.   ;  I remember smoking a few kittens back in the day. I didn't realise that the fads had gone retro.   ;  Here, have a picture of Queen Victoria. (You've not given them up, have you?)   ;  Goblins are also being killed in masses again! We need to stop this insanity!Roach   ;  You know dwarf, you're presence is required in Tiberia. We got Tammakay in there too now.You know, stuff.   ;  OMG, my drunken buddy! ;_; I had almost forgottten about you   ;  Dwarf, we miss you but we replaced you with Tammakay. Come back whenever.   ;  Superpig: Thanks, here's a photograph of a five pound note in return.   