   A little science humour
  Pulled off of the cyberpunk community on LJ. Original post.A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.A rolling stone gathers momentum.All that glitters has a high refractive index.Beware of the Quantum Ducks! Quark! Quark! Quark!Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.Does radioactive halibut make fission chips?Entropy isn''t what it used to be.Even chaos has a pattern.If you''re not part of the solution, you''re part of the precipitate.Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it bereturned without a receipt.Mr. Math says: "Don''t drink and derive!"Paul''s Law: You can''t fall off the floor.Photons have mass? I didn''t even know they wereCatholic.Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.Resistance is useless (if less than 1 ohm).Seen on Pavlov''s door: "Knock. Don''t ring bell."Seen on the door to a light-wave lab: "Do not lookinto laser with remaining good eye."The speed of time is one second per second.The two most common things in the universe arehydrogen and stupidity.The universe does not have laws--it has habits, andhabits can be broken.TRAPEZOID: A device for catching zoids.White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.Without Time, everything would happen at once.   Christopher S. ''coldacid'' Charabaruk <chrisc*meldstar!com> [journal]Meldstar Entertainment - Creation, cubed."Every time I think I''ve heard it all from SCO, they come up with a new howler." Steven Vaughan-Nichols, eWeek 
  heh   I Want My Island"The same people who so greatly oppose slavery, so much that they are willing to kill over it... have just forced me to fight the battle for them."- Robert (I Want My Island) ;quote:Original post by black_mage_s  heh   Agreed ;  One atom sais to another "Hey, can you help me?  I lost an electron!""Are you sure?""Yes, I''m positive!" ;  This thread gives me a tingling sensation and an urge to change my major to Lit.   - Alex Broadwin- Domini Nocti Games- My Journal- The All-Knowing One;quote:Original post by coldacid  A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.Why do pirates use polar coordinates?  So they can differentiate with respect to "Aaarrrrr"CM ;  This reminds me of one of my favorite threads from the Math/Phys forums. math (and other) funnies. 