   Ex done stole my wii!
  This didn't happen to me but a very close friend of mine. He left his wii at his girl friend's apartment with several games and four controllers.She apparently got drunk at a party and had sex with some dude, my friend broke it off and now she won't give it back.He didn't give it to her as a gift, what can he do to get it back?   
  Get a SWAT team, burst down the door and retrieve his Wii using sheer force. Alternatively, he could see if the jedi are willing to collect his Wii.   ;  Ok.   ;  What the...?Dude, what sort of sissy is your friend? Tell him to man the hell up and just barge up to her house and get his shit back, and if he meets any resistance he should simply sho-ryu-ken the hell out the bitch.   ;  Threaten with a lawsuit!   ;  The plan is a little intricate but you'll need:-A club-Fur underwear-Aviator Glasses (preferably Ray Ban)-AAA batteriesLet me know when you've gathered the supplies.I can't guarantee your safety, I've only done this once.   ;  I'm pretty sure a time machine needs more power than AAA batteries can provide.   ;  Police report, possibly small claims. Maybe even Judge Judy.   ;  Clearly you need to arrange for a carpet bombing of the area.   ;  A! Time for the classic head-butting into the tits eh?   