   al Qaeda!=Cobra
  Okay, so I don''t get riveted to the TV watching CNN, but in the Untied States, you just can''t get away from it.Emperor Jorge II would have us believe that al Qaeda (which to me has always sounded like a good name for a starting pitcher) is a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination. Rutheless? Sure. Terrorist? Oh, definitely. Bent on world domination?  Um, hang on a sec...MH: So, you''re al Qaeda.  Mind if I call you "Al"?AQ: DIE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG!MH: Well, I see.  Anyway, so your goal is to topple America.AQ: DIE! DIE! DIE!MH: Um, yes. I get your point.  My question is: what will you do after you topple America?AQ: ...MH: You didn''t think that far ahead, did you?AQ: DIE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG!(etc) 
  LOL!got to admit that''s pretty damn funny!!  ;  I think another thing people frequently get wrong is that Al Qaeda != Corba. Yeah, that''s a common problem. ; MindEngine Developmenthttp://medev.sourceforge.net;  This deserves a fullblownROFLOPOLIS;  You know it makes you think, though.99% of all "terrorists" are caught because they''re fucking morons (Jose Padilla, anyone?).Imagine how scary the world would be if the terrorists were smart?Of course, I guess one could argue that smart people don''t become terrorists. Just a thought. ;  In Die Hard the terrorists were smart.   MindEngine Developmenthttp://medev.sourceforge.net;  Well, John McClaine was smarter. ;  but in Die Hard the terrorists were foreign european christians as well.... ;  Ahh European, not the standard dumb-as-dirt middle-eastern terrorists?   MindEngine Developmenthttp://medev.sourceforge.net