   Whats wrong, doctor? (Guessing game)
  Screw guessing movie and old game titles, we were ment to be giving life-saving medical diagnostics here!The usual rules; if you think you solved it, you can start the next. I'll start."My throat is sore."
  You have stomach cancer."When I chew tinfoil, I get this electrical sensation on my metal fillings. It's really starting to bother my wife, because she values our special tinfoil-chewing time above all else in our relationship. I think she is going to leave me for the dog.";Quote:Original post by Ravuya"When I chew tinfoil, I get this electrical sensation on my metal fillings. It's really starting to bother my wife, because she values our special tinfoil-chewing time above all else in our relationship. I think she is going to leave me for the dog."Heavy metal toxicity (Explains the tingling sensation) && Andropause (Explains the losing wife over dog)"I can't remember a damn thing."[Edited by - Thevenin on June 6, 2006 9:29:36 AM];  You suffer from CRS."My arm hurts when I do this.";Quote:Original Post by I Like Bread"My arm hurts when I do this.""This boy has been looking at PORN!"Lately, I have been feeling a lot like APC.;Quote:Original post by I Like Bread"My arm hurts when I do this."I'm assuming you knocked yourself unconscious... lets see here...Mild Traumatic Brain Injury (MTBI, Concussion) (Explains why you weren't able to finish the post) && Self Induced Night terror (Explains why your arm hurts dispite being unconscious) && (Either Peter Pan Syndrome from trying to impress Wendy with your bodily blows (I think that came out wrong) || Through your lack of empathy, Narcissistic personality disorder)Edit: Waiiiit a minute.... you've been looking at porn? It explains all this stuff."Everything tastes like sulfer, and there is a small hole through my forehead that I can fit my finger in, see."   ;Quote:Original post by Nomad010Lately, I have been feeling a lot like APC.Buy bigger pants."If I stand on one foot while holding a fork between my teeth and rubbing my toaster with steel wool, I feel a bizarre burning sensation.";Quote:Original post by RavuyaQuote:Original post by Nomad010Lately, I have been feeling a lot like APC.Buy bigger pants."If I stand on one foot while holding a fork between my teeth and rubbing my toaster with steel wool, I feel a bizarre burning sensation."You're a dinosaur.I hear the chorus to an Uncle Kracker song every time the phone rings   ;Quote:Original post by fadilthrejkI hear the chorus to an Uncle Kracker song every time the phone ringsYou need the services of an exorcist urgently."I have constant cravings for sauekraut."   ;Quote:Original post by fadilthrejkQuote:Original post by Ravuya"If I stand on one foot while holding a fork between my teeth and rubbing my toaster with steel wool, I feel a bizarre burning sensation."You're a dinosaur.omg.. you diagnosed him with Dinosaur?The treatment (celibacy) for Dinosaur sucks!   