   Shocking truth about humans
  Today I had a revelation. I was listening to the radio at work as it talked about a man who had been unfortunate enough to suffer a heart attack. Apparently he was due to have a heart transplant, but was stuck in a long list of people who needed the same thing, and in the end it took to long. I began to think about how we have so much trouble we have replacing body parts, and then it hit me.The human body runs on a Mac.Think about it. When you use your body, if any part should happen to break down (heart) you are not able to use any one of the millions of parts that are is use around the world (donkey heart) to replace it. Instead you must use a very specific part that will only work with you, which cannot be bought or found anywhere but one specific company (hospital). To continue this shocking revelation, one only needs to look at a local group of teens. As humans we are completely obsessed with looks over function, gladly stuffing into undersized shirts to look buff and over sized pants to look baggy. Just like a Mac we are happy to choose a bright orange colour over functionality.As a final nail in the coffin, cross compatibility is an interesting topic. Just like I can't take an application from a PC and run it on a Mac, I am also hindered by the frustrating inability to impregnate cows and birds. Instead I am forced to use a process that will only work with one system (human females), and if I try any different then I will be faced with only failure.There is no way to get back the minute of your life you wasted reading this post.[edit - typo. Why the hell did I spell it like that!]   
  Interesting revelation...;  They'll be after you now....   ;  At least they're working on mass-producing cheap clones. [grin]   ;  Yeah but Humans (your Macs) have better overrall performance compared to cows and birds (you PCs).   ;  I dont get it   ;Quote:Original post by vNistelrooyYeah but Humans (your Macs) have better overrall performance compared to cows and birds (you PCs).So I'm guessing an Athlon-based PC with an Intel graphics chipset is a zedonk?[edit: haha. I just realised you were using boolean logic. ]   ;Quote:Original post by fractoidQuote:Original post by vNistelrooyYeah but Humans (your Macs) have better overrall performance compared to cows and birds (you PCs).So I'm guessing an Athlon-based PC with an Intel graphics chipset is a zedonk?You need larger brain (Athlon-based..)   ;  So where does Linux fit in to all of this?   ;  OSX = nix (or == for you obsessed C++ nerds)   