   Epic Rap Battle For YOU!
  Clean Version (I took out all the verbal abuse)GameDev.net vs SteamHey this GameDev.netwe put the 2D in Scooby Doowe roll doobies all over youyou want 3D, really?well your unlucky, and get it over withMy 2D sausage will bend you over quick!Now listen here retardsThis is holy grail STEAMWe ARE the KING of games!your 2D crap plagues our stores as it cant sellwhat the heck is this we dont got a 1980 intelwhere the heck is your innovationman your donkey sized brain must be on vacationthis aint the stone age, clean up your crappy messnot even the press wants this 2D mess!Now listen here Steamyou sound like you cook broccoli and meatif you dont like 2D then you cant handle the heatthis 2D mess is our life and passionwe gonna hit your stores with it like we are the assassinif you dont like, dont publish uswe only publish games to buy food for usDont insult our stores with your boner sagyou cant game design your way out of a wet paper bagyou flood the market with crap and think it's bread and butterwhen 2D mario is soo disgusted he wants to pimp slap your mothernow sit down son an make a decent gamebecause this 2D crap is soo hella lame!~ I got the original version that im working on. It'll end up being some more time spent on editing it until I release it on Youtube or something. It's not done as is, so enjoy it anyway.   
  You sure you took out all the verbal abuse? xD   