   ugh, my roommates girlfriend is moving in with my girlfriend.
  and i don''t like my roommates girlfriend!!!  i hate lifes jokes. 
  My heart bleeds for you. ;  Sucks to be you, don''t it...   SketchSoft OFFLINE | SketchNews OFFLINE | NewKlear Studios;quote:Original post by Nibbles  and i don''t like my roommates girlfriend!!!  i hate lifes jokes.   Alright, here''s what you do.1. Find and kill a prostitute, or find a pre-dead prostitute.2. Put the dead prostitute in the trunk fo your roommates girlfriends car.3. Rig the trunk to pop open on the slightest impact.4. Tamper with the brakes on the car.Now, when she gets into an accident, and her truck flies open. revealing the dead prostitute, she''ll get arressted for murder, and you''ll be in the clear.[/joke]   I Want My Island"The same people who so greatly oppose slavery, so much that they are willing to kill over it... have just forced me to fight the battle for them."- Robert (I Want My Island) ;  Good luck the next time the other couple gets into a fight..   "Like all good things, it starts with a monkey.." ;  actually, they just broke up.and black mage, you are a genius!   [edited by - Nibbles on February 4, 2004 2:29:09 PM];  Swap Rooms with her.  Everybody wins. -------------VenDrakeTo understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. ;  Don''t give black_mage_s the credit, a comedian (who''s name I cannot remember) made that one up - I think he was Canadian.Anyway, good joke at that, and still well timed.So why not just prevent her from moving in?(?)   ;quote:Original post by Drevay    Don't give black_mage_s the credit, a comedian (who's name I cannot remember) made that one up - I think he was Canadian.Anyway, good joke at that, and still well timed.So why not just prevent her from moving in?(?)    To be specific, "That Canadian Guy," Glenn Foster I Want My Island"The same people who so greatly oppose slavery, so much that they are willing to kill over it... have just forced me to fight the battle for them."- Robert (I Want My Island)   [edited by - black_mage_s on February 4, 2004 8:10:10 PM] [edited by - black_mage_s on February 4, 2004 8:10:28 PM];  i''m not about to cause a fuss about it.  i''m just annoyed. 