   most embarrasing moment
  What is an embarrasing moment you remembermine was in 8th grade where the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom.  So i held it pretty good, untill i stood up to leave class (and school for the day).  I craped my pants.  I ran home, which wasn't very far, to take a shower and clean up.  i had forgotten that after school i was suppose to make up a test, for a day that i was sick.  It was history class, and i was on border line passing, so i needed this test.  Well the teacher decieded to flunk me. when i told my parents they made me tell the teacher the TRUTH so that i could retake that test.  I had to sit there and tell my teacher that i craped my pants so i couldn't take her test.  Well news went around school, so you can see how embarrasing that was.as for the teacher that didn't let me go, he changed he was forced to change his policy, and had a 3 day suspension.   
  This story might not be SFW; so if you're at work, and can't read without saying the words out loud - excercise caution.Once, while I was still living at home, my girlfriend had slept over for the night. My parents are pretty conservative, to say the least - so the fact that she was even sleeping in the same house was already scandalous enough. Anyway, in the middle of the night as any horny 18 year old boy would do, I snuck onto the couch with her. One thing led to another, and she began to straddle me - things got hot and heavy, and she takes off her bra, and then grabs my index fingers and places them on her nipples through her tank top.At this exact moment; the exact finger-to-nipple millesecond of contact my mom (who had been watching the whole thing, probably - and had viciously snuck up behind us without us noticing) says, loudly, GOOD MORNING. My girlfriend leaps off me, and immediately starts crying; my mom looks at us incredulously for a few seconds, tells my girlfriend she is no longer welcome in our home, and storms out. The dinner conversation that evening was somewhat awkward.We broke up shortly afterword, and I never got to touch those nipples again.   ;  ouch ,did you sayMOM OMGWTFBBQ!   ;  wtf is 'bbq'?  [OMGWTFBBQ = oh my god; what the ***#; barbeque]??   ;  That's the one.   ;Quote:Original post by Spintwowtf is 'bbq'?  [OMGWTFBBQ = oh my god; what the ***#; barbeque]??BBQ;Quote:Original post by skjinedmjeetThis story might not be SFW; so if you're at work, and can't read without saying the words out loud - excercise caution.Once, while I was still living at home, my girlfriend had slept over for the night. My parents are pretty conservative, to say the least - so the fact that she was even sleeping in the same house was already scandalous enough. Anyway, in the middle of the night as any horny 18 year old boy would do, I snuck onto the couch with her. One thing led to another, and she began to straddle me - things got hot and heavy, and she takes off her bra, and then grabs my index fingers and places them on her nipples through her tank top.At this exact moment; the exact finger-to-nipple millesecond of contact my mom (who had been watching the whole thing, probably - and had viciously snuck up behind us without us noticing) says, loudly, GOOD MORNING. My girlfriend leaps off me, and immediately starts crying; my mom looks at us incredulously for a few seconds, tells my girlfriend she is no longer welcome in our home, and storms out. The dinner conversation that evening was somewhat awkward.We broke up shortly afterword, and I never got to touch those nipples again.Can I touch her nipples then?(your ex-girlfriends, not your moms)   ;Quote:Original post by wizardpc...I think someone might have made a mistake in naming it the education system. I can think of another system where you and your peers are divided in to groups, told how to think, forced to do pointless mind numbing tasks over and over again, can't talk, walk, or do anything without the permission of the next person up in the hierarchy, and are expected to follow the orders of whatever that person says.   ;  <NOT_WORK_SAFE>My girlfriend and I had sex in one of the infinity pools at a hotel in Cancun. It was broad daylight out. There were plenty of other people in the pool, and the entire outside area was pretty packed. However, we were extremely discreet, and you would never know what was happening if you just looked at us... Except for an entire row of beer-guzzling dudes on the far end of the pool, who somehow caught on and were watching us with intent eyes for about 15 minutes without us realizing. Suddenly, they all erupted into clapping, cheering, and wooping, and a few swam by and patted me on the back. Yeah, we were embarrassed as hell, stopped what we were doing, and made haste to the beach to disappear in the crowd. :P</NOT_WORK_SAFE>   ;  When I was younger and oh-so immature, a girl I liked caught me giving names to my first few chest hairs. (Don't ask why! I have no idea! :))"I'll call you, Bob. And oh, you can be Dave..""What are you doing??""...."