   Not in the mood to code right now...
  You are standing in an old forest underneath a mighty oak tree.Several angry looking birds peer down at you.There is a piece of rope here.To the north you see a clearing.To the west there is a river.YOUR COMMAND>   
  > TOSS the ROPE at the ANGRY-LOOKING BIRDS   ;  You pick up the rope and toss it to one of the angry birds.The bird flys away with it and it is gone forever now.YOUR COMMAND>   ;  The other birds circle around and s**t on you in turn.You are standing in an old forest underneath a mighty oak tree covered in bird fecal matter, feeling depressed, with no rope to hang yourself.To the north you see a clearing.To the west there is a river.YOUR COMMAND>   ;  EAT rope   ;Quote:Original post by DukeAtreides076EAT ropeOh if only there were any rope left to eat. The birds have taken it away.They did however leave you a "present" on the tree if you're still hungry.YOUR COMMAND>   ;  EAT tree   ;Quote:Original post by DukeAtreides076EAT treeAh, now that is a much better choice. It looks delicious.You take a big bite and to your surprise, it is not made of chocolate, but just ordinary wood. After knocking out most of your teeth, you have eating a good-sized hole in the tree - big enough to climb into. You can here whispering from inside.There are several teeth and a few bird droppings on the ground.To the north you see a clearing.To the west there is a river.YOUR COMMAND>   ;  eat clearing   ;Quote:Original post by eedokeat clearingThe odd thing about a clearing is that there's little there (especially in the way of food). However, since you are the persistent type you pick up some grass, rocks, and dirt and have yourself a snack. Being satisfied that you have eaten at least part of the clearing, you go back to looking inside the tree.YOUR COMMAND>   