   Not "How are you?" again ...
  I get asked "How are you?" a fair number of times a day ... What do you say that doesn''t sound banal and boring ("Oh, I''m fine" etc) ?? 
  Usually something along the lines of.Well not too good. I''ve had burning diharea for the past 2 days, and it fucking stinks. I can''t even stay in the house when I let it out. I have to leave for about 30 minutes or else I might throw up, and I have these hugh pussy hemroids that are the size of golf balls on my ass. How have you been?Not too manny people ask me that anymore  ------------------------------p.s. excuse me english. im from L.A. ;  Finish their sentence with, "... GENTALMEN???" ;quote:hugh pussy hemroids that are the size of golf balls on my assI read that incorrectly the first time.  ;  lol... so did I, Ethereal.If someone asks you how you''re doing, be honest and descriptive with them. It''ll throw them for a loop and give more of a lasting impression of you on them  ---------------------------------------------------laziness is the foundation of efficiencyretrospiral.net | llamas! | megatokyo | FreeBSD | gamedev.net | google;quote:If someone asks you how you''re doing, be honest and descriptive with them. It''ll throw them for a loop and give more of a lasting impression of you on themHey, that does work. I was communicating with someone by email which I find slightly harder because of the lack of physical gestures. I was talking with someone I didn''t want to put off either, if you know what I mean. ;  I ignore these people, because they are usually people who are currently being used to serve me. Waiters/waitresses, counter clerks... you know, the "commoners" ^_^ ;  "Alive and kicken." ;quote:Original post by Dot Hack Sign  "commoners" ^_^   You know you play too much Morrowind when...