   Ellen Feiss    
  Just noting that, for those of us who dislike Macs and enjoy our PC's, Ellen Feiss is, in my humble opinion, the perfect   spokesperson for Apple.I can see it now:Macintosh: For the people who are too stoned to know better.    -Ryan "Run_The_Shadows"-Run_The_Shadows@excite.com-"The best way to make someone feel pain at your words is to either tell the truth, and make it sound horrid; or to tell a lie that reflects their own personal fears and resentments of themselves."Edit: Spelling error.  Silly-distracted me.[edited by - Run_The_Shadows on July 19, 2002 2:04:10 PM]
  They should have some commercials with a monkey explaining why he likes wooden blocks better than that complicated erector set.    "Like all good things, it starts with a monkey.."  ;  In the end of it, she just sits there and mumbles about something. Once you''re done watching it, zoom through it and try to find a good stoner picture. It''s pretty hilarious.    .elendil67;  "And I was like....hghnnnh?"That line continues to make me crack up.    -Ryan "Run_The_Shadows"-Run_The_Shadows@excite.com-"The best way to make someone feel pain at your words is to either tell the truth, and make it sound horrid; or to tell a lie that reflects their own personal fears and resentments of themselves."  ;  One of my favorites is "well we looked at the operating system and were amazed with it''s capabilities. Then we turned the system on."The guy never explains how he "looked" at the operating system(is there a manual?, I don''t know I''ve never had a mac), or what was so special about it. I know guys who program macs, but not one of them actually prefers it over PC..;  Man, how stoned was she?  Damn, I don''t think she spoke one complete sentence.  "um, like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, it was, um, like, a bummer."  LOLI really like the red eyes and yellow teeth.  Thanks Apple. ;I can imagine the conversation:"Hey we just hired this new marketing guy. Things are about to change. This guy''s got major experience.""Yeah? What has he done?""Well, I haven''t seen his demo reel but he''s got 15 years of experience working for IBM and Microsoft, and says he has some interesting ideas about how we should reach our customer base."    "Like all good things, it starts with a monkey.."  ;  That was hilarious!  Normally the "Switch" commercials make we want to get a Mac (even though there is no way in hell I ever will), but that commercial was horrible!  "It was a really good paper."  ;  She was probably playing with NullSofts Nbeep and was so stoned, she kept hitting the Backspace because it beeped three times.  "Oh shit dude, look, half my paper is gone.  Fucking stupid PC."  ;  I bet she''s a computer science major.  