   Probabbly an old one, but here it goes...
  A programmer always have both a wife and a lover.When he is not with his wife, his wife thinks he is with his lover.And when he is not with his lover his lover thinks he is with his wife.This way he will be able to program all the night.   
  I'm tempted to make a joke here about how programmers have two hands.   ;  How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?????Sounds like a hardware problem to me.   [smile]   ;  Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one. But the house falls down.   ;Quote:Original post by The C modest godA programmer always have both a wife and a lover.When he is not with his wife, his wife thinks he is with his lover.And when he is not with his lover his lover thinks he is with his wife.This way he will be able to program all the night.sounds like something my wife would say, "I don't care if you're out with some whore...as long as you're not in front of that damn computer!"   ;  Q. How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two, but don't ask me how they get in there.   ;Quote:Original post by the_dannobotQ. How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two, but don't ask me how they get in there.hmm... only a programmer would be able to figure that out. ;  One hand coding,The other...   ;Quote:Original post by LodeOne hand coding,The other......pouring hot grits down my pants. Thank you.   ;Quote:Original post by Dreddnafious MaelstromHow many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?????Sounds like a hardware problem to me.   [smile]How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?None, the free market will take care of it.I keed, I keed. :P   