   Things we hear from computer illiterate people
  "I downloaded new RAM for my hard drive, but Windows still doesn''t load?  Can you fix it?"[Post inspired by Yann L] 
  "I''ve bought 100 gigs of memory!""Hey, that paperclip is friendly!" ;  "I only let my daughter go on Disney sites." ;  "Man, that AOL guy must be busy all day telling people they have mail..." ;  "My computer won''t work, what''s wrong with it?""could you explain how it won''t work?""I thought you were a computer guy!"ugh.;  "Why do I need that box next to the screen?" (Referring to the computer itself) ;  "My cupholder is broken!  Help!" ;  "You know C++ so I expect you to know everything there is to know about a computer and be able to fix anything I want fixed in 30 seconds.  I am always right and you are just the nerdy computer tech dude so don''t start mouthing off to me because I didn''t plug in my computer and thought hitting the spacebar would turn on my computer"ok....I didn''t actually hear that, but you could say I read it between the lines ;  "the telnet program doesn''t support email." -- MSN tech support fag ;  didn''t happen exactly like this but its as close as I can rememberperson: what do i do when it says if you want to go to fullscreen mode press ok otherwise press cancel.me: do you want to go to fullscreen mode?person: uh yea.me: so what does it tell you to press to go to fullscreen mode?person: umm ok? so should I press ok?me: the ok button.Its like he didnt want to risk pressing anything without my guidance.