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  No looky-peeky on the Internet - let''s see how good you really are with English without help from elsewhere. Aight - the task is simple enough - translate the following sentences:1) The bush pig down the road had a real nice boomer until it ate ''er mystery bags and drank the amber fluid from the tinnie.2) Bob stuck fairy in floss the figjam''s handle just before the brekkie. Rapt as he was about the butcher, he just ate his sanger and then went to get some sheila.Again, try to guess, and DO NOT POST THE CORRECT TRANSLATION if you a) are either an Aussie and know what these translates to, or b) look it up with teh mighty googal."Finishing in second place, simply means you are the first loser." - PouyaCat
  Something to do with drinking beer at the end of the first one...2) Something to do with breakfast, then ''as happy as he was about the butcher, he ate his sausage (?) and then went to get laid.Man, I should really do better (reading ''the Last Continent'' at the moment). 