   Stray cat...
  For the past week and a half there has been a small, grey kitten meowing, well more like howling, outside my bedroom window everynight. I tried to coax it to come to me with some food and water, but the damn thing was just so scared it took off like a shot. I never even got a good glipse of it untill the other day when it didn''t notice me.Now this morning at roughly 1am I noticed that the cat was in my house! How it got in I don''t know, but it ran and hid in the garage and I couldn''t find it, so I thought maybe there was an open vent or somthing that it got in through so I figured I would find the escape route when it got light out. I went out again because I heard some of my OWN cats growling and sure enough, the little grey kitten was still there, and when it saw me it dashed under the van. I looked under the van and to my suprise, didn''t see the cat. I thought it may have gone up under the manifold or something so I shook the van and the kitten freaked out and ran back inside through the cat door, I chased it and locked the cover on the door, then backed the kitten into the bathroom that was near the door leading to the garage. I gave it some food and water but the cat would not chill out! The damn thing was clawing at the walls trying to get out like it was clausterphobic. I reached to pet it and it recoiled, attacking out of fear, so I gave it a shoe to attack then lifted his legs and pulled him onto my lap and started petting him, trying to calm him down. I then moved him near the water I got him and I got him to drink a little, but he refused to eat. I let go of him and let him lay down, and he started to fall asleep so I got up to close my room window so I can take him in there when the cat jumped up and just clawed the fuck out of my face! I tried my damndest to calm him down again but this time the little shit was more violent than ever, so I finally grabed him by the tail, dropped him in the sink and hosed him down, thinking it will piss him off but at least he''ll know who''s in charge. He stopped fighting back untill I went to dry him off then he bit and clawed and howled like mad... I got so pissed that I opened my shaving cream and sprayed some in it''s face, so it couldn''t see and I took the little monster and tossed him out. I was going to keep him for a while in my house so he could be in a nice safe environment untill animal services could get here, but I can''t deal with that kind of crap.I may have frightened it off, but I am damn sure the little turd will be back by nightfall. Maybe I can try again then...   _____________________________________________________________Please read my whole post before making an ass out of yourself, thank you.+ - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - +| N | e | c | r | o | - | F | i | l | e |+ - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - +
  Sounds like you need some Q-tips and a little Barry White on the stereo...... mmm-hmmmmm... ;quote:Original post by Zorodius   Sounds like you need some Q-tips and a little Barry White on the stereo...... mmm-hmmmmm...   If you are suggesting that I masturbate it, then you're not only a sick bastard you also didn't read that it was a male cat. Q-Tips are only used ony females in heat to supress their "urge" so if this isn't what you're talking about, WTF?   [edited by - Dot Hack Sign on August 1, 2003 10:02:26 AM];  Shaving cream....in it''s face...? Poor cat...   ;  Perhaps it''s rabid?   This is the tale of a Northern Soul, looking to find his way back home;  lol... I don''t think male cat would take to a Q-tip all that well...   ---------------------------------------------------laziness is the foundation of efficiencyretrospiral.net | llamas! | megatokyo | FreeBSD | gamedev.net | google;quote:Original post by MDI   Perhaps it's rabid?Exactly what I was thinking... [edited by - Dcower on August 1, 2003 2:10:23 PM];  I hope it gets back into your house when you''re asleep and hooks his claw under your jugular and rips it out, that''ll serve you the fuck right, asshole. ;quote:Original post by Dot Hack Sign  Q-Tips are only used ony females in heat to supress their "urge" so if this isn''t what you''re talking about, WTF?   Hey, man, who are you to judge? ;quote:Original post by KBab  I hope it gets back into your house when you''re asleep and hooks his claw under your jugular and rips it out, that''ll serve you the fuck right, asshole.   What''s your problem? 