   Misinterpretation day
  Ok, just had the wierdest/worst day at work. Due to two really bad typos, the 20/2/04 has now become ''Misinterpretation day'' at work. Let me share the stupidity:1. We recently did a little charity thing for publicity, which was for a camp that is for disabled children. I sent an email thanking the woman at the camp for her help in the project. Unfortunatly, when I sent the email, instead of writing*Best RegardsI ended up writing*Best Retards.Super duper. She was sooooo pissed at us until we explained it was just a typo.2. Just as I was telling a workmate about what had just happend with the really bad typo, I wasnt really watching what I was typing for the subject header in another email. I was supposed to say:*Subject: Here is your list. What I ended up with was:*Subject: Here is your slit.Super DUPER duper. She was really pissed at me trying to send her porn. When I said it wasnt, she just went silent and said ''then what was the email for? Is this some kind of joke? I really dont think this is appropriate! Can I speak to your manager?''All in all, my boss wasnt THAT pissed at me for the mistakes, but he did say he will take my keyboard and beat me to death with it if I ever do it again :D 
  LOL!I was installing Windows on my dads computer once, and I was formatting the hard drive:c:/> fdick /y  Wonderful. ;quote:Original post by boolean  1. We recently did a little charity thing for publicity, which was for a camp that is for disabled children. I sent an email thanking the woman at the camp for her help in the project. Unfortunatly, when I sent the email, instead of writing*Best RegardsI ended up writing*Best Retards.ROFLMAO!!!! ;  Funnay!  "Next time a terrorist gets freed after ten months of red tape, I’ll be sure to thank [the democrats]. I guarantee you that if someone is put in prison with the Patriot Act, even in the rare chance they are not a terrorist or have connections to terrorism, they are sure as hell guilty of something." -- A True Die-Hard American Patriot    [edited by - Mscgamer on February 19, 2004 12:20:50 AM] [edited by - Mscgamer on February 19, 2004 12:21:21 AM];  Who''s Mister Perferation?   ;  Freudian slips? ;  I think this warrents the first change in my signature in forever.   "Unfortunatly, when I sent the email, instead of writing "Best Regards" I ended up writing "Best Retards." - boolean ;quote:Original post by cowsarenotevil   I think this warrents the first change in my signature in forever    .   "Unfortunatly, when I sent the email, instead of writing "Best Regards" I ended up writing "Best Retards." - boolean   Roofles.   [edited by - Mscgamer on February 19, 2004 12:27:00 AM];  ROOFLOLLERSKATES ;quote:Original post by alnite   ROOFLOLLERSKATES   Courtesy of DerAnged   [edited by - Mscgamer on February 19, 2004 12:36:32 AM]