   Old People FAQ
  Old People FAQ--------------Q: Who is the worlds foremost expert on old people?A: Joe Bourrie Ph.D.  My thesis was on the cultural significance of medicated powder.Q: Where do old people live?A: Old people can be found wandering the savannahs of Africa.  They often hunt gazelles, tigers, and goldfish for food.Q: How do old people reproduce?A: Old people reproduce by depositing eggs into their refrigerator.  It is likely that most of these eggs will never become fully mature and develop into another old person, so to increase their chances they will deposit hundreds, if not thousands per day.Q: Why do old people smell?A: Because they have noses.Q: Have there ever been any famous old people?A: The most well-known old person was the famed mobster Abe Vigoda, who single handedly defeated the Hydra whilst using the other hand to direct a symphony orchestra.Q: What kinds of things do old people like?A: Old people are very fond of shiny objects, such as jewelry or goldfish.Q: What kinds of things do old people dislike?A: Hyenas and fluffy pillows.Q: Is this a joke?A: No.  A joke is an act that provokes laughter or amusement.  Your statement is what is known as a "question".Q: What types of clothing do old people wear?A: Old people do not need to wear clothing, they have a thick coat of loungewear that keeps them warm in the winter.Q: What do old people eat?A: They prefer to dine on the souls of of the damned, but they usually have to settle for sandwiches.Q: Where do old people work?A: Old people are often employed as TV hosts on the home and garden network.Q: Are you sure this isn't a joke?A: That is also a question.  Please refer to "The Writers Reference" for any other grammatical inquiries.Q: Are you an old person?A: No, but I also dislike hyenas.Q: Why do old people drive so poorly?A: Old people do not drive poorly.  Everybody else does.Q: What do old people do for fun?A: Old people enjoy taking Ecstacy and going to raves.Q: That was a joke, right?A: Incorrect.  That is used to indicate a person, thing or idea with the assumption that the other party knows what subject you are referring to.  One possible use is in the sentence "That is the leading cause of pneumonia".Q: How old is the average old person?A: Old people tend to be over the age of 50, and some of them live to be over 100 years old.  Old people can sometimes be as young as 26, but these people are often stuffy and have no sense of humor.Q: What types of things do old people collect?A: Coins, stamps, hyena teeth, baseball cards, imported cheeses, goldfish, junk mail.Q: Why did you write a FAQ on old people?A: I didn't.  You did.Q: What?A: What what?Q: Stop that!A: That is not a question.  This is not a FES (Frequently Exclaimed Statements).  Please refer to "The Writers Reference".Q: Are there old people on other planets?A: Old people can be found wandering the savannahs of Neptune.  They often hunt gazelles, tigers, and goldfish for food.Q: Is there anything else we should know about old people?A: Never give an old person a chocolate chip cookie unless you are willing to catch wet flying badgers for two hours and three minutes.Q: Was that the last question?A: No, this one is.   
  Excellent seller.  Would do business again A+++++++ !!!!   ;  lol....*shakes head*Q: What is the best way to catch an old person?   ;Quote:Original post by AntisheepQ: What is the best way to catch an old person?A: Old people can be caught easily, as they are very contagious.  The best way to avoid catching an old person is to wash your hands regularly with soap and warm water.;Quote:Original post by JBourrieOld People FAQ--------------Q: Where do old people live?A: Old people can be found wandering the savannahs of Africa.  They often hunt gazelles, tigers, and goldfish for food....Q: What do old people eat?A: They prefer to dine on the souls of of the damned, but they usually have to settle for sandwiches.*brain explodes*   ;  Right, gazelle sandwiches.  Whats so weird about that?   ;  Q. If an old person is the same age as a young person when the young person is half the age of the old person was when the old person was half the age of the sum of their present ages -- then how old is the old person if the present age of the young person is 20?   ;  Q: Why is it so damn hilarious to watch old people fight?   ;Quote:Original post by JBourrieRight, gazelle sandwiches.  Whats so weird about that?*brain unexplodes*   ;Quote:Original post by TheveninQ. If an old person is the same age as a young person when the young person is half the age of the old person was when the old person was half the age of the sum of their present ages -- then how old is the old person if the present age of the young person is 20?A: Congos Capers, for the SNES   