   gamedev.net is not down. OK?
  Its funny but people keep asking in #gamedev if gamedev.net is down. Well, it isnt. Look, I can post. benryves was the most recent:[13:02]<benryves>I daresay people have already spotted it if so, but have GameDev forgotten to pay for their domain renewal or is it just me?Was there an april fools joke yesterday which I missed?   
  Ok, I see the problem. Somebody forgot to pay their dns fees. So, the site is running fine, but you get a DNS parking page. So i can get to this site because either firefox or windows has cached the dns lookup.This means... I'm alone on the site O_O* goes looking for treasure *   ;  oi! keep away from our treasure!   ;  Hmm, im in a dark room which echo's with my footsteps. I can see a tiny flickering light in the distance. What should I do?> _   ;  > avoid trap   ;  Thanks, I didnt notice that there. I was a foot away from stepping in it. Actually, there is a note on the floor by the trap.* picks up note *I now have a note.What should I do?> _   ;  > eat rope   ;  I don't have any rope, but I do have a note. Sadly, its too dark to read the note. With this mention of food, I'm starting to feel hungry.What should I do?> _   ;  > eat note   ;  * begins to chew on note *Hang on, this isnt right. Im feeling giddy...* falls over and bangs head *The ink the note was printed on must have been some illicit substance. Now I'm tripping somewhat. On closer inspection, the note is actuall written on blotting paper. I imagine the note reads "do not eat".I am now in a medow, surrounded by bunnies and flowers and there is a unicorn grazing. Sadly, because I am an inherently violent and sadistic person, I am also holding a shotgun.What should I do?> _   