   Your Epitaph
  Was having a great conversation about our epitapths with a friend of mine the other day.Seing as I love movies so much, I decided I would like it to be placed on my toombstone the following:"Roll Credits!"[wink]How about you guys?   
  "Haven't you lot got anything better to do?"   ;  "Oops"   ;  "Lived on earth, from time to time"   ;  "Also Ran"   ;  "LOOK BEHIND YOU"   ;  "Vacancy Below: Seeking Roommate"   ;  "Rez Plz"   ;  "If the tombstone's a rockin', don't come a knockin'"   ;  "I thought of putting something poignant and touching here, but I decided against it. I figured that there is one thing I should have on here, it is an accurate portrayal of me and how my lived. This is why this epitaph is so long. It is long because I hate that bastard epitaph carver and I want to make his life miserable from beyond the grave. I hate you Jake, I always hated you.And thats the kind of person I am. A petty, vindictive one"Of course, it'll probably read "I am an ass". God I hate Jake so much.   