   Dipped too deep into the catnip.
  Mindwype, drunksoft, watch out. Pouyacatnip is theatening your throne. More typo''s then ever, drunk like a monkey drowned in a barrel of rum, and just finished watching a piraty movie.''Yo ho...'' to quote cap''tain Jack Sparrow, cap''tain of the Black Pearl. A ship means the freedom to sail to the horizons. Well, my ship be defective. I think I bought it from the same spot as where he got that first ship. My ship be sinking a bit, and no amount of hozing is really helpin''.Yeah, no worrying, despite popular thingies amongst young people posting here, I''m not contemplating suicide. Murder is another story, but hey! I''m a cat. Can''t wield an AK47. And a FN P90, though kinda cool, doesn''t do it for me. Ugh. Bein'' stood up (or whatever da phrase is) by a girl is never fun, but hey! At least she had a reason. Her boyfriend didn''t like the idea. Well, there is a novelty.So! Watched a piraty movie (about pirates. Not pirated. I dun pirate things myself. Well, not anything computer related. I pirate ships. You know, the saily kind of thingies. Really fun. Too bad that modern navies ahve these long-range missile thingies. But anyways, I digress. God, I love that word. Goddess by the way. I''m apagan. Doesn''t have the same ring though. Anyway. I digress, like I said.) Aaaanyway. Watched a piraty movie. Really. Fun. Got seasick though. Bottle of wine + movie about stormy ships sailing in large bathtubs with wavies, bad idea. But,  being the powerfull PirateCat I am, I survived. No scurvy for me!Right. I don''t know what the point of this post is. The only interesting part, is that I''m drunk. Yay. Go me. First time in my life. Anyone got any tips on how to prevent hangovers before they happened?Oh. And wine is good. Yes, I know, I said catnip first. And piratesy drinks rum and the likes. But. I had wine. Lovely white, fruiter, ''mousserende wine''. ''course, nobody cares about that.Well, I better go back to tilting my head from side to side! Bays! PouyaCat signs off. If I can find the post topic button. It has to be somewhere below... 
  You should have used this keyboard;quote:Original post by PouyaCat  Anyone got any tips on how to prevent hangovers before they happened? The only way that works is to drink plenty of water before going to sleep. A couple of pints should do it, but since you''ll always underestimate that when you''re drunk, drink more after you think you''ve had enough. ;Haha PoyaKat cool. Drunk posting is teh rox. .bas   [sPiKie] mmorpg isnt hard in vb;Catnip, fun or dangerous?;  Are you sure that was wine? ;  Drinking alot of water has been mentioned. If you really tied one one, then once you wakeup, take some sort of pain killer that is easy on the stomache. Then, before you start puking, chug down some peptobismal. It will neutralize the acid in your stomache so all you puke up is sort of chalky water. (plus whatever you''ve had to eat).A good (bad) hangover can last a couple days, but you''ll start to feel a bit human (or in your case, feline) again by the evening. ;  Big tip(because the water hangover thing has been stated already):Everything you''ve ever thought about throwing up is wrong when you are drinking, ie, that it makes you feel bad and that it is somethign to fight against.If you really go three sheets to the wind, and you start to feel sick(especially once the room starts truly spinning), head to a comfortable bathroom and vomit as soon as possible. Typically, you will feel much better afterwards, because by that point you''ve offically drunk way, way too much and if your body wants to help you purge some, you should be thankful.If you have good willpower, like myself, and fight the urge until it subsides, you will probably feel much worse for longer, potentially being sick to your stomach for days, depending on what you''ve been drinking. So even though you''re drinking legal poison, trust your body when it comes to the extremes. Oh, and don''t drink alone. Its not that fun and leads to alcoholismI don''t presume you''ll be drinking this much any time soon, but once you start to test your limits, odds are you''ll hit this point at least once. Another good reason to not drink alone is because you haven''t done it before, and don''t know your limits or what it feels like to have too much, as well as the fact that a lot of beginners dont register the time delay between the swallow and the effect of the liqour, so have someone around in case you get bad judgement and pose a threat to yourself.(Can you tell I went to a party-friendly college?) ;  Crackers and bread will also help soak up any of the evil fluid left over, and you will be able to pass it easier.Why water?Alchohol dehydrates you, which actually causes your brain to shrink a little.  The pain of a hangover is literally your brain ripping away from the side of your skull (membrane).   ;  Crackers I have  Better then salt, anyway. 