   A guide to getting rid of demons
  I've finally found it! A guide to getting rid of demons in your home.And to think I was doing it wrong all this time =D   
  looks cool   ;  Nice, that was pretty funny   ;  That's a pretty stupid guide. He just dies at the end, and it's still eating away at his furniture. Everybody knows you can lure the goat out of your home by waving it's favorite foods, e.g. cardboard boxes and tin cans, then you open the book of death and say the magic spell. Presto!   ;  Hahaha, way to be Don.  Well you see, he wouldn't have died if he would have used the right book =P   ;  I always found the best method to be the jump at it and use the submission attacks "crush my throat with the demon's claw" or "impale myself on the unholy beast's spines", they have certainly worked well for me in the past.   ;  Should've hit it with the C++ Programming Language book.  65,000 pages about every gotcha imaginable.  Demon would've gone down for good.  I dunno, it probably would've been on my coffee table anyway.  [wink]   ;  12 Gauge is surprisingly useful here. Just be sure to mix the pellets with genuine pieces of the cross.   ;Quote:Original post by RydinareShould've hit it with the C++ Programming Language book.  65,000 pages about every gotcha imaginable.  Demon would've gone down for good.  I dunno, it probably would've been on my coffee table anyway.  [wink]And even if it didn't die from the 65K of pages, it would have died from the terror that is C++ itself. (And no, I don't hate C++).Toolmaker   ;Quote:Original post by speciesUnknown12 Gauge is surprisingly useful here. Just be sure to mix the pellets with genuine pieces of the cross.Ah, so you're going along with the Doom method eh?   