   Can this be true?!?! I thought I'd never be so lucky as to... (thread about spam)
  Yup - just received this from a peter@carolina.rr.com:quote:Þ''´ó¢x\#s÷\÷DŒ N·<²†hKåóèÒœû—a0ë{ÍîZ<èª¡—1ñ™$’ÅF&ˆšÍ}~Nà6EØqXO®Õ,4NEÂ0¸^l¢ð£?ƒ_^ó‘{ÅbÄ«»£Ñ‡|‹`…''4¸¡Ö`åë;ZõäcˆryTE—QœÕ¼VI}b¸&¦Ÿ]îÖ6¢nº,¤V½é.¾5_!;eYþÛÆÌãNñv‘šù›ä5Õ»/}2–dñ<žTCF¨[­è“î_Ì#÷L0¦YÓ¢”¯¼ƒ53E£aïŽ§’ÛCçAÍr²zq‡z›)öÉÝOCÅ¾q2aÑ^™¢FüH¨¨÷‰.)¤¹”„š¸~Â’ãJØªg,J`éih³¥`BöóH¢/8Ñ;°?Ãù’29< -óªöø§à±Êdah…?1‚Þu×‰x!Û}˜òjiIŒ–“Ï‰#‹ÎÚÈY_Hú6³Å" [åÜ¯b÷n4lÁ¤¾Üºx£(ÛÓóc;e²`ËøÄYØéq©¥04®/—ßÅ†¹ë§5†÷úÂ„ïè«ßCþ²æh­]VËwën¨–8ŒfÌ"rF^ñPIÔf¼…¹éø¢Ì}¶¦Bdöä¼J”úw$ŽŽ”¦ˆÇ˜ËJÓíS?``>÷%¢T¤YÊŸž8Ïìàƒšßõ4Ÿ`ó¯õH¬<0Îúaq¡³ñ¡£j­÷ö5a^*»“ÚâoÙòË¡kñGCC¸jŽËä8H¦†`ÌL„#ißÕ|/T8í2½h‚[éíø†¾ànù¸£ÞKÊÎ‘’A‚‹—ÕZíôö§Á¦<›kËe†O-s]øðxh¬e)7ok¿Õ§Ù©î.ÓJûÖ¡šKF‰ÕoÀFwŸ±cös†^ïo­HnŒ¹OQÈNN–Jk\8Íœ5¸mµ¸š-Mgæq<ìª‚"v{BÝ¨ šøCÉJä¹Š°–MŠøâGœër»ñëì¯ò)$²A©©¼LvÓósOàLåEu>ìSYüù×YÎ·³¾N1’R¨¦é7 6›Ö‘ÈŠQš<½Ÿ!ŽŠÓl0C×7&î§°HÂ×üÁ¬»Äð¹ØG[ËùP(—a¶Á:7.‚«¶nÐ“ððÛ³±>ëB˜À¤™·EŽ:‰˜e /·ÆÀN)AtáïÖê’¤®}¯m~\}ÓÜž&ô]x¤Õ‚Òc{iLx*TŸûUEÖºƒ´Ò¶Ì³p±º|ªvwt¨}|æ.H2ÒÜ²%YK Œ$»õ˜:¿ûL…¢üøg¶Óè7¯)m ì~6‘ºÊœ¼\X«èŠI¥lï)¹©õ`ÏË“&ÅÜ\âDW”¤aÏïŽ¿¯ßÝÜÛÝlÃÇ(×{]áÇ&&1‹U|L™»ÐsÒt¨:ážêºÂäv¤úõ¸ú™Z!lmAñçDHöEsXÊpŸÊÃêÓBÃíG7ÁNMžºŠªžŸÒ‡t˜Qtí…±ƒµ†úÕb6«*Ê×:åÔF6>n´ë·¦TŒ—/ß®gâÊw9-¾XÔtKaö°–,•ŸŠ»òÈF/À¡váËM›­ªI''m still having trouble understanding the last paragraph - I mean, will they wire the money to my account electronically or will they transfer it anally? I don''t understand - someone please help!I mean, it says right there in the subject: qrbotirdjb. So I guess that clears that up. Plus, of course, they were lovely enough to have included a completely adorable little je ne sais quoi in a document.zip. I wonder if it contains instructions on how to find Hitler''s body. Or an atom bomb. Or bunchies. I mean, it''d be weird if it didn''t. Man! I wish I had WinZip installed. Or WinRar. Or both, so I could unpack this punch twice.Does anyone want me to forward this email to them? Post your name here, if you do! I''ll be killing myself now - over the contents of the aforementioned letter.   "Finishing in second place, simply means you are the first loser." - PouyaCat
  They will definetly transfer it anally. ;  Uhhh, your text shows up as gibberish like in the old days when you''d print while the printer was turned off, then turn it on w/o cancelling the document and complete crap would come out.   ___________________________________________________________Proceeding on a brutal rampage is the obvious choice.Where to find the intensity  (Updated Jan 23, 2004) ;quote:Original post by amish1234  Uhhh, your text shows up as gibberish like in the old days when you''d print while the printer was turned off, then turn it on w/o cancelling the document and complete crap would come out.   What are you talking about? That text is perfectly understandable.;quote:Original post by amish1234    Uhhh, your text shows up as gibberish like in the old days when you'd print while the printer was turned off, then turn it on w/o cancelling the document and complete crap would come out.   You were born in a normal, sarcas-free family right? Had a proper upbringing without any irony in it, am I correct?edit: three mice were on a road. Which two had the herpes?We need more people like you!"Finishing in second place, simply means you are the first loser." - PouyaCat    [edited by - crispy on February 3, 2004 2:46:18 PM] [edited by - crispy on February 3, 2004 3:07:57 PM];  Crispy, it clearly states in the second paragraph of that message that killing yourself will violate the terms of the agreement, and you will be unable to collect the funds. Do not kill yourself. Instead, I advise you to follow the instructions contained in the third paragraph to the letter. If you need an inflatable rubber ducky bath toy, I am certain my niece could be persuaded to give her''s up, and I could mail it to you. Duct tape is, of course, easy to find at any hardware store. You''re on your own about the figs, however; to the best of my knowledge, my local grocery store does not carry them. You''re also on your own on learning to dance the tango, as required in paragraph 4; find a suitable dance instructor.Any way, best of luck and enjoy your soon-to-be-acquired wealth-- you lucky dog. Hope you survive the self-immolation with lighter fluid (also in paragraph 4) so you can collect!   GolemBlender--The Gimp--Python--Lua--SDLNethack--Crawl--ADOM--Angband--Dungeondweller;  I especially like that part where he compares your inheritance to that of the Brothers Karamazov, that''s very classy.   - It''s a life''s work:Image Hosting @ $5/3 Months :30Gig/month bandwidth Reseller Plan @ $40/3 MonthGeneric WebHost: The Cheapest Hosting Around!-ryan@lecherousjester.com ;  I like the part where it mentions that all money given must then be transfered to Zidane within 5 minutes or death by lava being poured into your ears will occur. ;  It shows up as garbage symbols on my machine, too.Oh well.   ====================================Cat: the other white meat   [edited by - wolfmanyoda on February 3, 2004 3:28:20 PM];quote:Original post by Crispy  document.zip.I think it''s a really cool screensaver 