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question: Who farts in their sleep?, context: TIFU by explaining to my Wife one simple fact. My wife and I have been together for almost 10 years. We have been Married for almost half of that total time. We have a beautiful, cottage home, two dogs, no debt and both of us have careers with large stable companies. Life is good. This morning when I arrived at work I received a text from her asking " Why did you leave our bed and go down to the guest bedroom?" My reply: "Well I mean. To go from a peaceful, quiet sleeping partner to Kronos awakening to destroy the world every night is quite a shock.. oh and you fart WAY more in your sleep nowadays " No response back.
Who farts in their sleep?
TIFU by explaining to my Wife one simple fact.
TIFU by explaining to my Wife one simple fact. My wife and I have been together for almost 10 years. We have been Married for almost half of that total time. We have a beautiful, cottage home, two dogs, no debt and both of us have careers with large stable companies. Life is good. This morning when I arrived at work I received a text from her asking " Why did you leave our bed and go down to the guest bedroom?" My reply: "Well I mean. To go from a peaceful, quiet sleeping partner to Kronos awakening to destroy the world every night is quite a shock.. oh and you fart WAY more in your sleep nowadays " No response back.
TIFU by explaining to my <hl> Wife <hl> one simple fact.
TIFU by explaining to my <hl> Wife <hl> one simple fact. My wife and I have been together for almost 10 years. We have been Married for almost half of that total time. We have a beautiful, cottage home, two dogs, no debt and both of us have careers with large stable companies. Life is good. This morning when I arrived at work I received a text from her asking " Why did you leave our bed and go down to the guest bedroom?" My reply: "Well I mean. To go from a peaceful, quiet sleeping partner to Kronos awakening to destroy the world every night is quite a shock.. oh and you fart WAY more in your sleep nowadays " No response back.
<hl> TIFU by explaining to my Wife one simple fact. <hl> My wife and I have been together for almost 10 years. We have been Married for almost half of that total time. We have a beautiful, cottage home, two dogs, no debt and both of us have careers with large stable companies. Life is good. This morning when I arrived at work I received a text from her asking " Why did you leave our bed and go down to the guest bedroom?" My reply: "Well I mean. To go from a peaceful, quiet sleeping partner to Kronos awakening to destroy the world every night is quite a shock.. oh and you fart WAY more in your sleep nowadays " No response back.