The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny Roberts is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.171 billion Nannies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The strong Dread Nanny Robertsian economy, worth 649 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,806 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 444,126 per year while the poor average 227, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Dread Nanny Roberts's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.