Some people on this board play in bands, please share your most embarrassing live fuck ups/performances!
Mine had to be the 'gay dive': I missed the harmonic on the third fret of the G string (!) resulting in the campest sounding dive-bomb to ever come from my guitar

shit made this phlegm and i ended up doing a yell like puberty kicked in...

i also pulled a Taake once. I had a pair of jeans that didnt button right so i was headbanging and a friend started tugging on my pants so as i am playing my pants pull down and my ding dong flew out my boxers ha ha ha...

Many years ago KRANIUM, the peruvian band played in stage with MASACRE Colombia...
The fact is when they were playing, the stage got broken, and the drummer went down,..._________________http://sapainka.blogspot.com/

first night of tour in an old band, broke low E string on the bass and didn't have a replacement, so had to tune the A string WAAY down, and so on. sloppy as hell set. and then people asked us to autograph our demos! a little starved for Metal in Omaha, NE, I think.

In 1999 on a gig with BESTIAL DESECRATION my guitar strap went to hell and I had to sit down on stage to be able to go on playing the song. Tormentor of DESASTER threw dimes in front of me and laughed his ass off....

And I stopped counting all the times strings fucked up, my guitar had electricity problems or my effect pedal blew up.....